leuelicr ut i n ni a s . n .u a r s m p , ut larg a no painful o p e r a tio n e it h e r . ”— N . liitollectiml iii■ 1 1 illloii, nini of ilwltlitil Herald. «mi iiiiiii Iy ehara efe r, »vili tnkn fruiti B u stler i t o h e r h n u bam i)— “ I r è a d tape fi ini s o m c th l n g inoro tinnì no iniioh «*<•«*«. You iff I IwlJf flirti l#y It IIO w, c ertainly wUh, dear, t h a t you would* g r o m m a r , ito tniifli geogrnphy, nomiteli but If wmi kt-tMf on tin* lim « wlll con»« «U m t Ilio tinker b a s k e t . — L ift. uri III ino tir. M urti of t firmi filili* muv wtuui vimi will with y o u hiul ne v er W ord* of waft - " B r i n g tlm t bill keep op at>|M*arancei, m ore a n d dreae Uni nwiiy frinii liti' |Ml|>il, Imi lm wlll h«,»ir«l of f'liohjihat«*. (if courM* we m *I1 • r o u n i l until Hal n r i l a j '."— Terre Haute I letter. Now look at Mr. Hlaaber. w h o uiovei* In o u r wet, how stylish h e U .M tuivor g e l a w a y fruiti ilio liilfu itn ro 'o f It ÌM' cjui ««* tluTe in h foolinli « t u / « fur il, Kxpress. JtUHtler—-“ You forget, dear, th a t It wa* timi imirlirr. l.onkliig back. In) wlll I b ut 1 iwlxlmt no on« to us« ninth of th«f Hwnnl | m * iim o u g h t | o lie tint favorite ■tri- Ili» forni r lslng n|i. s t a n d in g olii I liI I tim i ni H 'u r k . -i,bHtai,«.«./' Sliotiiil one ii « m * it at of a c o u n tr y wliinh n e v e r go e s to « nr. but' re«'*fitly th at Hlasher failed,” — . H _ (Jluthier and Furnish* r. lukftl a r«l>ort4 T of tli« Turns- — Piltnfairu . 17iroute.li. l'h ll.lr c n ni n |HÌM|ti«t<| « U h ri tl«*n|i«i ugnili*! Ilio |>n»l. r l r n r unti i>lmr|i a* n ill sfai n j < « ron irle. ™ Tltizen —••TI»« policem an on o u t “ In iiifNlffatit «iiiHvitI t j u * t r « » g e l ont of sobool nini ifu iti Htttii, li iiliiuntnin peak agallisi tini brighi west- HU$r. fin itili Ut iiroiiwtl inni • f t i T a full meal It w ill not h u r t a n y 1 ' A " fte look« comuni lpt1 ve. a n d F r a aure “ T r * all. " ’ th " " e J pricipa) r a c e trouble»» s tr e e t loo 1« imi limi I!i?'\ mt. *tt imitisirimiciy in- i*rti sky. or in |»ayiiiK th« beU a n d w alkuiK he would n o t la* a b l e t o coins w i t h a n e , . ...... or rliiiitil, iit'llber 1 1 li bccuiiso 111 1 ■ v uri. riu n irti Oli lo u n r in tif Miulj unti m oro ! olle; |„ „ bowaro of xisitig It I n i ««*<•,♦•* W limi « f l i r t . l,e „ „ „ „ ri» ,.|t ,Umi«nli. for If u h i .lo hom e. - Han Franniuco. Alta. eviJ«loer.M P o l i c e (*n;«tai«i - ' ' D o n ' t UtlVÌOUH lo tulli lo III«. Illlllttl t.\j.|||.|||||.|., llltomliift.l liti.,;:. wi„ ,laJj und An a bsoluto v a c u u m ha»« n e v e r lieen ) o u fe a r; he’« ail ri^ h t. ib* ¡a*iou^i* to i m r l*n*t ' ti n t i l t . | in l't* ii i « iii'fil o r tlt'sirt. « 1 1 1 1 «. rnfrn.l,n.l by I ...........Ioli nllaim*«!. ft cali «*xÍHt o nly it, ) o u r the eiiiWN ii« Uie thieve« a n d tlii’l r a s s i s t a n o - W i n 1« li Un.ti, tifili ■il limi tilil-linit* iiinirurtor * j»,r»l*tnnrn U i ,«I1 ii ^; some tiinr " II' will link of Ili III* ìiin*".;»,;» in liiih «;í t \ . r»i t| not òrto o f 'e m iiiiiul. T tr r t Hauti tifi**»*' by fili liti’ Itti ;?T'T 1 1 1 1 1 «1 1o*t* ,of liti* Imi 4 , in nil Itigli nini «•'If filM 1 1 1 l||l|"«« , unti In* w ill Inrx lliil»ly x*(liuti 1 .1 1 1 1 - iiin^. /V* i . -iiajc#.t//, I ' r o f i f M l v r T h e o lo g y . D o n ’t I h » too M*v«*r«* on fhe mari nini intuii o( III., g iti.. Imiti, sclinol t.y t-«»niin«-u t I il t u • *tli»*i •». It 1« iH*t li^lit h <* o M n hit* xvife js) • I ’' tlii< tini., lltt'i tu.. I i i f l i t . o r !Iiirlffii I' •!(/• • («ir ì/$ '< fi ti.ii an \ «« i i ut ; of till* him ill t li if* A «-«ft a in ex inp-ll-t in W fh tc rn Vfir- )H fllC Olllx f I» »il ih" «• », o ti, il," te r o r i it.**ke«l >•'•1.1 * of ngc, .tifi ini., ilo. ^In1 1 li fimi rinì'» orbati//' «I || SumbiV'Hchool. a n d I t " '. . r.i'» ', il »« a li^lit I luit 11 \ * * n, I'UIUI. "t.'i*"* w o jk ln g t i i i f f n* titilli i lioiir» ) " jj.t" ropo 1 1 to na , it.iirvjvmaflx, auy • t\ .»lint »if «tiploriuM \ obtain«*»! a ifooil» it ill«» hli.irj» * * ii•« fon *« i ami 11« III «-'N* \* iif.l nU« u«l SJ'lllH .1. •«lui x* J » | L • . -i \ o u .