The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current, August 03, 1916, Image 7

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    CANADIAN TOWNS
BURN; 150 DEAD
‘ D oorways To Sut ci ss.
i1
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
StMafoRty
T*l*|riRiy I m *I«(
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M l t 'x I u M n M O W la H i n t ,
1
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
U
2.500 >*br'$ la fao4 p+itiutf
15 f.oM Magala I I I Kixdw :
Portland Wheat Hluestem $1.0$i
per bushel; fortyfold, 94c; club, 93c;
red fife, 93c, red Russian, 92c.
b u s in i * s
Millfeed — Spot prices; Bran, (26 (<t¿
C O L L lC f
23.60 per ton; shorts, 9290429.50; rol­
AkfiÁr' "f
led barley, |31.50(0,32.60.
l‘ or a h'wn<'*t«<a<l. *«> un I<I i ’ atul ntouritalii ium>
Corn- Whole, $38 per ton; cracked,
" M'r r+m"lB. i I ih h la nothin* that will I-at
$39.
our V room bungalow. Thia boua«< la rtiari«« o f
lfo»*l iiuality ('«mill fir lumbar, (ha hooaa I ««I riff
Hay
Timothy, Fa»tern Oregon,
2i*iId faat in aiii', iltvltlnj into two romua to
Portland Y . M . C. A . Auto School
ault (ha rapulrrinanta o f tha |iurrhawr. haa
I $21.600422.60 per ton; timothy, val-
'i iloorH, 6 wimlowa. porch 4*1 ami galvania<«l
; ley, $180419; alfalfa, $13.600414.60;
Day and night rlaaaaa. Krpurt training
atoal rhitnnay A ham mar, wrvtirh, and •« raw
In repairing, driving and machine work.
driver la all (hat la nrwl«| to « w t .
Our mill
I wheat hay, $13.600414.60.
Including forge, lathe, ahaper. drill tire**,
prira direct from factory to you la only |76
Butter — ^ubes, extras, no bid;
tractor*, #tc
Time unlimited.
iXJMFK-
T K N T (T fA I/ P K K IJ IM A N D M K C H AN -
prime firsts, 24 Jc.
Jobbing prices;
1C« S U P P L IE D
W H ITK UH.
Prints, extras, 270429c; butterfat. No.
A04 Hood Sliaat,
Isolated Settlers Driven to Refuge in
| 1, 23c; No. 2, 24c, Portland.
PORTLAND,
OREGON
Egg" — Oregon ranch,
exchange
Rivers and Lakes— 50 Dead in
j price, current receipts, 24c per dozen.
| Jobbing prices; Oregon ranch, can-
One Village— Relief Sent.
MF.N AND WOMEN
| died, 23c; selects, 260/,27c.
NO EXPENSE
NO INVESTMENT
The Mathews Welding
Poultry — Hens, 14Jc per pound;
Talc* order* for RoMenthal'a Shu**.
A ct •* ex- broilers, 160418c; turkeys,
live, 20<g,
cluni y** fcff«nt. W rit« today for irmtructiorm. Make
& Cutting Co.,
| 22c; ducks, 110414c; geese, 8049c.
Toronto, Ont. — Reports received i HZ*.0U tu 840.00 weekly; other« do.
Veal— Fancy, l l j c per pound.
from Northern Ontario say that Up­
ROSENTHAL'S
M l l r a r . l t B t . Near Ninth. Portland. ( I n ,
Pork— Fancy, 11 Je per pound.
towns o f <!ochrane, Matheson, Nushka 161-1*3 Post St., San francisco, Cal.
Portable Electric and ()*y-Acetylene Plant. j Station and Timmons have been wiped
Vegetables— Artichokes, 50c0($l per
'dozen; tomatoes, 70c04$1.25 per crate;
I out by disastrous bush fires which
lUaaly at all Tim *«.
cabbage, $1.75 per hundred; garlic,
Porcupine Junction
O a y A ro ty U n o W a ld in « and Cutlin«.
W o k lin i started Saturday.
