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i X t J ! Bonham General Merchandise A Few Bargains in Homes : One ncre with n loroom house, nil finished in good slmpc, for $2,500.00. One quarter ncre close in with four room house, for Moo. Also fine river view nnd business property mid factory .sites. Good time given on property. I W. H. King Land 4415 wish to cnll your niton- " tion to our complete line of Children's, Misses' nnd In dies' Oxfords mid Shoes in medium priced goods. Also Hosiery, lints, Overalls, Pants. Phone Union 4066. Couch & 206 and 208 FIRE INSURANCE Agents for the Queen Insurance Co., American Con trnl of St. I.oiiis, Norwich I'liion Fire Ins. Society. These companies are three out of the thirty-two that me paying their losses in full nt San Prnucisco. It costs no more to insttic in n good company than in 11 poor one. Don't Insure in a Six Bit Company. Shepard, Dobie & Peterson, Phone Scott Ittal Estate aud fire Insurance. ST. JOHNS, Oltlt. OOOOOOO.OO.COOOOOOOOOOm00 8 THE I PENINSULA BANK St. Johns, Oregon. Capital, fully paid up, - $25,000.00 V Surplus and undivided profits, 1 1452.38 9 Commenced business June 5, 1905. j Oi'i'ivilKS J. I'onlnoy, Provident; U.T. Piatt, Vice IWdent; C. ? A. Wood, CaOikr. X g IIoauimm' numerous J V, Pordncy, U.T. I'liitt, P. C. Ktmpp, V. $ M A. Ilrewor, II, l Powers, TIioh, Cochruu, M, llolhiook, C. A, Wood, KADDERLY TRANSFER & COMMISSION COMPANY l)rlrr In FEED, HAY, LIME, CEMENT, SHINGLES LATH. COAL, F.TO. Oct our Price, nod we jjet Your lluslnciw, Phone Scot I (12. ST. JOHNS. ORBdON EDMONDSON CO., Hardware, Tinware, Plumbing Tin Roofs, flutters, etc. Phono Scott -1065 ST, JOHNS, Or Houses For Rent nv DANIEL BRECHT r you want a house oa i.t. on uk( ST. JOHNS. OREGON Star Market We shall handle only the finest of MEATS and our patrons may be sure of being sat isfied in every case YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED Smith & Hoover Next door to Kdinoudson'.s JKRSHV STUI5KT, ST. JOHNS & Currier Cochran Block I Co., St. Johns. "vUR line of Groceries was never so complete. We have just received n ense of fancy creniu brick cheese which is very fine. Try it. Now is u good time to buy sugar; it will go higher. Company Philadelphia St. 2 I 1 y 1 9 .'. -- Your Horse Lame Take him to Godsey & Clark l:pert Morscsltocrs. Our specialty is horseshoeing, mid we guarantee our work. O.M.I'.UII.K O. F.MCRKIM. Faulk & Merrill Coal, Hay, Grain, Flour Ground Feed, Paints, Oils and Building Materials Phone East 713 Unlvarslty Park, - Oregon Mail Schedule Matl arrives ut St, Johns at 7:10 a, ui. and 1:15 p. in. Loaves at 10:30 n, 111., ami 4:45 p. ui, Office open week nays front 6:45 n. to 6:10 p. 111. Sundays from 9 to 10 a, to.' No mails arrive or dejurt Surnlay, TOO MUCH LEARNING. Books of flforonc9 Which Are Soureci t Rang of Hearing and 8me 8ounds of Annoyonco. That Escapo It. "I do wish," Mild I'nber, "that the A cnrchil observer writes: "The people wlio make the books of refer- rnnge of the human ear is only Blip ence would have some regard for the 1 posed to bo some nine octaves two plain people. Yoil take up the most octaves more than the ordinary par 'udviinccd' and 'up to date' book of , lor piano, which, of course, is u ri rcfereiiee and try to llnd itnytliing. ' dictilously ainul) (section of the 11c Why, you wander about in a maze hunl range of sound. It is only ncc nf cross references until you finally rssnrv to watch a cat out on tho j run down the prey in some obscure corner under a caption wnien coinu i convinced that it Hears many uimgs only hove occurred to u pedantic ; that we do not, and numbers of in prig. sects we know make noises which "The other day I wanted to find urc