THE NEW STORE.
The H and 1J Store
Uargain Counter
Ilnrain Catchers
BONHAM & CURRIER
Shoes, Gents' Furnishings, Dry Goods
107 South Jersey Street, St. Johns.
THE
PENINSULA BANK
St. Johns, Oregon.
Statement at close of litisinc December ., 10,06:
KlIftOUHCIMS
Imns f 137,732.11
l'uriiltiiru mill fixtures. 3,976.86
Cash on 1 1 m lid mill due
(nun Imnks 72.389.65
fioj,ii9S.62
An Imitation
Give Imitation Heat
Avoid the cheaply constructed, putty jointed stove ns you would
counterfeit money, because It is just as worthless -and in many
cases even more so. For not only does it radiate heat badly, but ft
wastes Its original cost many times in fuel.
The majority of manufacturers, attracted by the phenomenal
success of Cole's OrlKimd Hot lllast Coal Stoves, and Air-Tij;ht
Wood Stoves, have imitated and copied them ever since they were
put on the market. Hut lit looks only have they Ixien able to
reproduce these wonderful heaters.
For the features which make these stoves so economical in fuel, so
cllectivc in hcatinj;, tttid tio durable in construction, me alt pat
ented and fiivti'rtat.
Shows CoU1 Orlfin.l Alr.TlHhl WouJ
Slur, Nu. 7IH 'llffii.
The tifc ciVwiif heatiiiK your home is in the fuel and not the
first cost of your Move. Don't let yourself Ite ihtmiiiiUmI to buy
any thin; but Cole's Original Air-Tipjit Wood Stoves for Wood and
Lighter Fuel, or Cole's OiiKiual Hot Ulast Coal Stove for Hurd
Coal, Soft Coal, Ignite and Wood.
."MU.ll nv
ST. JOHNS GROCERY COMPANY
The Douglass
Fool of Pillsbiii'K SI reel,
ST. JOHNS, - - OREGON
Dealers in
SASH AND DOORS i
And Miitiiifiii hirers of
MOULDINGS, COLUMNS,
BALUSTERS j
And All Kinds of Interior Finish. :
J
A Home Institution.
f WE SOLICIT A SHARE
O.M.I'Alll.K
O. r. MIIKKII.I.
Faulk tS: Merrill
Coal, Hay, Grain, Hour
Ground Feed,
Painlt, Oils and Building Maleiials
Phone East 713
Unlvaralty Park,
Oroyon
WOOD
Htty your wood at the
Old Reliable
Peninsula Feed & Fuel Co,
Green and dry idalmood.
l'houe ti!,t sqj.
KM
9.
I.IAMMTIIW:
Capital Sl0k i 2$,tK.tf)
Surplim Mint imiiIIvIiIlhI
profit . . 3,553.32
Divlili'iiilfi tniKil'l. . i.sjo.w
I)iwll(i I7.,3o.f..o
Stove Will
i tic jottttsoi tne ordinary Move are plastered
with stove putty in an endeavor to make them
air-ti;ht.
When the putty dries up and falls
out, cold air is sucked in through
the cracks and the valuable ;nses
from soft coal, hard coal, wood or
lighter fuel, which should lie burncd
i;o up the chimney, alony with most
of the heal,
Cole's Original
Air-Tight Wood
Stoves
For Wood nnd LiJbler Fuel
and Cole's Original Hot lllast Coal
Stoves for Soft Coal, Hani Coal,
I.i;nilu or Wood ate made without
stove putty. They remain nir-tij;ht
during theentitelifeof the stove, and
ate sold under n positive iiuarantee.
Planing Mills j
OP OUR PATRON AO E X
F. J. Kocnicr,
OONTHAOTOn AND
HUILDKU
I'laas Mitl -ooilUnit ions
'uniiklitHl oh appliootiou.
ilmio with mwiliuvss ami
promptly
All work
dispatch.
.Mail Schedule
Mail artivuti at .Si. Johns at 7:10 a, 111.
