PIRASANT ITEMS mt we«ks. left Saturday for! MT. PL hA SA ni Mr# f . Iiuhhernmn and trapiMHl fo r Use I bird tithe. Tie lilnundf Soundsd Ominous. QLD TIME EGG HOAX. »aid. ”Tbe.r say there Is a divinity In “ Did tha dealer ssy he. would ssnd J. M . Hay «nd daughter of Leb' ^ H t e Ryan a'rrompanied i Devutr.t to r» hln»»U o i SU/tin ud odd numliers" t^ * w m o f the old be- ; A Jok, T h -t D(d Not R„ ult just as our coal around next week?" . adjaoraf Urrltucj lief that tbe odd time would be lucky. “ Yes. ho said bg bad our coal slated anon are visiting relative» in Mr»* -¿L’ Tow he» »pet tbe Perpetrator Cs posted. -rbystebma o f other days always in­ for Tuesday " Away back In the days when Miller this vicinity. *’ ^ week enu in Albany. nnU KM tO t V t R i UKONtSUAY sisted that "bleedings’' should lie In was preaching the near end of the “ Rlnted. eh l I don’ t altogether Ilk* Mrs. Nndstnnek of Salem is ^ ^ RMy called at th»| odd numbers—one, three, live. etc., and world there were two meu living iu the sound of t h s f- K a fis a s City Jour­ uever au even oue. Baltimore Ameri­ visiting her sister Mrs. H. Shan ghnnk hon'e Wednesday, nal One Year.... ............ ::....... $1.00 Lawreueevillc. nelghltors. who may be can. named Brown and Jones, who were Six Months .................... 60 and other relative» thi» » ie • . ^Vgyne Huber was ■ like unto Jonathan and David Jonea Advertising rates on Application Bert Ihivi* of Albany was ,n ^„est of Fred Smith. LYONS MISTS. was a chicken fsHei^r. Both, like e — COUGH THE RIGHT WAY. most people In’ that day. discussed «„i. neighborhood « « • " “ j | RoI. „ . Sh. „ k .p , „ , I* Is Safer Per Youreelf, Yeur Lungs Mtllerlam. E. D. ALEXANDER. Editor. Mr. and Mr?. Dudley of Hoov­ le-wi» and Irvine R»y motor». w|(h Aw M n> Ry, „ and Those About You. ** . 4 One Hgturday nlgbt Brown. who had er were over Sunday visitors in to Scio Thursday. Tbe following directions as to bow read somewhere that if a («olnted spek B iterM as second-class matter March 29. 1915. at the post-office at Stayton. to rough are given by Dr. A A. were dipped in oil anything wrlttSb Lyons. p T. Thayer, and wife were Ore., under the Act o f March S, 1879. Pleyte In the Journal o f the Outdoor with It on an egg. anil with the egg Mrs. Mary Franklin spent the visitors at Floyd Shelton’s Tues­ Life: held to tho tiro, would remain Indell week end with Mrs. E. Traak. Fold your handkerchief so that It la 1 ble. • day. >• about live Inches square. Place It flat Brown wrote on an eg*.'"T he world Mrs. M. Martin was nn Albany LOFTY SAN MARINO. Ben Thayer of Scio was seen For Infanta and Childrea In tbe right hand. If you are right I will come to an end on O ct 20, 1844." visitor on Thursday. She took in Mt. Pleasant Sunda>%wear- handed, and with this band bold it the day Miller had stated, and placed Tha Only Nation In tho World Without In U t « For Over Y« dgtly over the mouth. Press the hand the egg In oae of Jones' nest* expect- in Robertson’s circus while in the ing a broad smile upon his fae?. a Daily Paper. Al W AX* b*W* San Marino Is the smallest republic OB tbe mouth, ns to hold it loosely over |DK Jones would com e to him as soon city and reported it very stood. the Wonder what it meant? in tbe world and oue of the most an- the mouth will not accomplish the pur as |,e found H and after a good laugh Higbatute o f M. H Titus of Kinjr*ton and Now. Instead of coughing and ' (,e would tell.how it wag done A surprise party was given nt • dent, being over 1.000 years old. It la pose But j , as »ou,,' u* he could get his little grand-daujfhtiT,. Hilda ' situated ou n' plateau b.'tjo feet high, trying to muffle the sound In your the W. K. Ray home /Friday in throat or mouth, mulfle it with your r |„,|,es on. rushed to the home of ten miles from the Adriatic sea and Johnston were callers at the II. honor o ft Lewis Hay. A hug» handkerchief. Practice It until a per Richard l.ea .The nfws spread about- sixty-five mile?; east of Florence sou teu feet away cannot hear you. “ fft, like wlld:l.e and persons coming to Mercer home Sunday afternoon. crowd attended and a -very en­ # e e * • • • * • • • • • • • • • • • • • * ! It Is « walled cllf with \vat< h towers The sound made In roughing la du# Mrs. John Trask and children joyable timy- was reported by and con tains twvut.v-seveu s(|tiare imrtly to air imss.ng over the vocal town to church carried it. utfd all Sun­ day there was a throng calling on miles. 