IN SELECTING A 8CH00L
Consider (ha Hurma or Failure o f it* (iradu aln In
Ihr World o f Hervic*. The Hehnke-Walker llualnraa
College Uadiataa Hurt ess lha School Martin* Every
Trot o f Thla Character.
M or« than V t o i Itohnka-Walkvr «tuilantf fmployad by tha
Utatliiia firm* o f tha Northwest, 163 In banking poaltlona
aWna. an •¥•<-«*# o f thraa call* par day tha yaar round. Why
not an roll In a «c hu.il appruvad by tha sound Judaamant of
our landing buainaaa flrmsT
A caUdotfua fo r tha asking.
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L M. W ALK ER.
President
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PORTLAND,
OREGON
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m i M A t t T » » WÜ1 v y r HIIOLUJ ATTKN1» MOLMK*
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k’.lght thoUHsnd two liundn-d twauty savan •atlsAad studanta
hava pasMNl UiiGuiii ItOl.MlrM during tha oast twanty-alght
yaar«
llurtdrad« «»f thara ar<* now suaraasful huslnass man with
Imlfpr iflant Imum. I Our grad uât«« start at salaria« ranging
from #40 to $100 a month
W r lta fur catalogua.
Ktart NO W
Holmes Business College
‘ T h r S ch ott! that u r li you a g o o d p osition. "
Wuho(las
u
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NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Your
H ealth
Rack of all good health there
must be perfect digestion,
liver and bowel activity and
pure blood. You can help
Nature bring about this con
dition with
HOSTETTER’S
Stom ach
B itters
Taatk. 4 ariiaad. Or
S t a b ilit y W a n te d .
I f r m a r. Ihlaklna o f harlaa a l*laaa. 4«
aut fall I . . r l u a . far C A T A M M il g a AND
TKII KU. W » Mil on Kaar T v rn a
S h e rm a n J ^ l a y & C o .
n u rru N B i
o k c o n
.
HAD 10 BE TAUGHT FRENCH
English Horae*. In Service of Galllo
Owner*. Unable to Undaratand
Word* of Command.
A French writer tell* a quaint itory
if the war. He *ay* that the English
cavalry In Franc# found tbemaelvea In
"U S E TH E R IV E R "
1 poaaeaalon of a number of horaea
which were not found aultable for
i
cavalry
work, liy arrangementa with
fttata o f Washington, for T h « t>a)tas d«l|jr a*.
8un<isy II p m l.ra va Dallas dally as. Monday the French government they Bold them
I I M HtaamarsJ. N. Taa>. Inland l'.mplr« ami off to French peaaants for agricultural
Twir» Cltlas for tlppor Columbia and Hnaka rlrar
1 work. The farmer« were delighted;
pointa. Taylor Si. Ihxck. Tal Main <11
though the horaea were not adapted
WiJlaariif u i (sienèu Rmr Tma| U.. Partirai
for cavalry work, they were better
than they had been accuRtomed to
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
have for farm work. Hut when they
try Cattar‘ s Al i s* a !•• Pillo.
I* »«*
|>rt<‘».|. fm h. rsilsbl«. prwfsrrad by raiue to work them a difficulty aroae.
\Vmal«rn «U « luu*n bm-mum (Rty srs*
■V jmrnm
iMt m h f «<Ssf «SMlflM »Sii. The horaea did not underatand French.
I
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Writ« for booti«! aad («^lakoalsla
When aildre.Hed with "Hue" or a
. W* 1 m
IO L a y k f Blukl*« Pino II M
J L d L d V J
U I h r M I* |ls «k l«a Pillo 4 M
French
l ' a otxy lnjwlor. Nit CuUtr'« bsot ' "IMa!” (which Is Idiomatic
Tha superiority of rullar piu I.» «* ta «tua lo User h for "Gee up!” and "Way, whoa!” )
T U O ,4 oiw r-Uliihti tu vsssisoo s a i ssrusio snly.
