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Finnegan's Philosophy $ lent ' '■"■) vs; voi i i MtSKin , ) , BALAAM .«H + b b b H He Saye Wilson H e Fai - I .o Enforce Pure Food Law. Well do I mind the story, wild I'lilln mil. Balaam was a highbrow "1 favor the election of Mr. Hughes that l.uowed leu* lima Ids la»kusx. lie leok till i ll!, e In i tlese l lie iieopltt to tlie Presidency for entirely different The lu»L. .-•> »aved them T I i all In reasons than ihos# held In most o f Ids Kuuibers Twlnt.t two. Och hmie! 'Tt* supporters. It Is not be»mist- »if the different these times. The .laekass Mexltuu poib y nor Ilio foreign policy of the administration nor by reason o f knew better till llalaaiu tamed him. "l.a »e me ride ye." says llalaaiu, “ m,' Its domestic |M.1I( Ice It Is brcauM of »« spini rent indifference of the admin I'll make ye the biggest Ass In the Istrntlou of President Wilson to Ilio wurld." "Grent." says the Ass; "what d’ye cause of pure foists and drugs. l’ rae- IIcaII) all of the abuses which were feedj" "Pork.” says ttalnam. injected into the pure food law by the “ Me savior.” says the Ass. precedtug administrations are still lu S. Balaam mounts Hut soon the force Benaoate of soda Is still reg .lack bulks. usui, 'i lio fumes of burning sulphur "Pliwat Is it?" says Italaaui. are marehlug along undisturbed. There "Snakes." says the Ass; “ Ut looks Is evidently a lull lu the activities of like the Janoune uv me mother.“ tln< uJmlidatrntlou of the law A well ------------ |i =■=------—1 3 ' U'uun," says Italaam. Iiittln* tbe known beverage, declared by the su Ass a clip. '* 'I Is me furreu’ (silley," preme court ■nlsbrniitj»'d and untenable lie says. to the food law' bus not Iteci» molested. 'Tliw at'a ut fo ri” axes the Ass. No attempt lise Is-en made to enforco M AN of family has a big responsibility. He not only must con “ t't itcflnds the nashun." saya Ba- the ln»v lu regard to the bleaching of serve the morals and education of his wife and loved ones, but he laam tb'ur. The* repeal of tlie mixed flour •Mow " says the Ass. law. timi splendid safeguard to the must see to it that TH E Y SHALL NOT W AN T. Is there a bet “ F;;ltli." says Balaam, "ut tnkea a ter way of helping his dear ones than by adding to his B AN K ACCOUNT l bt.yor Ass than you to know that purity of our bread, lias been tacitly approved l»y the treasury department. I t w ill provide against sickness and misfortune. Every man of family I.are It to Brine.” says Balaam to the "Mr. Hughes In Ills activities on tho Ass an' the Jack walks ou mtxlita- supreme court lias stinsi like a stone tin . wall for the proper administration of "lleo. haw.” says the Ass. balkin' an the f.ssl law. i Is-lleve his election klvklu*. would sis- a radical change In tho atti “ What now?" says Balaam. tude of the government towards pure “ Dlvll a Jackass ever seen the like," fissi and pure drugs, so vital to tho says the Ass " I't could be a frog." welfare of our people For this reason says he. "for ut stands up In front, I sincerely hope that Mr Hughes may nu' sits down tiehliul; an' 'tis moa'ly be chosen as our next pri-sl<leut. mouth,” says the Ass. “ Ut has white "I should expect Mr Hughes as pres feathers," says the Jnck, “ wld yaller ident to Imre tile same attitude toward streaks, that changes.'' he says, “to the pure food ami drug law that lie had Very t'rooa Red. or N-ingnra.v Blue, nu as a judge ou the bench and to appoint now they're t'arrysall Yaller again,'4 a s»vretiiry of agriculture with subor says he. "Illvtus, hare I been drink- dinate officers who' would l>o enthusi in'?” screams the Ass to Balaam. astic and earnest In tho enforcement “ Saints In? praised." says Balaam of the pure finsi law for tho Is-iieflt of "Me Watchful Wattin' can still change its mind,"' he saya. “ G’wan, where tho physical, mental and moral wel glory waits," be says. "G'wnn. In the fare of our people." service uv Mankind," says Balaam to the Ass. touching him up. Ail' tbe 4'4-4* + 4* + 4* + + + + + + + + + + + ’ Ass shuttles ahead, wavin' his ears In I *|s ejs admiration. i 4- WE SHOULO CONSIDER 4* "Hee-haw! Hee haw!" says the Jack, |+ W H AT 18 RIGHT, 4- rearin’ up wld his eyes bulgin'. + THEN DO IT. + 'Th w at's gripptn’ ye now?” saya Ba 4- -------- + laam, Impnshunt like. 4* "Our government is bsssd on + 'T donno," says the Ass. “ Ut looks 4* tho idea thst wo have Lsgisla- 4* like the Flyln' D M t k W I with a So 4- lures to investigate, to consider 4* cialist Crew." he says. 4* what ia right and to do what is 4* “ 'Tis me Ship Bill," says Balaam. 