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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (April 20, 1916)
The C o -o p e r a t iv e Plan A Farm« Tnm ll on an Auto Bv M QUAD Copyright. \ ’ th* McClur* ‘ .V c h I . A R om an ce o f O ld iM exico Pv 1 A MirCHEL Puma» and a Dog. Diiinns pen* dc-lgnliu! in be in Mis fs»lil»li «III In-- tile spurt.ip; »eil-Hui, lltltl I» piiivluisi'd n Hi ** dog m im i p ally line V j> n Evasion«. price The next d ir be * t mil shoot- Ili' Winit tl.i jm i mink. ir> ilotir> I lug III ill«1 cnvln' ,* of Mmiy \ par wu« tifiti up Itisi iilitlii mi ni) « n i tridge rose nnd I uuni t tiled wound htllll«* Slit' I killt» «till W ilt- I h : i » ing It II fell nlKHtt Ilk) feel away. jour friends i .¡tilling il» ut il r t or they \ wn\ v ci * Fie ilo : but «imply gu»s litui imoi 'I km I u i i against llii'ilutir Jamli the Ii!r*t Ibu coup <le -- nee Duma«, - UxellMIlge riit-m I'll, 1» '!; I be I ::» ,| of Ii'« gun to whip the dog Th«' do look the rnm Talking an.) L«w. ' t> t-ix trd. lb"-« Caul you d i tU« u ■ ! do let rod I elw.x'ii 1:1« H'dli r ive on his hind Slafe.V If I **'U.*I I'll liner >n.n J»Pi leg* and I h ' i ' iiii i > «lame .1 polks The famoii« author then pui curd that the as presiden! ill the ii>ni|mii< hu >I you d dm: had not Us-n trained to retrieve, l>«> I'Miklug bu i lie ene I gave up when ills fume hail lieeu iu id«' In u droits. I < ame here. Itlchluni.d Times Ins Dl«:irpnlnti'd, Imn it- i are Fid > to tin* I Hitch first pea «a tit lie met Kin- I II i it I « »ii'irteat Pigili li* IIV** htm. s tun li.'i li»;¡.;»'>i I h niti.i than «u.lnen» U t ago when .Mexico was still a I uus driving «•• rt mm Hit* ituiutry it'llh it horse nail lutii-i.' tvlifii I came Spanish |unvi;i «> there was a houss to Hie wreck of an auto In ilie ditch, I arty In ore of the h dem ias not far and a farmer was tinkering at It He from the eipttnl The hostess was a \ouii4 widow, sml several o f the bad a aietlpe. i t » « Inn an at. a cold vouag men guc»fs were suitors for rlilselai.il a sen w o'i*cl m.tl Inul work tier bind The lady. Setioro Ysat>el e l up u uloe I tile slate of |»ersplt». o hi .i. Iia-I g i n lie. heart to one of tlon. them. I ton Miguel Henares, but he did All Ms W .»«*«rt t.» Knew. "You appear to have a «re . k here.” not know It. and mother. Antonio t’o Grtyhouni i. "W hat 1 « Ilie name if thvt ijneer ral. a re out arrival from Madrid, who I said as I drew In mj l»on*e “ A greyhound 1« probably the fs»te«t linking pnrd.'ii t*-ol th ere?- "Apivarr" he sboulctl ns lie looked * ' limed to he a grande»', was his rival i-rwiture Mint move« upon the earth.” "That 1« a hnml cu.llvutor, air One a (tern m ; i when the hostess and t'p. " I f ill la isu't i lie din inlest wreck sny* a bleeder of it ■;« ' ll 1« on r»v- a nuiel e r o f her guests had been stroll Would yon like l > buy one?“ au.vbod.r ever saw I'll eat my bat!" <<ril tint a greyhound bent the famous nú <>.e¡ Hie hacienda, that Señora Ysa- "No. thank you I Just wanted to "How did It bapieui' race horse Flying I'hll ’ets An nbso- "How i|i*i anything Impien to an Is'l might shew them her fruits, upon know what you call It My nelchUw 1 lute trial In’tween horse u:ul gre.vh.mnd passing up on to the veramhi she tula* auto with a fool driving It?" has one. nnd I wanted the name of It "Was it yours';" I asked, scenting a od a fan she had I km ' ii carrying. It before I went to liorr»»w It.” —Detroit Is dillb ult. I »-valise »¡tile the hors* can be ridden al lop speed. It Is Im was ,x valuable article, being studdc«l story. Free Press. A small party had ar possible to Insure lin t the greyhound "One-(1fth of her was mine up to with Jewels will run all he eiin But a dog that Hard Tim«». lust night. .Now the whole sad icmnlns rive! at the house, the others being A gentleman In New Orleans ml**" I clous to me. Old you ever hear of strung along hi the path they had unit stint fitly yards