» ) ( * * )(• —r r " uchamp, M. D. Rom« Interesting facta mountain troop « r « «lv »o by Baos A Mills I » bis ’¿ttocfcy Monntsln Wonder lami " (is oays: t| “ A tow timbar Ult« tree* II*# a thou •ami your*, but half this timo la s rtfie old ago for moot of Dm tlmbor Uno rat-' a i c i a n and S u r f eon oraus. Tim ago of tbee# tum» eanuot OREGON l*o Judged by thoir also or by ilielr fon­ emi a|>|*amimo. Thors may bo ceutft. risa of difference In 'the e«e* o f two lbur N. Pintler, D. M. D. arm la arm tro«« of aluillar »ls«. 1 vxumlued two trw « that were arowlqg within a few yard« o f «neb other In tbs •heltor or « crn¿. On« was foortoM Office drer Stay ton 8tat« Bank foot high ami sixteen turbe» tu diame­ -phon« 2162 Stay ton. Of«. ter and hud 337 unnunl rings. Tb« othar was sor an faat high and II?« Incluía lb diameter and hail lived 402 yqnra. - 1. "Ona day by the sunny iutd alielterad PH YSIC IA N AN D SURGEON •Ida of a bowhlar 1 found n tiny soefi (murar at uu altitude o f 11.SOO faat S TAY TO N ; OREGON Ui*w splandldly unconscious It was of Its six# and Its utterly 'wild surround- Intrs! This brave pine bore a ilulnty cono, yst a drinking glass would b«ve completely housed both tbo trsa and Its fru it" O STEO PATH Both Phonos: Boll Black 482 Independent 276 Origin ef the Latter V. The tetter V may be regarded ns the State Bank A L B A N Y . OREGON mutilated remains of ooe of tbe sym­ bols used by tbe auctent Egyptians In 8. H. HELTZEL tbalr hieroglyphics or picture writing. A common animal In their country waa A T T O R N M Y*AT-LAW ' (be two honied aandvlpor. a repreaan N O T A R Y PU B LIC tattoo of which stood for V. The priests ultimately found that for tbo practical • » purposes of tvorydsy Ilfs U was a waste of time to use elaborate bier a V. A. GOODE glypblcs and Invented a kind of short- haul to meet tbe occasion. In this tbo UWYEK and NOTARY PUBLIC snake was reduced to s V witn a dash Tv—» to represent horns and body. OfTVca Room No. 6, Roy Bldg. Tbo Phoenicians adopted this letter, and from them we got our V hr loss of (tie ds»h. leaving only tbe two UttU- horns of the original pk-turo This snake is still common In Egypt and Is J. M. R1NGO probably tbe one mentioned in Ooneola «11*. 17. “ Dsn shall bo a serpent by tbe 8TATT0N OREGON way. an adder In Dm path, that bitotb tbe borpa bools, so that bla rider shall foil backward ” Travelers tell ns that G. F. KORINEK, Y. S., B. V. Sc It la atlll addicted to this unpleasant habit '___________ D E N T IS T ~C.H. BREWER, M.D. Dr. Mary M. Marshall DIRECTOR V E T E R IN A R IA N Musis of the Church. Treat« all Domestic Animals. Also ap­ plica the Tuberculin test Nothing Is plainer than tbo seemingly hopeless decadence o f tbe music of tbe Telephon« 3x7 church as compared with modern pv* OFUCK A T B T A Y T O N STAHI.F-S stlilltttes and irstltlce o f musical art to day. It Is now » huk - 3UO year« since the spirit of music left tlm ebunh- slnCe the rhurcb could bold and splr- Itnally f«*ed a great composer ns It had D E N T IS T done In the preceding. jcenmrles. The »plrlt of niuNlr. emancipated from the Greene-Supple«* and Gysl's Methods ui.iterlallatic and puritanical tuttueuces Used in Making Plate « hicti overtook established religion 214 Masonic Temple. SALEM , ORE. brought forth'ilie’ great modern art of musk, with Reetlioveu as Its lender, snya Mu*ical-America. What has Imp pened to Hint art at tt>e bands of com The old Chiropractor shod I b«- consult­ posers less lofty and less spiritually ed forn ii acute "and chronic disorders. minded than be the world knows only t»u well, esix-clatlv of late. The dl He finn make you well. vurce . lias t>cci>me almost' complete Hubbanl Bldg. SALEM. Not only tins musk. In Its greatest |s>w era. forsaken Die forms of the-cburcb. latterly