4- right. It it based on the ides thst + “ Side step to the right." he says: “ side 4* public opinion it formed from 4* step to the lefh" says he. weltin' him. 4* discussion of questions, and that 4- “ Back up," says Balaam, near wrench, 4- we can coma possibly to right 4- in' off the Jack's Jaw. "Now forward 4* solutions. It It not based on tho 4* for the Merchant Marine an’ Ofty 4- ides thst the Government must 4- mlllyun pork." says Balaam wld a shower uv blows; an* the Ass goes on 4- act without knowing the justice 4* 4* and merits of tho causa in which 4* thremblln'. "Wnh-bee! Wah-hee! Wnh-bee!" says 4- it sets.” —Mr. Hughes in His 4* + the Jack, sbyin' so he near threw his 4- Speoch at Portland. Mains. 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4* 4- 4-4-4-4-4- rider. ’N-s r**-»i nm c,ocv »'ve DR. H A R V EY W. W IL E Y TO V O T E FO R H U G H ES . I MA c 1 0 -' COAL US WI M1 wnu . ' sotn -oui?! OOP» I-------------— -, I - IT'»"] I I . tv • >CC0, "Sto VKITM »AVT.1 XMC OMIT, NOW KM.S ' - •tue amount t »ri 11,1 T I ITTI l C H t w l -,A T iy s y i — - J " C à PROTECT Y o ü ß F A M ILY BY THE BS O f A C M BOOK W BANK A share of the banking business of Stayton and vicinity is solicited. Y ou are assured of a safe deposi tory and courteous treatm ent at this bank, by ample capital and long experience in the banking business. Farm ers & M erchants B a n k o f Stayton, Oregon Capital $25,000.00 STAYTON MEAT MARKET SE5TA K & THOM AS, Proprietors. STAYTON DAIRY E. D. Crabtree, Prop. Frcsii, Salt & Cured Meats Lard & C ream .ry Butter. Fresh Milk & Cream Delivered Highest Market Price Paid For Fat Stock Daily Morning and Night Lulay & Schindler Contractors & Builders Dwelling houses a specialty Let us figure on your build ings We can save you money A good job gauranteed Phone 77 TINWORK and PLUMBING P. 0. Box 198 Bath Tubs, Lavatories and all Sanitary fittings— Farm ers—We carry a line of pumps, leader water sys tems, etc. Gasoline engines. STAY TON, OREGON. L. A. MESSING : Swiss JACOB Jeweler SPANIOL 31 YE \RS EXPERIENCE All work on watches and clocks guaranteed for One Year CHANGE OF SCHEDULE OCT. 15 Try My Work, It Speaki For lUelt SALEM--STAYTGN STAYTON--K1NGSTON f Located in ttie Shoe Shop West o f the Stayton State Bank Stayton AUTO STAGE Oregon Will make regular trips' every day, Sundays included as follows: -X- » » » > ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ « PAI.P.M I'HONi: 9T.J FARMS W ANTED: Leave Stayton for Kingston “ Kingston “ Stayton Arrive Stayton List YOUR FARM LAND With Y « Geo. A. SMITH Z The Stayton Real Estate Man Lancefield Bldg. ? ! Leave - •* « 1 < < m - Arrive l.eave Opp. Arrive - « < _ < * m tt _ 8:35 A.M. 8:55 " 9:05 •• Stayton 9:15 A. M. 9:25 “ Sublimity Aumsville 9:40 “ Turner 9:55 “ .'Salem 10:25 “ Ore. Lire. Salem 2:45 1'. 5* Turner 3:15 " Aumsville 3:35 “ Sublimity 3:50 " Stayton 4:tXJ “ Leave Stayton tor Kingston 4:25 K M . Kingston “ Stayton 4:50 P.M. connects with Motor Car Hamman&Stout “ I'll learn ye to shy at me Naval Bill.” saya Balaam, lar-rupln' the baste so he cud scarce stand. "Y e can’t pass ut widout wenrln' Republican clothes.” says tbe Jack In a course whisper. “ Ye Ass.” says Balaam. “ Don't ye know that amiy does is betther nor nakedness? G'wan." says Balaam. In tones uv thunder. So the poor baste lopes on. limpin' wld pain. I've not time to tell ye all the adven tures they had. but they kep' on over rough mads, now