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WASHINGTON DRY
MEASURE UPHELD
WILLING EOR PEACE, BUT GERMANY
W ill NOT TAKE FIRST STEP
Berlin— So long'as uncontrolled ha­
tred of Germany and tha belief that
Germany la approaching a collapse
continues to be the dominant Idas of
her foea. It would be folly for Germany
to taka the initiative in proposing
term nof peace.
Germany, however*,
ia ready at any time to consider a
peace suggestion from the countries
with which she Is at war, doaa not
wish a continuation o f tha war and
disassociates harself under these cir
cumstances from any responsibility for
Decision [Upholds Woman Suffrage its prolongation.
This is the substance of the German
and Recall Also- Main Objec­
Imperial Chancellor's reply In the
Reichstag to the Socialist interpella­
tions Fully Disposed O f.
tion on peace, in which he painted a
plcture'of Germany triumphant on all
Olmypla, Wash.— Washington’s pro­ •idea and supplied with everything,
hibition law waa upheld unanimously even if ¿not in abundance, necessary to
by the Supreme court Friday and will
THEODORE E. BURTON
become effective January 1.
The decision, the longeet ever filed
in the history of the court, containing
19,200 words, not only validates the
initiative prohibition measures, but
also specifically upholds the initiative
and referendum amendment to the con­
stitution against the latest and most
weighty of the objections brought
against it.
The effect of the decision is to ad­
judicate for ell time the validity of
the direct legislation amendment.
Since the same objection urged
against the initiative and referendum
nmuixlment, that of insufficient publi
cation, could be urged equally against
the woman suffrage and recall amend
menta, the real effect of the decision
also is to uphold these additions to the
conatitutlon.
The majority opinion was written by
Judge Emmett N. Parker, with Chief
Justice George E. Morris and Judges
O. G. Ellis, 0. K. Holcomb. John K.
Main and Wallace Mount concurring.
There are no dissenting opinions, but
Judge S. J. Chadwick notes, in a sep­
arata opinion, that he does not follow
the reasoning of the majority, but
yields « i s judgment and concurs in the
result "not because it ia the law aa I
had understood it, but because It has
been so declared by a competent tri­
bunal.”
T h e c a n d id a c y of fo rm e r 8 e n a t o r
Judge M. A. Fullerton notes that he
does not follow the majority reason­ T h e o d o re E. B u rt o n o f O h io , f o r the
ing, but concurs in tbe result and will R e p u b lic a n n o m in a tio n fo r the p re s i­
file a separate opinion later rather d en cy, re ce iv e d a c o n s id e ra b le Im p e tu s
than postpone further tbe filing of the by th e fo rm a l w it h d r a w a l of G o v e r n o r
W i l l i s o f O h io fro m th a race, a n d h is
decision.
Briefly, the Suprema court decides a n n o u n e a m a n t th a t he w o u ld t h r o w
that It cannot, and w ill not, notice ad­ h is s u p p o r t to M r. B u rto n .
mitted irregularities in connection
with the publication both of tbe ini­ the continuation of the war.
tiative and referendum amendment
Tha Interpellation was introduced by
and the prohibition law, which, though
Dr. Schneidemann, in the following
stipulated by counsel in the case, do
not appear aa part of the official state term s:
" I s the Imperial Chancellor ready to
records and are not metterà of common
notoriety. This disposes of the main give information as to the conditions
objections.
under which he would be willing to
The court then decides that any
question of interference with inter­ enter into peace negotiations?”