•* T ; " \V "ir .,1 • m * tV< r that 1\ folio** ill*« of KlIIII^Mt • r«4 in fo \> ( him * iti;; 1"11 in»« r.fxx « « I» • iu «* x• 11 * Tl»*»iv J i I o J. i I im I r \ « I Mini«* tin* u r h i c v e l i ir f i t * ' m ni ne "l.m ) . * i . • '> ' •*« outinjpL Il IX'OIII 1 M*t| llfitl! i Jliirl ;' ' lit ,.1- il Vu be V^V-o.di I ' * , I » 1 . t of 1 In* |»;iwf » li.il .o h * hi iii'liiiL' ««ill i« .» 1.1 *» Mi ll loll ilj 1 hi • shop t lui t is futi . * oj i ani. i b .u^iu.” C o r b e tt, ——S I ..............« I H . Ill' ti| li|l|l'111 ,|l f è i u i r d A. i II h | i Ill'll flu* i nt r. • i i i o 11. *i,. V.«* hl.Ou 1* 'ini» 1 ill tli1" w" loot 1 1.1 r.«-.*-e. r, m in e iiad yellow hair, .11 vviong. /*<//.'! ' - .V N e l;h« r »t*d . \ . I . ■ , i , »' I 1.« I l i n t <• 1w I" . »"»'O', 1.^Jv " 11 Ile " I I , liuti .r : r 1 • "» . .Oli XVU.4 i**ue trj c»>, « *ix*«l a tailoriiiade Hllit.”— t i (• -lllf l‘* X «1 111 » * • 1 -• I "III llll. -*11 « 1 X* " il il » «t ! i"»* Tu. k . , r u t i l i . ' < »pini». Mev-fF - ! ' m „ • * 1 1 m ost f«»rci- t I*«* c• •»»«It! i • tt ■* 1 X till \ ■ 1 1 « ■ l il! i. 1 1 tilll U’in ks • ib d lo ! Heen axva) ?” M inka f « 'i„ o.i i . m l v • *i k . b* y . i bex d o Kid« 'rin* road. . 1 JIIM^ in *1 X • lUl'Iit ¡till"' -Ill'll il a x\ " wish — ' (Ini) r ò r “a »Tay. I r a n d o w n tu thè * T corner. JTc W ,| H H nrjx r * lhnt$r. i bn*tTr rr"strmníihn«^ r d.ofTtil I hat y o u * c*«^ er«»d in t !»«• ■ tin \ "1 •t I- ' . a l i d i 1 *V*if 1 •fuff tli«' t ea ch e r and *. ii *t \ "II \ . ( ico r o e pWliy ho «ad. Charle*»? Do«"* fchore t«» «ee lioxx ut v cottao«* waa t a r i n o I'l. /. »/ ./•*' Ilf l '•/ f 1 ni. ■ i \ « : ! f lie in thi* «tomi. Diti y o u ovvi* sete ti»« M*a Hiele i«i :m t » Mil " ill t !i" ni» III«. • 1 . l. i d - iT fini t upon :m. act i \ »• box f* Hjl- ero-h « \ainin» »l v\ iti» a view t e d e a r n i n ^ not Mil«lr«:d r e t u r n \ o m loxc?" .¡L’iiarica. T n ft ' ftfbrinT 's TK C;e"t*gCT - htH-Tf'tr^rt. titì :ic-|uireineul«.^ ~ “ No. i*he only r e t u r n s rny Jetttsr.H. ” — -t~rtrrr t ;' n r ■“hrrffrnrnrn TTTü f tiin-. '«I til" M'llMOl ^ ^ T h i i t r e n iin d s in«. • 1 m u st h u r r y iuUi II"*x m a n ) ^» h |« uro th e r e ? ” tanked Mu mu y » 1(7« k! if. tluii 1in iix. « It f.JHlNl i " lo :* l.l 1T/«' • ' I . 1 a « i'i » m t I..* .......I •rib-r xxiiht'iit tlie t «tacher. / 'th a t store l«*for« it s h u t s up. I liad I <»r i... x « XX ll"II till * ». 1l - -4 1 | . ili " I II«li......1 A bdloxv xx as a r re s te d in N ew l o r k 1 1 «*arIy forgt.tteu a n e r r r n d w hich ] L l < l trill * I'U not ;«>.»i| tc;»c4iin^ I ho bo\ tlioH“ ht a m o m e n t Àpi! von- city last xx eek b*r »ti^liiijf sheet pitiftic. to 1... * I...... 1 « * * X • ■ • 1 ! I * it lu. lai 1*" l l'Ii . . n i t r. tIIred;the u««crti<tn that tiioj*^ xx«*re tw<>, He n 1 ioii 1«I ha v e )>cvti bent to S in o Sin^. urom ised to d u f««r my wife.” —»A*. Y. " r ■ .....! ' « 'll 11 X ii111 • 1 s¡.4 ".1.!* • 'i III . “ 1 Tin i •• Weekly. U lorio! ' «ai«l tin* tenfehcr. ' hn '*and < till* ptibib* .11 • ' I»‘XX «« ii •■••i ........ '• Ills III Yiu • ■ri".» i«»- . I . . . . A.t i f t • a r m y HnU rprine. riiro«-! ’ . 1 i-.n r i a n d ii.ixo Hirollt-r - " S . . Alffy in J . - m i r 'IVirtt V! « * KH» V It *i . . . 11, .i x* ludi 1 « I-4 ! • a to r i f u i nt • i y First T b b 'T : “ H ow is y o u r baby ^ e t - I i.ii if.»J»lc. uU* i T i M'l ‘ 11 1 (M»1 Mill Iliu«l KUO XV I n t t e r than boy.—“ Ye*, ami muu « o f ■ the l«iy> \ « • » » 11 Il "tu t t* "I * 4* t- » -»>1. « Il It 1« il tin^f alon^*?'* S e c ond T h ie f —'«First* tifai! l i v aoain. i lb*xx imgix main a,«» >»n j»i \ 1 ’. d . •b! ri». D , W n r c t - e have elubU-tl t o g e t h e r « to g e t a * “ I. if •rl lt» 1 to | 1 | O 4 1 j • Il "Ut a t 1,iit t lu : r ra te ! H«* lias o<»i ho fit; roaelu's out for T* I I ii 111 k n o h V h f r l o o f hc)|( m * 1 « t i i c r . ? ' m o n u m e n t fo c ili in. All xre w a n t is t<, 1 .4 t * a a. . « * 11* , . it. I • Il " 1 1 1 «"tinnì ter, *1 i thiiioH a lr e a d y ! ” — Uunton Herald. 