Crook County journal., July 10, 1919, Page Page 6, Image 6

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SPECIALISTS IN HUMAN lU.S
tmt Mart r Lees Sg Reflection
n the Subject ef Diseasae and
Their Treatment.
tVntlrts now core rheumattam. dy
apnlK, kidney trouble, eore eyea and
corni by pulling, filling or otherwise
analtrratlng the teeth. Stomach ie
etallsts relieve tiHithache by treating
the digestion. Headaches have noth
ing to do with the head, except to
snake It hurt; the eat of their opera
tions I In the atomaoh or liver. The
whole body aeema to be merely a sys
tem of Interlocking directorates, the
Philadelphia Ledjrer comments.
Why, then, one Is Inclined to ask. do
We have sieoln lists? If the functions
Of the body, instead of being a system
of such complete entanglements and
Inter-relations from head to foot, were
really divided up Into watertight com
partments, then specialists treatment
would Indeed be indicated. In that
case each specialist would have his
rwn compartment to look after, with
sign upon the membrane which
narks the entrance to his domain,
"Trespassers will be prosecuted." But
what are yon going to do with a body
In which nephritis Is directly caused by
an ulcerated tooth which the dentist
hasn't discovered, and the legs swell
up and become useless because there
la an unlocated Intestinal kink? It
would really -seem that before a man
la fitted to operate as a specialist on
any part of the body he must have
specialized a while over every other
part of It ao that the East side doc
tor's sign, "Speeialiet In All Diseases,"
eed not be regarded aa so absurd
after all. The first qualification of a
good specialist la to ba an all-around
physician.
But at present the dentist has the
advantage over all other specialists.
Give him a chance to pull out every
tooth In your bead and you will be de
livered forever from Brlght's disease,
rheumatism, pleurisy,! liver complaint,
eurltls, pyelitis, and virtually every
other kind of disease. But what will
the dentist do when he has drawn
very body ! teeth T
MUCH DEPENDS ON ONESELF
Good Hard Sans as Applied to An
cient Superstitions Concerning
"Blue Monday."
I happened to find a most entertain
ing old book In the free library a dic
tionary of superstitions. It has three
big volumes, all crammed with the
fears and beliefs of the human race.
Just to sample some of them that ap
ply to Monday, here are a few:
"If things commence to go wrong on
Monday they will go wrong all the
week, but If you have good luck on
Monday yon will keep It up."
"Pay no bills on Monday If you can
kelp It."
(This Is congenial advice and easily
followed.)
"If you meet a cross-eyed person on
Monday you will not have good luck
till Thursday."
"If the sun sets clear Friday night it
will rain before Monday night."
"It Is a bad sign to lose a tooth on
Monday."
(Yes, or a hand or a leg either, I
should say.)
"If you lose your temper three times
On Monday you will have a great fam
ily quarrel."
(This bit of sagacity has an excel
lent chance of being true, one would
think. Still, there may be some men
who could get away with three blow
outs and have no comeback.)
To add our own observation to the
collected wisdom of the ages your
Monday is neither more or less than
what you choose to make It when you
get out of bed In the morning. You
can make It lucky or unlucky If you
wish. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Impressionable Fowls.
Sunshine seems to play an Impor
tant part in the lives of fowls. There
is no doubt that they lay much more
regularly, and appear generally hap
pier, when in the sunlight. The next
best thing to sunshine in thin dull old
country is a light which gives to the
fowls the Impression that the sun is
shining.
Fortunately the fowl Is easily de
ceived, with the result that a great
deal of success has attended the ex
periments of a well-known engineer
who is building fowl-houses with a
material similar to canvas, stained and
Tarnished so that the house Is always
lighted in the daytime with light of a
pleasant golden color. By means of
electric light placed outside, the fowls
can easily he made to think the sun
18 always shining; and so successful
have been the results that a farm Is
being established on these lines.
Ticklish, Isn't It?
Is there a problem which, perhaps, Is
more likely to be answered some day
than this one, which has been pro
pounded to the bewilderment of scien
tists. Suppose a pipe which would permit
of the passage of a man's body were
pierced through the earth from Lon
don to the Antipodes, and a man com
menced to descend by means of a lad
der running the length of the pipe.
Naturally he would descend feet fore
most. On reaching lhe center of the
arth he would, on account of the
revolution and formation of the globe,
presumably be going upwards until he
emerged In the Antipodes.
Query : How can a ladder on which
ane Is descending become a ladder on
which one Is ascending? And bow
could one go tin a ladder - feut fore
most? Next, please !
COUNTRY OF ROLLING HILLS
The Drumllns, Between Syracuse and
Rochester, N. Y Make Exquisite
Bit of Bestiary.
Between Syracuse and Rochester
Ilea a country of hills, known as drmn
llns, which Is one of the most beautiful
and unique bits of scenery In the
eastern United States.
The terra drumlln la an Irish one
and Is applied to low, rolling hills of
glacial origin which exist In that coun
try, and also In parts of New York anil
New England. This section between
Syracuse and Rochester Is the very
heart of the American drumllns.
Most American mountains and hills
were formed by violent disturbances
of the earth's surface, and ihelr rude
origin Is reflected In their ntsgeilnoss.
But lhe drumllns were built by lte
grvat Ice sheet which once covered all
of North America. The materials of
which they are made were pushed to
gether slowly by the crawling glaciers
molded and tamped and smoothed by
the great ice fingers as a child makes
mud plea.