fur outside the compass of tho out something about the great Duke human ear. We can see certain in of Marlborough. I took from my gCcta possessed of certain stridtilnt library tho best book of reference j big organs going through certain I know nnd turned, of course, to j motions, and wo bear the sound M.' I found lots of things under . which Ihoy produce. We can also M.,' nnd among them 'Marlborough, observe tl p effect which that sound dukes of see 'Spencer-Churchill?' j 1ms on others of the same kind of There was only one Duke of Marl- j insect that arc within earshot, borough worth talking about, and Then there are smaller insects al ius name happened to be plain Jack lied to them eeiiericnlly, with tho Churchill I know that. Tho other I .nine orira ns. which wo can see going 1 Dukes of Marlborough were ciphers, ' nnd nobody cares wbut their natiiLM ! were. "The man who got up that book of reference knew as well us you do that when anvbodv wanted to con suit his publication about the Ouko of Marlborough the only 0110 worth ( looking un he would turn to 'M.' , Why did lie not put the biography j of the great duke under that letter? , I will tell you. It was too easy, lie I wanted to show that ho knew what the duke's family name was to dis play his 'curious learning.' If I bad the prig here I'd kick him. ! "J turned to Wellington and - found tho same sort of an arrange , incut, 'See Wellesley.' Now, who cares whether tho Dukes of Welling ton and Marlborough were named Smith or.Ioues? 1 "I had the beast on one thing, however. I turned to 'X' to fco 1 what cross reference he could rig ' up 011 Xennphou. The name of the 1 first war correspondent was under : 'X.' I know what Xcnophon'g final ly nnme was, but evidently ho does not and I won't tell him. If I did j he'd get out a new edition of his blunted book just tojmt in that cross reference." Xew orlc Press. Not Exactly Reassuring. A boy who was sent to a board ing school sent the following letter ! to his loving and anxious mother: "1 got here all right, aud I for . got to wright before. It is a very I nice place to havo fun. A fellow : and 1 went oat in a bout, and tho , boat tipped over, and n man got mo out, and I was so full of water I that 1 didn t know uothin' for good long while. The other bov has 1.. 1... 1.. 1 ..ti..- 11..... 11. ..1 111 in- inn 1 i'ii niter uiuv nun nun His mother came from Lincoln, am! slio cries all tho time. A boss kick cd 1110 over, mid I havo got to hav some money to imv the doctor for uxiug my iieaii. 0 are going 10 sei 1, i , . 1 .1 t an old iiaru on lire tonight, aud kIiiiiiIiI Miiilti if wn ilnn't luivit linllv run. 1 lost my watch and am very sorry. I shall bring homo some mm turtles, mid I shall bring home a tamo wnodehiiek if I can get 'im in inv trunk." That Was Jenkins. A cbomiiit who for many years was the manager or a concern in MaKxachtitcttri maniifacttirini; vari otiii high grade explosives recently revinitcti mo place or lus forme eniployment. During 11 talk with bin old friends or the institution lie iiuulo inquiry with rofereuco to a certain collengtio or the name or Jenkins. "Hy the wav," hitid tho chemist "what luiii become of Jenkins? Fine fellow!" "1'ino chap indeed," agreed tho foreman, "and very skillful in tho Use or t'liemicals, but a little absent minded, Jenkins. See that difcol oration on the wall over there ?" "Why, yes. Hut what has that to do witli Jenkins?" "That is Jenkins." San Francis co Argonaut. Snails as Food. The Lancet advocates tho uso of tmnils as food. The fimil, it cays, has been called "tho poor man's oyster." It makes an excellent llsh sauce mid may be used for tho sumo purpose as oyster sauce. Oaro must lie exercised in