'l *»ur!'’ x x liimpen-d the I hiv . decide u n un a p p r o p ri a te inscription »! ut '»"V Ii til" ho,,|" 1. » 1 t ! lu i * •• lt nil;; lit t» i.. \* 11 11 • ■ *4 t f t l l ' ^ l 11«I y o f l l l l i i « ! . •AN r»»iio a^ain!' ^~«li»»utetl the iu«truc* Mrs. S m i th i n ^ to n — “ Oh! Mr. 'I’ii»kin, for it.” J i i r o i i e r — ‘W h y dou*t you «nn»- Il 1»1 t. » , l\ f lit • 111. !i . il1 a ! | « • 11 111 Il I- “ i ■ . * l " i a c l i i l t l f o I"»•cite 1 xxjll ^ivc^xTiu* «*n<* nini « chanco. you a n ; a l vx ays.ho kitul in comirij; to put th at line; ‘Can «toried urn o r ani* 1 »III.ill! .» t •• I.....I Tul i1 li" * \ ■ ..r ’4-\t. VII, infili- I i i - "f t hr ’ bunk. It i<4 t*»r If xon lioii’t ali«»"j- riolit tiii.« timo I'll M*e me <7ff.M L ittle T ib k i l l — “ N ot at * ........ boy— ^‘A nim ated iiiateti * bust— — Tull «'I It 1 -' it" lie I lit«i ' . • H.J « a « t" , | \ it • nn i -i n. di i*n I " b a. u XX j i p I* t a n x o u . N"*x. fur ilio l»«t time, hoxv all; it is a lw a y s ft p l e a s u r e .” — F u n . .!»u«t!* T h e very tiling. T h a t will it* 1 h it ti.» \ S»•• '«i;.I *\ "I I/ nm I' 1 I ll |t ii* i«b iiiaÍí^p^tM!« á r*' 11*1*1"«* ?’’ .»;-»• Util . - , tl" * 1. 4.1 .' !•»“ *1 » • • «lue i- K a y — “ T h e w a y of tin* t r a n s g r e s s o r m in d ex ery4snly of A lgy.”— A mt rira. 1 U i»h * Ill'll t h e a l l! h o r i t It*« I l x » " ' x* a i l e d t h e t m l i i p p v t « » xV - is h a r d . ” l 1 • » ! 1 It *\ ' <1iMw Mill. 1, •« . f a y - - “ Yes, he t a k e s the 1 ." "Oli- He ( s i t ti n g a t tlw p i a n o ) — “ W h a t ■Ilu'lit tk • t a n \ *tl** Cl liti 11 It’ll COII1- h e a t I . xvhole sitlexvalk ami c r o w d s t h e r i g h t shall I id ay, Mis* De 'J e m p s ? * 1 S h e — •lit 1" Its t.'.t til" 1 - t.l.■ ** i i i> •t Li'« 1* lit i ii if ; l )»»•* \ 111 le*t ipil Simo k ' ! lie t crie he r “ axe him ii e ous out injo the m u d . ” — /tr a in 's M aya- “ O. I < 1 0 wish you w ould play that # till III III ' "1 ’ «;, 1 t .1" S' ,t? ' ■ VX .'1 Hot \ M||* th o p h p 'ii tliVhhino »Inwn and mti I him U nr. ._ i»!,.»- IX 1. ll ! '• 1 w to s|,"j. :Ir*. *1*4 1 tlu* •4«V(»rite <»f y o u r s —'T he races.’ f th in k 1 > ! 1 11 O 11 1 i s \ t In » 1 l lt ¡« ÍI »il« * •» l from il*" riunii in dbora eo. A belato«! » Ml '1 1- Mill t. "II it’s c alled .” H«;—**I d o n ’t u n d e r s t a n d . ” A lg e r n o n — “ L w e n t t o I^onjj B ra nch U J» t»"HU tn M'htdar found him «inino i»v t li e r o a d - tn Uf I." tin X " «*<•’i :x li"*V Mt ll Il 1« • i ' 1«^! \ oij! li I: 111 •, 1 t." .she (inn«>cmitU)— “ W hy, l in o v u to p - t tlie « cm a i r . ” Au^uM ns (in te r - n| t li. nit 1" lu'Xxliiio at tin- tup of his \oie e. ^ ioti, u iu li 1 1 In iiL n 1 «"rit ill- tit Hi» 1* til. ..........1 III 1 . t .kilt ili, liuti». i' told 1 1 1 « y e tte rd a y . when l .vsked iiiin r ruptin^r s a d l ) ) “ A n d I w ent to y et a n n«'* a lin i « • i n i ' 1 il ‘Aji bat h th«* n»att«’|- J a c k ? ’ é I.T .... 1 » r l»ir :i s *\ . II .1 ■« 1ii I * in litii:!•/ t !l" ... s* lu ti 1 . • ll. ««•a heiress, «but i fa iled .” — D rake's when* you were, t h a t ’you were *»ut at t I caclit-r lit k"d nio.” il. t * i ii"« I. \N li tf 1- III" t . " HI ,rtn »1 nT f i . . tlie p a r k p la y i n g the races, so 1 sup« M aya 2 m e. - W hat for?” *1 1 It. at r. ("i ìii . llll <1 il ¡a .1 ' rn«xl \ \ Ii tl lai II" i |». 1». •. ] 11* "IU.lt lol|_ , |M,vU youwoiiiiJ I«* willing to play it fol -l,,T k - T a i l o r “ Fve -tep|H'd a r o u n d to col ■t’mi««' I didn't know hoxv m an y in tin > I i . m í i," I' '* .*t; -ili111. . il nr «.: I" la tli" .1 '* 11 .»V* 1‘V XX Ì! Il 1 ll" « tiling t * l e d that little ».ill.” I’r a x « r v —-“ Sorry, m e.” He ( u n d e r bis b r e a t h ) — “ W ait i 'III ts • 1i * « lia oí It t .1K « ' « a 1 " .1 » ini* t ilt a ^<«•1« t here xx «Ttd’ "ill ' 1« in • *!l II* •» "1. • »1 II." loti .but Fin short. How xxtdiid it do for till i catch T o m BroWtr.” -*-*%# JL H uh . H ull’ lb at h * a»\ wiu'it^rli.