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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 2, 1919)
¡t ill WHILE -GEJKt r H appy N ew Year M ay the N e w Y e a r of 1919 * • Bring to Y o u a Full M easure o f Prosperity and Happiness We Thank You Heartily for Your Patronage During 1918 SESTAK & THOMAS Proprietors of Stay ton Meat Market JS , G R E E T IN G S LOOKED ON Pvrty 6f Tourist* H elp 'd P j i ’.ty Am t t-.vi Woman t" Kiss th* Real Blarney Sto.is. HIS Q'JEEll ‘CATCH’ " tk : And Garbage Waster Was Not Fishing, at That. Thrv«* or four o f u* iniuh* m* a little* party to go to Hliirtii'y ottstlo to In*’ prove our ability In the nrt of iiilklug 0 ,1 Copy Reader R-insscks His Mind hy kls*lng the Hlaruoy stone, *«iy* tor Most Un.que Story H * Csn t'ii|*t. Altiert 1!. Wouhaiu lq "Spun Recsll, and Here Is th* Ytints of ii Naval Officer." *o>- Result H * Achieved. lux thn* i'll rot)il* l*‘ ill to Koine appll»* soineohM to Itluruey, ti*o. hut the The oldest copy render on the |*o* ■ Irish mill's I otiioiot tliluk how they per grew rendili*, • ut, 3 reconcile them with the miles record- “ In all the thousands o f stories' for isl hy the uivloub Indicators! the paper I have rend, how many However, we not there, and, bound- unique ones have I found? Well, I j lux up the stone stnlrs, reached the can give you one that stands o i l III top of the tower. T w o persona were niv memory, sharply defined, without a alrently there, an old nmti am) one of finiv. the loveliest women l ever *»w . W e "It Is about the strangest fish that were rut her p reso il for time, and so was ever cantili lit Sheepshead liny. I proceeded to kiss tlie stone. It was about the time that motor The Blarney stone fines the outside boat* were first being built, und risky o f the tower, about three feet down. things they were, too. In those days. If you wish really to Clss It you must W ell, there was a certain young man I he let down headfirst, do the trick, and about Broadway w hose Imnst wua that he hauled up. All round the top of he would try anything once. 1 the tower Is a hanglug puropet project- “ He h a d ‘tried ailliAuolillea ami had | lux «bout u foot from the line o f the hml considerable success in tin,ling out ; tower wall, built to enable the defend what happened to them when they ran ers, when the castle was attacked, to Into brick walls, telegraph pole* and js s t s j pour hoillnx water or melted lend on other things like Hint. So he decided top o f the enemy opera tins on the to try motorboats, too. front door. "H e did, and never tried anything Havlnx let one another down, we a fter that, lie gathered a Jolly little finish, d under the wondering g "* * ,,r parly, |>aeked a J«?ly little luncheon the lovely woman. “ Kseuse me. x<'ti unii off from shore they set In a cocky tlemen," she said, "but what have you little motoiboat, out lu i» the middle of been doing?" Sheepsheml hay. There came a heavy We told her. squall. the boat upset and se vend o f With a dlsdmtiful l«H>k she turned to the happy throng were drowned, the the old fel'ow ami su'd. “ There. yeui'g mail ¡rii-hiderl. Now, here's Oeoi„,\ I told yii't that." pointing the meat o f the yarn! to a tueek-liHiklnx stone Inside, " » a » "T h e pretti«..: girl In the party was not the Blarney stone, and 1 have not aide Un« gay, I. H *r Brelich ln*cla kissed the Blarney stone! 