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DEFY FATHER TIME HIS QUEER 'CATCH’ * ♦ ♦ + * * ♦ + 4 ’ 4 ‘ * * 4 - 4 - 4 ‘ 4 ‘ 4 - + 4 - 4 ’ 4>4’ 4 - + + 4 - 4 ” f # * * * * * The Passing Years Need Not Bring And Garbage Master Was Not Fishing, at T h a t Uselessness. Callfam ia W rIU r A r l w In Wrath ta Dany That S«vanty-Two Should Bo Conoid «red a "Ripa } Old Aga." * 4* * Old Cspy R»ad»r Ransacks H it M o d far Mast Unique Recall, and Story Here Ha NEW EDISON fa n le the Reeelt He Achieved. ——“ The oldeet copy reader on the pa A n«*w«papcr Item. a few «lave ago, stated that a tvrtala mao mimed S<>- per grew reminiscent. “ In all the thousaud* o f 'storlve' for anil-So tiled "a t the rip « old ait«* o f the paper 1 have read, how many aovontj-two." Commenting on this the Los Angeles unique ones have I foundT Well, 1 Tlm- s says that seventy-two Is aot a can give you one that stands out In my menrnry. sharply defined, without a ripe old age anti adds: A ripe old age Is an age when the flaw. “ It is about the strrngeet fish that person who hua attained It la ready for old Father Tim e to come along and was ever caught In Sheepshced bay. pluck him from the tree o f life. If you It was about the time that motor trill take a bird's-eye »lew o f the ac- boats were first being built, and risky Uvltles o f lb « world at the present things they were. too. In those day*. hour, or even If you will look about W ell, there was a certain young man you In your own «immunity, you will about Broadway whose boast * a i that aee that men and women o f seventy- he wih .M try anything once. "H e had tried automobllsa and had tw o are among the foromost hustlers tuid considerable succeee In finding out Everywhere: Active heads o f great nations, big what happened to them when they run business men In the biggest businesses, lato brick wglla. telegraph poles and leader* and go-gettera o f all descrip other thing* Ilka that. So he decided o try motortmat*. too. tions In ever)' direction you look have “ He did. and never trie«l anything passed the seventy-two mark and are after that. He gathered a Jolly lit tie still going strong. Why, a man should he about at hts party, packed a Jotly little luncheon -i>est at the age o f seventy-two. And and off from shore they set In u c«x*ky Tt Is at that age that woman should little motorboat, out Into the middle of reully begin to enjoy life In high- Shcepsheud bay. There cauie a heuvj heeled shoes, short skirts and a hut squall, the boat upaet and several o f the happy throng were drowned, the ^ V lt h roses nil over I t Cato did not begin the study of gay young map Include«! Now, here's Greek until he was eighty years of age. the meat o f the y a rn ; “The prettiest girl In the party was and It was at the same age that Plu Her French heels tarch began the study of luitln. also the gayest. Hnhhes. the Kuglish philosopher, pub were the highest aud her big. fiappy lished his best hook when he was eigh hat was the biggest and the Happiest. ty-seven. and Chevreul, forever Iroirior- Well, she went down, down Into ta! In scientific research, was busy as Sheepshead bay and drank more wa a bee at his w-«rk in his one hundred ter In five minutes than she bud in as and second year. many yea.'s. «s . “ When »lie came up for the third ♦ j* •&. One o f the most active lawyers of the Los Angeles county bar Is past hls time she grabbed an empty flouting ninetieth year, amt we know of anoth box and clung t»> it until she grew too H.ippiness Never a Thing Ona er Los Angeles man who has Just been weak. Down she went. Night fell. appointed cashier o f a new hank at the Li;M !y C a:ts Away. “ Now a tug came puffing and snort age o f seventy-four. In short, the cold fact Is that seven ing on her way hack from the garb ty-two is very far indeed from being age dumping grounds— or waters— Too Beautiful, Even Though Ev.sne* dragging half a dozen empty scows, all “ a ripe old age.” cent, to Ce Passed Ey When Coe On the other hand, o f course, a man of which were, like all such craft, May Hold It. If Only ran let himself be old at most uny equipped with hinged bottoms which for the Moment. age. There are lots o f men who are jpen outward. All the Scows were open, old at thirty, but It is a state o f mind and aboard one. the captain or skije W e «rer- coming home from n din with them and not a physical condi per 05 master, or whatever he ranked. ner |«arty together, my fi • m l and I. tion. even though they uia) not be In wa< wutchiiig to see that nodiing It