* 11» -si. . .1N il. 1 . Il.ll 1s t« 1 la» tv*« »V( d.il'i - Halt inni il tu III iki a lit «I « »1 t In»«c a le m e To o r d e r a n o t h e r suit? ” —L 'iotkur " D x mi k no x x ? ' ' ....... . IF lita l »«•’* 1 :» Il liit.'l . «"Mt loti h« ut. WILKIE COLLINS. a m l F u rn i»h± r. . r*— “ L o u r h f .'' ltl|***»( i*n. Flnrul.v luti U III1 r 11 |»4 til ll III*•1 loti .11*.1 .ili lt S t a t e S o p ì It * ’ l!"x* nifinx a i f then' * <ii4»-Wvf Tti"i""*ii«l ( i i i l n e u fur His mu f ll" Ilf «• .||»4’« .III " \. .iti1 it 1"HI Iti li ix ( » i x e m e in x «I al W i e k " i n * - “ Have y o u noticed th at full of »• it ifili J5 Novel ••Artaadals.** ■ t III«’ x oil «t upid *' : xx«• havcTfad Mtiiu* Iveautifuf surprise s * in | 'i M til ll il|o|io|l• il. ll »a I h ’4'11 •si-luMilh an»! I xx ili hax e I ate (nil ttf t •no. ’ e h? Well. \ toll jll«t «luring the la«t xxe«n;?” M ud pi*— “ No, initialr * lot iuforiu.it Ioli II« .*1 i II«* la « i n ^ i n ^ hom e«, an il ili» a l e happy. The highest p rice whieh W ilk ie Col tlu re xx ith, xr n L 1 itile^ «^m- on«l. and Fx «• lieeii ^ o i n ^ t o l H 'd e a r l y he re la t e ly .” _f It • 1 X . "Ill x* it li iiiloriu.it i<III l O I«' IMI- p i n o lenin « .. lins e v er^ w eiv e « l for a t s t r e L s a y s E<J- x«»n li catch i“r ^ i ‘ If rvrrdTTr«io \v a« fi \ t *. — T e rn Haul* F xpnjut. p a r t . «! rbi^Alioi» 11 • if « limi .»•« a cmiii - lt"X . \ | .1 S a v a n e . Itohfiin Kvcit«*- wartl Yales in t h e New Y ork T rib u n t. liuti !»»• lii^li killctl un*." MU.'funaiun iii ^ in.in. tli»’ « i I imm I. ¡i« ,i \ tuin ^ cliibl. Doctor ( t o dyinjf .p a t i e n t — “ JHiatli « a» 5.000 guinp.;«s. whieh was paid to mi-iit. e i i l b u h i a h i r r / e a l . tlich»« a r e o n l y I lie H Ii*. j * «iti 1« Ui» io« imi* | m UilciUt, itip-t- m i i h e r ^ " o t | n»»i b a d . an* in o ro JV<t. •To(?.s not end all. inv «h'ar—f r ie n d .” him fol; " A r m a d a l e " by G e o rg e S m ith fin* m buoi t’iii|ilia«i/t h fu« i|< pi fiili’Ue«*. t h a n «tr*un i« f i n it i oi bail, »>r % i u d in * .. . . . ik , ( > vini;M a u- “ Kiirht. »l<K't«»r. Y o t v a n d before a line of the story, w hie h o rigi ! b* wluij» ina^nilii -y \xli.*t In* knrìxx«^?|i« ^»»"»1 ni' itati. * .*5-?. _ ww* y ‘ tiie N in b 'i ta k e r seiid in y o u r bills a f te r nally apt .eared in th e t'o n ih ili M aga m I umi I. *> 1 i » » hf tliMs» nut k h " xx. ring “ It xx as ;* p »( m | lesson,” sa id a ervn-—that.* —/Irak* .« M uyaztne. < l ile .Minuta » '"udtlutùni: ‘t hè l»e«t zine. had lieen w r itte n . ••Arm adale" hili p cal Ih him \ m an , t h è h * I h mi a I m » \ . dtic tor on a L o raiu stre et ci,r to the '1 '!»«* nia^i w h o keeps at» exac t cash Wt-kicox flial lliih » li ti ii t*-r¡7atimi «mloxved u n i \ c i v i t \ in t h è Sonili, ti»«* t lex e la nd / m an, that a c h a r m i n g a c c o u n t of his daily exjienses g e n e r a ll y has n e v e r lieen a favorite w ith th e p u b Y illld erb ill. p 1 Ilh ||H»n»X frolli a lic. but it is a ve ry po w e rfu l book, a n d ih not m u * « ihally c o r n i t. but it »»ut- lady t a u g h t a fashionable f o p e a r n s an ev|H*rt l> 6 okkeeper*» salary in a *tnrv of the m ost alisorbing interest, l'iu* eiuloxx nim-nt fumi y o u n g lady iiffCh til«« tciult'lii il'h. i III' h( ||«,|»l musi ' Ntiff lien» m a n that «pine _ _____ _________________ ____ rr,___ «pmc luTc I utc t "U .j ^ l lutrsdev a/terfUHp;. t r y i n g tu-ivintpidHtr w h e r e the luxury n o A ^ i i 'k c i i . e xpressed a h i g h o p i a i o a " I jdlUikl * 1« $n.,. I U H I, «if w llU'lv i- f.la ;i^c i « lu thc-M* «Mrvc- «•fh I .in.iik " ’ rH- wi' i.i *- .S ,, ^ r i i/T.- Jo u rm il. Thi- v im n ^ la.ly ì f t « I...M f of itT J u s t a f te r the b a r g a i n had *»een tioiih. a n d M«ek lo di^tufx ith tr ea tnic iit c a n i o f r o m a N o r t h e r n m a n . t.'i'.il limi look it —-at Dear tlie f u r « a n i “ 1 .HitpiN.Ke you still d a b b le In a r t ? " -concluded betw een th e a u t h o r a n d th e Sii|H*, x I.«mi«a l*ilrw«»n« ’llo p k fn « : of xtiutii in «neh a x*.