SAFETY NOW EVEN IN TRAIN WRECKS UNCLE SAM AS MERCHANT PRINCE News Films of the Passing Show G Day Off er rea t30 A Seemingly Impossible Escape From Disaster. TRUTH THAT RIVALS FICTION Derailed by Automatic Switch In Nick f Time Runaway Freight Leaps Into th Air Locomotive Turns Turtla and Engineer and Fireman, Lika Specters, Emerga Unscathed. Marvelous escape from disaster marked a wreck a mile outside of Jo liet, 111., when a runaway freight train was derailed to save other trains along the road. By loss than a minute a Chi cago, Rock Island and Pucitla passen ger train, bound for Chicago, missed the meeting that would have meant death and disaster. The engineer and fireman were buried in the wreckage I of the derailed engine, which over turned. Although it took ten minutes to cut the way to the men with picks and axes, Uiey were found to be with out a scratch. The freight cars, heavily loaded with coal, were thumping down the tracks at considerable speed. John T. Suth erland of Rockdale, 111., was at the throttle. Ilia fireman was Henry Bau eell of Blue Island, 111. At a signal point Sutherland threw on his brakes. They refused to work. Freight Train Becomes Runaway. Down the tracks went the freighter a runaway. Meanwhile the passenger train due at Joliet at 6:10, and ten minutes late, tore along the track. The signals were tip to give her the right of way. The heavy freight runaway recognized no signals. Less than two minutes before the freighter pulled up the San Francisco ; flyer hummed by the scene of the wreck. Sutherland jerked and pulled at the levers in an effort to stop the sad progress. The tracks are guarded by an auto matic switch that provides for such an emergency. A train disregards the second signal, and the automatic switch derails it The derail is sup posed to be Just enough to ease the engine from the track. Cars Leap Into the Air. The freight train, however, was fly ing along at high speed. When It struck the derail it fairly leaped Into the air. It twisted over, and Its wheels pointed to the sky. The coal cars telescoped. The first to arrive got no sight of the engineer and fire man. "Get to work with the axes and picks!" commanded a section boss who happened to be near with a crew. "Get their bodies out.1" The squad attacked the metal and wood pile. Finally from beneath the mass came Sutherland's voice. "Easy there.1" he called. "Don't get careless with the tools. We're all minutes later they were drag ged from their perilous refuge. The steel in turning had formed a roof ver them. Boston policemen have had to quit chewing tobacco ami guiu while ou duty. A!: hough eighty-seven years of age. Melvlu Shaw of Ottslleki, Me., has cut and split sixteen cords of wood. At the recent race meeting at Au teull, France, an Amerlcau woman cre ated a sensation by appearing in a ti ger skin which cost $t,000. While motoring home in New Or leans Dr. C. A. Bohue was attacked by a large hawk which was attracted bv the headlights of the machine. "Smallpox home, but I ain't afraid," said Tommy Flti, eight of 116 Wood ward street Jersey City, N. J. "Go borne!" screamed teacher. What he wanted. No smallpox. Frederick Spreck, Michigan farmer, aged seventy, burned the school where bis foster daughter, aged eighteen, taught so she would return to his home aud give up a suitor living In the neighborhood. TANGO MAY KILL THE AGED. Dangers of the Now Dances Pointed Out by Medical Association. Here Is a medical opinion on the present popular dances sent out by the American Medical association: It seems unnecessary to call attention to the fact that the tango, the various waltzes, the Tnaxixe, etc., are being ardu ously cultivated by callow youth and cal loused old age. The problems created by these dances differ according to the age f the participants. For the young the question of morality is paramount; for the old the possibility of too great a strain en a dilated heart or an arteriosclerotic vessel Is apparent. The physician will do well to caution the stiff jointed, aged pa tient who derives too great a pleasure from those to him potentially harmful amusements. PAY FARMERS MORE TO CUT LIVING COST. GOV. M'GOVERN Also Urges Better Distribution to Re duce Prices Co-operation His Plan. Discussing causes of the blgb cost of living, Governor Francis E. MeGov ern of Wisconsin recently declared that the cityward drift of population constitutes the most menacing tend ency now operative In American life. 