WILLING TO DODGE. Do You Want a Car Ths Old Man't Opinion Lot f Thim Nw York PiopU." A trnveler In 'JVniwsm- (uiuo across an Kliiil nejtru wnted In front of III rnliln door ImnUng In tliti sunshine. 'Ho mint liuve lieeii elliljr jrour vt sue. "Omul mortiliiK. uncle," unlit tbv stru titer. "Murnln', mill, iiiornliiV Hit l1 I ttu Hfi-d one, Then In sililed, "lie jdu I ho rvtitloiiinn uer yonder frnin New VoikT Iti'liiK lulil Unit hucIi wus the riiHi', t ho old diirky mild: "l)o you mind telllii' ma soinetlilii' Unit lius liven ImiiIhtIii' my old buhl? I lime tint n' grandson-lie run on tliu rullinoiil Mechano-Thcrapy la a scientific combination of food, circumstance?, idea, water nd motion lor the itimulatio.i of jihysiological action by mechanical and other means for the purpose of establishing a normal condition of the body, I Hood deficiency and blood deterioration in the jibysiologl cal cause o( a long list of con stitutions), functional, nerve, bone and tissu ailments tbat would never have supervened but by its depraved agency, and will ai surely succumb to it restoration to normal condition. To regulate the various func tiona of the body depending upon motion to maintain normal and to correct abnormal conditions it the province of "Man is a MACHINE," therefore mechanical thcra pcitics i s all the more reisonablc. Dr. R. D. Ketchum, Chiropractor and Mcchano-Therapist Roomt 16-17 Adameon . Bldg "Call " Diagnosis free of charge Old age suspended Diseases peculiar to both male and female; youth and maturity ; acute as well as chronic treated with surprising success. Connect yourself with God Mechano-Therapy Chiropractics la a new acience of healing without drugs. It ia baaed upon a correct knowledge of the nervous in tern. , The brain is the propeller of the body, transmitting life' force to the various organs and tissues through the spinal cord and nerves. As a man growa older he growa shorter, bringing abnormal presxure upon these vital nerves, catting eff vitality. So it is with Dis-Ease. So struclur paired. action will be maintained; im- ' munity from Dis-Ease. Hut iwhen life's vital force is ob structed by any structural pres- sure upon nerve, its tisnues be come weakened and disease inhabits. Chiropractic adjusts all mis placements and allows the innate builder to reconstruct. is with Dis-&ase. I long as the anatomical f ure of the body is uniro- I j, normal physiological I "ILL, IOC StTTtKLT stai-ams Ma en rs- n ml ln dune tell inu (lint up tlinr In NVw York you all burn ii youub folka'when lliey die; He Is a oowerful llur, mid I Uou't believe; lihii." .; 'yea," replied tue other, ' Unit la the truth in Home cmie. We call It cremu-' Hon." "Well, you sullenly surprise me.M mild I lid iii'cru, and then lie n limit as, If In deep i.lliillon. Klnnlly tie mild:, "you nil know hiii a KiiplM. t lie-1 llfvu In the rcnurriH lion mid the life1 everhtstln' Hint the eoinlu' of the muip'I 1 tittlirlel and the hlowln' of Hint (rent j horn, and, I.ntvdy me, how am they eviili K'oln' to tlud tlH'iu folks ou that jsiviii inoriilu'T'' :- . It mis too great a timk for ao off Innd answer, mid the suggestion wna lumle I lint the sired one roimult his minister. Acaln the negro felt Into a liniwu utinly. n nd then he rained but liend. and hla eyes twinkled merrily, I and he ssld In a soft voice: . 'Mennln' no iirfeiiN. nh, hut from whnt I hnvp heard nhniit New York 1 kinder rnleerlnte they In a lot of them ' New York (iih that duan' wnnterbej roiicd cm Hint iiiornln'." I'osiuoiiolKan. ' Mniulue. . ! Tim and Ettrnity. j The efforts and strivings of our threescore years are not Hdjintted to the wain of sctciity; they nro adjusted , ti the wiile of liuiiiortiility. Thla life' 1 imt the niK-rn; It la the overture. It j Im not the lunik j It Is the first chapter! of the ImhiU. a man iniiitt bo wakeful to hU eternal destiny If be would know the magnitude of tlilngM.