CRITICISING A CRITIC. For th* Puriat Who Found Flaw* In G ray'* “ Elogy.’ To look for and find in masterpiece* littli* flaws. rval or Imagined. Is au oc- 011 put ion that must lia r* Its mysterious Joys, otherwise, ns it brings no protit, the task would uot command all the time and labor that are devoted to it aor would every such discovery be so •xultlngly proclaimed. This condition Is I wised, or, rather. Its repetition, by the letter in which a correspondent confessed that, having heard verbal perfection ascribed to Gray'* "Elegy, he was moved carefully to examine the verses on the chanco of proving this praise undeserved. And he did, he thinks, having found no less than two errors In the lines: Point* T h eir name, their years, spelt by the un- lr t 'r r c il tv.use T c place o f fam e and elegy supply. Aiul many a holy text around ah* strews T o teach the rustic m oralist to die. "N am e" should be "name*.’ ' this au­ thority declares, for the reason that the ston es-ban not one but several names, and "many a holy text," being singular, demands “teaches" Instead of "teachr Now, Just why Gray put the word "name” In the singular and not In the pin* al might be made tbe subject of in­ genious Inquiry, with any one of half a doxen sufficient explanations as recom­ pense and all Inconclusive, but to see force in the diversity o f village patro­ nymics—that requires more than Inge­ nuity; It demands perversity. As for “ many n holy text,” that does Indeed, the grammarians say. insist that a verb in immediate sequence be slngu lar. Even the grammarians admit, however, with Innumerable writers of both verse nud prose, that If the verb be in a later clause tbe plural idea In voiced In “ many” can properly be al­ lowed to govern. Would our corre- s|K)iident insist that when tbe estima­ ble W. Scott, quoted by Goold Brown in debating this very question, wrote In H aw ick twinkled m any a light. Behind him soon they set in n igh t— the “ they" should have been turned to “ lt V The change would at least be amusiug. That much can be said. Critics o f this sort never w ill learn that rules for linguistic usage are not applied to but are deduced from w rit­ ers tike Gray and Scott, that what such men do is right because they do It and that no further Justlflcatlon is needed.—New York Times. COURSE OF A PITCHED BALL FIELD NOTES REPRESENTATIVE W. C. HAWLEY When you keep a boy interest­ ed in football, baseball, tennis, SHOULD BE RE-ELECT» TO CONGRESS and the like, you l e s s e n the Because n ability, experience chances that he will get interest­ and qualifications no opposing ed in things not so good for him. candidate can compare favor­ The Youth’s Companion, since its enlargement, gives generous ably with him. space to this matter o f athletic Because to large abilities and e f­ training, and gets the b e s t ficiency is added his known coach.>s in the country to write honesty, manhood and charac­ for i t ter. How to practice to become a first-rate pitcher, how to train Because, born in Oregon, he has for a race, how to learr the new­ known her people and needs est strokes in swimming these all his life, and has already se­ and a hundred other topics of the cured millions of dollars for greatest interest to boys to girls public improvements in the too, for that matter are touched First District upon in this imjxirtant depart­ (Please read statement in voters ment o f The Companion. And this is only a small part pamphlet giving his successful o f the service which The Com­ work and his platform,) panion renders in any h o m e Republican Congressional Com­ which it enters. It has points mute, W. J. Culver, Chairman, of contact with a hundred inter­ ests. Salem, Oregon. (Paid Adv.) I f you do not know The Com­ panion as it is to-day, l e t us sonc( you one or two current is­ sues free, that you may thor­ REPUBLICAN TICKET oughly test the paper’s quality. For U. S. Senate— We will send also the Forecast ROBERT A. BOOTH. for 1915. For Congress— W IL L IS C. H A W L E Y . Every new subscriber who For Governor— sends $2 00 for the 52 weekly is­ JAMES W ITHYCOMBE. sues o f 1915, will receive free all For State Treasurer— the issues of the paper for the THOS. B. K A Y . remaining weeks o f 1914; also For Supreme Court— THOS. J. M'BRIDE. the Companion Home Calendar H E N R Y J. BEAN. for 1915. L. T. H ARRIS. The Youth’s Companion, H E N R Y L. BENSON. 