Hml 1:15 p. III.
I.ct at io:jo a. 111. , and .:$ p. 111.
0v ojhiii week days fioia 6:1511. 111,
to (:io p. ui. Suiulaye (rum 9 to iu a. m
No iiuiilii 111 rive or ilopurl Humlay.
A TATTOOED EYE.
Good Results From a Dolicata and
Costly Operation.
An Irishwoman who owns a lit
tle (stationery shop in tlio tipper
part of Manhattan frequently stir
prices customers with whom fIio
fulls into conversation over tlio
counter by asking:
"Which of my eyes do you think
is the blind one?"
The customer invariably exclaims
that surely it is not possible that
either eye is blind, for both arc
dark blue, sparkling and seem just
the fame. The shopkeeper, howev
er, proceeds with the information
that the left eyo is quite without
sight.
"Tlml's my tattooed eve," she ex
plains proudly. "It co.t $l,000.f I
didn't pav for it, of course. A rich
lady had It done for mo.
"Von never heard of a tattooed
eye? Shun.1, 1 never did mysolf
until I chiiic to Imving one. It was
after 1 wan blown up by an explo
fcion oh, dear, yes, a terrible expo
rionro it was! I was living with
the lady at the time as her maid. I
bad been with her five years, and
the thought a heap of me, and it
was at her house the accident oc
curred. "When I lot the sight of the eve
she felt bad enough, but when the
bandage were removed and it win
fccii Unit a white lllm had spread
over the eyelHtll she was terribly
ditre-ed.
" 'It ruins vour good looks entire
ly, Mnrv,' ulie wihl. 'You'll never J
get a inndmiid looking liku that, j
Hut 1 know of a plivxielnn wo can J
make it look n rro'Ml a the othur,
een ir lie can t ninKe ll see. ll
will I $1,0(10,' hu says, 'but I'd
have it done for von if it was $"!,
000.' "So I went to a lino private hoa
pilal, and the doctor tattooed an
other iris mill ptitill on the white
film. A -ill he mulched the blue ex
it tl. now. didti'l he? I could
m lim it tell. vIhmi I looked ill the
rlii-- afterward, which ouu I was
t-eein' ml of at all.
"Did I get a hiislmnd? It's my
third Hint I'm living with now."
New York l'r's.
Stupidity nnd Osnyfrold.
('ommiiiiilcr (iiimhicr of tho Brit
ish navy tells in his book this story
of a soldier servant named An-
'lri'.', a fellow of stupidity and
mi in.' frnid: "We were practicing
with a hiiIooii pistol in my brother's
quarter-, and Andrews was in 11
small dreeing room adjoining when
a ball went through the door and
look Hie tip olT Iim ear. Mot men
Mould lulvc iiimiIc some remark, lie
did not, ami we knew nothing about
it until by ehamv, looking into the
roiim, wt wtw him groping about
under tho table for Hiiiietliiug he
had lil. 'Wlmt tire you looking
for. Andrews?' naiil my brother,
lie drew up, sIimhI nt attention and
replied in nn Hiologetif tone as if
deprecating bis mauler' wrath, 'I
was only a-liMiking for a bit of my
ear as cniiie olf when you 11 red that
I shot through the door, sir.'"
Curly Prtt Aoilnit Tea.
The introduction of ten Into Ivii
, roiK-au (uhiioiiiilies met with con
sidernble prol-t. In (Serumuy tea
deiilerx were eoiudered immoral.
, and mail) pamphlet woro publish
j ed inii'leitihiiig the u of tea in
any form. Tea was first brought to
1 Kiiglaiiil from UoUnm! hi ltliul
1 Soon the drillkillir of it boeatue 1
fashionable in UmuIoii, ami a pound
I of the leaves Mild for tlo shillings.
