THE REVIEW I flCAL ITEMS AND CITV NEWS Cleaned From Various Sources Condensed. and The grip is prevalent. fr Mnc lfnitli, riressiimker, Vorth St. Jolms. tt nt tlie New Yenrswenr-olTs are' nil off now. nut UVs tv. of vScio, Ur., was the gtitet of IJiekner llros. Inst Sun day. I V. Hill and wife, from Denver . . ...'... t.iti.iti 1tlt tfimla Colorado nre m 01. j.nni.-i mi ..vv.iv, looking tip a location iui iramv-iiu-. I? H. Haiina lias accepted Hie itti'tton of wnmiKer for the West Coast I.mni'lry Company of bt. Jolms. Win. Davis, wlio lias been work , wi(h liis son on tlieir new build' Jr, lusKone Mc.Mlimvllle for a fcfv days visit willi Ills familv. St, Jolms Camp No. 75.16 M. . A. mwt every Tuesday night n lUckiicr'H halt. H. K. Knight, I. (. I. Thompson, Clerk. Ilnvnor dv Koiiett in the erection ofi and brass foundry J. Ilobson, of Tacoma, was in the city Sunday, visiting friends. I-'or rapidity nud comfort the St Johns car line can't be beat. It is quite comfortable these cold morn inys to sit inn heated car with your feet against a rndintor, speeding nlong nt n twenty-five-milc-nii-hottr rate. A few days ara the biir (lrecltrc At . I I t. . 1 T . . v-oiumoia oroKO ncr truss rods and cnniuicl chains and she is now Iv- nig 111 the St. Johns dry dock for repairs. Some time will be rmi. sinned in fitting her up in working order. T. II. Hlooinureen. who works nt Cone's mill, had bis right foot badly crushed Inst Saturdav inorninir bv bciiii; run over by a nart of the loir 1 t r earner maeinuery. lie was laid up for a few days, but is not seriously injured. On the drop curtain of the stage 11 Hickner'M ball W. 1. Pcddicord'.M advertisement contains this prophe cy: "St. Johns' populatiou in lyio, 10,000." A verv modest irediction which promises to be more than fulfilled. 1 ho M. W. A. band irnvu mi outdoor concert last Sunday after noon, in front of the sclioolhonse. It proved a most enjovnble nffnir. a ... . nun a large crowd attended, band boy.s nre progressing and the music rendered was lent. HARD TO IMfTATE. it 1 ne finely, excel- Several carloads of machinery for the St. Johns Shipbuilding plant are being unloaded this week. The freight bill on the consignment is n littleovcrSiooo, w hleh will irive some conception of the ninount nnd value ot the machinery. K. II. Ilcebe and I. TrimMe. junction! mnchincHts of Porllnnd have opened the St. Johns .Mnchine Works on waterfront nloinrsltlo nt the St. Johns saw mills, Tliev will build hydraulic wood-lffis.do blacksmitliitiK nud till kinds of ma- All talics are cordially attend, invited to CollMll. U. ! IIIOIIipSOIl, v. A. Oce and Carl have Ik.vii employed Gray to assist his new iron ImildiiiR. A. Harris was visiting in St tntiiK U'eilncsdav. Mr. Harris is i meunicr "i in, iiiuinii.-i viiin. ,.,.t mA Till! KHVIUW office 11 fraternal visit. St. Joints like all other towns has ...-.classes ol men. uue einw uiai tttirks hard to do things, and another class that is equally its busy trying to stop them. The unsightly pool on Jersey 1 street near the old our ihiiii nan ii drained under the direction or Councilman Medio, mid ho .luncrve chine repnirinir. lounfciwlit for it. The Columbia Kloctrlc Works, , " , ,""' ' "w how. 1 it n .rr? ,..,. li.w l-,. " "" poeiry on I, 11. I..IIIIV h"l III V",. I.A. tl.nl I I I... .i .1 t.v,r ..lu i y lllli.lll lift'" t.im n HiiiilliL.l I III; .mmvliienml a ft, oral electric sunnlv house. JT. " " .T.K,e". V ,nt "m,mm " - 1 iiuiii: nu i;iiiv tin linn- nu in. TlicUdies Aid Miciety 01 tile soul of a chid: but inn-ii-v nlmtit ti vOiro.Miionai cuuren win mcei mm rives lite editor w I. .1... ..t l II I. I ...... .tl zrvLZi.;:: .7,.;;..