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BILL IN TROUBLE
'dr. Mrs. J, T. Kellis spent
Sut day in Stay ton.
Mr. and Mrs. Baleigh Harold
and little son Kay. went |over to
t ’orvallis Sunday with ("has
t’ladek in his new car.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Flood and
[little son attended church in
Slayton Sunday and spent the
remainder of the day at the
Arthur LefTlor home.
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Al t h e
R e q u e s t of Many S ubserih r» w e R r p u b l i i h t h e F ollow ing
r o e m W h ic h A p p e a l e d O r .g nally in t h e D e n v e r Now*
I’ve not a letter, parson, from my boy away nut wv. t,
An' my ol' heart is heavy as an anvil in my breast.
To think the boy w’tose future 1 had s i proudly planned
Should wander from the p ith o' ripht ai ' come to
suc'.i an end!
1 told him when he left us, only three short years ayro.
He’d find himsell a plowin' in a mighty v rooked row
He'd miss his father's counsel, an' his mot In r's pray rs,
too,
but he said the farm was hateful, and he guessed
he’d have to go.
Liston Darby and wife and
Miss Harie Hinkle were cal lei’s
at the G. F. Harold home Sun­
il iv afternoon.
Mrs. George Reaumeof Salem,
is visiting at the A rthur Kelly
h vne this week.
1'itus Arc! or is building a row
bail ling a new v.ood house t-is
I know thar's big temptati, s for you uHoria : .*• west.
Hut Iviieved our Hilly h i i ,h ■ eon rag io resist.
An’ when
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snares.
That lie like hidden sarpe ts in iit'e's path' ay every-
wheres.
Hut Hill he promised fait ;fu to be keerful, an. allowed
He’d build a reputation th a t’d make us m gluv pr> ml:
But it seems as if my counsel sort' faded from hi mi id.
An’ row the boy's in trouble of the very wastes: kind.
weel .
S. B. Cole of Jordan, stayed
over night at the Curtis Cole
hon e Saturday.
Oliver Baker motored over to
Albany Saturday.
V. J. Phillips drove home a
nice bunch of beef steers last
week.
|£Fd. Roberts motored over to
Kingston Sunday im ruing in the
Overland he recently purchased.
Adam Sehliel was a Stayton
visitor Monday.
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His letters come so seldom that 1 somehow sort o' kr.ow’d
That Billy was a-trampin’ on a mighty rocky road.
But never once imagined he would bow my head in
shame
An’ in the dust’d waller his old daddy's honored name.
He writes from out in Portland, an. the story's mighty
short.
I just can’t tell his mother, it’d break her poor oi’
heart:
An’ s 5 I reckoned, parson, you might break the news
to her—
Bill's in the Oregon legislature; but he doesn’t say
what fur.
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C . ssifled W om en.
G r u n t W ho Will Tower.
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c ;:a in v a rie ty of th e se cu rio u s
A nne, th e iu boss In w ooden shoes,
v e in wi ineii will te ll you th a t th ey who bro u g h t B ritta n y iu th e pocket of
¡he ch ild ren so m uch th a t th e y a re her w edding gow n to h e r h u sb an d , th e
hin k in g o f ad o p tin g one o r tw o, b u t king of F ran ce, kept th e g o v ern m en t
th a t th ey "enunot lie b o th ered w ith for herself, an d w hen th e bishop of
lin in g a m an aro u n d .” I t Is m uch St. M ale p ro te ste d ag a in st th e stro n g
.. re a u su al typo, how ever, th a t pre- li cl w hi h she b u ilt to cow th e too in-
icr-i a m an aro u n d b u t c a n n o t be b o th ­ < pendent M ahw ns sh e c a rv e d on her
ered w ith children. Q uite a propor­ to w er th e Irre v e re n t Inscription, w hich
tion have no u se fo r c ith e r n m an or m ay still be re a d th ere. " G ru n t who
hildren. C are fu l o b serv ers claim th a t will, so shall it be: ’tls my p leasu re.”
th e re a re still le ft a few w om en w ho And th e to w e r "G ru n t W ho W ill”
like b o th th e m a n a n d th e eh ild re n .- i (Q ulcquen G rognei it rem ain s to this
d.lv.
Life.
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P le a sa n t P rospect.
“Yq! Isn ’t sto p p ed a t d e P a la c e hotel
befo ’. is yo’, boss?” in q u ired th e col­
ored m an w ho w as p ilo tin g a Ju st a r ­
riv e d tra v e le r fro m th e ra ilw a y sta tio n
to th e hostelrv.
