X jsdcuq *48unoj^ -IV- News From All Over The -------- City-------- Possibly About Y o u or Your Friends ‘0 -qaj ‘Aepjni.es IX9N 00'£$ JOJ J«3ns Ajjag jo ipcs e 193 ubo noA puj)| A ub jo a s B tp jn j 00 * 5 $ iS IH l v H *!M C IV 3 H Jo« Peery wan a Salem viaitor till « gum* firm and healthy. 25c at Beau­ champ’s, The Rexall Store. week. Freah milk bim I cream for aale at the Albert Frank and wife o f Rock Point, visited at the V. Dare Sloper Bakery. home Tuesday. John Kintc waa down from Sublimity Jaa. Thomas and w ife o f near Salem Tueaday. visited over Sunday with her in ter C. E. Daugherty 1» on the tick Hat Mrs. J. E. Sloper. thin week. J. B. Van Handle has his saw mill A. 8. W aller» started for Walla Walla cutting timber for the Potter shingle mill near Mill City, yeaterday. Frank Rieaterer, one o f Sublimity’s W anted 1000 pound« country merchants, was a business visitor in cured meat, cash or trade at our city yeaterday. Klecker’a. I f you have Corns, Bunion* or In­ Mrs. Jack Richards w it a Stayton growing Nails, see the Chiropodist at caller Tueaday. A. C. Eaton’s office. Warned Off. "W ell, father. uow I hat I've flnlahol ■ay colle«a course I've decided to en ter the battle of lire." "Sbuckal You're too young yet to he thinking of gettlug married!''—Brown log's Magazine. Aa Irtahman aaya be aiwaya abut» hie eyea wbrn lie looka at a Indy » faults. What Knrllili word routalna three vowels and three ayllahlea hut only four letters? Idea "Sba la the »ery picture of henltb " “ Yes, and excellently painted."- -llal 11 mo re A merles u. Almost Irresistlbls. Briggs--What do you colixlder union« the greatest o f temptation*? Sprig«« —A lone and dereuaeleaa umbrella. Bacon—Thnl sound« like a inanter baud at the pin no. Egbert- It Is H'a my w lfa Settlamant Day. " la oar town we are celebrating the one hundredth anniversary o f our set­ tlem ent" •That must be a great place to live la—where you have to aettto only once la a hundred yeare.” —I.lfe. One woman In a thousand inarriea after ebe la etxty years old Punishing the Ladies. I i-u .in-io. | .iiitoi’H uuulnat Baineses 111 id . :> i .i. liuwlluaou. were c. - ... ,! i ni . to the aervt tUoc i f I.replug ii c, r lioll-e which Mu - thou« 1.1 eitttii lent punisliiueiit for Indies of tie It* a cy amt ri-flncinout.' Tbe man who discovered Plkea peak Lee Berry o f Mill City, was an over- «aid that it would never be climbed Sunday viaitor tn our city. Toduy tbe topmost point la accessible to automobiles. A. C. Barrows of Victor Point was a An Everyday Husband. business visitor yesterday. “ My bUab'inJ la aucb u blockhead!" "B ow now?" More than 300 kind* of 0»h hav# Mrs. Chas. Horner, of Mill City, was “ Couldn t locate a lady 1 wanted to voices audible to human ears. a Stayton shopper Tuesday. And, alt bough t bad told him plainly Oat happlneae out of your work or _ owil mm r know what bupptncaa Is — that her gown bid sleeves o f uluou and velvet revera KxcUuuge. Ben Basi o f Fern Ridge, traded with le v a « . ■ha—I consider, Jobu. that ahrep are Stayton merchants Tueaday. , Disavowal. the stupidest creature« living He (ah Prlvute Biggs ( whose period o f train­ «entmlndedlyi—Yea, my lamb! Mrs. E. H. Hobson, o f Scio, is visit­ ing la over?— See here, Cap’n M i««*, Ample Ground«. ing relatives here this week. now that 1 am a civilian again, 1 want "M y w ife made mo what I am today.” "You could get a divorce for that."— you to understand that I take back ail Mrs. Henry Seigmund o f Fern Ridge, ’ tbe salutes I've given you since 1 cam# Boston Transcript. was a Stayton caller Saturday. ltoaated coffee la an excellent dlsln here.