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ANNOtrNl'KMICNT throughout U m to our i .»ln .n i l*»cinc NurthwMt: B B T HOTEL OREGON K m b ««n plM «d un«Ur U m m «na«*nMnt o f N. K. C la r b , who w u for many y ta n •oniMctod with th « I'ortUmi. ('u n u liu i and H ow «H Hot«la. and who w ill aiwajr* aatoud to all a cordial wrlromo. Com nwnrlnf N ov»m b«r lat wa ahall In augural« th« Amrrlrm i plan In otmiusoilum with th « Kuropran plan. W « aollelt your palrunaga. American 1‘lan, S3 to IS par day. European IMan, ) l per day up. N. K. CLARKE, Mgr. KM > HUDBY unction. "I certainly have, miss Why, I’ve burled three wlvee s ’resdyt I reckon I know pretty near ae much about women as anybody." ’’Then you're Just the man I’ve been looking for!" said Carolyn. “ I want you to help me; will you?" She Jumped up eagerly. He rose also. “What appears to be the trouble?” “Why, there are two women here that I'm Just dying to have your opin ion of. Come out with me and I’ll In troduce them to you, and let you talk to them; will you?" "You bet I will. Just let me see ’em! cxxay/rrctfr o y a n r r r o u n e rjs I guess If anybody can size ’em up, Jonas Hassingbury can!" Now what?" Him took a cigarette from CHARTER XII— Continued. And with that he followed her out the table and gracefully lighted It, Into the other room, and Carolyn deliv — 16— Th* party was now In full swing puffed out the emoke, and yawned. ered him over to Rosamund Gal*. As she drew In her line thus, bis Some twenty were In the reception room, dancing or watching the frenxled struggles were getting short CHAPTER XIII. dancers. The evening grew In life er, but more violent. "Oh. hang It all. Carolyn, you know I was only fooling, snd merriment. Mr. Doremus, back Hall, meanwhile, was near th* boil Why, we were laughing ing point of his rage. He bad been from bis Interview with Flodle, was In of course! fected by the revels. He blossomsd all th* time, you know thatl I bad no defeated by Carolyn's cleverness. He suddenly end unexpectedly Into hilar Idea you’d ever accept me! Do you was furious at her. at himself, at tty. and enoouraged and stimulated by mean to tell me that you are in lore everybody. Here were two women, the gayer of the young actresses, be with me?” he asked bltlngly. now, who bad a bold oo him— and be "Not at all! I see no noed of lying fore long there would be three! Neverl came, In spite of himself, the center of the party. The company did not let about It, whatever. But you certainly Hall ewore It with a round oath. Mrs. him off till Alfred Smallish, blushing do amuse me.” Her eyes danced. Royalton, at least, would not triumph. “Well, I should say It was hardly She hadn’t Carolyn's brain*, ehe hadn’t furiously, appeared In the doorway. "Supper Is ready— I mean— er— sup enough to acoept a man simply be Rosamund's disarming beauty. She per Is served I” be announced, and cause be amused you!” This was the was. when It came right down to It, best Hall could do, now; be was get more or less of a fool. Why not Ignore soughed Into his band. Th* thrse soubrettes who had been ting winded. her, snd make a last attempt to win "Oh, yes.” she replied Jauntily, "on Flodle? He looked up at the clock. pelting Mr. Doremus with plnka, now surrounded blm, bound blm with ever th* contrary. I'm quit* sure that I Good heavens! It was already twenty green garlands and carried him off en shall want to be amused all my life— minutes to twelve! And his four mil slaved. through the office, where Flo especially when I'm married.” lions were no nearer than ever. He "Heavens I Do you consider that Jumped up Impulsively, and strode to dle was presiding over tables of salad and sandwiches. Into the reception we are engaged?" the door. Rh* leaked at him with surprised room, where they enthroned him on an The company had about Anlshed old Spanish chair, snd waited on him eye*. Her fishing was approaching a supper. The little orcheatra had like hourts. The gentlemen rushed climax. 