(hey did not budge. No doubt carter*
Inolot ss C «tt«rV If un ” «ln*M» ardsr f1lr«rt
T M CUITAR LA10RA fO R V. BorKsltf. Cailtarsla
In France, aa In England, have a whole
vocabulary of borae talk. Apart from
Hamit at one* and the »farting and atopplng, there are
deduct no commis
sion. Ship us your •pedal erlea which tell the hone to
vral. Hogs, poultry. turn to the right or left or to take
aggs. at«.
C IT Y M A R K E T
107 Front St.. Portland. Oregon up a particular poiture when It la
| being groomed.
Even In England theae carter»' and
A R e m in d e r.
' groom*' word* dlfTer In different coun
Dotisun— What doe* lilifkln remind it lea, but probably that would be no
you of?
difficulty In the way of transferring a
Itobaon—Well, every time I meet hone, aay, from the north of Eng
Illtfktn he remlnda me of a little debt land to the aouth. For. aa the experi
I've owed him for over a year.—Chtca- mental p*ychologlata tall ua, animal*
Ko Herald.
do not really understand articulation;
what they do undentand la the ton*
A P e rtin e n t Q u e atlo n .
In which word* are spoken. This ha*
The Fond Mother— Nice Kir!* never been said even of dogs, which are
put tbemaclvea forward before the much more Intelligent than horaea
men.
and much moro attentive to the
The Wlee fiaiiRhter—Then how do speech of man. Dog loven, however,
the men find out that they're nice?— deny this, and say that dog* under
Judge.
stand the spoken word In whatever
lone It la uttered or however quietly.
N a b b i n g H im Q u ic k .
However that may be. It would not
Mr. Singleton— Do you believe In help the Rngllsh horse* In France,
divorce. Mia* Yellowleuf?
since the French tones expressing
Ml** Yellowleuf—Oh. you men ure the various moods of entreaty or com
Juat awful! You haven't even aaked mand differ even more from the Eng
me to marry you y e t!—Judge.
lish than doea the pronunciation of
the word*. The horse Is not the only
animal to which French would be a
foreign tongue. In France you call a
cat not by a hissing sound, “ Tsh, tsh,**
or "Psh, psh," as we do, but by some
I'latas and bridgaa made in
thing between a klsa and a whistle.
my »w n laboratory.
(WTW ahnolutHy clean,
Hence In France the vocative of "cat”
lnatrumanta thoroughly star*
la not “ Puss" but "Mltnl."
Hired.
Dalles-Columbia Line
BLACK
We pay cash
HERE ARE
the FACTS
n
"It'a no use," pouted little Freddy,
who had Just completed hla first week
at achool, "I ahall never go to acbool
again!”
“ Rut why?” aaked hla mother.
"What'a the uae of going? I shall
never learn to spell!”
"What do you mean?”
“ Well, how can I learn to spell when
the teacher changes the word* every
day?”— Chicago Herald.
How Could He?
T o you know John Jones hasn't
said a word all evening?"
"W ell, he hasn’t had a chance."
"W hat’a he doing?"
"Having a big argument with hla
wife."
O n the S a fe Side .
"So you intend to be a soldier when
you grow up. Don't you know you'll
be In danger of getting killed?"
"Who by?”
"Why, by the enemy.”
"Then I'll be the enemy.”— Boston
Transcript.
T h e Nameless Spy.
Watching artist.
"'K didn't ought to be 'lowed to
•ketch the old castle!"
"W hy not? 'E ain't got It nothin'
lik e !"— I’ unch.
Acquitted.
"W h y do you say the officer Is
wrong?” demanded the Judge, “ when
he swear* you came up behind him
silently at the rate of 25 miles an
hour?"
"Because the running board always
rattles at 10 miles an hour.”
N o W o n d e r.
"W a * Mrs. Brown pleased when you
asked her to Join the Shut-In society?”
"Pleased? Why, she hasn't spoken
to me since. How should I know,
though, her husband was in jail?"
IN STERLING
LIVES A GIBt
W h o Suffered A * Many Girls
Do— Tells How She
Found Relief.
Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 90c
bushel; forty-fold, 88c; club, 86c; red
Fife, 82c; red Ruaeian, 80c.
Oats— No. 1 white feed, $23.60 ton.
Millfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $26
ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, $27.60
(<128.60.
Com— Whole, $37.60 ton; cracked,
$38.60.
Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $16
<¡$16 ton; valley timothy, $124$13; al
falfa, $12.604413.60; cheat, $94410;
oats and vetch, $116(12.
Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 16
4(20c dozen; artichokes, 90c; toma
toes, 866(40e box; cabbage, lc pound;
beans, 2$fo44c; green corn, 106(16c
dozen; garlic, 16c pound; peppers, 4
4(6c; eggplant, 46(6c; sprouts, 8c;
horseradish, 124c; cauliflower, 76c 6$
$1.26.
Green Fruits — Cantaloupes, 86c <&
$1.86 crate; peaches, 66 6( 66c box;
watermelons, 16414c pound; new 'ap
ples, 76c 64 $1.60 box; pears, 90c 64
$1.26; grapes, 60c64$l.60 crate; huck
leberries, 6c pourai; casabas, 14 c;
quinces, $1 65 L26 box; cranberries,
$9.60 barrel.
Potatoes— New, 706486c sock.
Onions— Walla Walla, 76c sack;
Oregon, $1.
Eggs - Oregon ranch, buying prices:
No. 1, 32c dozen; No. 2, 26c; No. 3,
19c. Jobbing prices; No. 1, 34c doc.
Poultry — Hens, 11 6( 13c pound;
springs, 16
16c; turkeys, nominal;
ducks, white, 126414c; colored, 8<c$10c;
geese, 86410c.
Butter — City creamery cubes, ex
tras, 314c; firsts, 29c; prints and car
tons, extra. Prices paid to producers:
Country creamery, 226429c; butterfat,
premium quality, 33c; No. 1, average
quality, 31c; No. 2, 29c.
Veal— Fancy, l i e pound.
Pork— Block, 8c pound.
Dried Fruits— Applet, 8c pound; ap
ricots, 13«vl5c, peaches, 8c; prunes,
Italians, 8649c; raisins, loose Musca
tels, 89c; unbleached Sultanaa, 74c;
seeded, 9e; dates, Persian, 10c; Fard,
$1.66 box; currants, 846412 c.
Hops— 1916 crop, 10c pound.
Hides—Salted hides, 16c; salted kip,
16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides,
134c; green kip, 16c; green calf, 18c;
dry hides, 26c; dry coif, 27c.
Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18 @ 28c
pound; valley, 27 @ 28c; fall lambs’
wool, 24 @ 26c; mohair, Oregon, 27@
30c.
Caacara bark— Old and new, 34@4c
pound.
Pelts— Dry long-wooled pelts, 164c;
dry short-wooied pelts, 11 4 c; dry
shearlings, 10@16c each; salted shear
lings, 166425c; dry goat, long hair,
13c; dry goat shearlings, 10 @ 20c;
salted long-wooled pelts, September,
76c64$1.25.
Cattle— Choice steers, $6.606(6.80;
good, $6 64 6.26; medium, $5.76 6( 6;
choice cows, $5.26 @ 6.76; good, $5 @
5.26; medium, $4.50646; heifers, $5@
5.86; bulls, $4.506(5; stags, $5.506(6.
Hogs— Light, $6.40 @ 6.45; heavy,
$5.406(5.45.
Sheep— Wethers. $4.75 @ 6; ewes,
$4646.60; lambs, $5.50@7.
Third Alfalfa Crop Put In.
Portland— Following is a summary
of the crop conditions in Oregon for
the week, as reported to the local office
of the weather bureau by special cor
respondents throughout the state:
Although showers fell in the West
ern counties on the 23d, 24th and in
some limited areas of North Central
Oregon on the 24th, which benefited
pastures and gardens to some extent,
there is still need for rain in all por
tions of the state.