was late at night and rather rainy, good health. broke I so m 1 In the squall. ami a« wa sat together in the damp, As to women, we very well know "Suddenly he heard a sqnenk, shrill almost empty trolley «air. inv friend that it was the fashion fo r them to he ai:f| uncanny. He Investigated. And spoke very suddqu'y and seriously, old and fear ruffled ca[*s at forty. Hut inside Ids opened-up garbage scow, writ«-* Margaret K. Kangster In the that isn't the case now. by any means. clinging desperately to the chains! that Christian Herald. Think of Lillian R taat I . Bent* sw ing open and shut the container af “ Just now." she said. “ I've a chance hanlt and Schuuiaiui-Uelnk, merely to garbage was what hud been a glorious to he vs-ry happy. Hut I'm almost mention some o f the more prominent creature In picture hat. French hc*els afraid to ink«* I t !” women of our time. and other furbelows. The garbage The rnln heat In a futile manner W e would go so far as to say that master was a brave man. hut this ap agninst the car windows. I llsteued to age Is a question o f w^nt way we look palled him. Hls nerve won. however, It for a moment before I spoke. at It. That “ a man is as old as he and he hauled the miracle to what “ Why?” C question«*«! at lasr— “ why feels nml a woman a* old as she looks.” deck there was. and she survived and nre you afrnb! to take your chance— is. Indeed, a very good saying. A man revived. to he happy?" Is a fool not to feel all right, ami a “ What had happened w a« that the “ Because," answered my friend, and woman may he trusted never to “ look” beautiful lady had b«*«*n drawn down her eyes looh«vl far away— past the ear old if she Is the woman she ought to into the water again, but had once and the rain, even— “ because I'm be. more come to the surface just as the afraid thnt it won't Inst!" It Is a great Idea for a man when he scow passed over her and she had When It Is autumn nnd the leaves Is anywhere between fifty and seventy come up inside. She hail life enough are crimson and gold-colored nnd very to mentally start all over ngnlti as and sens«- enough to grasp anything beautiful, w e know.«« v<»n as we admire though he had s«-t nut. like a boy. U|sm tangible, that being in this case a sllp- them, that they will he brown nnd the great ndv«-nture o f life. pery chain. Then she knew eitaugli tt withered some day. But that does not Instead o f spending hls time then In try to shriek. The squeak she emitted b arn o t in ; ti.*-ir glorious coh ▼ain regrets, let him resolve to attain saved her life.” ■ors. all that he has missed. Ie-t him. aleive It’s like that. too. with flowers, nnd all things else, renew his enthusiasm. With Malice Aforethought. springtime, and the blue sky of sum Let him go to the circus again nml buy Round tin? campfire— to put it poet- mer. W e know that the flowers will peanuts for the elephant; let him go. Icnlly— a lot o f soldiers were discuss fade away and that springtime will go stark, into an old swimming hole; ing hairbreadth esi-apes und adven and thnt tlmrr w ill he winter storm whenever ho hears a lan d let him fol tures they had had. One after an rhmds whwre there were orce sparkles low It till he has lost the way home. other they related tales, true and oth o f sun. It shall he Just as we think »hour erwise. till It came to the turn o f a And so this Is the answer to my 1L W e are to remember that we shall man who’d traveled all oyer the world. friend and to other friends o f min«?: liv e only once on this earth, and that Every one walt«*d breathlessly for hls N ever he afraid to grasp at happi w e will be a long time dead. yarn, but he said he’d nothing to tell. ness because It may not Inst. For Imp- "H ave you never had uu accident7” filness Is ns beautiful us the flowers of chorused his [mis. His Achievements. spring nnd the sky o f summer and "Accident? N o !” “ I have been in business here at the the vivid leaves o f autumn. And even “ Never had an accident In your old stand for thirty-four year«." ad though It might not last, happiness is life?” mitted the proprietor o f the Rich» too beautiful to pass by with never a “ No. Rattler bit me once." Place Store in Petunia. ‘Thirlng that gin nee. “ Don't you call that an accident?” time 27.000. In round numbers, fresh And th<-n. ns the philosopher said, “ Thunder, n o ! The thing bit me on young drummer« have trleii to talk me and as we know, don't he sure, as you purpose!" said the traveler. Into buying rare bargains that I didn’t take your chance nt happiness, that it j want, and 13^»2o well-meaning lunk- will not stay. Ie»«*k around your cir ti«»nds have left the door open when Grenfell’« Splendid Work. cle of frleuds, look at your business It ought to have been shut. 1 have W ilfred Thomason Grenfell. M. D., associates, look at the comml crowds listened with a crocodile smile to some superintendent o f the I>abradi>r medi nnd note the average o f happy faces is thing like 46.743 old stories and no cal mission o f Royal National Mission rather high. Tod’ ll see more smiles. 