144 Berkeley St. For Attorney General— Boston, Mass. GEO. M. BROWN. For Supt. Public Instruction— Subscriptions taken by The M AIL J. A. CH U RC H ILL. For State Engineer— JOHN H. LEW IS. For Commissioner o f Labor— 0. P. HOFF. For Railroad Commissioner— F R A N K J. M ILLE R . For Supt. Water Division No. 1— JAMES T. CHINNOCK. COUNTY OFFICERS State Senator— A. M. L A FO LLE TTE C. P. BISHOP. Representatives— D A N A H. A LLE N . S. H. BROWN. T. BROWN. D. C. THOMS. G. W. WEEKS. County Commissioner— W. H. GOULET. County Sheriff— W IL L IA M ESCH. County Clerk— M AX GEHLHAR. County Recorder — MRS. M ILD RED R.BROOKS. County Treasurer— D. G. DRAGER County Surveyor— B. B. HERRICK, JR. County Coroner— A. M. CLOUGH. Justice o f tbe Peace (local) — J. B. GRIER. Constable (local)— H E N R Y SMITH. (Pd. Adv.). Why a Straight Fast One Jumps Side­ ways In the Air. That a pitched baseball curves In the direction in which the nose o f the ball Is moving because o f tbe splD—upward If the twist given by the pitcher is up­ ward. toward the right if the twist is to the right, and so on—is a matter of ex|*erience that Is quite comprehensi­ ble. hut how a bard pitched ball should jump sidewise in a most irregular maimer, although pitched straight without spinning is certainly puzzling In the Journal o f the Franklin Insti­ tute Professor W. S. Franklin o f Le- high university expounds the phenome­ non as well us the philosophy o f tw ist­ ed balls. Multitudes o f “ fans" who have always supposed that tbe baffling qualities of a straight pitched ball were due simply to Its swiftness never sustiected this eccentricity. Professor Franklin states the case In this way: Consider a very smooth ball which is moving through still water without spinning. There is certainly no more reason why the ball should Jump to the right than to the le ft Therefore it must continue to move straight fo r­ ward. That is good logic. But such a ball is no more subject to logic than is a sharp stick. Tb e fact is that the ball does jump sidewise and in a most Ir­ regular manDer. This may be shown by dropping a smooth marble in a Jar o f still water. The marble goes nearly straight for several inches and then suddenly Jumps sidewise. Similarly a smooth baseball jumps sidewise irreg­ ularly as It mores through the air if ; the ball is not spinning. The explanation lies In the fact that 1 a nifddly moving stream o f air splits | when it flows past a ball with unstable dividing lines or vortex sheets. The unstable sheet w ill spurt now upward. now downward. Tbe condition is the 4 acres inside corporate limits o f 1vljen the kail splits the air and Stayton only four blocks from business Is shunted in a glancing manner past j gectlonf w e|| improved, all clear, no in- flu* l>at The only requisite for this ! j cumbrances, good buildings and or- ha filing effect is power In the pitcher’s ; ! chard. Price $3500, terms. FARM PROPERTY FOR SALE CHEAP arm fit. Pleasant The services conducted by Rev. Large Sunday morning was well attended. Effie and Elmer Itay spent Sat­ urday and Sunday with their sis­ ter, Mrs. Don Wright o f Mill City. The Misses Downing, and little brother. Clifford, were guests at the Ed Smith home Sunday. Grace Shank was the guest of the P. H. Lambert home Sun. J. H. Kloer lost a valuable horse one day last week. Irvine Ray spent Sunday with his sister, Mrs. Linn Lambert. G. H. Ray was a Stayton visit­ or Tuesday. I Mrs. Linn Lambert called to see Mr*. Leslie Townes and little daughter one day last week. Harry Shank was an Albany visitor Sunday. Mrs. John Huber was a visitor at the H. Montgomery home on Saturday. Probably. Mrs. N ew lyw ed—I wonder w hy we are growing tired o f each other? New- ly w e d - I haven’t an Idea. Mrs. N.