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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1916)
I fi News From All Over The ------ City------ Hia Idea of a Oe*d Tim*. People are aJwa/S M m stood, eaptn-tally the man w boe« M m e f showing a friend a good time la to take him out In a racing car and baud him lb * acaru o f hla Ufa.— Washington Btar JOINT INSTALLATION WEÜNLSDAÏ ÒJGIT The Eastern Star and Masonic lodges held a joint installation o f officers last Breadfruit Tree. The south sen Island housewife doee night at the Masonic hall here. As a change in program, the banquet not have to make bread. Tbara la a tree In those Islands railed the bread was served In the lower hall at « & i p. fruit tree, the fruit o f which when m, and the installation followed. Be The dance Cl.rUtmas night was w I Mr. stai Mrs. W m Brottierton o f; baked looks Just like wheat bread. It sides a talk on Masonry by W. H. Hobson and also an address by Mra. L. attended. J rdsn were callers in our city Toes-1 la very palatable and nourishing. S. I-ambert on the Star, a musical and day. Kpalo la credited with supplying more literary program was rendered that Show at the Star Monday night, Jan. than three-quarters of tbs world’s olive was enjoyed by ail present. Mr. Hob 1. 6 reels. Lyle Firklin o f Albany is visiting a ell. son was presented with a beautiful tew days st the horn" o f his brother, In some parte o f Russia gold baa gold watch charm representing every Jack J »tuistnn whs here from Fox Fred. been mined without interruption since degree in masonry, from the first to Valley yesterday. 1744 the thirty-second, bv the memlier» o f C. 8. Clark and w ife spent the week Near Chartres. France, In 1338, ater- L. A. Th"»na took u load o f hog* to i end with h ir parent*, who live east o f rtn<- storm fell on the army o f Edward the local lodge. Possibly About You or Your Friends CUBITY TABUJTY to connder what a GOOD BANK ACCOUNT IN S U R E S . The buiinrt* man can employ the be»t help and inture SERVICE. De pression may come in his line, but his big CASH ON HAND means SECURITY. The flue line of credits may be drawn tight, but none will question his STABILITY. Give your busmen* SERVICE, SECURITY end STABILITY with your bank deposits. TOf S S T A Y T O N S T A T E B A N K Farmers éc Merchants Bank of Stayton, Oregon Capital $25,000.00 H o u se h o ld S tr ife . Going Too Far. "Y on 'ro pretty easy to *eo through,” "A u .ii tumid try to baro a good an Id the rlm lr leg to the window. **1 "pillion o f himself.” iniike all these »hairs stand around.” ••perhaps." " i'liat in«)- lie," replied the ecorned I mean a certain amount o f s e lf re window, "liut 1 think I w in by a spect." oliade.” —Penn State Froth. (Hi. that’s all right, but some people A n d No K Ic k T ” hurt seem able to distinguish between Flrat Idiot—Terrible accident In the I -ell respect and self admiration.” — phonograph factory. : Itlrmlugbaui Age-Herald. P arty o f the Second Part—H ow '* Lost Tim «. that? 11 o w mankind defers from day to First Id io t-T h u year's *nlc* broke all the record».—lia r i urd Lampoon I day the beat It cun do and the most : beautiful tilings It can enjoy without A Q u ic k R e p ly . T lie Duchess o f Lnurugunl», who ihlnklnc that some day must lie the last one and that lost time is lost eter was aoniewlmi irlven to inuking poet nity —Max Muller. ry, could not Ink o f a word to rluiu The average etilld o f six years uses with coif. Turning to Talleyrand, who chanced to he by her side, she said, { few er than -too wonts In his dally con- “ Prince, give uie a rime to coif.“ versatlou. Dark Accusation. "IinpossIMc, duchess," replied Talley "l*ld you see where a man some rand without n uioiueut's delay, "fo r that which pertain* to the head o f u where amused bis w ife lu court o f woman has neither rime nor reason.” llgliting tlie gas xvlib tw o dollar bill*?" "W ell, I don’t blame him for getting U n d ism a y e d . mad If she made light o f his earnings “ I knew a p ill who was told at the thut way.