-M. It. .Muirlnoii. v M( V 25,000 Rolls New Wall Paper JUST RECEIVED We are also showing a fine new line just arrived of Mattresses arid Go-Carts A. H. UPPMAN & CO. Marry, Coma Up. ' ' A middle OKed Wcluli market woman vhdied n theiitcr for the Hint time In her life and wan much Interested In the piece, which was foiiuded on Kinsley's "WeKtwnrd IloT ".Marl" sat In a from seat lu one acene nil aetor, representing fainoiia old Admiral John llawklna, came on the xtnuo nnd wralhfully teatllled liKiiluxt "eroukeia," cnuehidlng hla scth with the old fanhluned epithet: "Marry, come up!'' "No, thank en. aurr," snld Marl, rla Iiir III her aent and eourleayluii reapeet fully. "1 will do famous down by here." I'lie nitdleuce nm red, and Marl gat ed about In wonder, tjulet restored, li e actor continued hla vljiuroua tirade HKalimt "croakera," again coiieludlng wlih, "Marry, anenk up, I anyT' "I run ace apleudld by here, aurr; thank eu. aurr," protealed Marl. "1 am 'tdutmcd to go ou the platform." A Good Reason For Siltnca. Lord I'uiirtucy wan once nddreaalng a political lueethig and aiwke Pi fa vor of the much debated deceased wire'a ulster bill. On the coueliiMlon of Lord Court ney's remark i man put the mien I Ion, "If your wife were to die, would you marry her aUteri' ' "i'u answer that t liiuat put another question," replied the dieiiker. "Are ymi married)" ' ' ' The niiiii answered In the antrum live. - "Is your wife present)" She was not. Ylicii mine Ih!" came the telling re tort, and a atorui of nppliiilHe greetinl the reply. Outraged. A traveling phivtioloKlst vlalted a vll liiKe and nil vert Imni a lecture. Uur ln the pei'fornuiiiee he olTered to ex niiiliie any one's bumpa for u dime. A liiiily bhicksinlth's helper Kiild he Would liave his biiiupa examined, and as lie took his place another man whis pered In the phreuoloKist'a ear: "lie's very fond of veal." . At tills hint the phrenologist nodded gratefully, lie then read out the black amlih's bumps, eredltliiK Mini with all rorlM of virtues, and Dually he aald 1 1 u Idiid, positive tone; "Now I come to your diet. Oenta, If there Is one thing In the world our milijcct dotoB ou It In veal. Why" Hut the sentence was never lliilshcd. The blacksmith rose suddenly mid l;noi ked the phrenologist town. "IiliiNt ye!" he roared. "What's It pot to do wtlh you If 1 did steal a cn!fV" . ' ARCTIC PLANT GROWTH. . Eo'ects of Electricity on Vegetation In Polar Regions. IClertrocuIture Is an old ' subject, upon which opinions are still at va riance. Some Investigators have defi nitely rejected the hypothesis that vegetation is affected by atmospheric electricity. On the other hnnd, fro feasor rA'inslroetn of the University of Ilelalngfora, Finland, vigorously sus tains this theory 'and adduces experi mental evidence hi lis support. ' Leui Hlrnem nsserls that when plants cul tivated In tlu iiiihir pkwIomu xuimiui 1. slruetlon by imclnriml frosts they grow far more rapidly and luxuriantly than plants growing lu milder cli mates. Kye. barley and oats especial ly yield very large crops In spite of primitive methods of cultivation with wooden . plows and burrows. The growth of plants dcHnds not only ou the fertility of the soil, but also on the supply of beat, light and moisture. In the polar regions the supply of beat la very small. Th rapid growth of plants In these regions has hitherto been attributed to the continuous day light of two or three mouths In sum mer, but this explnuatlon must be abandoned, since It baa been proved that eveu la those months less heat and light are received from the sun lu the polar reglous than at the lati tude of CO degrees. Lcmstrocm duds several reasons for believing that the caune of rapid growth lu the arctic U to bo found lu th electrical cur rents which Bow between the earth and the atmosphere and produco