H. A. BEAUCHAMP, M.O.
Physician and Surgeon
STA Y TON.
O R EG O N
C. H. BREWER, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SUUCKON
S ta y to n . O kboon
FA R M A N O C IT Y LO A N S
I f V"U lire p a y in g « hiicIt r a te o f in-
te ru a t. why n o t re fu n d y o u r loan a t
a lo w er r a te ami m ore lib e ra l term «.
It is n o t good busi ne ah to pay a
b lith e r r a te o f I n te re s t tlia n th e
m a r k e t d em an d s, n or la it g issi buei-
iieas to k eep y o u r aur|>lua lum ia on
tim e (lu|>oaita a t 3 to 4 p e r c t . p or an«
mini w hen ti p e r c e n t can read ily be
se c u re d on first F a rm M ortage*. If
you h a v e m oney to loan o r w ish to
re fu n d o r se c u re a new one, call or
w rite S. II. H K L T Z E L , S ta y to n ,
< ) re|(oii.
AND SHE WO « E D
Mrs.
Bilitops Really Doubted
Scale’s Accuracy.
d eem e d a S in g u la r T h in g U ntil E x ­
p la n a tio n D aw nsd on th o P a ir
W ho W oro Oolng T ffiough th o
R e g u la r P ro g ram .
“W e k eep ," sa id Mr. H illtops, “ a
re c o rd o f M rs. H illto p 's w eight. T h e re
la n d ru g s to re In o u r neig h b o rh o o d
w h ich w e p u ss In o u r 'd a ily w alk s
DENTIST
w h e re th e y huve a n iee beam scale,
(M ice O pp. I.ancefield S h o t S to re
a n d nlio u t once In te n d ay s o r tw o
P hone 2 1 U
S U v ti.n . O re
w e c k s we sto p In th e re a n d w eigh M rs.
H illto p s; a n d th e n , w hen w e g et
hom e, I s e t th e w eig h t dow n In th e
The Navy Department is col­ re c o rd .
h e g re a te s t d ifferen ce betw een u n y
lecting photographs of enlisted tw “T
L A W Y E R end N O T A R Y P U B L IC
o w e ig h ts ta k e n so fn r th is y e u r Is
men who lose their lives in the tw o p o u n d s ; w h ile th e d ifferen ce be­
Office R oom No. ti, Roy Bldg.
war that their memory may be tw e e n th e first w eig h t a n d th e one Juat
perpetuated. Secretary Daniels tu k e n Is only th re e -e ig h th s o f a pound.
iS . I I . H K I . T Z E L
y o u can see h e r w e ig h t U ru n n in g
asks relatives or others having So
v e ry tru e .
such photographs to lend them " I t m ig h t ssem t h a t all th is w a s
A tto r n e v - » t- I .a w - N o ta ry Public
to the N a v y that copies may Ire r a t h e r a h u m d ru m cotnraunpluce p e r ­
rm a n c e to go th ro u g h , b u t re a lly
mtftle for the Navy’s records. fo
th e r e 's a good d e a l of v a rie ty to It.
Originals will be returned to the “F o r lnstu n co , In w in te r, w hen sh e
owners
as fast ub copies can be Is w e a rin g a h eav y d o « k . w e w eigh
- J . M. R IN G O —
M rs. H illto p s w ith th a t cloak on. T h u s
made.
th e first w eig h t w e g e t Is th e g ro ss
STAYTON
OREGOK A photograph of each man is w eig h t, a n d th e n fro m th a t we h a v e
to be forwarded by the Navy to d e d u c t th e ta re , th is b eing th e
h t o f th e cloak a s p rev io u sly a s ­
i Department to the training sta­ w c e eig
rta in e d a t hom e, to a rr iv e a t th e n et,
tion where he began his career in w h ich la w h a t we s e t d o w n In th e tec-
the service. At each of such ord.
see It Is n o t all q u ite so
stations a memorial gallery of sim " S p o le yon
a s it se e m s; a n d th is sp rin g ,
honor or a hero’s comer is to be ! w hen M rs. H llftops p u t on fo r th e first
Rath Tubs, Lavatorien and
established so that for alt time tim e h e r lig h te r-w e ig h t sp rin g co at,
all Sanitany flttinip»— Farm-
the fag»* of the man of the Navy w e ra n Into a re g u la r In cid en t.
