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. . . niirn I itti r iinLirriirr I MaaBa . MMBMHHMaa-lB--HHn n liiilc uunounor;. Bonham & Currier General Merchandise Cochran Block St. Johns the Center of Attraction FOR THE MANUFACTURER Now i- tin- time to iiivt-t In tin- spring in str will lb k hen and prii s will double. We lime h U w I.ots lft lit iuitis 'roN'ri Iot I.ts with IllleVi f 200.00 .S50.00 .JOO.OO ,t TI-RA1S TO SUIT CALL AND SHI; $ W. H. King Land Co., St. Johns. j Bickner Brothers jij I Department Store The l.ir't CpMfM. With ( Hit 0n lrfettl.i. "Whf I w. ji. inpw thn 1 urn ti.iH." hi l ir 1 Mill IimiI m ihwUIii in th &- (if n loan wliu Im. a l4 rrpuutiim. Natural h I Ml m imhmnMilj. It w.i pUm to mo tlml tin hi, 4 of the 1. nn liml iHttiiml Itu nmimIiwmi. itii'l I imnl to twl Httrv (h think w' nt , would happen t liiNi if I our I ft him. Mitwr iMMBHunwaltr mni list I o( rlHk 11 M uftltiHga. 1 "I wnaii't treated in that o:h v I wild nil the (ltfrrewt 1m in-, l .t ' I (o-k1 it till one dar Miin i 1 I wi nt t) fur. Then I mart-ind iu'm ! tli niil twin's private office anl ioid town 1 tie law to him. I I1 bun I j uii.ti't going to endure unHi in-nt tiit'iit HiMttlirr da v. 1 was iroiii-' l I otiit, thai wni what I wnii froing to ill), HlllI I WHi gOlllg to llllt right tln'ii mill there. I unburdened my tiiiinl free! v. Mini tln'ii I utiiiincil to THORNS The Maps,. ni nv cl . .a warnm. re m Hainan It .mm shorthand is it proper to sjA.ik of him as ".short' llumlctl t Art Iown woman has been feed Ik iliiln't look iii from hiadtwk. lie j it wiiil to me in n pnllto kinil of 11 t.iv: "M'lwuij ilon'l ulnni the iloor Wlll'll VOII CO Otll. lllllllgtOII I'oit. iziw him a rlmme to nooloitiii? niiil liuir her husband on iwi.viii. Those f . . . .. t I .. 1 . I.. . I t ...Ml . ..l.t.... ix-g 1111 not 10 ruin nun y leaving, iowu men win eat hhj uiiuk. Yon Hoiik is licit! for murder in Portland. It is to be hojied tlic verdict for Yon Hoim will be "You UniiK. All mutual insurance companies hnve a strum concealed within eacli ixiHcy. Most of them will not lcar mutual watclnng. I'p the Willamette lives John Lilly -and his sweetheart calls him her "lilly of the valley." Cute, isn't it? He weighs 210. It may be true, that "matches are made in heaven but we had All Goods Sold at Portland Prices! ICitflp a hunt) utm'k of (li'iionil Mi'icliinnliM', ini'luiliug Dry (lootlx, DoiiIh mill SIiihw, (Inn'i'iii'ii, llmilwnro. IIhiihu l-'iiriiilii iikh, I'WI, i:ic. In fmt rvi'Olliiiiif. Tlinlr Prinxi a 10 lilllil. Doii'l uiihId your timu K"'11.' to I'nilliiiitl, lint roniK in ami ni'u our hlni'l; anil priiiw. Remember Tlic Big Department Store Cm nor .litixcy Ktirrt ami llmiulway Ht. Jolinn, Oregon X'CX'OOC'OiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XX00X'000O0.0O0000OOO 5 o Not Intiratttd. ! f With Dlt. Jlrrr i a rlcvrr trick which may I iwrformnl with an rdinry Ux ! thrw dn: Plaw tb i1k ami U UWe ami rpjwt of thr t-tupunv t tht-H the die. tMrw vwr lawk t list tubW w tbt it l Vvklant tWat vw canrwt what he threw. Ton bltn t r imtnlr can-fully lw inany pt ho Itaii UirowH, 'Him. rwHiiitr Imrk wHk ywir IhukI. Ut wiOHHtt turniHK rwiMl. nirk uti on of the die, turn ut lh unlf whirh rwtl thr tablr, have iho huih1hc oh tliat niw atltkil to tho inimbrr whWi the thmwt-r inad. 1 in hi Ami throw. Now It'll him l! put the dirt' which you hold in mr ; linnil into tht lm aiul throw H ngnin nnd add llmt alo to hi i-oiuil. I Oil now turn nriMiiin, numi ptfrmiHt nMit on the dire u they In v. add M-vi'ii and niiitoiiiire the Mini, which will exactlv tally with 1 the count mmlo hy the jwrwn who tlirew the dice. Tliii (Wining u.xnni)le of econd gijjlit may he dourly cxpluined by the following examples Suppoi-e