Tanssrisl and Marin.
"I noticed a I was coudug into your
hop." remarked the stranger hi the
barlM-r'g chrilr, "thnl four aigu Indi
cated (hnt you were both a tousoriar
and 'murine' artist. Now. what In
thunder do yon mean to convey by
that wont "iiutrlue?"
"I wish to convey. Mb," atiswered
tlie razor wleidor. HiiKlug with an
air of dignity that vvcu I'reeldeut Tuft
seldom ciiminiea "I mean to convey.
Mh. Hint I uai de rbaniplon cipert fob
putting ou de ava fouui, aab. "-Chicago
Newe.
Whtn Woman Veta."
Wnen wumen rota. If womea must.
With all their (rilla and lace.
Of course we must have mirrors placed
About the polling places.
And when tt cornea to Re o'clock
A biscuit ws must toss ber
And serve a cup ot traxrant tea
With lemon In the aaucer.
The poll clerk he must bow pollt
And show no trace ot piaslou.
The bsllot must be cut upon
The very tautst fashion.
j And when down to the potting piece
The fair ones go a-taiMing
vVe really must Implore, dear girls.
That there shall be no "padding."
t lookers Statesman.
The Ruling Spirit.
ITusbitnd (rustling luto the room)
Come out. quick!
Wife-What's the matter?
"The bouse Is on fire, and we will be
burned to death If wt hesitate a mo
ment. Run, run, for your lifer
"Tea. I'll be out in a niluute. I've
got to tidy up the room a little go that
It will look decent whey the firemen
get hero." Modern Society.
A Fisherman Bold.
A fisherman bold from Caiflsb. Town
etretetied th fish talea lilt they went
around.
And the smallcat flsh
Where the waters swish
Was a whale 'tore be got It to the dish.
They tossed him out on the waters dim.
And a whale ria up to swaller him.
But, no, sir-ee,
8ays the whale, says he,
"He'e a mouthful far too big for mef
Atlanta Constitution.
Self Consciousness.
"Is thia silk bat tbe latest style?"
asked tbe man who had been appoint
ed on a receptiou committee.
Tbe very latest," replied the oblig
ing salesman.
"Then 1 don't want It, What I'm
after Is something new enough not to
be shabby aud old enough to look as
If I were used to wearing It." Wash
ington Star.
That Portentous Tail.
Professor Todd, ot much renown.
Explains to calm the tlurry
The comet's tail bends up. not down.
So now we needn't worry.
Of course we know that it ts wrong
With science (bus to haggle.
But lost suppose that tail so long
Should be inclined to waggle!
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Distressing.
Tess Ton see. when the motorcar
struck the curb she was thrown out
Into the rond, and when she picked
herself nn s''p felt Trfn?
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Is the ONLY Consideration in
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That's why discriminating
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Qregonlife preference.
That's why no other life insur
ance company did so large a
business in Oregon in 1 909 as
Oregoiilife
That's why in
is surpassing month by month
its magnificent
year.
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Jena-Graehnu: I should think to!
Toss Tee; she Just knew ber bat
wasnt on straight, and there waa no
mirror at band o the could Ot It
Catholic standard and Time.
Bests Any Sunrise.
Th rooster a crow does very well
As "music" now and then.
But the thing that stands for something
Is the cackle ot the hen.
While the flit may crow th eun ap.
We aren't likely to forget
That a fresh egg served for breakfast
beats the finest eunrtse ye.
-Christ Ian fictenc Monitor.
Forestalled.
Mrs, Tabbyshaw Now, let m bar
Main 1H4.
Central Von cant bate the wire
thia afternoon. Von know It la a two
party line?
Mr. Tabbysbaw-Wbat If It If?
Central Why, the other lady ha
spoken (or tL-St Lou la Poat-Dui patch.
Next Morning.
My desk la dust.
My pea la mat,
My aching head Is sure to bust,
But who wants trust
Or beggar'a crust f
I hate to work, but fear I must!
Buffalo Kxpresa.
Superior Wisdom,
"Why do you consider women supe
rior to men In Intelligence?"