10c per pound; peppers, 90410c; egg-
and Iroquois Falls and reported burn-
hr Ih orm lt, IliactrIcily, O ay-Acatylana.
I plant, 12Jc; lettuce, $1 perorate; cu­
ir»K-
W elding of Sheet Steal, Cast Iron. Aluminum
cumbers, $1041.25 per box; peas, 404
At least 150 |iersoris have perished.
Make ua your next «hipmcrit o f Cream
We
Beaaa, Ele. Rollar and Marina W ork
ffu aran Lee absolutely correct tenta.
Imme­
a S pac tally.
! 6c per pound; beans, 4047c; celery, $1
Fifty-seven bodies
are
reported
diate return* Ktffht treatment. DO IT N O W
A L S O A U K NTH Tha lUndaraon.Wlllla Welding found at Nushka Station and 34 at
i per dozen; com, 500460c.
ami Cutting <%» . 8t Lou I*. II. H. A
KadoflU
Hazelwood Co., Portland
Potatoes— New, 1} 042 c per pound.
Matheson. Many are injured.
llraaa Worka, Slat Ht A K«*<Uu* A va . Chiratfo.
Onions— California red and yellow,
All wires are down north of Engle-
$2 per sack; Walla Walla, $2.25.
hart and oidy meaner reports have so
Green Fruit*— Apples, new, $1.2504
| far been received from refu ses.
A relief train with doctors has left HIDE8, PELT8, CASCARA BARK, 1.76 per box; cherries, 60410c per
AND MOHAIR.
pound; cantaloupes, $1. 10042.75 per
Special Summer Rates North Hay for the scene and Cobalt Ni vint a WOOL
ll you hare Write far pncai ana xtnpp.ng tags crate; [«jaches,
360475c per box;
has sent coffins.
Court Room, Single, 7 5 c ; Double, $1.
Several small towns have been wiped T he H. F. N orton C o . form»«. or«-. Saitr*, »• watermelons, $l¿04l jc per pound; figs,
Outauie Room, Single, $1; Double, $1.50 out by the flames that have been rag­
$1041.50 per box; plums, 75c04$1.50;
(Hath privilege included)
pears, $2; apricots, $1041.25; grapes,
ing for 48 hours. Reports thus far re­
Rooms with Private Hath, Single,
$1.75; blackberries, $1.60041.75; rasp­
ceived show that 57 perished at Nusb-
$1.50; Double. $2.00.
; ka, a French Canadian settlement, 1u and from ail i*ointa on household (rood*, pianos, berries, 90cOi.$1.2S; blackcaps, $1.50.
| and automobile*. Information cheerfully ffiven.
(Whan you Uegiater Aak tha Clark for
Hops— 1915 crop, 8641lc per pound;
and 34 at Matheson. Cochrane has 18
Hummer Hatea.>
killed and 34 injured, Iroquois Falls 15 Pacific Coast Forwarding Co., * £ £ ¡ ¡ 3 1 5 * 1916 contracts, 11041 lie .
Auto llu* Meata Traína.
Wool— Eastern Oregon, fine, 23 04
¡dead and many injured and Ramore 15
A ll f'-ara from Union I n i ot I ’* »* Our Doom.
26c; coarse, 300432c; valley, 300433c.
dead.
Cascara Bark— Old and new, 4c per
The death list will be materially in­
N K W P E R K I N S HOTEL
creased, it is feared, by victims in out-
Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired pound.
Cor Waahl rig ton A F ifth H U . I’OKTI.ANU. OKK
W A L K E R E L E C TR IC W O R K S
Cattle — Steers, choice, $7.50048;
lyiriK districts. There are apparently
liumaide. cor. Urti».
bur Li and. Ore.
good, $6.50047.60; cows, choice, $6.25
well authenticated reports that many
016.60 good, $5.50046.25; heifers, $4
pros|iectors have been trapped at Tash-
ota and Kowash.
Doable Tread Puncture Proof Tires 046.50; bulls, $3044.75; Btags, $4.50
Mad« Irvin your old on««. Last long O46.