tho firft throw to conit of t, I and 1, nllogotliur 10. Pick up the I and turn tlic bottom up, which i .!. Thin makiM the count 111. This dice U iiynin thrown and turtm up a "., muking 10 in all. On turning around you pee on the table fi, 1 and ( that' id, Vi ppoto. Add 7 and the rcMilt is abo 1!), the fought for number. This trick depend upon the very Hiinnle but little noted fact We Will Give You a Pair of Trousers Free Kor $22.50 vc will nmkc a suit to your incaMirc and give nu extra pair of trousers of tlic same or ! ffcrcnt iiinicnni irec. Vott timv rliiKisc the suiting from n black Thibet, n blue serge or nit nM-wool cheviot. This is the dull season in the tailoring business. We must keep n large force of ssilarietl men nt work, you this inducement a suit to measure trousers for $22.50. $22,50 Wc ainl make extra ILiltl.ll Ulll Ht llilll I fl ; . always stintmM.il that the brimstone 1 u 1,10 'o opposno wu 01 .1 u.e foundry was working in the other nlw,,.v cou,u W!Vcn place At Koscburg a man named Vial has been sent to the ihmi for si years. Hell probably be big enough to be called Dottle when he gets out Heretofore it has cost a Portland man about 1 to get gloriously full. Since the oicniug of the rinks he can get his big skate on lor 35c. A grass widow should not by any means be considered green. When she s in her prime she is Trousers $4 to $8 It pays to have a few extra pairs of trousers. If you have Iilcii paying f to, $12 and $15 for trousers made to your measure, we want you to come in and look over the fabrics from which we will make you trousers to measure for from 4 to $8. After you look over the cloth reincm. her we guarantee iwrfeot fit. When the trousers are done if they don't please you leave them in the . strop they wili not cost you a penny. more of a she knows it. J J. I'. I'OI'I' 4 II. II. CAKI'V POFF & CAREY, "Di feller wot liut ut do hex' limine tolc me a mdu nnittln' story de lint' time I wax along iIm road." "Do las time I wuz along ill wav !iirt wife Marled ter tell me 11 woot' this doesn't prove that they are cplitliii' Htory, hut 1 diiJn t have no liitili-urnde or blooded. time ter wail for do llniHli." bmlrra In FEED, HAY, LIME, CEMENT, SHINGLES LATH, COAL. P.TO. ; ; l'rwwi IMhrrjr ami IVrrwt I'rlrr. Phono Union 3101 8T. JOHNS, OltEdON Tht Soltnet of III. Qanio. The Prenhman Our star half back, IlilT (louger, broke four toon and sprained an ankle in yciterdiiy'd game. (Sec, but the captain roatcd him to a turn! Tl... II...I.....I... M.l f..9 Ohotl Writing. Ohoal writing is vory mysterious nud exciting. Dip a new, clean pen in pure lemon juice and with this uucer ink write mottoes or charms on a number of pieces of writing) paper. Allow the ink to become j perfectly dry, when it will fade out I completely; then place the charms , in a box and let each girl and boy in 1 turn draw what appears to Ik n blank nlip of paper. After examin ing it the paper idiould be handed to gome grown person prevent who is in the secret and who lias provid ed a lighted candle, by means of which mio may read the' ghost writ ing. All the young people can clus ter round and with baited breath is registered but watch the magical developing of the all I words on the blank paper as the reader moves the motagu hack and forth over the lighted candle. The heat brings nut the writing in dis tinct letters that all mav tec. A sec ond charm must not be taken from the pile until tho llr.st omen has been read aloud. clover'' widow and In many states farmers register their fine stock. In Oregon it is the voter who A mile of the Southern Pacific road near Hillsboro has Ikcii sucked down by 11 sinkhole. Thank God that there, s somrthiug that will make that road "let down!' A tieggnr claiming