*> a« t»> xxiu ilio (loor. No MM.ner ha.l . h e lieeonie Dabble! W in . m v d e a r I m > v . p ic tu re s publisher t h e r e was a discussion a t t h e !c«|M'ctt re ta in tin* intcrcht, ««*» ui«* ih«« <’oriM»ral puni «liim*n t i« iiion«tr«»Uh|y a.al.-.l th a n th e volili^ .l .n.lv );a/e.l o n e “ **------------ a f te r n o o n — a b “ o — u t book --*■ * ’ *■---------- ------- *• from m y bru sh a — r e on - exhibition all Atlictucum n n p i .ib»*, . p l u r a l .imk Ini« n o ivIutitUiH loxalf x »»íthe I m »\ «. I hcn»* aro o t h e r aln.nl lo ma' »' he re he h Ì ioii I.I lavish his o v e r t h e y i t y . " ••You d o n ’t sa y ! f o r prices, «luring w hich H a y w a r d v e r y onr projrrcHhixo. in tctiv ciu .it ami *»oeial h|»»*p t«,titlein ie«t. i « » xxliiel» xxiili a tte ntions. S e e in g (he y o u n g la.ly Ivy w hat tirm^of billiKi.iers d o y o u « o r k ? " acrim oniously m a i n t a i n e d t h a t G e orge lt ih "lit " f j o i n t x* iti» ti»« xx e max refer at il lit »1 li« ■ »* lime, but lioxv m e t In xlh liet'self he took a sent ilireetlv o|»|Misite — Hutton H erald. , , _ S m ith could n o t'p ossibly have paid a u y xx e xx ih|» m erc i) v « » ur^«* ii|H mtlietoae)i- t ime«. h e r so that lie eoulil look ilireetlv into «•1 « of t Ile ««'Colui alni t il1 1 »| eia«««"« «*f K rie n d fto v e te r a n .e d l t p r ) “ H a v e you such sum to W ilkie Collins, a n d a f t e r S tate Stipi. N A Luce. Maine: he r fare. H e (lien jiroeeisled to watch he had' r a n te d o n th e subjecL for som e ; lie g r a m m a r hclmol ( r e c k o n i n g from N\ llt liexcl thè d i - t r u l systeiu pr«*v ails. h e r i .•»•'» evet* w r itte n ,, a l i n e t h a t “Vou ami » try to m nt v I i n tea tel % ne 1 r ■ regnr.1. i v is» < i:tti -_i,_ _ » • . w ould wish _ r tim e Dickens t u r n e d t o ^ W e n d and iba* U*p>xUiiL Unix m * \ a mi «I** a*» h r t b ‘ fev4|«voT n n a i n % f . e " « tis‘ f7.fe,si to 'lo o k at 1 , 1 w ,l * ou.V.. ' e" r “ ' 1 ( « « • > »«; w hispered: " C a n you" w * u l e r n o w :*•» ptihhjble to ma^niix flic ig n o ran c e of a t f alxxax« xx.i-.lt lui of lime a n d effttrt liitn. t but ... she 1».. on ..i. . o ..i l .. nil«’«-. lAlieil Vil* th *'\V h#»n o n c e . ” “ " W hen X was t h a t? t ? ” '••W hen 1 I ly d i: i d i so t in n l e r . that ^roxxin^ l*"\h ami all flu x can to n ) iow of bolli teaclie)'« alni pllpils m e thè lie n I ioii I.I see how nun..veil she was indorsed a friend s note a n d had to pay th at th a t m an is so g e n e r a ll y e x e c r a t e d ?" T h a c k e r a y , o n ly a sh o rt t im e an a p p rec ia tio n *1 flu* inanliiie««, imb - ru!e; u n d e r thè tt*xxn sxstem they are si..I how his a tt e n ti o n s disgusted her. it. " — T e iiit H ijhnijt. In-fore lijs death, c o n g r a t u la t e d Collins peiuleliee. a i d ^f""i| h«'U«e "I flu1 t»X»*r- t Ile t'VCt'pl itili. " W h a t a r e you d o i n g now, G u s ? ” on th e tra n s a c ti o n a n d told him t h a t he N o t h i n g d a u n te d , the dandy kept on ^'i»»xxn b " \ . I I il 'I i p e r c e n t « , rapiilitv SI l t " Siipt r i n ti- n d e iit Bice* Stuitll s t a li n g . Soon th e g i t * 1 took a pa|>er said one y o u n g m an about tow n to a n had n e v e r him self m a d e a s m u ch as in piiK i hsi « clcvfanec in u«e of lati* "O. 1 - w rite for tv living, " t i n ( ’iirt*lina: 1 ani iiearfilx in f a v o r of a n d n c n r tt from a h a n d bag an.I liega» o ther. ^lia^ e a lt ’ "Í lift le aet-ounl a« i'"|i»l*l»l'e»l t m i ' i " in « tru etitifi. a m i 1 l»o|*e th.i t \\«' what I th o u g h t was a note, rinsing h e r the daily press?" " N o ; 1 w rite to ¿."5.000 by any of his books. T h e p u r - cluvse of " A r m a d a l e " w as n ot a p ro fita xxiflt tli" eiuitub ii«»' intercht a i d . * 11 i « | - siiail - f " J4iu-ie t a u g l i t in e x e r v scliotd eves to the y o u n g m a n every-now a n d f a th e r al suit twice a m o n th for a re ble tra n s a c ti o n fo r Mr. Sm ith , b u t inj; I « » \ ally "I tli" juipilh m 111 « - • ckih^- , I was a good deal s’uri>ris«sl at m i t t a n c e . " — Mi rchaut lYaveler. aiul to «• t-ry eh ibi in t h è Mate. T o then. ••Kontola" prov ed a still w orse b a r g a in , t'h. Keep flic box h out "I lb" -Imp u n s ax tii'tliing of it- gtiMtl e l l e d s npoti t h è this aetion. atnl w he n I . alle.I a r o u n d C a n d i d a - " Y o u have a |M.or opinio n as ¿'7.000 was paid fo r it, a n d of th e til the* alt *'l' b 1 < -e 11 fix ke ep in g tlielll p h y - i e . i l -x-tt-iii it eix ili/.