One farmer and his ten children are
M brand N«w TIK E S W rit« un.
Hogs — Prime light, $8.50049.10;
known to have been burned, while the
OK4U.ON V U LC A N IZIN G CO..
rough
Uo W u h m rtw St..
Portland. Ora. good to prime, $7.75048.10;
man's w ife was vainly seeking aid to
Parta ovar fiO maka* ami modala. at half tha reg ­
heavy, $7.60047.75; pigs and skips,
check the onrushing flames.
ular price
Huy your uard auto parta from an
$6.60047.10.
Nushka, » hamlet consisting of a
old-*atabliaht'd aiul rrputabla daalar. who haa a
G o n e f o r G ood.
Sheep— Yearlings,
$5.75 04 0.25;
raputation to i.rt*U*rt ami conduct* tha largeat score o f frame buildings and stores,
The man who globe-trots for a liv­ wethers, $4.75046; ewes, $2.50045.50;
part.* atora and ciurrU*« tha large*t completa aa- suffered worst. It had been threatened
aortment o f uaa«i auto parla o f any company thia for several days but. the residents lin­ ing met an old pal from bl* native lambs, $6048.25.
atda o f Chicago 4>ur pricea are Ira*, and for thia
village.
reaaon we outaell all other*
A ll parta ara guar­ gered in the hope they might save
"How do they all go at home?” he
their
hornet.
They
waited
too
long,
anteed to lie in f i r s t c o n d i t i o n .
Inquired. "W hat’s happened to Bill Early High Prices Paid for
however, and walls of fire cut off es­ Smith and Joe Parkins? I suppose
Prunes Not Repeated Now
cape.
they’ve Joined up?”
Incorporated.
Portland-—The prune crop outlook in
A nearby lake in which they found
“ Yes. they be gone,” said hi* com­
the Northwest is enitrely satisfactory
323 - 3 K- 32 / BUHMSIOl ST, HMTUU, 0 *
refuge saved many o f Cochrane. Only panion sadly.
“ Well, and how’s old Mrs. Brown? i and a record crop now seems assured.
two streets in the town were saved.
Thirty-four bodies are lying on the I'd like to see her again," remarked One of the leading packers estimates
N o t L ik e ly .
¡the yield at 40,000,000 pounds. The
platform of the railroad station at the traveler.
Ills friend started to sob.
largest crop heretofore was about 30,-
Ill-airin' Amelia, the maid of all Matheson. The station and two houoes
"Y ou ’ll never see poor Mrs. Brown 000,000 pounds, produced eight or nine
work attached to the domicile ot 1111- are the only two buildings standing.
klUR. decided to link her lute w it h a Ramore, a small settlement was wiped again!" he walled.
years ago. Since that time many new
’Tom e, come! 1 suppose you mean
member of the opposite «ex.
orchards have come in. Because of
out.
she's
dead.
But
remember,
we
all
After the tying up ceremony »he ap-
the increase in acreage, even if the
All that remains o f Iroquois Falls meet after death.”
preached her late mlNtreH» with all
crop were on a parity with last year’ s,
"Yes,”
said
the
friend;
“
but
you’ll
are
the
ruins
of
the
great
paper
mill
her worldly wealth nnd requested that
Mrs. Brown's t the above estimate, it is believed,
It ahould be kept In her custody until and one store. Refugees without food never see her again.
would be realized.
or clothing are pouring into the larger gone to heaven.”
called for.
And the air grew decidedly chilly.—
The market at the present time is
•Til keep It for you." »aid the lady towns south of the burned district.
weak and the future for values is not
In astonishment, "hut won’t you be
Hundreds of square miles of bush London Ideas.
needing the money to »pend on your snd farm land have been burned over.
1 so bright.
There was considerable
To keen clean an healthy take Dr. early contracting, packers paying the
honeymoon?"
