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Hezekiah Alfalfa Butterworth
came to town this week.
The
event was not so notable except
that Hez came for the express
purpose of getting a haircut and
a shave. As his hirsute appen
dage had not been pruned for
over ten years there was some-!
thing doing in the tonsorial par
lor.
W h e n t h e barber got |
through with him he looked like
a n old he-goat i n the me**ry
month of May. The livery sta
ble men would not let Hez have
his horse till h e produced an
identification card a n d a flour
sack full of amputated whiskers.
Every Boy and Girl
Wants a Watch!
Skit Peeper traded one of his
hound dogs f o r a phonograph
last week.
Mrs. Peeper says
she wishes he would trade back.
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W e want every pipe and cigarette smoker
in this country to know how good D uke's
M ixture is.
Mrs. Beryl Kornbubble clean- ]
ed out her husband’s calabash
pipe the other day.
She was|
much surprised at the contents.!
which consisted o f a 5 cent cut
of Standard Navy, t w o large
chews of Spearmint and a large
irregular hunk o f vascular sub
stance that looked like it might
be the major portion of Korn-
bubble’s left lung.
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W e want you to know th *t every grain in that big
one and a half ounce 5e sack is pure, clean tobacco
— a delightful sm oke.
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And yon should know , too, that with each sack you
now get a book o f cigarette papers and
A Free Present Coupon
T h ese coupons are good for hundreds o f valuable pres
en ts, such as watches, toilet articles, silverware, furni
ture, and doaens o f other articles suitable for every member
o f the family.
You will surely like D u k e’s M ixture, made by Liggett
«$■ M yers at D urham , N . C ., and the presents cannot fail
»o pleas« you and yours.
A« a special offer.
during January
and February only
we will send yoa
our new illustrated
c a t a l o g o f presents
FREE. Just send us
your name and address
on a postal.
Coupons from Duke's M ixture may be
assorted xt ith tags from HORSE
SHOE, J .T.. TINSLEY’S NATURAL
LEAF. GRANGER TW IST, coupons
from FOUR ROSES ( 10c-tin double
<cufiou). PICK PLUG CUT. PIED-
MONT CIGARETTES. C U X CJGA-
R E T T E S . and o f.£yr tags or coupon»
issued by * 5 .
Premium Oept.
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Colonel J. Filibuster Flounce,
the oratorical wind jammer and
promoter was in town last week
and handed out his usual line of
“ bull.” As he did not pay the
office of the Squawker a visit we
cannot tell just at what moment.
he will come back, but that he
will come at some time is cer-l
tain. He intends to put Squab-
town on the map or bust a sus
pender. The Colonel always has
a long-necked bottle and a box
o f Washington Cabinet cigars
handy. W’atch for him.
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ST. LOUIS, MO.
Auction Sale
I WILL SELL AT PUBLIC - AUCTION
M ONDAY, FEB.
Published every Thursday by
E. M. Olmsted and W . C. Parry-
Entered as second class m atter at the postoffice at Stay ton,
Marion county, Oregon, under the act o f Congress o f March 3, 1879.
All communications should be addressed to T he S tayton M a il .
S U B S C R I P T I O N S , S l .o O p e r y e a r l a advance
A d v e r t is in g R a te s o n a p p lic a tio n
C ards of T hanks — $ .50
O bituaries - $1.00 up.
Positively all papers stopped on expiration o f subscription
The Democrats will never know peace until they have operat
ed on the tariff.
Yet the Panama canal may change the climate.
It has al-
feii y caused a sort of chilliness between America and England.
Just as peace is about to be decided in the Balkans, Greece
file a petition for an unknown island, and all the work has to be
done over again.
A professor says there are 10,000,000 tunes in the world. It
see ms strange that only three or four of them have ever gotten in
to musical comedy.
Dr. Cook, o f Pole discovery fame, says his object in going
Into vaudeville is to get into close contact with the people: also,
no doubt, the people’s dimes and dollars.
Inasmuch as the Democrats national platform failed to fix
the waist line for women, the waist line will probably continue to
luc uate as usual during the coming four years.
C T H P li'
One ^eam horses, one registered Jersey
w I U wlVa
cow, one bull, five head dairy cows,
five heifers, three hogs.
Uarnocc
Im nlom ontc*0ne set tlouWe
n d l l l C O O , l l l i p i c l l l c l l l o . harness, o n e
set single harness, one wagon, one spring wagon, one
mower, o n e rake, one spring-tooth harrow, and one
drag harrow.