It has departed from spiritual vision and napIruMon wltblu Its own • rttstic province. DR. 0. A. OLSON . DR. P. H. M A Y DR. C B. O’NEILL OPTOMETRIST OPTICIAN Factor« Th a t Determine Salaries. IDELLA HASTINGS In the ^Vornan'« Home Coui|miil»n a successful business man says that sal Sties are fixed by tbe amount and qual tty of work that a man can deliver “ Pull." In his opinion, is a negligible factor In tbe busluees world. "And that applies to the men wbo Is getting 630.U00 a year Just as truly as tt does to tbe man wbo bi getting 930 a month. The only way that I can be paid more money than I am getting to by delivering more work to my cote puny than I an* now do live ring or by •bowing my company bow to sevr mom money and so bave a larger profit at tbe end o f tbe year.** HAIR DRESSING PARLORS W a s Matches. Suit 11-BasirBank Building Salem, - Oregon Suit 1, K. o f P. Building Bell Phone 281-R A LB A N Y , - * i4 OREGON • G. X. SMITH DEALER; |N v. REAL ESTATE I f you havew. property to sell, list it with me. If you want to buy give"me a call. Office in Lancefleld Building - OREGON Q U A L ITY HERD Poland China Swine Can furnish anythin» from wean­ ed pig to brood sows find service boars. Write me your wants and I will do my best to please you RAY ). FOX, Lyons, Ore. f iiiun ? aii’f f King# and Shaving. Tbe classic c tu ^ o f a king wbo knew better than to let anybody else chavs him ie that o f Dionysius the eider, ty­ rant o f Syracuse, who appears to have I wen unable to abave blmseir. for he Is said to bav#1 resorted to tbe un­ comfortable device of singeing off his lieard with hot walnut shells, says the London Chronicle. We may suspect Diet Napoleon's was another case of the kind. Rogers asked Talleyrand whether Napoledh shaved blmaelf. "Yes,” replied Talleyrand; “ one born to be a king has some one to shave him. but they wbo acquire kingdoms shave themselves." That way o f putting-lt pleasantly emphasizes the practical su perlority of the parvenu to the help less, spoiled child of heredity, but pru­ dence probably entered Into tbe mat­ ter also, if Talleyrand's statement was correcL A Queer Fish. A male flab which batches the young o f Hs mate is tbe Cbromla paterfamil las. It is found in tbe lake of Tiberias. I’alrstlue- Strange to my. ibis Indus­ trious flak batches Its young tn 1U i south. When ths female has.spawned In the sand tbe male approaches and draws tbe eggs into bis gills, where they remain until hatched, when they struggle oat o f tbelr confinement Into the pa rant's mouth. As many ee 300 perfect young am sometimes found tn fbe mouth o f an ednlt male. Bow the fish manages to food itself without swallowing Its young is a mystery. The grown fish Is about seven Inches tong and our and three-quarters wide. Its back to oUve green, abbt with bine, and tbe belly to stiver white, n green and bine. Reason For Complaint. "1 keep the beet breed." said a tain baker tbe other day to e poor fellow wbo complained o f the Inferior quality o f tbe article be bad purchased of him tbe day before. "I do not doubt I t ” replied tbe cus­ tomer. ‘Then why do you complainT' asked tbe baker ^ "Uecanxc | would suggest that you sell the best bread aud keep tbe had." was the reply.