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CROOK itHWTY JOURNAL
til'Y ImFOL1.BTTE,
. Editor ud Publisher
MARTHA C1I.LKTT, Society Editor.
' ttawrol at Im eoau.fft.-a FrOMvUla.
Otraoa m acniaaa awixr.
rtBLlSUKO KVKRT THURSDAY
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a. In uii ot ckane of aAlejae slaaaa
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i AMERICAN PRESS AXIATjpNj
tXW WILL MARKKT ALFALFA
Alfalfa grower who find bo mar
ket tor their surplus hy may again
try the, dairy cow aa the most prom
king channel. ' A good cow will turn
cue ton ot alfalfa into SO to 75
pound but tor fa tt with a by-product
of 1000 pounds of tklm milk, which
ii excellent teed tor calvea, pig and
aoultry, Jya K. B. Fltta, dairy ax
tension specialist at O. A. C. Matiy
growers had turned to the dairy cow
before the war as the best permanent
market channel tor hay, but told on
their herds when hay prices soared
and labor was ao scarce. Professor
Titta thinks they might well consider
sow getting back into the dairying
game, thereby building a permanent
market for hay. saving handling and
shipping costs, remorlng only a eon-
centrated product tor the farm, and
receiving monthly liberal pay checks.
THK FORI)
la some respects the Ford Is the
most marvelous machine the world
au ever seen. It can go anywhere
at any time, floundering through two
feet of snow, ford any stream that
bat too deep to drown out the mag
aeto, triumph over mud ax)e deep.
Jump fences and cavort over plowed
ground at 15 miles an hour, it has
keen used with brilliant success in
various kinds ot hunting. Including
coyote coursing on the prairies ot
Colorado, where it can run all over
the broncho formerly In tavor. since
It never runs any risk of breaking a
leg In a prairie dog hole. Educated
Fords have been trained to shell
torn, saw wood, pump water, churn,
plow, and, in short, do anything ro
anired ot them, except to figure out
where the owner gets off at the
present price of tires snd gasoline,
to say nothing ot high-speed-fines.
FCSTASY IN THE SALESROOM
Cadsd "Prospect" Finally Forced, in
Self Deftnte, to Rise to the
Occasion Herself.
Tnt thl Is sii.h s se-eet little
siodei. honey. I'erf-vl on you. Look
tt the quality of thi iluvetyn, dearie,
low, honey, did you ever see such
Sties?"
There may hnve been heroes of
f:nd opera who nuild make love with
" fluency mid Intensity of tnle
f . ': drawing near to s wile, hut ne
t ' ort exists whose snlur can thus
t :e when the actual moment of tie
. ;n between the tiiclier and the low
come, writes Martnn Storm in the
few York Kvciiitig Tost.
"lota of little girls that buy these
tittle suit Just leave off their little
blouses and wear them Nke little one
piece dresses. Now, this little style,
dearie, was made for you. Look, honey,
ot a wrinkle In hack. Isn't It love
ly on herf appeals to another enrap
tured creature "Isn't she Just the lit
tle girl to wear this little model 7 Of
mrse, not every one can wear this
little suit, dearie. It tskes a figure,
ney. Just like y..n ve f.t. I wear the
same suit myself. ,,
-. - kj.
"Dearie. In two weeks you couldnt
ior .hl little suit for half the price
!!. Jsnt It lovely on her? I said,
honey, alien you came In: There's
tf;e girl that can wear that little spe
cial we got today.' Now tnrn around,
dear. Yon won't have to do a thing
to! tfj ti. right, honey.
sleeves Just rum. imi. .
"Sweetness." she urged, at r1'
te climax, "dou't let a little chane
like this go byt rvarlc. If you only
-But, oh, my Moved." retuniedthe
loaded customer half uerceij.
fctel The price!"
I i 6j,pnTent.
.- e a hard time at-the wo
, . '1 .l I? I welsbt. thex
.. tth the ftrst Thlnf. and
. .V !tt teiiHratur."