to have creciv ing paralysis has Ikcii doing Cor- 'Mills. He paralyzed the neonle The Price Will Suit and f lie Suit Will Fit. Pit, Plultli and Fabric Guaranteed. V Handle No Kcndy-Made Clothing but Make Vour Clothe to Your Order at From 920 to 945 the Suit. Columbia WOOLEN MILLS CO. TAILORS t ELKS' BUILDING. SEVENTH AND STARK STREETS W. LOUGHEED WATCHMAKER AND JEWELER 444 OCOC000'"OOC'OOC0000000 wocoooooooooooooooooooo The I'rcshmau Ko'n Judgment. llilf tried a kick for the stomach, away with 0. good many dollars but th' guy ducked and blookcd it ie.it ly with his head. Puck. Mtroly Arranotmont. dd the llirures to !) inclusiv there so ttiat he was nbte to creep and mako 100. It sounds impossible, but an cr I net "puzzler" chows that it is mere ly a matter of arrangement. Hero ft I s5 Your Banking? NO NO MATTi:it MATTIilt HOW now ,SM t.i i.akc.i:, The Peninsula Bank will give it ciiieful attt iitiou. iipplifN to the men mid the This message women alike. Scholaitle Fm. 'That Imi of yours has made a tremendous hit In the college elev en, mini the neighbor. "i-yt." miid Parmer llinnon- dyke, "but I not tee when ho writes home tor money that his upollin hain l improved a durned bit- (hicago '1 ribuno. Th PUywrloht'i VUw. L II ...!:.. ... . t l.. ciiiiiiii auiiuur (ui a iiiree eometiy; x t-upn, 1 .i...i 1. ...... . , .,, ., , mm i.i 1 u..ii ,bWHIs nre so(i, A,i i Q there twist up his race in that queer ici,( t00i many wives are V ..... uwuv" liv tenious icotli afl OIM'ICKUH: J. W. PoMH.sav, Pitwliliiiit U.I' Pi.trr. VU-e l'nIilfiit v-,r. j, (th0 nll0rx j ,,0 v v wvs wv ww vvvvvvvvvwwvv 1 1 0110 01 tho newspaper critics and I HHIIt IIUl III IIIIICII. .UV 1 IITK .'Ki ll' s 1 . t v n . I'w.nmi Mit:' W"tk H'ln m Ml ' r.lvfln 1 ' ii u iL rii . 1.1 hi "ui wu.ii WlM K4. I .." . ) III ubaululilt Mill' . MHrtl l k...l 1.1 I 1 Itr Mink I xl 1 ... 1 I ' 'i ' hiMiit ir tu.!. 1..1 WISP. PROS. Dentists, 1 t i "a IHiil.liuu . "i 1 iii'.l 1 u i.ii M. '!- il lil"illll i ill l.n, ,, ui vtl ., BH ln.. ...ill; 1.: l"IJ I'l lui kj BwM H ivrn "illljiM. At 11 party here the other evening the hostess served chestnuts. All went well till the boy of the family said tie litoke off a tooth cracking the nuts and then no one cared for any more. A young religious ass nt Salem -I..I... . .1. 1. . e . . ennuis nun 11c uas tasted 3.1 days "iKcatise tiod told mm to tin so. The fellow is described as a cheerr fill young man 24 years old who is an accomplished liar. In some foreign countries wives are lought. In America many iiusnaiids are sold. And in Amer "given away by jealous jKOpIe ufter they is tho demonstration: is so 100 Conundrum!. Xiiuie tomothing with two licuds and 0110 body. A barrel. hat coat is tluishcd without but tons and put on wet? A coat paint. I k H v UI 'I 4 l' . I' I C It: Mil I v MllClll UK T V Wlhl Dobby't Answer. Teucher What docs gca water contain besides the sodium chlorido that wo have mentioned ? Hobby Smith Fish, ir. Ai to MU Futur FnUwIn'Uw, llll iiisiht vtimi do von KUtinose .1 ... your tinner win say wnon 1 ;poaK in mm. Heryl (sure of him now) Ilo won t tiy nnytliing. He'll be speech- -thieago rribiiuc. are ,ivcu away in church. a 1001 and his money are soon separated. A painting recently sold in Paris for $84000 enoiteli to give .12 COUplcS U 52OO0 furtll Th Empr!1 Pn. each and u nice little start for a l'10 German ciniirvss invariably home, And it was u bum luJiitintr. I writes with a swan quill, and wher- too, ever sho goes packets of theso ntiills 1 - 1 . 