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NEW PERKINS HOTEL K If Ik Mid W ashington MU.. P o rtlan d . Or. The homelike a tupping place for those who appreciate the dollar's full worth. R m m » I lk llalli. H w a » I l k IM a rtia d H ath llr a a k fa .t I lla n .r . ta l . Ig a r b o v a . . I' - I IH» . Fem inina. "T hera la one good thing about buy ing a really handsom e and expensive dross," said Mrs. Hunting to Mrs. L ar kin. "W hat Is th a t?" “Why, you feel as though you really ought to buy ano th er not quite ao good to save your best one.”—i*uck. Even th e Children. "An em busqiie In French, a Blacker In England, moans a man who shirks the dangerous duties of war, and am ong the w arring nations th e pur suit of em husques and slacken goes on relentlessly .” The speaker was Edna W allace Hop per, who has Just retu rn ed from Franco. Hhe continued: "Kveii the little children tak e th e ir SUMtll pari In thin y l — US— pursuit. They tell u story about a little girl In Parts whose m other nald to h er In tho Boise: " 'Look In th a t big autom obile— iimt I- ii'ii. Joffre.' "T he little girl looked a t th e v en er able com m ander-ln chief and frowned. “ 'M amm a.' she nald severely, 'why Isn't he In the trenchesT' “ ^ Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School Ihky and night clnaaoa. F*|mrt training In rv|»*irtmr. tlrlving and machín# work, Inrtuiting furar. lath*«, «hat^r, drill i»r»e*. tractor«, ft»* Tlm<* Qi)limlt*l. t'OMI'K.- TKNT « IIAltKFUltltrt AND MM IIAN- ICV » U I 'I 'l . l F D W K lT fc UH H A W TH O R N E A U TO S C H O O L ' T h e only AutumoliilK Hch««it on th e l*a- eifir t ’>a«t m aiittain in g n t.a« Trartur D ip l . t s in g H i l l t il U n H I U r , < L ltr»i T rarltlayer and W hrel Tractor*. both In lit« arhool an i u peratln g field. 4 i i lla w th o i ne A te .. P o rtla n d . O ra. GOOD MONEY for BUTTERPAT Ktrhantfr your I'rotluff for («nod l\ Irosi Ws want 1 ream, Kgs a. loultry. Drraaod M—U Mths u» your n n l nhipirrnl. H A Z E L W O O D CO. P o rtla n d , O re g o n . Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires M—lr fm m your uld onou f.» « l long ns fir» 'i N«*w T lr r a WIC AlsIftO IIIIY Ol.D TIKKM. fur Junk. )b m p»y as httfh *• 10 c per III for su rh un w v c«n uw« in D oubl# Tr+axl w ork. iut«l tb * hitfhcuit m ark et S h ip yt»ur T in « » t on e# or w rit# un. OftEtOft VULUftUDfc CO. SSO V« i Si. f.tlâ*. On. A Cartoon Jab From India. Many nutlons have expressed their b ittern ess again st Uncle Bain for ''m aking money out of the w ar.” We have been held up to ridicule Im par tially by England, G erm any, Greece, France. Italy nnd Japan. Now India may be added to the list. In a cartoon from Hindi Punch, of Bombay, repro duced by Cartoons Magazine, Uncle Ham and Japan are seen, each with large money hugs under hta arm s. Tho caption reads "M ake Hay W hile the Bun Shines," and underneath we read: Jap : “ I'm filling iny bag w ith In dian silver while the A ustrians nnd G erm ans are busy with the war. And you?" Y ankee: "Ditto, ditto. And som e th in g more. I'm filling mine w ith tho gold of the allies, besides." W elsh Product. K. G. Grace, president of the nethte- hem Bteel com pany, said In W ashing to n : “Though we can get any prlco we nsk for our m unition products from Kurope, we haven't Increased our price to the American governm ent one cent. "Y et th e re uro people who, In the face of this, necuse us of overcharging Uncle Sam These people nre as Indl crously Ignorant as the schoolboy who w as asked: " 'W h a t do we get from W ales?' “ 'Jonahs,' the