I Married on Time
R. RAY BAKER I
As he walked through the gate and
cuuiilit a gliiupse of yellow curis
COrough a w liulow of the vlne-coven'd
co(tiitiN ltolert llannaford felt aoiue
not a great deal, but some of the
wvltilit lifted from his heavy heart,
It Imd becu a full mouth aluce ha
nnd aeeu U lor la Kuitel, a nionlh of
glmlneaa, but with a mils of sudne.
Alany eroiia would not have seen
anything aad about Robert being
Placarded by Angelina Vanentlne. In
fuct, aonie of hla weil-wUhing frleuda
had hinted to Robert that It would
be better for him If he left the daalc
Ing, dark-haired film actrew alone.
"She's Juat a vamp," on ot thee
friends warned. "She's a vamp in the
movies because ahe's Just naturally
one in real Ufa, That's why alia does
ao well In those parts, She'll get your
heart In the hollow of her hand, aud
then she'll squeeie It aud throw It
away."
But Robert was Infatuated. When
he Brat saw Angeltne she was spend
ing tew weeks at Cedar Point to rest
from, bar latest "mllliou-didlar" pro
duction, and she certainly was
charming convalescent.
Robert was no unsophisticated
country product He was not native
ot Cedar Point any mora than Anga
llue was. but he had been apendtng
summers there for the past tew years
aa the gueat ot his aged uucle. Rob
ert waa head of a prosperous automo
bile parts plant In Indiana, but hay
fever drove him to the northern lake
region during ragweed season.
While on hla first vlalt to his uncle
Robert met Gloria Euget. and her
frank, wholesome, sunny nature com
pletely won him. Nothing waa defin
itely settled between them, but titer
was a tacit understanding that a part
nership affair In which the Gospel
played a part would be cousummuled
in the near future. When he came north
for the present summer Robert felt It
was time to settle this partnership
matter, for now he waa In a financial
position to support a wife as he felt
one should be supported.
Then along came Angeline and
spoiled It all. Robert deserted Gloria
with no words of explanation and
spent moat ot his time with the actress.
They golfed, motored, swam and
canoed. Yea, Roliert waa Infatuated.
In a way he was not responsible for
hla treatment of Gloria, for Infatua
tion Is a form of temporary Insanity.
Then one night, at a private dinner,
Robert announced he was to be mar
ried. "Two weeks from today," he said,
"will find me no longer a aingle msn."
"You sure do work fast," waa the
comment of one of his friends aa they
congratulated liiiu. Some of these
felicitations were not ss hearty as
they might have been, for Gloria was
well liked by Roliert's frteuds and sev
eral of them would hsve spoken words
of censure for the way he had treated
her. If they had voiced the sentiment
that was In their minds.
The next day Robert went to the
hotel to keep an engagement with An
geline. She was not there, but the
clerk, with a pitying grin, handed Rob
ert a letter. It was brief:
"lloeit. IVitr I've gone back to
work. We've had some nice times, hut
of course we were not serious at
least, I was not. Really, I never could
marry you. I hope you won't feel too
bad about this. You see. there's a
man back houte that I really love.
-ANUKLINE."
For hours Roliert ralked on the
beach, reading and re-reading this
note. It seemed that the end of things
had come.
"The fellows were right." be told
himself. "She's a vamp, but I loved
her. I wouder if It was genuine love,
though?"
Dusk found him far down the beech.
During the walk he had come to, aa it
were, from a perlinl of sleep.
"I'm almost glad it happened," he
said. Tm going hack to Gloria If
she'll have me."
Nevertheless Rort did not And rt
easy to shake off the depression rhat
bad come with the uote from Angeline.
It took considerable courage to ap
proach Gloria's quaint little home,
where she lived with her aunt, but lt
seemed he Just must get consolation
from some one.
