OCIIOCO REVIEW.
PRINRY.lLLEjj OREGON.
PITH AND POINT.
A good pitcher for a base-ball nine
never holds a quart of boor. Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
A groat many people owo Uieir
gentlemanly appearance to their
clothes, and a great many owo thoir
clothes to thoir tailor. Bapti.it Week'-tf.
Many a man who imagines that ho
is big oloctrio light finds out to his
Borrow- that ho is only a littlo tallow
dip. yew Haom Sem.
"Docs position affect sleep?" somo
one asks. Itiallv, wo can't say, but
.he young man who has lott his place
becauso iio was habitually late in tho
morning is convinced that too much
deep affects position. Journal of Edu
cation, A very wealthy young woman
questions her confessor. "Is it a sin,
iaAcr," she asks, "to take pleasure in
having people call mo beautiful?"
Certainly, my child, it is always
wicked to eneourago falsehood."
'ranch Fun.
Society BjIIo (to a confirmed old
oholor, hemmed in on all sides by
the giddy members of her giddy sot)
Now, before you can escape us, you
liHiet tell us what nthlotio exercises
you prefer. G O. B. Dumb bells.
Tableau!
"Augustus," said Maud, who, as ho
iad been calling on her for some time,
thought she would give Win a hint, "1
should like to ba an actress." "An
actress?" repeated Augustus, in as
tonishment. "What on earth do you
-want to bo nn. actress for?" "Because
then I might be engag.tl?" Sho now
wonrs a solitaire. -V. Y. Sun.
. She Knew Him.
Roe eat beside m s at tho play
In all her pirlish loveliness.
While In tho x across the wy
, A dowager in gorgeous dresi
Sat, while the diamonds Ktttterod briglrt,
On wrinkled neck and shoulders bn ;
Ah, were those gems my own," I cried,
-I'd and tor them a place more fair."
"Sweetheart," I whispered, "neod I teU
WtKTC I would have those gems ropoeer"
She faltered not (she knew me well),
"Why, with your uncle, I suppose !"
Chicago Tribune.
"Ah, Mrs. Fogg," said the profes
sor, placing the biscuits in front of him.
"I never ignore your rolls, whatever else
I may do." "Indeed, professor, your
words charm my soul. As the poet
fays, 'Every car is tickled with tho
sweet music of applause;' but I have
noticed that there is one of my rolls for
which you seem to have a chronic
aversion." "And that is, my dear
madam?" "Tho pay roll," responded
the landlady with a smile that reached
ver and tickled tho solemn boarder so
that he laughed. Life.
HINTS ON COURTING.
s Thine m lonr Should, and Others
Ha Should Hot, Io or bay.
Select tho girl Agree with the girl's
hither in politics and the mother in re
Irgino. If you have a rival keep an
rye on him. Don't swear to tho girl
that you never heard yourself snore in
yoor'sleep. Don't put too much sweet
rtaff on paper. If you do you will hear
it read in after years, when your wife
kos some especial purpose in inflicting
upon you tho severest punishment
known to a married man. Go home
at a reasonable hour in the evening.
Don't wait until tho girl has to throw
her whole sou into a yawn that she
ran't cover with both hands. A little
thing like that may cause a coolness at
the very beginning of the, gams, in
old weather finish saying good night
in tho house. Don't stretch it all
the way to the front gate and
thus lay the foundation for future
asthma, bronchitis, neuralgia and
chronic catarrh to help you worry tho
girl to death after she has married you.
Don't lie about your financial condi
tion. It is very annoying for a bride
who has pictured for herself a life of
xuory in your ancestral halls to learn
too late that you expect her to ask a
bald-headed parent to take you in out
of the cold. Don't ba too soft "Theso
tittle hands shall never do a stroke of
work when they are mine, and you
shall have nothing to do in our home
but to sit all day long and chirp to the
canaries," as if any sensible woman
could bo happy fooling away time in
that sort of style, and a girl has a fine
rWaMve memory for soft things and
filly piouiiotis of courtship. Occasion-1
ally, in after years, when she is wash
ing the dinner dishes or patching the
west end of your trousers, she will re
luiud you of them in a cold, sarcastic
tone. Don't be a chump. Iowa Messenger.
