Spring Humors of the Blood Come to a large majority of people. Probably 75 per cent, of. these are cared every year by Ilood's Sarsapa rilla, and we hope by this advertise ment to get the other 35 per cent, to take this great Spring Medicine. It wiU sharpen your appetite, cure all stomach troubles, relieve that tired feeling. Its strength, as a blood purifier is demonstrated by its marvelous cures of Scrofula Salt Rheum Scald Head Boils, Pimple All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Malaria, Etc All of which are prevalent now. HOOD'S Sarsaparilla Will do you a wonderful amount of good. lie sure to get Ilood's. Prince to Stick Type. Like all the male members of the royal house of Germany, the crown prince is about to learn a trade, which will probably be that of a compositor. Aae. A auarrel recently occurred be tween two maiden ladies. Said th younger one: "I wonder if I shall lose my locks. too. when I ret your are ? The Olde? One You will be lucky If you do. Tit-Bits. TO CI KK A COLD ITT ONI DAT TTake laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Irucgista refund the money if it tails to cure. K. W. tsrove s signature isou wn no. sov. Relative. Once upon a time a certain Person wrote wisdom. "What a fool!" said the World. Then the Person wrote folly exclu sively. "Wise guy!" said the World. This fable teaches that wisdom and unwisdom are purely relative terms. Cant Take the Medicine. Botbs Laughter is a cure for in digestion. Dobbs But a man cant laugh when he has dyspepsia. Baltimore Amer ican. Br tatlr.r OARFIFtD TEA, the denser o! contracting la srip s lessened, for the st stem is c.esiised. the blood purified awl the d:cestioti perfected by ihi great herb cure. Germany's New Navy. The German naval programme, which according to the original an nouncement, was not to be completed nntil 1916, is now, it sems. to be finished by 1906. In that year Ger many will have at least 40 ships. 20 large cruisers and 28 small cruis ers. II n Tom Ray I.k get Carter's ami you will pet the best every time. '-Inklings" free. Carter's ink Cu., Buying Land in Sweden. In Sweden tcey have a land . rancemeat of this kind: the forme will give a tenant so many acres of ground, provided tne tenant will give him so many days labor for so many years, the labor to be paid as wanted Tfa. fl-t laeanlptio for alalartSh Chills and Fever is bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine fc a tasteless form. No I lire. No I-T. Price we The Caspian Sea. The Caspian sea is literally a great depression in the surface of the earth. It is $4 feet below the regular sea leveL Besides this, its waters haTe very little salt in them, being almost fresh. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular interest ts Thrcahcrtnca Fanners. Bnssell Co., of Portland, Ore., the largest nealera In machinery on the Pj.rifir Coxst, have just issued at con cineral.le expense a seat and veiy com plete account book for np-to-dati thresbeimcn, etc. The books are tor free distribution, and all people who want them f boo Id write immediately to Bussell A Co., Portland. Ore. Police Hard to Dismiss. A New York police commissioner declared that it was easier to hang a man for murder there than to dismiss a policeman. "Last year," he said, "the board had to pay out (130.000 in back salaries to men who had been reinstated by the courts. PTQ PanuBwTttlr Con. 5e fits or inTtBow I I eftr Brr aw.-f Iw tvli'rwi Nre BMtcwvr. IVtmI fur Fit E V. i.OtrLai vrl trenJ- fcf. ti IsUHLUd-lOl AXb. FYiltAr.fl.isV A nti-A utomo bile Law. Denver has an ordinance which pro hl bi ts opera tin g an automob ile at a speed greater than six miles an hoar, and employs a mounted policeman to enforce it. t Catarrh has become snch a common disease that a person entirely free from mis cLisgnsting complaint is seldom met with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh a simple inflammation of the nose and throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and very dangerous disease ; if not at first, it Very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated b' the fool secretions, and the poison throu-f the general circulation is carried to all parts of the system. Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis factory and disappointing, because they do not reach the seat of the trouble. &. a. a. rinf It rlfanv the blood of the coison and eliminates from the system all catar rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly and permanently the worst cases. Mr. T. A. Williams, a leadta.? drv-coods mer chant of Spartanburg. 