*’— Baltimore American. time o f her • ^agemeut thut the man An Ideal W ife. abe was to Marry was a brute who "Th ere w ill be few er divorces," said Would illli l her and break her a society woman, “ when men treat heart." women as their eipials. "A n d 1 sup. e she still persisted. " ‘ Do you know the kind o f w ife my " O f cuuiv , lie did It wua a geod ideal is?’ n married man once said moving pit lure engagement.” — Haiti- to me. more American. ‘" O f course I do,’ said 1. 'Your Ideal w ife Pi the k'tul that's tickled to t. >vt Suspicion. Pboclon, w en Alextiuder sent him a death over a birthday present o f a bag o f dour.' ” g ift o f Its ii. nls, asked those w ho W atering Plant* When Absent. brought It i h> be, o f all the .When W lie i it becomes neeossary to dose Ian*, should ie given so much money your apartment for a few day* nnd "Because he ui.s you to he the on there I* no one to attend to tho w ater Just and ip i l ju.l. e." they replied ing o f indoor plants try this method: "T h en ." lc , nc l 1 hucloll, "lei lur Place In the bathtub or ivashtub ns seem go . i i o v. ou.d uol tune tin many bricks as you have plants. Best ;;lft. I ’ lUtiii'h ca h p a on a brick, then Mil tub with inter t it the bricks are well covered. i ' . .tan Oar*. The I i i nr nc I iicli to the I'lie plants Keep fresh a long tlmo this way yenr IP.'.s . i yeui Geor e M. Dull ■ 1 ■' ■ mini hi run e l with the t Id ago nml Alton rail i.i for a i ouple o f lis day • l (>'. I >, city of Toledo, l.a. is County. I mill he ■ w UK Ii lie Ihted up as Hleepilig ! .¡; J. i icar ,- m ’ . .« n th that ho Is car* The in i c . ii was rea y fm u *• "C. p a'lm r * f »ho hrm o f 1-'. J. Cheney . In f Inialm.i* la tie* City of T,i- In September. I35M This la r waa a I do. ( an y and Stale aforesaid, nml I i t -I I - in v ,11 j iy tl o sum of ON IS low de l. one with roJa iimu.iig up IIUN n :’ l> n o t.! VR1 for rach nnd ev- and down at the end m eat li lierth r • * a ef <' 'arrli Hint cannot b.* cured jy til.) u?a < f J t A T l.’tl C ATARR1I CPRC. Tlie U| per berth wu* pillhsl lip on the P R A N K J. CHENEY. Bwrorn to before me nnd subscribed In roar side by ii lope i. .d pulley, and the r.y jo - till* C'.h ft iy of P ember, front or the b eilll sll.i up oil these rod-* A. P . IS' .5. (Scull A. W. OLRASON, and fr..tried with an Iron enleh The K M iv rublie. lower h i.tli w.is m ule out of the two TTnM’s C-*larch C:i -* Is * i Int'-rnally scuts tun c l togelhrr Tims huiuble and ii t * r ctlv i I * d i : 1 mu- i. T.-n I f-f IVCIO the Hist I unmans whi* h are now rnni • - —**- .- a ' i - f IcsHmonlaH. free. ao comfoi tabic In their arrangement ' I ’. J. C H E W Y f i , . ’ In, P. P >1 I I v ell P ro»- 1 - • i, ", •• Take Hall's Fauilr Vil’. 1 1. r con*tlo»tloa. Portland yesterday. III T h e large hallstouee caused so nint h suffering among the soldiers and Mi** June Kearns visited friend* in Prof. W , C. Gauntt attended the horses that Edward was obliged to conclude a peace. Mill City this week. State Editorial Association at Portland "T on took your boy to a show to this week. reward blm for being good?” Jeff Tiiornas was down from Gooch “ Yea. And then be decided It wasn’t the first o f I hi week. Mary Rock came home Friday t o much o f a show and tried to be bud spend a few days with friends and rela enough to make sure he wasn’t being cheated " —Washington Star. Frank Foster and w ife visited friend* tives here. " I see yea piny Hamlet,” remarked in Albany Christmas. Miss Zor* Stowell spent a fe w days the native. 