belilml » Imre and the co-o|tcrntive plan muons farmers?" ■ oiue. Among those who were with ilsod for a man to do chorea around the overtake It within another fifty and the hostess was Antonio Coral. "I.ots o f times " house, and the advertisement was nn Mils Is alsiltt v.'hnt the g:c llunlid ilm'S "What will you give the lindar of the ■ wered by u colorc I muti. "Waal. then, this was co-oicratlon In -must surely he fa »ter than anything “ Are you married':" asked the pro sl«e Mint rtfiis and has his superior hayin' and runnln' un automobile, and fan?" he nak»*d her. "Anything I possess.•• this Is one of the results of It The *|v< tlve employ er only among the b lrl» " Detroit Free "Yourself?" "Yas. suh; I'a married.” replied the Press other result Is that I am about $900 Señora Y«r.bel li*oked at Benares, applicant, "but ii cli wife Is out of a out of iHvket and have lost a widder U rw i and Fashion*. w ho was goln' to he my wife, i f you who was also present, and with a Job. Tint's why I s got to shir foil There are throe cardinal principles want to hear all about It I'll tell you. spark in her eye and color la her uuliaelf.''—8t. lands l’ust-Dis|iatcli. among the dressmakers, milliners nnd for I guess It haln't any use to tinker chocks replied: P r«t«n i». "Yes.” designers who «et the fashions o f the any more at this blamed old thing.” As a gene rill rule, people who fin Away went all the men present ha The farmer took a seat on the mor world: tal remains of the auto ami drew a look for the fan except Beiiarez, who grimily pretend to anything nre the re V.ike Mi* fashions this t a r ho Mint Inst remained standing beside iHuia Co«- verse of that whl. Ii they pretend to your'* ni>|sir*-l cannot be rn.nl« .«or Imig breath and proceeded to say: Po not nmke tlio material« too ihirxhl«. 'There was Tom brans. Joe Baiter. < bln 1‘olllado. with whom he had In-en A man win* sets up for a saint 1» sure Make the style.« attract ve Jim Williams and SI ferkius. They walking Señora Ysa lie I looked nt him. •o t»> n sinner, and n man who boasts A French statesman, with the candor surprised that he did not outer tbe that lie Is n sinner is suro to hnv* are all farmers and Us« about here. of a humorous soul, replying lo ths They are all married a»-u. and each lists for her hand uud, frowning, went some feeble, maudlin. «til\cling bit of Into the house. After awhile those salutshtp about him. which 1» enough toast of n dressmakers' association In one has a gang of children. As for who had gone to search returned. Co to make him a humbug. -Bulwer-Lyt- l’ arls. thus finished Ills s|i«>cch. "May cie. 1 am an old bachelor, but I was y»»ur styles I*» oiue more and more at ral possessed the fan and had won the ton. n sparkin' o f the nicest widder woman widow. tractive, your material more nnd mora in this county. The four men I hav# flimsy." To have completed the Ideal he Evidently his being the finder In England's Income Tax. mentioned come over to my bouse one stead of Benarez was a matter of In tile nature of a »n r tax the I«- need only to have added. “ Your changes evenin’ n month ago. nnd Tom Evans great displesure lo Señora Ysnbel Car come tax «'n» first Imposed In England more amt more sudden, extreme nnd he asks if 1 would go in with 'em on dona. She gave no sign o f not accept by Pitt In 1701» It whs n temporary •ximnslve." Harper's Weekly the co-operative plan to buy an auto. ing the situation, but no one was sur» imposition and »n s graduated on all " 'How much?' says l. whether she would engage herself to Incomes from $200 to 11.000 a year, Mart« ■ Social Outcast. " *A thousand.' says be. Coral or not. Coral certainly had rea with a tax of 10 |ier cent on ull In In court circles In England It Is a “ That's $2.ri0 each ’ son to suppose that she would, for she comes over $1,000. Addington relm- serious matter to Incur royal dlsplea* “ ’Jest so. Sam.' nt once l>egnn to treat him as a fiance, posed the tax when the war with ure The man or w oman who does so "And the auto was bought?" I especially when Benarez was present. France broke out in 1**03. and the rata Intentionally ceases to In* rocognlseil queried. During the evening a party of the was fixed at ."