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MONDAY, JUNE fit.
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NEWS NOTES
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CHOP SUEY
Oti, bring u lmi k tba kIhiI (l.iyn,
Wlinu prices wi'rnn't no high,
Ami whin wo rmilly in'i'dcxl
We could fiord to buy.
WIk-ii .'lurks wr Rluil to see us,
Ami no-one wu up muse,
Anil tjvrry iiiuii waa wiIHiik
To Hrit till wnfkly wane.
The fU'rvauts want more motu'y,
The Krucr iikiIh It, too.
Tim prlrxK sakml for nmut and ihop
Are uliixiHt out of vl-w.
Tim office boy got nasty,
And Jumpi'd hli Job todny,
llm-Mimti i (Hiitly hinted,
Tliat ha ought to nam his pay,
Tim Aah mini lan't working
Tlie Janitor's not liore,
Hut no on hat the rourngfl-
Wltb thi'iu to liiliTfi-rw.
Tim paintra and tliu plunmilrs,
Koaldn tlu'lr labors alt.
But no on aayi "gt buay,"
For fear tlmy'll up and unit,
Coopiravlllv )ljrver.
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Tlirir (J.mmI Mlit M.i.wiur
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Out of our local citizens trlls thin
lory, and bo auya It happened at n
very prominent home: It occurred In
Ilia evening. I and several other
wore calling. At we (l ctiattiiig In
Ihii parlor we heard lh patter jf
little feet at the bead of tli at aim
above. The niotlmr of thla particu
lar home ralaed her baud for alienee
"huah" aha aald. "Tbwhlldren are
going to deliver their good night
meaaage." aha auld aoftly, "It alwayi
gives ma a feeling of reverence to
hear them. They are to much near or
the Creator than we are. and they
apek the love that ia In their hearta
never ao fully m when the dark haa
coma, Listen." There waa a
moment of Intenae allonce. Then
"Mamma came the meaaage from
above, "Willie found a bedbug."
Elmore Eye,
There waa a flip young clerk at
the boarding house table, who waa
Iwaya trying to ahow off. He ael
dom Baked In the uaual way to have
Something pissed, to him, but had to
get off something amart. One dav
when he wanted the milk, he sang
cut, "Drive the cow down thla way "
The landlady who eat at the head of
the table, called the maid, aaylng aa
he handed her the pitcher: Here.
Mary, lead the cow down to where
the calf la bawling." Pipestone
Leader.
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A wee editor haa appeared at the
home of Lander, Junior, of the
Oregon Kepubllcan. la that what
you call the editorial wee?
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
SAY! Read that motorcycle anap In
the, Ocboco Kealty Co' ad. It
muat be taken at once.
NOTICE
Stores will be closed during the
program of the Chautauqua. The
afternoon city delivery will go out
at one o'clock only.
6H1UXKKS GET SPECIAL RATE
Shrlncra who plan to go to Port
land to attend the Shrine Conven
tion should call on K. J. Wiluou nnd
get certificates. These certificates
are available for members of the
family aa well aa the member! of
the order, and entitle the bolder to
secure a round trip ticket to Port
land for a fare and a third which la
quite a saving.
The rates apply from frlueville
Junction, and will be available from
June 17th to 24th, Inclusive. The
final return limit ia June 80th, IM'O.
WANTED A woman or girl during
the month of July. Inquire Mrs.
Harold Baldwin. Call 423. S7tfc.
FOR SALE Household Furniture
Mra W. J. Hughes, 426, 6th St. 37p
TOR SALE Wardrobe for baby
clothes. Call Black 163. 37p.
STANDARD Auto Painting Co. east
8rd and Madison fits., Portland,
paint anything from Bugs to Lim
oslnea. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Leave your car with us when In
Portland. Phone E. 774. 86p.
Dr. Turner, eye specialist, will be
In Prlnevllle again at Hotel Prlne
Tllle, Saturday, June 19th. One day
only. Consult him. adv.