—Life. fectant for alckrooms. On« W «v. Only about one man In each '¿os ex “ Pa, why do you Insist on my sing­ ceeda all feet In height. ing when Mr. illmley calls?" Any one who failed to get a good A man ha* no more right to any nn “ Well, daughter. I don't like the fnl- | almanac for year 1917, may have one uncivil thing tlmn to act one; no more right to aay a rude thing to another 1 low, and yet 1 bate to come right out by calling at our »tore for same. Beau­ man than to knock him down.—John- and tell him to go."—Boston Tran­ champ’ s Drug Store. script Good Alm anacs Old Boycott on Coffa*. About thirty years or so ago nearly every family. Including prohibitionists, drank MnrucullHi coffee. Tbe demand for that brand of coffee wns so great that the coffee lords Increased the price o f Maracaibo coffee from 35 to 40 cents a pound. The Knlghta o f L a ­ More I Y iii 12.000 student* lire taking bor, beaded by Terence Powderly, boy­ ionises In agriculture In tbe colleges of cotted Maracaibo coffee for thirty days, and before a week the whole country the United Stules. Plumbago 1« the moat lm|K>rtant min­ Joined the boycott. Before the thirty eral product of Ceylon, which hua dnya bad expired Marncuibo coffee sold at retull for 28 cents a pound.—Letter u bout 1.000 mine*. to New York Sun. "Might doesn't m*ke rig h t" "No. but It doe* force a lot o f com Greased Paper. localising."- Detroit Free Preia. Paper In which butter, margarine t Is u u foitn nfe that It I* *o, but It or lard baa been wrapped should lie Is o. III.-iI tVp pallia for going wrong kept uud used ns a lining for cake m • planted * • prettily with flower* at j tlus, a* a coveting for a pudding flu- tieglnnlng which Is to be steamed and for wrnp- rypt In- more blind person*, pro- ping up suet roly polios before putting pi i -nil cl.v. ili-in any country tn the them iu to tbe cloth to be boiled. w d. bavin« 1.32ft to every 100,000 These papers are all ready without population any more grossing, so there Is a sav­ ;:t tbe cpth on o f * French «dentist, ing o f both lime uud labor. the swindle., motion tlint often breaks electric transmission line* I* due ns much to terrestrial magnetism as It Is No 8«ntim«nt For Jack. a *»w in d Not every one Is Imbued with sentA- Her Advice. uient, ns this story touches: Fred Jane, "Ah," he mi I ii ita bo led her back to her aeat after the waits, " I Just love the writer oil nnvnl subjects, used to tell of an old gentleman, uu enthusi­ dancing." "W ell,” she replied as she attempted ast I ■ member of the Navy league, who to repair a torn tlmiuce, "you're not too rlsltod Portsmouth und looked at Nel­ son's Victory, lying In the harbor. A old to learn.” bluejacket passed The old geutlemau seized him and pointed to the Victory. "D'you know what that ship means, '.fpoq .X|l II) Olinq J.ll||» inn my man?” lie exclaimed "Bather." replied tne bluejacket "It'a until uano.u| -t'utinnb.vij »»joui s| atinq the old tub they hold court* mar­ j *||03 «t|) )ui|| punoj U.M<| SIM| I) -•uon a » » u n » j o j u n tial In.” Potato Broad. Potato bread Is not alone a ration for war atrickcu peoples, but also a very pleasing and nourishing food which any American housewife can prepare by using a recipe made up by the de­ partment of agriculture. It cells for threo pounds of boiled and tnaslicd po­ tatoes and two and a quarter pounds of wheat Hour. Bread made with these materials Ini* n rich brown crust, nn appetising odor, n very agreeable taste, and will krep fresh several days longer than ordinary bread.—Popular Mags alma Handing Out Advic«. "You arc not compounding that pre- scrlptlon ns I would.' remarked the atruugcr who had dropi>cd lu. "Dump In n little of this und u pinch of that." “ What do you mean? Are you a druggist?" "Nope." "Then wlmt do you menu by telling me how to run my business?" "Oil, I ’m the manager of the ball learn. I notice you lu the bleachers occiisloiiiill) handing ini' unsolicited mil Its-." Plll.