Isolated settlers took refuge in lakes
Amelia eyed her inlBtress with scorn and rivers, leaving all their belongings Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regu­ growers 6J to 7 cents for 30-35s, with
late liver, bowels and stomach.
nii she dlaplayed her superior knowl­
a quarter-cent drop for each count of
behind.
edge of the world.
5s. These were the highest prices
Rain was falling Sunday night at
F e a th e re d Q u a d ru p e d s .
"What, mum!" she exclaimed. "D ’ye
paid for many years, and between 25
think I'd trust myself with a strange Matheson and several other points,
Teacher— Willie, what is a quadru- j
and 30 per cent o f the crop was signed
man und all that money on me?”— but a long continued downpour will be | ped?
necessary to extinguish the fires and
London Idea».
W illie— A thing with four legs, sir. ! up, but the quotations are not obtain­
able now. In fact the leading packers
prevent them from sweeping farther
Teacher— Name one.
T h o u g h t o n M a rr ia g e .
are out of the market as buyers for
W illie— An elephant.
southward.
Teacher— Are there any feathered ; the reason that they are unable to get
Senator liurton said at a wedding
! quadrupeds?
orders from the East. Jobbers in the
breakfast:
W illie— Yes. sir.
Eastern states bought only limited
"It Is a cheerful sight to see a go<ff,
Teacher— What?
well-balanced marriage, such us this
quantities, owing to the high prices,
W
illie—
A
feather
bed.
sir.—
London
I
one. What a »ad thing It Is. on the
but they declare they have enough
Answers.
other hand, to see one of those niar-
prunes engaged for the present, and
rtaKoa where the groom hu» a lot of
Laredo, Tex.— Venustiano Carranza
are satisfied there are more prunes to
“
M
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n
e
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B
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c
k
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M
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d
ic
in
e
.
had habits that we know, for all the i is to retire as first chief o f the de
Our readers never risk a cent when be had later on the Coast than are re­
bride’s devotion, he will never he ubie
' facto government of Mexico at an they buy Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh quired for United States consumption.
to break away from.
“ When I hear of a girl who Is con­ early date, and will be succeeded by because every dealer In this liniment Furthermore, they assert there w ill be
templating such a marriage I always General Pablo Gonzales, according to is authorized to refund the money if no export business done in the article
information given out by Mexican offi­ the Balsam is not satisfactory. Adv. this year.
feel like saying to her
•• ‘To marry a man to reform him In cial circles in Neuvo Laredo Monday.
The high prices prevailing early in
O u t o f It.
like trying to make n Rood omelet out
General Carranza will enter the field
the season were ascribed to the uncer­
of had egga.’
Wanhlngton Star.
as a Presidential candidate at the
"'Deed no. sah. I can't Jtne no army.” tainty as to the Northwestern tonnage,
forthcoming election, it was said, ap­
"But your country needs you, Itas- and the fact that the California mar­
One remedy with many use* -H a n - parently confirming recent advices tus."
ket was then ruling high.
This en­
ford’s Italsam of Myrrh. A d v .
"Can’t help dat. It’s onpossible."
from Mexico City, which intimated
abled Northwestern packers to do a
“ Why Impossible. Rastus?”
that the first chief would seek eleva­
fair amount of business at a very good
P o o r R e w a rd .
“ Well, you see. my ol’ woman has
tion to the Presidency at the hands of
figure.
been ovah to de police co't an’ put me
"Virtue In Its own reward," observ­ the voters.
unner bonds to keep de peace. No,
ed the alleip d philosopher.
Rate on Crabs Delayed.
The conference of Mexican generals sah, I can't do ho fighting, nohow.”—
"Yes," replied the other fellow, "but
Salem — Wells, Fargo & Co. has
the reward Is seldom more than 30 with Carranza, soon to be held in Mex­ Boston Transcript.
ico City, according to these advices,
boh a week.” — Loudon Answers.
agreed that, pending a hearing by the
will arrange for the call for general
T h e P r ic e o f Peace.
Public Service commission set for July
elections and for the retirement of the
G ot A ll H e W a n te d .
"I quarreled with my wife yesterday 31 at Portland, it would transport
first
chief.