“A fte r w eig h in g h e r, a s u su al, w ith
ers-We carry a line of
who has made the supreme sac-1 h e r c o a t on, w e re m e m b ered th a t w e
pump», leader water sys­
rifice may be honored by the h a d fo rg o tte n to w eigh th is c o s t lie-
tem«, etc. Gasoline engine«.
youth of the future sent to the fo re s ta rtin g o u t. b u t th is w as a lig h t
c o a t th a t could he ea sily rem oved a n d
station for training.
h an d led , a n d so now M rs. B ilito p s
All pictures, loaned or contri­ rem o v ed h e r cout a n d w e w eighed h e r
JACOB SPANIOL
buted. should be securely wrap­ w ith th e c o a t off. H ut do you know ,
h ed p re c ise ly th e sam e w ith
ped for mailing after they have h sh e e r c w o a eig
t off ns sh e did w ith it on I
been marked with the name, "M rs. H illto p s a n d I looked a t e ach
branch of service, and training o th e r In m ild a m a z e m e n t; h u t th e n a t
th e sa m e m om ent w e b o th m ade th e
station the young man. entered sa
SE STA K &
m e d isco v ery . S till s ta n d in g on th e
after enlistment. They should sc a le M rs. H illtops w as holding th e
TH O M A S,
be addressed to the Recruiting c o a t sh e h a d ju s t rem oved!-
1 nin n o t su a r th a t M rs. H illto p s Is
Division. Bureau of Navigation, q u “ ite
ns m uch In te re ste d In n!l th is
Navy Department, Washington, w eig h in g b u sin e ss ns I am , h u t w e
I). C. (’are will I** taken to re­ b o th la u g h e d a t t h a t ; a n d re a lly I
o u ld suy th a t '.uklng e v e ry th in g to ­
turn safely the photograph to the sh
g e th e r we get a l«.t o f fu n o u t o f w eig h ­
sender, when desired together in g S irs. H illto p s."— N ew Y ork T im es.
W . N. Pintler, D. M. D.
Photographs Wanted
V. A. GOODE
FUNERAL
DIRECTOR
TINWORK and
PLUMBING
STAYTON MEAT MARKET
Proprietors.
FreslnSalt&Cured Meats
Lard, Creamery Butter
Highest Maiket Price Paid For Fat Stock
with one of the copies made of
Of WiiAT USE IS T H E R A T 7
Place of th e P re d a to ry R odent Jn B al­
ance of N a tu re P e rh a p e In
R em ote P act.
On** o f th e zoological d e ta ils co n n ect­
ed w ith th e r a t Is Ita fa ilu re to su s ­
tain tiny d isc o v e ra b le re la tio n w ith
'h e b alan c e of n a tu re .
T h e b alan c e
of n a tu re »--»ins re m a rk a b ly even all
ov'-r th e w orld, fo r no kind o f life e sn
become Wholly e x tin c t w ith o u t affect*
lag p re ju d icially th e g e n e ra l en v iro n ­
m ent.
Ylie r a t seem s th e so llfn ry e x c e p ­
tion to th e g e n e ra l e x p erien ce th a t In­
te rfe re n c e w ith th e fa u n a o f an envi­
ron i«*iit In v ites d is a s te r th ro u g h an
t r ‘-t o f t h e b alan c e o f n a tu re , sa y s a
■ r n r In C u rre n t O p in io n . O th e r
form s o f life, -V getnhle o r nnlm nl, up-
t It hy tin Ir absence. It w as th o u g h t
until re c e n tly th a t a p e c u lia r species
< f lien could th riv e upon th e r a t alone,
h o t som e d o u b t Is th ro w n U|s>n th is
Idea hy re p o rts of p lag u e In v estig a­
tors.
f h - re Is, how ever, a n o th e r view of
t h e connection oi th e r a t w ith th e
balance o f n a tu re , acco rd in g to th e
H urls R ev u e S clentlflque.
T h e ro ­
dent h a s ach iev ed Its ta sk , p erfo rm ed
Its duty. T h e w ork w as accom plished
In p a st c e n tu rie s , p ro b ab ly In A sia.
ItHts w ill a tta c k very larg e organism s.
Even th e e le p h a n t Is not resp ected . It
ts w idely know n th a t c e rta in v a rie tie s
of A siatic e le p h a n ts hav e a g re a t d re a d
of ra ts. C ases a re reco rd ed In w hich
a huge e le p h a n t h a s succum bed to
w ounds m a d e In Its fe e t hy ra ts . T h e
rats gnaw th e hoofs o f h o rse s w hen It
can get a t th em . It w ould e x te rm in a te
the pig If It could And a n e u tra l In
m an.
In b rief, all th e ev id en c e su g g e sts
th a t th e r e hna ra g ed In th e p a s t a
g re a t w a rfa re betw een th e r a t an d
certain g ig a n tic form * o f life. T h e
brow n r a t seem s to h a v e h a d m uch to
do v Ith th e e x tin c tio n o f c e rta in
g reat b e a s ts In A sia.
P e rh a p s th e
m nstod«n w as ro u te d by th e ra t.