— Yes. Maybe that is the reason.—Lon­ don Telegraph. 65 acre farm } mile from town and | railroad, good bottom land, modern | buildings, good fences, 30 acres under I cultivation. Price $75.00 per acre J 1 down bal. a yrs. 69 *. Abstracts showing clear title and warranty deeds will be furnished free you with each o f the above tracts. Public A t my place, known as the old Pennebaker place, am 1-4 mile north o f Mehama on • 4 Tuesday, October 27 Sale Commences at 10 A. M. The following described, property: ■ ■ Farm Stock One good farm wagon One No. 12 plow Marvin Long is on the sick list One brood mare this week. One shovel plow One gelding, 8 yrs. old One spike-tooth lever harrow One last spring colt Mehama Mites One cultivator 2 milch cows, one fresh next mo. Rue Drager made a business One hay rack trip to Portland Wednesday and one giving milk, fresh in spring returned Thursday. . . , . , One double set heavy harness Mrs. Fred Horner and child- 1 heifers, one fresh in the spring One set of light harness ren of Mill City who have been one is a grade Holstein visiting with relativs in Mehama, One De Laval cream separator returned to their home Wcdnes- 3 spring calves j day. 10 to 15 cords of stove wood Lee Berry o f Lyons passed through Mehama Farm Machinery Grindstone Iron kettle Mrs. Waterman and Mrs. Mer- cer visited at the Hay s home One hack in good repair Other small tools and articles Mr. and Mrs. Long of Crab­ tree spent Sunday with their son Marvin at the D. Townes home. 3 acres inside corporate limits • af Strange Arabian Custom. i Stayton, a 1 I under cultivation, fine In a Tripoli cemetery the grave- ; large house and other buildings. A stones, with bowls or saucers sunken | home fo r any one wishing to In the cement, indicate that the one | live in town. Price $3500, terms. who lies buried there was a person o f wealth and importance. These recep- 1 80 seres all under cultivation 1) miles tael**«, however, are not for flowers, as , from Sublimity, Oregon, matadnm out* might imagine, but to hold water road, good fences, modern buildings, a for birds. The birds are said to bring thorough’ y up-to-date farm in every good fortune so the drinking basins Price $115 pt.r acre> terms, are not provided wholly fo r love of ' 200 acre stock farm, 65 acres under them. cultivation; 100 acres more can be read- ily cleared and cultivated, 1 , 000,000 feet Helping Her. "You loved her very much T ' o f standing timber on place, running "So much that when her first hus­ water, good buildings and fences. band died I married her that 1 might Price $45.00 per acre one-half down share her grief and so lessen I t ” bal. 3 yrs. 6 '/ “ And how did it work?” 140 acres highly improved,good build- q .ln ^ a v “ Fine! I'm sorrier now for his death than she is.’’ —Houston P o s t ings and fences in Waldo Hills. Price ° $65.00 per acre, terms. The Weekly Oregonian 1 Year For 75 cents Subscribe at The Mail Office NOW! ! F r id a y . The W W . C. T. U. met at the home O f Mrs. C. A. Mulkey Thursday. Mrs. Jim Parker and two : ons spent Sunday night at the Lewis Stout home, Meeting the Supply. .Mrs. Helter—Tommie, don’t “ ——— — —— think you’ve had enough chocolates? For further information, inquire ° f t fl|J NPWsnan(>rc Tommie—No, mother. There are two S. H. Heltzel, Deidrich Building, Stay- , U le f t —Life. j I ton, Oregon. I Big bundle for 10c at the Mail office. — TERM S— Sums o f $10. and under, cash. Over $10. ; credit o f 6 months will be given on bankable note at 8^ interest. 4% discount for cash on sums over $10. JIM RICHARDS, Auct. A. BIELSER