An Arkansas Dig at Kansas.
A traveler in Kansas, while crossing
11 prairie, camo upon a party of friends
who seemed to be preparing tho land
for agricultural punoses.
"My friend," said tho traveler, ad
dressing one of tho men, "you are lay
ing off your corn rows twite a distance
apart."
"Corn rows ?'' the man gasped.
"Yes, those rows over there."
"My stars, stranger !" exclaimed the
Kansas man, "is it possible you ain't
beam of it ?"
"Heard of what P"
"Of the boom. Man alive, them ain't
torn rows over thar; they air streets,
tin' this here is a city. You air now
on tne corner 01 uominereiai and em
porium streets, an' not in the check of
a corn row, as you niuut suppose."
Arkansas 'i'ranzler. '"
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PIN-MONEY POINTERS.
A Spring anil Hummer Wnrdrobo Com.
plctfl for Twnuty.KlvM llollitm.
Getting a spring and summer outfit
of dresses, hats and wraps for Is h
test that most economical maidons, as
well as thoso older in tho world, may
well envy; yet tills was accomplished
last Week by a young lady who earns
her own living, and oooupies one of
hose positions where she must; dross
neatly, even nicely, on a very small
salary. How she secured hor tasteful
wardrobe at so low a liguro i.s lost
told by her own words:
"During the warm weather I am so
busy, and, besides, I havo no inclina
tion to stay in -doors and sow, and 1
concluded this year to get all the
clothing that I needed, until tho fall as
oarly ns possible in tho spring. 1
knew that I had to havo an en tiro new
walking dress which must also do
scrvioo for church on Sundays; then n
Jacket and hat to go with it, were also
necessary. For summer wear, every
day, I must havo two light dresses,
and I thought that dark satouns would
bo tho most serviceable as well as a
saving in washing, and for my best
siunmer dress. I oonoludHl to got a
white one. These four, I think, will
clothe me nicely all spring and sum
mer." Tho street dress was first inspoeted.
It is of soft, light, all-wool cheviot, a
deep gray in color, and is made with n
side-plaited skirt, short front and long
back drapery, with a vest, collar and
cuffs of black velvot. Tho cheviot
was 3o cents a yard, double width.
Tho same goods is down cheaper now,
coming in all tho now shadow It took
eight yards of material, one of velvet
at SI. 20 nn 1 another $1 for lining,
besrlos $2 for making th basque and
draping tho skirt, in all ?7 for a very
neat and pretty suit. The jacket to
go with it is made out of two yards or
tho materia!, lined with scarlet silesia I
and cost, for cutting and making $2.
The hat is a pale gray straw, costing
untrinnned and is faced with a
bias pieco of black velvet left from tho
dress, and trimmed with full loopings
of gray silk feathur-edged ribbon, three
yards at 30 cents a yard and a long
silver spike pin holding tho hows, tho
cost of tho latter being 2.') cents. Tho
whole outtit cost within $13, and is as
ladyliko and jaunty as any girl could
desire.
"1 had to be very economical In pur
chasing my other dresses, you see.
having spout so much far one," said
the littlo tinaneier. "I made the sateens
myself, with tho exception of cutting
and lilting tho basques. I could have
dofio that after a fashion, but I think
a dress is spoiled unless it iits well."
Tho sateens cost 15 cents a yard, and
there are ten yards in each one. A dark
blue, with a tiny crimson sprig in it, is
madowith a full skirt edged with two
six-inch box plaits, a long apron-front
overdress, the back being square and
looped fall. Tho basque has a littlo
plaited vest of crimson and a collar
and cuffs piped with tho same. The
other sateen Ls a pretty chestnut browu,
with a small, whito cross-bar plaid in
it, and resembles in finish tho summer
silks now so much worn. The skirt
has three flounces, reaching a little
above tho knee, and short drapery in
front, with a full sash bade The
waist is mado with a yoke and
puffed sleeves, and is belted in. Tho en
tiro cost of thoso two pretty gowns, with
$2 for cniting and fitting, linings and
buttons, was just fO. A hat suited to
both of theso dresses is a littlo brown
straw with a scarlet silk bow, which
cost $1 altoget her, 50 cents for the hat
and the same amount for the scarlet
scarf.