J i"iit" 11111 Fine- nit-
I er in tea in Kughuid. lie recom
mended it as a cure for all disorders
nnd Mild ;reHt iuuntiin's of it at a
lurp proiit. Itivord show that tin
has at tiuusi Imcii sold in luighind
for as iniieh as 1'IU a mmhuI.
Various tlw Are You's?
"How art oy in Cenmtn in
"Wie bellndeit ie ieh?" (How doi
yon llnd yottraulf!') It is also "W'iei
gchtV" I
The Hutch ty "lbu viwrt jjij?"!
(How do you fare!) The Italians'
nk. "Coiiie Mate1" (How do vou
stand!') The Preneh, "Comment
vims porte-oiw" (How do youj
earn ourwlf ?) " I
The Ureeks ask what you aro do-1
uig. the l'liinee want to know if
' you enjoy your rieo, ami the ltu
r - ... . . .,.. i. , m t
, ...v. i .... T.. . . ' , i
n . ,r .T UBJ '""'nary suru-eon would have left tho
. .: r', v 4 'n' ,H'
Forehanded,
The London Telegraph tells of a
miiiiII girl who entered a grocer's
shop in W'hiteehapel and said:
"I'lence, sir, I wants 'arf a pound
of butter and a penn'orth of clme.se,
nnd uiuvvor savs she will send a
bhilliug in wiien farver come.s
home,"
"All rigltl," replied the man.
"Nut," continued the child, "muv
ver wants tho change, cos sho 'as
got to put a penny in the gai
meter."
E. o. MAGOON
tit X.Jersey Street.
Fhone I'tiioii $105.
Pine Line of Wines and
Liquors Constantly on Hand.
Finest Heor in the City 011 tap.
LUDICROUS LEGAL LORE.
A Legend of tho Earl Jurisprudence
of Michigan.
The early history of tho juris
prudence of 'Michigan, if faithfully
chronicled, would furnish forth an
cnlcrliiinment abounding with tho
soul and point of humor. Many of
theso little legends yet float around
tho scenes which have given birth
to them and serve sometimes to
rivo zest to a bar dinner or to en
liven a bar meeting. Among them
is the following:
Judge H., a plain and worthy
man, but no lawyer, was onco coun
ly judge of Oakland under the old
system. A ca.o came on for trial
before him on one occasion in
which the action was founded in
tort and tho plea of the defendant,
which was special, was such as to
give him the ulllrinutivo oPlho is
sue, upon tho "trength of which ho
claimed tho right to open and eloso
the case. Tins point was denied by
the counsel for the plaintiir, "who
never in tl v wholo course of his
practice had hi'Mid of such an euor
mity as the ili fi'iidant's presuming
to open the case." Authorities wero
brought and cited, however, and tho
judge, after mature consideration,
determined that sueli was the do
fondant's right nnd so pronounced
his decision. After a idiort pittiFC,
during which the planum was
grumbling his dissali'faetinn, the
court told the defendant's lawyor
to go on.
"lour honor, said he, rising, "I
am not quite n udy to open the case.
When I get rou.lv I will let the otlt-
or side knowl" This opened, if not
the ease, at hast the eves and
mouth of the other side, who sprang
to his feel an l bellowed forth do-
utiiiciatioii upon the sttitudity of
the Judge, whose absurd decision
had placed him in such a dilemma.
"You see, your honor, wlmt you
have done. You havo actually
placed the ctt in the hands of the
defendant, lb took possession of
our oxen, and when we brought an
tut ion to roi'o'T them lie took poi-
session of that nbn." "I can't help
it, sir," said lie learned judge, with
great slernnes- "I he decision H
made, and ft i- too late to alter it.
I'lie law must t ike its course. You
must withdraw wtor action and suo
again."
"If he does, war honor, said tho
defendants counsel, "I shall plead
the iHUideuov i this action In bar
and beat him." "Then, Mr.
Miid the judge, "I see no other wav
for you hut to -it down quietly and
wall till Hie id reriilant gets readv
to try this cafe. " The tdaintiir took
the juduu's advici), but the "time
appointed ha inner elatsed, and
he is waiting yet. Philadelphia
Mir tli American.