1 have not were tin* highest and her Mg. Happy come all the wuy from Ann r'ca to hi t was the biggest and the llupplest. away without doinx I I !” As she sold Well, stie went down, down luto that she looked appealingly at us. Tor She« pslii nd hay und ilrauk more \vn- Georg* <lid not setm Inclined to rise ter In five minutes than she had In ns to tin- occasion. runny >rurs. , The end o f It was that we lashed **\Vh n mm»* up for it»«» third her dress round her tinkles, lowered ritti«» 'h e grthlMHl no empty lluiitliijr her. ant! pulled her up triumphant. I».?x : ml «»filili; t*> If u n til Klu* ^ i «*\ v too “ There. George, now I ccn 'g o bi t' U’vt.li. l>«nvn sin* vveut. N i;!it fell* to A tn e rlii und cn;, that I have kissed the JUnraey atone!" she cried. "Nmv n tug « •aine («ufilng ami vnort- I mu hound to sn.v that George, who Ing on lo r way bei ■k from lite gnrle proved to I k * her husband, did not look m i*—>>r w ater»-— happy or pleased. Ills reputation f *r .Il a d< li empiy »coiva. all telling the truth had suffered, and I l,.f which li! e all Slieb erilft. am pretty sure that he washed we d hot toni* wlilch Id ' itibiped w II never had come. » - ,« *■««„* were open, *it \ i, r«i AS r AND MACHINE SHOP A C ETYLEN E WELDING AND BRAZING OVERHALL CARS Beauchamp's D:ug Store Stay ton, Oregon } 5 JV e w Y e a r 's G r e e tin g s ---------- TO--------^ . j Our Many Friends and Patrons We take this opportunity to will, patronage, and support given us during % the past year. { t! express our appreciation o f the good “ Boys” Get Good 'American Feed. if the American mother n u W corn- face to face with some o f the worn n cooking meiils for her sold' r b»y rt the Y. M. C. A. hut over here It arar« i would gladden her heart. Mils a Lon don (K ng.) corre*i<ondent. They would prove to the American mother that her boy while her«* 1* glut ting real good old “ Yankee !>iH«dte" meals, cooked l>y real American moth ers Just like herself. These women— most o f them Atucr lean volu S eer workers— supply a hour 2,.rkk) meals a duy, besides hundred* ) o f “ tea*" (ye*, mothers, he’s got Urn Knglish tea habit now; you’ll have to give him tea every afternoon wheti ho A gets back), luncheons and night meals. UI The "ch ief cook" Is Hon. Mrs. Ar thur Coke, and her specialty Is griil- ille er.kcs "fit for u king.” One month recently she turned out Me> o f th in, srx o f which were eaten hy no less a personage than King George him elf. The king and queen recently visited Engle hut. They gave the king th ru of the cakes. He cie-ned his plate and came hack fo r a “ refill.” We heartily wish them an abundauce of peace and prosperity for 1919 and then some. Wilbur Woolen Mills Co. 5 OH, Boy! The war department recently invìicA l.bls for ihe follow ing to supply l'_Ti regiments: Seventeen thousand five hundred sets o f hosing gloves. T.OOO baseball bats. fl.IO ? buseballs. ffTi.dOft playground ball*. .'f.dUO rugby football*. 7,001) aoccer footballs, 350 volley balls and 1,750 medicine balls. Ifl& B IB B E B B S S E flE I s ■ ■ s FORDSON TRACTORS Oliver Plow No. 7, RodeHck Lean Disc. ■ P? K V 7* The Tractor is made by Ford & Son. Plows and disc made under their personal supervision. Your order now Will insure spring delivery Bl I« TRACTORS NOW ON THE FIOOR FOR YOUR INSPECTION « w in Write or phone for further information E1 n ira m VICK BROTHERS VALLEY MOTOR CO. g 260 High Street 127 S tate Street 1995—P H O N E S—442 SA LE M , - - - OREGON IBBBSBBI m m B» ,, thè capluili <«r skl|» wlmK'ver !,•• runki'il. tu dee «Imi iluthllig hr, '.«• I,*,,*.- .11 '¡e *>|un!l. Sii,!«i< 1,1) I, 5ei i «! a squeak. sbrlll .-ml uneiinny. Ile Investigateti. And in*idc hi* op igd-up gnrbnge scow. rrntely lo tbe « li.-iln* timi d iu g'n g il swing op« n nd idiut thè container of g.irbiigc «,:i* what Inni beiti a glorloit* eresi Mire in pletnre hot. Fri neh lieel» uud otlier fUrhcloWK. The gnrltHfff mnslt-r un* a n e man. luti liti* a|e pallili bini. Ili.