1 more than two dozen new ones. I have o f Deep Sea Fishermen, was born ' think, than frow n s; more merry faces furnished settln' places for all the February 28, 1863. He fitted out the than sad on es! prominent and Influential loafers of first hospital ship for the North sea Don't he afraid to take a etianee at the community, and have had two tons fisheries, and cruised with the fisher happln«-ss ¡»««cause you fear that It Is o f prunes, cheese and gltiger-«nn|a> ett men front the Bay o f Biscay to Ice too heirtitlful to last. Take your op by 'em. I am thirty-four years ojd- land. He established homes for them chance, instead, arguing that happiness e r than I was when I began, and very Is too beautiful not to lu st! on the land and arranged taissloa ves little wiser or richer 1 have trusted sels for them la the sea. He went to almost everybody who has asked me Labrador In 1882, when he built four Dead Man Upright a* Machine Cun. to, and some o f ^hem cheated me and hospitals, a »erie* o f cooperative Stories o f the scenes o f tlic battle other* dhln't. So. speaking biological ■tores and an orphanage, and estate fields are told In n letter received by ly, I s'pose I don't think any worse of llshed numerous small Industrial Mm. H. E. Wilson o f MliVIle nronu«». my feller citizen* than they do of me.” schemes. Wilmerdlng. Pa., from her son, Prl — Kansas City Star. ra te Gordon Wlleon irt the One H«a- How Could H « Know? dred sr»d XlntL Ambulance rorps. Mount Ararat Now a Republic. It may he u mistake for H«>over to W alking over the hattlefieW In The Hno<hincement o f the formation go to Furnpe after all. search o f wounded men. he wrote, he o f “ the Inrteptfwtleot Republic o f Ara A flay or two ago Miriam, o f Jeffer found himself staring into the muzzle ra t” will brush away the fallacy which sonville, who Is not yet eight, was not o f a German machine gun, with a regards Ararat as Jusr a mountain in cleaning lip lier plate a« well 11 « she German soiiller at the breech. I)ro|e stead o f a country, albeit the very ping Into a »bell hole, Privnte Wilson should, and usually <loes. Moreover, mountain on which the ark rested she was disposed to be wasteful and remained there for linlf an hour, not when the waters o f t h e Deluge began ««‘«aned to thinl) the bars were up. daring to move. Finally, as darkne*« to abate. Genesis Is explicit enough approached, he decided to crawl away. “ Mr. Hoover will be after you If you to hare prevented the mistake. It waste food," suld her mother. He lost his way, he says, an«l did not might he thought; It says q u i t e rile- know where he was until he was "Mr. Hoover won't know anything tln ctly: “ The ark rested upon the about it ; he has gone to Kurope,” was again looking nt the German machine mountains o f Ararat.” In Its day. Ara the reply.— Indianapolis News. gun and tlie lone soldier behind^. It. rat was a great power, holding sway This time he r.ns in a position to see fa r to the east and to the west. But better nml recognized at once that the Time on the Rhine. to western Europe Ararat has long mldler was dead. A bulh’t fired by Private Jones o f Holwtken— Sny, been known as the place where the Casey, what time Is It by the watch in American rlfl- tnan had penetp t««' dove first plueked the olive branch and «»n the Rhine? his forehead, probably Just nt tli«* time returned with her message o f hope to he was preparing to pour a volley into Private Casey o f Brooklyn— Retlr'!:' the Ark. the advancing columns. time, me bye, retirin' time I— Judge. ♦ * ♦ * The Phonograph With a Soul * ♦ ♦ ♦ * George (\ Will in hcuilq narters tor «hi« wonderful Buper-phono- graph that brings to your home music so exquisitely r»*ul and beau- * ♦ ♦ tiful, so perfect a duplication of the original voice or instrument us to tie everywhere acclaimed a veritable “ KE-CREATION.” Conte in and let us plav THE NEW EDISON for you. trated is the Chippendale model. 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