"My white dress is ever so prcttv, I
think, and only cost mo 93.60. The
lawn was 20 cents a yard, and with $1
for tho embroidered front and 50. cents
for the narrow edging, tho material
cost me $3.10."
The dress is mado with a full plaited i
back from the waist to the deep hem;
the front is of the embroidery slightly
gathered, and the basque has a pretty,
simulated vest front of embroidery,
with tho sleeves and edge trimmed to
correspond.
"With tho 2 I had left from my $25
I bought a nice black parasol. It will
go with nil my dresses and will also do
me for an umbrella," remarked the
economist, as she turned her white
dress inside out and hung it up in her
wardrobo until warm weather. -V. Y.
Journal.
THE EXILE SYSTEM.
Itosnotle -"," ,,f l" ,,,,"H"4,, """
At the Congregational Club of New
York Mr. (ieorgo Koiintm gave ait in
trrethi" talk up"'" 'I1" WlH-rlnii cxllo
system." In ltW Ml'- &'" Wn n"'
to Hus'sla and Siberia by tho Century
Company, and has devoted more than
two years to the examination of the
question which ho discussed, lie had
previously lived in Russia for several
yours, and returned to America it de
fender of Hi" Russian Government
ivainst tho clinrges of despotic cruelly
m continually made. It was on ac
count of some of his newspaper iirllrlio
defending Russia that he obtained the
letters from the Russian Minister of the
Interior which enabled hint to pursue
his investigation. Without those letters
ho would have been tirrostod before see
ing even the outside of n Siberian
prison. The result of Mr. Kennan's
two years' experiences U that he can
no longer defe lid the ltitsxiar.fiovoiii
ment against liny of lh eharg s pre
ferred. Ho n't l Siberia a greal many
IMilitlcal exiles somo of them cultivat
ed young women, ami ho not oni
ceased to regard them as half cruxiM
fanatics, but he came to love and
respect many of them as among the
most bigh-tnimled and noblest naliires
a i. . r.. ... ..r ! ... tt
c, J., iM -x nr nuii itvnr mm. v vvv iwvr tit main.
salt " U l.t?'VVnroihom.l.. fact, were "NiMH'."
. U .1 There wero nmong them Socialists of
ItMC- ! alWIeserlption. but the miijority woultl
a cou3iiiim"iii
Ken.
WHY CELERY NEEDS SALT
Twclv KiMiKoiw ly tl Krurewotalv"
Voimit Women of America.
Itwasaclns of young ladies ft""
various of our principal cities, etc.. i"
n prominent seminary that mlghtor
might not bo Vassar, and tho cxainba
tion was In writing. The question wis.
"Why does the vegetable celery requro
so lnueh more salt when it Is earn
than any other garden productr" Aid
here are the answers:
1. Miss Cultura llostonlonsis "1 v
cause the atoms which enter Into tie
composition of this representative of
the genus apiuin gravolens havo a
pellant effect on any particles of salho
matter that may occupy a coiitlgunts
proximity, and their iion-compntihilly
produces a deprivation that can oily
be supplied by a subsequent inanlptra
tion in recoptiealo salis."
2. Miss Patrissima Fhiladolplili
"Because the ancestral plant did ot
have salt enough to transmit thetlaor
to tho younger members of In)
family." I
3. Miss rutonain Washington '"
cause it did not choose to absorb ny
saliuit from tho vulgar herd of part'les
in tho surrounding earth."
L Miss Intoresta Now Yorka V'
causo tho salt was squeezed (.lit la life
It sot in. liko a Broadway dlidonr
A Mil.. V..v K ile de t-V
cause whatever
where else."'
fL Miss Frifldus Montreal
not; frozen t irnlps take more." j
7. Miss Inaliiirria C!iieagnana-"' lo
calise it's eaten before it's grown."
8. Miss Stayathnma Cineiiiuatiei ds
"Hec uiso it chose to go without.'
9. M'ss Concisa Omaha Been su
it's so fresh."
10. Miss Contradict San Franc! ea
"Because it doesn't."
11. Miss Countriani Vermont
'Cause it's good."
