8T. JOHKI REVIEW
For Choicest Cats
OF rBESH MEATS, BBBT, POBK
OR MUTTON
WINDALL & WINDALL
CAN FIEASB TOJT
llm. Bscon, Lard. Ete., always th best
UITO u e ass-a
STAB MARKET
STREET, Hr School
JERSEY
Horn
GEO. II. DONVILLE, Manager
RELIABLE ELECTRIC CO.
FIXTURE AND LOCKSMITH
WUAU
Eiectilc Supplies Horn Bttli and
Secret Alarms Installs
A Full tine of Electrical floods in Slock
All Work Guaranteed
BX. JOHNS, OBBQON I
MRS. L D. JACKSON
HAS A FULL LINE OP
MILLINERY
HATS, 0AP8, ETC.
DOLLS
Repaired snd Dreiied
feathers snd OIotm Cleaned and Dysd
Jcrsoy Avenue 8T. JOHNS
FRANK H. IRELAND
PIEDMONT JUNCTION
Lunch Hoom, Confectionery, Ci
gars, Ico Lrcnm, tic.
rhont Union 8883.
WATCHMAKER
JEWELER
OPTICIAN
and practical at that. AnythL'ir
in tlio lino 01 repairing, waicn
rtrnnliiL. or nroDurlv flttlntr vou
witli glasses, and everything fill-
ly L'uarnntccu or no pay, go to
A, E. Wilson, the Jeweler
Ills nriccs aro riiiht and lio will
r-ntlsfv you. Call and .niako his
acquaintance.
ST. JOHNS, OREGON
The Hazelwood
Is an up-to-dato quick Lunch
Cigar, Confectionery anil Novi
Stauil. Tho Celebrated Ilnr.ol
wood Cream and Huttcr kept
in stock.
Corner Jersey St. said Broadway
St. Johns, Oregon
ST. JOHNS HOTEL
MIH8 niCII. Proprieties
Jersey Street - St, Johns, Ore,
Good Moll
Comfortable Boon
BILLIARD PARLOR
Clears, Tobacco and
Confectionery ....
L. CARS, Proprietor
ST. JOHNS
F, J.
III
CONTRACTOR AND
BUILDER
Plans and specifications promptly
furnished on application. All work
done with neatness and dispatch.
THE BOSTON
(-lome Bakery
Keeps constantly on laud a
fresh supply of Dread, Cakes,
Pies and nil Baker's goods.
We call your attention to our
Home Made Bread. All or
ders promptly ailed and de-
Jivereu
RULIIIILI
ANDERSON & ALLEN, Use the people, be polite. TUe wan
, 8T Jom who can't control bis tesaper, should
Phone Scott 8101
o
Candle Extlnsrnlahtr.
A great ninny people who llvo in
the larger cities and towni, and there
fore can obtain gas for lighting and
heating purposes, do not realise tlint
there aro many who llvo In the conn-
try or tud outer sections r.f tho cities
who still havo to depend on candles
or lamps to furnish artificial light.
Tho novel contrivance ihown In the
Illustration will bo of especial Interest
to tho latter, but It should, neverthe
less, on account of tho simplicity and
OARDLR EXTINGUISHER.
novelty of tho arrangement of tho
parts and tlio unique way In which
they work, bo lnlurcstlng to others,
Tbcra Is always great danger In carry
ing a lighted lamp, especially In going
up or down stairs, and so many poo
plo rcnllzo this danger that they pre
fer to uso candles. Tho dovtco shown
hero is simply an extinguisher for
caudles, being adjusted to extinguish
tho candlo after a predetermined
amount of tho light has boon consum
cd. An alarm bell is attached to the
extinguisher, so that it may bo sound
cd a fow minutes beforo tho extin
guisher can opera to to enable tho user
to adjust It. Tho cap on tho left of
tho handlo Is In tho form of a hollow
cono, plvotally hinged to tho cyllndrl
cal bracket which Is secured to tho
canaie. a smaii prong projects upwaru
from this bracket rostluir n en I tut the
candlo, whllo another pivot pin on
the opposlto side presses into tho can
die a short dlstanco nlwvo tho prong,
This pivot pin works in connection
with a striking bend for tho bell, so
that when tho caudle bums to the
pivot pin tho latter Is released, permit
ting tho head to strtko tho boll. When
tho candle burns further down to tho
prong, a colled spring rolcasos tho cup,
which rises and descends over the
tlamo of tho candlo, extinguishing It.
Goorgo Htovcnson, of Dunedln, New
Zealand, Is the patentee.