the choice of the mails for food purposes, as it is well known that snails feed on poisonous blunts, ami it is tho custom in Franco to allow a few days to elupso alter tnev nave neon taKeu rrom Iheir feeding ground in order that iny poisonous matter may bo elinn noted. Of a Cheerful Turn of Mind. The genial young man slapped the merchant on tho back and ex claimed: "How's business?" "How's business?" tho merchant repeated thoughtfully. Then ho took a uumiie or notes at anything from thirty days to six months from his pocket, and with an eilort at cheer exclaimed: "My boy, I never saw a time when business was moro promising." E. O. MAGOON in North Jersey Street. Wines and Liquors. KXPORT HOP GOLD MWK. Family trade supplied. THE HUMAN EAR. , grass 0n a stiminer day to become ! through the same motions. Again, We see precisely the sauio effect on other infects of t ho siuno kind that happen to be near. Hut no human ocing lias ever iihihi mu nuiru im tnnbn inir urn 111 1 V could MIV micro- i! I phono mnko it audible at all events 1 ! experiments have failed. The air around us ntiii't be full of noises which wo do not suspect. "One of the N'orse gods, so the sagas say, could hear the hair grow ing on a mouse's buck. 1 know 0110 little girl who, if she cannot quito do that, Miiis, if not some octaves, at least a lone or two outside tho normal range. 'What a nolso tho mice are making!' she will sav as wo walk bculo a hedge row, where everything to all others of the purtv h us silent as one's bedroom at mid night and that, we may be sure, if we could bear, is far from silent. Again and again I have known her when walking along a I11110 or across a field suddenly to stand still nnd listen mid then to lion down on all fours, plunging her liamls into a tuft of grass, from which they emerge with a struggling vole in tho fingers. "In the mldd'e of a game of ero iiuet she will drop her mullet mid (lisappear into the shrubbery, to come back later with the informa tion that 'it is nnlv the yo.iug wil low wrens,' and there is dilliculty in convincing tier that not her fa ther or mother or isnv of the ciders present, youu;; or old, can hear the sound" which, she declares, are 'ns loud ns anytbiii'.' Mot of us drop a tone or mi for every decade wo leave behind ik" Chicago Xews. Ho Cjt thj Billot. When orgitva'n: the lied Itivor expedition Lord Wolsoley received from home the following cable: "Hemember lbit'.cr, Sixty-ninth regiment." lie thought no more about it. One d iv, miiiui weeks Inter, Lieutenant ll.il.cr walked into Wolseley'ii heaibpiarlers aud men tioned the tele;rain. He linked for a job. "I'm afra'd there are no bil lets loft," said WoNolcy. "All Can nda and the army wanted to get 011 this cxiK'ditiou." ''There is 0110 bil let," said Mutter. "What is that?" "You will want to know what is hap pening among the Indians on your Hank during tho advance." "Hy Jove, you're right !" said Wolseley, mid the billet was his. Moreover, tho general wis so impressed by his forethought that ho conceived the idea of keening a record of tliu names of soldiers who think things and do things, llutler's was tho first nnmo on thnt list, which was after ward known 11s the famo.is Wnlscloy ring. uiiiiiice Advertiser. Oe a Grapevine, Tho tentacles of the devilfish are less wonderful than those of a v.gor ous grapevine in the spring. (5 rasp ing ambition is as nothing in com parison therewith. See the tender jet audacious tendrils reaching out in blindness for something to catch hold of, Tho new vino may grow five, seven, ten feet, without support, and tho tendrils may grope for weeks in search of something to tie to, but their groping invariably suc ceeds. They hitch on at last and