1 * spent Sunday with Mrs. Trask’s all. . eoitls. partly to air golug. through the Jones to see the egg \ Brown viewed The men qua try gray building stone, bronchial tul>es aud trachea and part­ parents, Mr. ain^-Mrs C. D. Wil­ the crowd with a much troubled mind, which is carrleJ to- the' sen by oseu. ly. to the resonance produced In the Lewis Hay started for ,In* Mis and', at last he-Went to Jones and told son. . „ • j ,' The wUie cellars aie caves in the r.wkj chambers above the trachea. This Saturday with his large herd *d and outside the opening** tables are sound can lie almost wholly, avoided the story. Never after that did Junes Harrv Vaughn was a Mill City ; .*;() Years Experience sheep. . place,! and food and wine served The and the irritation to the lungs and air speak to Brown. —Letter to Pittsburgh visitor Saturday evening. Gazette-Time* women cook over charcoal stoves in passage* preventeti by Looping the air Mrs. II Moiitgb'mery .ind M« k J Ail work 'pi watches and| the-open street or square ami people passages open and letting your band Ben White and family of Salem cel and Mrs, h’. Slndton atul J . t oc*., (d n r a n te e d fo r buy. ‘ '■ ;' ' kerchief dt> the lajUllug. Now. instead STABLED IN THE OCEAN. * ---------— - (me Year. spent Sunday tp the Vattoy. chijdrcn cad. i at tlie D. C- IbO In the erenfm;. after the st.T-'eeoaeb o f expelling I'.!0 cubic Inrliw •if ’glr at • Trv V- »li r-. ‘I* F|«-uk* lor It from Rimini brings' the mail, all gath­ each bxptrafion. yon will ex|iel a small­ This Hors« 1« Not -nly Henpocksd, but Mrs! C. S. Philippi and son. home Thursday» •- er at the ppst< thee, w hile some lietter er _amount.' with more comfort to your Lives In the Soi. I ...at -I i'l Tl>* Shoe Shop. Desmond, of Silverton and Mrs. Mrs. McKean and Mrs. Hoovçr J . reader tlrbu the rest reads the news self and to those «round you and with There Is a- horse that enfs no to*to. I.i |. r of Ma,\ton Slut-, Rank I V J. Philippi an I son of Ivmgsgj t n d c h i l f l r e n Abèrvlesn, VVash.,c.# \ from- an outside new(j|«i|ier. for the much les* harm to vou f Intigs.' hay or corn. H e. Is stabh-d In tbe nation o f Ban Marino Is the only civ-'' - Dregoal deep waters o f tlie Meiltterraneau and ton were visitors at J. fl. John-\ who have been visiting tla-ir sis . # Sta» teu. Vized one in the world without a daily Steam and tbs Homs. ' the Atlantic ocean and pustures in sub­ stop’s Sunday. • • • • • • • » • « • • • « « « • • ter, Mrs. Kayan. the past two • < paper. « Steam shelled industry "Ut of the marine fields of seaweed, lie wears The nation maintains t a standing home as oue shells pens, and put it iu -bony armor and a tail curved like a ’• Mrs. I. V. Cane was a yallev at ■army o f nineteen, increased to thirty In tbe factory. Tlie family, father, moth-’ monkey’», and yet lie’s a fish, llis .the Bptel Abies Saturday eve. time o f stress The government is by er and th^ children, tagged after, and animal head ha* given him hN popu- Mrs. Maud Trask visited with twelve elders chosen by the people home survived merely as a place to lar-name—sea horse. _ All legal cases are settled by an out­ eat and sleep' Ó S T I ' X Ì P A T I I I C PhysiclajjH nnd Surgconij Thursday. , ‘ ‘ With all these varl-d characteristic! friends in Mill City * 9 side Justice, who serves for three yea^s Applied to transportation. Uu>trffh. the sea home ia notrTcst. vicious nor and-is never re-elected. D K . A . I». I I O W B M - H *>U . M A R Y I f O W K L l J steam d Id-even more. It dissolved the bundsome. Like his cousin, the pipe There are 12.000 Inhabitant.« Time population which had caked and clot- tish. he Is a poor swimuier. also, he la ' WEST STAYTON OWtcopnthic AdjuxtiticuL th1a ia our alogan; but In addition. 