schoolboy answ ered.” A Fireside Grouch. "C harley, dear," said young Mrs. T orklns, "you enn never com plain th a t I am a frivolous society wom an.” "No. Your Idea of a pleasan t even ing Is to sit down and nsk mo to ex plain all about preparedness, tho bal ance of trnde, orders In council, and tho subnm rtno controversy all In two hours and a half." W ashington S tar He Knew. “ Did you ever know th a t there Is a lot of symbolism connected with a deck of cards? H earts, for Instance, signify love.” “ Yes, I know. Last night 1 held n spado flush ngalnst four accs and I had to dig." Never Mixes 'Em. "H ave you studied political econ om y?” "No, sir. Kconomy Is all rig h t In Its place. I’m one of thoso who be lieve keeping business out of politics." — W ashington Star. P. N. U. No. 14. 1916 I U H E N w r ltla c io ad vertía ' tio n itila papar. les Is Used in O rchards to Retard Budding. N ear Luting, T exas, a num ber of or- chnrdtsta a re trying out a ra th e r In- terentltiK pluati of retard in g the bud ding of th e ir fru it trees until all d an ger of dam age by late frosts has passed T he experim ent consists of burying about fifty pounds of Ice around the base of a tree when the w euther becomes mild early In the season. The supply la replenished at Intervals of two weeks until It is safe in allow tho too— to burgeon, ice la being supplied to several grow ers by a local producer to encourage th e te st with a f»-w trees Although a consid erable expenditure would he rep re sented w ere the schem e csrrled out on a really targe acale. It m ight not prove excessive If successful In pre venting crop losses. I a te fro sts are n source of much anxiety to grow ers of early fruits, not alone in th e South, but elsew here as well.—From the April I ’opulnr Mechanics Magazine. H anford's Balsam, large sites. Adv. Kconomy H opeless Remedies. J. P. Morgun said at a dinner In New York: "T he G erm an financial position Is desperate. T he rem edies proposed for It rem inds me Of the home-thief. "Two men w ere sentenced by a vigi lance com m ittee to be hanged for horse stealing, and th e rope was sw ung from a bridge over a river. "B ut th e first horse thief got off. Tho noose slipped, he fell Into the w uter aud swam down strea m to safe ty- "W hen they cam e to deal w ith the • i - -ml h o r s e th ie f , he said anxiously, a s they tied th<- rope 'round hta neck: “ ‘Make su re o' th a t noose th is time, w on't you. gents? I c a n 't sw im .'" B etter th an a p laster—H an fo rd ’* Ilulsam when thoroughly applied. Adv. F air Enough. "I.ook here, H iram ," aald SI, "w ken N- yon g"in' to pay me them $8 for p astu rin ' your heifer? I've had h e r now for about 10 w eeks." "W hy, HI, th e r c ritte r a in 't w orth mor'n $ 10 ." "W ell, s'p o sln ’ I keep h er fer w hat you owe mo?" "N ot by a Jugful! Tell you w hat I'll do; keep h er two w eeks m ore and you can have her.” Portland — W heat — Blueatem, kee per bushel; fortyfold, 87c; rad Fife, 8Be; club, 86c; red Russian, 86c. H ay- E astern Oregon tim othy, 121 4(22 per ton; valley tim othy, $10; a l falfa, $20. M lllfeed Spot prices: Hrsn, $2.V<i 28.60 per to n ; shorts, $26.60 46 26; rolled barley, $31.604(32.60. Corn— Whole, $37 per to n ; cracked, $38. V egetables— A rtichokes, 75<<(90c per dozen; tom atoes, $3.76 per c ra te ; cab bage, $1.266(2.60 per hundred; garlic, 10c per pound; poppers, 174 (<l 20c; eggplant, 224 c; horseradish, 84c; cau liflower. Il.3 6 u tl.6 0 ; celery, $4.60 per o rate ; lettuce, $2.26; cucumbers, $1.26 <ui 1.60; spinach, $1 <Ui 1.16 per box; asparagus, 104(16c per pound; rhubarb, $ 1 . 