«'« a m i retine» t p e o l l e e t the fare she asked m e to h a n d of hit inanity, 1 fear. Yon do not re lirst e x pensive edition o n ly som e -1*500 III h * ■ 11OO I Mill b\ law. bul b\ ^0"*4 r \ ht ■ 11 h* • a i d i li I el lineili appi*»-eiìit ion of ex et y sc h o o l .imi c o m m u n i t y xvlicre Iter note to th e y o u n g man. Ite was g a r d the race with th at c h a r i ty ittiil copies w e r e sold. T h e s t a te m e n t t h a t s m i li n g in a very eoneeited anil happy hrothcrlv affection th at chara cte riz e Collins has left copious r e m in isc e n c e s p r o p e f t r aillillg !»• gix eli. xx li il tin \ al. b\ li.lini" alni xx hai tlu'X s t a t e Stipi. .In-eph F.«t«'rbrook. Mieh- w ay as lie o|H'Ue.l the note, v* hen he , fn«. ph ila n tliro p h v . ” I’a ngloss — • No: a n d n u m e r o u s M.S. stories is in co rre ct. max be hx h« ii»;bl" 1 1 nnii»^. j,, il.o street cars.-'!— .tin. riesi. igati: Aft"»' tlie foiimlnlimis *»f trite s p r e a d out the p a p e r 1 saw his collti- j D u r in g the last few y e a r s he received T h e \ \ t o l t i ni il i I tliM iitfon. m.iiiliood liaxe by« n laiil by thè pr«>|H*r t e n a e e e ltange like a dash. I looked Mr. (ialf ‘T w o n d e r what y o u were several pro p o sa ls on th e su b je c t of o v e r his s h o u ld e r while eolleetilig the Y. il'» a;'", in a \» t \ piniiniutt fr«'h|i- thst-ipliuary e\»'i-ei«e« of the puliti«; d r e a m in g a l s i n t last n i g h t? You re ac h ed ' rem inisc enc es, b u t d e c lin e d to e u te r - 111:111 « 1 1 ' " i i- - i " : i. xx In i f xeial \ oli n o schooL. tlifii ;pul dot (¡11 t il d i l"t thè next fare, a n d what 1 saw nearly ttia.le ju t a n d patted the m a r b le to p of the tain them . uie burst out laughing. " W il k i e C ollins, t o those who m e t men xx « tv i"nk tug al l hr ll'jeel t»f Ilio pfttfe««ioiiaI. teeiinieal, ami ¡ntlti«trial "On th e p a p e r was a dra w lrtg of the table and sm ile d ." Mrs. 4¡all— "Q . I him »it his visit t o th is c o u n tr y , w a s a «eli«*o|« op«'ti tli«*ir «loors a n d otlei lo y o u n g lutiti, lo o k in g as like him as a r e m e m b e r now. I d r e a m e d I was pat- ,wrw>nil, l , v . " w i a Vete- adranbxge« of c«dlc;r" etltieilimi oticof all xx In* ilc«iiv it. the iustruetim i re- b e e a a t tric r i e a a l l a^-ent I 'hib.d.dnhia thè tli«putaiil« «aiti No. ili" b* 1 xxtu’th tjuired fot* I he spe dili business of lite. p h o to g r a p h , but (lie head was put on t i n g . v o i i o n the cheek. - l , r r e H aute r „ a „ n U th a g e n t in in th th e e P h ila d e lp h ia . ——• w •«. w the body of a d onke y ami th e g re at Map r .x p n t t . xx a« ti"t kutixx Ictlgc. bui thè «li-i'ipliu Inquirer. " I shall n e v e r forget t h e Stipi. K. N. Jo n e s. S a r a to g a Sprittgs, e a r s h u n g .low n o v e r his cheeks, m a k Miss l .a n g h a m You A m e ric an s use first tim e t h a t I c a m e in to c om inim ica- it scc li reti. J u t l g i u g t lieti» by their N. Y Draxving ntfords a t r a i n i n g for reconl. «omc «ludeiil« t ikc axxay frolli thè hauti ami ft»r the eye xx ili» li cauiiot ing him very foolish even for a donkey. the na m e ot G e orge W a s h in g to n very ’fitu) with him. I t w a s In D ecem ber, I 'll.le r n e a th was written: S o m e thing fiv .iu e n tly . d o you not? Mr. dc Y ank VQi'. 1 had g o n e a f te r m id n i g h t into C »1 It'ge X e l X little 1 1 i«ei pi i I le alni le*.« !*e «d'tained frm u a u y t h l n g else. Oli ■ Yes, indeed. W hy. 'G e o rg e W a s h the bay of w h a t w a s t h e n T o m m y k ti« » xx Ictlgc. I b»x* ex t'i", I he ;»bt»x c opitioti tlie praetieal siti«*, it lie« at the xery I n e v e r before m et; probably escaped from the m useum .