In
any ev en t, th e r a t m ay h a v e p la y e d a
glorious p a r t in elim in a tin g th e bulky
m o n sters th a t In tim e p a s t k e p t m an
down n u m e ric a lly Ju st a s to d a y th e
robin p la y s a glorlons p a r t In elim ­
in atin g from th e soil th e pest* th a t
o th erw ise w ould k eep
th e cro p s
down.
T h e v e ry v o ra c ity o f th e r a t m u st
h rv c been o f g re a t zoological Im por­
tan ce w hen It had to a tta c k , jferhaps,
a h erd of m asto d o n s. T h e ro ts tr a v ­
eled. then, ev id en tly . In sw a rm s. T h e y
«wain riv e rs In sw arm «. N othing could
«•and th em o r w ith s ta n d them . H av in g
eaten up e v e ry tid n g th a t could n o t
run o r fl.v tt r fight hack , th e n it tu r n ­
'd to E u ro p e an d h ad to s a tis fy Itse lf
with new h a b its an d d iffe re n t foods.
Its co n nection w tth 'th e b a la n c e o f n a ­
tu re v us d e stro y e d an d it Is to d ay a
me: -'In: less su rv iv al w ith n o th in g b u t
a so m ew h at d o u b tfu l cluirn to a ch ar-
JCterlioiC lieu.
T h e Sim ple L ifers.
E v e ry se n sib le m nn a n d w om an to ­
d a y Is a sim p le life r. T h e re o re so
tunny th in g s w hich a re difficult to get,
For
so m an y c o n tro lle rs o re hem m ing u s
N am e G erm an Shells.
In w ith p ro h ib itio n s th a t w e a r e m ak ­
T h e re a re a b o u t 200 s e p a ra te a n d
ing o u r lives sim p le r a n d m ore sim ple
!lst;nct k in d s o f shells tired from G er­
e v ery d ay . C u rio u sly enough, th e larg e
m an guns, nud each an d ev ery one o f
o f u s a r e fee lin g all th e b e t­
them h a s been given a t le a s t one n ic k ­
“The farmer with the aid of m te a r jo fo rity
r It. W e w a lk w h e re w e once
e hy th e E nglish T om m ies. Som e
Phone or Call on
the automobile is becoming a m o to red , a n d th e e x e rc ise se ts th e o nam
f them h a v e been given several.
keen business man" says O. M. s ta g n a n t blood In o u r v ein s ru n n in g
T h e b ig g est kind o f high explosive
ith fre sh v igor. W e e a t less and dl-
Baker, dealer in Chevrolet pas- g w eat
sh el’s, fo r Instnnce, a re know n Indif­
m
ore.
So
little
h
a
v
e
w
e
fe
lt
th
e
Kingston. Ore.
re n tly its "D irty P ic k s ." “J a c k Jo h n -
senKer automobiles and trucks. ' d e p riv a tio n th a t m ost o f u s a re de­ fe
«ons." “C oal B oxes.” “ F low er-P ots.”
“The automobile has aided him c la rin g th a t fo r th e fu tu re It Is to be “t ’ru m p s," “B lack P e te rs .” o r "W h is­
p le life fo re v e r." T h e re are.
to
appreciate what time means. o th f e co “ u sim
tlin g W illies.”
CHANCE OF SCHEDULE JUNE 2, 1918
rse, som e w ho stru g g le In th e ir
The automobile has modernized sb a u rd v a n ity to k eep th e old life alive. T h e sm a lle r k in d a re “B lack M a ria s”
Mill City-Salem Round Trip (3.00 the farmer. He is quicker, keen­ T h e ir tim e Is m ain ly s p e n t In evading o r “W oolly B ea rs," acco rd in g to w h e th ­
e r th e sm oke th ey em it w hen b u rs t­
er, more alert, active man. In th e o rd e rs o f th e food c o n tro lle r, o r in ing Is b la c k o r w h ite w ith a yellow ish
d isc o v e rin g new so u rc e s o f e x tr a v a ­
fact, he is cominjf into his own. ; g an ce. Som e d a y th e y w ill realize tinge.
AUTO STAGE
H igh-explosive sh ra p n e l and tren ch -
W ill m a k e re g u la r tr ip s e v e ry d a y . He is coming up to the mark set th e i r m ista k e a n d Join th e h ap p y arm y
m o rtn r sh e lls s r e re sp ectiv ely “whlr.z-
S u n d a y s inclu d ed as follow s:
M ALKM F H O N K 1«V6
by men in other lines of business o f “ sim p le life rs ." Y ou c an n o t hav e h nngs” a n d "p lie sq u e a k s," from th e ir
d e a t It. O u r cak e today- h a b it o f g iv in g only th e se w arn in g s o f
P. M.
A. M.
“An Ohio farmer writes to one! y la o u v r ic c to a k ry e sn
Mill C ity
A r 7:00
«:35 Lv
In th e g re a t w a r fo r fre e ­ th e ir ap p ro a c h . "A rch ib ald s" a re a n ti­
«¡80
........L yons
7:05
of the Chevrolet representatives dom , tr u th an d Ju stic e . T h a t can only a ir c r a f t sheila.