Mtortn Ah laid for Carrlagraa,
Driving, when the weather Is flno
and clear, is certainly beneficial to
oia ana young alike, ana also an ex
kzkvu the ocoui'ANTa Dr.
cvedlngly pleasant recreation for
thoso who aro fortunate enough to bo
able to enjoy such pastimes. It is
also a pleasure, when the weathar is
propitious, to those who are com.
pel led to drive around from place to
RUSSIAN PRACTICE
Iu the battle of Liao-Yaug and in the
of Mukden the Russians attempted to check the Japauew advance by mining
the ground over which the aaaaUanU
attacks upon Fort Arthur were repulsed In like laanncr. The above picture
afeows the effect of as explosloa of a land raise.
T t vnu tA In rtAJHjn wfaAM Tflfl
resign. Yew feat duty to yesnelf to
f Bliissar, sbhhssbs, an , ew-
place on business, but on rainy or
stormy days It Is entirely a different
matter, as it Is practicably Impossible
to keep dry and comfortable. For
doctors and others whose duties nec
essitate their going out in a carriage
every day, no matter what the weath
er may be, the storm sh.eld shown In
tho illustration would he of great
value. Tho construction Is such that
. can readily be attached or detached
from a buggy top, and when lowered
excludes tho rain and wind, at the
samo time giving tho driver free ac
cess to tho reins outsldo tho storm
shield. This shield enn bo mado of
any sultablo material and Is supported
on uprlgLts, as shown In the picture,
fastened by means of hooks on tho
tops and sides. A rubber drawing
string in tho bottom of the shield holds
It taut. On tho front of the buggy
top two hooks nro placed, to which
the shield can bo attached by means
of straps when not In use, and also
when the occupautN of tho carriage do
slro to get out.
Edward S. Lynd, of Orleans, Ind.,
Is tho patentee.
Onlde for Barber' Customer.
A barber has not much uso for de
vices of any kind, as alt ho needs Is
a razor and tomo soap and he Is ready
for business. HUH, the apparatus
shown hero would be of benefit to
SHOWS WHO IS NKXT IX TUIUT,
tho barber and customer alike. Its
object is to indlcato and display con
spicuously who Is entitled to tho "next
turn," so as to allow of no mistake.
It Is designed to Improvo tho metiiods
at present employed In barber shops
for serving customers and to Insure
tho serving of customors In the order
of their entry In tho store, a feature
being a ticket holder, from which
numbered tickets aro withdrawn and
distributed to the customers for their
designation, and also for displaying
successively consecutlvo numbers de
noting the service. When a customer
enters tho store he secures his ticket
indicating his number "in turn." Each
tlmo the barber finishes with the cus
tomer In hand ho turns a small lever
on the machine, which rings a bell
and at the same tlmo changes the
number, which Indicates who Is next
entitled to tho chair. There U no
chanco of a mistake being made, and
It would bo unnecessary for the cus
tomer, as Is usually the case, watch
Ing ami keeping In mind who is ahead
of him and when his turn comes.
The .patentee Is John U. Hhansban
of Worthlngton, Minn.
WITH LAND MINES.
general engagement la the vicinity
were expected to charge. Several
apectsblllty, good teaper. It U also
your flrst staty to (fee public
Chlldrto wfco say assart tkusssi seoa
grew tad are teat la the stva
Brooks Crlppler met his wife In
railroad accident Crooks Did he sue
tho company?
"Pa, what do they mean by tho
death rate" "That, my son, Is the
speed at which an automobile travels.1
Clovcland Leader.
Van Tart I don't think much of
leap year. Lo Whey What's tho mat
ter? Van Tart Tho girls propose to
you, but expect you to buy tho ring.
Tho button trust Is bankrupt. The
button Is a small article, but It ha
destroyed tlio peace of many a home,
and It 1s only ripping as it has been
sewed. Baltimore American.
"John," said a stingy old hunk to his
hired man, as ho was taking dinner,
"do you know how many pancakes
havo eaten fourteen." "Well," said
John, "you count and I'll cat"
"But haro you any expectations
young man?" "Of course, I havo,
Three rich gtrls want to marry me
but I am going to glvo your girl tho
first chance." Cleveland l'laln Dealer.
"I Just wlsht I wus bigger," said
Mischievous Willi Smart. "Indeed?'
asked his motlicr. "Mow much blg
ger?" 'Oh, Just big enough to do all
tho things I git blamed for doln' now.'
Freda lie claims to bo related to
you, and says ho can provo It. Floyd
Belated to mo? Why, tho manV
fool, Freda Of course; but Uiat may
bo a mere coincidence Illuitrnted
Bits.
Jack Women haro no head for fig'
urcs. Tom How do you make that
out? Jack I know a girl whoso cdu
cation cost her father ten thousand
and she can't figure her own ago cor
recUy.
"Jury," said a Western Judge, "you
kin go out nnd find a vordlct If you
can't And one of your own, get tho
ono tho last Jury used." Tho Jury re
turned a verdict of sulcldo In tho ninth
degree.