The drumllns look as though they
had been designed by some great In
telligence with a sense if beauty, for
they rise In smooth, gentle curves, like
those of a perfect human body. They
are remarkably uniform In height,
usually a little less than 200 feet, and
so smooth and lenient art their
slopes that many of them are culti
vated to their summits. Some of them
are as round as half an apple, and oth
ers are long welts or rolls.
Scattered among the hills are s num
ber of small lakes and ponds, clear
and pretty, and there Is good fishing in
many of them. The drumllns are a
favorite playground of the people la
Syracuse. Rochester and other nearby
towns, but they are little known be
yond the counties In which they lie.
CHARM OF "MERRIE ENGLAND"
What It Was In the Days of Old Cr.
Still Bs Discerned In Spots
Today.
Of our forefathers, nine out of ten
lived In the rural parts; and the re
mainder, the busiest and the best
tithe of English humanity. In towns
whose darkest lane was never a mile
from the orchards round the town, so
that the recreation of the city dweller
was by the hedgerows and river
banks. . . . The spring and the winter
came unsought Into every man's life,
not as they come today, wayfarers be
wsndered among the housetops, feebly
whispering of unknown thing In far
salubrious lands, but fresh with burst
ing bough or strong In glowing frost.
The thoughts of the "Allegro" and "II
Penseroso" are Indeed the thoughts of
a rare mind, but the most vulgar slave
of custom enjoyed In the dnys of King
Charles the conditions of dully life
which Milton there described; the
sweet Influences of the seasons, had
their effect. . . . Whether they knew
It or not. the Cavaliers drew their
charm from the fields, and the Puri
tans their strength from the earth.
. . . What this old England was can
still be seen and felt In the combes
and on the round hilltops of Somerset
and Devon, in the wooded lands over
which Malvern looks to the west, and
In the broken valleys that lead the
lake mountains down toward the sea.
G. M. Trevelyan.
Prizes for Pl(jmanship.
Every year a pig race is held at
Crone-sur-Marne, In the north of
France, a prize of 2,000 francs being
awarded the lucky rider of the win
ning pig. This race Is held In accord
ance with the terms of the will of a
wealthy tradesman of the village, who
died forty-two years ago.
He ordered that amongst the amuse
ments of the annual fete should be In
cluded a race with pigs, to be ridden
either by men or boys. The prize,
however, was not to be handed to the
winning jockey except on condition
that he wore, deep mourning for the
deceased for two years after the race.
The municipality accepted the eccen
tric bequest, and these singular races
have been held regularly ever since.
Felicity a Necessity.
The presence of a wise population
implies the search for felicity as well
as for food; nor can any population
reach its maximum but through that
wisdom which "rejoices" In the habi
table parts of the earth. The desert
has Its appointed place and work;
the eternal engine, whose beam ig the
earth's axle, whose beat is its year,
and whose breath Is Its ocean will still
divide Imperiously to their desert king
doms bound with unfurrowable rock,
and swept by unarrested sand, their
powers of frost and fire; but the zones
and lands between, habitable, will be
loveliest In habitation. The desire of
the heart is also the light of the eyes,
Ruskin.
Question of Opinion.
The late (Jeneral Booth of the Sal
vation army was conducting a big
meeting which lusted unuRually long,
and toward the close a newspaper re
porter left his seat and gained the
nls i'. General Booth pointed a finger
at him and said :
"Whoever leaves this auditorium
will be damned by God."
The reporter answered: "If I don't
leave this auditorium and hurry back
to my oflice I'll be damned by the city
editor."
"Ood Is above the city editor," re
torted General Booth.
"Yes, I think he is," piously respond
ed the reporter, "but the city editor
doesn't !"
"Meats in Storage"
Every working day of the year
75,000,000 pounds of meat are required
to supply home and export needs and
only 10 per cent of this is exported.
These facts must be kept in mind
when considering the U. S. Bureau of
Markets report that on June 1, 1919,
there were 1,348,000.000 pounds of
meats in cold storage. If the meat in
storage was placed on the market it
would only be 20 days' supply.
. . .
This meat is not artificially withheld
from trade channels to maintain or
advance prices.
Meats in storage consist of
65 per cent (approximate) hams, bacon, ate,
in process of curing. It takes 30 to 90
days in pickle or salt to complete the
process.
10 per cent is frosen pork that is to be cured
later in the year.
6 per cent is lard. This is only four-fifths
of a pound per .capita, and much of it will
have to to to supply European needs.
19 per cent Is frosen beef and lamb, part of
which is owned by the Government and
was intended chiefly for over-seas ship
ment If this were all diverted to domes
tic trade channels, it would be only
lV4 lbs. per capita a 3 days supply.
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Prom this it will be seen that "meats
in storage" represent merely un
finished goods in process of curing and
the working supply necessary to assure
the consumer a steady flow of finished
product
Let us send you a Swift "Dollar".
It will interest you.
Address Swift St Company,
Union Stock Yards, Chicago, HI.
Swift & Company, U. S. A.
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Government?
At thla critical period In our hlatory our manufacturers ara
offering their mil la and our young men are offering their services
to the United States government. Would you like to do your
share and help, by putting your money where It will support the
new Federal Reserve Banking System, which the goTernment
has established to stand buck ( uur commerce, Industry and
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