1 . . It is not safe to judge n man bv ,ro nraonK ,,er ,llfc'SaKc- the itxige-pin lie wears. YOUR LAUNDRY? WHO DOES IT? There are laundries and laundries some dim out poor work and some turn cut Norse. ou sometimes j;et disgusted ulth the work that is returned to you: hut if you patronize The West Coast Laundry Sadntu of It. "All, darling," remarked Xewed. "I tee you have prepared fomo pud ding with your own lit t Io hands. What kind is it, put?" "T-tlmt." foblied .Mrs. .owed. "is b-bread. Chicago News. Excusable. "Isn't that author inclined to be egotistical about his work?" ... 1.... :.... 1.1. t I. it 1 l', mil It mill III llll. II. lie has leen reading the advertisements I nut out by his publishing house." Washington Star. NOl'l.I. HI: SL'Ri: TO MOST SATISI'ACTORN OUT Tills SHUV1CI: Ueccntly re-opened, litis steam laundrv is doinj; the fin est and Ivst of work. Agencies at Portsmouth and University Park. Work called for and delivered. CALL PHONI: SCOTT .ilO.l ST. JOHNS The Trouble, Diggs 1 have but 0110 fault to liml with self made men. lliggsWhiit is that? Oigg Thev never live lone: enough to finish tho job. Detroit 011 s1""-' back stteet so people will O'r.Kn.t. I lint nntti-w. tliAt,, tt'liA. n .. .tlllllllV, . ..',.VV t..V.. ,411 i UIIIUI gets a new pair of I mean, when We know a Mason who doesn't know whether red mortar is colored with red ink or ca euue iKptKr and we know a Woodman who makes his wife spilt all the stove-wood 1 Governor Pattison, of Ohio, was so sick that lie viewed the inait. gural parade while cucasetl in glass. Mat governors would be improved if they were kept in glass ciges the whole term and were gagged and handcuffed. A New York plumber usnhyxia- led w hile standing at his work and was dead 36 hours before it was known. Some who saw him as he stood there thought he was work,- ing a tut slower man usual but concluded that it wu$ a 'time job." hen a mau gets a new pair of pants he prefers to sneak around Low Necked Stockings. When Ma Qot Funny. Nellie Muinmu, what makes peo ple's earn so tlut ? .Mamma I sunnoso it's becauso so many wonts fall on them. Dal Us (Tex.) News. The Hazelwood 11 P. Tot ; mm Prop. Is mi up tiMlute ipuek l.uueh, Cigar, Ouiifefltiuuoiv nud NW Stand. The Celobinted Hand. wood Cioaiu in stock, a ml lluttor kept Corner Jersey St. and Broadway St. Johui, Oroioa F. J. Koerner, st-Johns Market ' U. IHNM:U.V. lnMkiai U, IHNM:U.V, Crolriw "The Mouse of Quality" a woman gets a new dress she likes to get right out where all may see 11 ami know u s new. It the Northern Pacific can build a trestle too feet long tu one night aim 1 tie u. K. c xs. can tear t down und build 100 feet of good solid railroad in bed the same time and each road gets out an injunction against the other's crossing its own utid how old is Ann i Do you think It shocklne TlJvyta..lh, low nkU etocklng? I think lt' run to run about With both my knt o,.pfpim; out In brtMd daylight AnJ In rUln eUht. ror naut ht Is thtre that' shocktiut About the low necked stocklnc. A Jamaican Lady Speaks Highly Of v-nanuwrlain's Cough Remedy .irh. .Mtcnael Mart, w f e of 1, sopeniueiuteut of Cart Service nt CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER Plans and pciilcations iiirni&hoil mi tipplication. doiio with neatnei and promptly All work At Clarki-.i. Tdnlin. n fii'lit lintv. ... . . I , ! O take SpcCMl Carfc tO bllV Olllv Delicti n tew ilav ntn mill km ,n.. I Kin,.tn T r... . ... -w - 1 . ----- -- .... r-"j " c .. 1 juiiiaivi, vcsi tlHlte; li ttle Plm!rtHt. nm'.'rnm.'iil Tiicim.I 1 I.;.. ... rr mm.. ... II i. . ' . v imica lb- v... ....m an ma cur outcii on. 1 ne man laiiua, savs that she ia fnr cnn. Aleuts sn Iimivh lis iwnr mi r r.,r ., I I.i. tt t i I.. .. . . . . " -'- -'-; i.i ixi 11 niiuuu 11 ui. w IWTOI. Ut llieia USCtt t liamlu'rl im.'c r,...t imim nt .1.. ... . l....i.. . - -"K 11 " 4"r"" fw- r coughs, croup and 10 save his. life he did it but whoontnir coiutIi nn.i .nc r.....i .-. .,.1.1.1 1. ..1 1..."