—Pittsburgh Telegraph. Social Distinctions C ity an d C ou n try STAYT0N, Wag matches, so rolled, are made by drawing strands of Hoe cotton thread, twenty or tblrty at a time, through melted stearin with ■ small admixture of paraffin The wnx harden» quickly upon the tlircuila. and tbe long le ­ pers thus prodm-cd are smoothed and rounded by pulling them through Iron plates perforated with holes o f the de sired sire. Finally the tnpera are cat Into match lengths and dipped. The Gants «1 Life. L lf« becomes, as tbe stoics more than once tell ua. tike a play which la acted or a gam« played with coun term. Viewed from the'outside, these counters ere valueless, but to those engaged In the game tbelr Importance la paramount ■- What really end ulti­ mately matters Is that the game shall be played ea It should be played. God. tbe eternal dramatist, has cast you for some part tn bis drama and bands you tbe vole. It may turn out that you are cast for s triumphant king. It may be for e slave wbo dies of tor turn. Whet does that matter to tbe good actor'; Me can ploy either part Hie only bustness la to accept tbe role given him and to perform It welL • • • Success or failure Is i thing bo can de termlne without etirring a hand. It hardly Interests him. W b a f Interests him to that one tbiug which be cannot determine—tbe action o f yonr tree and conscious wllL—Gilbert Murray. "Whitt truth do you U ikc coining into Some Evidence. town lb the morning?" “ You say that preparation will make "L used to take the Pinochle express tbe hair grow?” asked tbe thtu haired at 7:44. hut alucv I became a member man of tbe druggist of the firm I've been traveling on the "W hy. «ay." came from tbe drug Bridge Whlat limited, which leaves at man, “ I know a customer wbo took x.iffi.” —8t- Louis Post-Dlaputeb. the cork out o f a bottle of that stuff with bis teeth, and now he's got • hair* Sailing )rdsrs. Up” —Yonkers Statesman. "What's Dint sheet there?'* asked tbe sick sailor. Part Often Overlooked. "Th u t” explained tbe nurse, "to your " I t to all right to pat yourself on chart.” the bock occasionally." said the dis­ "So? Well, what's the next port I penser of sage advice. make after quinine? I don’t Ilka that "Yes?” said the player up. stop."—Kansas City Journal. "Hut dou't forget to call yourself gown when you need It. my boy.” — Madeira. rittshurgh Post Concbologists bold that rbe finding . Alexander, who, out to tbe right side It to a good sign, astonished officer. "M — yes." said the having been en duly but if it goes to tbe left or flaps its clerk hesitatingly, "but tbe fact to. s t ^ says that he to t the editor, owner wings then tbe Journey to not begun in that you’re—you’re dead, yon see, ana publisher o f the Stayton Standard, A any circumstances. Tbe next day fbe I’m told we shall require yon to give weeklv newspaper published at Stay- Kenyah tries once more until tbe hawk proof to tbe contrary before we can ton, Marion county, Oregon, am* there are no known bondholders. gives tbe sign which be waitta. Thus pay tbe money." ogees or other security holders. tbe continuation of tbe Journey de­ E. D. A L E X A N D E R . pends on tbe flight- o f tbe birds. Some Sworn to and subscribed before me birds are of greater Importance than this 24th day o f March, 1916. others, and also to tbe singing of tbe * ▼. A. GOOD«, birds attention is given. Other animals Notary Public for Oregon. Chiropractic Spinologist are also consulted, and tbe sea Dyaks Gradaste Pslmrr Fountain Head School call every auitnul a “ bird” when they at C h ir o p r a c t ic cousult i t -----— -= T ry Chiropractic Spinal Adjustments k S / h U v in S i l l U f m l l to t V f Iv ii - w and get welL • Phonograph Record». U. S. N at’ l Bank Bldg. ' SALEM , ORE. Phonograph records are made by tbo Rooms 406-7-8 cutting of lines in wax, from which a matrix Is then formed for the manu­ Will make regular tripe every facture o f tbo records fo r use. Edison day. Sundays included, aafoltews found tbat tbto matrix could be made Lv ■’ Stayton 7:46 a. m. by gold plating tba wax Impression t and backing up tbe film o f gold with “ Sublimity 8.