A c c u r s t * Timakaapara, Tho most pwfth't dock* oro used In astronomical ob .creations. On© of lUr.su has run fur months, with an averuga error of only ouo tlfteen-thou- »smith of a second a day. Iu order to -HOME OF BEST PICTURES" run so perfectly * dock must not only be constructed and adjusted with the Program for Saturday and Sunday greatest care, but must bo Installed lu a special room, such us an uuder- SU N D A Y S A TU R D A Y itrouud vault, where the temperature Is practically uniform, it must also be “ Big Jim l i a T i t ) ” Hearst-Pathe N ew s—1 reel free from Jar or vibration aud must, Another Latin Gold ’ ’Hot Time in Gym” — 1 “ therefore, be mounted on a heavy ma­ Booster Feature in five sonry tiler. Lastly, It should always “ Dross and Diamonds” be kept under the sumo barometric pr rt.'. 2 reels pressure, aud this may bo effected by “ Luke Hrnk Impersonator” “ Luke Joins the N avy” Inclosing it lu a glass or metal case, from which tho air Is | room house, l lets b ir- ships, the navy department has a mas­ ing orchard, garden etc. Address or ter clock lu a vault under the Nuvul v ill make very low rate o f inter­ phone J. F. Richards Stayton. 5 17-x observatory, where tho temperature Is est on highly improved terms. He- never allowed to vary more than the hundredth |M»rt of a degree. This even­ Bldg., ¡-'aUm, Oregon. Phone %. FOR SALE 6 horse gasoline eng: tf. wood saw and feed roller. Apply H, ness of temperature is ensured by mentis of a thermostat and a small Humphrey’s Shaw, Ore. 5-31-x electric stove. When tho temperature FOR SALE—Double buggy harness rises the two-hundredth part of a de­ an 1 light work harness, with collars. F O U N D — Ladies wedding ring owner gree above normal the thermostat auto­ A I sj rubber tired lu ggy. A ll in good may have same by applying to Miss matically turns off the stove. When shape. Inquire at Gehlen’s Store. It falls below normal tho stove starts Olive Bassett and paying for ad. working again. Sometimes tho electric bulb Is switched off and on again over W A N T E D — 5000 Shakes address F . A. Deafness Cannot Be Cured Smith Rt. 2 Stayton phone 1124 5-10-x by local application», aa t y cannot a down times a minute. Before betng reach tho diseased portion of the oar. dispatched from tho observatory all There Is only ono way to cur - d.afn stt, and that Is by constitutional r- modi- a. chronometers are kept under close Deafness Is caused by a:t lntlamod condi­ FOR SALE—Red Clover seed 14 cents tion o f the mucous lining of the Kustr- scrutiny In a room hung around with chlan Tube. W hen this tube Is lntlam d wet cloths. This Is done so ns to ac­ per pound. Mrs. Roxie Shank. R F. you have a ru.nbllng sound or Imp custom them ns far as possible to tho he’ rlng. and when it Is entirely dosed. D. 1. Scio, Ore. Deafness is the result, end unless the I - conditions of moisture which prevail flammation can be taken out and t...» at sea. STA R TH EATRE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING tube restored to Its normal canditl n, will be destroyed forever: nine FOR SALE—1 ton baled hay and (rood bearing cases out o f ten are caus'd by C itn rr’ -, which Is nothing but r i Inflamed c n a ­ team work mules. Brewers Dairy. tion o f the mucous surfaces. FOR SALE—7 week old pigs. Cre i er, Stayton. 5-10-01 Frank W s wiU give On* Ilnn-t re.1 le lla r s f- r a n y t i « - ' - f lV a fn r-s - m rs-1 t-y catarrh it bat cannot t- i-rn-4 ty Q a l l l Catarrh Coro. Send ft-c tr c c la n , r . J. CT! ENSY, g CO, Toledo, Ohio. Bold by Drrutfhsts.TV. Sags UallS 1 'aauly PUls for conaUpaUon. Please take Notice! To help reduce the high cost of living w e have decided to have only TWO DEL1VERIS A WEEK Wednesday Morning and Saturday Afternoon Beginning next w e e k ,fla y 15. Goods w ill be sold at re­ duced prices. YOUNG'S CASH GROCERY. Phone 1551 STAYTON, ORE. Ford THE U N IV E R S A L CAR To Owners of Ford Cars The’ Ford Motor Company, of Detroit, ap­ pointed us authorized agents for Ford cars in this territory, to properly represent Ford interests, to give service to Ford owners. The Company in return demands that we equip and maintain an adequate service station, employing competent Ford mechanics, using only genuine Ford-made materials and charging regular Ford prices. This service we are giving to Ford owners. Material— workmanship— prices, the stand­ ard of each guaranteed. When