664(2 per box; peas, 94( 10c per pound. P otatoes — Oregon, $1.406(1.60 per sack ; Yakim aa, $1.60 (0 1.76; new Florida, 10 4( 12c per pound; sw eets, $3.266(3.60 per hundred. Onions — Oregon, buying prices, $1.60 f. o. b. shipping point. G reen F ru it — Apples, $14(1.60 per box; cranberries, $11 per barrel. Kggs — Job b in g p rices: Oregon ranch, candled, 20c per dozen; un candled, 1846(19<*. P oultry — Hena, 16c per pound; springs, 16c; stags, 12c; broilers, 20 4 (26c; turkeys, live, 186(20c; turkeys, dressed, choice, 244(26c; ducks, 134( 16c; geese, 10c. B u tter — P rices from w holesaler to re ta ile r: Portland city cream ery prints, 60-pound case lots, standard grades, 84c; low er grades, 31c; O re gon country cream ery prin ts, 60-pound case lota, standard makes, 81<&38c; low er grades, 304(804c; packed in cubes, 2c less. P rices paid by jobbers to producers: Cubes, ex tra s, 294(30c; firsts, 27<«,274e; d airy b u tte r 14<&184c; b u tte rfa t. No. 1, 38c; No. 2, 80c. V eal— Fancy, 11$4(12c per pound. P o rk — Fancy, 114(114c per pound. H op»—1916 crop, 104(13c per pound; 1916 contracts, 114<(i-12c. Wool— E astern Oregon, 20(g,30c per pound; valley, 27 46 28; m ohair, O re gon, 30o/,31c per pound. C ascara bark — OI<f and new, 4c per pound. C a ttle — S teers, choice grain and pulp, $8 <m 8.60; choice hay, $7.50 4( 8.15; good, $7.254(7.50; medium, $7 4(7.25; cows, choice, $6.504(7; good, $6.26 4 ( 6.60; medium, $5 60 4( 6.25; heifers, $4 4 ( 7 ; bulls, $2.60 40 5.76; stags, $36(5.25. Hogs — P rim e light, $9.20 46 9.85; good to prim e, $8.2661.9; rough heavy, $86(8.25; pigs and akipa, $ 84 ( 8 . 26 . Sheep — Y earlings, $7.76 60 8.25; w ethers, $6.756(8; ewes, $6.266(6.76; lambs, $8.766(10. S tead y E g g M ark et L oo k ed For. Portland— T he egg m ark et has set- ' tied a t th e 18-cent basis, w here it will probably rem ain during th e re st of the storage season. I t ia expected, w ith w arm er w eath er a t hand, th a t : receip ts will increase fast, b u t th is is not likely to cause any difference in th e m arket, as speculators are pre pared to ta k e all th a t come in a t th is r r O W A R D E . I1UR TO N — A naaycr a n d O w m t a t | price. A l lyoadvillc, Colorado, R porim on p r i e : Gold. The follow ing notice to eg g shippers S ilv er. 1 „•«,!. |1 : Co ld. S liv er. 7hc; Gold 60r; Zlne or C opper, f i. M ulling en v elo p e s and fu ll p r ie s list has been issued by a leading local s e n t on a p p lica tio n . C ontrol and U m p lr# w ork ao- b u y e r: Ucltod. R éféren ça : C arb onate N a tio n a l bank. “ To fa c ilita te th e rapid tran sactio n of business during th e eg g -sto rin g sea Von Jagow as a C artoonist. "L ike his distinguished superior son, we have decided to suspend the E m peror W ilhelm ," says C artoons established rule for g rad in g eggs dur Magazine, "H e rr G ottlieb von Jagow , ing th e m onths of March, A pril and G erm an secretary for foreign affair*. May, 1916, and su b stitu te th e re fo r th e Is a ca rto o n ist and designer. W hen | follow ing sim ple and, we believe, en- not engaged in w riting notes to Secre I tire ly ju s t method of buying eggs at, ta ry L ansing he ts busy w ith his pen as it is commonly called, ‘case co u n t.’ cil. As you en ter tils offlM you will Prices quoted will be fo r fresh un observe a large clean b lo tter on his washed h en s’ eggs as b ro u g h t to m ar desk, and this, ns ho talks, he g rad u al ly ro v ers with sketches. H is serv an t k et by th e producer (not culled or brings him n new b lo tter for every vis skim m ed) and to w eigh in reg u lar 30- dozen standard No 2 eg g cases not less itor." th sn 64 pounds. Such eg g s shall be known and designated aH ‘fresh cu rren t W illing to Change. "T here Is n very excellent reason re c e ip ts .’ I t is fu rth e r understood th a t 'fre s h c u rren t re c e ip ts’ shall be why a girl shouldn't sm oke.” accepted as good delivery if th ey do "W hat?" she dem anded. "M akes h er less agreeable to kiss." not show to exceed two dozen d irtie s "W ell, I'll w ait till Somebody w ants and cracks per case of 80 dozen.” to kiss me.” she said, "w hen they do I'll give up c ig a re ts—and ta k e to a A sparagus H igher; R hubarb L ow er. pipe.”— W om an's Home Companion. P ortland — A sparagus was firm er Tuesday in response to higher prices For Cash. in C alifornia, and th e local m ark et "T he C lym ers a re determ ined to get Into society, no m a tte r how much was advanced to 10 and 16 cents. C alifornia rh u b arb was ea sie r a t $1.66 It costs.” and $2 per box, according to grade. "W h at have they done now ?” “ L ast year they bought a coat of A nother shipm ent of Oregon cauli arm s nnd a fam ily tree for th em flower arriv ed and it was held firm a t selves. anil now th ey 're try in g to buy $1.35 and $1.50 per dozen. a pedigree for th e ir dog.” T here has been an advncei in or anges in C alifo rn ia and h ig h er prices T he Growler. are looked for on th e s tre e t in th e near Bacon—Your dog? fu tu re. A single car of bananas a r E gbert—No, my w ife’s. rived in P ortland Tuesday. "Uld the dog growl when you had to muzzle him ?” London Wool S ales Now O ver. "No, hut my wife did.”—Y onkers London — The wool auction sales S tatesm an. do sed Monday w ith offerings of 8600 f la r e H e a lt h j , S tr o n g , B e a u t if u l R j« a The selection w as good and it O c u lis t« a iu l P h y s ic ia n « u s e d M u r in e K j e bales. R em ed y m a n j y e a r s b e fo r e It w a s o ffe r e d a s a was readily absorbed a t firm prices. D o m e s t i c E y e M e d i c i n e . M u r in e la S t ill C om The fe a tu re of th e series was th e re p o u n d e d b y Ovir P h y s ic i a n s a u d g u a r a n t e e d by th e m tit a K cliah lw R e lie f fo r E y e s t h a t N e e d cent recovery in m ost grades in a n tic i r a r e . T ry It In y o u r R y e s a n d In B a b y 's E y e s — pation o f fu rth e r governm ent orders. No S m a r t in g — J u s t E y e C o m fo r t. B o y M u rin e The usual A m erican dem and w as lack of y o u r D r u g g is t — a c c e p t n o H u b s tlt u te , a n d it through difficulty in g e ttin g li i n t e r e s t e d w r it e fo r B o o k o f t h e E y e F r e e . ing, 1U U 1N I I Y K R E M E D Y C O ., C H IC A G O censes. Com pared w ith th e la st auc tions, fine m erino and cross-breds | d o sed unchanged, w hile o th e r grades 6 to 10 per cen t lower. E ighty-seven .3 0 ® thousand bales w ere sold. w / a * K ir s tin You can do it with our new Doybk Leverage 6 Speed' KIKST1N. Move and operate it alone. Output!* foil , ! horaea. Absolute aatisUction guaranteed o r y ' money back. 7 modela to choose from. ’ tr M o u t low ra s a * will lim ra n a voi «s (.Nirewu fectltndLOm u> In NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS G ood O ffers fo r K lam ath Wool. K lam ath Falla, Or. — George Mc G innis, a wool buyer fro m Red Bluff, Cal., who buys wool in th is county every year, was in tow n recen tly look ing a fte r business in te re sts . He is offering 22 cents a pound for coarse wool fo r sp rin g deliveries. Sheepmen hereabouts view th