the phenomena of the aurora boreal la, The pointed leaves of conifers and the barbs of ears of grain facilitate the .tranamUslou of these currents through those plants, and this function sup plies a reason for the exlsteuce of these peculiarities. From a study of the concentric an nunl layers of growth of conifers growing lit various latitudes between the sixtieth and sixty-seventh paral lels Lcmstroem finds that the thick ness of the annual layer varies accord ing to n definite law showing maxima and minium, which Indicate a period of ten or eleven years, coinciding with the period of sou spots nnd auroras. The differences furthermore are great er lu the great tlrs within the arctic circle, at 07 degrees north latitude, thftn In trees growing farther south. This appears to Indicate that the at mospheric electricity of the polar re gions exerts a beneficial effect upon Vegetation. . Lematroeiu has also made experi ments on the effect of electricity pro duced by a Holts machine upon barley, wheat nnd rye growing In pots and lu tho open ground. The results of these experiments appear to - him to give support to his theory of the favorable Inlluence - of electricity upon the growth of plants. Cosmos. Hsd It In For Them. llarvey Naulgan's niother-ln-lnw was taken sick at his house otle night nnd helped herself to n large dose of rat poison, thinking It was painkiller. They had a frightful time with the old lady; She "had ' consumed sufficient poison, the doctor sulil, to kill a dozen persons. Hut she pulled through, "It was a close shave," said the doc tor tho next morning. "She took enough to kill the whole family, but the stuff fortunately must have been In slock for Some time, and nearly nil lis strength was gone." A month later n friend asked Har vey N'anlgan to recommend a reliable druggist to him. "Squills Is a good man. 1 under stand," said the friend. "Know any thing about hliu?" "Well," said Harvey Nanlgnn slow ly,'"! couldn't conscientiously recom mend Rqnllls & Co. to you, old man. They swindled me on son p rat poison once."-Louisville Times. r "1. W. HARPERS Kentucky Whiskey Celebrated for its purity Sought after for its perfect flavor Trusted for its uuchanging fine quality Bernheim Distilling Company Incorporated Louisville, Ky Sold by Silvertooth & Browser Shaniko, Oregon Shire Stallion Stand; arid Formerly owned by the B. S. & L. Co. of Haycreek, Now owned by a com pany of Prineville horsemen. Is at Hamilton Stables For 1910 Season Service, . $10 ; Season, $15 ; 1 Insure, $20. Five or more mares, one owner, $17.50. I n Mario Tempi Keeper. , ,..'4,i! T I - 1 II I I t t ;I1 I ' I H li I I il i I i t il I I i I Llltll ti I III S'll I I I: . 1 S H Til I it i - iv i i: s u n i i i-i i i Yi i i i i i ; 4 !; l J II I! t V 8 1 lid : - mi m ; i is - I f Ll I Jf I I. 'Ill I ,T I '1 i V.t ' IL i 1, r. 'lit ft f y J mfa IB il i Of course you do. Then buy a Buick You will not be disappointed. J. A. MOORE, agent for Red mond, Madras and Prineville. Will demonstrste the car any time. 5-19 J. S. FOX PuL'ic Stenographer and Book Keeper Has Jloveil H;s Office to On. Door North of Crook County B.r.k la B. k.p HII Building All kind of Stenographic snd C'lerii-sl Work done in Hatitfscturjr manner at Reasonable Rates. Agent f ir Smith Premier $100. and Royal $55 Typewriters r t- j r m j rur urigaiea rarms and Fruit Lands IN THI i DESCHUTES VALLEY WRITE y jnNF; i and rn Wi Redmond, Orefon m m mmmmmm mmmm m Suits With Character J Tnose " touches of tailoring " that give character to a suit or coat, are what every . - woman wants. Q La Vogue garments excell in this particular. " Q Our styles are full of clever bits of tail oring here and theJe, adding much to the appearance of the suit and giving an individu ality to each style. J Quality is there in every stitch md seam and line of the garment. They fitjwith a graceful