REVIEW THE REVIEW Job Print ini Department Is one of the very Best-not the largest In Oregon. Thoroughly Modern. The Circulation of THE REVIEW in the Penin sula exceeds that ofall other papers combined Advertisers, note this. Devoted to tb Interest! of the PealnsuU, the Manufacturing Center of the Northwest ST. JOHNS T en slM deP,ni 0B FRESH MEATS SUohns Meat Market .. Mn.lne Into St. Johns will find B,,.,0If.d. will be PPreeUtod. m nd Ih.lr SMITH & DONNELLY St. Johns Market . . ...... ST. JOHNS. ORBdOH Htm - - . ST. JOHNS HOTEL MISS lUCir, 1'roprlelrtM Street - - St. Johns, Oro. OMd Mull ComforUbls Boomt Twill Sell Six Cows and a Milk Route, good for $300 a month, nt a reasonable figure. PASCAL HILL, St. Johns Blacksmithing General Repairing I m 'PfeiMrcil to do nil kluiU of work Inllielllackstiiltlilng Hue promptly nud In first-claw mnniicr. Your trade so licited. Horseshoeing a Specialty AH Work Promptly Done nnd Correc Prices assured M. L. ROWLAND Comer Ivatilio nud Tncotna tttrccUt. St. Johns A. E. WILSON, The Jeweler Jersey Street, St. Johns, Oregon Bicycle Repairing and Machine Shop Repairing promptly done, Prices reasonable. I sell the best incan descent globe on the market; full lineof electrical supplies. Key fitting nJ lock work. Guusiuithiug. House wiring and all kinds of electrical work promptly attended to. D. D. WOOD, Tacoma Street, Near Jersey. To the Public "ELASTIC ROOF PAINT." Fire and water proof, Is mauufact wed and used soleV by C. T, Moe, w. 0. Moe having no interest in "me. Paint and preserve your nf. All work guaranteed. Will ltot roofs for next sixty days for tighty.five cents a square. ar. T. MOE, t1 4 Km( PsJnter. Jt. itku, Ore. GEO. W. CONE LUMBER CO. Peering, Ceiling, Rustic, Aa4 All Kind 0f BuiUkg MaUrW ProBpJ D.llt.rj Guaranteed. Btt AT T BOELC'OTOM STKB81 T. JOHKS. OKEQOM Paper Hanger and Decorator Order can be left at Couch's store fMt.t ammNm m to AN. W. A. STORR L BRECHT ,:' . WISES JO RENT " TOO WANT A HOUSE OAVL ON UK T. JOHNI, OMOOW VOL. I NOTES AND COMMENTS Various . Topics of Local and General Interest Briefly and Tersely Commented Upon Numerous Matters Which Are Before the Public for General Discussion DtiritiK the past week it frosted quite heavily in St. Johns and vicln. ity. It Is feared, as a result, that the prune and icncli crops arc scr tousiy injured, tlic warm days dttr ing the early part of the month hav ing caused the buds to swell to unsafe proportions. The old storv of March coming in like a lion and going out ns mild as a lamb was again verified. The last days, and especially the last day, being among tnc most stormy ones of the whole winter. -f- During the nast week Portland has been in the throes of one of its leriodic revivals. The whole city lias been stirred to its depths and the crowds, following the revival ists, have been so great, that stand ing room could not be secured at many of the places where services were held. A raid was made on the Dad Lands, and divine services held in the most prominent saloons located' therein. Through this method Kricksou, Mazier. Uros. and I'ritz received a lot of free adver Using, which pushed the beer busi ness along tremendously. One of the members of the revivalistic corps, whose lines of life lcforc he was converted, did nothing but zig zag through the conduits of sin decided to give nn epitome of his sinful career. To the ordinary mind this resembles a grand stand play and is disgusting. It can do no good for a minister to tell of his evil life before conversion. It is assumed by his hearers that he is a good man now, whose duty it is to preach Christ mid not himself. Any reflection lie may cast upon himself will do him, and through him. the cause of Christianity an injury. The farce called an investigation of the official conduct of Chief Hunt is at an end. As was predicted, Hunt wus vindicated, fully, there lteiug nothing in the evidence to indicate his failure to discharge his duty, his whole duty and nothing but his duty on all occasions. To an unprejudiced mind it does uppcar that Chief Hunt can not see any To anything, or ascertain that ordinance is being violated. one who is initiated, it is a well knowu fact that liquor can be pro cured in either of three saloons in the Dad Lauds, day or night, and at any hour thereof. Men passing along the street can hear the clink- ug of glasses, and the ribald shouts of drunken men break the night's stillness. Hlue coated officers pass these saloons, but cnu sec and hear nothing. Hut let some poor, unfor tunate devil, who has no pull, keep us saloon open alter 1 o ciocic, aim le is haled into court and sees his name printed in bold type as a bad man a lawbreaker. "Why is it," ic nsks. "that B. IVs.. F. and E. can sell