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Last Biff Block of the
, ari
Keservea rarm lwius
THIS announM. Mm offering or the lt big block of tba Canadian Paclje Rnoml Form
Urn" Elmll Ihii block "s dipo..d of. von eun .ecu at loatK a term h IB
C C.I that will ll.uk. ou rl. h md lml.PMil.nt. The , country I. Iiktl for
nlied furmliw aa well aa sr.ln (rowing. later, tli earneluiu eain h. Iwuiiht only from
?rlVt. iwnirt-Sid natural!., urlwewlll be higher. N.rer Wain on the North American
toutuwot wiU turn lamle be ollurod at one ao low.
YourLait Big Opportunity
Thla block eontaina both fertile opaa
prairie and park land. In tba Lloyd
nlnnter and Battk'ford Dlatrleta of
Central Alberta and Saskatchewan.
You .an buy farm lamia on the rlcb
Drairla 01 aaamim, onn.ii.i
and Alberta at price, averaging ntautflR an
ecra. Or land In Southern Allrta under
n Irrigation ayatera of unfailing water
from too an tore and up.
20 Yean to Earn and to Pay
The Canadian PuclSe offer, yoo thla land
under plan of long term, eaef paym.nti
that I. remarkable in th. hi.torv of farm in.
la.in.ntr Yu par, down lof Then yM
have no payment on th. principal until tha
mdofthe fourth rear, tnen flf em annual
DaymanU. Internet ! W- 1" Central baa
Eatchew.n. SeanarW heeler grew th. world'
Jrlae wheat. World'i pria. oatiwore gra
B4 UHlfUIHIunn a
I anrla ITnrlpr Irriiatioil
In Southern Alberta, the Cnnndlun Padrla
Railway haa d.voloniul tbelariroat individual
Irrigation undertaking on the American
Continent, Thin diti let eontaina aome of
th. beet land. In Canada. An unfailing
annply of water I. administered under the
Canadian Govornm.nl. rrioe. rang, from
16(1 an acre up, on the flame eay payment
: tormit. luotHl form In improvomanta. , Tweu
ty yearl u pay back.
Do Mora Kxpllilt
An Iowa teaming firm advertises
In the local paper, "We haul any
thing from a piano to a load of cut
lie," Now what would one be hauling
from a piano to a load of cattle? Hud
they aald Oritur. Instead of Piano, w
should have known at once that thy
meant the bellows. 1
Mctico'a Only DruvvlMuk
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A railroad man who had been sta
tioned In Torreon for a number cf
years was relating aome of his ex
periences In the peppery republic to
a few coiupanloiia In the hotel lounge
when finally one of the listeners
asked. "Well, tell me what is Him
matter with Mexico anyway." "Oh,
Mexico la alright." replied the other
"The only trouble with It Is that It
la ao overrun with Mexicans,
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A Mlchlga paper has a ' depart
ment with the heading "Flatlrou
News" but we fail to find any hos
pital stories, however.
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A newapapitr reporter who waa In
clined to be lazy In hla methods of
picking up news, met a brother re
porter who waa aa keen aa the other
was buy. "Anything doing?" asked
the lazy one. "1 have a report that
a man choked to death In a res
taurant, but I haven't learned hla
name yet," replied the other. "How
did It happen?" asked the reporter
eagerly aeentlng copy. "He was eat
ing a piece of horse meat," wua the
reply, "and someone aald Whoa!"
Liverpool Hun.
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Let's atart a barefoot club. We
do not see bow auch a club could ad
vance the price of shoes. If no one
In America will wear a ahoe until
September we guarantee that ladlps'
pumps with no more leather in them
than there Is paper In a postage
stamp will not aell for 120 and up.
Mitchell (Ind.) Tribune.
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An Iowa paper admonishes Its
readera to "watch out for Current
Worm." If there la any good in
watching for worma at all, It
would be a good scheme to keep an
aye out for those of the future, too.