"A. baldheaded man buys hair re
storer by the quart, doesn't be?"
"Er yes.
"Well, a woman doesn't waste ttm
on a bair restorer. She buy hair."
Houston Post.
Cherchex la Femm.
Whea you see a bashful lover .
Blushing crimson In the face
Every time be takea hia watch out
There's a woman tn the ease.
Harvard lampooo.
Cost of Living.
Customer Why do you leave this
long tail on tbe steak when 1 ordered
a short cut porterhouse?
Butcher We've got to make both
ends meat these days. Cleveland
Leader.
Rapid Farming.
The gay suburbanite must rush
The early evening train to catch.
To put ere day has tost Its Rush
Nop piasters on hia garden patch.
Boston Herald.
Incidental Risk.
"About the best way 1 know of kill
ing time ts an automobile trip."
"Yes. hut bow about the trip's other
killings?" Baltimore American.
"Versa Swetn Doyle."
Little mufTs of liners
Shot through second base
Douse a ball team's chance
in the pennant race.
-Nsw fork Matt.
Envelopes.
Envelopes are supposed to be quit
modern, but iu the Birch manuscripts
in the British museum. No. 443a 105,
there Is a letter from Martin Triewald
to Sir II a us Sloane. dated Stockholm.
April 'H. 1705, inclosed In an ordinary
enveloe. which Is oeued out and
mounted at tlieend of th letter.
1910 DrCgODTifC
record of last
life insurance
gonian:
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b lichen Ware
The "l)W Pure Spun Aluminum Ware is rnpi.ily
coming- into uto for cooking purposes. It M takmir
the place of agate and enamel ware because w hile iu
first cost is a tntie more than ordinary ware, it ta
really much cheaper in the King run, as it ta guaran
teed for twenty live years and will l;vot practically
life time.
T!ie jrenuinc "IS!" Ware, made only from pure
SPUN (not rastt Aluminum, will not crack, acale, peel,
break, u-ttrvh or burn.
It look a like silver but wre'cha only about one
quarter as much, ts easily cleaned ami handled, and
will not rust, corroite or tarnish. Absolutely pure,
non-poisonous and wholesome; tuves mono', lira ami
doctor's bills.
V aur om trW ort:na)l ami rfi
Mil war aimpi th 14 liltM
I. Michel, Prineville, Or
BUYING A PUPPY.
Th Tots War Short an Cash, but
Mik Waa Long on Human Feeling.
The children burst into their
mother' room like a twin cvclone.
"Oh, mamma,' the two shouted
in one gasping breath, "what do
yon think? We can get a puppy for
f 1 !" The mother did not seem par
ticularly impressed with this bar
gain in dogtlesh.
"What on earth do you want with
puppy?" she asked. "And what
sort of a puppy is it ?"
"We want to plav with it an' love
it an' teach it to stand on its hind
legs," elucidated the little girl.
Its a yellow puppy! exclaimed
the little bov. "Mike McDonough
down at the carpenter shop's got
em. I here 8 six.
"Well, ask your father," sighed
the mother, turning again to her
sewing. "If he says so 1 haven't
anything to say."
lhe children withdrew for a con
ference. Here was a situation not
to their liking. If mamma had
promised her influence probably
papa would have been easy. Since
she put it up to them this way the
purchase of that puppy was doubt
ful.
"How much money have rou
got?" asked the little boy. The
two were seated gloomily upon the
back steps.
"I ve got 10 cents," said the lit
tle girl, "and mamma owes mo a
quarter for workin' in the garden."
"that ain t money, said her
brother scornfully. "If I had all
the money they owed me for work
in' in the garden an' things I'd be
rich."
"Have vou got any?" asked the
Utile girl. "Any at all?"
I ve got 43 cents in my bank.
said her brother, "but we'd have to
break the bank to get it out."
That 8 half enough to buy a
puppy!" exclaimed the little girl
delightedly. "We'll get the rest
sure.
The two went down to the car
penter shop again to look at the
puppies.
"doing to buy one? asked Jlike
McDonough, grinning.