12. Miss l'aiikina C.mneelieuti
Docs it?" Jud je.
will)
DEFYING EARTHQUAKES.
Motliuila of fomlruf tins Hour Cnimiilii
of KcMiKtiuc 1 1 .ivy lphi.aT.lt. j
A curious paper was read by Pipf.
Milne at a meeting of the S.iismolng'al
Society of Tokio, r 'porting results At
tained from a seismic survey of ilie
ground in the immediate neighboring!
of his house, with the view to discover,
if possible, tho best method of can
structiiig housoi or buildings capable
of resisting earthquakes so as to sis
tain the least damage in thoinselvH
Three different ways appear to s
been suggested, by which it win
thought prohahlo that the building'
would escape the effects of the motion
produced by the earthquake wave. Tiio
first was to make a careful seismic sur
vey of tho ground, and after that, to
select. a spot where there would ht
relatively but little motion though
how this desirable result was to be ol
tained we nri? not informed. Tho sec
ond plan was to build in a deep
pit, tho walls not touching tua
5vTiaC
the
if an
o, till)
would
let hod
i e tho
Mine. Aubernon gives literary din
ners in Purls nnd rules them like a
strict parliamentarian. Sho has a sil
ver bell at her side to ring to order,
and she gives to each guest his turn to
speak. One evening M. K.man was
talking, when one of the lesser lights
tried to say something in an undertone.
She peremptorily silenced him, and a
few moments later, when M. It man bad
finished his monologue, she tapped tho
bell and said to tho unfortunate: "Now,
Monsieur, you may may speak." "But,
mon Dieu, niadame," he explained, "I
only wanted to ask for somo more
spinach." Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Not long ago a man throw a pack
age, which lie" did not want, out of a
car window near Charlottesville, Va.
Some one, thinking the packago had
been lost from a post'al-car, picked it
up and sent it to the dead -letter ofllce
at Washington. After a week's search
the package was returned to its origin
al owner, who wrote to tho depart
ment as follows: ''If you persist in
making the service so cflicient that an
afflicted citizen can not throw away a
package in the woods without getting
it back through the dead-letter office,
what won't they do to ,tis?" Chicago
Iribune.
sides of the pit; but Ty
means t!ns was to safc
house, it is difficult to sue, a
earth-wave passed over the p
nit ilself as well as thn housd
necessarily be effected. A third
is still proposed, and that Is, wli
ground is soft, a light, ono-itoried
house should be constructed ofjeither
wood or iron, which should bo tested
:n a layer of cast-iron shot a idea,
possibly, to allow the house tojmove
ver the shot from right to left or back
ward and forward, and so escape being
overthrown. Hut still, n very hary
wavo would upheave, not thn house
vul its foundation only, but the whole
space of the earth round about, it; ami
if that was so, the hoiis: sliol. pit,
and nil, must surely bo overthrown in
a heap together. The theory, how
3ver, is both curious and interesting,
ind may be well worth the examina
tion and consideration of the scienti.io
world, in spito of the difficulties ad
doubts which appear to surround tao
question. Chamber' Journal.
' j
An Inveterate Speculator.
An ngent called on a Dakota unit,
laying: "You havo been reeominciidel
to mo as a prominent citien, and I
have a patent ice-cream free.or her'
which 1 would liko to sell you. It
is" , ;
"Don't want it." 1 i
"It is something now and" ,
"Tell you I wouldn't have It." ;
"But I m sure you would " ,
"Wouldn't; no use for it; never f .t
ice-cream." I
lint it only coh'b $1.50, and pu-w
"No perhaps about It, wo'uldrt f a'
your freezer as a gift." i
"Well, I havo another Acheron lieti
I am selling chances for a drawing fl
the same freezer. There are one1 hu:
Ired tickets at a dollar apioie."
"Well, that, s more like it put nil
name down for two tickets, This
speculation, ami I always g in on ai
thing of that kind." Dakota Hell.
Treatment for the Feet.