8. C-, writes : ' For rears naa cvTe erase oi nasal Catarrh, with all fche di Merer able effects which belong to that disease, B a which snake life minful and voendursble. I used tnedfcnnes prescribed by leadisf; physicians and suggested Dy numbers of friends, but without getting any better. I then began to take 8. S. 6. It had ,'tie desired bottle. In my opinion S. 8. H. is the only medi cine bow in use that will e fleet a permanent cure of Catarrh. U the only purely veg etable blood purifier known, and the great est of all blood medi cines and tonics. If yon have Catarrh don't wait until it becomes deep-seated and chronic, but be- in at once the use of fa. fa. fa., and send or our book on Blood and Skin Diseases smd write our physicians about your case. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO- ATLANTA, fiA. Y Sjllurls UHLut All ls iu ftf Best Cough sjrup. Tastes Good, use Fl J 'iassj s'g1! "fjT HEIl WEIGHT IN GOLD. BIQ RANSOM PAID A BRIGAND. MEXICAN He Had Stolen the Tutor ot a Man' Children and the Sweetheart of His Son A Romance of tLe Mountains. From the mountains of Mexico comes a story that reads more like a romance of medieval times than a uarratiou of occurrences lu modern lie. Indeed it hoisiiv GMma itoKKflile that eveu m Mexico such an event could occur, uiie hundred and twenty pounds of gold and alongside it 120 pounds of girl! The gold ransomed the girl and tue son ot the man who paid the ransom now is the husband of the glrL Among the last lingering bandits of Mexico Lulgi Cortinas still holds place, his abode, If it may be so called, being the mountains of Western Chihuahua, whereoffsboots off the Sierra Madres cut away from the maiu range by the Gulf of California afford him a hiding place. The rurales have not yet found him, nor is it likely they will, for Cortinas has just retired from 'business' with the proceeds of his new venture, esti mated at f-10,000. It is an Ideal bandit story. Senor Poyerlma, grown rich by his mines, realised, when no longer young, that , bis children's education was de fective. His friend. La France, sug gested that he send for Lorena Jarrett. his niece, and make her the tntor of his children. Lorena lived in Texas. She was sent for and came quickly. She became more than a tutor to the chil dren. The son saw In her much to ad mire. They became lovers. Frequently they rode out together into the moun tains. It was on one of these joyous, free rides that the shadow of Cortina fell upon them. It happened that Miss Jarrett and young Poyerima were riding along In the foot hills, drinking In the scenery and stimulated by the wine-like atmos phere of autumn, when two men step- BRIGANDS ORDERED ped from the wood, anil pointing tbeir rifles at them ordered them to dis mount. Of course they complied. In fact re sistance was Impossible, and they offer ed none. The bandits tied the hands or their captives behind them and ordered tbem to move on. The orders were not delivered In mont choice lanmiace. but there was no misunderstanding tbem. leir horses were ridden by their cap tors: and so they slowly clambered the steep, narrow trail in the hills. At last tbey reached a spot that seemed to snit the views of their cap tors for a stopping place. The camp ing was brief and simple. They were ordered to sit down on the ground. Tbey complied. The captors then went to playing cards, not for amusement, bot to divide tbe spoils. The winner was to have the girl la mochacha and the loser must content himself with the boy. It be came evident before they bad played very many minutes that neither of tbem Wanted the boy. and that which ever got him would lose no time In shooting blm. While the game was still In prepress. amid much cursing as luck seemed to vibrate from one side to another and then back, a tall, typical Mexican strode Into the recess and looked on. lie seemed oblivious to the presence of the two captives, but very much Inter ested In the game. But, seeing no stakes, which In Mexico are always kept In sight, be Inquired what the game was for. When the two players had replied the tall Mexican with tbe mustache strode over to where the two captives were crouched, and asked tbem who tbey were. The very Instant young Poyer ima had made known bis Identity he remarked: "I am CortinaT His name was sufficient. Young Poy erima practically felt his doom sealed. But Cortina continued: "I know yonr father well. We were muleteers together In ' old dnys be