their grip is tenacity itself. Xo soon or do they wind tlieir way several times around the newly discovered support than they lose all their ten derness and being to harden i.ito a wireliko coil. Their groping is fin ished, u heir semo or feeling is lost. Jhcy become mere hoops of steel. Tartar on the Teeth. Iho remedv for tartar on tho teeth will bo of benefit in clearing tho color." Oct five cents' worth of powdered pumice stone, an orange suck aud lemon, hharpen tho stick to a fiat point, cut the lemon in half and dip the stick into tho lemon juice and then into the powdered pumice. Hub over the green spots mini iney are removed and ho care fill to rub between the teeth also. Rinse tboioughly with warm water. You sho.iIJ c.se th's only when nec esnrv, not offeror thnn'onco in two tveeks, as the mimiee if used often Jestrovs the enamel - Central Market! llolbrook Mock. See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Best .Meats Obtainable. Orders Pilled ami Family Trade Solicited McCLAVE & WARD, Props. A WHITE CARGO. It Looked Like Snow In tho Vessel's Hold, but It Was Not. Looking down over the high hatchway combing into tho after hold of a steamer discharging at an Knst river wharf, a watersido strol lor pa w ill the hold below what seemed to bo a eamo of snow an odd oorL'o for 11 vessel to bring. They had already got out tho hulk of it from immediately under the hatchway and almost down to tho vessel's floor, but all around still arose while banks of it reaching up almost to the vessel's decks. And half way up one of these steep snow banks a man was nt work with a pick, dislodging musses of it to full to tho open space at tho center, where stood men with Rcoop shovels, piling this snow into great iron tip buckets, which as fast as they wcro filled wore hoisted up to bo dumped into 0 shoot running down over tho sleamer's side, this shoot emptying inlo carts on the wharf. From tho steamer's forward hatch, at the same time mid in liko manner, they were discharging from the saino snowy cargo, a customs olllcer at eiudi point noting tho weights of it as the stuff was hoisted out. 11 was salt, tho snowy white cargo witli which from stem to stern this steamer was loaded; a cargo of 3,500 tons of salt, brought from a placo in Sicily where they make salt by tho evaporation of sea water from arti llcially made ponds of about twenty inches in dentil. To 0110 whose ideas of salt wcro confined to the trilling quantities of it that he saw in shakers and salt cellars on the table this cargo of thousand of tons scorned liko a lot of salt: really liko something curi ous ami interesting nnd remarkable. As a matter of fact, in tho various uses to which it is nut salt is used in enormous mmutitics, and to those ticipiaiiiled with salt and salt trado salt in full cargoes, largo and small, is something quite familiar. auw York Sun. Only a Hint. The old colored "mammy" wtio had ruled tho tirccnottgh household for more than twenty years wad known to the tradesmen and tho world in general as "Mrs. Washing ton," although she allowed the Oreo uojghs ami their friends to address her us "Aunt F.tiphrasiu." She had a ilow of language which has seldom been equaled, and de lighted in it more even than in Iter skill in cooking. On 0110 occasion Mrs. (Ircciiough overheard Aunt ICtiphrnsia berating a tardy grocer's boy. "Whar yo' been, yo' trifiin,' lazy, desl met fill, owdacious, aggcrvatin', presumptions bov, while l'u been a-wnitin' mid a-y iiriiin' for deso ver condimentaj spices?" demanded Aunt Kphrusiu, her turbaued head threatening tho delinquent, who cowered before her. "Ef I hadn't got tor put dese yer right into my cako ilat's been kept oullnishcd for yo' to go