> i»er cent on Incomes of by his majesty, which means social "She was. sir. She arrived here glis men guests. Including !>oth Coral aud $730 a yenr and over. On hla return to extinction The offender's tinme 1« tenin' like a star, and she excited th# Benarez. were In the billiard room. power In 1»03 Pitt continued the tax, wonder of folks for ten miles around. Coral nsked Benarez If he would play struck out *>f the visiting list of every and It was gradually Increased until We got a feller from town to show us n game with him. 1815. when It was abrogated. Peel re person who Is anybody In society, nnd how to run her. and In atiout a week "I play only with honorable men." vived it. however, for purely fiscal rea should the offender be a man he Is po we was all ready to glide around the was the reply. sons In 1812. and. although his original lltely Informed that Ills resignation country. Bein' l was a single man and For a few moments there was the Intention was to im|>osc It only foe from his club or < tubs would not be mightily In love with a widder. they Ftillncss of death In the room. Every three years, It has continue»! ever si«c«. out o f place. No man or woman of said I might take the auto out first one present knew that the Insult re ■tx-lal repute till In future know him which was very decent of them I felt qulrvd resentment, and It was gen and If he la* In the army or navy he sure I could run the machine as good erally suppose 1 that something under has no option but lo resign, for be will as any man in the state. It was a lay the affair. Then Coral left the Ind himself cut dead by every one of bright moonlight night, and the whip room. fils brother officers. —London M. A. P. poorwills were slngin' and the katy The next morning Señora Ysabel. dids chirpin’, and that widder woman who was troubled that one mnn should Evidence Stayton R eader* W ill should promise to be mine before we have wou her hand when she wanted Appreciate. GOODNESS. returned.” another, awoke very early and lay “ And did she?” was asked as ths thinking what to do In the matter Doan's Kidney Fills have done splen- j farmer heaved a long sigh. Do not b« *« 16 ■ h in your good- Hearing men's voices under her win did work in this locality. "She didn't, stranger, and 1*11 tell dow. she got out of bed and »aw nets. Y o u r goodn««« ia of no Have merited the unstinted praise you why. We had gone about a mils Benarez and another of her men guests they have received. u i * if you ar« not good to o th as steady as an old horse when ths ¡caving the house. The man with Here’s evidence of their value that e r*. T h * good of goodn*»* is auto shied at a stone in the road, ran Benarez carried rapiers under his arm through n rail fence, wrecked the auto, th a t you can w rap o th « r* in - It was evident that something was none can doubt. It's testimony from this loealit\ and the widow gave me fits." about to happen, the cause of which ■Id« it. It ought to b * lik« a big "It pets Interesting.” I said. she did not understand. Hurriedly twice-told and well confirmed. cloak th a t you hava on, on a oold "Kinder interestin', stranger—kinder putting on her clothes, she went out Such endorsements are unique in the [ n ig ht, w hil« the shivering p a r so. We got a machinist to tinker 120 into a corridor, where she met Doua annals of medicine. son next to you h a t non«. If worth of tinker, nnd the old machine Concilla Poblado, to whom she told Should convince the most skeptical could run again. Then It was Tom's what she had seen. you don't m a t« us« of your Stayton reader. turn. He has a wife and five children, " I can explain that,” said Dona goodn«««, w h a t is th« good of Mrs. M. Custer, 015 E. Third St.. and they all piled la They was clip- Conchia, "but will do so later. Hurry it?