'■ V THE ■' m M -- . • 'V - * *• * * ♦ » > : / - ■ / ; • fa ■ * 5 #* • .. STA Y TO N . MARION COUNTY. OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1920 26th. Year, No. 6. NATIONAL BANK POPULAR CITIZEN John A. Hess Claims But One Wife TO BE STARTED IN ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY Wife No. 2 Affinity Only—Both OUR GROWING TOWN FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR Deney Marriage at Vancouver LLOYD RIGDON TO BAT-INFEST­ FOR ED BELFRIES BE CANDIDATE COUNTY COKONOK ! It does seem as if we poor mi­ We are triad to be able to print Lloyd T. Rigdon, member o f 1* Mr. F. N. Austin of Maxwell, croties here upon earth just had thin week the formal announce* W. T. Rigdon & Sen, undertak­ Nebraska, arrived in Stayton, to have some sort o f hallucination nient of Oscar Steelhammer, as ers, today filed his declaration John A. Hess, formerly resid­ ranged in the justice court he rainbow to chase after and if it Thursday, and contemplates put­ a candidate for the Republican of intention o f being a candidate ing at 1703 South 13th street, waived examination which puts is not one kind of a bug in our ting in a National Hank in our nomination for County Assessor. for the republician nomination Salem, has been arrested on a the matter directly before the bonnets it is another. growing town. The office o f County Assessor for connty coroner o f Marion charge of Polygamy upon the in­ grand jury for investigation. He says the field looks very The occult is always alluring, is one of the most important county, in the primary election formation by his wife Maude A. He and wife No. 2 now daim because we know nothing shout good for a second bank, and, county offices that the people will on May 21. Mr. Rigdon has Hess. It is reported that Hess that they were not married. he knows the community will it, and the less we know about he culled upon to fill at the com­ nev ?r been a candidate for or and his wife separated last fall Mr. Hess while in Stayton on such things the more many of grow bigger and better with com- ing primary election, in that the held any political office, except while working at Livesley’s hop his (honeymoon ?). claimed that us want to be stirring up their petition that two banks will duties o f that office are such as as a member o f the Salem City give. He has been in the bank­ yard about four miles south of he was a member o f the fire de­ fffy bones and rattling their vitally effect the interest o f every council, which office he resigned It is reported that the partment o f Oakland, Calif., and skeletons. Some religious creeds ing business in Nebraska fifteen Salem. taxpayer. Marion county has early in 1918 to enter the service y e a « and carries some good let­ trouble between them in part was onlv up here on a visit when are based upon superatition, and too long elected to important o f ­ o f Uncle Sam. Upon his return was one Nora Dennis, also known he met the woman whose name thus attract the superstitious, ters o f recommendation. fices. politicians who have prov­ from the army he assumed ac­ as Nora Blakely, formerly o f Ft. is “ Dennis, ” although it is now while other creeds are hasted ed inefficient in the performance Etoile de I/Eest Club tive management of the under­ Worth, Texas. known that he has lived in Sa­ more upon common sense and o f their duties by reason of their ing establishment, and has con­ Electa New Officera Gosip has it that this woman lem for several y e a « last past attract the sensible. political prejudices and favors, ducted it since. came to Organ from Texas in and has a wife and child also Some trilies worship the sun. which were used for the political Lloyd Rigdon is a native of The Etoiie de L’ Est Club met August, 1919, upon some kind of living there. Hess and the Der • and others w’orehip snakes, while advancement of the office holder Marion county, attended the pub­ last Thursday at the home of matrimonial adventure. Seem­ nis woman both claim to be one back in Wall street worships ami at the expense of the un­ lic schools and University in ingly she later changed her mind childhood friends and met here golden calves and one is about Mra. J. W. Mayo with Mra. Hob- favored who were forced to liear Salem and is a graduate of the son and Mrs. J. C. Mayo assist- and found employment at Salem by accident. This story seems as sane as the other. Some people the unjust burden o f over taxa­ where she met Hess. She had unprobable in view o f the cir­ believe sins can be forgiven after Capital Business College and the , ing. tion. lived in the horn ; of Judge J. B. cumstances. Mrs. Hess No. 2 death while othere beiieve sins Cincinnati School o f Embalming. During the s h o r t business Mr Steelhammer is a young Grier of Stayton for a while and seems to be a woman of forty must be forgiven before death, H? has been associated with his session oiHcers were elected for man. and this is the first time after her alleged marriage to years of age. although she claims and it is barely possible that both father in the undertaking busi­ the next 6 months as follow’?: he has ever been a candidate for Hess they came to Stayton pre­ to be only 26. Hess is 28 ac­ are right. Those who arc dead ness for ten y e a «, and is emin­ Mrs. Grace Niebert. Pres: Mrs. any elective office, ami he has ently qualified for the position of have a habit of staying dead a N'ina Ringo, Vice-Pres.: , Mra. sumably to spend their honey­ cording to his own statement. no