This
conference
was
said
O'Brien— Did yez convince Cassidy
and we haven't spoken since."
crabs from Newport, Or., to Portland,
to have been summoned to prevent pos­
thot he was In the wrong?
"W h y don't you make up?”
charging on the basis of 22 pounds a
Mulligan—Ol dinnuw If I convinced sible friction in military circles over
" I ’m going to. All I ’m worried about dozen, instead of by actual weight, as
hint; hut Ol med him own up to It.— the proposed transfer of power.
now is the Indemnity."— Boston Tran­
heretofore. This charge in on the
Boston Transcript.
script.
same basis as the rate on crabs from
Citizens
Arm
Themselves.
S u re .
Puget Sound points to Portland.
Mitchell, S. I).— A vigilance com­
George Plancich, of Portland, com­
Tencher—If a farmer sold five tons
of potatoes at sixpence a pound, what mittee was organized in Mitchell to
plained to the commission that the
would he get?
Wells-Fargo rate on crabs discriminat­
deal with lawless harvest hands who
Boy—A motorcar.— London Answers are passing through the city by hun­
The only Automobile School on the Pa ­
ed in favor of Puget Sound dealers.
cific Coast maintaining a lias Tractor
dreds. The city was divided into dis­
I>ept.. IlniAff Holt CimTpillar, C. 1«. Best
Tracklayer and Wheel Tractors, both in the
Oregon Juice in Demand.
tricts and armed citizens will work
achool and operating field.
with the police. Two hundred armed
Eugene
— The output of loganberry
445
Hawthorne
Are.
Portland.
Ore.
Veal, Pork,
citizens early Saturday assisted in
juice by the Eugene Fruit Growers’
Beef, Poultry, driving all undesirables from the city.
association cannery this season has
amounted to almost 15,000 gallons,
Butter, Eggs & Every train from the South was met
A Good Violin Is Mod« So:
the city limits, the men on top of
It Doe* Not Grow So. several times the production of any
Farm Produce at
the cars forced to descend and marched
Manager J. O. Holt
Then* is only on«» w ay to get a previous season.
into town, where they were searched
gvMnl Violin W ithout lln*at Ex­ reports the demand for his Oregon
T o the 01.1 Reliable Kverdln* hooaa with a
pense, which is: Send in your
record o f 45 years o f Square Dealing« and bo
for weapons and then sent on.
Old Had One anil have it made product constantly increasing.
A*awred o f
into an Old Cood One. Esti­
The cannery is now engaged in can­
mates given free.
A ll work
Couple Wed in Esperanto.
ning string beans, an unusually large
Top Market Price*.
guaranteed. Send to
THE COUL TER CO..
acreage having been planted in the
Annapolis— Esperanto was used for
T>*«« Own
'¿T7', WatbtagtM St.
P«rtlaa4. Ora
vicinity of Eugene.
the first time in a wedding ceremony
when Miss Isabelle A. McCoffrey,
First 1916 Wheat is Moved.
Washington, secretary-treasurer o f the
PORTLAND. ORE Esperanto association of North Amer­
45-47 Front St,
Lewiston, Idaho--The first wheat of
the 1916 crop was shipped from this
ica, was married at the State Capitol
region Thursday by the M. H. Houser
here Sunday to John S. Horn, of San
Rupture treated mechanically.
Private
company to Chicago. The wheat was
Jose, Cal. The cremony took place in
No. 32, IBIS
fittin g rooms. Highest testimonials. R e­
P. N. U.
sult* guaranteed. Call or write.
fortyfold and was raised on the W. J.
the old chamber where Washington re­
JOHNSON A UMBARCER
Houser ranch west of Clarkston. Buy­
signed his commission as commander-
M 7 H E N irritin e Io sdrartlaan, pUaa* mm- I
411-412 Aliaky Building, Portland. Oregon
ers are now offering 85 cents for blue-
in-chief of the Continental army, and
stem or fortyfold.
was entirely in Esperanto.
( I
• Maicoaf«#r#4 n i.i r j in .