fore be grew rich, and be knows me. He knows my word is perfectly good, and you need have no fear If you will follow my directions. Come with me!" lie took the young man aside and then told him his plans. They were simple and brief. In short, Cortina remarked that he was anxious to abandon bis career as a brigand, but must have money enough to live as a gentleman should. He then told young Poyerima to go to his father and tell blm that be could ransom the girl on paying her weight in gold which," continued Cortina, "is cheap, as she Is not very heavy." There was an agreement as to a place and time for meeting, and young Poy erima rode away with his own horse, leaving Miss Jarrett to wonder what fate had In store for her. Young Poyerima lost no time In hur rying borne. He speedily acquainted bis rather with the facts. Ordering the pack animals to tbe front of the haci enda, he loaded two of them with sacks of gold, partly In bnrs and partly In coin, and, the son leading the way, the party set out to tbe hills to keep Cor tina's appointment, lteachlng there, they found that a scale bad been made by balancing a pole over the bough of a tree, and at one end a hoop ot leather if llil thongs showed wht -re the young ffoia 'n, who was to ln the weight, should sit. Attheotlier nn i-pen-tmnitheil si U linn. ready to receive Poveiimus gold. Miss Jarrett was brought from the woods and placed in the sent. She al most fainted with fear, for she knew nothing of the strange ceremony in which she was taking part, although the presence of the Poyenmns. father and son. reasurred her. Hut slip real Ixed her nosltion when the peons began pouring the g.ihl Into the sack. Just as the pole tipped Cortina step ped forward. "Not another peso:" he called out. grandiloquently. "I said her weight In gold, and that is enough." men she was given Into the care of royerima. while Cortina, with many flourishes and bows am) a lios, followed his men back into the woods. There was a wedding soon after, as might be expected. Mrs. Poyerima lives with her young husband at the marble quarry in Texas. Just ncross the line, and tells the story only when the neighbors press her to. But the Mex icans call her "La sposa del oro" the wife of gold. THOSE TERRIBLE EYES. Senator Casa tonlj Annihilate Ma with a Liok. Giant heads, bodies and brains were Webster aud Cass. All the strength of New Hampshire granite was concen trated in those two sous. To look upon , them made the ordinary man feel j small. One removed to Massachusetts, j the other to Michigan, and never were two states more highly honored. When these men met In the United States : senate they were the cynosure, of all j eyes, for they were as imposing as Mount Washington, uuder whose j shadow they were reared. Wonderful J eyes they possessed, and men have been j known to shiver with dread when one j or the other allowed his glance to fall upon them. Cass could look through a stranger In a way to make his brain burn and his knees knock together. One searching stare seemed to destroy all mentality and All the victim with par alytic emotions. THEM TO DISMOUNT. Tbe otner day 1 sti w a man stap Sena tor Hanna on the back, cry "Hello, senator:" and receive a pleasant salute In reply. No man dared take liberties with Cass. In lSt tbe proprietor of tbe National hotel in Washington was a man who so ch.sely resembled the great senator from Michigan that he was often mistaken for him. An old friend, returning from a journey, entered the lobby, and. swing htm leaning against the desk. sliped up b bind ami bit blm a terrific whack on the shoulder, saying cheerily and simultaneously. Hello, old man: here I am. back again! How are you?" Senator Cass straight ened np bis six feet three, ami. turning uKn the assailant, his terrible blood sbotten eyes aluiost annihilated bim with a look. Not a word was spoken. That look was ample. The stranger was so "rattled" that be could not even apologize, but slunk dejectedly out of the hotel. I-ater In the day. when congress was supposed to be in session, the stranger returned to the hotel to shake bauds with tbe proprietor and tell him all about the Cass Incident. Walking bravely up he laid bis band flown on his friend's shoulder, and without wait ing for a greeting, surprised him with: "See here, old fellow, you got me In a deuceof a scrapetbis morning. Why yoti know I took old Cass for you: slapped him on the back, nearly taking off a shoulder, and the old fool looked at me as if be wanted to commit murder. The