0 «ia*»tafcf l Is divid'd Into four periods of six hours t(SP in one parish for l.Om years and henpecked. Mrs. Sea H oisejnal'cs film p n u iic ià n s a r t q u a liU t J by, «-»larattou and traino g lo»arl a* y«»ur f«rml;| each. No clock marks more than, six made It flnlil to run uphill about the take cave o f the children.. . physician, to t u t t i a ll t m t r g t n c l t t which may arine. . hours, tills custom following the an­ earth, uphill from low income to a Mrs. Lucinda Briggs viiiited in To help h!tn In his work ns tnirse Saving*. Hunk Bldg. * B oth I’ bon. a. A lban y,-O rcgo«| cient Visible of the Romans. The tiny higher. Nobody lives now where he ntnid he has a pouch beneath Ids tall, Scitrthe last’of the week. republic command.« one of the most was born If he can get away. We’ re formed by folds of skin an 1 complete- wonderful views in Italy.—New York here only till something better some­ ly,closed except Tor a small hole In T- Y. McCMIan took in the Times. where else turn* up. The attics under front. .In tins ponili the ta g ; are de circus at SKlem Thursday. the ancestral shingles, full of horse posited, and tPc. rcu din there until Lon Walker has a crew of men hide* trunks that hold the - brocaded 1.1 hev are. batyhod. „♦ TRAVELS GF THE ORANGE. • v •> *J v<- * '* 4 i 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 '4 i > v v <• ■;* <• • satins in which our great-great-grand­ Titere aire nt-’UMt»' uify species <>f working on the.road... At One T i m e It, W ith All E s$ „Yellow, mothers danced- with Lafayette—you' sea horses î:i_- 1 lit* wf lets of th« globe, P. C. Speer hr.-, built an’ oiii oi jrsT read about them iu flic story a I ixurnon on - I — i.g : ho short snotitel W a s O a rre d F r o m H o ': anS. Woe b:*;kV ’!«1- OUA- « t - i : • — 1 *-:—tcriqjj - V l hj |l || fli' 1- |ip y • the!;- way lo tli 1 ' ’ ' ' ' —■ L r v ncDi gt*e. These :l ito'KM) ,!«'!!" the color f.i.i dr»Y< to> ';i.' ;b n 1 i ira Jay.’l The first t & u i n Tt; r:-»* ; ' r ’ . MLit . • ;* ‘ I \V t * !i ar,i<> jivè-f 1 A I.ondou wv.i*-r sa; s that tbe t-v iy a [»art luit they ap; »étti, a • Bp", u is It snip ... y \ nr’ !' niouti) iastvrh'ti>r*rT>n I'.r'awiil 1 .• In . * r < . * i i S M.h'H'.-I* 1 1 wj|T :: l j< ül- J , , t 4lit* fegelaUan. - i ’ hil: t } *l:,’ t’;i North li.. Oil! of V. fi! b the ; O taker "npning frojn ill« ’■ W?th u cargo o f is one Shallow.” This map Justice L int ii.ll . • ’ • Vu AmerlpaHf • . .... quec.i. ^Eleanor of Pastille. ; Mr?,.- T. ('. -Sj' <•* returned- 1 Biènne? of Derby -The ninne was a j.\a sitir c tri'*! . We 8<|*H fifteen eiirons and seven •> " home, Sunday from Junction! it George Fox, who olV-e - hired The P.a^e V/,th' the Run. i nos next uoti'-e Is ¡n J.'k/U ’ , to Mil wbolesab* and retail. in tht*’justi< e * court that all • > ght to • ■ (» . • in Morocco the s, range seas-m o f the d’orring figured utn.ug fi.c d Mr. Jaiics, Avift- and rliuiffhter, a< i IU T Z the coronation banquet of ji!’y •V. 1 •‘quake” at hearing...?he name • f i «•ost of . picturesque term. Salem in tlie evening. other Moslems. In e“ ery town a su­ twopence a day. The first mention of preme offering of a* ram or he goat tbeir use us tnbslles occurs in the di Saturday was* W’est Stayton Way to Handl* Them. <’ 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 m I takes place at the door of the princl day in Salem. ary o f Ilenry Machyn, who tell* ns . The divorce court was grinding. Amon£ those that on May day of 1559 the revelers “ All ladles who married on n bet or P«l moaque. Immediately after It is at tbe queen’s palace at Westminster a dare or for a joke will ’ stand up.” struck by the official Imam In pres from here who went to' the Cap­ ence o f the multitude It Is flung on the ital City on that day were Mrs. threw eggs and oranges at each other. announced tlie clerk. shoulders o f a stalwart Moor, who. ex- Oranges were for some years a pro­ They lined up. Safety. First— Let Chiropractic .Remove, the Cause.] Wei8enberger, Mrs. King, Mr-*- hibited fruit In .Holland. When the “ Your applications are denied Now I erttng bis utmost strength, ruus like a Batavian republic was established the the regular eases will be heard.