-burgh Chronicle Tele graph • Will in a short time put on Its Second Annual Red Tag Sale Which will mean a reduction in many useful things. Odds and Ends in Dressss and Hosiery and a thousand other things will be put on sale. I have yet left • fine !*ne of Ladies & Gents Rubbers & Rain Coats a few Men’s and Boys Jersey Sweaters and a few All Wool Teddy Bear Suits For the Babies — ———^ —«—»«■— ■— ——— — — — a«— ——■ ■■ a—* I ■»-!— — I have a few pair of Gum Boots, Arctic Socks, Leggings and Hard Parafine Pants WHICH J. 8. Steinberger w it in from his Mrs. Frank Pennebaker of Portland, farm Saturday. visited over Sunday at the W. H. Hob­ son home in this city. L. L. Messing waa a Portland viaitor over the week end. Bee’s Laxative Cough Syrup W. H. Loose waa in from his farm 8h«’ll C# Thar#. "My Wife promised to meet me here I ea«t o f town Monday. promptly ai - o'clock." l)r. Beauchamp was called to Lyons “ You don't ex|«-<-t tier on time, do professionally, Sunday. you T" "Ye». She's comm« to get »(M-udlng — money this time."— lietrott Free Press. L. A. Thoms* and wife were week Platinum. end visitors in Portllnd. Platinum v-aa ao nutued by tbe Hpau E. T. Mettler or Mehama, waa a la m U on account of Ita all very color, "pluta," »Iguifylng silver. It wua dis­ Stayton trader Tueaday. covered In the sand of the river Pluto. In South America, and waa unknown D. Townes of ML Pleasant, was a In Kuro|ie until 1741, when It waa an- Stayton visitor Saturday. uouuctfd lu Ullua'a narrative of biM voy­ age to Peru, lu IVJ7 l»r. William Hyde Mrs. T. C. Crabtree is reported on Wollaston reudered It mulleuble and the sick list with lagrippe. ductile. Safety First Wife (at uildiilght)—Jobo. there's a burglar lu the house. He's coming up the front stair*. Ilu b-T ben w ell go down the buck atalra There * no need of our being crowded when there'* plenty of room. — Bo*ton Transcript J. R. GARDNER’S CASH STORE The Brown-Petrel sawmill will soon have a nice new office building. Will Hirons o f Shelburn traded with Stayton merchant* Wednesday. Mr*. V. J. Philippi o f Kingston was a Stayton shopper Wednesday. Sunshine and »now has been the or­ der o f the dav most o f this week. The kind you used to buy. 25-50cents- $1. at Sloper’a Drug Store. IS GUARANTEED TO TURN RAIN SATISFACTION GUARANTEED IN EVERT ARTICLE OR NONET REFUNDED REMEMBER WE DELIVER EVERY D A Y J. R. Gardner’ s Cash Store, Stayton, Ore. Chaa. Hottinger and daughter Miss Theresa of Sublimity, traded with drugs or opiates, is pleasant to take, Stayton merchants Monday. and will not derange tbe stomach. A Feb. 4 is “ church going Sunday” in soothing mixture that will stop your Mr*. H. E. Wirth left Sunday morn­ Stayton, especially so at the Christian cough and prevent tickling of the throat. ing for the Dalles, where she will visit 3 sizes, 11.00, 50c, and 25c at Beau­ church, as preparations are being made * few day* with her husband. to interest a large number o f people in champ’s Drug Store. church attendance. Special themes Frank Lesley, Jack Waltemeyer, G. Forrest Mack, w ife and bsby and are being prepared for this day. Theae C Eksman and C E. Taylor attended Misses Mile* Roy and Nora Cavin, will be helpful and uplifting. the legislature at Salem, Monday. Preaching services every 1st and 3rd motored to Portlpnd Sunday. Mrs. Sundays. Mack and Miss Roy will spend the Bible school 10 a. m. Rev. E. Lockhart o f this city, is as­ week in the millinery wholesale houses Morning service 11 a. m. sisting Rev. T. B. Ford o f Salem in a in that city. Y . P. S. C. E. 6:30 p. m. series o f meetings in Silverton this Evening service 7:30 p. m. week. Lew Sestak arrived from Saco, Prayer meeting Thursday, 7:30 p. m. Mont., the last ot the week. He and Tbe sermon subject at 11 o’clock is: C. L. Hawley, State Senator from his brother William