e wool outlook w ith aa much pleasure as laat season. HOW MRS. BEAN MET THE CRISIS Carried Safely Through Change of Life by Lydia E. Pinkham ’« V egetable Compound. N ash v ille,T en a—-"W hen I was going through the Change of Life I had a tu mor as large as a child’s head. The doctor said It was th ree years coming and gave me medi cine for it until 1 was called a w a y from th e city for so m e ti m e. O f course 1 could not to him then, so >y sister in-law told e th a t she thought Lydia E. Pinkham s V egetable Com pound would cure It. I t helped both th e Change of Life and the tum or and when I g ot home I did not tu rd the doctor. I took the Pinkham remedies until the tum or wits gone, the doctor said, and I have not fe lt it since. I tell every one how 1 was cured. If this le tte r will help others you are welcome to use i t . " —Mrs. E. II. B e a n , 626 Joseph Avenue, Nashville, Tenn. Lydia E. Pinkham ’a V egetable Com pound, a pure remedy containing the ex tractiv e properties of good old fash ioned roots and herbs, m eets the needs of woman s system a t this critical period of her life. T ry i t I f t h e r e Is a n y s y m p t o m in y o u r c a s e w h ic h p u z z le s y o u , w r i t e t o t h e L y d ia K . P i n k h a m M e d ic i n e C o ., L y n n , M a s s . WEEKS’ BREAK U P-A -C O LD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 26c of your ir d di ru g g ist e.—Aav. I t ’s good. Take nothing else. Acute Hearing. A num ber of candidates for th e po lice force w ere being questioned by a doctor the o th e r day. aud a p retty stiff exam ination it was. too. At length It cam e to te stin g the m en's sense of h earing, and aald the exam iner: "Do you see th is w atch?" “ Yea." “ Do you h ea r It tick?" “C ertainly; quite plainly.“ “ Stand fu rth e r back." C andidate re tire s th ree paces. “Do you h ea r it now?” "Y es.” "W ell, you m ust be sm art, fo r the w atch has n ot been going for a w eek." —Chicago H erald. HOW WONDERFULLY RESINOL SOOTHES ITCHING SKINS! SMHW6 Of SUSSEX 10 K PROUD; PRESIDED! DAY ASK OPEN RUPTURE W ashington, D. C.—P resid en t W il son’s patience b a a reached th e point or exhaustion In connection with the destruction of passenger-carrying ves sel* In the E uropean w ar zone. He la g athering all the facta In relation to the sinking of the Sussex. W hen these are In his possession he will de cide w hether to advise congress th a t a situation has arisen which necessi ta tes a ru p tu re of diplom atic negotia tions w ith Germany. So far as the s ta te d ep artm en t has been advised the circum stances thus fa r developed: F irs t—T h a t th e q u arterm aster of the Sussex saw th e torpedo coming and sheered aw ay In th e hope of es caping. Second—T h a t the th ree A merican p assengers aw ear they distinctly saw th e w ake of the torpedo. T hird—T h a t a bronze fragm ent was found on board th e Sussex which a F rench officer says was a p a rt of a G erm an torpedo. L ie u ten a n t Sm ith, th e A m erican naval a tta c h e In P aris, h as been di rected to exam ine th e fragm ent. If his opinion should coincide w ith th a t of th e F ren ch o fficer P re sid en t W il son will conclude th a t th e circu m stan tial evidence is sufficient for action. T he G erm an em bassy does n ot be lieve th a t a G erm an su b m arin e was responsible for th is catastro p h e. It Is pointed o ut th a t th e re w as no m ilitary ad v an tag e to be gained by th e sinking of th e Sussex. In case of th e im prob able, how ever. It Is d eclared positively th a t th e G erm an g o v ern m en t will dis