ease that makes you feel comfortable at once. J Come in and try them on. No trouble to us. Buy only if they please you. Clifton & Cornett, PRINEVILLE, OREGON 1 ndbrelrrigCTasnJsrAsij-glrftiaSza 1 .TI ft IK SECOND - HAND nro: All Kinds of Goods . Bought and Sold C. L. V. Marker Dillon Building. r Drop V9, in and See jCharap DEALER 13 Smith? Soft Drinks of all kinds ROBT. SMITH'S Prices that You Will Find Right After Considering Quality GENERAL MERCHANDISE SISTERS OREGON Imported and Domestic Cigars At the old Smith & Cleek 3 stand, Main street, two doors south First 4 National Bank I'ie Fruit per can 20c Royal Club Blackberries.. .: 30c " " Pears or Peaches 30c " " Royal Ann Cherries 35c " " Seeded UalsIusS pkR 25c " " Currants 2 pkgs tor 25c Fountain Canned Goods 25c 3 lb can Pork aud Beans 35c 3 lb can Cleveland Bkg Powder $1.00 3 lb Soda 25c Quaker Corn Flakes 2 pkgs tor... 25c Large Raisins per lb 11c Seedles Raisins per lb 11V Qood Dried Peaches per lb 12!,c Rice 13 lbs for $1.00 Qood Corn or Tomatoes per can 15c 2 lb can Sweet Potatoes , 20c 5 bars Laundry soap 25c Small White Beans per lb 8c Blankets from $1.50 to $6.75 Men's Fancy Balbriggnii Under wear 75c Men's fine Derby Ribbed Under ware 50c Calico 14 yards $1 00 Red Star Gingham 9 to i2!4c Linen Towling 20e Men's Hats from $1.50 up Stetsons 5.00 Royal Cuinook Shoes from - $4.30 to $6.75 Men's Solid work Shoes.., $3.00 Ladies Shoes' shoes from $1.50 to $4.00 Sueslne Silk 50e A fine line of Men's Work nnd Dress Shirts i!0e to $2.50 Men's Ladles' and Children's Hosiery Irom 7c to 60c !i LTJTVEBEilR, i Shingles, Mouldings, Windows, Doors, Glasses, Etc. Etc., Etc. SHIPP & PERRY PRINEVILLE, OREGON THE HAMILTON STABLES J. H. WIGLE, Proprietor prineville; Oregon - Stock boarded by the day, week or month at Reasonable rates. Remember us when in Prineville. Rates Reasonable. We have Fine Livery Rigs For Rent Notice for Publication. . Department of the Interior. V. S. Land Office at The Dalles. Oregon. June 8th 1910. Notice is hereby given that Robert L. Kitching, of Prineville. Oregon, who, on November 25th. W4, ami additional, January 314. 1910, made homestead, (Serial Nos. and 059,50,) No. I for He'i, 8c. ft an.) 8ee. 8. towntihip IH south, raoee h)e;i.it. Willamette Meridian, ha Hied notice c intfntion to make (.,.'. h-yoit proof, lo establish claim to the hind above describ ed, before Warren Hrown, county clerk at his oltice, at Prineville, Oregon, on the 19th clay of July, MU. Claimant names as witnesses: John Dag:istini. Joaijuin Oerardo, (. Edward Smith, Liily Wilson, all of Prineville, Ore gon. 0. W. MOORE, U-lGp Eegiuter. Notice for Publication. Di partment of the Interior, U.S. Land Office at The DuMes, Oregon, June 6th 1910. Notice is hereby given that James A. (irithn, of Powell Butte, Oregon, who, on July 8th, ' n4, made homestead, (Serial No. ((fiio.) No. 13t39. for SW)4. section 22, townsli p Hi sjuth, range 14 east, Willamette Meridian, 'is filed notice of intention to make limit five-year proof, to e tablish claim to the land above described, before Warren Urjwn, county clerk at his office, at Prine. ville, Oregon, on the 20th day of July, 1910. Claimant names as witnesses: Kicliurd Mever, Carl O. Brix, of Prineville, Oreuon. Charles H. Foster, Elanson A Busset. of Powell Butte, Oregon. e-liip. C. W. MOORE, Register. Music Lessons. Mrs, J. 8. Fox. M. E. Chureh organist, would like to take a few pupils fur the organ or piano; Muny years successful experience In teaching. Thorough, practical methods. Terms reasonable. Two lessons a week. One bouse east of Commercial Club. They are Here The New MITCHELL and REO Cars Call and see them before buying else where, as we can come nearer giving you your moneys worth than any other agency. Both machines run as smooth as silk and the way they eat these hills i s a caution. Hodson & Smith PRINEVILLE, OR.