darned old lunatic why doesn't be stay out of here? He knows " Again the great senator from Mlchlgnn straight ened up his six feet three, ngniii be turned bis blood shotteii eyes, again he looked and again the victim fled. Two mistnkes of tlint kind In one day. New York Press. Was Too Literal by Far. Colonel Pew tells a story of tbe Tenth regular Infantry tlint Is pretty good. One night In Cuba one of the sentries was a raw recruit from tbe green Isle and the otlicer of the day, on his rounds, was challenged by hliu. "Who goes there'" "Otlicer of the day." Not a move on the pnrt of the sentry and the oflieer of the day stepped for ward and again was greeted by "Who goes there?" and be again replied In the snme way. Not a move on the part of the sentry, but the otlicer of the day beard an ominous click. "What are your orders, anyway?" be asked. "Challenge three times, then fire," was the laconic and Hclf-satistled answer, and the otlicer of the day's hat was raised on bis hair as be realized how near he wns to being peppered by the sentry. The latter was given a feav Instructions before he went on sentry duty again. In China. First "Statesman Then we hnve agreed to the demands of the powers? Second Statesman Yes. The next question Is how shall we avoid comply ing with them? Puck. There Is great sympathy for an Atchi son woman. It Is tigured that by the time her period of mourning is over, and she can entertain, nil her doylies will be out of style. Cost of Paris Police. . The cost of the police force of Paris grows steadily year by year. In 1872 it was $4,041,725 of which $2,237,300 was paid by the city and the rest by the government: Jn 1885, $4,901,300; in 16..., $6,448,170. Easy. "Ah! yes," sighed the lovelorn youtn. "I'm passionately In love with Miss Van Fickel. I wonder If I will ever succeed in winning her affec tions?" . "Why not?" replied his cousin Helen. "I know of at least half a dozen other men who have." Phil adelphia Press. A Strong Man' Secret. One of the strongest men recently stated that the secret of hia wonderful power was perfect digestion. Hosterter's Btoniach Kilters makes digestion perfect, and cures nil complaints arising front a week stom ach, audi as indigestion, biliousness and all liver and kidney ailments. Asa blood tmriiier and nerve tonio it Is marvelous. It is recoiii mended by physicians, and sold hv every druggist in the country. Try it also for'malnria fever, and ague. Young Lady Bell Ringers. Six young ladies have learned the art of bell ringing In the village of Bradfleld, England. They "rang In" 1901 at the church. And Brings You Nothing but a Bill. Friend What Is hope? Poet It is something that wakes you up at 4 o'clock in the morning when the postman doesn t come around till 10. Syracuse Herald. This signature is ot every box ot the tannine Laxative urcmo-yuinine Tablet. Uia remedy that est reel a row 1st M stay Profits of a Convict Mine. The Tennessee convict coal mln Is pnyiuK lusiuuuuu. iu3 iiuuio " i lust six ill n 1 1 l ii o siu auiuuiik w man siuu.uuu. rOR STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWILS. Indigestion Is effecluallT cured lv Mi? original HERB medicine. OAR. K1KI.II TKA, which causes a normal action of ths digestive organs. Strike a Success. Cahill Was the strike a success? Cassidv It was. After being out six weeks we succeeded In glttin' back our jobs. Puck. IN BED M YEARS DECLARED A HOPELESS ISTAHD BI LEARSED PHYSICIAIS. Restored to Perfve Haalth and Btraagtn by Dr. Williams Pink Pills for al People. A Most Wonderrnl Car. rxm Okt Prsss, tfraarf Bapid. JTicA. Of the many remarkable cases which have recently occupied the at tention of the medical world and of the public at large, none more strlk ingiv illustrates the wonderful power of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People than the recovery of Mrs. Jennie Tuttle. who. after two years' confinement to her bed. was restored to perfect health and strength. Mrs. Tuttle. who lives at the corner of Ful ton and Market streets. Grand Rapids. Mich., tells the following story: "I had been fiat on my back In bed for two years and the doctors had given me up as a hopeless case. They bad resorted to every remedy known lo the profession and bad even sub jected me to the tortures ot live sur gical operations. My trouble was due o change of life and I grew weaker tnd weaker until I became helpless tnd unable to leave my bed. A nurse inci four physicians attended me. "One box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People gave me great relief and after using them for three months I was a well woman, having been able to leave my bed the sixth week after commencing the treat ment. 1 can state that the cure was complete and permanent as it Is now three years since 1 used them. "I have recommended the pills to several of my relatives. My mother-ln-'aw- wbo is 72 years old. took them for eneral debility, and they soon pro jced a very marked Improvement In er condition. I wish that the housands of women who are afflicted .is 1 have been may know of this rem edy which has saved my life and iven me health and strength." Signed. MrlS. JENNIE TUTTLE. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 2nd day of August. 1900. U. F. BAR ENDS EN. Seal Notary Public. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price. 50 cents a box. or six boxes for 12.50. by addressing Dr. Williams Med icine Co.. Schenectady. N. Y. The Doctor's Order. Mother (an invalid) Johnny, don't you think I ought to punish you for being so bad? Johnny (aged 5) No mamma. You know the doctor said you was not to Indulge in any violent exercise. In Mourning. Butcher 1-eg o' Mutton? Yes'm. Mrs. Ie Rigeur And let It be off a black sheep. If you please. We're in mourning, you know. Philadelphia Record. Acgetable Preparation For As similating itic Food and Rcj? uia -ling the Stomachs and Dow is of Promotes DigcslionJCheerru ness and Rest .Contains neilher Opium. Morphine nor Mineral. 'ot Narcotic. ftwAulu .Wsr ritiur .Cams' rAjs,-i Apcrfecl Rnmedy forConslinn lion. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvensh ncss and LOSS OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signnlure of NEW YOUK. exact copy or wrapper. sW- (jiyjjl I mm ssssassrpsWi a iii i 'A VERY PROMINENT MAN Owes Health and Happiness to Pe-ru-na. Congressman Howard from Alabama. Washington, Feb. 4th, 1899. Pe-ru-na Drug M f'g Co., Columbus, O.: Gentlemen I have taken Pe-ru-na now for two weeKa, and find I am very much relieved. I feel that my cure will be permanent. I have also taken it for la grippe, and I take pleasure In recommending Pe-ru-na as an excellent remedy to all fellow sufferers. Very respectfully, M. W. Howard. Congressman Howard's home ad dress Is Fort Payne, Ala. Any man wbo wishes perfect health must be entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh Is well-nigh universal; almost omnipresent, e-ru-na Is the only ab solute safeguard known. A cold Is the beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds, to cure coids, is to cheat catarrh out of its victims. Address Dr.Hart- man. Columbus, O., for a free catarrh foook. An Old Fort in Florida. The oldest fort in America is at St. Augustine, Fla. It was built by the Spanish over three centuries ago. It was for a long time used as a prison. Right Up With the Crowd. "Oh. yes, they're getting on." "How do you mean?" "They're keeping up with the world they're not living In the dead past they call tbelr bired girl 'the maid. Chicago Times-Herald. - aTfoisst tfm Oomph swssf ssssesta crr rfts cswev. Laxative Dmrnouuinlne Tablets rnre a cold to onelay. Kocure, Ho fay. Price 26 cents. Fatal Candor. Suitor Yea, sir, I assure you I would be glad to marry your daugh ter, even it she were poor as a churebmouse. Mr. Moneybags That settles you! I don't want a fool In my family. Philadelphia Press. Caused Reduction in Arrests. The fee system for arrests In Jack son county. Missouri, was abolished a year ago. The number of arrests since that time haa considerably decreased. FAIRBANKS, MORSE & CO. L ... . 1 i MACHINERY, FARM NOTHING BETTER MADE Tea can't mass a mistake II yon get t ..Mitchell.. Mitchell, Lecuis & Staver Co, PORTLAND. ORECON, For Infanta and Children. The Kind Ycu Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years AST t wmmnt, mkw voaa ITT. p"as5pF gj. isv asWsr " r . Change of Name. Mrs. Greene I suppose the Chit lings are awfully stuck up since they got that money from Mrs. Chitllng's uncle? Mrs. Gray Not so much as one might have supposed; but I notice that when they have mincemeat on the table they call It croquettes; it used to be plain hash. Boston Transcript. After the Consultation. Patient Now, doctor, what's the matter with me, anyway? The Head Consulting Physician My dear, sir, do you suppose that If we knew what was the matter with you, we would have decided to hold a post-mortem f Harper's Bazar. Cul Bono? "They say that Old Gotrox is barely able to write his name." "Now. that shows the Injustice of things. Here I