1 do.” admitted Yorlck Hamm. F. 1. Jones and family are visiting ; o f thi* week with her sister, Miss Nel- "It's a tragedy. Isn't It?” ; lie in Salem. relatives near Thomas. "N early alw ay*.” — Louisville Courier. lonrnsl Delbert Hill visited h o m e folk* "A n abstract noun ie the name o f Mr. Burliseli and w ife «pent Xmas Christmas. He will soon »ta rt f o r something o f which we can think, but eve at the W . H. Fuson home. which we cannot touch." said a teach 1 San Diego, Cal. er to a pupil. "G ive me an example.” Wm. Bell o f Sublimity was a boat- "A redbot poker, sirl” —London Tlt- G. W. DeJamin returned Tuesday ne*» visitor in Stayton Tuesday. Blts. evening from a few days visit at his "D o your dsoghtera help their moth Bert Keithley and w ife o f Mill City home in Gervais. er with the housework?” were Stayton shoppers Tuesday. “ W e wouldn't think o f expecting t t Miss Veda Young o f Corvallis i s Muriel Is temperamental, and Zaza Is Mr. and Mrs. H. Lilly ate Xmas spending her Christmas vacation with Intense."— Pittsburgh P o s t N e t U u irty . her parents here. dinner with relatives in Corvallis. Rural Constable—Now . M en, come Mr. and Mrs. P ete Jungwirth and ant o’ th a t Bathing's not allowed 'a n Dr. Beauchamp made several pro Joe. Jungwirth o f Jordan were Stay ton a fter 8 a. m. The Face In the W ater fesional calls to Lyons this week. —Excuse me, sergeant but Fm not traders Saturday. bathing. I ’m only dro wning- London Mr*. Martin B erg and children are Andrew Fisher and fam ily o f Victor Punch. spending the week with relatives Borrow— Until now I have never bad Point spent Christmas day at the Joa. to ask you fo r a small loan. Money— Fisher home here. Nick Enders was over from Jordan And till now I have never been obliged transacting business here Tuesday. to refuse you. Mrs. I«a »ia and son o f Portland are "H a v e you any etwee e f h ume r i” “ W e ought to try net to have,” r e C. A . Luthy sold a Columbia Grafan- visiting at the home o f ber mother Mrs. L izzie Bilyeu. plied Miss Cayenne. " I t Is sometimes ola to B ert Munkers fo r Christmas. a mistake to laugh at a man because Master Leo. W eir went to Portland he looks funny when b e la prop«#lag.— Tony Schindler entertained a number Monday where he will spend a few Washington Star. o f his friends at his home Saturday. Several o f the Siberian r iv e n flow days with his father. over beds o f solid Ice. Dan Young started fo r Iow a Thurs Mr. and Mrs. Jackson o f Mil) City Potatoes are more wholesome baked day, where he will visit his brother. attended the installation o f the Masonic than In any other form. W ater Chestnuts. lodge here last night. T. W . Creech o f Linn county was a A curious plant called the "w a te t business visitor in our city Tuesday. Misses Vivian and Veda Young are •■beatnut” Is to be found In China. attending the State Teachers' Associa The tubers, eaten raw or In stews, a n Mrs. Stanley A. Starr is visiting this much liked by the native epicures. tion in Portland this week. week with relatives in Forest Grove. They are also sliced and shredded fo r E. N. Thomas is here from Criterion soups. Ed Blakely was home from Junction N ot Ao bad.- Oregon fo r a tw o month's visit at the City for Xmas dinner with his parents. On the test paper In answer to the T. J. W are home east o f Stayton. question. “ W hat do w e mean by the MrB. Van Fleet returned Tuesday Misses Ann and Mildred Forest and plural o f a word?” Lacy bad written, "B y the plural o f a word w e mean the from Salem where she spent Christmas. brother Ward o f Salem spent Christ same thing, only more o f 1L” —New mas at the home o f their parenU here. York Times. Fred Marrows and Wm. Edler were here from Lvons Tuesday on business. Salem. 