'The only way In which the cost of living can be reduced," said he, "is by increasing the supply of the necessa ries of life, and this supply in turn can be kept up only by properly re warding the producer. There is no reason why with better distribution of food products the farmer may not receive more for what be has to sell and the consumer at the same time pay less for what he buys." Governor McGovern said that the producer received much too small a part of what the cousumcr gave. The wide difference between what the pro ducer receives and the consumer pays is, of course, not all unjust profits to the middleman, he asserted. In large part, be said, it represents duplica tion, waste and circumlocution in the handling of food supplies. "But It also Includes ill gotten gains knowingly extorted from both consumers and producers," continued the governor, "because for the time being they are at the mercy of those who deal with them." He suggested that the producers and consumers should form co-operative associations and leagues by means of which they could establish closer re lations with each other. A FIVE CENT HOTEL MANHOOD SUFFRAGE. It's here at last! What? Why, a henpecked husbands' club. New York has blazed the way. Among the charter mem bers are men well known in west side society. Says A. S. Smythe, president and founder of the organization: "It is no slap at our wives, whom we appreciate greatly and love dearly. It is merely to regulate custom in a manner most conducive to mutual hap piness." Here are some of the resolu tions on which the club is founded: That women shall be compelled to have the hooks on their dresses ar ranged alternately. That women shall not have the right to drag their husbands out of cozy homes more than three even ings a week If husbands object That if a husband chooses to go out on any of the evenings set aside as his he is entitled to do so. That husbands shall not be re quired to feed the parrot canary bird, cat dog or monkey. That wives must get up and dress for breakfast. That no wife shall have the right to Interfere with her husband play ing golf, tennis or any other game 'all day Sunday and shall not com plain if he is late to dinner. Next! Real Beds at That Pries, and Msals at From 1 to 5 Cents. Chicago's bread line will be abol ished with the new year. A hotel where real beds can be had for 5 cents a night and where meals will be fur nished at from 1 to 5 cents each will supplant it Charles G. Dawes, former comptrol ler of the currency, who has been the host to the unfortunates in the bread line, Is the founder of the hotel, which will bear the name the Rufus Dawes Memorial. It will represent a father's memorial to a dead son. Connected with the hotel will be free baths and a free employment agency. A large flag similar to the one raised during the battle of Lake Erie by Commodore Terry and bearing the words "Don't give up the ship" will adorn the lobby of the new hotel. "All the men may not understand the his toric part of the motto," said Mr. Dawes, "but every one will catch the spirit of the message." A GOVERNMENT ORCHARD. Panama Canal Commissary to Grow Its Own Fruits. The Canal Record, the official bul letin of the Panama canal commission, announces that the government Is go ing into the fruit and cane raising business on a limited scale. Already the subsistence department of the ca nal government has taken charge of several large estates in the canal zone, the title to tbe lands having passed to the United States through awards' for damages made to the owners by the federal Joint land commission. Tbe land lies along the line of tbe relocated Panama railroad. "The production of sugar cane," says the Canal Record, "will be secondary to tbe growing of tbe most common varieties of tropic fruit It Is planned to go into banana culture on a scale sufficient to meet tbe commissary and hotel requirements, and also to raise an adequate supply of oranges, limes and avocadoes." Buys and Sells Everything That 0n9 Can Think Of. DOWN TO NURSING BOTTLES Big Year For Yellowstone Park. Almost 2,000 more people visited the Yellowstone park, Wyoming, in 1G13 than during the season of 1912, accord ing to tbe report of the superintendent, recently made to Secretary Lane. Tbe tourist travel has Increased 45 per cent since 1900 and was heavier in 1913 than ever before, with the exception of 1909. when the Lewis and Clnrk exposition was held In Portland. Almost Seventeen Thousand Artloles Are Speoified In Schedule of the Gen. tral Supplies Committee, From Which Purchases