* .icrve unii, however, alni I.' I,.niìed thè mira le lo w h it deck there wa*. and she survlvcd inni revived. “ What I ad li ri|„ rnal v.n* lim i 'thè beautiful lady li:.,I beeli ihnwn do ti àuto tbe water itgaln, bui ìiad o n c i- more come tu thè surfiicc j:i~t a* thè scow passisi over InT ami **,• had liuti,' rp ln*ab‘. Sin* limi lite i noligli and c*iic, in a ig li to gracp nnylhlng tnngible. timi heing In ,hi* caw a *i,|e p,-ry i la In. Tlo-ti *he knevv etiougli tr try to shrlek. The *<|ueak »he em iltiil saved ber liie." Battery ('harurinKT- All kinds o f nssessories. Gas and Oils for sale All my work is Guaranteed First Class CHAS. CLADEK, Ì I H a rd w a re and Furniture Guns and Am unition fi % % G A SO LIN E , O ILS, P A IN T S , % and Everything In The H a rd w are Line MV ♦ L IL L Y H A R D W A R E CO . -:-i-n-M -+-)+-i-++-:-<-:, : - i '• i - : - - M - M - + + + + + - M - - ! - : - t + + + + i ¡5 T :-:..:.-:-v++-:-+++-i+•*.+++++•:-;-++-I + + -i-t-M -+ + + + + + + -M -+ + + + -M -' EW VVVV Ü % S tar ^ T h e a tre fl TT -t-+ \ Sitturdays Program will portraj' | W allace Reid and Kathlyn Williams I —IN— ++ “The Thing We Love” W,,h Malice Aforethoi*«;ht. Bound tie.' e- mpfire- to put It poet Ically—n lot o f soldier* v.ere i II m - ii *»- log hairbreadth ic a p e c and udvei, tu n * they had laid. One after an other they related tale*, true and oth erwtse, till It came to the turn o f a man who’ll traveled all over the world, livery one waited breathlessly for III* ynrn, hut he *ald he'd nothing 1» a, II. "H a v e you nevar had an aeclilent ?” chorused hi* pitl*. •‘Aceldent ? N o !” “ N ever had an accident In your life?” ” N'o. Battler hit tne once.” “ Don’t you call that an accident?" “ Thunder, no! The thing hit me on purpose!” *ald the traveler. How Could He Know? It may he a mistake for Hoover to go to Kurope a fter all. A day or two ago Miriam, o f Jeffer sonville, who Is not yet eight, was not cleaning up her plate as well as she should, unit usually does. Moreover, she was disposed to be wasteful and seemed to think the bars were up. “ Mr. Hoover will he after you If you waste food,” said her mother. “ Mr. Hoover won't know anything* about it; he has gone to Kurope,” was the reply.— fmlinnapolt* News. STAYTON, ORE. I PERFECT HEATERS I PERFECT RANGES biiird I - must«' Grenfell’s Splendid Work. W ilfred '1 liouiHHon Grenfell, M. D., superintendent o f the Labrador medi cal mission o f Boyal National Mission o f Deep Sea Fishermen, was horn February 28, 18ft!. He fitted out the first hospital ship fo r the North sea fisheries, and cruised with the fisher men frstn the Bay o f Biscay to Ice land. He established homes for them on the land and arranged mission ves sels for them In the sea. He went to Labrador in 1802, when he Imllt four hospitals, a series o f co-operutl ve stores and an orphanage, ami estab lished numerous small Industrial schemes. FIX FORDS All Kinds of Repairing done at Reasonable Rates s j r - ml cladek g a r u a s e ’” + * H * + * }* + + + M + + + + + + 4,+ Sunday’s Program will present * MAETERLINCK’S “The Blue Bird” + + + + 1 -+ + + H B •!•+++•:•+++ STA R THEATRE ¡j ;++++*++++++-t+-:-++++++++++++++++++-:-++++++++++++SS5 S + + + + + + + + - !- + + - }- + + + + + + + + :- + + + + + + - t + + + + - »- M - n - + - M " M - + + + J R ^ First-Class Job Work Biliousness I*-' r i R&MltU j £ EN you have a bilious attack your liver L i Is to perform its functions. Y o u become con stipated. T h e food you cat ferments in your stomach instead o f digesting. This inflames the stomach and causes nausea, vomiting and a terrible | headache. T ake Chamberlain's Tablets. They w ill R tone bp your liver, clean out your r tomach and you ) ra w ill soon beas well as ever. There 1 : : . l 1 v. - better. Time on the Rhine. Frlvnte Jones o f Ilohoken— Say, 13 Casey, what lime Is It by the watch SC on the Blilm*? Private Carey o f Brooklyn B etlrîç' time, me bye. retirin’ tim e!— Judge. C h a m b e r la iW H s C;