- .; ,,rr,7 . school um r tiiis district rv. " I li.iu --..I II... i t.tt.f toachers nescKsnry, when the nddi tl i i. i XWUH IU II 0 MMWXH 1)111 (Mfltr nil II. Cliipmau lias Itoen H'Iectol coniii eto . Miss Clam Uvnn mul I. .11. t..... I . uyiueni. jmius v.ouimercini vimi .miss joscpiiliie rnMon nre the for to iKtsit the hi. Johns city charter tuuato young Indies who will fill through the legislatuie this session, the iHwitions at lwginnlng of next w. .I.! in i. r.. ... " " ir. v.ihimm.111 win lenvv nir riiieui lerill. . . a a I ixxi .Montiay. IioiH.il tmv. Hi.- Cm. ml ri infill . 1 a J , Ivdnards S: Price are rushing I is pushing work on his new build- nork mi their new building on ling and will have it enclosed in u lliylinnd New York strecUnud will few days. Mr. (5 my, for the pres. wrndy to Master in alow (Ibvk. 1. enu will elect only a sleel liininco. do the brick nud iut inter on will liuild u large brick l urniico some forty feet high. He c.octs nlho to build an oflicc nud stoieroom in connection with the plant. i he Longrcgationuiists have or- to guuizwl and steps are being taken to erect n church edifice on Willa luetic liouleviird. Until n building s couiDletod. ruuulnr services will Ik held in Illckuc-r's hall. The Indie of this denomination met at the residence of Mm. Houston WVdnewIny nud organized n Indies' nid society. If you dont read Tin, Kitvntw .? . . you nre missing n good ticai oi news of local Jntoiest. We aim to dis cuss local matters intelligently and also to keep our readers posted on things both important nud uuiiu iMirliint. It is n good paper to send to vour friends nt n distance I. lieoler, nud by nil nieans should Ik found in Montana, liu cvurv housuhold in our little city, About forty-five memlicrs of the St. Johns camps of Modern Wood men nnd Uoyal Neighbors attended a joint installation of officers with Urape Lump nt Unchurch ball, Port land. Monday evening. After ihe installation ceremony refresh ments were served and dancing in most The Rnttml-j llc-nnil the AMIKj- uf Our ' Vncul OrKntiK. "Tlint man ctin Imitate ncrfeclly Uiu Jlnglo of money," snld In n tono of on- logy a youiif? womnn. "Well, wlmt of that?" objected her companion. "That ought not to bo hard to do," "Try to do It." Tho objector, nftcr summoning lute ins mind tho sound of Jingling money, mod. "ii-r-r-tnt-tnt," lio went. "Hr-br nra-rn-rn, chli-chUk-cht.." Then ho smiled npologetlcnlly, for ho had failed, Not by tho furthest stretch of tho Im agination could It bo said that ho had uttered n sound thnt resembled mon ey's Jlnglo In tho least degree. "I knew you couldn't do It," snld tho young womnn, "It Is ntnnzlng how ninny slmplo sounds thoro nro thnt wo can't Imltntc, try ns wo will. There Is, for Instnnce, tho Bound of n nerson walking, tho sound of a typewriting ninchlno In operation, tho sound of run ning water, tho sound of a brenklutr dish. You can't lmltnto those com monplnco noises, nnd I doubt If nuv ono In tho world can. Our vocal ca pacity seems to us large, but It is real ly limited enough-nB limited ns thnt of many nnliniils and much more lim ited than that of cortnln birds. That Is why I honor n man who hns extend ed Ida vocal capacity sulllclently to Im nine tno pleasant, silvery so'ind of money's Jlngle."-Ilnllltnoro Herald Z ! Bargains in Dirt ! i'liree lots in fine cherry orchard each with fine river view. rnce 1075. hoi 91x204 with fine two story building opposite Cedar Park, bine location for business of any kind. 1,01s in norm ht. Johns ?25 down and $10 per month. Price sjsoo each. Lots in Kings sub division 54x92 each $300 with alleys. Lots in Point View $5 down and S5 per month each $100. 10 room house on car track with lot 50x100 price $1500. 