*‘ l f our enemies make proposals
state commerce is settled by the Webb
Kenyon act of congress of 1913, di­ compatible with Germany's dignity
vesting intoxicating liquor of its In­ and safety,” said Dr. von Bethmann-
terstate character, and that the privil­
Hollweg, "then we shall always be
eges in regard to sale and prescription
of liquor granted to pharmacists and ready to discuss them. So long as in
physicians do not constitute such dis­ the countries of our enemies the guilt
crimination as to Invalidata the act.
and ignorance of statesmen are en­
Tha one crumb o f comfort left for
tangled with confusion of public opin­
the "w e ts ” ia that the court did not
pass on any constitutional question ion, it would be folly for Germany to
raised from the consumers' standpoint, make peace proposals, which would not
the court stating specifically that since shorten, but would lengthen the war.
this was an injunction action to pre­ Firat the masks must be torn from
vent enforcement of the act only ques- their faces.”
ions involving property rights could
Only two Socialists spoke on the in­
be considered.
terpellation, all the non-Socialist par­
ties uniting in a short declaration op­
posing discussion at this moment. The
tone of the debate was dignified and
Washington, D. C.— The long-ex­ patriotic and the Imperial Chancellor
pected storm in congrees over the ad­ was followed attentively and respect­
ministration’s conduct of the defense fully except for occasional interrup­
of American rights on the seas broke tions and outbursts of laughter from
Saturday when Senator Hoke Smith, the Socialist, Dr. Liebknecht, who has
Democrat, demanded an investigation not been in accord with his party since
of Groat Britain's Interferences with the beginning of the war, and who re­
neutral trade and Senator Lodge, Re­ ceived no sympathy.
publican, replied with a demand that
The Imperial Chancellor in his first
any investigation Include the loea of speech, lasting half an hour, explained
American live«.
the military situation on all the front
"T h e body of an innocent child, and declared emphatically that Ger­
floating dead on the water, the victim many could not be starved out. The
of destruction of an unarmed vessel, country had enough food, if properly
is to me a more poignant and more distributed.
Germany’s enemies, he
tragic spectacle than an unaold bale of said, were suffering more than the
cotton,” declared the Maseachuaette Germans, and paying higher prices for
senator.
food.
Supreme Tribunal Hands Down
Unanimous Decision.
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How to B e H a p p y Though Chicagoan«
A Chicago couple celebrated their
fifty ninth wedding anniversary aome
time ago. Believing their long years
of wedlock hare qualified them aa ex
perta on the subject, they have drawn
up tha following recipe tor marital
happiness- and the Chicago "Tribune"
prints it:
1. Love each other all the time
S. Keep silent when she wants to ar­
gue. 3. Keep silent when he wants
to argue, 4. Use good common sense
In times of depression.
5.
Don't
blame your husband when he's doing
hta best. 6. Don't scold. 7. Have a
few children playing around the
bouse.
This married couple have lived up
to the seventh of their commandments
and now that their own youngsters
hare grown up they have aoven grand
children and four great grandchildren
And we notice thia detail of the re­
cipe: these rules are applied to both
parties, not just to one of them. We
haven't yet arrived at that stage of
civilization wherein we honestly apply
the Golden Rule In all life's everyday
ralatlons, but applying some part of
that Rule ut home means having a
home.—Colliers.
A G o o d P la y e r.
"Thump-rattlcty-bang" went
the
piano.
"What are you trying to play,
JanoT" called out her father from the
next room.
“ It's an exercise from my new In
structlon book. 'First Steps in Music,”
«he answered.
"W ell, I knew you were playing with
your feet,” he said grimly, "but don't
step so heavily on the keys—-It dis­
turbs my thoughts.”
In s u lte d .
" I don't see Griggsby at the club
any more. He used to spend nearly
all his time there.”
"Yes, but when some of the other
boys suggested that he ought to spend
something else besides his tlmo onoe
In a while he got mad aud resigned.”
No Room
F o r I*.
"W ill you hnve a cherry or an olive
In your cocktail, major?" asked the
host.
"Neither." replied the major. "They
merely take up a lot of space that
might he better devoted to the llkker."
— Cincinnati Enquirer.
The
W is e
F o o l.
___ G EN ER A L CROP CONDITIONS
Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 98c
bushel; forty-fold, 97c; club, 94c; red
Fife. 9lie ; red Russian, 919c.