- Well, the way ing* has I icon on e v e r y title's t o n g u e R y a n 's hotel, a t t h e _ r o r n e r of B r o a d has intu ii xx e i g h t . t ollpge «t mlcnt « do basi» «»f all t r a i n i n g in thè inanimi ari» that .lamlv got out of the e a r was a nee po post since sta g e s t a m p s vvetyj. in v e n t e d . ” way a n d U nion s q u a r e . ,N e w York, a n d tic«|tiiif. o r ought hi at-tpiire. Inibii« of ami imlust l’ics for b» > t li m en ami .Y. F. Sun. s t m l \ , ami leal i» lioxx t«* «ludy to thè xx «nudi. No persoti cali Iny claiiu to eautiour look.si as though he w o uld is now the M o rto n house. P e r c h e d o n have like.l !.. insult the girl al tirsi for I h *«I mlvaiitage. A n o th c r restili I h thè sk ili i t t i he.««* p u rsiu ts w ho does not ' The offieeseekoi’s hav e been p r e tt y a high stool b e fo re th e e a t i n g c o u u te r, revenge, but lie thought b e lte r of it, b r in g in g of xoiiug meli, ami xxo iin» ktioxv liow t«> «Iraxx. lively d u r i n g the p r e s e n t a d m iu istra- w ith his knees draw'll n e a r l y u p to his a n d w a lked out. tr y in g to look as still glatl to « a \ . lioxx-a-tla\ « y ottiig xvomen " oii ," said Ntnythe to B row ne. " E v e r y chin, w as a little m a n in sole m n b lac k l'/ultith l/ifna /leeoni: School e d u ca a nd indlflerciu as lie could. It tau g h t alst». untici’ the inlluetiec of flit* tm»«t line of th e m has been g o i n g like a race clothes. T h e p o sitio n in w hich he sat. timi i« the c o m p l d i i d i t of hom o edtica- him a lemon, I guess." lurgelv gifie<I and niost liiglily eXilti- horse ." "Y o u refer, no doubt, to the his sm all body, his l a r p e head, his t ioti. li« *t it s stilisi ¡tute. Shotild it xaletl mimi«. Add cliuractcr lo culture. fact that he was t r y i n g for a p la c e .” — s t r o n g features, liis g o l d spectacles, «•ver beeome the lattei*, olir sta te xx*III K i l le d a IVecr af T h i r t y 1'aees. ?II|4 xvlu* «Itali «et hnum la ries to illld ami his bushy h a ir a n d b e a r d , t h e n Merchant Traveler. he like tItat of China. Tilt» univcrsal fiuice ili tilt* iiilliience tlicrcof? O ne of th e m ost curious d e e r stories Pro fe ss o r— " M r. Banks, of w ant use sh o w in g m o r e silver t h a n b la c k threa ds, «Ireary deatl-level of a preseribetl aliti At tilt1 fiitieral of Bros«'«.«or Dphttm. u n n ltd 'u h lc metItoti xvill stille all imli- of e arly .tim es oc curre d a bout 1S54 at is an u n k n o w n ip ia n tii« ? ” Y o u n g w o u ld have a t t r a c t e d any body's a t of Boxvdoiu (iollege. xva« preseli! I’re«i- tention. He was e a t i n g an e n o r m o u s xirluality. It is to thè e lm n g e and W h ite S u l p h u r Springs. N a pa <;ounty. Hanks —'_^Vs a m ea ns of m a k i n g m oney. d e n t Alidi. ( ì i r a n l College. Alien Iiad varielv, thè p ro g r e s s of the a c tu a l Ufo, A large p a r t y of people w ere there, P ro fe ss o r— "E x p l a i n yo u rse lf; 1 d o n 't mess of r o a s t o y s te r s a n d d r i n k i n g Itemi a Boxvtltiin. ami ha»I com e u n d e r B a n k s — 1 ‘W ell, ask D ublin )H>rter. P r e s e n t ly Mr. Dolby, tiiat xve m ust look io cause c duca tiou som e of th e m a m o n g the best-know n u n d e r s t a n d . ” tlio inlluetiVe of r p l i a m . ami alwny s citizens of San Francisco." Som e of the fathe r; lie is’ in the c o a t b u sin e ss.” — w h o w as lirst k n o w n in this c o u n tr y its to progress. felt tlmt lo liis college professor xvas th e m an w ho b r o u g h t C h a r le s D ickens g u e sts w e n t o u t ou h u n t in g e xpedi- K earney K nterjirite. «Ilio III«; ineeptioii of liis religiotis lift*. .tons, a n d a m o n g these wats M r . J o s - Money b a g s - " A d v e r t ¡sing, m y de ar o v e r he re f o r his r e a d i n g t o u r in 1868, K l l t l n g l l i s K to i n a c h . « Kev. Dr. Deems. of the “ ( ’liiireh of the c a m e in, a m i t h e littTe, g r a y m a n selvn, now of M adrone, S a n t a ( la r a •’ * — •” -J- hov, alw ays. Y o u n g b l o o d —" I t h a s t " h o p p e d off his stool to jo in him i n . a S tr a iig e r s.” N'exv York, xvas ulso pres “ (liviv me a g r c a t doiib h'-barreled, cottnty. He was " I..a.led for ipttiil me. "W h a t do you m e a n , d r i n k a t t h e liar. I k n e w Dolby, a n d eti t. He xvas asked if he knexv l ‘re«i- center-lire, baek-action d r in k t»f soda a n d saw a Ijltehuck w ithin t h ir ty paces, ! nani S Ul^ " except e x ^ V th l t a . t f f a M th h e r ^ a a d d v « e rtis X - e < d 'A i ?!k fr ie n d ^ w r ' a s ! in tr k n o ".