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A young couple went to a ministers
house to get married. After the cer
emony the bridegroom drew the cler
gyman aalde and aald In a whisper.
I'm sorry I haven't any money to
pay your fee but if you'll take roe
down Into the cellar I'll abow you
how to fix your gaa meter ao that
It won't reglalnr." Oregon Republi
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This I What Beat Him
They say that over in Miami
county Burton Oreon made a apeech
at an agricultural meeting with a
view of advancing hla candidacy.
"I am a practical farmer," be aaid.
boastfully. "I can plow, reap. milk
cows, work a chaff cutter, shoe a
horse In fact." he went on proudly.
"I should Ilka to know one thing on
a farm that I cannot do?"
And then after an Impressive si
lence, a small boy In the back of the
room shouted: "Can you lay an egg?
Rochester Sun.
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Up To The Minute
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My shoes, they cost ma 14 bones.
My shirt of silk, so loud It groans.
My hat is fashions shining light,
Oh, won't I be a nifty sight,
In overalls.
Myself and all the other dubs
We always Join the latest clubs, .
And though it make my friends to
weep
I'll Jump the fence with 'the other
sheep,
In overalls.
Like all the rest of fushlons fools,
Who brush aside the wisest rules
I'll blindly follow, if I'm led. '
Where even Angels fear to tread,
In overalls.
And now I lay me down to sleep;
My coat and pants, you may them
keep,
But If I die before I wake, .
Oh, please be kind, and do not take,
My overalls.
Far out upon the wide black tide.
That flows from here to other side,
I hear a shriek from a drowning
wretch.
Who, careless-like, forgot to fetch,
His overalls.
But when I come to Jordan's shore.
Far from the white lights galore,
I'll stand upon the rivers brink,
And pray the water will not shrink
My overalls.
And when I come to the pearly gate
And there my awful record state
Canadian Pacific
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No Taxes on Improvements
There', a email tat on the land-ael
dom more than 20c an acre for all pur
Ebut there are oo taXM on your
lock, building., improvwn.nta.
mente or perfonal effect., (lood
B..lf.ra mndHrn achirole. roada.
ehnrchea, aniuaemonla, make farm life de
alrabla and attractive, tiara you can achieve
Independence.
No Sale Without Inveitigation
The Canadian Pacllle will not aell you a ferrn
onlll you bare tnapeotod It. You muat be t
eatiafled and every auction unawered be
fore taking up your home, lnvaatigation In
Invited and made eaay, Th!. announcement
calla ettcnUoa to the hut great block of
Canadian Pawifla BaearTed Farm Landa.
Special Rate (or Homeieeken i
' anal Full Inform at ton -
SpMlal railway ratal far hameMaaar. ntak. hv.
.paction oaay. 9ao now for lre IlluaUatad oarn-
thlata erawerlne all quaatlona ai.u eatUnc foith
.urea aboitl land valuoa, aereac ylalita, climate,
evifOCtanllive, . liu net dalar. Varil. TUPAX
OCHOt'O KEALTV CO.
Local Agents
433;.. lVaiu , Bt. I'rlneyllle, Ore.
tar all h'enaatlea about Canada, aak to. al. T. t t
BARGAIN
HARLEY-DAVIDSON TWIN CYLIN
DER MOTORCYCLE, SINGLE
SPEED, IN FIRST CLASS RUN
NING CONDITION, TIRES IN
FIRST CLASS SHAPE IF TAKEN
BEFORE SUNDAY, JUNE 20, IT
CAN BK BOUGHT FOR $00. Y'OU
HAD BETTER HURRY
1 ONE 1,600 It) Trailer in the very
R best condition Hoock onto It and
t Jazi of home $75 if a crime
t to let It go at tbia figure.
a ONE Pine balldtn site in Bend for
II Prlnevllle property.