M eham a .......... fi:20
7 il5
illustrating the manner in which' be o u rs If we d en y o u rselv es all th e
S i* l ............S ta y t o n ............. , 6:30
c a k e s w e o n ce loved so m uch.
8:10 ............ S u b lim ity ............ 6:20
D ried Egg*.
the passenger car is utilized on o T th h e e r “sim
p le life r” Is d oing h is d u ty
6:05
•8:25
T h e high «post o f eggs In E n g lan d
the
farm
in
the
following;
man­
a n d th a t Is w hy he is h appy. H is
4:60
..........T u rn e r
8:45
Is th e vision w ith o u t w hich, a s Solo­ h a s led to th e b irth o f q u ite a new big
S alem
.L v 4 :20
ner:
•:1 6 A r
b u sin ess In d rie d eggs a n d eggs In so­
“th e p e o p le p e rish ."—
•M e e ts T ra in tin n o rth b o u n d a t A um s
" ‘I am at present marketing L m o o n n d o to n ld E x p us.
lution.
O ne la rg e firm selling d ried
re ss.
ville. S ta g e le a v e s o p p o site O. K. d e ­
eggs h a s u n d e rta k e n a n ex ten siv e a d ­
my
berries.
I
am
fourteen
miles
p o t in Salem .
v e rtisin g cam paign to p u sh th e se eggs
M orning « ta g e w ill c o n n e c t w ith th e from our market and before I tfot
G erm an S u b te rfu g e.
upon th e a tte n tio n o f re ta ile rs , w ho In
K in g sto n s ta g e a t S ta y to n .
my car I had to Ret up at 2 a. m. T h e A lnm nach d e G othn. a n n u a lly th e ir tu rn o re b eing e n a b le d by o th e r
G erm an y ,” w h s well know n a d v e rtisin g n m tte r to a tt r a c t th e ir cus­
and did not Ret home until after­ b "m e fo n d re e In
Stayton-West Stayton
th e w a r a s th e social re g is te r to m e rs to th e goods.
noon. Now I leave after 5 a. m .' o f E u ro p e, a k in d o f “B u rk e ’s P e e r­ T h e d rie d eggs w hich th e y a d v e rtise
7:00 a. m. . . .
c,
. 8:46 a.m .
and am back at work on my farm a g e ” o f th e c o n tin e n t. N a tu ra lly it a re e n tire ly soluble a n d ta k e u p th e
4:10 p .m ., -V M a y to n
A r «:00 p.m .
h u s been o stra c is e d fo r som e tim e from w a te r lik e a lum p o f s u g a r a n d th u s
H:00 a.m . * tjV e ta v tn n I
ftein.
at eitfht.
p.m . A r
M a y to n Lv 6:16 p .m .
so ciety , an d now It is give th e p e rfe c t cream y liquid of a
‘As it is impossible to jret e th n e tire b e ly st su allied
p e rse d e d by th e A lnm nach b eate n sh ell egg re n d ? fo r In s ta n t u se
help, my car makes it possible d e B ru x elles, w hich. In a first edition, on m ixing. P rie d eggs n re no longer
to produce and take fare of a lot h a s re c e n tly m e t it w a rm w elcom e In to h e re g a rd e d a s w a r fo o d : th ey h a v e
e . T h e G e rm a n p u b licatio n . It com e to s ta y . T h is Arm p re d ic ts th a t
; more of my crops. I took seven a F p ra p n e a c rs
, h a s been n p o w erfu l ch an n el In th e n e a r fu tu re th e p ro p erly d ried
| crates of berries to market this of esp io n ag e. O fficials o f every co u n ­ eggs w ill h a v e becom e on e o f th e v ery
THE
l this morning. I use my car for tr y In th e w orld h a v e In nocently su p ­ la rg e st u sed und m ost Im p o rta n t o f o u r
It w ith In fo rm a tio n ab o u t p ro m i­ foods.
all work where a car can be p n lied
e n t people, fam ily tre e s, u n ities, n a ­
, used.’
vies, a n d w h a t not. S om e o f th is In­
AT
R a b b its a R eal P est.