Are Made by Administra tive Departments. Uncle Sam buys everything under the sun, even to nursing bottles. Proof of this statement Is found In tbe sched ule of the general supplies committee. Stationery and drafting supplies; hardware, metals, cordage and leather and saddlery; dry goods aud wearing apparel; drugs and medicines; chemi cals and reagents; laboratory, hospital appliances and surgical instruments; electrical engineering and plumbing supplies; lumber, mill work, packing boxes and building materials; paints, oil, glass and brushes; furniture and floor coverings; groceries, provisions and ' household supplies; forage, flour and seed; photographic supplies and special equipment; engraving, print ing and lithographic supplies; fuel and Ice; incandescent electric lamps; In candescent gas lamp supplies; motor trucks; typewriting and computing machines; electric service; telephone service. These are tbe general classifications under which nearly every conceivable thing on earth is subllsted. Services Which Can Buy Direot Under the law and regulations all items scheduled by the general sup plies committee, if In any part or quantity needed by any administra tive department or bureau lu Wash ington, must be purchased through the medium of the committee. Only the field services, such as the army, navy, revenue cutter service, postal service, internal revenue service, the various secret services, etc.. are al-: lowed to make purchases direct with-1 out consenting tbe general schedules. 1 Also, if an item is not listed on tbe general schedules, but that seems Im- j possible, an administration depart ment or bureau can get Its own esti mates and make direct purchase. Assistant Secretary of the Treasury Newton Is tn charge of the general supplies. It was in tbe pursuit of in formation to permit him Intelligently to direct these affairs that be delved Into this marvelous dictionary of com merce, which Is given In tbe Washing ton Star. Everything from a needle lo a bay stack is to be found listed In tbe gen eral schedules. Needles, darning and sewing needles, engravers' and lithog raphers' work needles, surgeon's nee dles and other sorts of needles are marked down. Bay? There you And It against tbe cabalistic number 11,018, and there Is nothing to prevent pur chase In haystack bulk. Apparently there la no real estate listed tbe one Item of barter really missing from the list If a person la taken sick there are medicines to cure all the ills that man is belr to. If that doesn't help tbe hospital is available, where all sorts of devices and Instruments and materia medicus are to be found. Coal, wood. Ice and coke are listed. There Is telephone service to be had from the same source. One can buy a typewriter, and for the expert and spe cialist in scientific endeavor, for tbe book lover, for any one at all with a fad or a fancy, the means to satisfy it are available. An Endless List You can bny an adz or ale or other alcohol for beverage or other purpose; alfalfa, an angle Iron, an apple or an apron, bridle, saddle and spurs; arnica or court plaster for wounds; breakfast bacon or a bag; rubber and paper bands, bandanna and cotton and linen handkerchiefs; barley, wheat and oats; a basket or a button or a nursing bot tle or some other sort of bottle, or thodox or unorthodox, for spirit con tainers or chemical experimentation and other varied uses; bromide and benzine, boots and boot blacking, books and blotters, chairs, chalk, car penters' tools; carriages and whips, etc.; chains and chisels, chimneys, chocolate, dishes and dishcloths; cord, crackers, fascinators, fan, flags, flasks, gum shoes, chewing gum, fresh beef and furnaces, hammers and tongs and nails; horseshoes and bose; crowbars and iron and quinine; cameras and lanterns: soap, towels, toothbrushes, wrapping paper and cord; beef liver, milk, mutton and mutton tallow; neck ties and gowns: ointments and un guents, paper and pins; paste, peaches, pens, pepper, pickles, pipes, pots. pumps, rat traps, revolvers and other arms; ribbons and laces; rings, rods, snrsaparllla, sausage, sauces and sau cers: scythes and reapers; shirts and thread; soda, soda crackers; soda water, stamps, straw hats, razot strops, sunflower seed and other seeds: tape and tapioca; tooth extractors, tea, tags, tacks, tin cans, tbgme, torches automobiles and motor trucks; uni forms, varnish, vaseline, china, water colors, wire, yellow pine and zinc, and so on. and so on. 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