ST. JOHNS REVIEW You Should Patronize The Home -rnttcr. It menu helping St.Tolins ntul H1I5 means n better city If you work with THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW Advertise in Tlie Review Its circulation is kciiu lue nud It covers the field. Its better tlinn a daily hi the field. IT WILL REPAY YOU Devoted (o (he Interests of the Peninsula, the Manufacturing Center of the Northwest VOL. 2 ST. JOHNS, ORKGON, 1'IUDAY, SKPTKMHKR 21, 1906. NO. 48 The New St. Johns Hotel S. COCHRAN &, CO., Proprietors. Finest Meals in the City Served ii This hostelry is one of the finest in the Northwest, being mod ern and complete in all its appointments. The wants and comforts of guests are carefully looked af ter at all times. Rates are reasonable. SASH GLAZING DOORS WE CARRY "ODD" SASH IN STOCK Columns Spindles Brackets Lime and Cement Paints Oils St. Johns "D." Glass Redwood Gutter ST. JOHNS SASH AND DOOR CO. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL PHONE SCOTT 4063 JERSEY STREET GREAT SUCCESS School Lxcrclscs Proved a Perform ance f Alcrit. Without doubt Ihe entertainment provided by Prof. V. C. Alderson. principal of this city's schools, was a most notable one, and one that will cause last Monday evening to he long remembered by many of tin citicus of this city. It was a per formancc of no set program, but there was no hitch on the proeram and no hesitation upon the part of the star actors to come to the front. uneli speaker was instructed to tell some story of humor or pathos. but the men were lorbiddeu to sinir turner penalty of the law. Among tlie clergy tit re was some disposi tiou to start up some music, but the police prevented such a perform ance the musical portion of the program being delegated to the real musicians. The siKiikers drew numbers for the order of their story telling, and the even dozen speakers each had a "talc to tell whose very words would harrow up thy soul." Among the speakers were to be ound Judge Seatoii, Tom Richard son, Jefferson Myers, Rev. Warren, Kev. Mcvfeker, Rev. Voting, Sen- ator Hcach, Prof. Curtis. Kditor Lcvisou of the Oreoiilnti, Mrs. Geo. M. Hall, W. L. Thorndvke and GOSPEL TRUTH About Some People Who Think They Are Hiding. The following tribute to the mem ory of those that pass to the beyond through their fool acts is being pass ed around : "Take a walk through any of the cemeteries nud you will believe with us that fools are slowly but surely passing away. With silent tread you pass the last resting place of the individual who blew into an empty gun. I lie modsct tombstone ofthe girl who lighted the fire with kero sene. And the grass covered mound that covets the mortal remains of the boy who took the iiiiiIl bv tin. tall is near by. The tall monument is for the man who jumped off the cars to save ten rods of a walk. Side bv side lie the ri'iimlim nt ti intellectual idiot who rode nine miles in ten minutes and the ethereal crea-iX tliru wIlO Iltu'nvu lfi.nl lii.r kk,.i IJ laced to the lust hole. 2 The modest headstone marked 1 J! "Our Mother I" shows the sleeping'1 !i1nr.. it H... .1....- ..1.1 . ' t.l "" MKHt MU V.II.IIIIIC Willi 3 3 St. Johns Land Co. PHONE UNION 3104 was worked to death bv a bossv laughter who knew it nil. Here rejKises the young doctor who took jn dose of his own medicine. Just oeyouti is mamma's darling who was stuffed to death with candies others. The tales told were varied, nud were of great variety, yet all seem ed to plensc the lame audience. There was music by the pianola. and by a Mr. Story of Portland. who ptcscutcd one of his own crcu 11. ii.- nr. 11 nuiw. i in- mummi wil I n. i e.iuiy!.. 1 I.-....1I. ........ I! I... , oi ,, .it , 'O .hi inn i, ii 1 1 i-a IllKiT, lllh.Ulllllilllll.-ll ii illinium in iiu ...Ii.. ........ i .1 i . . . w . IM 11 111 IIL-IIL III ."tll'llllllllllir itui f.tirii. ii uie season, anil I Me lady wlio kept nmj salads. Over yonder in the I northwest corner wheie the gentle j breezes sigh over the weeping wil low lies the fellow who told his ! motherlnlaw she lied. Near by his 1 rave reposes the mouldering dust of the man who declared he could do St Johns The Coming City. With 75 blocks of street improvement tin der wny with . new brick business blocks under construction with new business and manufacturing enterprises coining every week and finally and greatest of all, with the adjunct of the SWIKT PACKING COM PANY l he great future of St. Johns is assured. We have for sale choice business lots street lots that will within a year from twice what we can sell them for now. on Jersey now be worth mean ability. T If ...... I. f ....... .- - . 4... ....... siryciiuine ami imking powder sde singing exh , billon, accompanied by ,,v sMv ,,, le c,l,,H)l.ll,l, Alltl tmt Miss Amy Rowland as plains . He llllllmrkcd, weed 'grown grave in the was recalled and favored with an ,1(.rk. daui), d.snml corner by Itself, encore. 1 he lad is a s tiger of rare s Ulc (Ircary rt,sli ,ucuJof ,' ability, and has no hesitancy in his . .i.i,it nt t ,.n ..i i. a M H CIIITTPD 3 II. II. JUII 1111 Contractor and Builder Designs and Rstlmoles Furnished, and all con strucllon guaranteed to please the most partic ular. :i7 Holuwk Street ST. JOHNS, OREGON RtsMtRtt f W, L ThornJyktj St. Johns, kallt by mt from my own pltni. ii in 1 Lady Assistant. riione woouiawii 332 Nii;lit offices Dr. S. C. COOK Rtsldtnl Undertaker and Einialracr Hiulpiut-tit and work guaranteed eijual to 1 any un wic cuusi. No. 30J Jerey otrect, in Clark's fund- ture store, St. Johns, St. Johns Market I!. DONMiUY, Woprklor The Mouse of Quality We take .social care to buy only the choicest, Government Inspected Meats so leave us your order for n Prime Rib Roast or anything in the meat line. Phone Scott 4062 113 Jersey Street WANTED DIK'aranetf before the nublic. At tlie close ot tlie exercises the nvited guests were escorted to the I grill room of the New St. Johns Iotcl, where was prepared an eight- course repast gotten up in the high-! est style of culiucry tit l by the tic-' complished chef of that house. To tins ImiKiuet till &UI ample justice I till long nfter the midnight hour I iiiki iH-en nuiiouiiciil. l Here was some nfteriuath seakiug and much pleasure was derived from the en tire affair. Too ninny words of praise cannot be given the genial proprietor of this hostelry for the bounteous repast served, nud the brief notice Uxn which the banquet was served well indicates the K)xsi hilitlcs of the chef. The affair was a charming one throughout, mid reflects gieat credit upon the school board, Principal Alderson, and till who heliH.il the entertainment through to its suc cessful termination. let his neighbors do the advertis ing." SUICIDE The cititen of St. Johns to know we have a milk route in this citr. Pure milk delivered at your door for fj a mouth, Additional quarts at 7c. ORDERS FOR BUTTERMILK Taken Thursdays anil Saturdays, de livered rriuays ami jionnays; 10c a gallon. Send orders to Qenersl Deliver) St. Johns, Oregon, M.W.GATTON If you have REAL ESTATE for sale or want to buy in St. Johns or surrounding country H. G. OGDEN Have complete list of property for sale. Call in for bargains. -Review office, St. Johns. ABOUT OCT, FIRST Steam Sho els Will Hegin Work on the lllg Cut. If everything goes according to the plans mapped out, work on the big cut across the peninsula will be Former St Johns Alnn llnugs Mini, self at Sllverlon. C. M. McKlnnie, formerly a resi dent of St. Johns, and who moved his family to Silverton last spring, committed suicide by hanging him self in his barn at the latter place Tuesday morning last about seven o'clock. Mr. McKiunle arose Wednesday morning in his usual good