A Ourprliod Preacher.
When n clergyman in the courro
of his hcriunu asks a ipiestinu he
doesn't expect any one to answer II.
At a watch night survive at St.
Paul's church, l'rixton, Knglaud,
the vicar was preaching 11 snrmnn
011 the prodigal son, in tho course
of which In said: "Last vear home
pimple came to watch night service
from a neighboring public hoiue,
and some of them were drunk. U
there any onu hero like that to
night?'"
"Yes," said a rospudublo looking
mult settled in the uUlc; "I'm bore,
and 1 111 drunk.
The effect on the congrCaiitioii
wns i'lis'1 iii'iil. The nre.ieher was
stnrtlml f.ir 11 niomenf. hut nffer
luiving, "P.mr follow, poor followl"
prweedinl with hi discourse.
"I tell vou I'm drunk," said the
intruder.
"Hold nr tongue," miid the vie-
nr. "I am speaking now ami iiiut
not be interrupted.
A Fine Piece of Work.
"1 tell you," exclaimed tlio young
medical (.indent, "our professor is
an emiitt ni surgeon.'
"llowV that S'" aked his ehuiii.
"Will, a follow was brought in
with a ir.ished lojj. The professor
hi id it itiuat come off, but by some
means or other ho cut off the wrong
log.
"Ho m eall that a lino piece of
surcerv
"Wait a bit. Tho professor said
it would terrible for the poor let-
low to go about with no logs at all,
mi In- !.p! iitt'tl uj) tlio crushed leg
, , of ui ; ,h t 0(r t u
11
now it is ,ii good as ever. An ordt
K'o. Wonderful skill, the
j'uii'iu 1 muiim .iiiigiiiiuu.
Not His Fault.
".lnnies" asked the druggist
sternly, "how did you como to loso
that sale?"
"We didn't have what tho lady
wanted, sir.
"Whv, you know wo carry the
most viupleto lino of perfumery,
knukkuacks, stationery, toilet ac
cessories ami fanev articles in tin
citv.
"Yes, sir, but it was .nedieino she
wantul "-llreat Falls Tribune.
Central Market!
Holbrook lllock.
See us for the Choicest Cuts of the
Meats Obtainable.
ot
Orders Pilled and I'auiily Trade Solicited
iHCLLAYu WAKU, Props, 1 1
WHAT'S
Worth doing is worth doing well.
If you wisli to be cured of Rheu
matism, use Ballard's Snow Lini
ment and you will be "well cured."
A positive cure for Sprains, Neu
ralgia, Urttises, Contracted Muscles
and all the ills that flesh is heir to.
A. O. M. Williams, Navasota,
Texas, writes: "I have used Snow
Liniment for sprained ankle and it
gave the best of satisfaction. I al
ways keep it in the house." Sold
by St. John's Drug Stores.
Subscription Notice.
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Thk
KKVIKW outside of Multnomah
county is St. 50 per year in ml-
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ll papers will be tils-
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White House
EUROPEAN HOTEL
Finest rooming house in St. Johns.
llrand new hotiscnnd furniture.
Modern electric lighted.
I lot nnd cold water.
Hath and toilet rooms on both floors.
Telephone, reading room and all
the latest daily news.
No extra charge for any of the ex
tra accommodations of the
house. All free.
Kooins front 75c per week up.
Same treatment to all we have no
tiets or star roomers.
We are out for business and arc
getting it.
Give us a trial.
Working men a specialty.
Phone Scott 40A5.
W. J. Gaiyean, Mgr.
107 Decatur street,
ST. JOHNS, OKHOON.
Near Riverside Hotel.
Careful
Investors
should find
Richard Shepard
&Co.
in their new quarters at 1 to North
Jersey street.
WK PINI) THK HAUOAINS.
I-stablishcd 18S0.