an’ then crossiu' a ditch on a wan term plank, which made even Balaam unnisy. Ivlry time the Jack kicked, be got short rations an' a wallup. So when the Journey was near over, the poor baste wus all in, and far loo proud to fight. Any Jack-Ass can be that when lie's licked Wan stormy night, the Jack blooms Into a harmony like n Dlmyrrat Tariff Hymn played on a gaspl|>e wld the feat “ l ’liwat alls ye now?" calls Balaam, dubtin' him wld both hnnds “ Nivver did I pass the like." yells tbe Ass, sweatin' and thremblln*. “ Ut says tit's an eight hour law. Oh, pbwat Is ut?" screams the Ass to Balaam, feebly wagglin' bis ears. “ I dinno phwat nt is meself," says Balaam, "but 1 know pliwat ut's got." Balaam says “ I’ liwat?" axes the poor Ass. “ Five hinidther thousand votes.” says Balaam, wld a pious air. "G'wan. ye big Ass. an* donut ye argue tvid an Idaylist." says Balaam to the Ass. “ W eenn’t pass ut in the dark,” pleads the Ass “ I.ave ns wait for light." moans the Ass. weepln’. “ Nix," says Balaam. "There's a hot time cornin' an' the • otes'll spile. Do ye tlinrst for sixteen more years In the wilderness? Glddlp." says lie, “ purg In' ye'r heart." saya Balaam. "Iv Ivlry thought that's selfish." saya Balaam, “or personal." chants Balaam to the poor A-s ti'-klin* the Jack's slats wld n couplin' piii. By this time, the Ass was so wore out wld his ardyous labors, that he knew no more than Balaam himself So, wld one despairin' cry. he dropped bis ears, as lie an' his muster stumbled forward into the dark. “ W EINHARD'S GOLDEN NECTAR” “ W EINHARD’ S AMBER NECTAR” 4* -I- -i- •!• -J* -!- -I- *!• -I- -S- 4* *5- -J- 4* 4* 4* 4- 4- 4- SURRENDER TO FORCE 4- 4- WOULD TEND TO + •5* DISASTER. + + 4* •I* “ That kind of virus in our life— 4- 4- surrender to force— would bring 4- 4* us no end of disaster. If we 1st 4» 4* capitalists or workingmen, any 4- 4* intsrect, learn that the way to 4- 4- get what it wanted ia by apply- 4- 4- ing pressure and if we continue 4* 4* in that cource for a few yean, 4- 4- democracy will be a failure, and 4- 4- we might as well give up our 4* •!• force of government.” — Mr. 4- Hughes in Hie Speech at Port- 4- 4* land, Maine. 4« 4* •> 4* **• 4* 4- 4* 4- 4* 4* 4* 4* 4* 4* 4* 4* 4* 4- "The Drink that Satisfies and does not Intoaicate'“ ICE COLD AND A LW A Y S ON TAP IN KEGS AND B O TTLES AT F r e d R o c k ’s . The 4‘ Pastime Billiard and Cigar Storo STAYTON, - - - O R EG O i G. F. KORINEK, V. S„ B. V. Sc Veterinarian THE STAYTON MAIL Treats all domestic animals, also applies the Tuberculin test. Telephone 3x7 E. M. O l m s t r d Office al Slay um Stahle» STA YTO N . . . . OKKGOf S. H . H K L T Z K L Attornev-st-I.aw -N otary i’ublu- Farm Loans Secured Published every Thursday by Knterad os second class matter lit the pustotllce ut Stayton, Marion, ci unty, Oregon, under the ocl o f ongrtta n f March 8. 1879. S U U S CH IPTIO SS. $1.00 per year Address all communications to THE STAYTON MAIL H. A. BEAUCHAMP, K . U . Physician and Surgeon FUNERAL DIRECTOR -J . M. RINGO— H U G H ES FO R A R B IT R A T IO N . Ha Would Bo First to Accord to Labor All Rights Found Just After Consideration. ' Y. F > B i -1 S'iusre, N.w Tw* CJljr Mai'* Ir h 'LLMA',. F."'" V. f SHOULD HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT. STATE r without so mtn.i grinding small rich bcca u A ST AYT ON a IIF N gcntlcmnn get* ncqin'.intcil through nm! through v > t h VV-H C lJ T Chewing, he finds tlmt the common sen: ■ » it helps him across a feature of ordi- id like. The alirods tobacco nary tubaci > h. taction tfivc up the 1 •<: •lps brini! ou^ the flood tobacco (tn J spitting — tin? V tobacco, a chew lasts ta ste— and and ■.' t i - h . STAYTON OREGON stayton OREGON . C. H. BREWER, M. D. P H Y S IC IA N In bis Maine 8|>eecbes Mr. Hughes made it plain thut he was not attack , ing labor or tbe c»iulty of tbe pro- | posed Increase of wages for tbe rali- ! road men. He was simply contending The Trover-W eigel Studio will be for the all important principle of