dawdlin', philanderin', so jcrin' round, I'd stop a minuto aud gib yo' somo ideo ob my opinions regardin' yoT Youth's Comnnn- ion. A Doy and a Bird. A Capitol Hill small boy received a pair of pot pigeons from his aunt. Tho youngster was very much inter ested in them and imid thorn much attention. He fed them, a dozon times 11 day at least. Ho was very desi rous that some eggs should bo laid, but the hen pigeon did not seem inclined to pleaso him in this respect. Ono day tho littlo boy camo running to his mother. Ho was ex cited. "Mamma," ho said, "I know why Mrs. I'igeon don't lay a egg I" ' "Why?" asked his mother. "Becuuso her egg is stuck in her neck," ho replied. Ho had felt the pigeon's full crop. Denver Post. A Weighty Consideration. "I wish," said tho bookkeeper dis contentedly, "that I had taken up a scientific career, I've a great rainu to bo an astronomer yet." "Aro you tired of figures?" "A littlo." "Hut if you woro an astronomer you would bo obliged to mako cal eumwous on a scaie that you never havo to attempt now. You'd have 10 deal with millions and billions and quadrillions of miles, instead of hundreds and thousands of dollars, "That's very true. But I wouldn't be nearly so likely to lose ray posi tion if I mado a mistake." Perfectly Clear. Kosebud What nonsense to say that a woman nover means what she says, Jsho can always give a direct answer. r-red Of .courso she can I She means it either to mean yes or no when alio says no or yes, or to mean neuner when she doesn't mean it to mean what you think she means u 10 mean irs perfectly clear. Rosebud Of course it is I Ex. cuange. The Wellington KNIGHT CLOVER, ftoarkton. Fine Wines and Liquors. Family Supplies a Specialty. Holbrook Block, St. Johns, Oregon AN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY S. H. GREECE Attornoy-at-Lnw. Office: Room 9, llrectlen llulld Ing, corner Third and Washington streets. Portland. nml St. Johns. l'hone: Pacific 2098. Residence: St. Johns Joseph JVlcChesncy, At. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Olflco In llolbrook Mock ST. JOHNS, - - OREOON DR. L. Q. HOLLAND, PlhSICIAN AND SUKOEON Residence: On Modoc Street, Phone tout 6198. Office: llol brook brick Mock, rooms 3 ami 4 Phoiie Unst 3689. i t..1...- r- Dr. VV. E. H ARTEL, D12NTIST Crown and llridgc Work a Specialty Rooms 1 and 2, llolbrook Mock, St. Johns Dr. MARY Mac LAC II LAN Ph)tlclan and Surgeon. Residence Phone Scott 4064. Office: Holhrook's New Ilrlck'lllock. Residence, St. Johns Hotel. A. W. VINCENT, M. D., HOMHOI'ATIIICI'IIVSICIAN AND SUKUt:ON Office 203 South Jersey street. All hours OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D Otnre limits, 9 to 1 1 1, m 1 lu $ . m. Office ritotie, Hcoll 1104. Holdcure Phone, Unloiiyi. ORIreln tliilvcrlty l'ik DruKHtore. BOLEN BROTHERS CARI'IINTURS AND CONTRACTORS V (lurnt lo I'Usm ll.T. Ilolcn, KI6 WllUmcllt lloulttsrJ. C.W. iloWn, 2in IUr Klrttl sr. JOHNS, OKIUION N. F. NOREN & CO. Real Hstate, I)ans, lusuniiicc nnd IIukIucsh Chances. S. C. Norton, corner Ilrmiswick nnd .IIiiiImiii streets, Resident Acnt. Phone Hast 0j(). JKRSKY STRHItT - ST. JOHNS F. Al. PARSONS Coitlmc ur nnd Unlldcr. CureiiterinK in nil It brunches nt satis- prices. Kcsidence 727 Lively st. F. J. CARTER HOOTS AND SIIOl-S RRI'AIRHD Shop next door to Amlfrwjn's llakerv 011 lacoma street, i.ivc mu a trial onlcr. St. Johns, Orison C. AlARION SALISBURV Qraduato Optician Will test the eyes frcc.of charge. 