BEYOND PUNY MAN
Baptist Church
HOUSE CLEANING
Preaching every second and
fourth Sundays o f each month,
morning' and evening. Morning
services at 11 a. m. and evening
services at 8 p. m.
Sunday school each Sunday
morning at 10 a. m.
Before Volcanic Eruptions He
Is Helpless.
Made Easy
Fact Mad* Manlfaat by tha Indlffsr-
anca W hich Ha Qoaa About Hla
Bualnaaa A tta r tha Olaaatara
H a va Paaaad.
S. L. Boyce. Pastor.
By Using One O f Our Hand Vacuum and
Methodist Church
Carpet Sweepers Combination.
Pastor Rev. Reese
Services at 11 a. m. and 8:00
, m. Sunday School 10 a. m.
pworth league 7:30 p m.,
Prayer meeting on Wednesday
in the parsonage at 8 p. m.
As
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illustrated
sweeper is realy two in
one— you
St. Marys Church
have
a
tine
carpet sweeper as
well
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as a vacuum cleaner.
It is opperated just like any Carpet Sweeper.
Services 2nd 4th and öth Sun-
lys at 8:30 a. m.
From
now until Xmas., we will place one of these sweepers in
Rev. Fr. Lainck. Pastor
$ 7.85
your home for only
The Battery Shop
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AUTO ELECTRICIANS
IGNITION AND
this
Salem
Albany
Silverton
BATTERY WORK
Messina
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lic mind, “ r V I l e e . by reaaon o f It*
cotuparatlvely cloae proximity, can he
recalled, alffiough one must ordinarily
couault hooka o f rsferrace to detar-
mine whether the loaa o f Ufa waa NO.-
000 or IMMMM0. The Krakatoa arup-
tlon. which look place In IHdS on the
Sumla aea not far from the Kalut ex-
ploaton. haa be*n atudlad for yeara by
adentlata. hug Uie fact that ItO.iakl per
sona were killed la an Inconsequential
detail. Tlie Krakatoa explosion la not
remembered because It cauaed 30,000
deaths, but because It occasioned some
puzzling atmoapherlc phenomena. Sou-
frlere, a neighbor o f Mount I'elee, has
n long record of disaster. In which
the mortality ttgurea are usually o v e r
looked. The fact that the explosion
was heard In South America, while It
wua not heard at distances o f ‘JO miles,
la considered o f much more Impor
tance. Soufrlere, It uiay he recalled,
waa In eruption ut the same time aa
Mount I’elee. hut on this occasion It
killed leas than I.MM) persona.
Per
haps for Ibis reason It la never men
tioned.
Itefore the volcano man atanda help
less, and he recognizes this fact by hla
Indifference. He buries hla dead ami
goes about Ills business.
Aa In the
ease o f the Meaalna disaster, lie only
waits for the ground to cool, when he
goes to work Imperturbably raising hla
crop« on the dangerous mounialnahtc.
In the meantime he tries to gratify III-
taste fo r Information by studying vol
canoes. hut without any hope o f being
able to urotert himself.
Under no circumstances does mao
Show to less advantage Hum when
a volcano sends forth Ita torrenta. Aa
u figure o f a|K>ech. man may consider
himself to he a |>unv creature, hut hla
working opinion of himself la by no
menna ao atnall. In Java the earth
groaned, ami 13,000 |>eople were wiped
out o f existence like ao many unta.
Perhaps only 10.0011 were k ille d ; |a«r-
haps It waa 20,000. N o one will aver
kn ow ; no one will ever he concerned
in the matter heyomi the dealre to ar
rive at a reasonable guess aa to the
losa of life. It will aiwnya he a vague
question. to he dlacuaaed III round
numhera. The Javaneaa who perlahed
were Indeed puny creatures, « ’hose
memory will he nothing hi ore than a
ma l hema 11 ca I a pprox I nut t Ion.
Aa far hack aa man haa a history
there are details o f volcanic eruption
tu testify to the haphazard, unuork-
manlike fashion In which this world
o f oura waa made. l ’om|>ell and Her
culaneum ure household worda lo | h > o -
ple who do not know where Veauvlua
atanda, but Stahlae. which waa In
gulfed with them, aeema to hnva es
T h a Result.
caped literary notice.
Between Ve
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>|v
w
ife
undertook to tnaka m*
suvius and I ’elee there are few who
have any knowledge o f the volcanic ! «oro- -if ibis new •I hhi ' win«.'*
it h n n p e iitM tf
catastrophes that have auddenly over
“I
-is stu n s.1*
whelmed thousands o f human beings.
263 N. Com. SL
Salem
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Hawaiian Owners ol Chicken» *
Are Sleeping Lightly.
Faarful That Mm*. P*l*. th* Oodd***
Who L lv ** In Kllau** Cralar. I*
Cag.r f or Mer* Poultry t*
Furnish H *r Olnn*r.
Owner* of coal-black game cocka In
Hawaii are keeping out mi ry r to
(lint th** ohh-k#n hou** I* lockv<J **-
curi’ly i’ vvry night.