“ — deer through the nnrrow streets, pur­ Turnin, Misses Adie and Osa ELMER C. GIPE - HARRY S. STONE badge and color of tbe Stadtholder’a Washington Herald. sued by a rabble. The poor animal Is Condit, E. Giggy and Mr. Martin. family became so hateful to the pop pelted with stones by boys and Is Mrs. Follrich, of Salem, with jeered at wltb execrations from every ■lar party that, not satisfied with ex­ D«fi ned. pelling tbeir prince, they passed a law- house, as it Is reputed to be carrying a party of friends motored out. “ Pa.” said little Willie, “ what Is the the sins o f the people. The man W<* have remodeled the premioej at H06 VVaahingUin St.. Albany, into* I forbidding tbe sale o f oranges and car­ Sunday and spent the day at the rots and ordering all persons who unit rule?*' m<*lern ( liiro| ructic lieaithorium, and an* i.ow | re| ar. d to care for pa* I rnsbes along with his burden till he “ W hy—e r-w h y . my boy. It’s «trout reaches the door of the cadi's palnce A. M. Follrich home. grew lilies or marigolds In -their gar­ tient* »uffering from acute and chronic dim*a*cn. dens to pluck up tbe plants and de­ the same thing as prevails here Iu this If tbe animal Is still breathing the Frank Shuck and wife motored O^ffice#: Room* 5-10 lieaithorium HOB Waah. St 1 stroy them- This prohibition remain­ family." said Mr. Slithers “ You may aijgury Is excellent, for good luck b« Cusick Bank BltJ. ’ • ALBANY. OREGON * from Airlie and spent Sunday have noticed that whatever your moth ed In force until 180(5. when Napoleon to be expected all through the year Do A of Say 11 u Impossible. I haI is Whet 7 Ary 7old Marconi. the Griffins. iro made his brother Louis king of Hol­ er says goes.” —Judge. But If tbe ram Is dead all sotts of evil with -;;------- 0 ------ — 7-- ---f---- land.—Exchange. prognostications are muttered. “ Miss Thelma and Elbert Eoff -s Tweed Cloth. of Gear visited West StaytoTi Flight of a Swallow. The word “ tweed" as applied to Not Such a Fool. Francis Thompson, an English poet cloth really means “ twilled" and has “ Here's a strange case.” said Mrs friends Sunday. was a great IcJVer of birds. One day nothing to do with the river Tweed, Spotter to her husband. “ A man they Henry Condit made a flying In autumn he fastened to one -of the although much Scotch tweed Is madr­ called the town fool died, aud they trip to Portland Monday. wings of a migrating swallow a small on the batiks of that river. weighed his bt*aln. It was heavier than __ from Wedt Stayton to piece o f oiled paper on which were the a verage.” Mrs. Ike Tripp and the two! written the words. “ Swallow, little "Is that'all It says about him?* Caught Her Attention. visiting swallow. 1 wonder where you pass the '‘Yes—except that he was for many younger children are “ Now. about this life insurance I con winter!” Tlie next spring the swallow template ;«!:ing out. Premiums vary.’ .-.ears entirely dependent on well to do West Stai .on friends for a few Game back to h(s nest in Thompson’s "Premiums?” chirped his wife. “ I relatives." days. garden at the uojinl time. Tlie poet want a plush covered postcard album •Tilth, he was no fool! If you have VIA aaw something’ fled to Ids leg. He Jolip.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. Mr. and Miss Itice came down well to do ’ relatives, why use your caught the bird and found a small I brains?” —Judge. from Portland Monday fm a vis­ piece o f oiled paper on which was tills Too Sharp For Him. it with West Stayton frie .ds. answer: “ Florence, at the house of The Secret of Success. “ Why did you refuse when Browt. On sale daily: June 1st to Sept; ¡Plf, * Castellari. Cordial greetings to the “There lias been altogether too much suggested burying the hatchet?’’ friends in tbe north.” ... Stopovers allowed' /, „ A W a rn in g . “ Because I believe the cuss had au talk'about the secret o f suacess." says Dr. Russell II C ’onwell in the Ameri­ "W hat nro yon doing In my room?” ux to grind.” —Boston Transcript. Return limit: if) days from date of »ale not to can Magazine. ’'Success has no secret. asked the man who win awakcnAt by ; V( CHARM OF ODD t NUMBERS. exceed Oct. 31, lUU) Her voice is forever ringing through a burglar; Much the Same Thing. Ancient Superstition That Lingers It the- market place and crying In the “ I’m robbing the place.“ Present Dey Customs. Glllet— Look here! Did you tell him j wilderness, and the burden o f her err “ To Start Right •« to End Rijfht.” "You merely think you are. Every- Is one word—will. Any normal young 'ifling here wa* bought on ••tlie Instnll Odd numbers have always and ev­ I’d been swindled again? Fillet—Well, I told him that you had man who hears and heeds that cry Is nient plait, and If you tnlte tin? prop­ erywhere been held In peculiar rever­ ence. and if that is men) superstition, made another o f your characteristic In­ equipped fully to climb to the' very erty you'll Ire responsible for (Tie bul then it only proves that, despite, ou/ vestments.—Stray Stories. ; heights o f life " , tin<-e You’re not robbing anybody Is thiN ^h t way to start Civilization, we are still superstitious. You're running Into debt.’’ -Washing- Correct. A hen is always given an odd num­ Sure of It. % tfm Star. Attractions “ W h a t‘is an egoist, pa?” ber of eggs to be hatched. Why? “ Did you post that letter I gave you enroute "An «egoist, my boy. Is a man who • thW morning, John?" There is no reason at all except su­ Got Him Guessing. ,, SEE ' . * perstition. Salutes from warships, insists upon talking about himself "Yes. love.” "W hy these cloves, my dear?” when you want to talk about your­ .“ Are you quite sure?” Ml Shasta _ Sha*« S„rin,.s Mt. I.asahn forts, etc., are always given in odd “X thought you were fond of them,'- “ Absolutely, my dear. ” I remember explained the Innocent young 'bride numbers, yet no valid reason can ba self.” —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ^ _ * ' particularly I forgot to put a stamp “ You see in to partake of thorn down­ adduced. It is a remnant of tbe old May Suffer Later. on it.” —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ] "odd numbers are lucky" superstition. town every day.” "I hear that Blank's wife suffers Virgil records all sorts o f charms and Then he looked fixedly at her, but 1JMITED TRAINS epells practiced round odd numbers— from kleptomania.” New Adaptation. could arrive at no cbuclualon us to her “ Not a bit. It's the storekeepers never even ones. And we still, after Young Husband (angrily) — I want motive«.—Louisville Courier .Journal. tw o failures, make another attempt who suffer.” —Boston Transcript > you to understand that I Intend to bo •nd murmur hopefully, “Third time master In my own house, and l don't Th*. Proper 8pirit. Not Much. tacky!’’ The odd number again, and want any back talk from you about It “That ticket seller hn* tho right t' jf j TE ' N i a w ■ Bill—is he n good loser? J ill-W ell. y oung Wtfe (wearily) - Why. dear, tbe old superstition! . idea,” ... he JOst lost his Job. but I can’ t say he that’s Just like the roWs father used Seven is tbe favorite* Biblical num­ “ I d what way?” , make— Baltlmore American. ber, and old divines taught that It feels very good about It-Y on k ers "He doesn’t act an though he was i I 0 H N .M . ....... .. » held a mystical perfection. It’s an odd Statesman. doing me a personal favor to sell me ■umber. Three is tbe number o f tbe — j Shallow men believe In luck ahd dr- tickets o f admission to hla theater.” - Tmr . r v ? ! " P“ “ w * * " " • Portland. Of Affection is the broadest base o f good cumatances. Strong men bellev* In Detrolt Free Press. Trinity—« n odd number again. * j cause and *ff*ct X F taateg ln_tb*_^Merry Wlrea^IJa en- In life.—Q*ofg* E liot < Stayton Standard t, C A S T O FH i 30 A t MESSING! j L ■ Swiss JeweleC t First Pick j 1 J. A. H E N D E R SH O T T . C H IR O P R A C TO R S SPECIAL RATES P r i n c i p a l E a s t e r n C itie s ' CALIFO R N IA THE SHASTA ROUTE * on all Southern Pacific roules ar\I SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES fy. fa y m » . f.