To thse afflicted with feet too stron
in odor for tho comfort of their neigl
bors, regardless ot tho threo or for
thorough washings and froquci!
changes of hose they nro subjected
each day, wo would advise a simp
and harmless remedy, many times a
vised by tho physician, which is cnu
parts of pulverized burned alum ail
salicylic acid. Batlie and dry tho fv
well, then rub theni freely with ll
powder, and for a few.days keop tlj
stockings also well dusted with it. Tl
ultiin can be prepared at home, ai
your druggist will supply the olh
ingredient. Remember this is not
cure-all, but it will improve most casli
ami euro many. Wtdem Journal
Health. , ...
be content
monarchy.
The prisons In Russia, savs Mr
nan, are merely for the detention ot 1
prisoners awaiting ti l.il. Offenders of
every description arc jxiled to Sdieri.i.
Of those there lire lio'V about twenty
thousand a year. Contrary to popular
opinio. i, only about one percent, of tin
exiles are political criminals. The
prisons in .Siberia are so overcrowded as
almost to insur.) disease, ami the hos
pitals so overcrowded as almost to in
sure death. Heds and llooring arj sat
urated with the germs of all kinds of
discuses and U foulcd with all kinds of
vermin, while tho air is warmed only
by the pent-up Ileal from tho human
bodies, long unwashed. It Is the loath
someness of the quarters rather than
tho hardness of the work which ren
ders S.berian exile so inhuman.
S 'litenc'i to Siberia is imt always the
result of trl d. Very often it Is by
executive order. Sentence by the court
works the civil death of the exile. His
property is distributed' us if bo were
dead, ami his wife is legally divorced.
In splto of this, however, the wives
nlnio-t always accompany the'r hus
bands to Siberia. Mr. Ketmaii tnys
that when wives are sentenced, the
husbands do not, as a rule t-how an
equal devotion.
Mr. Ken nan's account of how be met
the political cllo, their talks with
him. nnil the messages which t'icv sent
by him to their f.-iendi, enald ' I his
bearers to see tho Russian exile s stem
from the exiles' point of view.
Mr. K"iinan was uniformly well
treated by tho Russian ollleials, but he
gave some striking incidents of how
those officials (rented the prisoners.
The closeness with which the political
prisoners nro watched is almost, ludi
crous. 0:m nfll 'ial asked Mr. Iv
how he would isearch a prisoner.
Keiin ui replied that be woultl
him strip naked and examine
square inch of his clothing, inside uutl
out. The official smiled and said: "I
have found hair files In prisoners' ears,
letters in their noses and mouths, anil
oven messages sealed up In Ilie hollow
of a piiso ier's tooth."
When Mr. Konnan was nsko.l bow
'ong lie thought the present system of
Russian government would survive,
liu replied: Certainly for twenty or
thirty years." Not more than one man
in a thousand in RussU reads the news
papers, and it Is dangerous for a utti
ileut to try to teach the peasantry.
The vastinert mass of Illiterates mak cs
revolution practically impossible.
Christian Union.
Jinan
Mr.
have
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STYLES IN JEWELRY.
Xovlt!ln Klnirer-ltliiir, Xrarf Tin itml
I'lalil untl Mttilgln llruri'li'l.
Hematite balls in pins and ear
rings are secured by slender tdaw
settings, which iipp",nr to grasp them
like the IhIoiis of a bird.
A double moon-facu in profile, the
outer one of gold and (be inner one
like a shadow of tho first, of plaliua.
whs iinilcc'l among a new lino of scarf
pins.
Silver l.oubon boxes in what is
termed tie "sandblast" finish, '. c, a
iwW-rBg f fine snnd, set with small
ouiel garucUt In diamond shaped pat
terns, were recently observed.
Th 1 jfueled fly which last fall occa-sl-iiialiy
alighted on the popular flower
pin scciiH to havo taken a fancy to bis
surroundings and made it n permanent
refting place.
In onyx cur-rings one of thn most
popular pattern is iho faceted ball
with three narrow pearl-sot leaves
overlying it, liko tho outgrown envel
ope of a bud, and a fourth extending
upward to form the front of the car
ring. s
One of Hi') prettiest ony bracelets
now mailo consists of plain rectangular
links i'ltcrnating with pairs of beads.
Both beads and links nro pierced and
strung on two small pliur.t chains,
which give great flexibility to the
bracelet.