^ Nothing, D r olby's d u c e ^ d to m e *«•«» as d e n t Alien, llis ready r e sponse was, ami ph o sp lm te ,” ordere«| a jo lly «uis- “ Ile Iliade m e.” Tliis e oiiim e ut has t m n e r at a ( 'in c h in a ti d r u g ston*. “ Do - -, . - , * W ilk ie Cbllins. <*. • * • ........ 4 » » ......■ . .*»-........ - t been able to g e t tic k anyvvher ______________ I hmui w r i l te n « n illese faets: '* 1 *»«>- y o u k n o w vvlmt this fa vorite •phosnluito lin 'd . i T b e d e e r leaped high In the a i r haven . _y 1 . Still. fessor U p h a m was in som e meas- of yo u rs is d o i n g for vou?" asked Iho am i d i s a p p e a r e d over a hush a n d s T he C h ief M ourners. i - • d t r u g g i • s t . , * as .t . d % sp o r tsm a n r e tu r n e d » . to .i ll.tcltitivii f " W h y this is in d e e d a ure the n m k in g of “ Bresldmit v e n * e r a b ■ le the c u s . to m e ... r ‘ <1... the .1!..__ disg u ste the j Dashavvay A t a fu n e ra l in Oscoda, Mich., th e Alien. P re sid e nt Alien, s p e a k in g d r a in e d his glass. " K il l in g th e nniise ea hotel, t m n k i n g . h i s shot a failure. He Surprise, Miss S u m m it. I t m u s t be five Itinking.hl a f te r thè n m tin e r of meli, inailo J)r. in m y s t o m a c h , ” w a s the reply. "Yes, told the sto ry nt the hotel, and, 1 m y e a r s since I saw vou last. In d e e d , 1 p a r t of c h ie f m o u n t e r was t a k e n by th e D eem s.” Tliis n m k in g of meli, thi» a n d It is killin g y o u r sto m ac h , too. says, " h a d to set u p the c h a m p a g n e all a lm o st w o n d e r th a t you r e co g n ize m e ." I •*«»**» n»an s wife, w h o h a d m a i r i e d an- b r i n g in g of c h a r a c te r, inorili a n d m o n Som e of these da y s you'l l w a n t it c o p th e e v e n in g ,” besides e n d u r i n g uni- Miss S u m m i t — "A h, Mr. D a sh a w a y , ‘)th^r w it h o u t g e t t i n g a divorce. H e r tai, hit«» line r proponim i*, i» mie ro- pe r-pla te d, a n d you'll w a n t in vain. vorsal skeotle ism . T he n e x t day how how co u ld one e v e r y forget t h a t c o a t ol h u s b a n d w e n t a l o n g to soothe a n d coui- Hiilt of Ilio hitc rem irso of nrofessor a n d Ph.isplmto. is s o m e th i n g t h a t no one ever, the tleer w as b r o u g h t in a n d it y o ttr s?”* - Clothier a n d F urnisher. j *0 ^ *M!r-____________ __________ •tm lcnt. I bave some!im e» «pteried sh o u ld t a k e e x c e p t a f te r a full mdtil. was found t h a t the' pocket-knife had Mr. Btvshful— “ W o n d e r f u l t h in g s a r e » w h e th e r It inay n o t he Ilio g r e a t e s t of W h y ? The C a lifo rn ia, it is said, no w m annfao- Well, I will oxnlain. You p e n o tr a tu d to th e h e a r t . — S a n F ra n d o n e n ow a days. Miss C lara . all collego udvantftgc». d o c to r has giv en Mrs. S m ith 's boy a ! t o r e s n e a r l y all th e i ro n she needs, w o u l d n 't t h in k t h a t the lnffam m ablo cisco Chronicle. T h e stime thfng. thotigh, m a y bo a»- e n d s of m a tc h e s w ore a p r o p e r t h i n g to new lip f ro m h l i c h e e k .” Miss C l a r a — j t h o u g h o n ly a le v y tjjirt« a g o site do- aorted of all grade» of school». T h e eat, w ould y o u ? But p h o spha te is de- An a llig a to r n e a r Mieanope. Fla., "O, tltat's not m u c h ; m a n y 's th e tim e I p e n d e d o n u . e east ior iter - a p p ly . boy in a g r a n i m a r school, u n d e r a 1 havtr had a p a ir ta k e n from m ine, a n d 1 " . K seized a horse's tail am i dislocated it. V"- > L * . f < - ■ f *r T ) > • ¿¿¿ja ?