The warm weather has been favor
able for the maturing of fruit and gar
den truck. The picking and drying of
prunes has been about completed and
the harvesting of apples and pears has
begun. In the Eastern Oregon valleys
the peach crop was very heavy and the
quality excellent, but owing to an
over-supplied market many tons o f the
choicest fruit is going to waste.
Threshing has been practically com
pleted, and the farmers are preparing
the soil for seeding, but little wheat
will be sown until the fall rains have
commenced.
While waiting for the rain, ranchers
are hauling their wood and winter sup
plies.
Irrigated crops of alfalfa are very
good, and the third crop is being put
up in some sections.
Tomatoes are plentiful and of excel
lent quality.
Seasonable fruits and
vegetables ore in the local markets in
abundance, and the quality ia very
good.
Sterling, Conn.— " I am a girl of 22
years and 1 used to faint away every
month and was very
NfW MODfRN DANCING.
weak.
I was also
E. Flatrhor Mallamnra. I ho loading Danrlng Ex-
bothered a lot with
port and In.tru rtor in Now York City, w rl to.: 'T
havouaod A U . h N 'ä F U O T-K A SE , tha antiaoptk
female weakness. I
powdor to bo ahakon Into tha ahtwa. for ton yonra,
Dr. Elof T. Hcdlund
read your little book
and m-om m onl it to all my p u pil..“ It ru m . and
provonta aura foot. Sold by all Drug and Dopart*
‘ Wisdom for Wo
DENTIST
moni Storna. Sir. Sam pia FREE. Addrcaa, Allan
men, ’ nnd I saw how
S. Olma tod. L o Roy. N . Y .
o t h e r s had been
(U -4 N Morgan litt Udine. 4th Floor. Washington
Nrar Broadway, Portland. Oregon.
helped by Lydia E.
Sympathy.
Pink ham's Vegeta
A gentleman traveling on horseback
ble Compound, and
not
long
ago
came
upon
an
Irishman
DENTAL HEAD Q UARTERS
decided to try it, and
who was fencing in a most barren and
P O R O U T - O f - T O W N P E O P L E desolate piece of land.
it haa made me feel
1 1 iH»pla from nil Darla of
"What are you fencing In that lot like a new girl and I am now relieved
I Oregon and Wn«hing-
"A herd of cows o f all theae troubles. I hope all young
1 ton conaUuitly visit our for, Pat?" said he.
lo tliro fo r dental treat- would starve to death on that land."
girls will get relief as I have. I never
Imont. Our »kill f is ac-
"And share, your honor, wasn't I felt better in my life.” —Mrs. J ohn
I know test go* I. and our
Iprom ptne«« In finish- fencing It to keep the poor bastes out
T e t r e a u lt , Box 116, Sterling, Conn.
I mg work in ont day of It !" — Philadelphia Public Ledger.
I when required isappre-
Massena, N. Y .— “ I have taken Ly
Related by out-of-town
dia E. 1‘inkham’s Vegetable Compound
Ostensible Occupation.
Ipntrnn«.
I)r. W i«e is a falae-
and I highly recommend it. I f anyone
"Does nilgglns work?"
|tooth expert. There is
"No. He has an office downtown wants to write to me 1 will gladly tell
"A L W A Y S ONK l l i w r
I in every ending, and so that he can keep out of the way of
her about my case. I was certainly in
II >r. Wise lay« Haim to
I ihis distinction in Ort- the servants In his house. "— Washing a bad condition as my blood was all turn
ton Star.
| ifcn, .Vf Ytart' tryarwact
ing to water. I had pimples on my face
What we can't guar
and a bad color, and for five years I had
antee we don't do.
been troubled with suppression. Tho
LOW PRICES FOR Ilir.H -r.R A D E WORK.
doctors called it ‘Anemia and Exhaus
Good Red Rubber Plate«, earh ...................... 15.00
The Heat Wed Kuhher H a le«, earh .............. 7.50
tion,’ and said I was all run down, but
22 Karat (¿old or Porcelain C r o w n ................ 5.00
Resinol Stops
Cranberries Are Popular.
Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Com
WISE DENTAL CO.
pound
brought
me
out
all
right.”
—Miss
Tacoma
— Cranberries are proving
Itching Instantly
R E I.IA B I.K P A IN I.K M DENTISTS.
L a visa M yres , Box 74, Massena, N. Y. unusually popular with the trade and
Phone. Main 202*. A 302».
IM S Third liln r l. Faillnc Hid* . I'.rtl.n d , Oregon
It Is a positive fact that the moment
Yonng Girls, Ilood This Advice. the supply on the local produce market
S. K. Cor. Third Wa»htnand*toa.
ia good. As a substitute for black
resinol ointment touches any itching
Girls who are troubled with painful or berries, dealers say, cranberries are
1 skin, the Itching usually stops and
Irregular periods, backache, headache, what is wanted. The berries are roll
healing begins. With
dragging-down sensations, f a i n t i n g ing in from Cape Cod and are of fine
the aid of resinol
spells or indigestion,should immediately
C. Gee Wo
s o a p . I t quickly
sixe and color and bold up unusually
seek restoration to health by taking Ly
^ clears away all trace
BarrMaful Homo
well in shipment.
They are quoted
of
ecxema,
ringworm,
dia
E.
Pinkham’
a
Vegetable
Compounu.
Remedies
wholesale at $9.606(10 per barrel. Thia
pimples, blackheads,
Ills sueceaaful herb-
week saw the first appearance this
or Bimiiar torment-
*1 nmsdkM cure all
season of grapefruit from the laie of
; ing, unsightly erup
kinds o f ailments of
men and women w ith
Pines. The first receipts are a trifle
tion, leaving the skin
out operation.
usod
green and are bringing 15 cents each.
clear and healthy.
from the wonderful
And the best of it Is you need never
Chinese herbs, root«,
buds and vegetables, which are unknown to
hesitate to use resinol soap and resin-
Commission House Case Dismissed.
“TIE SCHOOL QUUlir
the medical science o f this country.
ol ointment. There Is nothing In them
W rite for blank and circulars.
.Bend stamp.
Seattle— That the law providing for
to Injure the tenderest surface. Res-
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R L T . Address
Portland’* Best Ruaineai Traininr School.
the licensing and bonding o f commis-
Inol la a doctor’s prescription which
Bookkeeping. Shorthand. Typew riting and
Tbc C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
■ion merchants, enacted by the last
Penmanship taught by expert trachera.
for twenty yearn has been used by
162'v First St.. Portland. Ora.
legislature, contains a joker which
careful physicians for all kinds of skin
Fal Term epees Wedeeslay, Sept. 1( 1 1 1 S
Mention Paper.
affections.
They prescribe retinol
makes it inoperative against all but
Ifan
y
student*
hare
already
enrolled.
A*k
freely, confident that ita soothing,
the smallest commission merchants was
for Catalog.
Enroll early.
healing action is brought about by
discovered here when Superior Judge
No. 41. 1011
r. n . u.
medication to bland and gentle as to
Gilliam dismissed the suit against J.
A. T. LINK, 6eneral Manager.
be suited to the most delicate or Irri
B. Powles A Co. The bill, as intro
r h o n . M A IN 5003
tated skin—even of a tiny baby. Every
duced in the legislature, was aimed at
TILFONB BLDG.
PQRTUND. OREGON
W H E N writing to advartlaara.
druggist sells resinol soap and resinol
commission merchants by the shipping
"
tlon thia papar.
______
ointment.
and growers’ associations.
WT
Price« reasonable.
Work gu aran teed.
C 4>n«tsnl endeavor todo work
painb'ssly.
Nurse in attendance.
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*«4 I" more shortening than usual; or make the batter a Uttle thin; or
It may not be convenient to put a cake In the oven the moment it Is
mixed; or your o»^r. may not bake evenly and It Is necessary to turn
the pan around- none of these little uncertainties make the slightest
difference in results il you use
B aking P owder
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This modem, doublc-raice baking powder has unusual strength and
Is absolutely certain to raise >cur biscuits, cakes and pastry light and
feathery, it generates an abundance ol leavening gas both In the mix-
ing bowl and in the oven. The. raising U sustained until the dough is
cooked through.