liquor with impunity after closing hours, while I must close sharply at 1 o'clock? And echo answers, "Why?" "There is none so blind as he who will not see," thinks Mr Flegel, and while he ms been striving to oust Hunt he las shown the rottenness of the xllce administration, President Roosevelt is going to spend two mouths with the people of the South. Nothing but good can result from this tour. The people of the South will come to know Mr. Roosevelt, ami knowing lint will learn the sterling worth of ds character: will find htm a man free from prejudice, broad-minded, honest. He is a man fearless in his convictions, who is an American first and all the time, aud who has the moral courage to meet, squarely, ever)' issue that comes before him. The old ladv. livhie east of Gresham, who cremated herself last Sunday morning, was certainly an object of-pity. Filled with melau choly and despair she had once before attempted to tafce her own life. Deserted by her first husband she tried to end all her sufferings hv suicide, but was orevented. and now after a second marriage, which lasted several years, she arose dur ing the night and slipped away to the cabbaee natch, where, saturated with kerosene, she burned her life away. A little tot, four years old, not iced that their cook, Hang, had peculiar eyes.' She said, "Hang, what makes vour eves go this way?" drawing her finger along his face to indicate tue slant. ' 1 no know, Liu," replied the China wan, "why Sky man, he cut my eye that way." There are people whose whole nature is cut on the bias. They arc crooked all over. morally, and by all their actions cultivate their deformities. There is a man living along the St. Johns car line up towards Portland, whose character is sadly out of plumb. He spends an his time scheming to beat some one out of money. His latest scheme is to buy up all the old wells in the country, Intending to cut them up and peddle them out for post holes. There is 110 doubt that he will make sales nmomr the irold brick Reubens, even if uo one else buys. H A man said in a public speech in St. Johns last week, "We have been called moss backs by the Re view and we nre tired of it." The Review has called no man a moss back, neither docs it intend to call anyone by that name. It has de scribed n class of men. If a man places himself in that class, feels that the shoe fits, he should put it on and wear it. If he does not admit it, the Review will not apply it to him. The Review has no apologies to offer for nuythiug it has said on the moss back question, and if, in the meshes of its drag net any specimens of the genus homo arc caught, willing to admit tbev belontr to Hint brunch of the human family, well and good. The net wilt be drifting along the river of progress every day, so beware, 011 beware. Many of St. Johns' most promi nent people tnke a jaunt or two to Portland every week, and especially when some play of peculiar interest is being rendered at the lcst theaters, where they spend an evening in quiet enjoyment, returning to their ST. JOHNS, jaVaMalBvwMaiBLLLB mMml'siBBSKM 'jaaaBMSaiBBBwNiW The Weyerhauaer Timber Company, the Largest Lumber Manufacturing Company in the homes exhilarated and rested, pre pared for the toils of the coming day. The car service enables one to leave the cltv as late as 13 o' clock at night, giving ample time for sleep after reaching at. jonns. Sometimes delays occur on account of accidents which compel people from St. Johns to remain iu Port land over night. This works no hardship, as the city is well supplied withennd hotels, "where the best of accommodations may be obtained at reasonable rates. Totbosewbodo not wish to rcmaiu in Portland over night it is sueirested to be uusafe to wait for the last car, as often the last car does not run. Iu this con nection it may be well to state that it ! useless to wait for a street car on Fourth street now, the City aud Suburban not having auy cars run ning on that street at present. Montana is swinging into line in thf land frauds investigation. More than 100.000 acres of land are involved r and 54 persons are already indicted for subordination n( ntriurv. The whole West is subject to investigation, and while a lew guilty ones may escape, me irreat maioritv of them will IWV the penalty tor violating ine tauu laws. ' 11 -. . Mr. Heney is proving a scourge 10 the men who have been stealing land from the government, and is hated worse than a brother, as is shows by'the attempts they have marie to iniure lltUl. CVeU resorting to conspiracy to accom plish their ends. It is to befregret ted that men who have stood high in the councils of the nation should ST. JOHNS, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL be involved, but