— M r«. Clifford. pin' along as happy as larks when after these men if you wish to prevent Albany, Ore., says: “ A cold which set tled in my kidneys brought on an acute they came to a crossroad. The auto bloodshed." • -* -S- S- S-S'-t-S” I was so , was fot keepln’ straight ahead. Tom The two women ran downstairs and. attack of kidney trouble. wanted to turn to the right and his meeting one of the Indian servants, weak and lame that I could scarcely FIRST BALL GAME wife to the left, and the result was nsked him which way the gentlemen move. The kidney secretions were i that the machine run Into and knock had gone. He told them, nnd they fol frequent in passage and bothered me ed over the guidepost and then tried lowed ns fast ns they could to an ope» at night. Doan’s Kidnev Fdls cured The first hall game of the season w h s to climb a fence. The whole family space Inclosed by surrounding treaa me.” (Statement given February fith, 1 (lulled off at Shaw Friday, April 14, took a spill and was scattered for where a number of duels bad been when the Stayton High crossed hats twenty rods around. No one was kill fought. There they found Benarez and 1906.) Over Six Years Later, Mrs. Custer with the ShrtW-Aumsville aggregation. ed. and there wag no broken bones, Coral in their shirt sleeves, each hold but the bruises are yet blue, and Tom ing a rapier, about to fight. On the said: “ I use Doan's Kidney Pills or-j According to the High School Bugle it still walks bent over like an old man ground were their reeonds and several casionally and they never fail to give was a walkover for Stayton with a on account o f the jar to his spine. By other of the men guests. score o f 16 to 2. good results.” this time we hod all got skeery of the Klecker, Hurt, Tate and Keerh cov “ Gentlemen," said the widow, "what Price 50c, at all dealers. Don’ t sim machine; but. It bein’ now Jim's turn right have you to mar my party In this ply ask for a kidney remedy—get ered themselves with all kinds o f glory, and be not wantin' to be called a cow- ! way? What you nre doing is an In Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that securing several doubles, many two urd. he took ont his family for a prome sult to me and all my other guests.” Mrs. Custer had. Foster-Milbutn Co., and three baggers and a home run. The nade As the other accidents had oc- The two principals paused, but nei next game wiil be announced later. Props., Buffalo, N. Y. cured at night. Jim went out In th# ther replied. afternoon. He thought there might bs “ I think,” said D>»na Conrhta. "that somethin' In the night air that affect- I can explain It, and since the one oth e<l the old critter. There was seven in er who should explain It seems not In the family, and they was climbin' the clined to do so, J will tell what I bill beyond the red ridge when all to know. Ysaliel. when you took hold a t on> e the auto gave a snort and atop- a vine yesterday afternoon you drop ped In her tracks ped your fan. It fell Into tall grass. '• 'What's the matter?’ asked Jim's Don Antonio presently picked It up and wife. put It in his pocket. Walking home " ’ Dtimed if 1 know, but she's got to with Señor Benarez. I told him what I 3 lb Dried Apples 25c Men’s Tan Canvas Shoes goT he answers had seen.” "And she did go, sir—she went back 3 lb ” Peaches 25c $2.25 values pt $1.98 The stniement occasioned a marked wards. There was screamin' and yell 3 lb Black Figs 25c Men’s White Canvas Shoes in' and swearin', and Joes wife slap- 1 surprise In all present. It seemed lin- 25c 1.50 values at 1.29 pcil his face, but nothin’ did any good. posslble that a grandee of Spain could 3 Cans Peas That auto kept on goln backwards have descended to so dishonorable an 3 Cans Corn 25c Boys’ White Canvas Shoes until it duui|ied them all In the river, act. Coral turned pale and red by 3 Cans Tomatoes 25c 1.00 values at 88c which was iibotit three feet deep at turna. Señora Cardona snld to him: 1 lb Cheese “ What have you to say. I»on Antonio, 25c Youth’s White Canvas Shoes ih.