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Ami i hut'» all barniia« tha volcan» r
o f K II n u c ii la now tha m u ll activa If
hu» harn for Sh yivir».
Six monili» ngo Militici» waa »i»ilt-
Icrliig away In II» mllc-whlu howl o f
burning, molten ruck, with tha level o f
the ilu ml mg eri muon «--i o f boiling
luv« imo feet from Ihr top o f tha
ter.
T h * night ihnt Seerelary o f the Navy
IhinlclN mul hl» imrty pulii Klhiuci» »
viril the taller p-irl o f A n gii*l— Ih »
level of the »e d itin g Inva Inko w a»
nhout SO feel below Ihe cm ler'a lop.
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Soventi overflow « alree-ly have oe-
currefl. A cime which once Jullwl f«*)
feet ii I hivc the ern ler'» lop liga mollali
away Into the aea o f Are. T w o hour»
after Ihe secretary ami hla |w»rly left
the main crater anil a accorili amaller
one. cavial In. Joining III« orators.
And Kllatlea alili la going alrong.
Aa lo the connection o f nil Ihla with
coal-(»lack game cocksT Oh. Ihat'a very
simple.
Many years ago, when Ihe Island*
flr»l were becoming a w hile m an'» j
land, KJInuen became angry. It roared ’
and hissed and «puttered snd the
grillimi »hook. Then (he lava over
flowed and Moved slowly down the
motihlalti »Ide toward llllo.
The native Haw aiian» hail been
l 'tir let I •• ii*> hut a com paratively -hurt
time. Tlielr fright knew no bound«,
fo r the laland legend* are full o f the
talea o f wlmt Kllutiea did when Mine,
l ’ole,
(he
goddoaa who lived
In
K llauea'» crater, became angry.
So the H aw aiian» prayed that the
flow might »top. hill It didn't.
Then they danced, hut Ihnt w a» In- ^
effective.
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Finally, forgetting their ChrUtlnnlty
for a lime, they «ent a parly by canoe
In Honolulu (o cnn*ult a few remain
ing prleata o f the days when they all
worshiped the strange South aea
deifies.
"Throw a hlitek rooater Into the lava
flow," waa the advice they brought
hack.
The »leelieat. shiniest cock on the
talami of llnw-all was picked for the
»acrlflre,
and
while flu- maiden«
danced, the w arriors cast (tie aqunwk-
Ing bird Into the t>a«c o f the lava flow. *
In an hour the flow had «topped.
Mine. I’i-le, the moat feared godile««
o f the laland. evidently hnd been sat
isfied with a chicken dinner.
A meri ran residents o f the Island he
lleve that If there I» ever another hlg
Invìi flow, conl-htnck rooster* » I I I com «
Into demand once more.
A “ N o" That Made a Friend.
A httslne»* man went to two hank
er«. He wished to borrow f ’J.tmn from
one and $1.000 from the other. J,y- g
man Anson tell« the story In the Oc
tober Issue o f System, the Msgsalne
o f n u «liie«s: The Aral hanker loaned
him $3.000, hut w a» so unpleasant
and condescending about It that the
biistiieaa man went hnck to hla office
with Ihe thought, "I'll never liave auy
more dealings with that hank aa long
as I live." The second hanker refused
the loan o f $ 1,000, hut he did It ao
graciously and with ao d e a r an e x
position of his reasons, that the httaU
ness man left ns a booster for th # l
hank, and said to himself, " f in going
to put my iiflnirs In such shape that
there will he no earthly reaaon why
this man should not loan to me. I
want to do business with hint." The
second hanker hnd learned the art o f
saylttg "N o ." It Is a real art. Yon hav*
to practice It every tiny.
Automobil* Doe* Chora*.
Another way o f making an auto
mobile do all the farm chores st a
small ex|s-use fo r gasoline has he- ir^
devised by Frank K. Welagerher of
Mnllnn. Kan. Ills Invention la an at
tachment comprising a frame with
a pulley at Its forw ard end adapted to
project In front o f the radiator o f the
ear ; the frame lias a coupling connect
ing Its abaft to the crankshaft o f the
automobile, so that hy starting up the
engine It Is possible to operate the
ihreshlng machine, saw wood, churn
Ihe butter, turn the Ice cream freezer,
cut the fodder, turn the grindstone.-
operale ihe cream separa tor. or eveifY
milk the cow If the farm er Is eipiip|HMl
with «tillable milking apparatus.
Unreat.
’’ Now," Inquired the man o f ponder
ous ninntier. “ what Is the cause o f all
Ihla unreal'/"
"W ell," replied the man who alwaya
tries to give some kind of an answer;
" I can't undertake to apeak fo®nny-
body except myself. Mont of mine Is
caused by n family of Jitxziuunlncg In
(he adjacent flat."
Only Wlnga.
"H ow do you know It was n stork
and not an angel that brought your
little brother7"
‘‘ '('aline I heart I pn eem p ln in about
the size o f the h ill, and I guess angels
'don't have Idlis."
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KEEP-EYE ON HENS
Phone 402 Salem
Mach ne W ash«* Cara.
A machine has been Invented t "
wash the outside o f railroad cant
as they pn s through It.
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