avow th e a c t of th e su b m arin e com m ander, punish him, o ffer rep a ra tio n and satisfy th e A m erican governm ent th a t th e o u trag e w as in d ire c t viola tion of th e In stru ctio n s issued by the G erm an adm iralty. But th e p resid en t Is a t th e point w here such step s a re of no conse quence. T he fact in th a t G erm any gave explicit assu ran ces th a t p assen g er ships would n o t'b e torpedoed w ithout w arning, nor su n ’: un til p assen g ers and crew had had an o p p o rtu n ity to escape. If G erm any should deny th a t any of h er su b m arin es com m itted the outrage, w hich Is regarded as extrem e ly probable, th e ad m in istra tio n will have to rely upon circ u m sta n tia l evi dence. Such evidence, it Is pointed out, is stro n g er th a n a denial. T he ad m in istratio n know s fu rth e r th a t no E nglish subm arines w ere op e ra tin g In th e ch an n el and I t scouts as im possible tb e suggestion th a t one of th ese vessels fired th e fa ta l to r pedo. In th e firs t place th e B ritish governm ent would h ard ly jeopardize th e lives of its own su b je cts as well as those of its ally. Again th e B ritish governm ent does n ot use th e bronze torpedoes em ployed by th e G erm ans. N or could G erm any sh ift th e blam e to one of h er allies—A ustro-H ungary or Bulgaria. N eith er of th ese pow ers has subm arines in th e A tlantic. If you have eczema, ringw orm or o th er itching, burning, sleep-destroy ing skin-eruption, try Reslnol O int m ent and Reslnol Soap and see how quickly th e Itching stops and the trou ble disappears. Reslnol O intm ent la also an excellent household rem edy for dandruff, sores, burns, wounds, chaftngs and for a score of o th e r uses w here a soothing, healing application is needed. Reainol contains nothing of a h arsh Spokane, W ash.— S hortly a fte r th e or Injurious n a tu re and can be used N orthw est p rep ared n ess conference freely even on the m ost irrita te d su r face. E very druggist sells Reslnol began h ere T uesday a teleg ram w as received from th e w ar d e p a rtm e n t a t O intm ent an d Reslnol Soap.—Adv. W ashington In stru ctin g arm y officers F o r chronic pain In the back apply not to ta k e p a rt In th e conference. T h e H an fo rd 's Balsam. Rub it on and rub teleg ram w as received too la te to af It In thoroughly. Adv. fect th e ap p earan ce of L ieutenant-C ol Proof In Leanness. onel David J. B aker. Jr., of V ancouver T h ere w as once an old G arrabost B arracks, who spoke on th e n ecessity cro fte r who, when giving evidence be of ad eq u ate p ro tectio n fo r th e n o rth fore the cro fters' com m ission, adm it ted th a t w hile he was the ow ner of ern Pacific sta te s. P rep ared n ess questions affecting tho th ree cows, “th e beasts w ere as thin Pacific N orthw est from th e view point as P h aro ah 's lean kine.” T he chairm an, th inking to corner of m ilitary and naval officers featu red old K enneth, asked him to say how the ad d resses d esp ite the teleg ram from th e w ar d ep artm en t. U nder th e lean P h aro ah 's kine were. E ven a 17th-century divine would circu m stan ces pains w ere tak en by th e have w anted a day o r two to th in k It officers to say n o thing th a t could be over. B ut K enneth answ ered a t once. construed as h aving a political effect. "T hey were, sir, so lean th a t they oP bearin g on th e m easu res now be fore congress. could only be seen In a dream .” D elegates w ere p rese n t from W ash ington. Oregon. M ontana. Idaho and Paradoxical Result. "H ow did prohibition w ork out In W yoming. T he conference elected N. W. D urham , of Spokane, ch airm an ; C rim son Gulch?" “ Fine,” said Bronco Bob. "T he boys F rank W. H am m ond, of S eattle, sec have saved up so much money th a t retary , and P. N. B ernard, of K altspell, m ebbe w e'll have to let a few saloons Mont., a s s is ta n t secretary . Colonel B aker w as n ot in uniform , open so's they can celeb rate th eir and In th e pream ble of bis ad d ress re prosperity."