'If we can get the money, said
the little bov. "We've got 43 cents
and 10 cents. That makes more'n
half."
"Now, here," said Hike McDon
ough, for Mike McDonough was a
kindly soul, "won t your pa buy you
a pup J" The children shook their
heads.
"We're afraid to ask him," they
admitted, "but we got 53 cents, and
pretty soon we'll have some more."
ow, Jiere, said Mike McDon
ough in a burst of human feeling,
"I've got too many pups. There's
a little one in the lot 1 haven t got
room for. .You can just take it
homo."
"For 53 cents?" gasped the chil
dren jovouslr.
"For"53 n'otliin'!" said Mike Mc
Donough. "I'm givin' you a pup.
Come on here; let's get it."
And with a child clutching either
hand the red headed dog owner
made his way toward the stable,
and every step he took carried him
closer to paradise and carried tho
little ones closer to an immediate
heaven, peopled largely by little yel
low pups. Galveston News.
A Queer Tug of War.
In Burma the inhabitants have
a novel form of the sport thnt else
where is commonly called tug of
war. In the Burmese game are
a rain party and a drought party,
which pull one against the other,
the victory of either party being
considered to have immediate re
sults as regards the weather. The
drought party, however, obtains
few victories, for the kind of weath
er it represents is commonly not so
much desired as rain. In the face,
therefore, of a strong public opin
ion the rain party is nearly always
allowed to win, the palpable "rop
ing" in the popular notion being
generally followed by a fertilizing
downpour.
Th 8am Brick.
One day a mother found her
four-year-old Alice playing with a
brick in the parlor. She threw it
out of doors and, turning to the
child, said, "If you bring another
brick into the parlor mother will
whip you."
Shortly afterward she again
a-aaaasaaaawan earn II as J J
4
tound the cmiu playing witti a
brick and, looking at her reprov
ingly, asked, "What did mother toll
you ahont that brick, Alto?'
"Well, this isn't another brick,"
naid the child. "This is the one
had before."
Har Royal Jok.
A story is told aliont a certain
European sovereign who paid a vis
it to England two or three yeur
ago. He attended a bridge part)
one afternoon, and as durknesa be
gan to fall his hostess said to him:
"Sir, if you'll allow me, I'll call for
lights. "I can't distinguish tho king
from tho knave.
HOMES FOR WORKERS.
Novsl Plan of Construction Dsvlsad by
a South American.
I'rofesaor Pierre Roveda, an archi
tect of Buenos Aire, has devised a
special plan for the construction of
whole districts of houses for the work
ing clnswrs, sura the Scientific AnWl
can. Instead of rniplorini; the usual
square block as a ttult. Professor Ro
veda adopts a circle tarring In din me
ter from UK) to VM yards. Tills circle
of ground is suMlvMcil into iiliictj
nlne radial Iota converging to a renter.
The circle U concentrically divided to
form an Interior avenue four jrarda
broad to permit of commtiiiicntiou
with the renter of the circle. Kach av
enue Icu.ls to exlerunl sidewalks and
to longitudinal and transverse streets.
In the center of the circle is a plot of
forty yardt In diameter, where chil
dren may be left to themselves with
out their parents' tare. In charge of n
specially designated peraon. In this
garden a playnwin, a school, a hospi
tal, a fire station and an administra
tion room are to be found.
Naturally this circular plot of ground
will leave four corners free. In each
of these corners Professor Hoveda In
tends to erect four chalets, such as
grocery shops, dairies, haberdasheries
and the like, which are to be conducted
oo a co-operative plan. In each of the
ninety-nine radial plots a working
man's house la to be built on tbe Eng
lish plan. It is argued that tbe circu
lar arrangement will give continuous
sunshine at all hours of the day and
plenty of light and air.
Public Debt of Canada.
Consul Frederick M. Ryder of Iti
mouskl transmits a statement Issued
by the finance department which
shows tbe public debt of the Dominion
to have been at the close of business
on Keb. 2S, 1010. 474,8S1.140 and the
assets $11H,2'J.';.'-1, k'avlug the net
debt WJS.G58,S as compared with
$.1U8,0o4,89 on the snmc date In 1909.