This is one instance, but it fo rm a tio n w as o ste n ta tio u sly p a ra d e d
A s a fn lr illu s tra tio n o f th e ra b b it
p ag es o f th e A lnm nach. h u t p e st In c e rta in p o rtio n s of New Z ea­
might he multiplied a hundred o on n e th w e ould
lik e to know how m uch of
SELLS
d . an d esp ecially in th e d rie r sec­
times, ami each time given a dif­ It w ent p riv a te ly Into th e flies o f th e lan
tions o f th e S outh Island. I\
s ta te d
ferent use in which the impor- G e rm a n In tellig en ce d e p a rtm e n t.
th a t on a n e s ta te la te ly ta k e n over by
th e N ew Z eelan d govern m en t, co m p ris­
t tance of the automobile on the
ing 12.410 a c re s of fre e h o ld an d a p a s ­
W o rld ’s A lum inum Supply.
farm today is proven conclusive­
T h o u g h S w itz e rla n d led th e w orld In to ral ru n of 111.210 nort s, th*'re w ere
ly.
th e e a rly e le c tro ly tic p ro d u c tio n of killed o r c a p tu re d ab o u t 120.000 ra b ­
.• 11110111111111. F ra n c e lins been th o ch ief b its In o rd e r to c le a r up th e p ro p e rty
p ro d u c in g n a tio n sin c e 1890. and su p ­ so ns to m ak e It s u ita b le fo r th e lo ca­
p lied ns m uch ns 39.2 p e r re n t o f tile tio n o f re tu rn e d soldiers.
w o rld ’s a n n u a l tn tn l a t tile tim e of the
o u tb re a k o f th e w ar. T h e 10 p la n ts
W o rld 's Need fo r W heat.
fo r e le c tro ly tic n ln m ln m n had Ik 1014
E x p o rts o f w h eat from th e U n ited
nil a g g re g a te o f 140.000 h o rsep o w er S ta te s to th e allies b e tw e e n Ju ly 1,
w ith a c a p a c ity o f 10,000 to n s a y ear.
an d J a n u a r y t. 1t>18, to ta le d m ore
Manager Luthy of the Star T h e th r e e p la n ts o f th e H a lte d S ta te s 1014.
th a n
3S9.ilOO.OOO
b u sh els.
W h eat
theatre announce« that h^ will | su p p lie d 2.1.8 p e r c e n t o f th e w o rld ’s flour e x p o rts ex ceeded 24.000.000 b a r ­
discontinue the Wednesday myht j p ro d u c t; th e tw o p la n ts o f S w itz e r­ rels. T h e to ta l In te rm s o f w h eat
d . 12.4: th e tw o E n g lish p la n ts, 7.8; show s th a t th e U n ited S ta te s ha« sen t
shows until after the harvest! lan
th e one C a n a d ia n p la n t, 1.2, an d th e th e allle« n e a rly five b u sh e ls of w heat
Service« 2nd 4th and 5th Sun­ season. There will b'* no more1 tw o p la n ts o f N o rw ay . 4.3. F ren ch fo r e v ery p e rso n In th is co untry. U n­
day at 8::>0 a. m.
Wednesday night shows unti' su p re m a c y tins been d u e to th e su'ie-* til th e n e x t h a rv e s t th e g re a t need is
rh ir q u a lity of th e b a u x ite m ined.
fo r w h e a t fro m th e U n ited S ta le s.
If inllie Market
C hevrolet or Buick
Four or Six
Automobile Important
To Farmers
0 . M. B aker, A gent
Mill C ity-Stayton-Salem
H am m an Auto Stage
DRUG
STORE
AUMSVILLE OREGON
Ice Cream and
.
Soda W ater
School Books,
Flash Lights, D rugs
and Prescriptions
For the Attention
of Theatre Patrons
T» W . JOHNSON, Prop,
Sts Marys Church
Rev. Fr. Lairtck. Pastor
further ootice.
O LD
HERE IS NEW IDEA
BU G G Y
NOT
SO
BAD
O ne Man a t L eaet T hink* A u to m o b ile
I* N ot Such a V ary C ro a t Im­
provem ent.
■ ■ ■
Woman’ s View of What Mascu*
line Dress Should Ee .
S p eak in g of o ld-fashioned th in g s, m
new s|»nper w rite r w a n ts to know w h a t
h a s become o f th e g a lla n t y o u th w ho.
P eeel'M tty T h a t th a W ar W ill B ring w hen he Imd sto p p ed th e h orse, w ould
let down th e to p o f th e buggy In o rd e r
A bout Such a T ra n sfo rm a tio n aa
to p erm it hi* sw e e th e a rt to a lig h t
She S tc m i to T h in k W ould
w ith o u t difficulty?
Be D esirable.
Well, we do not know w h a t h a s b e ­
com e o f him , b u t w e rem em b er him .