“No. B ut w h a t m ak es you su re of
it? ”
“ U b k a se y o ’ g w ine d a r now , sail.”—
Puck.
W hy He Missed Her.
"So y o u 're little W illie W oodby?”
said th e uew m in iste r a f te r S unday
sc h o o l “ I calle d to see y o u r m o th er
y este rd a y , b u t u n fo rtu n a te ly sh e w as
n o t a t hom e.”
"O h. yes, sh e w as,” replied th e boy.
"b u t I g u ess sh e took you fo r th e In-
sta llm e u t m an. You look so m eth in g
like him .” — P h ila d e lp h ia P ress.
A Sty on the Eye.
A sty is n o t d an g ero u s, b u t It can be
m ost unb eco m ing and tro u b leso m e If
n o t a tte n d e d to a t its v ery s ta rt. Sties
a re d u e to th e lrrita tio u of th e hatr
follicle o u t o f w hich an ey ela sh spring»
T hey should be opened ns soon a s po»
is form ed, fo r they will n o t g et well
us long as p u s rem ains. F o r lutlam m a
tlon a n d senIIness add to v aseline flf
teeu g ra in s o f p re c ip ita te d su lp h u r. In
ap p ly in g th is o in tm e n t It is w ell to
w arm it a little, as It w ill n o t th e n be
so sticky. A pply se v eral tim es a day
until th e sty is gone.
TAKE ONE HO M E TO D A Y
N o t h i n g gives m e so m u c h p l e a s u r e ns t o see a d a i r y m a n a n d h i s wife d r i v i n g h o m e
w i t h a U. S. C r e a m S e p a r a t o r i n t h e w a g o n . I t ' s p l u m b s u r e t o c e m e n t
o u r frie n d sh ip , a n d a d d to m y f u t u r e business.
T h e l a s t “ U. S . ” t h a t left t h e s t o r e - a c t u a l l y so ld i ts el f o n i t s s a n i t a r y p o i n t s a l o n e .
Y o u see t h e wi fe w a s a l o n g , a n d s h e k n e w w h a t i t m e a n t t o k e e p o n e o f t h o s e
o l d d is c t y p e s e p a r a t o r s s w e e t a n d c l e a n .
J U S T FOLLOW
ME
“ J u s t fo ll ow m e , ” I t o l d t h e s e g o od f o lk s , “ a n d I ’ll t a k e y o u t h r o u g h t h e U n i t e d
S t a t e s S e p a r a t o r j u s t l ike y o u w e r e g o i n g t h r o u g h t h e U. S. C a p i t o l . ”
W e s t a r t e d i n w i t h t h e c a s t i r o n bo wl c h a m b e r , w h i c h i n m o s t s e p a r a t o r s is a
ro u g h , u n c l e a n a b l e c a tc h basin for grease a n d slopped m ilk as u n s a n i t a r y
a s c a n be.
B u t i n t h e U. S. S e p a r a t o r , t h e r e is a r e m o v a b le , n o n - r u s t i n g ,
s a n i t a r y lin in g f o r t h e i r o n b o w l c h a m b e r , w h i c h a b s o l u t e l y p r e v e n t s a n y
s pi l le d m i l k f r o m c o m i n g i n c o n t a c t w i t h t h e c a s t i r o n .
B u t t h e m e c h a n ic a lly w a s h e d s h i m m i n g d e v ic e i ts el f is w h a t m a d e t h e bi g h i t
w i t h t h e d a i r y m a n a n d h i s wife. I n m o s t s k i m m e r s s t ee l is u s e d , a n d r u s t g et s
busy rig h t aw ay o n t h e “ t h o u s a n d - a n d - o n c ” different parts.
I n U. S.
S k i m m e r s , n o t h i n g c a n r u s t ; t h e y a r e m a d e o f c o s t l y N ic k e l-S ilv e r , a b s o ­
lutely n o n -rusting.
T h e f r a m e o f a U n i t e d S t a t e s S e p a r a t o r is o p e n a t th e base, for e a s y c l e a n i n g .
T h e r e a r e n o e x p o s e d g e a r s , p o c k e t s , o r l e dg es t o co l le c t d u s t , g r e a s e , a n d
m i l k . Y o u c a n c l e a n o ve r i t , a r o u n d i t , a n d u n d e r it.
A n d h e r e is a n o t h e r i m p o r t a n t s a n i t a r y a r g u m e n t t h a t a p p e a l s t o all p r a c t i c a l
d a i r y p e o p l e . T h e bo wl o f t h e U. S. C r e a m S e p a r a t o r h a s o p e n i n g s a t t h e
b o t t o m w h i c h k e e p it p e r fe c tly d r a in e d . N o t h i n g s t a n d s i n t h i s bo wl a f t e r
r u n n i n g . No s l o p o v er self a n d floor a s w i t h b owl s t h a t m u s t be h a n d -
emptied.