Youngferdorf & Son
Architectural
Contractors and Builders
CEMENT AND BRICK WORK.
Phoiics-
Hnst 3443
Kast 2776
Portland nnd St. Johns, Oregon.
ST. JOHNS
OYSTER HOUSE
in Jersey Street.
Professor Max K, A. Wagner, prop.
1
OyMers in all styles at nil hours.
Families supplied with fresh oys
ters on short notice.
Central Bar.
Sam. Cociikan, Prop.
TiiO;i, Co.siKis, Mgr.
Fine Wines, I.iijuors and Cigars.
Cochran Block, St. Johns, Oregcn
The Wellington
KNIGHT J CLOVER. Proprietors.
Fine Wines and Liquors.
Family Supplies a Specialty.
Holtirook niock.St. Johns, Oregon
S. C. NORTON
Real Estate
lasuraitcc
Resident agent N. V. Noren it Co.
1 to S. Jem-y street.
"01lc 639o. ht. Johns, Oregon
Star Market
A. Harding, formerly in the
employ of Armour and Swift,
and celebrated for his cured
meats and sausages, is new
proprietor. All patrons will
receive cortcous treatment.
A delicatessen counter will
be run in connection. Lewis
Boyd has been installed as as
sistant meat cutter.
If we please you, tell others; if
we do not, tell us.
A, HARDING, Prop,
f X I
,0 I
DUILT BY I
W.C.ADAMS
CONTRACTOR
and BUILDER
We now have with us a capable
resident architect, anil hc can
arniage to nilvuare money to all
tluecwlm ileilrc to bailit Iioini'S.
Shop
Scconil Door West
of Postoffce
ST. JOHNS - - OUIiUON
L. B. Chipman
Real Estate
REAL ESTATE
;iaoo M 50XIW1, cor.j twn-story brick
Is Dvlag erix'leil 111 Mine iditck.
This is a silctiillit iavitmiit, nail you
hml better mk Into it at once.
f jiro I.ot Jjxtio; n clwc in iiulik lot
011 Jersey street.
fji I.ot juxl'O. A newby resilience
lot; fl$ euh if you bullil at once.
;oo I.ot joxla). l'lue locution; one-
hnlf cah.
f j.ooo I.ot 100x10 011 I'hiliiilclphlii St.
W.J.PEDOICORD
Not,iry l'uhllc.
One Dollar will
ill you to eye classes or spec
tacles. Perfect lit guaranteed,
Your cyei fitted at home. Write fur
free booklet describing our mct!ud.
Remember, the elatsei wc fit you
to are worth 3,50 any where on
earth. Our price, only f 1.00.
OUR KtM'.MRlNG drrlmnt U moil
complrlt. Uinpnne JUU, Waichclcincd
Il.io. Send tour ork by rrglncrrd null.
jjjo repairs tnj icn.
METZGER & CO.'
Ill SIXTH STREET. PORTLAND, ORB I
THE LOUVRE I
I.. RICHARDS, Prop.
The Finest of Wines, Liquors and
Cigars.
A Fine Lunch Served I; very Day.
Houses For Rent
BY-
DANIEL BRECHT
IF VOU WAST A HOUSE CAM, ON UK
ST. JOHNS. OREGON
Bon Ton Bafber Shop
M.v.Nsnian & Kakmlkik
Pirt class work and clean hot towels for
patrons. Hair cutting a
specialty,
AKcuts for est Coast Laumlrv.
Jersey street St. Johns
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L. E. STORY, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURdf-ON.
Day nail Nhjlit Office, Hootas 7
anil S, Hulbrook Block,
ST. JOHNS,
OREQON
S. H. GREENE
Atlorncynt-Law.
Office: Room 9, Hrecck-n Build
ing, corner Third nail Washington
streets, 1'ortlntnl, nmt St. Johns.
I'lionc: Prtclfic J098. Resilience: St. Johns
Joseph AkCIicsncy, A. D.