0 PSHAW An English paper advertises fur "a young person who can cook and dress children” and refers in its "lo s t and found” column to a doll belonging to a little girl stuffed with rags. ” This is the paper that contains the follow ing: “ A gentleman hat a school for sale. Contains two school rooms which will accommodate 300 pupils, o n e above another.” Also thia: “ A lady offers for sale a baboon, three tabby cals ar.d a parrot. She states that, being mar ried, she has no use fo r them, as their amiable qualities are ail combined in her husband.” NOTICE! The Hamman-Stout Stage will leave Sublimity at 7 o ’ clock every Sunday evening fo r Stayton and will return a fter the show at the Star Theatre. Round trip 15cents. Dr. Turner, eve the well known specialist, of Portland, will t>e at Hotel Stayton again Tues day, Jan. 2nd. Don’ t fail to consult him about your eyes and glasses. Head aches relieved, cross eyes straightened. Satisfaction guaranteed. 12-23 Country newspapers o f the valley will remember that the state fa ir board did little advertising last fall because there was not sufficient money on hand. There seems to be enough now, how ever, to increase the secretary’ s salary 31000 per year. Th at the fail' o f 1816 might be mads a success many o f ua gave liberally o f our advertising apace and some did not g e t even as much as a complimentary ticket. I t will be widely different next year.—Silverton Tribune. FO R S A L E - 200 Pure Bred W hite Leghorn Hens fo r sale, none over 2 years old. One Dollar Each. W ayne Ashby, 1-4 Sublimity, Ore. Enough. "M y dear, do you want to g o to the Clifford, the 5-year-old son o f Mr. movies tonight?” and Mrs. F. E. Frank o f Sublimity fe ll “ No, I’ ve got enough o f the movie*. Sunday, breaking his le ft arm above I've been watching tw o families go the elbow. Dr. Brewer attended the eve. Luster Sandman and fam ily arrived out o f the block this morning and three injury. Saturday from Condon, Ore., where he coming la to I t " —Exchange Low Jump. had been working, to stay until spring. •Bo Sprlngley has Jumped hi* ball.” W ife —1 don't understand how you Miss Ethel W alker, who is attendirg “ Yes, but It xvnsn’t very high."—Bos men can spend whole evenings at the Business College in Salem is spending The W . A. Weddie and S. H. Burson ton Tran script her Chirstmas vacation with her moth families entertained M ert Eurson and club. Hub- Then you talk an aw fu l lot fam ily o f Mehama, on Christmas Day. er, Mrs. J. T. Follis, who lives in Linn Impossiu e. about something yon don't understand. county. Mr. llrngg I object to being called a - Boston Transcript. Cecil R iggs who has been working "gay I-othnrlo." O f course Pm not en T h e Scots In Ulster first established The skating rink is running every gaged to any particular girl, but— near Gervais is visiting at the home o f linen manufactories during the reign Miss Sunppe— O f course you're uot. I f his parents, Mr. and Mrs. T. B. Riggs. o f James L. and from this beginning night since opening in the new location, «be were particular you couldn't be.— The balcony bas the business o f the present day and with good crowds. Stray Stories. Mrs. Frank Lesley and son Wilbur developed. makes a nice warm place fo r specta le ft fo r Pendleton Saturday where she Montreal bakers must stamp their In tors. Go and see them skate. Luther Stout, w ife and baby daugh will visit a few days with her son Oli itials on each loaf. ter s|*ent Christmas at the home o f his ver. Men over forty are practically proof Roy Cole and fam ily, who have been parents near Mehuma. against enteric fever. living a t Mill C ity visited over the Misses Theresa, Grace a n d Rosa “ H ow do you keep moths out o f cloth week-end at the A . Leffler home, they Miss Minnie K erber came home from H ottinger and Hannah Heuberger o f ing?" asked the girl with a needle and were on their wav to Astoria where Portland Sunday for a few days visit Sublimity were Stayton visitors Tues thread. they expect to make their future home. “ W h y." replied the girl with a story with her parents here. day. l>ook, “ 1 didn't know they wore any.” — Washington Star. Mr. and Mrs. Jos. W eis and Mrs. Miss 1-ois Williams o f Portland is J. P. Funk and w ife o f Corvallis are "D id yon meet any nice men while H erzog o f Ferdinand Idaho and Mrs. spending her