your Ford car needs attention, bring it to us, and get the benefit of expert Ford mechanics. We give you the assurance of genuine Ford service, with genuine Ford- made parts. Ths City of 8ilsnca. Amyclae. an auclent town of Laco­ nia, situated ou tho eastern bnulc of tho Enrotas. was u famous city In the heroic age. It was tho nl>odo of Tyn- darns and his spouse. I.edn; o f Castor and Pollux, who nro hence called tho "Ainyclaean Brothers.” It was only shortly before the first Messenlan war (743-724 It. Cd that the town was con­ quered by the Spartan king Teleclua. The Inhabitants had been bo often ulnrmed by false reports of the ap­ proach of the Spartans that, growing tired of living In a state of continual alarm, they decreed that no ono should henceforth mention or even take notice of these disagreeable Actions, and ac­ cordingly when the Spartans at last came no one dared to announce their approach; hence arose the Greek saying, “ Amyclae perished through slleuce." A Dlssactsd Plateau. Standing on n hilltop almost any­ where In New England on a clear day and looking around at tho horizon ono notices that the high level surfaces of ono hill after another approach tho plane of the circular sky line. It re­ quires but little Imagination to recog­ nize In the successive hilltops tho re­ mains of tho even and continuous sur­ face of what was onco a great plain, from which tho valleys o f today have been carved by the erosive action of flowing wafer. This Is most easily recognized from a considerable eleva­ tion, especially In the broad uplaud high level areas of western Massachu- settk at Whitcomb bills, on the Mo­ hawk trail. This Is termed a dissect­ ed plateau.—Geological Survey Bulletin. Peter Deidrich Stayton, Oregon George and Hla Lega. Bit by bit the historical grubbers art digging out the truth nbont our Im­ mortal George. We have heretofore been told that ho wore falso teeth and that at Valley Forgo he unbluah- lntfly deceived his ragged and despond­ ent troops with thu arrival of ample siqqilles o f ammunition, which consist­ ed o f powder barrels Ailed with aand, and now a correspondent of the New York Sun declare* that lu the full length portraits o f Washington by Stuart, o f which there 1» one in the Now York public library, tho legs were not his own. " I have seen th* letter from Stuart thanking the true owner for Ills klmlucss In providing a eytu- mctrlcal foundation for the btlgf i f the grent president and presenting fin# of tbo smaller portraits in thauks for hla kindness.” Free Spaeoh. Au old negro woman had lived with n certain family In the south for many years. Ono day her mistress had occa­ sion to rrprlniuud her quite sharply for something that huil gone wrong. The negress said nothing at the time, hut a little later her voice could bo heard lu the kitchen In shrill vituperation of everything and everyls’dy. with a rat tling ucoomixinlmciit of pans and ket­ tles. So loud liecame the clamor and so vindictive tho exclamations that Mrs. C. went hurriedly down to the kitchen. "W hy, Liza," she beguu In amaze­ ment, "w ho oti earth aro you talking to?" "I ain't tnlkln' to nobody,” the old negresa replied, "but I don’t keor who In dls house byara me ” —Harper'* Mag­ azine. Misprints and Maxim Guns. The Into Sir iilram Maxim says In hi* autobiography tliat when ho organ­ ized tho Vnlted States Electric Light­ ing company the printer sent boat* It« stationery with the heading, "The United States Electric Lightning com­ pany.” When be established hla now gun company In England he told of this mistake lu order to emphasize the Inqiortance o f getting the stationery printed correctly. When the first sheets were brought to lilm, however, he found that the English printers had made his concern appear as "The Max- lm Gum company.” E.tay Ganeroaity. Mother (to munii soni— Bobby, dear. I hoped you would lx? unselfish enough to give little sister the lirgest piece of candy. Why, see, even our old hen gives all the nice big dainties to the little chicks nnd only keeps an occa alenai tiny one for herself. Bobby thoughtfully watched the hen and chickens for n time and then said. “ Well, mamma, I would, too, If It wa* worms.” —Rochester Times. C u lt iv a t in g the Soil. Nitrogen Is the must costly and most necessary o f nil elements of fertilizers, and therefore anything aiding id trill ca­ tion tends to increased fertility. Deep stirring Is one solution, and the longer a soil has been cultivated the deeper and more thoroughly should It be stir­ red. Rich virgin soils should be plow­ ed more shallow or too much surface nitrification takes place, resulting in rank Tegetation. A G e n e ra tio n . In the long lived patriarchal ago a generation see ins to have lieeu com pul youth reenll the delight ever afterwaids; wo arc hardly persuaded there are like them any deserving equally our affec­ tions. Fortunate if the best books fall In our way during this susceptible and forming period of our lives.