T h e w a r h a s b ro u g h t m any changes
P e rh a p s lie l* slu m b erin g so m ew h ere
In th e w orld, an d It Is c e rta in ly hoped
In oblivion, w h a te v e r th a t Is, w ith th e
th a t m ere m an w ill now ta k e a tu m ­
gaudy lap robe w ound a b o u t him —
ble and le t th e u n ifo rm o f th e so ld ier j
th a t lap robe w ith th e big red roa«
su g g est to him a new m ode of d re ss, j
cru d ely w orked In th e c e n te r. It w aa
W e see d ally th e U lm figures of "o u r a th in g of a rt. even us w as th e lin en
hoys," w ith th e n e a t-flttln g uniform
d u ste r, an d th e g a lla n t y o u th p ro b ­
c o a t, baggy tro u se r* to th e kn ee und ably han g s on to it In h ls o b sc u rity .
th e leggings th a t a» w ell net off th e i H ut sp eak in g o f buggy rid in g , th e
leg.
auto m o b ile U no Im provem ent o v e r It
J lu n 's p re s e n t d r e s Is a lw a y s a m a t­ In th e m u tte r of re a l en jo y m en t. N ot
te r of ridicule. Is u n sig h tly a n d should u n til t h e a u t o m o b i l e la p e rfe c te d no
h e changed to so m eth in g m ore se n s i­ It can he d riv en w ith one h a n d , o r u n ­
b le an d econom ical.
til it will w an d er along th e ro ad w ith ­
L et us build fo r M r. M an a new o u t d riv in g a t ull, w ill It Come in th e
kind o f su it, a w om an w rite s to th e j c la s s o f b liss w hich th e buggy occu­
e d ito r of th e N ew Y ork W orld. A t pied In th e day* gone by.
first he w ill bow l a n d say no, b u t If
T h e girl* a re a s sw eet a s th ey need
w om en w ill p e rse v e re an d *ay you to be— and th e ro a d s m uch b e tte r. T h e
m ust, h e w ill, an d In th e end be hap- m oonlight I* ju s t a* m ellow . L o r*
VI-
flow* In th e sam e u n c h a rte d ch an n el.
F irst, h ls figure.
T h e abdom inal Y outh Is a* h o p efu l— an d as b o a stfu l.
b elt Is m an 's only excuse fo r th e c o r­ M o th ers a re a s anxious, f a th e r s a s Im­
se t. H e w a n ta It an d he needs It fa r p a tie n t, w hen d a u g h te r fa lls to re tu rn
m ore th a n w om an, a n d If only fo r su p ­ w hen she w as expected. G ossip Is u
p o rt alone. P u t him Into a re g u la r ; busy. B ut th e w ise old h o rse th a t
w om an's co rse t o f w a istlin e h eig h t knew w hen th e re w as a loving co u p le
an d long h ip an d red u ce th a t ugly In th e buggy, an d th e n a rro w buggy
sto m ach se v e ra l Inches.
Itself, have all h u t ta k e n th e ir d e p a r t­
H e w ill not look foppish, b u t w ill u re along w ith th e g a lla n t fellow w ho
h a v e th a t m ilita ry c u t w e all ad m ire. hopped from th e rig a n d g ra c e fu lly
H e will n a tu ra lly feel 111 a t ease a n d • an d g racio u sly low ered th e to p o f th e
co m pressed fo r a few d ay s, b u t t h a t j vehicle so h ls com panion could a lig h t
w ill d is a p p e a r an d a feelin g o f re a l w ith o u t so m uch a s to u ch in g a w heel
living w ill follow , fo r h ls lungs w ill I o r th e body.—C olum bus (O .) D isp atch .
expand, th e m uscles be tig h tly su p ­
p o rte d an d vim re p la c e lan g o u r. T h e ,
F ra n c e W elcom es B abies.
co rset w as o rig in ally w orn by m en. 1 B ab ies a re w elcom e In c e rta in a p a r t­
so le t u s p u t th em back In to th e ir ow n m ent houses In P a rle . R e v e rtin g th e
g arm en t. W om en a re on th e av erag e policy p re v a le n t In a p a rtm e n t h o u ses,
f a r h e a lth ie r th a n m en. a n d th ey a re th e ow ner o f one o f th e n ew est h o u se s
d ally Incased In a co rset.
In th e F re n c h c a p ita l will not ta k e In
Now w e h a v e a figure to w ork on. a fam ily w hich h a s no ch ild re n , a n d
N ext, p u t him b ack in to k n ee p a n ts th e siz e o f th e s u ite o b ta in a b le d e ­
a n d long sto ck in g s. Is a n y th in g m ore p en d s e n tire ly on th e n u m b e r o f chil­
becom ing th a n th e k n ic k e rs o f old ; d re n r a th e r th a n th e n u m b er o f dol­
d ay s?
la r s a fam ily has. A lis t o f q u a li­
T h in k of th e cloth sav ed an d th a t fications h a s been p re p a re d by th e
ugly bag in h ls long tr o u s e rs fo re v e r o w n ers o f th e s e bouses an d te n a n ts
elim in ated . T h en th e c o at ta ilo re d to : m u st m eet them . A fam ily w ith on e
c u rv e to h ls figure, la p e ls a th in g of
ch ild w ill n o t b e p e rm itte d to h a v e
th e pi:st. a n d lu s te a d th e m ilita ry col­ th e la rg e st a p a rtm e n ts In th e house.
la r effect.