SEEING
IS B E L I E V I N G
I w i s h every d a i r y m a n i n t h e c o u n t r y w o u l d t a k e t h e t i m e t o l ook o v er a U. S.
w h i l e I a c t a s “ g u i d e . ” T a k e a n a f t e r n o o n off, a n d d r i v e i n w i t h y o u r wife.
B e t t e r b r i n g t h e o p e n w a g o n , f o r y o u will p r o b a b l y w a n t t o t a k e o n e h o m e .
In su rance G am bling.
T h e B ritish e r's fa v o rite g am b lin g Is
in su ra n c e g am b lin g
lie w ill ta k e out
a policy a g a in s t an y th in g , from the
d e a th of th e k in g to th e loss of a horse
race by a th o ro u ghbred. M arine in s u r­
an ce g am b lin g by th o se w ho h av e no
d ire c t In te re st In th e sa fe ty of a ship
,.r p s c a r g o g rew Int o such abuse« th a t
p a rlia m e n t w as com pelled to pass a
d ra s tic a c t to p rev en t sneb gam bling
on m a rin e accidents an d losses by
th o se not o th e rw ise concerned.—L on­
don Glolie.
For Sale by PETER DEIDRICH, Stayton, Ore.
C a t t l e Sale
No Doubt.
“M oney h as w ings.”
"I suppose th a t Is w hy we speak of
ta k in g n filer.” —E xchange.
We will sell at the Geo. Chrisman farm 3 1-2 miles
South of Stayton, and 5 miles Northeast of Scio, at
Public Auction, on
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TOBACCO IS PREPARED
FOR SMOKERS UNDERTHE
PROCESS DISCOVERED IN
MAKING EXPERIMENTS TO
PRODUCE THE MOST DE­
LIGHTFUL AND WHOLE-
$O M E TOBACCO FOR CIG-
V ette and pipe sm o k er s .
P. A. puts new joy
into the sport of
smoking!
SATURDAY, MAY 27TH, 1916
may live to
Y OU
be 110 and never
Sale Commences at 10 A. M.
feel old enough to
vote, but it’s cer­
PROCESS PA TEN TED
J U L Y 3 0 T.M 19 0 7
tain-sure you’ll not
R.J.R eynolds T obacco C ompamy
know the joy and
W inston S alem .N£.USA.
contentment of a
DOES NOT BITE THE TONGUE
friendly old jimmy
pipe or a hand rolled
cigarette u n less you get on talking-terms
with Prince Albert tobacco!
The Following Described Cattle:
12 Head of Grade Jersey
Cows and Heifers for sale by Geo. Chrisman.
P. A. comes to you with a real reason for all the
goodness and satisfaction it offers. It is made by
a patented process that removes bite and parch!
You can smoke it long and hard without a com e­
back! Prince Albert has alw ays been sold without
coupons or premiums. W e prefer to give quality!
8 Head of Jersey and
Shorthorn Cows for sale by Harry Chrisman.
Prince Albert affords the keenest pipe and cigarette
enjoyment! And that flavor and fragrance and
coolness is as good as that sounds. P. A. just
All tested for tuberculosis
answers the universal demand for tobacco
without bite, parch or kick-back!
P rin c e A lb e r t i t »old e v e r y w h e re
in t o p p y r e d b o g » . S c ; t i d y r e d
ti n » , 1 0 c ; h a n d r o m e p o u n d a n d
h a l f - p o u n d tin h u m id o r » a n d
t h a t clever cry»tal-g'a»» p o u n d
h u m id o r w ith nponge-m oi»tener
t o p t h a t k e e p » t h e t o b a c c o in i a c h
s p le n d id co ndition.
Lunch Counter on the Grounds
Introduction to Prince Albert isn’t any harder
than to walk into the nearest place that sells
tobacco and ask for “a supply of P. A .” You pay
out a little change, to be sure, but it’s the cheer-
fullest investment you ever made 1
TERMS OF SALE:
year at
ringe ± A lbert
the
n a tio n a l
R_ J.
R e y n o ld » T o b a a c o C o ., W in .to n -S a le m , N . C .
C o p y rig h t
1916
by
R. J. Reynold»
8 r/ r .
Three mos. time without interest, or one
All bankable notes. 2% discount for cash.
A. L. Stevenson, Auct.
T o b a c c o C o.
0. M. Baker, Clerk.
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Geo. Chrisman
Harry Chrisman