Gloria admitted him and treated
htm as If nothing ever had come be
tween ttiem. Her smlle'was Just the
same, and she was as gracious as
ever. Tlist was like Gloria. It was
returning good for evil. In sense;
tUiJ for jh;'t rcon Tt Kurt. It made
Hubert feeTsiVijiil and mii. "
Naturally, his manuer was ron-
rained at first, but Gloria was so
.-rntid about It that he gradually nn
nt. and before long Uiey were In
'ntlis of cutiver: tjon fml!tar to both.
As he sat ant! watched the sinking
:t i!av about 'Jloria's yellow locks
. .
...i'-ert said io h i .self :
"She's realty tie girl, sfter aft. She
'i: s ntnde me f.-i . -t Angeline. IntatO
is one thine .ind love Is entirely
'."'ereitt. .
lie remained Inte at Gloria's home.
Somehow he drenled to get tnto his
inn c,iiitiany. Once away from Gloria
tiousrlH of the other girl were bound
o return.
Hut at lat he had to go. He stood
it the door like a bashful boy wr.o
-nd just made his Aebut la femlBlne
v?.ijr.
"Gloria," he said heKliatlngty, one
hand on the door knob, "1 have been
a pretty poor sort, I cannot exiwt
you to forgive me; hut you have been
Just grand. I want to npolouUe tor
what I liavs done, andand Oloi'ls
reully I love you. 1 have nil the time.
Will will you kiss me gixd-nlghtT"
There were tears lu Gloria's eyes al
she readied up aud placed au arm
around his neck.
"Hubert, dear, 1 love you. ton, I
suppose I am a little fool for letting
you come back to me; but you siv tha
only ..fellow I ever cared for. There'!
no use trying to deceive myself."
There was some further conversa
tion on this rather tatei-esting topic be
fore ltoln-t't left the house that night,
Whea he arrived at his uncle's cotta;e
he found telegram on the dieaaer,
reading :
"Disregard my not. I really lor
yeu, Rob. I can't stand It to he with
wit you. I thought I was flirting, hut
1 really fell in love. Am ready to go
bead with the ceremony as planned.
"ANGELINK."
It waa a week later that Tom Wll
on met Robert and observed :
"I undersland your w. Hiding ba
been called off. I don't want to be
curious, but rd like to know tor sure.
You see, I'm thinking about getting
tou a present."
"Go ahead and get tt," aald Robert.
"1 will be married on tint."
The church waa so small that many
oX the gueat s were obliged to wait la
front to get glluipa of the brtd and
groom.
From the outside Rot. Jonathan
Snooks' droning vole could be heard.
As he pronounced the words thai
sealed the bargain some of the out
door guest placed baga of rice within
convenient reach. Reaorter had
mad Cedar Point metropolitan In
everything except marriages, and th
community reserved the right to b
provincial in that on particular,
Th crowd In front of th door fell
bark presently, and th tall form ot
Robert Hannaford appeared, walking
long the aisle- Ttis rice thrower
reached for ammunition.
Robert was smiling down at th
bright 'M of xh P1"' miss walking
beside him, clinging to hla arm. Creep
rag through a stained-glass window.
ray from the sun lighted up th bride's
oprly yellqw hair.
STILL GOVERNED BY INSTINCT
Unconscious Hereditary Actions Prove
Mankind' Descent From Count
less Ages of Savage Ancestor.
Deep down somewhere In th Inner
nature of all men and women, the In
stincts, habits, and forces still remain,
which made up the life f our primal
ancestors) countless ages ago. We, no
tice this frequently In the unconscious
hereditary actions of the lower an
imals. Just as one Instance, It Is very
common to see a dog turn round sev
eral time before lying down on
hearthrug, aa if preparing sleeping
piac in some long grass; that act
ha been quit unnecessary for many
long centuries, yet the domesticated
and highly Intelligent animal even now
retains this habit of Its wild progeni
tors. It la also more than probable
that the universal fondness for throw
ing stones s Inherent In all boys I
another dormant memory handed down
from the far-away time of the atone
age, when our primeval forebears used
stones, either artificially-shaped or oth
erwise, aa weapons ot attack and de
fense, or for killing small game for
food. etc. Girls never want to throw
stone, and if they try they are not
able to do ao with an effect. This,
I think, prove that the women of old
never acquired the art, and we get
alight peep mto their maimer of life
by this one fact. The men. no doubt,
did all tiie fighting and hunting for
food then, and it is the same today,
amongst all races, both civilised and
uncivilized. Some of our simples
daily baldts date from the beginning
of things. F. W. P In Birmingham
Post. r-'i.'.CT'Si'-'m '
Sun'a Rays Not Properly Valued.