A very ntiraetivo line of plain wire
bangle bracelets with hand-chasm or
nament In thn form of interlocking
hooks, knots, loops nn I ring was re
cently seen. They are mado In both
polished and Roman finish, and a sin
glo diamond set in the center of the
design enhances the beauty of Uiln
mi!ip!o and . Inexpensive bracelet
teW Weekly.
A VICTIM TO FORTUNE'S FAVORS.
A reporter of tho Apjwil, lionrtiin
(lint Mr. J. 0. Curry, of tho Tivoli
Oartlcn, 181 Main titront, liad "utrink"
Tho I-tmimnna State Uittery in tho
drawing of tho 1-1 tU inst,, dropped into
his phifo f bueincsa yesterday after
noon and found him quietly serving
hisciisUime, iin though tho "pick-up
was no new thing l li"- 'J '10 r
portcr stared in amain uncut, wonder
ing at the setenity of this favorite of
fortune. FiutliiiK epoerh, 1 ooitKrat
ulaleti Mr. Curry upon hi good for
tune. "Oh," said the winner, Willi a
waive of his bund, "it is a tonall mat
tor only If 0,000 ami my band lm
been Klia'k n and iiiyliniltli drunk un
til I am diz.y." "Yon treat the mat
ter coolly," tho reporter ventured,
more nniiucd t'.an ever. "Yei," mid
Mr. Curry. "I got f.r),0(H) ami pluwd
it in bank to my credit. I did not
particularly i''tl it. K is just a lucky
hit that is liable to rtrikn any man
that plnys Hgiiinst a Kquare puiie, uiitl
the liOiuHiunii is fair, you know," mid
with tlii the proprietor of tmi-twen-
... . .. ., ird , I ...
tielb of ticket JNo. 21,0.10 uinom vo 10
eeivo new coiignluUlioim andtowt
up tho drinks, while the roiKirtor
slowly returned to bin wigwam, eon
Uinplaling Iho wonderful nerve re
quired to htantl up under Mich k utroke
of foitmic Mrmjihi (Tenu.) Jj'irul,
Juno'JS.
HOME AND FARM.
Pon't waste food on cows unable to
make decent rctuiai.
Live us much lis iiosible on tb
sunny side of lliti Iioiih-. - Vina Jour
unl.
1-Yied S.uiash: Slice ll.l'i. dip ill
egg, then In flour, and fry in hot but
ter. --The time-honored custom of feed,
big littlo chiiks an exclusive diet ol
ci mine id is now condemned Ly sonic
authorities.
Corn, as nn exclusive diet, Is whol
ly unlit for a horse. It is the iitot
heating food. Corn meal ought nlwnvi
to be fetl with cut hay. Unli n tliirnl
Asparagus: Tin in small bunches
but not very light, put Into bolliiij.'
water, and cook about a half an hour
Serve hot upon toast with butler.
Christian at Uri:
'I'ii gr.iv.- corn a many farmers do,
ami get a xichl of thirty or fortv bush
els tier Here, iile-rds littlo Pl'olit, but
just as much as tin-re is hi h:!f tillage
of other crops.--( ountrii (li itCrmutl,
(iiMid draining is one of the most
(iveiitial things iu a stable. The va-
por which arise from liquid remaining
upon the floor are inhaled ley the ani
mals and produce Ill-health. -Stontrt il
itVflU'SK,
Well-itritined nnd dccply-tilietl land
stores warmth to Mich an extent as to
prolong the season of growth, nod !)
viate risk of fro.t that otlierwist
might reduce profit of cultivation
materially.
A gootl feel fur young pigs that nrf
nearly ready for weaning is equal
parts of meal, ground oats and shorts,
one quart of the mixture In n pale of
skim miik. allowing them nil thov can
drink of it, three or four ttiues daily.
A little ummotiU in hot water it
tnblesoiiful to a quart or a small
quantity of Ismix dissolve! in the
water, applied wi h a soft cloth or
flannel, will clean paint and windows
without so ap. Farm, FUM and Htin k.
man.
Kainil, which Is now extensively
used nk a fertili. T, is a compound of
the sulphate of potasli and iiiagnesia,
eoiilaliibig, also, common salt and
other chlorides, it is not only n'l ex
cellent fertiliser, being soluble, but is
one of the best, materials .that can be
used for preventing loss of ammonia in
the manure pile. .S7. I.oui.i llt putiUfan.