Millfeed — Spot prices: Rran, $23
ton; shorts, 924; rolled barley, |30<&i
31.
Corn— White, 936 ton; cracked, 936.
Hay— Eaatern Oregon timothy, 31643,
16; valley timothy, 9124(13; alfalfa,
918.604Kil4.50; cheat, 394(10; oaU
and vetch, 9U@12.
Vegetables — Artichokes, 91 dozen;
tomatoes, California, 91.26441.60; cab­
bage, 90c cwt; garlic, 16c pound;
peppen, 6(3,80; eggplant, 10c; sprouts,
9c; horseradish, 8(c ; cauliflower, 76c
4(91.26 dozen; celery, 604(66c; beans.
129 # 16c pound; lettuce, 92 (<( 2.76
crate; peas, 1294( 16c pound.
Green Fruits — Apples, 76c4(2.26
box; pears, 91.264(1.75: grapes, 91.86
4(1.60 crate; cranberries, 3104( 11.60
barrel.
Potatoes — Oregon, 914(1-16 sack;
Yakima*, 91.104(1.26; sweets, 32.60
cwt.
Onions— Oregon, buying price, 91 f
o. b. shipping point.
Eggs—Oregon ranch, buying prices:
No. 1, 42c dozen; No. 2, 80c; No. 8,
20c. Jobbing prices: No. 1, 42<a44c
dozen; Oregon storage, 264$28c.
Poultry — Hens, 11 4$ 18c pound;
springs, ll@ 12 e; turkeys, 17e; tur
keys, dressed, 204( 22c; ducks, 12®
16c; geese, 8®9c.
Butter - City creamery, cubes, ex
traa, selling at 819c; firsts, 29c;
prints, arid cartons, extra.
Pri
paid to producer*: Country creamery,
24®28c; butterfat, premium quality,
33c; No. 1, average quality, 81c; No.
2, 29c.
Veal— Fancy, 9c pound.
Pork— Block, 7®79c pound.
Hops— 1916 crop, 104(129c pound.
Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18 4$ 26c
pound; valley, 264( 26c; fall lamb«'
wool, 26c; mohair, Oregon, 28c.
Caacara bark — Old and new, 39@4c
pound.
~ -
Cattle — Choice steera, 37 (a, 7.26;
good, 96.764(7; medium, 96.604(6.76;
choice cows, 96.264(6.76; good, 964(
5.26; medium, 94.604(6; heifers, 33.60
4(6; bulla, 934(6; stags, 94.604(5.25.
Hogs — Light, 36.954(6.06; heavy,
34.904(6.
Sheep— Wether«, 34.764(6.60; ewes,
344(6; lambs, 964(7.60.
Hog Raiser Raps Prices,
Help Reaches Minnesota.
San
Francisco — The wrecking
steamer Iaqua and the tug Dauntless,
sent from here last Friday to the
assistance of the Minnesota, reached
the disabled steamer at 8 o'clock Wed­
nesday morning and took her in tow,
according to a radio message from the
Iaqua received here by C. W. Wiley,
marine superintendent of the Great
Northern Setamship company.
The
message, W iley said, came from the
Iaqua, and, although he expected word
from tho Minnesota, ho had heard
nothing at a late hour Wednesday,
Fruit Scarcity Predicted.
Kansas City — Plums and cherries
may become scarce in tbe United
States as a result of the European
war, according to reports given here
by speakers at the 26th annual conven­
tion of the Western Association of
Nurserymen.
Imports of plum and
cherry seedlings, grown chiefly In Eu­
rope, have been cut off by the war.
The association, It la said, represents
more than one-half of the nursery bus­
iness of the nation.
British Vote Hits Liquor.
London— A rebuke to the liquor in­
terests was seen in the re-election Sat­
urday to the house of commons of
Postmaster General Herbert Samuel
over Henry Knight, a printer of Leeds.