Alwaya a |o«lti«a for
you wh»a mmpmtmmt.
Complete House for Only $75 Brush fires Sweep Over large Area
in Ontario District.
DEATH USI MAY Bl INCREASED
Millmade Construction Co.,
SHOE AGENTS W ANTED
Cash For Butterfat
THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL
RED U C ED F R E I G H T R A T E 8
ELECTRIC MOTORS
AUTO WRECKING
P A R T S FOR 1-2
MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO.
General Carranza to Retire as
first Chief at farly Date
HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL '
Ship
F. M. CRONKHITE,
Oregon Hernia Institute
I
“ I bought
five boxes
o f Eureka Stumping Powder and now
I want to sell a lot o f other powder
that I have,” writes Rudolph Stadeli,
Silverton, Ore.
“ The other powder
makes me terribly sick when I try to use it, but Eiureka doe*
not give me the least headache.”
Eiureka Stumping Powder is one o f the two j
T U M P IM G
A G R IC U L T U R A L .
Eureka goes farthest and costs least in blasting stumps in
dry ground. Giant Stumping Powder saves work and money
in blasting in wet soils.
Both o f these Giant Farm Powders are made especially
to meet Western farm conditions. They are made by a
Pacific Coast company, with 50 years’ experien"? — the
company that originated all “ giant powders.” Your dealer
can supply you; if he does not, write us and we will see that
you get the genuine, which has the Giant brand on every box.
Save Money on Stump Blasting
Our valuable illustrated book, “ Better Stump Removing,”
shows you how to do it. Send us your address on a post
card and we will mail you this book and any o f four others
on Orchard Tillage, Boulder Blasting, Subsoil Blasting and
Ditch Blasting, that you care to have. W'rite for them now.
T H E G IA N T P O W D E R CO., Con.,
San Francuco
“ E v ery th in g fo r B ia e tin g ”
BRANCH OFTICES : S e « « U . Spolraoe, Portland, S«H Lnlra City, D o t c *
FALL TERM OPENS TUESDAY, SEPT. 5, 1916
Bookkeeping, Shorthand. Typewriting, Penmanship, Letterwriting,
Arithmetic, Commercial Law, and all commercial subjects taught by ex­
perienced teachers. Civil Service training a specialty. The demand for
our Graduates exceeds the supply. Write Today for Free Illustrated
Catalogue.
LINK’S BUSINESS CO LLEGE
Phone Main 5063
A. T. LINK. Principal.
Tilford Bld’g, Tenth and Morrison St«., Portland, Or.
O e h y p h e n iz ln g .
K ill A ll F lie s ! "V JZ?4
“ I Just think it should be stopped
an jw here. Daisy Fty K iller a ttiv .ts and k flb all
by law.” said the good wife, looking ~ Placed Neat.
dean, ornamental, convenient, a
up from her paper.
if i m i i I. *•* t nmTm
"What should be stopped by law, my
id o**r ; wUl not M il ■*
Injure anythin*. G**n*-
U*<J*ff*eur*. Aak toe
angel?” asked the kind husband.
"This practice of people hyphenating
Daisy Fly Killer
by <$*«>•<-*. o r « m l
their nationalities. There should be
If *ipr*»s.
|1.C*.
no German-Americans or
French- HAROLD SOMEftS, ISO D*IUIk â v*., Brookljra, N. V»
Americans or Italian-Americans. They
should all be Just plain Americans.”
"But if such a law were passed, my
a
Granulated Eyelids,
angel,” meekly suggested the kind C a 1 1 m
P f T Eye* inflamed by expo­
husband, "would that affect your prac­
sure to San, Dust and Wild
tice of signing your name ’Mrs. Eliza­
uickly relieved by Maria*
beth Hicks-M,ugley?’ ”
jekraedy. No Smarting,
But her only reply was a hyphen­
just Eye Comfort. A t
ated sniff.—Judge.