7 room 'house and two lots in good location price $750. W . H . KINO ST. JOHNS, Oregon HENERY C. SCHROEDER Furniture, Carpets and Stoves AGENT FOn "QUICK MEAL" STEEL RANGES .IANUAIiYCI.nARANCISAI.n. NTTM. 1(1 R PRICP.S IN n.OOR C0 BRINGS THE ALBATROSS. II1P.V0II will jthter work. I lie pivHiil cold simp is not so agreeable to webfeet as mill, but it iim one good tiled in giving us nice hard Mreits to travel on, sutcii is certainly prefenible ling through mud. The Portland Manufacturing uaiunv, oi ht. Johns, is issuing n Uautiful Calciidur this year. It U raUllislieil with a fine illustration tjititbl The Old Ouard." The subjects are loc.U, and reproduced ironi puoiograplis. Contractor b'rwl Koener is rush K the Ilolbrook building for waril with a large force of men and will soon have it enclosed. T!. I ... iiicmiutiuig win nnve lour rooms lor stores, two on Jersey and two onTacoiua stieet. ISx-I'trnVeinnn J. ho has k-en absent tra$ called hoine u few dnvs mm hv Uit wious illness of hl,s wife. Mrs. Wheeler is now much tatter, u'th gotnl prospects of full iccov- I.. Carr has sold his pool room to Jul MaRoon who will conduct in the future. Mr. Carr has taken charge of a work-gang on .: Aoriuern i'acilic wonuorrin fiIkIUk uf Till Orrnt I cnllirrril Wnmlcrrr, Of nil tho strnngo crcnttux-M seen by irnveierrt not tho lenst Interesting Is tho wandering nllmtross. This great renuiereii wanderer, soinet hues mens. urlng sevenleen feet from tip to tip of urn wings, will rollow n ship for dayj, nt n time. 801110 trnvelers and sidlorn declare that they Imvo seen 11 particular inni ny ror wwks nt n time without resting. Tho tilbntrom has nlwnys been n bird of mystery, nnd In undent times tho people believed thnt these "'t'iiMH w'u uinm wuru uiu colli r pnnloim of tho GrrcU warrior Dlonuslofl, 7 mm birds nt tho death of their enter. 'i hough tho Riiperritlllnu about tho killing of nn nlbatros bringing bad luck Is only n foolish one, It has served n iiRonil iiurnoHo for many years hi nre venting (ho slaughter of IIhko beautiful nnd gnllant blrds-lhe sailors' friends nud the landMmen'H wotiiler. t'p In dreary Kamchatka, that outlying part Ull...l. . ..(.,..,. . . a, . in niuuiiii tvuiuii nii.i iiiid uiu iiorin 1 n Pnellle, tho nn liven, never having V llf.H.al nt II. a. a..ll,l tL.il " ... .111. ,. IIIU nilft'fVil, (UlUllk III1T nllmlrosn, eateh him nnd eat him, but his HcmIi makes such poor food that, nfler nil, tho legend mny bo snld to hold good, for ho Is Indeed In bad luck who has to make n meal of It. Ottawa I'reo I'ivkh. Ilesl Ten Wire Tntteslrv Cnriiet. Atilee Tiii)etry Carpet . . A good 'laiHHitry Carpel lliwt cxtm super Ingnilu, all wool llesl extni niijier C. C. . , t'ilon Ingnilu , . I.inolettin I.iuolemu 1.1,1 value S.'e price, jti.o ?.'M value Si 'siirlec vk t,?e value Si ' J price 77c k' ualue Sn' price 81c Hoc value Sale price 73c . 51V value Sal price 45c 6je value Sid. price 59c ec vnltiii Sali iirlrii Hn 1'KICH I. NCI.UDIW. SltWINO, I.AVINO ANIt I.INIS'O. .Mall ng linen wnrp . . aoo vidue Site orlec 18c Matting lion uurp . . . j5c dm Sale ,rlce sji-ic JIaltlug linen wnrp . . . 30c value Sale'ii.lce arc Miitting If unit warp . . . 50c value Sale price .)sc Omul ilctlvcml Irif irf ch.4tRr. We will rcnili I'lcilllllMII. ritatl cat lo Hircliacm llvluit Ixryotul I-2.I8 liUSSI-l.l. ST., PORTLAND, ORnOON O p0 cvo irO cs ctJ c0 csQ t0 cvd NO evJoc43cOpOcOcsiOO GOLD CROWNS 2 W- SOLON OF ATHENS. 