—W ashington Star. ferred to th e fac t th a t h e spoke only as a p riv ate citizen. In speaking of Sim ilarity. the Ja p an ese question. Colonel B aker "H ave you any references?" "Yes, mum. b ut I left them at home. said: “I th in k th e re is d anger of tro u b le Like me photygraphs they d o n 't do me w ith Ja p an through th e ignorance, ax- Justice."—Boston T ran scrip t. rogance and narro w n ess of our own people on th is co ast who lack know l edge of th e Ja p an e se and th erefo re m isu n d erstan d and m isjudge th em .” Delegates Talk Preparedness; Gag Order Comes Too late Keep Your Stomach Well It’s the Secret of Good health T h e S to m a c h is th e co n tr o llin g p o w e r in all m a t te r s p e r ta in in g to h e a lth a n d i t m u s t b e k e p t s tr o n g a n d a c tiv e . A t t h e firs t s ig n o f w e a k n e s s , try OSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters 191« Fertilizers, Cte. h r boria* a ia * . N e w C a ta to « N o . M F r eo . R0UTLED6E SEED & FLORAL CO. 1 M - 1 7 I 2m4 I t PO RTLA N D, O M O O M PORTLAND Y. M. C A. w ill fit any am bition« y o n n * M aa or W mm - a a for high -elaM ^ oaltioo in Etekketpt Stesography, SiltiNikiUp To m en thin in clud e« v a lu a b le a th letic, aq uatic and m em berahip g r ir ile g e a . a l th ough tu ition coot 1« leaa th a n ei»*-where. V alu able course« ca n a lso b e bad la Gram m ar grad e and C ollege P rep aratory S ub ject«. W RITE FOR CATALOG. Monamobile Oils and Greases FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES Fra* Tira S ervie*. “ THE H O U SE OP S E R V IC E .“ M O TO R C A R S U P P L Y C O , In e. 33 B ro a d w a y No. Portland, Ore. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK W* w a n t all too have W rite for price* and a b ip p ia c tag*. T ill N. F. NORTON CO. S 3 N orth f r o n t S t.. P o r tla n d . O r a , H flllT C n E v ery o n e to k now ab out DAD*X l i n A n N ■ b ELECTRIC i X L 1 R iu H n n A . N v u I) l LIGHT. ju u a . m W I L U A r«*l. g r e a t big lig h t, u / e . b andy and cheat*«' than oil; w in d and »torm -proof. F u lly illu stra ted c ir cu la r. Raallrdfr Sead k Flani C* . 169 24 J l . f r t f c U NOTICE TO TH E PUBLIC. W e trill move to o u r new g o a r t m on or about M ARCH 15th u . evth. from F lra t »treet. w hara w* have bean located m any year*. AH old cue to m a n and new one* a re invited to inepect o u r new etorw a t 2W M om aon at.. P o rtlan d . O ra. STA PLES. THE JE W E L E R W A N T E D — A gen t*. Hve one*, in e v e ry kx-aHty la t h a e t a t e . O n ly D ay tig h t E « * T ee ter in th e aoon - try N o co m p etitio n . M on ey-b eck p top ccitlon . Send S1.M for teete r and e x p la n a to r y m a tter and g e t buay in you r neigh b orh ood . A ddraoa X -R ay E g g T eeter. R a ilw a y E x c h a n g e . P ortlan d. O r. Safety F irst. They w ere w atching th e boy* c o a st ing down the snow-covered stre e ts on th e ir sleds. “Ah.” said th e elder of th e two men, “th a t’s th e sport! D oeesn’t It m ake you th in k of your happy childhood days?” “No,” replied th e o th er, "It m akes me