In a bye-election in tbe Cleveland di­
vision of North Riding, Yorkshire, he
poled 17312 votes as against Knights
1453. Mr. Knight opposed recent en­
actments restricting liquor sales, de­
claring he represented the concensus
of opinion among the laboring cl
Trenches Bad as Roundup.
Pendleton, Or. — W illiam Darby, a
former Pendleton boy, now a soldier in
the English army, has written to
friends here from Kent.
Darby, who
was recently wounded In three places,
has fully recovered from his wounds
and is ready for the trenches again.
He says that he is happy as can be and
that every man faces death much aa
does a man getting on the famous
Roundup bucking horse, Long Tom.
Darby intends to return to Pendleton.
M3H FI rut Rt„ Portland. O r*
Mention Paper.
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Pay 910,000.000 for Poodle*.
THAT COLD YOU HAVE
"The most astounding extravagance
of tbe women of America la that wa
spend 110,000,000 each year for
poodles."
Mrs. R. L. Barker told this to the
delegates to tbe annual meeting of the
Women's
International
Missionary
union in New Orleans in describing
how American women make the money
fly. She continued:
"W e spend more for hats yearly than
it takes to support the army and navy
and several other federal depart­
ments.
We also spend 9107,000,000
for soft and cooling drinks and 3173,-
000 for candy. It is time to call a
halt and to return to the aane ways of
our mothers."
may bring sickness, doctors bills and
loss of work; you know that serious
sickness usually starts with a cold, and
a cold only exists where weakness
exists. Remember that.
Overcome the weakness and nature
cures the cold--that is the law of
reason. Carefully avoid drugged pills,
syrups or stimulants; they are ooly
props and braces and whips.
It is the pure medicinal nourishment
in Scott’s Emulsion that quickly en­
riches the blood, strengthens the lungs
and helps heal the air passages.
Ms
He Wa
And mark this well— Scott’s Emul­
sion generates body-heat as protection
A colored man called at Mrs. Bax­
against winter sickness. Get Scott’s ley's looking for work.
"What is your name?” she asked,
at your drug store to-day. It always
after hiring him.
strengthens and builds up.
"Mah name is Poe, ma'am," was tha
14-51
Scott & Bowne. Bloomfield. N. J.
answer.
"P o e !" she exclaimed. "Perhaps
some of your family worked for Edgar
Sure of Help.
Allan Poe; did they?"
The boy was very small and the
The colored man opened his eyes
load he was pushing in the wheelbar- j wide with amazement.
row was very, very big.
"W hy— why, ma’am," he said, as he
A benevolent old gentleman, put­ pointed a dusky finger at himself—
ting down his bundles, lent him a "why, Ah am Edgar Allan P o e !”
helping hand.
Not A Thought Promoter.
"Really, my boy," he puffed, “ I
don't see how you manage to get that
“ You must admit that my speech
barrow up the gutters alone.”
has stirred a lot of people up,” re­
“ I don’t.” replied the appreciative marked the orator.
kid.
Dere's
always
some
jay
“ Yea,” replied his friend, “ you have
a-standln around as takes it up for stirred 'em up all right. Your appeal
me.”
to sentiment and emotion ought to
set them to thinking."
A P ro b le m .
"That isn’t the purpose. Remember I
Little Elizabeth and her mother am an impassioned leader. I depend
My
were having luncheon together and on unquestioning obedience.
the mother, who always tried to im­ method is to get 'em so excited that
press facts upon her young daughter, they can't think and will take my
word for i t ”— Washington 8tar.
said:
"These little sardines. Elizabeth,
are sometimes eaten by the larger
Strenuous.
fish."
Abner—Well. Jay, how d'ye like It
Elizabeth gazed at the sardines In j up t’ the city?
wonder and then asked:
Jay— Aw. It was all right enough
“ But, mother, how do the large fish most ways, hut what bothered me most
get the cans open?"
was tryin’ to look at everybody I met
on the street— Puck.
Flour Goes Soaring.