2 i Our irlce loi Odlil CtllM in loir lull MCKiint' nnt.t tmr Hvmtilr (ititil CnmiK lo In; mpulor In miy. Our vMrni tttitkr 111 ore il 11 rnli lc tiMwnalti lr.tline niiiliillli lr.Kilin I11K H tlie liilli We lit V It liur-tl-UilliHl. Cun.tilln tlt.lt I'HKIi si1 ju m iHH nit w a vihi mt.T. i. wisic WISE BROTHERS AIODHKN DENTISTRY 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 Cor. 3rd mid Washington Sts. f) 0 Tl 1 II.. . . a. . Ml . . I . " ' 1 iiLr,ii 4MH UUVrKViUVI ui move with his fuuuly to Linn, nlwisimt eveinner wns snout. 1 i " - - "n 1 I.... afi . . Woodniau naud, 01 this city, was The rc-gular meeting of the Com- Present and added nmteriajly to the "vremi Associotion will be held P1C!lse 01 we evening. next Weibiestlay evening, at the ffljee of Shtpard & Tuft. Kverj' wwn of St. Johns is invited to oicome a member of this splendid organization, its membership is pe to all, nnd no one need stand wck on account of not being per sonally solicited to join. Get in and help push along the objects of me organization. DANIEL BRECHT , . HOUSES TO RENT IP YOU WANT A HOUSE CAM, ON HE ST. JOHNS, OREGON nonunion of th .Mnt IVrfeet I'o r i of (lover, iiui'iil, "What Is tho inont perfect form of govormuoul?" wns oueu pnipouutleil nt tho court of rerlnndor, king of Cor Inlh, ono of the seven wUo men of (Jreeeo. Ill six fellows were present, mul of them HlaH.unHwctvd rind, glv lug ns bin opinion, "Where (ho lawn Imvo no superior." Tim leu of Mlletun, I ho great nidrouoiucr, declnnsl, "Where tlio people nro neither too rich nor too poor." In hU turn said AnnchtiwU, tho Seythlnii, "Whero vlrtuo In honored unit vleo detetatiHl." Bald I'ltlneus of Mllylcne, "Whero dlgnltlei. nro nlwnys conferred tioii tho vlrttiouo nud never upon tho base." Hold Cleobiilus, "Whero tho eltUeni fear blnmo more than puulshiueut." Kald Chllo, tho Rpartan, "Whero tho laws nro moro ro- gardetl than tho orators." Tho Inst to reply wns tho youtigcHt but widest of them nil, Solon of At'1- cim, who wild, "Whero nn Injury douo to tho meanest subject Is nn Insult to (ho whole community." London Tolo graph. II Im OliiMirs. IIo was wearing Ids llrst pair of glasses, and at llrst they afforded great relief, but nt tho cud of n mouth I hero was n rcLrogrctMloii, Somehow, polish tho lens tin ho would, tho vision ap peared to bo weaker. Bo ho went back to hla oculist nnd snld ho thought tio glasses "weren't strong enough." Tho oculist stepped nsldo for a min ute, then hauded hU customer what apparently was another pair. Trying them drow forth tho exclamation; "Why, theso uro much better: 1 can sco now as well ns when I first woro my classes." Then ho was Initiated into ouo of tho little secrets of tho trade. Tho oculist had merely cleansed each lens with n llttlo Boap nnd water. Now York Post. ttHtlttt COUCH & COMPANY Grocers and General Merchants : f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f Dry (iooils, DooLs and Shoes and General Alcrcliandlse. Choice Family Groceries, Feed, May, Grain Etc. TUG BIG STORE ON BROADWAY, NEAR THE POSTOFFICE. Phone Union 4066, St. Johns W. II. KINO, PrciUeut. M. I.. () ..I1R00K, Vlcc-PrcilJcnt ST. JOHNS ABSTRACT & TRUST COMPANY Abstracts of Title carefully and accurately prepared. Charges Reasonable. Office! King's Building, Jersey St., St. Johns Davulopeil Genlu. Lady Do you think that your In ventive genius was hereditary or de veloped? Inventor I owo It nil to my dear wlfo. When wo wcro llrst married I nscd to stay lato at tho club, nud my wlfo cross questioned mo sovcrely whenever I camo homo late. Tho ne cessity of Inventing frct.li excuses tax ed mo to tho utmost, and this faculty becatno so abnormally developed that as soon as I turned It to business ac count I made a fortuno with easo. W. A. EDGERTON NEW STORE! FREiSH STOCK! Family Groceries and General Merchandise Come and sec us for your Christmas Specialties Cochran BIocR, Jersey St., St. Johns tfHru; Willi mrmm 711