th in k how slippery th a t s tre e t Is going to be afte r aw hile and how easy it would be for you or me to fall and break an arm or a leg w hile try in g to cross It. E very m an should provide ag a in st such contingencies by ca rry ing an accident policy. I happen to have an application b lank In my p o c k e t You’d b e tte r sign It now be fore It’s too late.” Cteanaes the Wounds. For Injuries from ru sty nails or any o th er ex tern al h u rts, apply H anford’s Balsam. I t should kill any germ s, cleanse th e wound and rem ove sore ness. T hen quick healing will follow. Adv. T he Soft Pedal. A sto ry Is told of a ce rtain w ell known th eatrical m anager, who has a h ab it of, by hook or crook, g etting hla own way. "T h a t's too loud.” he called out one day, as th e o rch e stra sta rted a t a r e hearsal. “I can ’t help It, sir,” replied th e con ductor. "It’s m arked 'fo rte.' ” ••Well,” w ent on th e m an of power, Im perturbably, “ju s t m ake It 36, please." T ender, Also T rue. E dythe—Did th e duke say he loved you? Kate— He said he loved th e ground I w alked on. E dythe— W here w ere you when he ■aid it? K ate— O ut visitin g papa's gold mine. —Pall Mall G azette. Not W anted. “W illie!” called his m other. “Come here this In stan t! How m any tim es do you w ant m e to call you?” "W hy, m a,” said W illie. “W here did you ever g et th e idea th a t I w ant ed you to call me a t all?" Very In terestin g . "T h a t em otlcnal ac tre ss says she cannot descend to an y th in g like gross business d etails.” “H um ph! S he's In terested enough In th e gross receip ts.”— B altim ore American. Help! Help! "Do you know, Miss Peaches, 1 think you m ust be egotistical." “W hy, Mr. Sympe! How can you P ap er C o st ts S erio u s. Im agine such & th in g ?” “‘Because you have such capital W ashington, D. C.— A resolution fo r sn in v estig atio n of th e news p rin t pa eyes.” per situ atio n by th e d ep a rtm en t of And N ever Will. Commerce was introduced in th e house “T h ere goes old Tightw ad, th e mil by R ep resen tativ e Copley. Much of lionaire. T hey say he landed in this th e supply of raw m a terial for p rin t tow n 15 years ago w ith ju st 67 cents paper th a t came from Germ any, was in his pockets.” "Yes, and h e h a sn ’t sp e n t It y e t “ cut off by th e w ar. O ther m a terial is being shipped from th is country to E u Tim e to Bewsre. rope fo r use in th e m anufacture of mu “A m an dot show s off too much nitions. According to Mr. Copley th e sm artn ess." said U ncle Eben, ‘"gets price of paper has advanced so fa r th a t so he enjoys about as much confi th e lives of many sm all new spapers dence as a sleig h t o’ hand m an In a poker gam e.”—W ashington Star. are threatened. Wilhelm H o n o rs Sultan. Berlin, (By w ireless to Sayville, N. Y .)— The semi-official O verseas N ew s agency has received advices from Con stan tin o p le confirm ing rep o rts th a t Field M arshal von M ackensen had reached th a t city on a m ission, given him by E m peror W illiam , to pre sent to th e Sultan th e Field M arshal's baton which th e em peror had bestowed upon th e T u rk ish ruler. The dispatch describes th e Field M arshal’s recep tion as m ost en th u siastic. STUDY MUSIC EASIEST WAY ' OUR SCIENTIFIC HOKE STUDY 1ETB00 B ring* quick raaalta. Soceoaa s n a r a a - taad. Coat* laaa th a n h alf s f oral ta a tra a - Moa. P lan * . O rgan, Violin. Banjo, M a a M la . G a ita r a a i C araat t w f ht. W rit* today fa r C atalog and 4 fra* l u anna M K flC U XRMH M n u J C . MS f ia a .a .a .1* MM. N r r u » , M UM