The warmth of the sun uu a tired
bod wracked with a city's neryou
energy, the drawing up of seedling,
and blossom to the light, throwing on
lawn, orchard, garden and forest
splashes of color and sbsde are bless
ings not to be despised. We should
spend more time In the garden, and
In the sun, for tbe same reason that
we eat food to snstaln life. The
touch of the soil on our hands, and
the warmth of the snn on the bark,
have way of purging us of much
that Is harmful to our hapiines. They
remove tbe strange restrictions that
society puts anon as. and leave us
light-hearted. They help to make the
crooked things straight and the rough
places plain. Thrift Magazine.
Chinese CcaL
According to A. M. G. Grant con
sulting mining engineer who recently
returned to Great Britain. lOO.Ort) tons
of coal have been shipped as an ex
periment from China to Newcastle-on-Tyne.
h Is said that the coal 1 "of
excellent quality, and. Imported In
larger qaanties. could he sold at
cheaper rates than British." All of
which Is certainly strange 5 Scientific
American.
The New Woman.
Tar what are yon Incarcerated
here, my poor tnaoT asied Mrs.
Strongmind.
"1 married new women." answered
the prlar-oer.
"Tmpnswthle! To eooldBl b esjt la
jail for ihatr
"But I waa! I married stew wooa
an and th old woman I already had
(irked hesjt ft and bad me frit here
foe bltamj." Edinburgh RrwBaa.
INVOKED NAME OF HARVARD
How Indignant Boston Woman Was
Paclflod by Assertion Which Soma,
what Overttcppsd Truth.
The burying ground on the Ttostnn
common haa what Is probably the most
unusual alone In the city. It was set
up "In memory of Mrs. Sally Morse
(wife of Samuel Morse), who died
July 2. 171M, of the cramp In her
stomach, after about one hour's Illness,
aired twenty-alx year and two
months."
One day, relates the Detroit News,
tbe door of the cemetery office In the
city hall was flung open and a pom
pous matron entered nd requested that
the stone on the common he destroyed,
because l.' the liulellciiie and unlady
like Inscription. The vtslior waxed
more Insistent as the secretary pleaded
a lack of authority to destroy any
thing. Filially the caller took dra
matic stand and demuntb'd that some
action be taken while she waited. The
secretary happened to be a great ad
mirer of George Washington, hut he
had work to do, and he saw one way
out.
"Madam." he whispered Impressive
ly, "that ston la of great value. Har
vard university has Just been making
an Investigation and has pronounced
that stone Important evidence of th
first authentic case of appendicitis.
Madam,", he continued, "that ston
cannot be destroyed."
At the magic name of Harvard the
visitor retreated, vanquished, . and
went forth to tell her friends of th
"apHndlcttls stone," a It 'cam to be
railed.
Gulf Coast Sulphur Deposit.
At some remote time there must
hsve been tremendous volcanic activ
ity In tbe region which Is today th
gulf coast of Louisiana and Texas;
for In those part are found deposit
of sulphur vastly exceeding In quan
tity any known elsewhere In the world.
They ar covered over by hundred of
feet of later sedimentary material, and
to get at th sulphur deep wells hav
to he sunk. Superheated water I
forced down the pipes to melt the suf
phur. which Is fetched to the surface
by the power of compressed air. On
cooling It la ready for shipment, being
69 per cent pure.