Of the liabilities J97,3.'il.050 was
payable In England auiT fl.898,310 in
Canada. Tbe remainder of tbe lia
bilities are made up of Dominion
notes, savings banks, province ac
counts, trust funds, etc.
Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats.
It orotecta horses and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused by
attacks of insects, and from the irritation
of their bites and stings. There is a
satisfaction in the relief it attords
domestic animals from the scourge of
maddening parasites and flies, besides the
profit in returns. Horses do more work
on less feed and cows yield more and
betteV milk when relieved from the frenzy
incited by constantly fighting a swarm of
voracious, insatiable insects. .
Four sizes, 25c, 5oc; 75c and fi.25.
Ask your merchant for it.
HOYt Chkmicai, Co. Portland, Oregon
Do You Want a Car
Of course you do.
Then buy a
Buick
You will not be disaDDointed.
J. A. MOORE, agent for Red-
mond, Madras and Prineville.
Will demonstrate the car any
time. 5-19
Mission Furnished
Practically new ln -roomed house on two lols, Still 12, on block (ram Main
Street, on beat residence street ol Prineville, 1 inUlnsl in Old Mission 1'tyl and
contains furniture to match. Kin ahad tree, two roomy port'lieeknotl (nw)
chicken bona Mid woodshed, large chicken park.rool cellar, Ice cold water, lor only
$2250
t ISO
Th old huuar anil two Iota t I 9K It)
tTtw Iota alon are worth this now,
a vacant lot nut door Is hltt at
sua air tli one M.)
Th houw waa rebuilt at a oust of 10 i
liunrortuiit ha sine bnn aitttrd
to th vmlu of , ,-, . no
irv n
In Addition to These Facta.
Th boose now contains over m north ol furniture, moat ol it ol lb vert
higheat claaa. which Is being oBertd, all told, lor alvout W0, and practically ail
of it la a good aa new. Thus tl house and (urnllttr are being offered at Uwe
umy c... ,wo jean ago, which
uopreciaiion 01 tne liirnitnr than lor the ris in value ol the property.
J. S. FOX. on botia east ol Commercial Club, telephone at residence, I. 0.
ttox, I, Prineville, Or.
Dr. J. P. Goray
(Licensed physician and surgeon)
Specialist
in ill sea He ot the Eye, Kar, Nose and
Throat.
Graduated Irom Harvard I'nlveraity
Medical School In m. tiradiialed
Irom lb Maraaclitisetts Kya A Kar In
firmary in ISiS. Waa on the medical
stall ol three large Iloaton hospitals.
Mettled In Portland In January, HUH.
Eye
Headache Tumor
Inflammations Croat eye
Four light
Ear
IWiujiw Catarrh
Ringing Id ear
Catarrh
Adenoids
Polypua
Tonfilitis
luHaimiiation
HMdquarters-Priaevill Hotel. Will b
hr thia wank.
Horn Offi,-5l5 Oregonian building,
Portland. Or.
Week-end Excursions
to Lake Odell
Finest trout fishing and sailing in
Central Oregon
Distance from Bend 72 miles
Round. trip rate by Auto $20
Schedule
Leave Bend, Saturday, at 7:00 a.m.
" Roaland, " at 9:30 "
' Crescent " at .....10:30 "
Arrive Lake Odell, " at 12:30 p. m.
Leave Lake Odell, Monday 7:00 a. m.
" Crescent, ' o;oo '
" Roaland, " , 10:00 "
Arrive Bend, ' 12:30 p. m.
Arrangements may be made for cars from
Prineville to connect with the above at $30 for
round trip.
The Merrill-Wilkinson Co.,
Bend, Oregon
Best Material
Finest Workmanship
Modern Methods and
Correct Mechanical
Principles unite in
The Royal
to produce the world's best writing machine, one that
has established a new and higher standard of eflicienoy
and economy The Real Standard of today.