could write my-name to a check with the greatest ease; but what's the use?" Indianapolis Press. Plies of rain. Many kind of piles itching, bleeding all painful, terrible tortures, but all are quickly cured by Cascarats Caudy Cathartic. Ail drug gists, 10c, 2."c 0c. Quick Exit. "Mr. Lew told me that he was a Yale man. Do you know what class he was graduated from?". , "From the sophomore class." Har lem Life. It Sometimes Happens. "Curses on him!" growled the hard worked humorist. "Curses on him! His wife gave him a letter to mall, and he mailed It!" Gnashing his teeth and otherwise comporting himself with rage, the h. h. continued to - hurl anathemas at the man who spoiled the joke. Bal timore American. He Was Emphatic. "I am informed that your husband is a professor of language, and I called to find out what hia terms are." "Well, when he's excited, they are unfit for publication." Richmond Dispatch. A Hopeless Case. "It's no use; Chumlelgh never will have sense." "Why? What has he done now?" "Pajd me $10 be owed me right in front of my tailor." Her Definition. "What is your definition of satire?" "Satire," said Miss Cayenne, "is something that compels you to laugh against your will in order to let it appear that you are not angry." Washington Star. New Industry In Australia. The culture of the olive has recently been introduced into South Australia and Victoria, and good crops ot fruit are now being obtained, yielding an ex cellent oil. The industry bids fair to become an Important one. Her Pointed View. Chappie (blase) Don't you think society is an empty thing? Miss Fuller I think there are lots ot empty things in society. Smart Set- H. f. GASOLINE ENGINE Pumps Water, Saws Wood, Grinds Feed, and costs two cents an hour to run. Get foil particulars from 310 Market Street, San Francisco. Cal. ; First and Stark Sts., Portland, Or.; Los Angeles, Cal. IMPLEMENTS, Etc. IT LEADS THEM ALL "Cyclone" Thresher The If You Buy a New Thresher, Engine, HORSE POWER OR SAW MILL You of Course Want the Best. Write for Catalogue and Prices. RUSSELL & CO., PORTLAND, OREGON MONEY FOR SOLDIERS' -HEIRS- llirsof t'nton Soldiers who homstearivd less list li'a srr, s tefor June SZ, (uo instter it sb,.n o:ih1, should suitress HKNKT N. t OPr, Washington, l. C WHOLE GARDEN For 14c. Wawlata to trsUn this rear VO.OOa new CilsvJoliwrB. nn noucv uuw .tW. Rfnnr' 'lm Blood TowMo.. l&e m Hun1. .sorlM Onion...... 10c KmermlJ liin Cuciimfsir.... 10c (IIT tittrden Bewt.. ............ too - 13 lW Ktllh 10O s Lir,,M Msvrket LaffttOM.... l&o kJotfsvufc Flower Sada.... .. lc Vrth !. tow 14 ceat. L00 We will mall you this ntlr W.OO'a worth of tplvndld ed noTltl fre. tCther with our larfre llluntrmted Flavnt and Ha uan ojru on rrrwi of thu p4 14 la poatatf Ckslo 4mom4 . Potatoes at l' per barrel and np" Catalogue alone. 6 oenta, 1 JOHN a. ttinn StEP C0.,ltCrptH,W1 FAT FOLKS REDUCED from 16 to tf lbs. per month by a barm less treatment. Tbouwnfli cured. Mrs. M. A. MarCrone, 431 liawley St., Koohesier. M. T-, writes: "Four years ago 1 was reduced 4M pounds by your Talu abla treatment. Mr experience as Trained Nurse has taught me the dangers of Patty lteirenaratlnn Have not gained." Patients treated by mall otiundenitaUv. l"or partton.arsaddress.witD. tamp. IIH.P.CVNYUEB, 13U Iiimic T-mpl..Uieigo,Ui POULTRY NETTING. Buy from the manufacturer. Price in full rolls 2 feet wide, 10 feet long f l.ftS 5 " 2.47 4 " - 3.30 6 " 4.12 A All Kinds of Wire and Iron Work. PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS 149 Front St., Portland. Oregon. IF! CLA1MaNTS FOR OCJXIC1 TTXJ fMts to NATHAN BI' KFOH0. Washington. D. C. they will re ceive Quick renlies. B. Mh N. H. Vols. Stall 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims Bince 1878. CUTLER'S CERBOUTE of IODINE A guaranteed Can for Catania and Conramption. fl.oo. D Look Box 146, W. H. SMITH I GO- Buffalo. N.Y., Prop's N. P. N. D. no. ia iboi. w HKsr wrlkJ is a t .lvrtlrs pi. Burns savxa papas-. m Science m S- aW invention An electric railroad between Rome and Naples is proposed, tbe line being 133 miles long. Tbe idea Is to furnish fast trains, with frequent service. The late Professor Marsh, of Yale, be queathed his house and grounds for a botanical garden. They are to be made the home of the newly created school of forestry. Prof. C- H. Elgenmann has discov ered a new type of cave salamander, an active creature about four Inches long, witb protruding eyes and a tail longer than its body, speckled brown aud yel low, and tbe peculiar