8be began to wind In her line started up again, and had begun on a hack and forth with plates and nap to short length, speaking Incisively. new turkey-trot. As a proof of Its In kins; everybody began to talk and "See here, Hall, you're not trying to sidious charm, who but Jonas Hassing get out of it. or anything, are you?” laugh. Beer bottles popped. bury himself had succumbed! He was Hall gasped, wearied with the duel. dancing with the fair Rosamund. Mr. Hall was now becoming desperate. U did not seem at all so easy as be "Now. Carolyn, let me explain Just Doremus. still surrounded and petted had expected. If only Flodle hadn't how It le— I'll have to tell you some by the three pretty actresses, was tell got her back up so foolishly! Well, thing— 1 want to— hang It— you make ing a funny story. There was a sharp be must, at least, be off with his old It so damned hard for me— what I squall of laughter as he Anlthed. lovss before he was on with th* new. mean Is— “ Where the devil was Flodle? Hall Carolyn rose and looked him In the peered from behind the portieres, to And. fer tbs*, he must have ths an swers of ths two women. He left the eye. She laid her hand on him; and. as not to be seen himself. In a mo company and walked Into th* studio, soft as was Its touch, he felt as If It ment ahe emerged from the stockroom saw deserted, to look at the «clock. were gripping him Ilk* a handcuff. with a plate of Ice cream, and, smiling, Are you trying to paseed It to Mr. Doremus. Then she Heavens! It was already half after "Hall, ss* here! tleven. Something would have to hap get out of It, or aren’t you! Just tell looked up. and caught Hall's eye. He me that!" pen In a hurry. If— "W hy— why, I think you're carrying Carolyn Dally* appeared In the door way. smiling. She was wearing corn the Joke a little too far, Carolyn, that's color, In a costume no man could have all-r-honeatly I do!" described five minutes after be had Carolyn now had him at the edge of •een II Carolyn's clothes were always the boat. She Jerked blm in with a not only original but characteristic of laugh. "My dear old Hall," she said, and her vole* was honey-sweet, " I ’m her. She sauntered In, and dropped upon carrying it only far enough to want to th# couoh, to look up at him good-na wear that ring you bought today for turedly. Hall's hopes rose. It was go me. Where le It?" She actually be ing to be easy, thank heaven. Bba gan to feel in hla waistcoat pocket. He backed off In terror. “1 haven't didn't at all have the smile of a pros any ring!" pective owner. Carolyn smiled. "Well, never mind. "Well. Hell.” ehe began, “you don't seem particularly anxious to see your W * don’t want anyone to know Juet blushing bride. I had almost begun yet, anyway, do w*T Rings can wait to think you were deliberately avoid Now come over here and alt down, and I’ll tell you exactly what we’re go ing me." "Avoiding you! Nonsense, Caro ing to do.” She proceeded to lead lyn!“ Hall laughed easily and tossed him, too daxed to resist, toward the her a box of cigarettes. “Really, I've couch where they sat down together. "Now be brave,” she said, smiling. been so confoundedly busy with all " I ’ll let you hold my hand. You do these people, and— " She broke In placidly: "Well, you’re Juet what I say, and you’ll never re gret It I hat* engagements; they not busy now, are you?" have uelther the excitement of court Hall began to be afraid. “Oh. no, of ship, nor the satisfaction of matri course not. Why?" He watched her mony. So, at Just nine o'clock tomor as If she were about to strike blm. row morning, you are going to call on It W as Already Twenty Minutes to , “Well, then. J've made up my mind, Twelve. me and we'll toddle down to a Justice Hall.” of the peace. W e'll Just cut out the "What do you mean?" he asked, and beckoned and she carelessly ap assuming a carelessness h* waa far white veil and downcast eyes and proached the studio. everything. All you'll have to do 1* to from feeling, he walked to th# table As she crossed the threshold Hall put a gold band on my Anger; snd my and took up a flower, Idly. caught her by the wrist and drew In. “Why, I told you over th* telephone, share will be to say ‘I will' and become She looked up at him. a little fright didn't I? Look pleasant. Hall.” ah* Mrs. Hall Bonlstelle. What's the mat ened. said; “It's ‘y*s.‘ I've decided to accept ter?” "Flodle,” he exclaimed wildly, "Flo Hall waa staring toward th* door. you.” dle. I can't stand It any longer. Don't Hall grew faint. It was not alone "My cousin Jonas,” he said. keep It up any longer, dear! Say. 