Housewives who use K C never have “bad luck” with their baking.
Try K C a f our risk. Your grocer will refund your money if you are
not pleased in eve-y way.
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An Obligation.
"Our friend always puts his best
foot forward, although he is a trifle
uncouth."
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, “ a
man who puts hla best foot forward
ought to be careful at least to keep his
shoes polished.”—Washington Star.
A Hint For Contributors.
“ I think," said the editor, "that I
will drop Journalism and take to as
tronomy."
"W h y?"
"Because astronomers have more
space than they know what to d «
with.” — Philadelphia Record.
W IN CH ESTER
FACTORY
POWDER
LOADED SMOKELESS
S H O T G U N . SH E L L S
Good shells in your gun mean a good bag
in the field or a good score at the trap.
Winchester ' “ Leader” and “ Repeater”
Smokeless Powder Shells are good shells.
A lw ays sure-fire, always giving an even
spread of shot and good penetration, their
great superiority is testified to by sports
men who use Winchester Factory Loaded
Shells in preference to any other make.
a l l
d e a l e r s
Tha Invitation.
Hello. Mabel!"
"Oh, hello, George!"
"How are you, Mabel?”
"Just fine! How are you. George?"
“ Same. Say, Mabel, let’s go through
the park this afternoon. What do you
say?"
“ W ell—ah-ah ahem—I—I— ah— I ’m
kind of— well. I ’m kind of tired,
George.”
"Then you won’t go?”
“ I ’m so sorry, but, George, you un
derstand Just how it is, don’t you,
George, dear?”
"Yes, I guess so. I suppose I’ll
have to ride with someone else, then.”
•Ride?”
“ Yes; my new eight-cylinder road
ster came this morning.”
“ Oh, George! Did it really? Isn’t
that Just splendid? Say—ah—George,
I guess I ’m not aa tired aa I thought
I was.”
"W ell, I wouldn't take any chances
if I were you, Mabel. It doesn’t pay.
I’ll take someone else.”
“ But. really, dear. I'm not tired a
bit. Honestly.”
“ It’s sweet of you to say that, but I
don't want to take advantage of your
kindness. Good-by, Mabel.”
Mabel slammed the receiver vic
iously on the hook. "Darn It !" she
muttered.
Why didn't he say so in
the first place?” — Michigan Gargoyle.
Mental Arithmetic.
The following question was put to
some young pupils in a public school:
“ There is a family of five children.
The mother has only four potatoes to
divide among them. She wants to give
each child an equal share. What is
she to do?”
Silence prevailed tn the class room;
every pupil was calculating diligently.
Finally one boy put up his hand.
“ Well, Sammy, what would you do?”
asked the teacher.
"Mash the potatoes, ma'am.”— Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
k e e p
t h e m
Valued Immunity.
"So you bought one of those auto
mobiles they tell so many tunny stor
ies about?”
“ Yea,” replied Mr. Chuggins, "and It
is saving me a lot of trouble and wear
and tear. When your friends tell you
jokes about your car they don't ex
pect you to ask them to ride around
in it."— Washington Star.
A New Game.
“ L et’s play pinochle golf this time,”
suggested the man who always lost.
“ Pinochle g o «,” exclaimed hia oppo
nent. “ What Kind of a game is that?”
"It ’s played Just like ordinary golf,”
replied the other, “ only the man with
the high score wins.”— Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
CETTINDJW.VR
AFTF
equaled or compared
with the medicinal fate
in S o o tP s E m u lsion to
arrest the decline, invigorate
t h e blood , s t r e n g t h e n the
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tite and restore the cou rage
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Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first
"How do you account for the fact
put up 40 years ago.
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you see this tiny bottle?"
at Mrs. Dingle's dinner.”
“ Yes. Does It contain perfume?"
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"N o; it contains acid. I teat the en
"The steak was underdone.”— Balti
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