1 10 Tiicomu Street. St. Johns, Oregon. Goodrich & Goodrich, ARCHITECTS Pull Professional Services Pi.ve Per Cent. Saint Johns and Portland, Ore. Zeller-Byrnes & Blackburn Co. Undertakers and Embalmers 209 Jtrsty Street I.aily Assiktaut. Al. L. ROWLAND, Ocncral IUacksmithiiiK nnd Repair Inn. Horseshoeing u (.jK-cialty, All work warranted. Cor. Ivanhoe and Tacoma tts., St. Johns N. A. GEE House Mover and Repairer Houses moved, raised and re paired. Odd jobs of all kinds. Prompt service, reasonable charges. Ivanhoe and Catlins treets. Phone Hast 6189. balnt Johns ... Oregon F. Al. LASHBAUGH I'uel furnished, cither short or .long. Draying and team-work of every kind. Prompt service. Terms reasonable. Comer Jersey and Catlin, ST. JOHNS LAUREL LODGE No. 186 I. O. 0. F. ST. JOHNS, OREOON Meets each Monday evening in Odd Fellows hall, at 8:00. Visitors welcomed. B. SMott, Secretary' G. W. OVERSTREET, PLUMBER Holbrook IHock, 103 South Jersey street. Phone Union 285, ainijouns - . Orceon MRS. N. McCANN CLOTHINO CLEANER ClothiiiL' cleaned. ,I,en,,el vlth care and promptness. and . specially. Old Postoffice Buildfnc' Saint Johns o Oregon BriuR your work to The Review. I SUA1M0NS. In the c Circuit Court of t,e e,, , Kon.Countv nl m ti.;. 5.0' 0. 1'cnrl Harris, Plaintiff, vs. O. I. Harris, Defendant. To O. It'ltnl. .,.. . In the name of il,c .tate i nnt! re herein. ".?.. . Uc ?' Ou-Eo "re hereby mmunone I ,1 37-' hppenrnml answer tin. Z . 'WM to Wiinst yon in the e, Ur, or before the itth ,W '.!,cd uil ..wer inc coinnlnU i c,. which Is after six w'eck. ," H from the ltc of u, xpW this summons, m, L'L? '"f "onof order for the JulL In the August ; 'ecipM PUmcatC, that the summons t Ci" successive weeks, and m ? ,oril made and dated tl e jju, l .i'V, 1906, and the first p.d.lica (S,U". made the 29th day of ,,,,' Vj. n U you fall to appear an, ""' if tiff will ,,,''( lhc cmin for .Jl'. ''I "I'lalnt, to " ony licrpinr I 1 al... . " 'ivi die plalmij she be divorced fr on, m Z1 lh other relief ns shall see " md sbfe UCh This summons is tnil.lUirV" 'V . for six successive weeks In the St. Job,. Review by order of the Honorable fc Alfred Sears. Jr.. hi,!....,. ,1.' ". m& ' .1. wiiwMxr.nR, Plrst insertion June 29, 1906; UsV In, lion AiiKiist 10, 1906. Housekeeping Apartments Suites of two to four rooms, sIm single rooms. Situated one block from Columbia University, tieir cor. of I'lsk St. aud lloufmrd. furnished or Unfurnllic.l. A pleasant walk from St. Johni. stillnhlc for mill men. UNIVERSITY PARK A.W.DICKSON Phonn East 0288 L. B. CHIPMAN Real llitile. REAL ESTATE f 1500 I)t 30x100, cor.; two-tory brick will soon be erected in same block. This Is a splendid investment, sod jou had better look Into it at once. fjooo Lot 25x100; a clow: iu inside lot on Jersey street. fjoo Lot 30x100. A nearby rrtluenre lot; fi$ cash if you build at once, fcoo Lot 30x100, Pine location; one- liulf rnnli. I urn alto ajjeiit for the American De forest Wireless Telegraphy Co.'lttort. W.J.PEDDICORD Notar- Public. Bon Ton Barber Shop Manshikld & Kakuikix. Pirst class work and clean hot towelifor jwtrons. Hair cutting a specialty. Agents for West Coast Laundry. Jersey atrcet 'jj.""- D. C. ROGERS & CO. Real Estate and Insurance 2So-Lots 50x100 In Sou h St. Job". I'inest residence lots in the city. I650 Lots 50x100 on Ivanhoe ttreei. Close fn. . . $ 1000 and up Business lots on jerj f 1900 A new modem 5-rooui cotwgr. Lot 100x126 on car line. j6oo New motlern house, eight room tWO lOtS 5OXICXJ. ui' line. Phone Scott 3i4. . CiilwrinHon Notice. The subscription price of The RKVIBW outside of Multnomah county is $1.50 Pr year m a vance. All papers wiU be continued at the expiration ot t" time paid for. NOTICE TO ADVERTISER In order to Insure a change of ... nr.h chant vertisement tne copy i" should reach thl office not Wedneaday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Pe remember this and tavo r- The finest of calling cards at The Review office. 4