health nud went to the barn to milk the cows. Not answering the call to breakfnst a search was made, and 1... .....u r 1 I I.... .. r . . iw nun iuiiiiii iiuiiHiiiK 10 11 roiie ins-11 leneu to a rafter onlv a few feet from the hay. No reason is assigned for the act. Ills domestic relations were happy and his financial affairs in excellent shae. With lus wife he had ar ranged to leave for his old home in Kansas, leaving his children hereto dispose of the projierty. With his family Mr. McKiuiiie came to Oregon about u year and n linn ago, settling in St. Johns. I S i Holbrook's Addition. Choice Residence District. Lots 50x106 feet with 1 6-foot alleys. Prices, 5300 and upwards; $5 00 down ami 55.tR) per mouth. No shanties in this addition. A building restriction clause in each contract from now on. Before fnll these lots will be with 5500 and upwards. We have the largest general list of tiny fit 111 in the city. St Johns Land Co., St. JohllS Hkhio Union 310-1 Oregon He was the proprietor of the California 6 . iviw.m nib I'vaiiiiniiiit ttiit iv" .,. .... t . -ii - o m - m h b a " toil t tvii I IIVIV V I'his he sold purciiaseii a n short time cry energy ....i.:.... . . ...... i... ....i. :.. nuiniiiK " auin uiw wuiH ill ii i;HI- i, i.,.. ..t.. t .....i.t. i oakery. '1 Jiree steam shovels w be em-, v YT...V. J i i i .i ployed at each end of the immense' ? l,MS,t w,1 ,,cM 'V ,corH; cut! Once started the work will be "5; J1!? r,e,,mi,,s , wcrc 'i''1 continued until everything is in ?V V1 ,:T'" V r1"', wFrc wxom' readiness for the runnii.g of trains. ,,J,,"', "y '"ri" W,CV"""I!' The cut will be 200 feet wide and . alwut a mile long. At the deetiest ' point the cut will be 90 feet. I Seven bridges will span the cut ! at different points lctwceu the dry dock and Maegley junction. The Dawson street bridge will be 80 feet wide. All the others will be 60 feet wide with a io-foot side walk on each side. All the bridges will be of steel and of the most improved pattern. Department Store THE ELDER All Goods Sold at Portland Prices! Left the Dry Dock Last Tuesday Morning 41. - i tie steamer ueo. y, wiier was ; taken off the dry dock Tuesday I morning. The thoroughness with J which the repairs were made may j be interred from tlie fact that there Dry OimmIh, ; 6,500 Takes a very fine block containing nearly four acres and plats 20 fifty foot lots. This tract lies 518 feet along the Willamette IJonlevard. A great bargain for some one, but must be taken soon, if at that fig ure. W. J. Peddicord. 1 14 Phila delphia street, St. Johns, Oregon. For Sale. New six-room house and two lots in St. Johns Heights addition.. House modern throughout and has never been occupied, A verv desirable home. Inquire at office. was not as much as a drop of a leak in any part ot tlie liuge boat. J. II. Peterson, owner of the El der, gives great credit to tlie Steel Shipbuilding plant for the manner in which the repairs were made. The work has brought the highest 1 priced mechanics to St. Johns and been the means of disbursing thou-! sands of dollars at this jKjint. The j dock charges on the vessel landing repairs were $1 19 jer day, and the 1 steamer has !ecn in the dock over ' three mouths. The thoroughness of the work 1 done and the excellent satisfaction j given by the local institution is a this .source of pleasure to every citizen I f n. -t I UI .11, JUI1I1S. 1 . 1. .... 11 .... ieuii u mrjjo hiiii'k ui uoiiuiiii .ueifiiiiiuiiM', IiicIihIiiil' Dry liootK urn! Minos, (InieerifH. lliudwuiit. Mount) 1'miiUliiiimi. Feed, Hto. In fact uveiylliing. Their Prleuu tito riKlit. Don't wustu your timu going tu Portland, hat emuu in mid bio our Block mid prict'H. Remember The Big Department Store Curncr Jersey Htiuut and Ilroailwuy St. Johns, Oregon PLANT AN AD. IN THE ST. 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