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3 TWO Perfectly good Ford side
3 lamps at a price that Is honestly f f
l ruinous. Also Ford tall light III
a WE HAD A ROLL TOP DESK TO V
fcl OFFER FOR SALE THIS WEEK,
rf BUT SOLD IT BEFORE WE HAD rF PRINPVII I F
H A CHANCE TO ADVERTISE IT. v ll,i-Ca
3 BETTER GET THAT ..MOTOR-
O I H.M K I We sell the earth from a ton I about this.
S" I lot to a township
AN Ideal building site, 60x1X0 feet, I
close to schools and in a select
neighborhood, cheap.
I'll hear St. Peter howl and shout,
"Let no man In without
His overalls."
And when I ride the clouds above
And greet the dames I used to love,
Though nary shirt or shoe be mine, .
I know they'll say, "You look just
tine."
In overalls. , , . .
And as I walk the golden street,
In peacock feather and Mohawk
sheet,
Perchance I'll hear the dismal bell
That tolls from out the blackest bell
For him who in his silly pride
Refused to .cover his precious hide
In overalls. ' . j
Schofleld-Danville Progress ..'
How We Need One
"I've an Invention that will mean
a fortune!'' -. -
"What is It this time?' - ' !
TALK TO IS AIJOl'T THOSE WOXDKKH I. C ANADIAN PACIFIC LASDS WK ARE THE LOCAL AGENTS.
Our Best Farms This Week
... W AfltKH THRKK RHM IJCXOAU), AVI) XWKHSARV Ol'TBCILD
IVtiS, 05 At HKH IS WHKAT. ItAI.AVf K RVK AM) I'OTATOKS, HIXKX
MI)(;.tKHK. AM. KQI II'MENTCOKH WITH THIH PLACE. EIGHT
MILK.H FROM I'RIVKVIM.K, OV HIM KMHO ROAU. A OOI.VG KA( H
ATA PRICE TO MOVE Ol'll K. IT V.WH FIXE, AXIJ EVERY INCH OF
IT REt EIVFH IRRKMTIVO WATKR. IF VOl' WANT A 8XAP, GRAB
THIH AT OXCE. PRICE, tj PER ACRE, PART CASH.
Don't Overlook This One
100 ACRE RAXCH. THREE MII.ES FROM PRIXEVIIXE, OX BEST OP
ROADH, A IX UNDER THE DITCH AND CLEARED, THIH PLA E HAS
THKKETAKE-OITS. LIES HEHT CXDER PROJEiT. TO BK HACRIF1.
CKD AT $MI PER ACRE. $1,750 CASH, BALANCE TO HUT. YOU WILL
HAVE TO IURRY, AS THIS PLACE WILL GO QUICK.
Our Best Home This Week
FIVE RfOM BCNGALO. HEAVY "EMEXT FOUXDATIONS, SIX FUIX
IXrTS, WITH SHADE TREES SET OUT AXI) GROWING. IF YOU ARE'
MhOKIXa FOR A NICE, MODEST HOME, THIS WILL INTEREST YOU
THE PRICE HAS BEEN LOWERED FOR QUICK HALE. $2,750 $2.
100 CASH, BALANCE TO HUT. ACT QUICK.
IF YOU WANT A HOME, HERE I
LOT 60 I 122 FEET, CLOSE TO T
THERE IS NO RESIDENCE LOTS I
LOCATED NOR AT SUCH AN ATTR
AND WE CAN ARRANGE TERMS I
ASE PRICE. SEE US QUICK AS TH
80 DAYS THIS IS THE OWNERS
IF YOU WANT TO RENT YOUR
HOUSE, LIST IT WITH THE OCHO
CO KEALTY CO.
IF YOU HAVE ROOMS TO LET,
THE OCHOOO REALTY CO., CAN
FILL THEM FOB YOU. S8 MAIN
STREET.
imber
WE WANT 100 TIMBER CLAIMS, IN OR OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT
RESERVE WE HAVE A CLIENT WHO DESIRES 500,000,000 FEET
OF GOOD PINE, MUST BE PRICED RIGHT AND SITUATED SO AS IT
COULD BE POOLED WITH OTHER TIMBER CLAIMS RUNNING t.