-it time They was shook up and Irnlsed and half drowned, but they fo the charge?" 4 lb Macaroni 25c 75c values at f>8c were lucky for all that. They waded 1 “ I cannot dispute the word of a 3 lb Gincer Snaps Ladies’ White Canvas Pumps 25c lady.” was the reply. utf< red In a asliiup and left the old unto lyin' no 20c 2.00 value» at 1.7.5 voice scarcely audible and with u bow 25c can best Pineapple Its lia-k In the liver.” "Blit you got It out again?” I nsked. so low that tils fa ce was Invisible. i Gallon Chicken Fountain 30c Misses’ White Canvas Oxfords * e « < • « "Yes We had to." was the reply. ! "Put np your sword», gentlemen. 40c 90e values at 78e ” lt was In tryln' to get the old critter | Señor Bensrez. will you accompany 2 60c Child’s White Canvas Oxfords borne ag'ln that she suddenly bolted ; me back to the house?” ami run into a telegraph (Kile and ; Benarez tossed his rapier toward his 35c can Squirrel Poison 28c 85c values at 69c second and, with the hostess, followed wrecked herself ns you see her " ’’ Aud she won’t be tinkered up by the others, except Coral, left the ground. Coral took the fact that he again ?" "She can't he There's nothin' left was not Invited to return as a dismissal to tinker, unless the blacksmith thinks and went Ills way. be can milk-> five wise men out o f the The widow married Benarez. and It five fools who bought her and lost was learned afterward that Coral was about $230 apiece I used to think co not known In Madrid, hut w-ns a gam operation of farmers was a Ix-autlftil bier from Cordova, which place he had thing, hut dum my cats If l ain’t i>eon obliged to (Ice, having killed a through with it!" man under criminal flmimstan ea. A CONFIRMED STATEMENT Grocery Bargains White Canvas Shoes t ou sa doliti Ön T he M arch K ind’s r . " . ly name is I nown wherever music holds its own, w herever drums and cymbals throb, and orchestras hold down their job. A Sousa march just mention that, and mark h ow people smile thereat; they know w hat Sousa’s music is; it smelody without the fizz; it’s full o f energy and pep, und makes old gruybeards dunce a step; they hear the sound o f marching m en.ofchurgers trotting down the glen, the shock o f battle und the roar, und billows beating on the shore. And Sousa, w hen he would compose that music which the whole world knows, JOHN PHILIP SOUSA A n J HU Dmnd, 3 m j / fills up his pipe with good old " T u x ” ” A l! (A* vim, tntrfy (n am e t’other bn.nds, and he says, and tnihutiatm im "ShucksI” ). Tuxedo is the smoke o f Ini• (A* playing •/ * T As Start and SlHpat Far- men w h o do big things with lyre or •o «f'* m find In litt Moody uta •/ l anda. ” pen, w h o make the old world's wheels H jg £ • -»* . go round, whose names will dow n the JmdNuEaMnRamd ages sound. Lik«» It Than. THE “WHYS" HAVE IT ” D*> you like to work?" “ Yea, when I lone a go*xl thing."— Exchange. C o ntortionist. A Pori hern lows editor, evidn Fy litboring under gres* rltvHs o f Ihought from inn h o t sight of the le w s| r ng Explained. millinery creations, went into his den Pickens Why have you nlcknaniml and penned the following: your wife Crystal? Dlckena—lleeaua» " I f n man went down town with in* •he Is always on the watch. 