are the proprietors Multnomah county, visited last Saturday of the only meat market in Saco, a "H ow to Double the Power o f the A t 7:30 p. with his sister here, Mrs. H. Beau­ town tbe size o f Stayton, and he says Minister and the Church. m. “ The Ideal or N. T. Church.” champ. they like tbe country fine. Come and lets get acquainted. Marion F. Horn, A. T. Brewer, the Stayton Dairy J. H. Klecker and Guy Sloper started Minister. man entertained one o f the S. S. class for Bend, Oregon, yesterday, where of the M. E. church at hi* ranch last they will spend tbe coming summer. Saturday. The boys will be missed by the Stay- ton orchestra as their going away Frank Carter has moved back to make a vacancy in the violin and trom­ Sunday morning tbe pastor will Stayton from the Waldo Hills. He bone section. preach on “ Epaphroditus” and in the occupies tbe Hobson property near the evening Hon. L. Mahone, soldier, legis- Aplet home. letor, preacher, lawyer, will give an address as the first number o f the Geo. Warford took the Brown-Petrel series o f The “ Old Maids’ Club” to be given “ Community-Citizenship” truck to Portland Monday, for a com­ Sunday night discourses to continue by tne Rock Point Parent Teacher’s plete overhauling preparatory to the Association at that place, will be staged through a number of months, alternat­ spring work. Saturday night, February 10. Every­ ing, perhaps, every other Sunday even­ ing. body come. Mr*. N. Millard o f Drewsey Oregon Mr. Mahone, a former member o f arrived i n Stayton Tuesday f o r a the state legislature, is prominent in week’s visit at the home o f her aunt legal circles o f Portland, and for years Prejudice. Mrs. M. Decker. Prejudice Is knowing it isn't so when has been a student o f sociological prob­ you don't know anything about it lems. He is a young man who fought Mr. and Mrs. H ’ R. McDowell of Prejudice is something you are sure in the Philiipines and has had wide ex­ Salem visited the first of the week at you haven't a bit o f yourself, but you perience. Mr. Mabone will give a ten the home o f Mrs. McDowell’s sister, are sure everybody else has a lot of. minute address at the Epworth League Mrs. Luther Stout. Prejudice is tbe mother of laziness, tbe session on his experiences in the Philli- ally of Ignorance and superstition and pines. The public is cordially invited the world's greatest bar to progress.— to attend all services. CHRISTIAN CHURCH METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH NOTICE A. C. Eaton NATUROPATH and OPTOM ETRIST Oateopathlc Magazine. Boatswains Whistle*. Boatswains lu our navy have as part Office North of Beauchamp's Drug of their uniform a lanyard on which Store T. W . Creech of Linn county, was C O N SU LTA TIO N FREE Phone 345 la a silver whistle of a peculiar shape, a Stayton business visitor Tueaday. only used In tbe navy. A bo's'n of the old school who could trill one of Bill Smoke left yeaterday morning Mrs. R. E. Thomas of Roseburg and these whistles in a heavy gale of wind was a Jewel and was always looked for a visit with his father at Lents. F. B. Irons of Tacoma are here taking upon with envy, for lie was tbe only care o f their father Tom Irons, who is man on board who bad tbe prerogative Ben Darby and w ife of Linn county, reported to be no better. of whistling.