Your Druggitt’ e 50c per Bott’e. Marla* Ey*
Salve in Tube« 2 5c. ForBeok«l:beEyefree*«k
To quickly cool burns and take the Druggists or Mirinc Eye Bemetfy Co., Chicago
fire out use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
2
An
U n d e rb id d e r .
“ Y e’ll excuse me. captain,” said
O’Harrlty. addressing the commander
of the battleship, “ but is ut throe that
it costs sivin hundred dollars to fire
wan o' thim big guns?”
"Yes, O’Harrlty," said the captain.
"W hy do you aak?”
“ Oi t’ought Oi might save yez some
money, sorr," said O’Harrity. “ Sure
and Oi'll fire ’em for yez for tin."—
New York Times.
N o t C o m p la in in g .
O n e S a le s m a n a n d A n o t h e r
Mrs. Autoun wanted new shoes, so
she went into a shop, where an oblig­
ing assistant brought out a selection
for her to try on.
“ That’s strange, madam,” said he,
after many vain attempts to fit her.
"One of your feet is larger than the
other.”
Bristling with rage, the lady left
that shop and sought another. Here,
again, the assistant failed to find a
pair that would do.
"How curious, madam." he said,
“ one of your feet is smaller than the
other."
And with a beaming smile Mrs. Au­
toun bought two pairs.— Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
"So you have to wear your boy
Josh's old clothes.”
’’Yep.” replied Farmer Corntossel.
“ W'e can’t afford to waste ’em. And
there's something to be thankful for
when I think of what mother would
For sprains and bruises apply Han­
be like if Josh had been a daughter in­
ford's Balsam thoroughly. Put it on,
stead of a son.”— Washington Star.
and rob it in. Adv.
R e a l O n e s.
K i n d l y E x p la in e d .
"Has Jenks any grounds for predict­
He— Here Jones and I started in
ing a real estate boom in his neighbor­
business together, and he has retired
hood?”
“ Oh, yes. His own that he wants while I am still In the harness.
She— But then Jones isn’t a mule.
to sell.”— Baltimore American.
HOT W ATER AND “ ANURIC”
BEFORE MEALS— AND HEALTH
All people In America and especially
those who are past middle age are
prone to eat too much meat and in con­
sequence deposit lime-salts in their
arteries, veins and Joints. They often
suffer from twinges of rheumatism or
lumbago, sometimes from gout, swol­
len hands or feet. Such people are
not always able to exercise sufficient­
ly In the outdoor air or drink enough
pure water In order to sweat freely
and excrete Impurities thru the skin.
Dr. Pierce has conducted experiments
and thoroughly tested a uric acid sol­
vent at his Invalids’ Hotel and Surgi­
cal Institute which he is convinced is
many tlm<** more potent than lithla—
this he named "Anuric.” It can be had
at almost all drug stores by simply
asking for Dr. Pierce's Anuric for kid­
neys or backache. It will overcome
such conditions as rheumatism, drop­
sical swellings, cold extremities, scald­
ing and burning urine and sleepless­
ness due to constant need of getting
out of bed at night.
Our grandmothers have told our
mothers and our mothers have in turn
instructed us that in case of sickness,
resort to Dr. Pierce’s dependable
household prescriptions. These med­
icines as put up for sale by druggists
have never been recommended as
“cure-alls,” but only as superior rem­
edies for certain common and easily-
recognized diseases. Had these medi­
cines been adapted to all classes and
forms of chronic diseases there would
have been no necessity for organizing
a competent staff of expert physicians
and surgeons, to act In the treatment
of difficult, obscure and complicated
cases of chronic diseases, as Dr. Pierce
maintains in his Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute. Of his home rem­
edies the most widely known are his
’’Favorite Prescription" for womanly
troubles and rundown conditions pe­
culiar to the womanly sex; his “ Golden
Medical Discovery,” the greatest of
all herbal system tonics and vitallzers,
for stomach, liver and blood disorders,
as well as his “ Pleasant Pellets," the
tiny, tonic laxatives, overcoming con­
stipation and cleansing the system of
poisons and accumulations In the
bowel*.