I t will hav e to ta k e o ne o f th e s m a ll­
C o a ts to b e c u t s h o r te r an d vests« e s t su ites. A fa m ily w ith tw o chil­
done aw ay w ith en tire ly . T h in k of d re n will b e re n te d th e n e x t la r g e s t
ih e saving o f clo th in th e s u it alone. a p a rtm e n t, th re e ch ild re n th e n e x t
E ven h ls s h irts , w hile in effect th e la rg e st, an d fo u r ch ild re n an y o f th e
am e a s now w orn, could b e sh o rte n ­ la rg e r su ite s in th e house. A fa m ily
ed ns in a w om an’s sh irtw a is t, an d of m u s t co n tain a t le a s t fo u r ch ild re n to
f a r less m a te ria l, so a s to conform to le a s e th e la rg e s t su ite . T h e re Is re a ­
a n a rro w e r figure. M ake a ch an g e in so n to believe th a t th e g o v ern m en t Is
h ls shoes a n d go back to th e old co­ In te re ste d o r w ill be In te re ste d In
lonial tyj>e o f n a rro w e r lin e s an d a j th e s e houses, a s F ra n c e h a s en co u r­
h ig h er heel.
W h a t Is p r e ttie r th a n ag ed In e v ery possible m a n n e r a h ig h e r
th e old colonial shoe an d buckle?
b ir th ra te .
P re v a ilin g eio tn s w ould m ak e up '
becom ingly fo r business a n d s tre e t j
S et L im it to L u x u ries.
w ear, b u t th e p o ssib ilities fo r evening j
“D o n 't tr y to sell lu x u rie s to N ew -
d re s s a re u ' lim ite d .
H is evening
Z e alan d .” T h is Is th e ad v ice U n ited
clo th es a re li.deous. Silken breeches,
S ta te s C onsul G en eral W inslow g iv es
flowing w ai :s, etc., lend u n to ld possi- I
A m erican m e rc h a n ts In a co m m erce
b llltie s a t a d in n e r o r fu n ctio n .
re p o rt.
A nd ti • co m fo rts on a h o t su m m er
N o : N ew Z ealan d Is n o t p in ch ed f o r
day . L* . him h av e se v e ra l p a irs of m oney. Its w a lle t is w ell filled. “T h e re
w h ite < U'-k k n ick ers und a n a r r a y of As no p a rtic u la r n e cessity fo r re tre n c h ­
sh irts. W h ite pum p s an d sto ck in g s to m en t." a s th e consul p u ts It. b u t th e
m atch, an d th o u sa n d s of y a rd s of wool p u b lic Is opposed to th e p u rc h a s e o f
saved. A nd a f a r b e tte r d re sse d m an lu x u ries, esp ecially lu x u rie s th a t h a v e
In th e b a rg a in .
to he Im ported, th ereb y u sin g to n n a g e
E v ery m an dow n in h ls h e a rt w ish es needed to h e a d off th e U -boats.
he could ch an g e to so m eth in g m ore be­
T rin id a d , too, an d th e w hole o f th e
com ing an d w ith g re a te r possib ilities B ritis h W est Indies, Is a b s ta in in g
o f v a riety . A nd every m an w ho re n d s from use o f im p o rted goods. T h is h a s
th is w ill fe rv e n tly hope th a t som eone cau sed th e p o p u latio n to ch an g e Its
w ill s t a r t th e ball rolling, fo r he h a s w hole m enu, fo r m any fo o d stu ffs w e re
not th e n e rv e h im self to c a p ta in th e fo rm e rly im p o rted . N ow th e people
m ovem ent.
e s t hom e-grow n p la n ts th a t only th e
N ine o u t o f te n w ill q u ick ly fa ll Into a n im a ls a te befo re.
T h e y like th e
Hue a n d d re s s acco rd in g ly a n d feel n ew d iet so w ell th ey say th e y vejll
h appy to th in k th a t som eone s ta rte d n e v e r ag a in Im port a n y s ta p le food
a d re s s refo rm .
e x cep t co rn m eal.