political friends to reward, There have been some .stories long while and not coming back coroner. He is 29 veare oid. Emma Sloper, Slc’y .: Mra. Eliza moon, during which time they nor enemies to punish. He ha3 On his declaration of intention were guests at the Grier home- circulated that Mrs. Hess No. 2, to put us wise about all these Taylor, Treas. Mr. Rigdon states that he will had six years experience as chief The afternoon was planned as They represented that they had is a wealthy womon, owning things. “ perform the duties incumbent deputy in the office which he That is. not until lately. We a "Mad March Hare” party and been married at Vancouver, Wn. over z thousand acres o f land in upon the office in a straightfor­ HIM* ks and consequently is famil­ it was greatly enjoyed by all Things v ent well for a few days Texas and interests in several underatand they come back every ward and economical manner." iar with the work in its every i present, after which the hostess and then the whole romance was oil wells. Her conduct indicates few days now and make mani­ He also claims to stand for “ hon­ detail, and is capable o f and will broken like a huble from a new that she has a childs mind. Her festations and talk politics and served a dainty luncheon. render efficient and impartial est and faithful service; econo­ clay pipe, representations of wealth may other interesting things to those mical administration.” service if elected. Hess was arrested by the sher­ have had some bearing upon the who sit around a ouija board Mr. Steelhammer has been a The office of coroner has been iff of Marion county upon a war­ situation as it has now developed. with fingers on the board, feet resident o f Marion County for .'to held in this county for 24 yea« rant charging him with larceny Hess, although not living with upon the chair rung and brain by A. M. Clough of the Webb & y e a « and is a son o f A. II. Steel­ I formerly announce my ean- by bailee, and was taken to Sa­ his wife is a proper subject of pan entirely empty. The dis­ Clough company.- Capital Jour­ hammer. the honest, resjiected. jdidacy for the nomination of lem where he was lodged in the censure, however, this woman, patches are stating that men and nal. hard working blacksmith o f Sil- County Assessor Jor M a r i o n county jail. It ¡.ppears that he who is reported as having been women o f supposed sanity and ■-■SSL; verton. Although never active County, on the Republican tick­ was charged with stealing a suit married more than once, is de­ intelligence, some o f them noted, O B IT U A R Y in politics, he has alvsays been a et at the primary election to be of clothes he w as wearing. His serving o f the same punishment educated and elightened, are strong Republican and a staunch held on May 21, 1920. My cam­ Mable Smith, daughter o f defence was that fce had only that will probably be handed out putting in no end of valuable supporter o f the candidates and paign will be conducted upon the: borrowed the clothes to get mar­ to Hens. time conversing?vith the spirits Martin E. and Elizabeth Smith, * principals endorsed by the G. platform of fitness for the office, ried in and iutended to return by medium of this ouija board was born in Ohio in 1888. She 0 . P. ■ based upon six year? experience ' them. He claimed here that he and that one of them has just came with her parents to Oregon With no feeling of animosity as Chief Deputy. I solicit and had purchased a wedding suit, offered $5000 cash for positive in the fall o f 1891, they settled' or ill will towards any o f the will appreciate the favorable but it did not fit just to suit his proof of communication with the in the Waldo Hills district four other candidates for Assessor, consideration o f the Republican Joseph H. Klecker was grant­ spirits. Scores are after the miles north of Sublimity. taste, and that while it was be­ we must declare ourselves as be­ voters of Marion County of my j ing altered, he borrowed the suit ed a decree o f divorse from his Here she attended school irf coin, . (spiritual, mediums usually wife, Elizalieth Klecker, by an ing unquulifidely in favor o f Os candidacy for said nomination. are,) and declare they will pro­ the Oak Grove school house and he was wearing. order of the court yesterday. car Steelhammer and his nomi­ Oscar A. Steethammer in that vicinity she grew to wo­ Mrs. Hess, No. 1. who is em­ The p o p e « state that the couple duce the proof. nation and election signifies an ployed in Salem, got word of the were married in Stayton, August If spirits enjoy a joke they manhood. efficient and impartial adminis­ 29. 1914. Mr. Klecker claims She was married in the fall o f trouble and discovered that her must get a few smiles out o f the tration of the office and a square husband claimed to be married that his wife deserted him in fact that these deluded mortals 1911 at the Catholic church in April of 1916. and since against deal for every tax payer in Mar­ to another woman, although he his will, has lived apart from think the spirits have no more Sublimity to Joseph G. Etzel, The Marion County Taxpayers ion Count v. and with the exception of a few was not divorced from wife No. him. The divorse was granted sense than they have. League nereby issues a call for a This sort of thing can hardly months spent in California, has 1. She had him arrested on a on a basis of desertion. - States­ general mass meeting to he held be accounted for upon any other resided in the Waldo Hilis