-00 “ copper, a special war. to need, made " Aumsville 820 “ o f stearin and paraffin, and when tbe Connect with train 62 record to originally made Turner 8:36 “ It to elect retyped with Ar. Salem .con. Or. Elec. 9:10 “ nickel to give tt n hard wearing H p Bath Tuba, Lavatories Lv. Salem 4:20 p . m. face. Tba actual records used on the Ar. Turner 4:50 w and all Sanitary fittings. phonographs are made from tba ma­ Aumsville 606 " trix o f shellac, wood charcoal, barium Farmers—We carry a Connect with train 61 sulphate and earth coloring mattare: line of Pumps, Leader tbe matrix to bea tod and-placad In tbe “ Sublimity 606 “ Water System*, Gasoline warm plastic material, where It to “ Stayton 5:46 “ pressed and cooled. Records aro made Engines, Etc. . * Stage leaves Salem from Ore* by tbe various phonograph manufac­ gon Electric depot turers. & L. A. MESSING t : Swiss Jeweler : Df. 0. L Scott, D. C Auto Stage TINWORK AND PLUMBING Jacob Spaniol On« of Gafrisk's It was Garrick wbo first struck a blow at tbe custom o f allowing mem­ bers of tbe audience upon tba stage, a practice which at Lincoln’s Inn ter. tn London, tn 1721. tod tn n dsugeroua disturbance, only quelled by calling out the military. In October. 1747. a Drury Lane playbill had the following appended notice: "As tbe ad­ mittance of (tenons behind tbe scenes has occasioned a general complaint on account o f the frequent Interruption, lu tbe performance. It to hoped tbat gen­ tlemen won t be offended that no mon­ ey will be taken there for the future."' Matrimonial Considerations. - — "W hy do you object to my marrying your daughter?'' { "Because you can’t support her in tbe style to which she has l>eeu accus­ tomed all ber life.” "H ow db you know l can’t? I can start ber on bread and milk, same as you did.” —Chicago N ew s jo --------------------- * ’/l Real Troubles. "Does It .require great mental effort to be a photographer?” . “ Yes, Indeed." replied Mr. Snappum. “ You have to sit up nlgbts learning funny stories to tell customers In or­ der to make ’em smile and look nat­ ural."—Chicago N ew s Paradox. 'There to only one way tbat people can live happily—that’s together." "Yea. and there to only oue way that people can live at peace—and tbattf apart"—Judge. Dad’s Reason. • “ Your father refused hto consent” "H e did. Did he give any reason?" "Only tbat be In slats on ' selecting Is ew a eon-to-law.” — Detroit Free ■ o that Uvea for «old JOSL H AM M ÀN. ’ ----- - ........ • t o .t o .t o .t o .t o . t o . to..to.to . t o . t o . t o . t o . t o . t o . t o . t o . g , MILLINERY a a a a a -at A full line of up-to-date goods now on display. Prices reasonable. M RS. H. P. S T IT H , Salem. to * M . » . to • to '•'to Hair Tonic, Face Creams, Hair Goods Made to Order, Manicur­ ing, Scalp and Face Treatment. OM Time WHeHorofL Jan« Wenfaem was Indlotad «4 a the FlartfordahlfoÜMlaea on M a n * 4. I/IX ftp "convening with tbo fievg la, the form o f a. n t . " ander tbo provMono of tbo act of 1004. repealed In 178«. Her prosecutors wished to have her also In- tiered for practk-iuK or tubera ft to (be barm o f AnnTboru. g serva ut girl si*, tosa years old. but tbls was not ^ lowed, although evidence was produced at tba trial to show what lujuty bad been done the victim by meaue of crooked pitm and by placing cakes and cat«‘ hair in Ann Thorn's pillow end bow tbe prisoner bad censed tbe death of some cattle simply by walking through a turnip Held. * T b « Jury brought her tn "guilty." and Justus Powell passed., seutnic« of death, but took step« ro quash tba ver diet. Wen ham's prosecutors published an account of tbo c«ee. but tbelr argu w o n pulverized by adenti fee Jane Weubum herself was liber «t«d and taken under tbs' protection of Colouel Plummer, who gave her a cot tag«, and wo a ro told by Dr. Uutchln son that tn 1720 tbe whole country was fully convinced o f ber lunoceuc«^-Lon­ don Spectator. 416 State St., in K afou ry" Bros. Store. d ot * « t * st * at i: •t • to at • a • a • a *«t