I I'llVSICIAN AND
SUROIiON
Day anil Meht Office In AtcChcsncy Block
I'hane Wwodlann J7S
ST. JOHNS. - - ORBQON
DR. L. Q. HOLLAND,
PHYSICIAN AND SUROTsON
Resilience: On Modoc Street,
l'lioae Wfsjilliiun 576. O.Tic: It l
liroulc llrlck Mock, rooms ,3 mul.)
Phone Hnst 3689.
St. Johns, .... OreKOii
Dr VV.
E. M ARTEL,
DUNTIST
Crown nail Itriilge Work a
SH.clully
ttooius t nail 2, ltolhrook block, St. Johns
Dr. MARY MacLACIILAN
Pli)lclan and Surgcoa.
Ueslileace I'htiae Scott jo4.
Ollioe: llnlhrook's New llrlck block.
Resilience, St. ohlls Motel.
A. W. VINCIiNT, A. D.,
IIOMr.OI'AIIIICI'IIVSICUN
AMI StlH(li:ON
Ofllcc ioi South Jersey street. All hour
OSCAR DoVAUL, M. D
Off hours, 9 to 11 , m., 1 to 3 ( m.
0(Rf I'lionr. rVott 1104,
Urslilcticv I'lii'tic, l'ii Ion jyoi,
Oir.cr In I'nbrrsllv I'sik liniuSlotf,
Carpenter and Contractor.
Ily the ilny.or by the ob.
Plans ami sH.-vificittlous furnished on
appllcntloii.
AUOl'ST WIMIKI.M.
.J Allegheny street, 3 blocks .ait of the
1'rviich block, St. Johns, Oregon.
The G. HEITKEMPER GO.
Wnlcliinakcrs, Jewelers,
Sllvcrsuillh.
Importers and WIioIcmIc Dealers
286 Morrison Street, Xl'Sfll'. PORTLAND
R. WILCOX,
Dray and Baggage Line
l'houc Scott ijoH.
I'Iiiiio Moving 11 SiK-ciulty.
Leave orders nt IIullberK's I'lirnlture
store anil they will receive prompt
attention.
C. AlARION SALISBURY
(lraduato Optician
Will test the eyes free of charge.
Jersey Street. . St. Johns, Oregon.
Goodrich & Goodrich,
ARCHITECTS
full Professional Sen ices I'lve Per Cent.
Salut Johns and Portland, Ore.
Zcllcr-Byrncs& Blackburn Co.
Undertakers and Embalmers
209 Jersey Street
Lady Assistant.
N.
A. GEE
House Mover
aad Repairer
uoukcs iiiovcii, ruueil ami re-
ruUed and
luiml. Oild jobs of all kliiils.
Prompt service, reasonable charges.
Ivanhou ami Catliu Streets. Phoue
Vixllavu 5S6,
Saint Johns
Oregon
F. A. LASHBAUQH
1'uel funiished, either short or
long. Drayiug and team-work
of every kind. Prompt service.
Terms reasonable.
Con:er Jersey and Catliu. ST. JOHNS'
LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. 0. 0. F.
ST. JOHNS, 0RC00N
Meets each Monday evening In Odd
1'eUows hall, at S:oo. Visitors welcomed.
H. S. Hewitt, N. G.
V. V., I'iMite, Secretary.
G. W. OVERSTREET,
PLUMBER
Holtirook Dlock, 103 South Jersey
street. Phone Union 2S5,
Saint Johns
'. Oregon
MRS. N. AlcCANN
CLOTHINO CLEANER
Clothitii; cleaned, pressed and
mended 'villi care and promptness.
Ladies' clothes a specialty.
Old IWoffice Building
Saint Johns
Oregon
BOLEN BROTHERS
CARPENTERS AND
CONTRACTORS
We Ouirintcc to Pleat
C.T. Itokn. SI UUmtltc Uouloud,
C. . Uoka, us Tjkr Street
ST. JOH.NS, OREOON