if they put them selves In the path of the jugger naut they must expect to be crushed. I Thousands of acres of arid laud located along the Deschutes aud John Day rivers will become profit able during the next few years if the irrigation scheme proves n suc cess. These streams furnish water in abundance, and heretofore, most of the land on the upper Deschutes has been useless, except for grazing purposes. Above the Big Meadows clouds of mosquitoes swarm during the summer mouths aud prey on anything that contains a drop of blood in its veins. Travellers through this region tell fearful sto ries of suffering from these tiny pests. One man tells of being cov ered to the depth of three incites by them, and those that could not reach htm would crawl upon the trees and. bark. The banks of this part of the river are full of swamps, where the water fowls breed, ami where the Jersey humming birds thrive and sing. I Joseph Smith of Mormon fame, is the happy ( ?) husband of seven wives and the loving father of 43 children. This is "going some," but if one wife is a criterion, Mr. Smith often finds himself up ugaiust the real tiling, especially when a question of bonnets is involved. However, the doctrine of Mormon ism closes the mouths of the women of that religion, and it may be barely possible that Joseph never heard the bonnet question discussed in all its ramifications. It is stated on good authority that the patriarch met a lad seven or eight years old on the streets, entered into couver- THE FUTURE INDUSTRIAL sat ion with him, was impressed with his brightness aud finally asked the boy the name of his fatlier. He was surprised when the lad told him his father's name was Smith, and that he was presi dent of the Mormon church. It will thus be seen that fatherhood has its humorous side even among the Mormons. I There is no religious denomina tion extant that does so much in the name of Christ as the Salvation Army. These people go into the slums and by-ways, pick up the fallen men and women, put them in the way aud help them to lead a better life. They do not stand on a pinnacle and preach dowu at their auditors, but get down among them and lift. Many of them are re cruited from the class of people they are trying to save, and know how to appeal to them. f Candidates for the .mayoralty of the city of Portland are as thick as fiddlers in that abyss from which no one ever returned except Dante. Each one has a policy, which he thinks, if it were carried out, would redound to the glory of the city, and its future prosperity. What ever the result may be and whoever may be elected, it is certain he could not put into working shape all the theories that find lodgment in the grey matter of his brain at the present time. Conditions which lie could not control would present themselves. Influences would be brought to bear upon him, which be would find it bard to overcome. 7, 1905. j Things that look good to him now would change their complexion ! after the oath of office was taken. I There is often a wide difference . between what a man says in priv- 1 .J 1 .1 ... uie cuiiversuuuit, mm iiieMuieiiieius he makes under oath on the witness stand. The man excuses himself by saying there is a difference in the conditions tinder which he is talking. All admit it without 1111 argument. 1 'No man knows him self. No woman knows herself. A word, n touch, a 'look, and the angel becomes a demon." The outlook for the future of St. Johns is growing brighter every day. New business enterprises nre being established, and a steady, healthy growth is manifesting itself everywhere. One of Portland s progressive cigar makers was in town, Monday, spying out a site for a cigar factory. This speaks well for the future of otir little city, and it is to be hoped that we tuny soon develop from the chrysolite stage, and be able to fly with our own wings. Centennial Notes. Work has been begun on New York's $15,000 state pavilion at the Lewis and Clark exposition. June 14 will be the Daughters of the American Revolution and Amer ican Flag Day at the Lewis and Clark exposition. The American Library associa tion will meet in national conven tion at the Lewis and Clark expo sition from July a to July 7. President Roosevelt has heartily approved the plans for 11 conference 011 the relation of the United States HUB OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. to the Orient, which is to be held next summer at the Lewis aud Clark exposition. The exhibit from the statu of Wyoming, which will be made at the Lewis and Clark exiwsjtiou, will show the wonderful results obtained by irrigation in the task of redeeming the arid lauds of the West. The convention of the National Woman's Suffrage association will be