All local grades of flour is advanced
20 cents a barrel. This put the whole­
sale price of patents at 36.
There ia
a similar advance in the Puget Sound
market. The rise occasioned by the
strength *Dd higher price of wheat.
A year ago the patent flour market
stood at 96.
Influenced by tbe war
flights of the wheat market, flour
prices climbed rapidly until February
6, 1916, when they touched 97.20, the
record quotation for the Portland mar­
ket. Tho extreme price was not helo
long and the market began to fall
steadily until September 21, when it
reached 34.80, which price has been
maintained up to this time.
Movable Coast Guns Likely,
Washington, D. C.— Gigantic guns
mounted on motor trucks or railway
cars probably will be added to the
country’s coast defense system as a
result of experiments now being mode
by army ordnance experts. It is learned
that a scheme is being worked out for
establishing mobile batteries to protect
stretches of coast line not commanded
by fortifications. The European war
has demonstrated that high-power guns
can be used as mobile weapons, Ger­
many’s 42-centimeter howitzer having
revolutionized land warfare.
H m C Gee W« Chinese Medicine Co.
Baa-Flghtlng at Long Rang*.
The fight in the North Sea began
twelve miles away. When tbe Blue-
cher was struck, she was ten miles
from her English enemy. When von
Spee and Craddock fought off Chile,
they opened fire at a distance of 12.-
000 yards; and Craddock had old-
fashioned obsolete ships If old-fash­
ioned obsolete ships open fire at 12,000
yards, what the superdreadnoughts
can do, may be guessed. What they
can do, experts say frankly, is throw
a 2000-pound projectile twenty-five
miles with such accurate range-finders
that the deflection will be only twenty
yards for six miles. In fact, the im­
provement and change In naval equip­
ment has been so swift and revolu­
tionary that the life of a battleship has
been rated first rank for only five
years. In speed, In size, tn armor
proof, and big gun fire, the changes
have come so fast since 1405 that the
nations had either to fight It out or
cripple themselves financially building
bigger and bigger monsters of the sea;
and oddly enough, the changes all date
from a little “ cheese box on a floating
saucepan,” the Monitor of Civil War
fame. From the time the Monitor and
the Merrimoc spat out their fire-crack­
er shots at each other, it has been a
race among the nations for speed, ar­
mor proof, big guns, and long range.
Those best informed declare that the
big gun and speed have rendered sec­
ondary both armor proof and subma­
rine; but these are disputes that will
be finally settled in the present war.
Neither side has had any monopoly
of courage. The courage of both sides
has been magnificent,—almost terri­
ble, but speed and the big gun have
won.— From "What Sea Power Means
to England,” by A. C. Laut, in the
American Review of Reviews for De­
cember.
Spokane— Packers in the northwest
have virtually cornered the pork mar­
ket and are holding down prices, with
the result that farmers who produce
hogs are going to be forced to peas up
northwestern markets and sell in the
east, according to I. H. Jorge ns, presi­
dent of the Union State bank of Nez
Perce, and a hog raiser. Mr. Jorgena
says hog raising ia becoming an im
portent industry in tho Noz Perce
country.
“ Our section ships three to five cars
of hogs every Tuesday from Nez Perce,
and they go mostly to Seattle and Spo­
kane,” said Mr. Jorgena. "Packers
now are paying only five cents a
pound, which we regard as much too
low, the present high price« o f grain
considered. We must have 35.75 to
36 a hundred to make the business
profitable.
"Th e packers seem to think they
have a corner on tho market and are
taking advantage of iL Our hog
raisers will be forced to soil in the
N o t P a r t ic u la r .
east If northwestern prices do not im­
Relaxation.
prove, or they must go out of business.
Brown— Did I leave an umbrella
We have shipped hogs east from Nez here yesterday?
"What did your husband think of
Barber— What ktnd of an umbrella? the ball game?"