- . p" zv" 11 itiin.-r'. aiiu sait. it would i civ ocnenctni Prime Rib Roast or anything in the meat line. dupatrh. Ptate Scett mi H3 Jersey Street Rli I. no : i:-r. have iHxn tiuicb uicer if he could confidence in it and would not be have it fried in crumbs. without a bottle of ii in her home 11IOKN, JSOUI UV JaCkSOnS Phlrmn.. BJitfV SKIK ' hh 1 7 E9-V h b BUILT BY FINE WORK GUARANTEE! Located in Peterson's Cijjnr Store Cochran block W.C.ADAMS CONTRACTOR and BUILDER ST. JOHNS WORK ST. JOHNS PEOPLE Jers y Street, O..M. FAULK St. 0.F.MUM Faulk & Merrill Coal, Hay, Grain, Ground Feed, Shop ST. JOHNS, Second Door West of Postoff ce OIH-QON Piioli, Oils and Buildint Mthriili Phone East 713 YOUR WATCH University Park, OrtfH Should be looked after at frequent intervals. If neglected you are doing it an RESOLUTION Notice U herein- eivrn huh it t ... .... I .L . VJ. nieetiiiK 01 tne my louiicii 01 unit injustice and it doesn't give of St. toi.i.. ortm. held on ibr the watch a show. Cleaning it day of Utceml)er, A, I). 1905. '' k iiiih i( our ....... !.... I lm l(fitnt!nii ua JiloDtl'il ... ui j,u .-ii.v.i,i,tiA. iwi:- '"f ........ ... ".. . . . I. ....... T 1. . . f n 1 1 lit tm lKHfl.l All. tliai .liv v" " -m city of St. Johns, Orceou, dctmiiti ilicnt uml ncctssary, ami for tnetatl terests of the public Iwaltli, inttrwt X convenience, to conktruct a tn,. ewcrs in the following lrrct the manner herein ttatetl I Saiil sewer or sewer to lie coattrecil In accordance with the charter b4 nances of the city of ht, Jol.m, u Plans, specifications ami euuwi" ... . A. .... a:., a, ciiv piiLMneer. men I i tue oum j riforilt-r of the eilv of St, Johst. cost of wld sewer or sew erU)bH uliiting is free, of course. Wilson, the Jeweler, lacoma St., St. Johns, Ore. WANTED The citicni of St lolm. tn tnnu u have a milk mute in this cltv. Pure as provi'lel l,y the citv charter up lllilk lltliveri.il at vnur iliwir fur - n I f ,l. .U.i.l.-i lneAtleu . . I I'lwi'fcUjr Wl ...V .,", .v. iiiuiuu. .Aiiuitiouai ipians at 7c. be usscssed for such sewer or I it t 1 a m mi( ORDERS FOR IJUTTHRMILK lutiJS "IV. I .1 1 .... . . Ictrsota tli.,o In IMllUliellUlie W iukcii 1 imrMinvs nnn ?viTiirii.'ivs .1. 1 -.-, - --v. . livered l'rid.ivson.1 Mo.ulnvs: t. 4 thence to the WllUmei e Ballon. .i "id Philadelplila street, mat tkH .cui oniers to ""r " ; r - 0, & IM W DATTniU 0neral Deliver,, engineer are hereby approved. j w I'i'iiiuiii iwtl M. Johns. Oreeoa nereuy uetennineii mat me in""-; w 1 . c a. , 1 1 1 - wn . Houses For Rent BV DANIEL BRECHT IP YOU WANT A HOUSK CALU OS UK ST. JOHNS. OREGON The 6. HEITKEMPER CO. Watchmakers. Jewelers, Silversmiths. Importers and Wholesale Dealer AAA it ... t Nfflisoii SM:rlll PMTUNt LAUREL LODGE No. 186 1. O. O. F. ST. JOHNS, OliCUON Meets each Mnn.i... . . l'cllowshall.atuaSelH which are to lc asses'! thertw. follows: Tl ,IUlnV tmtiniled COS at the northwest corner of J following Ilaltimorc street t0J" l., ,1..- tlipnre folloH meandering of the Willamette rjJ i'lHfclmrir street! II1CIRC u "- , street to Oresham street, thence t tmh IhVnre to KelloCi! trt ' ini.' lohn street: thence to thepert ruvi mlitition on B" street; thence following Hw addition to place 01 ueginuu-s. ble cost for such Improvement ' Ali'lf fn.thrr resolved A1 J .... -- T,W cttj-rccorder ot tne en, mm ue is nereoy, uimn- " 1 nf It,. nmtvuMl inmrovemeBt as provided by law and the . "'jTj n...i chit mar J writing witk the undcriKnw teen ilavs from the date of the lication ot IBM notice. By order of the Council. CitrR m.tvi:i,t inTl'i. Krview 1 M w 1 1 V v av - - - 1905; Jauuary sand U, 1906 At TW. Office. ,' VHotlu rwrintad hookS of ' " " 0vcftoet, N. G. Klhott, Secretary, I - - - MHMt4VJ -j 1 1 . a- receipts for sate at mis