I tr u s t th e w orld w ill a ir a w om an's
view s a b o u t roan's d re ss an d th a t
W in -th e-W ar W ig.
w ives a n d s w e e th e a rts w ill foUow y o u r
A w ig to h elp to w in th e w a t
lin es and sh am e th e m an in to a w ell- been “In v en ted ” by a n A m erican cot­
d re sse d being.
to n m a n u fa c tu re r. I t Is m a d e off a
fibrous m a te ria l in tw o colors— greet»
R e fo re st B are H illsides.
a n d red d ish brow n.
j
I t fits dow n tig h t o v e r th e h e lm e t
T h e s c a rc ity o f lu m b er f o r m ine p il­
la rs an d o th e r m ine u ses h a s led to an d . w hile th e so ld ie rs a re sn e a k in g
th e ^ c re a tlo n of a fo re s try d e p a rtm e n t th ro u g h th e w oodlands, b le n d s In to
by sev eral o f th e larg e m ining com ­ th e fo re st so sp len d id ly an d n a tu r a lly
pan ies. o ne of w hich h a s Ju st re fo r­ th a t 300 fe e t aw ay nobody can te ll
ested B e a r cre e k w a te rsh e d w ith 5,000 th a t a com pany o r a re g im e n t of so l­
w h ite p in e a n d 5.000 N orw ay sp ru ce d ie rs Is on th e m ove.
T hen w hen o u t o f th e w oo^s a n d
tre e s.
T h irty th o u sa n d m ore tre e s a r e In b a c k In th e tre n c h e s all th e 's o ld ie r
p ro cess o f c u ltiv atio n a t H a u to , P a., m u s t n eed s do Is to ta k e off h ls w ig
in th e P a n th e r C reek v alley. W hen a n d re v e rse It an d h e is to p p ed w ith
tim b e r Is re a d y to c u t in th e v icin ity a red d ish -b ro w n to p piece, In v isib le
o f th e m ines tro u b leso m e w a its a n d a g a in s t th e e a rth w o rk o f th e tre n c h e s.
long h a u ls w ill be elim in ated .
M ore tim b e r In th e a n th r a c ite r e ­
M u tt T a k e T im e to Subm erge.
gion w ould sto p floods, ad d to th e
I t re q u ire s a t le u s t five m in u te s f o r
w a te r supply, red u ce th e d ro u g h t p e­ su b m a rin e s o f th e In te st ty p e to su b ­
riods an d en ab le th e a n th r a c ite Indus­ m erge. A su b m a rin e c a n n o t dive q u ick ­
try to ad d to Its o u tp u t. M any th o u ­ ly u n d e r th e sea. b ec a u se th e w a te r
sa n d s o f a c re s a re av a ila b le ab o u t th e w hich m u s t h e le t Intrt h e r b a lla s t
ta n k s to m a k e h e r h eav y enough to
m in es fo r re fo re sta tio n .
sin k m ust he le t In c o m p a ra tiv e ly slow ­
ly. If it w e re le t In w ith a ru s h th e
E nglish M eat C ards.
M eat can be p u r c h a s 'd In m e tro p o l­ b o a t m ig h t n o t go dow n on nn even
ita n d is tric ts In E n g lan d only u n d e r keel, b u t w ould heel o v e r and he in
th e cu rd sy stem , w hich is to he e x te n d ­ g re a t d a n g e r of d is a ste r. T hen, too.
ed th ro u g h o u t th e U nited K ingdom . If w a te r w ere le t in to o quickly th e re
T h e c h ild 's m eat c a rd Is fo r ch ild ren w ould he d a n g e r of too m uch e n terin g ,
u n d e r ten y e a rs o f age, w ho a re e n ti­ a n d in th a t e a se th e su b m a rin e w ould
tled to only h a lf as m uch m e a t a s sin k lik e lend to th e bottom of th e sea.
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a d u lts.
H o rse m eat, bones, sn o t an d offal
a re Included am ong th e p ro d u c ts f o r '
ihe p u rch n se of w hich c a rd s nre n eces­
sary. No on e ts e x e m p t; even th e ro y ­
al fam ily is on a m eat-card b asis. T h e
rig id ity o f co n tro l m ay he ju d g ed from
the fa c t th a t fo rg ery o f c a rd s Is p u n ­
ish ab le bv heav y tine a n d th a t In ense
• . d e ath , in - csril w ild he s u r re n d e r­
ed b efo re it b u ria l p e rm it Is g ra n te d .
W earied , a* It W ere.
Stnnley h ad le a rn e d to d re ss him ­
self an d w as q u ite p ro u d of it. h u t
a f te r sev eral d a y s’ p ra c tic e he seem ed
to h a v e lo st h ls pride. O ne m orning
h e ask ed h ls m o th e r to d re ss him
“I th o jig h t you could d ro ss y o u rself.
S ta n le y —you m u s t he g e ttin g lazy.”
"No. 1 a i n 't ; hut Vs losed my 'fu s -
laem ."