Perce before and have realized more
Brown—Oh. any kind at all. I'm
"Oh. he doesn't go there to think.
than in northwestern markets and we
not fussy.— Boston Globe.
He just hollers.”
may be forced to do so again.”
Men Cling to Launch.
"Truth, crushed to earth, will rise
South
Bend, Wash.— Word reached
again,” quoted the Sage.
"Yea,” responded the Fool. “ But It here Saturday of the heroic struggle
seldom rises In time to get the num made by Captain C. O. Reed and Mate
ber of the Joy rider's machine.”
Cuts, of the Ashing launch Airdale, of
Bay Center, during a storm in which
both nearly lost their livee and were
rescued.
C Gee Wo
They had left South Bend Tuesday
S«er»«aful Horn«
night with a load of 16 metal tanka of
■Um dlti
gasoline for a flsh-packing plant at
Bay Center. They were a short dis­
HI* nucr»fl«ful h«Th­
ai nmvNli»« cur« all
tance from the flah company'* wharf
kind« of ailm«nt« of
m«n and women with­
at Bay Center when the oil tanka were
out operation.
u«ed
lost and the launch fllted.
from th* wondorful
ChineM h«rb«. roots,
buds and T«#ptabU*«. which ar# unknown to
tho mod teal acionco of thia country.
W rit« for blank and circular«.
M
«tamp.
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American Rights Brings Senate Storm.
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And prevents others h avin g the disease n o m a tte r h o w
rx^osed. 50 e s n t a a n d *1 a b o t t ls . ( 5 a n d $10 a d o z e n b o ttle s .
A ll good dru ggists and tu rf goods houses.
SPO H N
C h e m ist s an d
S p o ils p o r t.
“ Young man,” said the magistrate
severely, “ the assault you have com­
mitted on your wife was most brutal.
Do you know of any reason why I
should not send you to prison?"
“ If you do, your honor," replied the
prisoner at the bar. hopefully, "It
will break np our honeymoon."— Phil­
adelphia Ledger.
N fW MOOfRN DANCING.
E. Fletcher Hollamore. th* leading Dancing Ex­
pert and Instructor in New York City, writ#«: J
have used ALLE N 'S Ft KIT-EASE, th* antiseptic
powder to be shaken into the shoe*, for ten year*,
and recommend it to all my pupils." It cures and
prevents sore feet. Sold by ell Drug and Depart­
ment Stores. 25c. Sample FREE. Addreoa 4 'den
S. Olasted. Le Roy, N. Y.
Not Guilty.
“ Do you know that that young man
who Is going to marry your daughter
is an inveterate gambler?”
"Nothing of the sort. He merely
thinks he is. Why, I trimmed him out
of fifteen dollars myself at stud poker
the other night.”
M E D IC A L
C O .,
B a c t e r io lo g is t s , G o s h e n , In d ., U . S. A .
Had to Follow.
Jim had looked In at the country
livery stable in search of a Job. Ho
seemed promising and was set to work
greasing the axles of a carriage. In
a remarkably short space of time ha
reported the task finished.
"Look here,” said his new boss,
"d'ye mean to say you’ve greased all
four of them wheels already?”
“ W eel," rejoined the new hand,
| “ Aa've greased the two front ones.”
“ And why haven't you greased the
two hind ones?"
"W eel,” exclaimed Jim, calmly, “ se
lang as the two front ones gans all
reet, the two hind ones hev to toiler."
Apt Title.
"This collar stud la my own inven­
tion.” said the Cheap Jack, “ and the
name I have given it Is ‘Fault.’ ”
“ Because everybody has faults?”
suggested the red-nosed man In the
crowd.
“ No. my dear air; simply because
It’s so easy to find.”
N ot
Gray
Hair*
bat tired
F.yes
Maks
sa look
older
then w e
are.
Old age
end Dull
F ee* —
tell-tale.
Maria* Ir a ■•Wter Com»**». Cklcafa. * * *** Saak at tea gya a y e roga»**.