held this year at the Lewis nud Clark exposition, the sessions being from June 29 to July 5. Frank Vincent DuMond, the famous artist and proprietor of tlw Lyme school, has been appointed chief of the art department of the Lewis and Clark exposition. Exhibits for the Lewis and Clark exposition are arriving daily by the traiuload, and the completed exhibit structures are leing utilized for storage. Mrs. Coude Hamlin, who is in charge of the municipal museum of Chicago, will collect material for a municipal exhibit from the promi nent cities of the United States for exhibition at the Lewis and Clark exposition. August 1 has been decided upon as Kentucky day at the Lewis and Clark exposition. August 1 was the birthday of Captain William Clark, who shared with Captain Lewis the dangers aud privations of the Lewis and Clark cxicditiou. Captain Clark was for twenty years a resident of Kentucky, NO. 22 HAIL TO THE CHIEF I St. Johns Has an Honest and Ca pable Chief Executive in W. II. King. The People Should Give the New Mayor and Council A Loyal Support. W. II. King, St. Johns new mayor, is well and favorably known to nil of the residents of St. Johns. Mr. King is engaged in the rent estate business, having followed dealing in real estate during the past two years, in St. Johns. He Is familiar with all the city's inter ests, is a man of cool judgment; one not easily influenced after hav ing investigated a question and World, Is located nt St. Johns. decided 011 the best course to follow iu regard to It. The policy of the new adminis tration is: "Economy, lowest pos sible taxes consistent with the growth of the city, honest admin istration and enforcement of all laws aud ordinances; management of St. Johns affairs by citizens of the place and letter municipal improvement." Taken altogether, thecity's inter ests during next year are iu safe hands, ami we feel assured of con tinual advancement along progres sive lines for the next twelve mouths. There should be 110 hesitation on the part of every loyal citizen of St. Johns iu giving Mr. King aud the incoming council their heartiest support, Let not the chagrin of defeat affect your loyalty to the city's good. Let us show the "hot air" artists of Portland that we ure a united people striving for the best interests of St. Johns. Do you know, that Heath and Milllgau Paint is sold iu St. Johns? We handle this celebrated brand. II. and Al. Railway White Lead Wright and Mills' Fire Boiled, Pure Linseed Oil, and a full line of Pil fers, Varnishes and Hard Oils. We do not advertise this as a cheap paint, but can convince you that there is 110 more economical paint to use, aud none that gives letter .satisfaction iu the using, Come and let us talk Heath and Milllgau with you. There is 110 better Paint made. Pottuk & Gooi.n, next door to postoffice. Subscribe for The Review. - yjtjsaittTOy?M VV. T. SLATTEN DENTIST Office lit Coclinm Mock, next to Dr. llcuscl's office Office hours, 9 a, 111. to 8 p. ill. Telephone Scott 1148 Lawrence M. Hensel, M. D. Office nt Central Hotel Over l'ostoflice . , , Office-hour, 1 to 5 p. in. l'hotic Scott 1148. ST. JOHNS, - - ORI5GON Dr. E. W. ROSSITER PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Offlco houril 0 to 13 and 1 130 to S, ltr!Jonc Phoiii Beotl 1294. Office 1'hono Union 4002. Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN Office hour, 9 to 11 a. til. I to 5 p. 111. Residence l'hone Scott 6356. Office l'hotic Union 6). Ofllcet Uitlr, oeit Elliott' Drug Btor. S. H. GREEN Attorney at Law. Room V llttfJcn llld'e IHIItfUNI) OIMUION. Corner Jrd. and With. Sti. T. T. PARKER Attorney - nt - Law ST. JOHNS, : t ORUtlON Instructions on PIANO mid 0R0AN AMY B. ROWLAND SO Cents a Lctton Corner Jcrwy nnd l.caUtt Streets. GOODRICH & GOODRICH ARCHITECTS BT. JOHNS AND I'OKTIiAND, ORCOON Chicago Rooming House P. W.MINMAN, Prop. Rooini from $l:oo n week up. Cor. Chicago nud Ivanho streets PLUMBING G. W. OVERSTREET Columbia Boulevard and Central Ave. BILLIARD PARLOR Cigars, Tobacco and Confectionery .... St. Johns, Orogon THE : CENTRAL HOTEL j i; Ars. L. Tyncr, Proprietor 'Writ Clan Rooms Cultlno lUccllcut ST. JOHNS, ORllUON t The Hazelwood Id nn np-to-dnto quick Lunch, Ci,'nr, Confectionery nnd News Ktnml. Tho Colobrnlod Hnrel wood Croam uml Duller kept in stock. Corner Jersey St. and Broadway St, Johns, Orejrou ANDERSON & ALLAN THE BAKERS The best BREAD, CAKEvS aud PIES in the world Give us a trial Phone Scott 3101 St. Johns A. SCOTT, I'rts. Miotic- HI.ACK 21 I. W. CKOSUY, Sec'y. Portland Jobbing Co. Plumbing, (lasllttlne Stcamflttlng, Roofs Gutters I'.tc. At Reasonable Kates. Stoves, I'urnaces and Tinware Repaired, Quick Service. AM Work Guaran teed. No7N Fifth St, CoVAnkcny PORTLAND, ' OREQON