holiday vacation with her visiting with relatives in Stayton this Deidinger o f Lewiston Idaho, who have you w ere aw ay?" ■ister and fath er here. week, they expect to stay until a fter “ Yea. mother; lota o f them.” been visiting friends here the past two N ew Year. "L ots o f them! There aren't that weeks, le ft Monday f o r M L A n g el many In the whole world.” —Detroit where they spent Christmas. Mrs. Lloyd D. Smith and tw o little W . F. Klecker and fam ily spent Free Press. sons o f Portland are guests at the Ed Almost every known variety o f Iron Christmas Day with Mrs. K lecker’s Young hon e this week. The Christmas entertainments by parents, Mr. and Mrs. J ob . Susbauer, ore Is found in Newfoundland. the churches w ere fulfilled to the let near Sublimity. A il that Is human must retrograde ter with the programs published in last Mrs. Shieinan and baby o f Salem, if It does not advance.— Gibbon. w eek’s M aii. The children had a spent Christman with her parents, Mr. The Magistrate—The officer saya you splendid time and the grown-ups fe lt Misses Ida and M aggie Sandner, who and Mra. Oron Weddle. are employed in Salem, are visiting st have no employment or trade o f any well repaid fo r the effort expended. kind. The Vag—He's got me wrong, the home o f their parents, Mr. and your honor. I'm a rock breaker emer If the «a lili were eipially divided Mrs. John Sandner. itus for the state.—Puck. among It* hiliahiluuis each person I f your head aches and you have pain The annual catch o f lobster« In the in the eye-balls or floating spots before would gel ntanit twenty three and a Narin Seigmund returned to Astoria world Is about 125,000.000. half acres the eyes.itm ay be caused by eyestrain . Monday a fte r a visit at the home o f Each whale carries about h alf u ton See A. C. Eaton, t h e Optometrist. his parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. G. Seig- Consultation f r e e . Office north o f o f wbaleboue about with him. Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Fuson o f Aums- mund at Fern Ridge. Beauchamp’ s Drug Stoee. Phone 345 Ferae* Fir»*. vilie, took Xmas dinner with their son Th at the sun's ray a concentrated W. H. Fuson and fam ily. Mr. and Mrs. H. A . N ew berry o f through a glasa bottle are responsible Mrs. W. H. Fuson and daughter Tacoma, visited over Christmas with for a |K>rtion o f the forest fires every Ruth, went to Albany Tuesday, the Tramp t'nn‘1 you help a |w>or lone Mrs. N ew b erry ’s parent’s, Mr. and season la a theory held by many, but 19th, returning Friday by way o f L e f l.v inmi who liusn I got anything In the Mrs. W. F. Blakely. which the government forest servlc« fler station, where they were met bv world hut ii h i ’ d revolver? shatters by careful records kept for Rosa Chrisman who transported them One mile of r a il» ii ; > requires 270 tons t halev who d*mrlshr*l In OOP B. 0 „ the last six years on the cause« of for of run*. to the Cole school where they attended Pi light that the moon shone with a est, brush and grass fires. Th ey show that 4.503 fires were caused by human the entertainment. ¡1.n f the peoi •• o f Maryland lire In light borrowed funu the sun. agencies or carelessness and 2,182 by Paltiuu-re. lightning. In no one o f the 8,785 in W . C. Parry, w ife and son arrived in Dr. E. H. Hobson and w ife o f Scio stances on record baa the cause been J. W. Mayo made a flying trip to and Dr. W. N. Pm tler a n d w ife e f traced to the sun's raya concentrated Stayton Friday evening from Junction City to spend the Christmas holidays Sacramento, C h I., the latter part o f Stayton w ere guests a t the W . H . J through a bottle. with friends and relatives here. Hobson home on Christmas. last week, on business. Miss M yrtle Taylor, who is teaching school at Silverton came home Friday Mr. and Mrs. E. Small entertained to spend the holidays at her home here. Mr. and Mrs. J. P. W ilbur Christmas