'yes,’ “Oh, bother I” Carolyn's eyes shot the words that alarmed him. It was can't you? Flodle, for God's sake— " Are. "Just as w* want to arrange tbs cold blooded ton* In which they She looked him up and ehe looked ware uttered. There waa a deliberate everything." him down, and anger was In her eyes. Jons* Hassingbury, tall and gaunt, ness. a fixity of purpose In It that “I gave you my answer, Mr. Bonlstelle. threatened his complacency. Carolyn eating a lettuce sandwich, strolled In, Didn’t you understand me. this after still maintained her usual Jocular man aa oool and self-possessed as the most noon?" She backed off. preparing to ner, but there was something keen and experienced cotillion leader In town. leave. steely beneath It that be had never be He was perfectly sure of himself; He seized her again. “Flodle, 1 fore felt. He rose to meet It with all without wealth, or power or social won't take no for an answer. 1 love training, he was blessed with an ego his skill at acting. you too much!” He fumbled In his “Lord, Carolyn," be exclaimed, walk ism that a king might have envied. pocket and drew out the ring. "Here, ing up to bar Impatiently, "you didn't Jonas had never been embarrassed In take this, Flo; wear It. won't you? really take me sertouely, this morning, hla life. And, as soon as I can get Mr. Doremus Hall looked at him, for th* Arst time did you?” He burst out Into forced In here. I'll put another one on your laughter. "W ell, that Is funny; think with relief, and rose. Anger that'll make us man and w ife!" "Miss Daily*." he said, "let me pre of you—of all woman— getting caught She took It. and tossed It across the like thatl It's perfectly absurd! You sent my cousin, Mr. Hassingbury.” studio. It bounded along the Aoor. Jonas put the sandwich behind his can't mak* me believe you thought I “No, thanks. Mr. Bonlstelle! You'll waa In earnest, you know I That's ab back, and bowed. Carolyn looked up have to excuse me. I'm busy." at him, annoyed. surd ! “ “But heavens, Flo, look at the clock! "Daily* ?” Jonas queried, “never It's nearly twelve! I have only Afteen So the agile trout, when he first feels the hook In his mouth, thinks heerd o' that name before, to my minutes more, Flo! Don't turn me that by a bold struggle h* can regain knowledge. What be ye. Portuguee?” down! Oh, I want you ao, Flodle— With th* grace of a veteran, he hie freedom, and thrashes the pool won’t you— ” with hectic energy. But Carolyn, with dropped down beside her on the couch. (TO BE C O N TIN U E D .) At any other time Carolyn would all her humor, was a shrewd cool fleher Origin of Crescent. of men. Calmly, surely, she kept her have welcomed hla quaint charm. But Professor Ridgeway. In England, ad line taut. She had struck four mil her eyes were now for Hall, and she vocated a new view, according to lions! Not for a moment had she lost was anxious. Her answer was vague Jonas, however, did not appear to which the Mohammedans got the Idea bar composure. Slowly ehe spoke; notice it. His work wa* plain. He of the crescent, not from the new she almost drawled. "Why, yes, I did, Halil Surely. You had to make himself attractive, and moon, but from the ancient and long- seemed to beve a lueld Interval, you get rid oft Hall. He launched forth continued use In Asia Minor of amu know, this morning, and I believed therefore, on a description of the town lets made by Attlng two boars’ tusks every word you said. And what’s of Branford while Carolyn yawned be together at the base. The Agure thus produced certainly bears a closer re more,” she added, “I believe It nowl* hind her fan. At the Arst pause Hall broke In. "By semblance to a typical crescent, ae It Lastly, to and fro, her feather tan was Jove, Carolyn. I've got to get some ts represented on th* Turktih Aag ■weeping. Hall floundered again, wildly. "Oh, photographs In my room I promised to than doe* a new moon. Th* wide dis com* on, Carolyn! Can’t you take a show Mr. Doremus! Cousin Jonas will tribution of these amulets, however, taka car* of you all right, Carolyn. suggests that they may have had a Joke?" "Tee,” she answered smilingly, He’s a great man for th* ladles 1" and common origin In some symbol per “when I see th* point of it