English and American Speech.
It Is said that It Is hsrder for
Lincolnshire farmer to understand
Lancashire miner than It is for any
two Americans from different section
of the United Stales to understand
each other. The reasons advanced for
the uniform standard In America ar
the wide ne of text-h.ik nnd tbe
fact that our public schools are forced
to devote much time to the teaching
of Kngllsh on account of the laree
number of foreigners In the schools.
There are many provincialisms In onr
language, hut most of them have lieen
scattered over the whole mnntry and
are understood by all Exchange.
A LITTLE OLD WANT AD
SURE GETS
Salaries and wages constitute 72 percent of the expenses of
this company. Out of every dollar spent by the telephone com
pany, 72 cents is turned over to its employees in the form of com
pensation. It is our purpose to retain competent and experienced
employees. An efficient and contented organization is the main
factor in good service.
The deficit in earnings which we have experienced in Oregon
has been largely augmented by necessary increases to our em
ployees. It will be of interest to our Oregon patrons to know
what our increased expense for salaries and wages in Oregon has
been since 1916 as shown in one of the exhibits tiled with the Pub
lic Service Commission in connection with our recent application
for an increase in telephone rates.
Increase in wages of Plant employees present over 1916, $307,000
Increase in wages of Traffic (operating) employees
- present over 1916..... 681,000
Increase in wages of Commercial employees, .
present over 1916 95,000
Total annual increase in wages $l,OS6,00Q
Although these large increases in wages have been made they
represent only approximately a 60 percent increase over pre-war
wages, as compared with increases of over 100 percent in many
trades and occupations requiring no greater skill or preparation
on the part of the worker. We do not think our employees'
wages should be reduced under present conditions or under' con
ditions now possible to forecast.
pHe2 this Valuable
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X-Rsyt a Mummy
I An Fnullsh scientist has taken an
I X-ray picture of the hand of an Kgypt
tan prtnee of the second dynasty
(about 4.VHI R. a), taken through the
. wrappings of her mmmnlfled remain,
showing ill th hone with gret clear
ness, and ring on th third 11 tiger.
! Hss Probably Willing.
Should hiideisriMiiii in Korea stay
In the house of hi bride's family for
more than three days afler the wed
ding, he must live there for an en
tire year.
Old Stuff.
An exchange predicts that artificial
kisses will tie tbe next modern Inven
tion. Kill that's old stuff women
have been using 'em on on another
for year.
Oaw 1 sk a j-'
teas' sri
ARTISTIC MOUNTING
Whole Animals, Rugs, Robes, Birds and
Fish, Game Heads and Ladies' and Child
ren's Furs. Take your trophy to
Prof. E. N. Mallery
Tsxidermist and Furrier
211 Greenwood Ave. BEND, OREGON
The Telephone Company and Wages
The Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co.
Sltalod and
giving Information aa to season, soil and climate.
fut your land to work tor prom
You can't afford to tie up your land or spend
time and lubor on any but the best stuck. Order
iMnnond Quality siock and be sure of getting the
finest strums and th right varieties lor your
purpose. Get the Diamond Quality Catalog In
your possession ai quickly as vou can. it will
A1I1 for Catalog Wo,
Wsrahwiej
gastrins
and
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sUUAUgjiJ
Cleans Aluminum,
This Is a surprising tip on cleaning
aluminum, hut It works. Try It, On
may scour and scrub with no result.
Put the dish oa th stove, empty, and
llaht th gsa, but do not turn It op
IiIl-Ii. In little while alt the marks
will vanish from the Inside. Turn tt
upside down and put It back. In
mile while th dish will b Ilk new,
you will Hud.
Tsm Work,
flattery would no) go far If vanity
did not meet her halfway. Boston
Transcript.
How They Do It
When women wants to call her
husband down before company, ah
doesn't say a word, but Just looks at
him In a iiecuHnr s.
THE RESULTS
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