Cheese Omelet: Heat three eggs,
add to them a tablesjiooiifiil of grated
Parmesan cheese, pour into a hot pah;
fry and fold in the usual manner. Just
before folding add a heaping table,
spoonful more of cheese and turn out
on a hot di.-h. Jlust a little Parmesan
cheese 011 top and mivc Uaiditl
IIVv.7i.
Iliads Uphill: Nothing Is more com
mo'i than to see a team drawing a
heavy held up a hill, urged to do lis
best from bottom to top, ami when the
lop is reached the horses are breathing
heavily; while a sensible driver will
hold in his loam, anil when the top of
the bill is gained there Is a little quick
cued breath and no exhaustion
Again, it is eomiiioiiwir a team to be
driven rapidly down hill. Tills, too,
Is all wrong, lnmcuox and stiffness
often occurring as a result. In both
rising and descending a hill a team
bhould bo mado to move slowly.
ANSWERING LETTER
K Whltil. Ml.ftiilit ft-
j-ruiir.iy Ml I'lMallil,
Kveri III this biislnims-llko mm
every tiling Is doito by ysmi
liven tho smallest Inquiry by
gupposod to leilinln uimmtwni'iiH
. - - . 1 ... . . 1
M now ami men loiimi a DiisiimJ
who does not fulllll the duli.t
respondent. Such a one was (j
uf a largo agency In one t 0m
hoard utiles, who hud, lu front
desk, a long row of plgoon.(,m
them marked "uniumwerod k
mid all NlulVed full.
"Why don't you answer (ho
. . n't ..I. .Ii.... u..l,...l ... 11
lersr a vimmi innni 111 nun on,
What would In the use?" J
worod. "Why, they would on:
and write In 1111 again!"
Another mmi, a lawyer, wim i
t . . 1
by a e.iller 011.1 nay Hilling u fr.
an open grate, with his elbow
knees and h's chin 011 hU hands,
lug a groat heap of lelter b
fiercely in the grate.
Why, I th itightyour man
were very imsy. siuu me caller.
"I mil," Hiild the lawyer.
What are you busy alsiulf"
"A nsweritig my eorrtupciiil
said the lawyer, as lie jMilntcd J
Idlers burning In thu grato.
Ills worthy of noti that thf
who feared that his rorrivqtti
would writ" to hint again if .
Hwcred their letter lost, his phus.
the lawyer had means of earnlii"
eoiiio other th in those iitleiidhijt
business details of his profession.
Is 110 safer rule th it a Imsinrs ri:
fellow than HI: "Sun that !
letter are pr iinpfly and politi
(ivered, by suuit-b hIv hi your 1
if yotl can not tl it yourself. " :
Cuim anion.
--"Why tlo we pretor tno poets of
tho past to those of the present?" asked
the teacher. "Hecause," replied the
smart hail boy, "tho poets of the past
are dead."' "And, therefore P" sug
gested the teaehor. "They can not
write any poetry," continued the smart
bad boy. "Neither do the pods of to
day," replied the timelier, kindly; "so
you are away off your base, (in down
foot." And Iho astonished boy began
to wonder if the teacher wasn't gcltiii"
a little bad herself. It turned out!
however, I hat a iiiaga.iiie bad just re
turned her verses ami published somo
sf Whi tiler's. liurddle.
'Littlo Tommy was taken to see the
Stewart collection of paintings and
utood for a long tlmo In front of
(Jerome1 n "(iladlator." At loniftli lie
said: "Mamma, which one Is HimonP1
"Why, what do you mean, child: thorn
is 110 Simon them." "res, (hero Is;
don't you see he's just said thumbs
down.' 1 think (ho picture would
Imvobnon a great doal prettier If he
hadauid 'thumbs wixttilo-waiwlo.'"
A wHiie-. who w.-is called U
tlu correctness id a thx-tor'n t
asked If the dortor did not nil;.
al iiiiiicccsai'y visit did not c
his professional calls after the :
was entirely out of danger. To
he replied, after a little rtfi
Well, 110. The fact Is, yoti t
patient wouldn't be rairc'y
danger long the doctor ki
lug him."- A. Y.l.tlJ r.