The Best Typewriter
At the Lowest Price
$65.00
Local agent for Central Oregon,
J. S. FOX.
Public Stenographer and
House for Sale
la 110
The rrtmllt liousi ana two lots are
ont'ted at only tattfl 00
mean that no mors la allowed lor lb
Nose
Obatrnrtiou to
breathing
Throat
Catarrh
Standard
Typewriter
bookkeeper, Trineville, Oregon
y. . , ', s ii 'jVtrTm,
1 . - i " - -hi
w. t
: . r
1 m y mm
ti'J Si.' T'1:, I
ltepublican caiuliilate (or the nomi
nation ol Judge ol th Circuit Court In
th Seventh Judical IWlrict, eotuptiatng
the counties o( rook, Waacu ami IIckxI
Uivr. II nominated and clwted, I
will, during my term ol oll'ue, nerforin
the dutiea apiertiuiiig tlioretn to th
beat ol uiy ability, and will holt an ad
journal term el the circuit court In
Oroolt Couitlr every aixty dayi, an ad
loomed term ol the rirutiit court in
U'atco eotiiity every thirty tlaya, and
(he terms ol the circuit mint mill al
ways In twii (or the transaction ol
business in Hood Kuer county, pro
vided, however, no jury will lie rallwl
at adjourned terms unless the busiura
ol the court urgently demands it.
StIV
Samuel W. Stark.
Stub's Place
Ruerenor to IVIIant A llemlrreun
Soft Drinks
and
Cigars
Always giatl losee old Mentis
New ones welcome. Make my
place your headquarters.
D. Quackenbiuh, Prop'r
Motor Gasoline
AT
LONG BROS.
Opposite Poindexter Motel
Notict lor Publication.
Iart input of th Interior.
I'. 8. Ijiii'l Ulhce at The Dulln, tlreitou,
August Itilh, lulu.
Notice is hrrrhy given thnt
Wllimru II. Iiftin.
of I'rincvllls, tlr-Kim, who un January
IMlli, ltl, nisilo lluinc"l.-, No, I
Serial No, :, for SKU, PKi, 8W1,,
and lot 4, Mvlmn 7, towiiKlilp 13 south,
ranir HI eait, Willaiuetlt' Meridian, ha
liltd notice of Intrnliiin to iiiake tinnl tlr
yrar proof, tn emtili.h cliiliu to lh land
aliove dcscrilieil, hefn VS'arrcu llrown,
county clerk at his oilier, nt Prineville,
Uregou, on thallutli day ufHepieiidier. llilo.
t'iaiuiftiit names as wituespf: tieurttc
Turner, Ahlrn It. Kastwood, Ktehard M.
Powell, Kdwartl llcnili y, all of I'rliienille,
Oregon. C. W, .MtMHtK,
a-Hp ' Register.
POLK'S
GAZETTEER
1 ftiiln Mrnrtorr of Mrh f tf.
own sad Vlllnsttl in (Imnn tami
Matstiantftuii, Ktvinsf UrrriptK
HkiHch of eiith lirsiiiiin,
hhlpiiinir FwrUttM u( riitU
fiM Mrvtrr o gtll UtiUavj
mud rrufiraiiun,
B. L. IMU It CO., Ine,
smniikc, n nan.
IV
For Irrigated Farms I
S . m m li!l
and rruit Lands
LtaL.rilJ I KS V A I I F Y 0
WRITE
JONES LAND CO
n t 1 n
neamona, . uregon fii
AAAAAsiA&AAA
. Drop in and See
Champ Smith
OEAIEH IK
Soft Drinks
of all kinds
Imported . and Domestic
Cigars
At tbe old Smith & Cleok
stand, Main street, two
doors south First
L National Bank
W V Vt'C'WW 1
ir
Strayed.
Three horsos one bavmaro. bnlilila.1
star In lace: iron grny tnsro, pinto
white lace, legs and belly; one wliito
gelding, branded M0 on riuht "lionliler,
All have halters on; weigh shout KICO
each. Finder will be rewarded lor in-
lortiaiion or return or the nnimnls.
Address W. V. MiOiillinn lVu,n.,t
1
Oregon. 8-ll-lia ,