arbi tration us the right menus of settle open Satuniay sml Sunday Nov. 41 h ment of such questions. Speaking at and 5th. They are now located in the different places In Mnlne Mr. Hughes Matthicu Bldg on Second Street. dwelt upon this question, saying: “ I deeply deplore, in the name of ! labor, in the name of Justice. In the name of American Ideals, the surren der of the Executive and of Congress to force. Instead of permitting reason » J o " n. ; to reign. Republican and Progressive Dl- “ The measure to which i have allud r • ed was unt. properly speaking, nn rect Primary Nominee For eight-hour measure. It was a wage measure. It was n plain pro|M>sllion for s change In the wage scale. I do not tqx-ak of the equity o f that. That a vo te fo r Is a matter to be fairly considered. I want what Is Just and right with re spect to wages. I nm for the arbitra tion and the p e a c e f u l settlement of these industrial controversies. We IS ONE FOR AN can settle everything In this country If we approach those matters with a fnir nnd open mini! and nn examina tion of the facts. “This particular measure shows on Its face that It was legislation In ad vance o f the Investigation. Instead of Investigation In advance of legisla tion. It Is said that there was In Its favor the Judgment of society. The judgment of so-!et.v In tills country has never been passed In favor <f leg Islatlon without knowledge of the equi ty and regardless o f the facts o f the case There wns no Jndgment of so ciety In favor of the ronds which were •'Xrepted from Its provisions. If there was a .’ ndginent.of society, wh.v not ap Please read his record in the ply the rule to elC'trle or other kinds Pamphlet sent to every register o f roads or ronds less than WO miles hi length? I say. away with sueh pre ed voter by the Secretary cf State tense! It was'n surrender to force In stead o f a clear, candid, faithful fram ed examination of the fnets. and then action In accordance with American principles. "Autocracy represents force: tyran ny represents force. Dent x niey rep W. 1. CULVER. Chairman resents the rule of the common Jildg ineiit after discussion, after nn oppor tunity to know the fnets.” (Paid Adv.) SUKCEON S t a y t o n , O rkgon ¡NOTICE! PAU L FEH LEN Licensed Veterinary Surgeon and Dental Expert Stayton, Ore. W C H AW LEY CONGRESS AND Phone 3x24 N. Pintlcr, D.M.D. DENTIST Office Opp. Lancefield Snot Store Phone 2l62 Stavton. 0r- . „ ., 4 7777 G. Cyril Watson, D .M .D . — Dentist— Representative Hawley Up Stairs in Roy Block EXPERIENCED • CLEAN ABLE FAITHFUL AND EFFECTIVE PUBLIC SERVANT Republican Congres sional Committee It All Depends. “ I f Hughes wins nn Oregon town will get n new shingle mill employing fifty men." sn.vs tho Olympia Recorder, “ according to nu announcement of the Individual who took nn option on tlm- | liered land. If Wilson wins the option will bo allowed to lapse. That's the way with a thousand and one enter prises, nil waiting to see which way the wind blows. The moment It Is as- sure«] that t'hnrle E, Hughes Is cle» t od. Just watch the wheels o f Industry [spin and listen to the hum o f business ” Stayton, - - Oregon A. BURSELL, M. D. Physician and Surgeon X BAY AUM SViLLE OREGON V. A. GOODE LAW YLR and NOTARY PUBLIC Conscientious Attention Given to all Legal Business. Ofilre Boom No. fi. Boy Bldg. * “FIXIT SHOP” • I hnvc established a repair shop in the Cooper building on Water Stri ct and wilt repair anything. Saw Filing a specialty. Oron Weddle. tt THE MUTSCHLER Blacksmith Shop ' 7 » • ' * c : --------- -- ......... . 1 3 ■ ' i SLA and W ACHINGTC.?: | ’■ &ÍSH CS Dircciuiryi; A Directory o f eacli City, Town an<' I!I aäo , fflvlr.sr d*«orlptlvA «kirteb o f « ten p i* e*, location, im p u tât »n, r '"»r.h, «hlpplnrr nnfl har.idnfc point; • » Cln«*i.lcd l>lif*' (cry, compiled by I n lf l ami prcfcsubiiu . K . * ». M3AT1I.K _ ..saet.-Y- Under New ManaRemont WM. C LA D EK , Prop., Horseshoeing, Woodwork Blacksmithing ALL WORK Stayton, GUARANTEED Oregon