Household Goods, Etc.
TERMS OF SALE:
All sums under $10.00, cash. Sums
of $10.00 and over, 6 month’s time at l (/c interest on
good security.
Squabtown Squawker.
Tangent citizens are making
an effort to secure incorporation
papers from the Legislature.
G. C. SIMS, Owner.
J. A . RICHARDS, Auctioneer.
Stayton State Bank
at Stayton, In the State of Oregon, at the
close of business, Feb. Ith. 1913.
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RESOURCES
Loans and discounts .
1 62.001 1«
Overdraft«, secured and unsecured..
45
Bonds and w arrants...........................
15,uu) 00
Banking bou se ........
5,500 00
Furniture and fixtu res...
. 3,500 00
Other real estate owned
27,350 00
Due from banks «not reserve banks)
224 78
Due from approved reserve banks ..
15,699 M
Checks and other cash items ..
9*13 99
Cash on h a n d ...................
fi .'252 10
E x p e n s e s ........................
279 08
1 ¿60 VI
Other resources....................................
T otal .................................. 1138,570 30
LIABILITIES
Capital stock paid in .
1 35,000 00
U ndivided Profits
224 12
Individual deposit» subject to
c h e c k ................................................
84.3*6 51
Tim e certificates of d eposit...............
19,*/* M
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Note« and bill» rediscounted
Bills payable for m oney b o rro w e d ..
5,000 00
T otal .................................. «138.570 3»
Plate of Oregon
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C ounty of Marion f ’
I, W. Richardson,Cashier of the above named
bank, d o solem nly swear that the above state
ment is true to the best o l my knowledge and
belief.
W. R ichardson , Cashier
Subscribed and aworn to before me this 111li
day of Feb., 1313.
SWH H rltzkl
Notary Public
C orrect—Attest:
Geo. S paniol
E . P. S chott
Directors.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Farmers and Merchants Bank
of Slayton, In the state of Oregon, at the clone
of business Feb.4 ,1913.
R n otm cn .
Loan* and discou nt*........................... I 60,913 31
Overdraft» »ecured and unsecured.
530 V
Bond» and warrant» ..........................
],000 00
Banking h ou ae.......................................
4,415 30
Furniture and fixture«........................
3,045 73
Due from approved reaerve bank»..
19,399 5»
Check» and other cash item »............
147 49
Ca«h on h a n d .......................................
7,8*5 51
Expen«e»
.......................................
1,096 39
Since prison yawns for physicians and surgeons in Colorado,
dp; take out perfectly healthy appendixes, while looking at the
39 in
ocketbook o f the patient, the fashion will decline.
But the man o th e r re»our»e»......................................
T otal ....................................... 1100,493 5«
ho really has appendicitis should worry and call the doctor never-
Liaoturao.
heless.
Capital «took paid in .......................... | 35,000 00
A Forest Grove man has discontinued his home paper for a
short time in order to break his neighbor of borrowing it and in an
effort to get him to subscribe. This is a new wrinkle, but if the
jij hbor could take a hint it should prove effective.
m.
The following goods to the highest bidder:
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
The S TA Y TO N M AIL
17 , .o il
at my place ONE-HALF MILE WEST OF MEI1AMA, |
Undivided proflu................................
3»o 99
Postal savings bank deposit»............
37 74
Deposlu due State Treasurer............
5,000 00
Individual deposits «object to check
47,761 75
Demand certificate« of deposit................
1,0»« 30
Time certificates of deposit...................... 31,732 »8
A Medford painter was last home revealed a large amount of erected by the Southern Pacific
week caught burglarizing a groc loot from previous robberies.
at the State reform school, saya
ery store, and a search of his
A railroad depot is b e i n g an exchange.
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State of Oregon j
County of Marlon}
I,H. I.. Stewart. Cashier of the above named
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Mr. Lounsberry, who deserted the orchard and the spraying
urnp for a pistol and a mask, and harvested the mail sacks in-
erd o f apples, has the delightful prospect of another prison term
h ,i he completes the one he’s working on. says the Medford
WARR»» lttCHARISVON
Notary Public
' u . Which in very true. But poor man, if he had an orchard | C orrect Attes»:
A. D G arpnkr
¡nd Medford, he probably had to do some work on the side to
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