—AJcott. o P R A C T IC A L HEALTH H IN T . o o o o o o o o o o o o T h re a D a y s at Onca. Three days can exist at tho same time! It sounds Impossible, but it Is nevertheless n fnct that when It Is very late Sunday night nt Attu Island, Alas­ ka, It Is Monday noon In London and Tuesday morning nt Cape Desboef, Si­ beria I o o o o "Begin every day well," said the philosopher. "Siire!" said tho grouch "But what are you going to do If you've got chron­ ic indigestion?"—Detroit Free Press o o o o e o o o A B o y ’s H aro. When a boy selects n hero it may b© a famous burglnr or a noted highway­ man. But It 1 h never the pastor of his church.—Cincinnati Enquirer. Be brief, for it is with words ns with sunbeams—the more they are condcns- ed the deeper they burn,- Southey. Spring Time Garden Time Hoes, Rakes, Weeders, Hand Cultivators A complete line of all kinds of garden tools. LILLY HARDWARE CO. SUBSCRIBE FOR The Stayton Mail W e are Showing a nice line of ladies underwear in Muslin and Knit Goods Pretty Spring Gowns In muslins and crepe at moderate prices. A Pictorial Review Patterns always on hand J. R. Gardner’ s Cash Store, full line of Stayton, Ore. Shoes are GoingHigher Y d Buy them now and Save Money AD kinds Summer Styles Now In Lancefield’s Shoe Store. JLW- Trucks Auto W e are prepared to meet your needs in any line. W e make a specialty of furniture moving Better arrange to see the Circus M a y 11. Round trip fare 75 cents. Call on us for prices. W e are at your service day or night. HBMMBN & STOUT Sunshine Route Open Window W a y through % o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o A H a n d ic a p . Ford cars—Runabout $345; Touring Car $360, all f. o. b. Detroit. He Lacked Conoentrellan, Slinking o f a utau who was a failure because of Ills lack of concentration and Ills Inability to kuow his own mind flvo minutes at a time, a captain ot In­ dustry said ho reminded him o f a bunk lug dog ho once owned; "A t suiirtae tho dog would start ou bis own hook after doer, ITe tti Jump u buck and run him f o { When the buck was on the point o f baiitdiou the hound's nosiHld catch tlie tntut lu tha air where ft to had creased th* trail, and hft would #•- atantly decide that, after all, fo e p d what he had come for, and be would turn aside to pursue the fox. Perhaps au hour tutor, when the chase was growing warmer every minute, hla keen nose would detect the proeeuce ot ft rabbit, and he would go after the cot« tout all, with the inevitable result that by 4 o'clock lu the afternoon that hound would 1* thirty or forty mile« away from homo lu a swamp with ft chipmunk treed!"—Saturday Evening Post, o o o j o Neuralgia. Neuralgia means nerve pain. Neuritis means inflammation o f the nerve. In neuralgia the pain comes and goes. In neuritis the nelle Is steady nnd sticks closely to the affected nerve. I f the nerve could be taken out and ex- a minisi we could find nothing nliuorniiil In the case o f neural­ gia. In neuritis the nervo would be found to Is? Inflamed. The question o f wlmt is l»ehlnd the pain o f neuralgia Is more Impor­ tant than the answer to the cry for relief. It must lie remem­ bered that neuralgia Is merely a symptom, not a disease. Some­ times mala rln Is the underlying cause. Otj'icr times It may lie due to alcoholism, dlulietos, lead poisoning, gout, rheumatism or Bright's <1 Isense. A diseased tooth or a diseased ovary may be resjionst ble. In every rase treatment must Include treat- 'ic'iit o f the underlying cause. o o o o o o 0 0 , 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 California MT. SHASTA SAN FRANCISCO YOSEMITE VALLEY LOS ANGELES ORANGE EMPIRE and many other attractions Costs L ittle More Ask local agent for information John M. Scott, General Passenger Agnnt Port and. Oregon SO U TH ER N PACIFIC L IN E S