1 hold dolled up in a three n>rner»-ri din W as te fu l. Of course women are wasteful Ju«t gus with kinks and curlccua and :• n.l'a see the way the) kl«s each oilier — tad and chicken's head pinned on one I side, und a young w ink broom and a Baltimore Sun | bunch of spring onions on the other T ru e Love. The course of true love doesn't al side, and two strips of red fiannel hu> g- ways run hiiumi M i . Sometimes It ends ing down in Ilie rear, he would t v ar In marriage —l.ondon Fnn rested and (Isnuned in the Isml v list. h. W h eat For th« Orid«. Hut a woman run do it and gel svv. y In Eiiglnnd It was formerly Ilie cus W hy?" tom to throw wheat over the bride with it In reply a brother from the soutl i rn and not rice. part of the state, down r.cur the A «• Luxuriee. Stella—An elopement 1« cheaper than eouri boundary, comes buck a t h m a wedding. Bella And marriage 1* with the following bit of rhetoric which c hen per Ilian divorce New York Sun. In- evidently gather* front the “ Higl.ta T im e to Dr«««. of the Town” as he see* them: When Japanese women go to the the "W ell, we don’ t know. If a won-mi ater they begin dressing for It tile day wmt down town with a big wad o f lo- I is fore Jellyfish«*. i baci-o in her im mb, sto»d around on The bodies of Jellyfishes nre so soft tbe corner and squirted the juice all that they nre often destroyed by their t over everythiug, swore every other own weight. breath, used foul language and swi g* A M illio n B rick*. A million common bricks. If piled g*-r«-d around, and often got deed drunk without mortar, would mnke n cube she would soon In- arrested. But a man measuring about forty feel can do it und get away with it. Why? A London p.t|»-i ucfiiN«*a n ixilltlctHn of sitting on ilie (cnee and hilling his head In the «and l.ondou Glolw A nother Good Place. "W e can't nil dwell on 1’ nsy street." "No. hut we ran all live on the square.” —I/oulsvllle < 'mirier Journal. SURPRISE PARTY F ull Rigged Ship. On Saturdav evening, April 15, a A full rigged ship hae thirty-three party o f young folks surprised Clyde sails, fourteen o f which are Jibe und Buffer al his home, the evasion being foresails. the turning of another milestone of life. T he S tu a rt C arn atio n. Tbe bright red Passionate cnrnatlon The evening was pleasantly xi>ent in was the flower of the royal house of an unusual pleasant manner, tbe gun i s Stuart. i being Very full of jollity. Dragon F lic *. A fter a|K.‘nding a pleasant time re For the first two years o f their lives dragon files live nt the bottom o f a freshment* of ice cream ami cake were served after which there was some (Mind. M atrim o n y . singing and playing by th«. company, Matrimony Is like freemasonry—h° j Clyde was the recipient of a number of one knows the secret until he I# Initiat beautiful gifts, also good as he ran ed. It la like an eel trap—very easy to j testify by th»' sweets contained in one get Into, hut hard to get out of. It Is , box. In Its first stage like a wind that fans the llninc of love, hut too much fan WILL HAVE TRYOUT ning blown It nil out. It U everything contradictory, sweet or hitter, Just as It Is taken. In short It Is— Luther ( ’ole, our local base bad pitch« l.'ke n glaring light P la c 'd In n window on n sum m er's night. j or, will try out with the Salem bunch A llu rin g nil the itmrrtH o f the air next Sunday, having played a few in T o com e nnd singe ilie lr pretty -vlnglel* nings with them last week. (kilo is there. Those who nre out butt heads ngnlust the the best Stayton has in his line and pans; will miik*' good in th«' Capital City. Those who «re In butt to get out ngsln. —Exchange. K- - i »tth H I1" Gloves at Cut Prices Gloves at Cut Prices Mule skin Gauntlet Gloves 65c values 48c Riding Gauntlet Gloves 1.75 values 15c values 12c 1.49 Hooded Gauntlet Gloves Leather face Heavy Can. Gloves 90fe values 22c 1.75 values 1.59 Ladies Goatskin Gauntlet Gloves Combination Horsehide Gloves 65c values 48c 125 values 98c All Calfskin Gloves Smoked Calf Riding Gloves 1.50 values at 1.19 1.25 values 98c Mens Doeskin Riding Gloves Soft Tan Horsehide Gloves 1.65 values at 1.38 1.65 values 1.38 Mens Black Auto Gloves “ Star” Horsehide Gaunt. Gloves 1.75 values 1.48 1.50 value 1.19 Knit Wrist Canvas Gloves 10c values at 7c You can get Price Cutters It for less at for Cash Aumsville and West Stayton SPEER’S