"Halloal" cried tho neighbor. "What
aro you building a new chicken house
for?" "Why," replied Nettles, "for a
flock of pink elephants, of course
You didn't suppose I'd put chickens In
It did you?"
lied And when tills happened on
tho links, was ho addressing tho ball?
Green Well, I don't know Just what
ho was addressing, but It was quit
evident from the languago that ho was
not addressing a Sunday school,
A precocious youth telegraphed to
his parents on their golden wedding
day: "Is marrlago a fatluro?" The
old couple laid their heads together
over the reply-paid form, and present
ly nun answer: "No; but its results
sometimes are."
"I nover knew till now why this
waa such a windy country," said the
bright little girl traveling through III!
nolo. "And hove you discovered why?"
asked her father. "Of courso. See all
tho windmills on these farms we're
passing," Philadelphia Ledger.
"Darrlnger, havo you a hnlf-sov
eretgn you don't want?" "Why, cer
tainly. Here it Is." Tho next day
"I say, Darrlnger, that half-sovereign
you gavo mo was a bad ono." "Yes
Bromley, You asked mo If I had a
half-sovereign that I didn't want"
"Why do the roses fado slowly
away?" she Inquired poetically.
"Well," replied the baldheaded young
man, "when you think It over It's all
for the beat It's uioro comfortablo to
have them fado slowly away than to
go off all of a sudden, like a torpedo."
'That's my last canvas," said
D'Auber; "I started that six mouths
ago. You see, some days I paint
away feverishly, forcefully, absorbed
ly. while on other days I can't paint at
all." "I see," said Crittlck; "you
pointed this on one of tho other days."
Philadelphia Press.
"If Crabbe ever comes around your
place borrowing anything," said Hub-
bubs, "don't let him bare It" "You're
spoke '.oo late," replied Newcomer:
"he was around this morulng.'""You're
easy. Wbst was he borrowing?"
Trouble, lie's In the hospital now."
Philadelphia Ledger,
Aa my wlfo at the window one beau
tlfui day stood watching a man with
a monkey a cart came along with a
broth of a boy, who was driving a
stout little donkey. To my wife then
I apoke by way of a Joke 'There's a
relation of yours In that carriage." To
which she replied, when tho donkey
she spied "Ah, ycsl a relation by
marriage."
"If you please, sir?" "Well, Jim
my?" "Me grandmother, ailr '
"Aha, your grandmother! tic on, Jim
my," ''Mo grandmother and me moth
"What, aud your mother, tool
Both very ill, eh?" "So, sir. Me
grandmother an' me mother are goln'
to the baseball game this afternoon an'
th,y want me to stay" home an' take
care of sie little brudder." Cleveland
Plata Dealer.
LOTS IN
SHEPARD'S ADD.
$65.00
$5 Down, $5 a Month
SHEPARD & TUFTS
General Agents
All Kinds of PropertyHandlcd
tUBT US
Pull
Your
-Freight
Rates reasonable. Prompt ser
vice. Do not think because you
are not on the line we can not
MOVE YOU. Nothing too large
for us to handle. Phone 358.
Portland & Suburban
Express Company.
W. R. STEVENS, Manager. .
.
St Johns
LOTS $100 EACH
$5 Down $5 a Month
Title Guarantee
& Trust Co.
6 and 7 Chamber Commerce
You co always JptnJ on lbs choicest
FRESH MEATS
Droronl dtllrtrr and rnurlcous tr.atm.nt
whuii you orJir (rout lb old rslltbl
ST. JOHNS MARKET
AtrtDsers coming Into Bt. John will and
thtlr trad will t spprscltlsd, and tbtlr
wsnt supplied to lL.tr MtUtselioo, by
SMITH A: DONNELLY
St Johns Market
Jry Stmt BT. JOHNS, OBEOOK
Btlna postc(d of an cnthoilntle
and aufdfnr conndnnr in lb. futur
of our town I bar. tind.rtil.n la
add out wore indilutlon to lbs num.
Ur which bar. cut tb.lr lot at
St. Johns. In undertaking to lt
to tit. Johns an up lo dil. tailor.
In( cdsblltment I nv. relinquish
ed a rood potition sad have decided
to rely entirclr upon lb. futur. of
til, John and tb. support of iu
people. X shall take much (ratifica
tion in beloc lb pioneer Uilur In
thit thriving town of crvst promlt
but eothuii.tm and loyslty sod bono
and expectation will not pay lb.
bills and support tha family snd I
muet bays tb eocoursceaient of tb
people of 81, Johns in mskinc my
undertaking a suecet and shall ap
preciate your coorteey if you will
call.
. V carry a Una of samples for
both Ladle' and Cleats' Tailor Mad
Hull, at ttnk bottom pricea. '
J. V. sUrLTwM, SV Jokiu, Ore)
Faoaa Union aOSS
ins mat au a awauj as swm
" .lb
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