—New York Sun. traded with our merchants Tuesday. A Roar That Fall«d. L>r. Bursell o f Aumsville, took Mrs. There la a playful ai>ologue by Wen­ Roy Furgeson o f Salem spent the Glauser to Salem for an operation to­ week-end at the Jos. Hamman home. day. She was accompanied by Mrs. dell Holme* about a great experiment that was to be made on a universal Eld Hamman, o f this city. scale. He describes mankind as ar­ John Cavitt o f Salem visited Wednes­ Andrew Koenig o f near Sublimity ranging to combine on a certain New day with his sister, Mrs. Luther Stout. fell from a roof and fractured a collar Year’* eve to raise a sbout In unison, to see If It would reach to Mar*. It Dr. Mrs. Carl Titus of Kingston visited bone on Monday o f this week. didn’t for the simple reason that when at the W. F. Goodman home yesterday. Brewer attended to the injury. the crisis arrived there was no cry at all; everybody was too busy llstenin«. Jack Richards of near Mehama, left SAN-TOX Cold and Lagrippe tablets He W * « Misinformed. for Portland Tuesday, for a ten day’s serve as a laxative and also relieve A politician of generous avoirdupois visit that unpleasant lagrippe feeling. They entered tbe editor's office wearing a do not gripe. Sloper’s Drug Store. dark frown. Rev. Lawrence preached at the Bap­ “ I understand," said lie lu a sten­ tist church last Sunday to a good au­ Mrs. Wm. Masg stopped over night torian voice, "dat youse bad a piece In dience. with friends here last Friday, while on your paper callin' me a liar!" her way from Mill City, where she had "You have been misinformed, sir," W A N T E D 1000 lb«, country been visiting, to her home in Salem. returned tbe editor calmly. "This pu cared meat at Klecker’s, cash or per publishes ouly uews." Miss Bertha Titze returned from trade. Figuratively Speaking. Portland Monday, where she has been Crawford—He must have a pretty the past few months with her brother Dr. Brewer went to Salem yesterday Albert. She reports him much im­ good reasnu or be wouldn't break the to operate on Mrs. Earl Russell of lease. Crabshaw—You bet he has. proved. Shelburn. Ills wife figured out that they could J. B. Grier, as Executor o f the Pow­ afford a more expensive apartment.— The Prode Club met with Mis* Mar­ Life. ell estate, finished the sale o f the shall at the Riehardson home Wednes­ Powell propel ty in the east part of A fter H i« 8hare. day evening. Stayton, to S. H. Heltzel on Saturday, Motorist (recovering from smashupi of last week. —Isn’t that a pretty stiff bill, doctor? Surgeon— You don't suppose I'm going to let the other repair men do all the Most delightful to use. It leaves getting rich In this business, do you?— the mouth antiseptically clean and Boston Transcript Cough Syrup contain* no harmful sweet and helps make the teeth and Rexall Tooth Paste Rexall Cherry B ark DIED I3dwin M. Hartmus o f Portland, died at the Tuberculosis hospital near Sa_ lem Jan. 25, and was buried Saturday in the Fox Valley cemetery. He is survived by his w^J, two daughters, Neilie, aged 14, and Eunice, aged 12, and a brother, W. E. H art­ mus, who is managing editor o f the Oregonian. The funeral party stopped in Stayton and took dinner at the Ho­ tel Stayton. Miss Laura Taylor died at the home o f her sister, Mrs. Chas. Gentry in Mill City. Saturday, Jan. 27. The funeral was held from the Presbyter­ ian church the next day. and inter- 1 ment was in the Fox Valley cemetery. The Staytcn Undertaking Parlors o f this city, had charge o f the arrange­ ments. FREAK BILLS Until lately the legistive session has been gratifyingly free from bills in­ tended to hamper industries and pub­ lic service. O f late such bills are be­ ginning to appear. One member evidently thinks that telephone and telegraph tolls are not high enough now, so he proooaes to re­ quire a time guarantee on messages and assess double damages for fsilure to deliver within the guaranteed time. The effect o f such a law, even if sus­ ceptible o f practical enforcement, would be to so heavily increase the cost o f telephone and telegraph ser­ vice that rates would have to be raised. There are some more bills in o f simi­ lar import. The members who intro­ duced them are green and are entitled to the benefit o f the doubt as to their innocence— Oregon Voter.