W ill you with this slid out of rang* of her pro taining to the moon. They are found as far away as New Guinea, while In test kindly explain?” Carolyn pulled herself together to Africa they are In common nse. made, The point. Hall well knew, waa In his own mouth. He dashed up and make the best of It This yokel must however, of lions’ claws instead oI down th* room fretfully, making fsr- be got rid of at once. She leaned to hoars' tusks. vent gestures. Poor fish! H* still ward him with ardor. “Oh, Mr. Hassingbury, do you really Dinners Cooked on Public Street. tmaglhed he could get away from the In nearly every street of the cities You must havs heok. “Good heavens, I have explained, think I'm pretty? haven’t IT Why, I only wanted to hear known so many beautiful women— In of Japan there Is s public oven, where, for a small fee, people may have thaU Branford 1 ” what you’d say I" "Yes, that's right!” said Jonas, with dinners cooked. "Well, you’ve heard; I say ’yesI’ ¿ T G E LE T T DURGE IL L U S T R A T E D <$-"R A Y~ N O M E D IC IN E I f fou ara ailing In anyway, and want holy. wHUnw DK. L. i f D AVlH . IZVVt Ruaaol at root. Cortland. Or ««o n . Double Tread I’untlure Proof T i n M w l« from your old un«a l.aat long lira ad Naw TIMKN W rit« ua OIlKl.UN V U U A N IZ IN d CO.. MO W M hington iit., Portland. Ora. m LE AR N W A T C H M A K IN G Ploaaant, pm titabW w ork not o vord o n «: f « w m on th «' laarn ing poaitiona g u a r a n l»«d . w r it « fo r roturunewu and p a rticu la r» P ortla n d W a tch m a k ing. E n « ra vin g and O p tica l School. Z U U m m v u - w « a i tk U uiidiu g. Portland. U n g v n . D alle s-C o lu m b ia Line Winter Schedule, Nov. 26 to Mar. 16. I t t M iw n J. N. T*el end Twin CHI m fnr Kenne, wirk, Yeeea. Waiiule D in.lilla. Arllngtnn lit o Dallea. I.ylr- 11. . M| Itlvrr. White Salmon. Teraon, tttovnnann l ' u r a l . l e l t r , lerave 1‘nrtlanil Titoa- •U ». and F riday. at II |< ni Freight and natoen .era. le n d in . Taylor MI. Dock. 1'urlUnd. Fault of the Clerk. The court clerk waa examining an applicant for < lllzonnhlp papera. Un fortunately the clerk didn't aak hi* questions In the order In which the man from ittru»* tho afua had been tauxht the answers “Do you apeak KiiKlIah?" naked the clerk. “Sure, Mike," waa the answer. "How long have you becti In this country?" “ Michigan." “How tall are you?1* “ Forty yeara.” The clerk alghetl. “I think you'd better get an Interpreter,'' he aald.—» New York World. B A R N S r*'m*,‘ B u ild e r s Plana, dotaila. •»»«*• tflr a Ilona and hill o f quanlitiag fur a n k iia m Harn fl M Huild your Barn right. Ptgga csMitawi rompu*u* and vaiuabka InfanMtftaa for jrourwlf or cu*»»r*rlor on a Iwrii that is v f th« BKMt m<«lrrr a niral foiiilru ctkin 8 t«t« w bather you want plana for ■ U. it¿ or SO-a tall barn and remit money order. T. H. B KN TI.KY. M i M d s ? 1114« Portland. Or. Relaxation Dug, “Don’t you find It rather lonely elnco your boy Josh went back to achool?“ "Yea.” replied Farmer Corutoaael; “but ll’a kind o' reatful. Josh baa been educatin' me an' mother ao much that we need our turn at laktn' a va cation, aame aa he did."— Washington Star. Stick to Your Intentions. Don't put off getting Hanford'a Bal aam of Myrrh until something hap pens. Oat It now and be prepared for accidents. You will find frequent use for It In your home and in your stable for cuts, burna, bruises and any sore, any lamenesa. Adv. Doesn’t Evaporate. "W e must get .some ammonia In the houae. Hvery household ought to have on hand a quick stimulant." "W hisky answers tho purpose.” he suggested. "But ammonia keep* better,” aald she, significantly.— Kansas City Jour nal. * ‘ MOW 1RI) g. srirnis - *to«T*r »»« essmin. I I I m I i ,11.. (Vlorado, Hp*>-linM ptirto: Itold. S ll.p r. I a , i l . tl Mold. 811. or. t k . O old. Me. 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"W h at are you going to wear to the fancy dress party?” "I dunno," replied Mr. Cumrnx. “I gue** I'll go a* a clown, and then If I do something that makes the guests «nicker maybe mother an' tho girls’ll think I'm doing It apurpose.”— W ash ington Star. Irresistible. The Swell Guest— Your cook Is a very handsome girl. The Shrewd Host— She I*. She mashes the potatoes by simply look ing at them.— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. HERE ARE FACTS t h e put#»* «ntl bridge« made in my own laboratory. Office absolutely clean. Instrumenta thoroughly «Ur* Hired. Price* rea*on*bU. Work guaranteed. Constant endeavor to do wprk painlessly. Nurse in attendant«. Dr. Elof T. Hedlimd DENTIST Margsn »s lid in g , «th Flnsr. W s.M sg to* Nsar Brnsdwsr. Portlsnd. Oregon. P. N . U No. SO. ISIS v y IIEN writing to sdrsrtlssrs. pirns, aim- I I ” «Ion this p s p s r . ___________________| Wireless Amateurs. There sro now between 350,000 and 400.000 purely amateur wireless ata-1 lions In the United States, according to H. Gernsback, editor of the Elec- trlfal Experimenter. There are Dot more than 15.000 such étalions in all the rest o f the world. And he goes ! on to explain the value of these hun- { dreds of thousands of amateurs, most c u be wakUiasd by of whom are schoolboys, as follows: “The average amateur must needs adapt«« tie right Bearish- have a higher Intelligence than hla Beat, tad Nature's ewa oil- card playing, dance hall resorting food ¡a Scott’* Emulsion classmate. Indeed, when your aver age radio amateur has mastered all has strcagticBcd thousands of sea the Intricacies of a wireless set, he aad woaea to coatiaao their work has obtained a pretty thorough knowl and ascfalness (or suay years. edge of electricity In general. As a Scoff’s Em ulsion Is a food, a medi rule most of our electrical Industries, cine and a tonic to keep th* big and little, require thoroughly prac tical young men. the ones who know ! blood rich, avoid rheumatism and thwart nervous condition*. how to do things. This Is where the j It Is free from alcohol or harm amateur shines, and nine times out I ful drugs. Tho best physicians of 10 he lands the Job over the head prescribe It t«-» of the untrained theoretical young ; man.” The Children's museum of the Brooklyn Institute has undoubtedly Strictly Legitimate. taught more boys the practical way to "That feller Morgan Buttles is ter become wireless operators than any other one Institution, and the best evi rible unpopular," said one mountain dence of this is the thousands of eer. ’’W e’ll have to git rid o’ him some houses in Brooklyn that have wirelese how," replied the old moonshiner. apparatus on their roofs. "Yes. But we don’t want to do Made since 1846— Hanford’s Balsam. nothin’ 1n a way that ain’t legitimate an' customary. You know he has Adv. p’lltlcal ambitions.” • " I ’ve heard so. But he ain’t got no The Deadly Glass. "A man who drinks should never pull." "Yes, he has. An’ yon an’ your re run an automobile.” “Of course not,” agreed Mr. Chug- lations want to stand back o’ me when glns. "And yet when I waa touring I put the case up to our congressman. in a dry state, I couldn’t help wishing : W e ll gtt Buttles app’lnted a revenue that every drinking man owned a mo inspector, an’ then let nature take its tor car. It would make him more ; course.” careful about smashing bottles In the road."— Washington Star. Strength Past Fifty Years Power of Politeness. "Honesty is the best policy,” sa id ! the ready-made philosopher. "O f course It Is,” replied Mr. Dus tin Stax. "But the public doesn’t al ways realize It. 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New York outfit before.” "I have; but that caddy of mine | stands first in road construction, hav had the nerve to snicker when I top-1 ing completed and accepted 863 miles ped my drive yesterday, and I’m going of road last year and contracted for 1,148 miles, a large per cent of which to make him carry double weight.” is now open to traffic. The state Constipation causes and aggravates highway commissioner, in hts annual many serious diseases. It is thoroughly report, recommends that foreign cars cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. using New York roads should be re quired to pay some burden of the The favorite family laxative. making. By Way of Apology. Keep Hanford’s Balsam In your sta Mrs. Towe— It’s perfectly scandal ous for you to wear a shorter bathing ble. Adv. skirt. On# Better. Miss Unda Towe— But, mamma, I have longer stockings— Judge. Grubbs— Are you going In for golf this summer? Favorite of Fortune. 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