formation of Its feet enables It to climb vertical walls of glass and even move like a fly across tbe celling. Attention Is called by tbe London Lancet to tbe fact tbat canned toma toes are now being extensively colored, in order to make tbem look attractive and as if made from ripe fruit. Among the colors so "employed are coal-tar col ors and cochineal. Tbe subject of arti ficial coloring and preservation of food Is now receiving great attention in England. In tbe new process of welding invent ed by Dr. Uoldscbmldt, of Essen, a com pound called "thermit," made of alu minum and certain metallic oxides, is employed to obtain an extraordinary degree of beat. With the aid of a melting-pot, ' rails and pipes can be Imme diately welded at any place. The pot being filled wltb an Inflammable mix ture and Ignited, a few spoonfuls of thermit are added, and tbe temperature quickly rises as high as 3,000 degrees Centigrade. An aluminum oxide Is then poured on the part of the rail, or pipe. to be welded, and tbe work Is done, "so quickly that tbe pot Is cold and can be taken into tbe band after being emp tied." According to tbe statement of a for mer resident In the Klondyke, tbe In- habitants of tbat region suffer much from snow blindness. Dark glasses seem to be of no value In tbe way of prophylaxis. Tbat wblcb afforded tbe most protection was wooden goggles, tbe patterns for which were taken from those worn by tbe Indians. These were whittled out of a piece of wood, fitting closely around tbe eyes, and witb no glasses at all; but in the place, of glasses were very small openings to see through, tbe mside being colored black. A projection like tbe visor of a cap ex tended over tbem, which was also col ored black on the under side to shade the eyes. Tbe great earthquake that shook In dia on June 12. 1897. was remarkable for tbe curiously distorting effects It produced upon standing objects. Simi lar effects have been noticed from other earthquakes, but seldom to so striking an extent. In a report of tbe Geologi cal Survey of India there is an Illustra tion showing how this earthquake twisted a lofty monument at Cbhatak, Tbe monument was an obelisk of brick, coated with plaster, more than 00 feet tall and 12 feet square at the base. A.xut six feet of tbe top was broken off and thrown to the south, and nine feet more was thrown to the east. Then a piece 20 feet In height was sep arated. 23 feet above tbe ground, and twisted In a direction opposite to the motion of the bands of a watch, but without falling. TAKING LIFE MASKS. Ik la Tcdlon Operation. Especially for the Subject. One often observes when reading ot the demise of a celebrity tbat a mask was taken by Mr. So-and-So. tbe cele brated sculptor, soon after tbe death. but really very few people know bow this Is carried out. Tbey might bare some Idea that plaster of parts is put over the dead man's face, but there tbe Idea ends. A mask from life is taken almost pre cisely in tbe same way as after death, save that much greater care has to be used, as the subject's life bangs on very thin thread, or. to be more precise. two small quills. It requires a great deal of nerve and patience to undergo, tbe sensation being most disagreeable. When a mask from life is about to be secured, tbe subject reclines on a long table, and towels are placed around bis neck and forehead to prevent the plast er going where not Intended. The face Is slightly greased, but not enough to fill the pores of the skin. Care has to be especially taken with the eyelashes, as otherwise. In tbe subsequent opera tions, these are likely to be pulled off. which would not be exactly pleasant. A small quill is now inserted in either nostril to allow the subject to breathe through, and cotton wool lightly press ed around the base to keep the liquid plaster from Intruding. A pair of scis sors Is always kit bandy, so as to be able to cut off the tops of the quills, should by any chance the plaster splash up and cover them. All being ready a few cheering words are spoken to the unhappy victim, and the plaster is mix ed over the features. The plaster, through being mixed with warm water, quickly hardens, and In the course of about five minutes tbe mold Is strong euough to be taken off. It has to be carefully done, as the subject is gener ally so very eager to get a mouthful of fresh air once agnlu. A slight tap with the hand Is given to the two side pieces, which relieves the joints made by tbe thread. 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