dis­ charge of Polygamy, When ar­ man. at the Vlarion County Courthouse hypothesis than that nearly every trict Saturday, March 2oth at 10 She died at her home on March mortal has some kind o f a crank .Now that Peary is dead, what .o ’clock a.m. This meeting is to in his mentality, some sort of 7th of Influenza, having been has become of the North Pole? afford citizens and taxpayers an bug in the bean, some variety of sick Only a few days and her We do not notice any mention of opportunity to learn more about bat in the belfry, which if it death was a severe shock to her it in the settlement of his estate, | the tax measures placed on the does not manifest itself in one many friends and relatives. and just as like as not it has got ballot at the s o c ia l election in way will, sooner or later, in an­ She is surviived by her hus­ away and gone back to the land May next, which if sustained by band and a number of relatives other- of ice cream and front-bit ten the people, will increase state If with pleasure you are viewing any work we have If there are any spirits “ over in this vicinity. veracity. tax levies over one hundred per been doing. yonder” prolably they are as Funeral was held from the Cath Doc Cook still maintains that cent, over and above the state apt to be everywhere as any- olio church at Sublimity, March If you like us or you love us. tell him now; he has it, packed carefully away levy a,ready made for 1920. You 9th. jWith Rev. Father Lainck wheare, but we should think in moth bails, but then Doc as­ Don’ t withhold your approbation, 'til the parson are invited to come to this meec- thev could find something more officiating, interment was in the sociated so many years with the makes oration | ing and consider whetner the profitable to be doing than mon­ Catholic cemetery there. Esquimaux that his veracity is As we lie with snowy lilies o ’er our brow; pro|H)8ed increase s h o u l d be keying around a ouija hoard. The pallbearers were: Joe like Morgan's money- tainted. authorized at this time. For no matter how you shout it, we won’ t really care We have seen spirits, ourself, Shreve, JoeZuber. Michael Bene­ The only testimony we have to about it: in the olden days before prohibi­ dict. Amil Schott. Martin Zuber support Doc is that of the little If the "Father of His Coun­ We won't know how manv teardrops you have shed: tion got stylish, but they were and Philip Steffis. fur-dad niggers o f the frozen try” could come hack and take a If you think some praise is due us. now’s the, time not the ouija hoard kind. That north, and the Esquimaux, un­ look around any large city, and H. B. Jones, who has been to slip it to us: kind had red eyes, saw teeth and derstand, never heard of Ana­ note the three foreigners to one sixteen tails, and they done a running a summer resort up on nias. and don’ t care a darn if he For we cannot read our tombstone when we’ re dead! American, and listen to their shimmy dance up and down the the McKenzie, for some time, did. Although more dr less hu­ jabbering lingo about tearing More than fame and more than money is the com­ footboard of the bedstead. They was in Stayton Thursday visiting man, and a manly and corageous I down the government he fought ment kind and sunny were likely spirits, superinduced his cousin. Jack Jones. This is race along purely physical lines, I for, he would wonder what in by beverages not drawn from H. R.’s first visit to Stayton for it is authoritively stated that k And the hearty warm approval of a friend: 1 the blazes he was father to. s Nature’s pump, and akin to the eighteen y ea «. barrel of gumdrops would cor­ For it gives to life a savor, and it makes you strong­ — snakes people used to have to rupt the whole of Greenland, in­ er. braver. down and tap their heads sever­ empty out of their boots. cluding every ice rouse abutting only what he is told, and that And it gives you heart and spirit to the end: One can see a goggle-eyed Joss al times on the fioor, a3 an evi­ adjoining or thereunto apper­ for not mone’n u minute. If vve earn your praise. l>esto\v it: if you like us let any day or night in New vork or dence of good fait,h or some- taining. The Esquimaux, even \ Well, anyhow, if Doc Conk us know it; San Francisco, sitting cross-leg­ j thing. under normal conditions, never can’ t produce the pole or the V,'e never drove down any Let the words of true encouragement be said; ged in a joss-house, shitting red even pretended to tell the truth. evidence, it is a cinch that, lov­ , .v-iW ; in th** floor with our ivory fire and ready all the time to p it He is a prevericafor by any old ing Peary as he floes, he will’ Do not wait till life is over and we’ re underneath the tdomethiit «•?.’, but after al i i » anybody in touch with tin* suirit w rist watch, sans hands, crystal stoutly maintain that the latter clover, 1 .«¡aid ami n6vu , .iu»t is the dif- 1 upon two-bits Wing drop­ and int" tines, including stem- • swiped it and tooh it along with " For vve cannot read or tombstone when we're dead. ; n rou. e G twtonw such spirit- ped into the copper kettle near w ind and mainspring, lit* knows him to v nrd off or alleviate cli­ lii.il te.v.e .s t. -f and the ouy.i hv. Anti Chinamen come in ire- nothing of sextants or chrono­ mate corditi. i. verging on the FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR Secures Divorse Taxpayers Meeting Lost— One North Pole If You Like Us Let Us Know It meters, latitude or longitude, other extreme.