It ha been proven that Aral
are not more fleet of foot than I!
nnv ether country. A tsdh-f tlu
we're the fastest li.tg ha nlwsy
entertained till lately. The Arb
however, can no doubt staiul
hard-hip than any other siuill
mal hi other countries, ami canl
longer on short ration than an,
biiino any where else.
A war of extermination !
waged upon the Knglish spar
Albany. N. Y. They nro idiot
boy and sold to provlsion-tbs
one and one-quarter cents nplec
dealer get tlurty-even aim
eehU a Unison for Utem (or pet-pK
fOIITLiKU I'KOIMt'H M ill
IlCTTKn -
Kant y roll, f lb
On'Ron
1 titer tor rtle
I'f. kled
California mil
(lu plrkltxi
Cll KVMK
FUotcni, full ennm.... H
Drf-KOII. uo
I lilnriils
m-Frph
Illtlllll l-'KClT
Apples, ars, lot ntl bx. ..
Uo OallfornU
Apricots, now erop
I'rnchtw, uniM-fleo. MW . . .
I'. Mrs. innrliliit) Ulil
I'ltu-tl cticrrie"
fitted plum-. On-iiun
l-'lK. l.l., In Ik Hud lx. .
I'til. I'ruiii'n, l''r nt h .
IS
Mid
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11
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lot!
UreKnn tirui.e.
1 lA'Ul.
INirllmiii 1'aL Itoller, bbl $
Salt-in tlo tlo
Whim I. My K litit
Country bfnd 4 21 f I
Superfine
(.HAIN
Wlient, Vmlle. 1(10 tU. . .
do Walla Wall
Hurley, vtliol, I' rll
tin irrntii d. If ton
On is. choice mllllnit bush
do leril.if'HKt tocboice.old
live. IIIU IU
Ibi".,V ton S3 091
Klu.rlH M t,in 1
11. ill,.,. I,ul...l IS 001
Ithoo. tori l ll)1
Oil cuke meal 0 ton 10 tOH
I'Iikmi r lien-
Cherrlt, OrcKtin, tfdrm..
lemons, California, tbx.
Mines. t UK! ,
Klver-lde nrmmcH, (C IhiX . .
.11 l
1 30 Wl
ft' tl
30ti I
1 00
lm Anui'les, rlo Uo
lVarlii's, ifbvx
II lines -
Dry, over 10 Ihn, V tl
IVet nhIUiiI, over I ft It . , , ,
Murrain hides
i'elU
Vkoktaiii.kh
CnbbnK, V lb
Carrot-, fct sark
('null (lower, V dux. .. ,,.
Onion
I'otntocs, old, If lb ,
do new, do
Wont.
Kast tlrciton, SprlnfZ clip. .
Valley Oickoii, do
4 Ml
3 00 9
1 W f .1
13
on-tlirU4
as
1 as
Vor Weak Women.
Mrn.I,ytlla IC I'lnklmm, I.yim, Mm:"
lin first of septum tier, 1H81, mr wlhw"
with uturluti tiHinurrlinirt). The boDtnW''
plijnlcltni etiulit ,rt'itcrlUetllil not check'
lie itot mnw and limit) enfuoblctl. t
tmuliktl with IVolnpsnii Uteri, ln"
numbiicH of the limbs, ileknes of tli
anil Ions of upiiotlte. I purchased trWj
of your Voiftilnblo ('oinitoiinrt. She '
could discover a alutory effect
tho first dose. Now slie I oomp"1
frtit) from tlio I'rolnpsus, ultmmeh' ",cl'.,!
The heinorrhivife Is very nnali betUir "
at Die regular pi'rloils. Her appetl t ' re"
and her kciiuiiU lienllh untl slronRth i
Improved. We f.s-.l that wo have bo '
dorhilly bimcfltted ana our hearts nro11
out in Kralltnile for Ilie nam mid In i"'1
for other tuirerer, for whoso suites wei
uaiiicl to bo iisod." C. W. KAT0N.
Tliurst0"'
The Compound Is put up In 1111. J"'
Miiuldfonn. AU old by arnifutt. j1"
und LozciiKci wnt by mull on receipt ot P'