000,000 FEET OR MORE PREFER ED GIVE FULL PARTICULARS
AND LOCATION IS FIRST LETTER OR CALL AT OUR OFFICE, 438
MAIN STREET. PHONE 611.
If you have anything to sell, we can turn it
COUNTER
THE
0CH0C0
REALTY
"Why, it's an extra key for a type
writer. When you don't know how
to spell a word, you hit the key, and
it makes a blur that might be an e,
an a, o rmost anything else.". w
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A Painful Matter
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"Pat, It's seedy ye are, A shave
wouldnt hurt ye a bit.
"Faith, Moike, It yez could see me
razor, yez wouldn't say th-ot."
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Slight Civilities -
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One day there came to the clinic
at a Philadelphia hospital a negress
with a. broken jaw.,, The surgeon,
intent on discovering the exact na
ture and .extent of the injury asked
numerous questions to all of which
the negress returned evasive answers
finally she admitted she waa "hit
with an object."- "Was It a large ob
ject?" asked the- physician. -"Tol-able
large." "Was it a hard or soft
8 THE GROUND TO BUILD IT OS.
HE SCHOOL. PERFECTLY LEVEL.
X PRIXEVTLLE MORE DESIRABLY .
ACTIVE FIGURE AS THESE LOTS
F DESIRED ON PART OF PITUH.
E PRICE IS TO BE ADVANCED IV
ORDERS. i
HOUSES FOR SALE
We have a list of tine modern
homes tor salt) if yon are looking
for a borne come to the Ocboco Realty
Co.
Waoted I
433 Main St.
If ycu went srythirg, we can
SWAP
WILL TRADE Good boggy ul
double harness, also gentle drlT
ing bone, what hare you?
IRRIGATED .40 acre tract, close tn,
to trade for city property.
FULL Blood Shire Stallion, regis
tered, 8 years old, weighs 18-lee
pounds, will sell or trade. Reg. by
Albert Moore ft Son.
Piano Player, Just like new, with
almost SO music rolls, sell or trad
4 Head of yonng cattle and on
darn good milch cow, if Interest
ed, aee us.
ONE Good seven room modern
bouse to trade tor cattle.
ONE Fine residence in Eugene tor
Prlnevllle property see us at once
about this.
FOR SALE One Bulck , model D
45, 6passenger, first class shape,
cant be beat tor a bargain, cheap.
object?" "Tol-able hard." ''Was it
coming rapidly or slowly?" "Tol-able
fast." Then her patience exhausted
and she exclaimed. "To tell de truf,
doctor, I was Jes ttatarly kick' in de
face by a genman friend."
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While You Wait
We don't mind the dime bo much,
but it certainly gripes one to order
a cup of coffee at 6 cents per and
have the proprietor raise the price
by pasting a ten cent label on the
mirror before we have finished the
beverage. Pharr Clarion. ; .-.
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STRAYED A Plymouth rack pullet
Just bought, and could not be per
suaded to stay in my yard, even b)
clipping both wings, and has not yet
returned to her former roosting
place. .It will be a good thing for
the neighboring gardens if I can get
hold of her and clip the wings Just
behind the ear lobes. . When: she lit
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get it for lets
COLUMN
out she had on a leg band, No. 17.
FRED W. CHENEY Georgetown
News.
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The Melrose Messenger says an
oil company is going to drill 3S.00O
feet. Why didn't the editor say that
they were going to hell and be done
with it? Clovis Journal. -
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Next!?.., .
: J. WALTER PEELER
Barber and Undertaker
HAIR CUTS, 25 CTS.
I am ordering a new line of coffin
and caskets' j
Ad In Lewis County Herald, j
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His Most Important Function
"An editor is a man who putt
things In the paper, isn't he, pa?'!
' "Oh, no,, my son, an editor keeps
things out of the paper." Harvard
Independent. ....
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