T V ..e STAYTON MAIL Published even Thursday by E. M. Olmsted arid W. C Parry IM M M M SAMANTHA JANE HIGGINS T H E EM PEROR A N D FATE Bv THEODORE BORLAND Entered » » »ecord class mutter at the postoffice at Stayton, Marion county, Oregon, under the act of Congress of March 3, 187V*. A ll communications should be addressed to T he STAYTON M a il . of Squdbtown near Lick Skillet Is candidate for Oregon Senate as a starter— to express her opinion of T E D D Y F L I P F L O P . She wants the following placed after her name on the ticket: C o p y rig h t b y A m erlo»» Dr*»» A s s o ­ ciation 1911. There was once a young tunu who Heed In a couutry that hud lung been ruled by « Hue of profligate king- At j C a r d s o f T h a n k s -$ .50 O h m i a h i t a -$1.00 up. last the people, tunddeueil by their wrongs ami by hunger, rose up lu Positively all pn¡ ers stopped on expiration o í subset it itoti. their might, beheaded the king and his j queeu and secretly made away with the heir apparent so that no successor • might luhertt the throne Then they killed all the nobles on whom the king ly power restinl aud eetahllsheil a re Eugene will have a carnival public. this year. This young man. who was a soldier by profession, stood by the palace ami witnessed the fury of the mob. lie Bend claims to be the “ city of had not suffered himself from the toy electric energy. ” al tyranny, but could understand the All rooms are studying George vengeance these people coveted Nev Pendleton is planning a new Washington this month. eftheless the scene Impressed him with the undesirability of anarchy. The gravity city water system. Gertie Shepherd has returned kings of other countries turned ont their armies to force the revolutionists Santa Barbara. Calif., is plan- to school after two weeks absence, to put back the monarchy, and the ning new' street improvements. Miss Tapscott’s room has had young soldier fought with the urmles ---------- perfect attendance this month. of his country against these sover­ The Dalles has changed the J Others should profit b y their eigns. From the flrst It was apparent that names o f a number o f her streets, good example. he had lu him the elements of a great I general. He soon obtained the com Those absent f r o m M i s s niand of an Independent army and A Cottage Grove dispatch says s Smith’s room this week on ac­ fought battle after battle, winning ev that plum trees and garden peas count of sickness are Retta Bur- ery one till his enemies retreated with­ are in bloom. in their own borders and left him mas res and Lesley Dunagan. ter of the situation. There is to be a 1200-acre game In monthly examinations A l­ The young man. naturally ambitious, was tired by this success to greater preserve established near Spring- bert Lulay received the highest deeds. Obtaining other armies he field, Oregon. average in the second grade and went on foreign conquests, always re T. V. Fischer has returned Ella Spaniol in the third grade. turning successful. This won for him home from Lebanon. the plaudits of the people, and when The highway between Ashland I Two rooms have made an aver- they placed the government In the Jos. Prange is visiting at ML and Klamath Falls will be com­ age o f more than 95 per cent hands of three associate governors Angel again this week. pleted this summer. they made the general the flrst of the ; every' month this year and have three. But be did not remain long at “ Sw ift Water Bill” was i n received a certificate o f attend­ home Fresh wars called him to other Portland merchants, as a unit­ town a few days this week. ance from the Countv School fields, but he always conquered, and ed body have opened war on fake t whenever he did so he attached some Mrs. Louis Schott is visiting at ; Superintindent. additional territory to his own couutry. advertising stunts. Shaw a few days this week. Miss Jewett, a former teacher And so absorbing one territory after another from what had been a king Joe Schrewe and Dr. O ’ Leary The Umatilla county Good in our school visited the school dum he established nn empire made a trip to Portland Monday. Roads association will discuss the this week. She gave a very in- And now. since he was appointing his brothers to govern these countries West good roads bill soon. teresting talk to the High School J. A. Ditter and Miss Rosa! he had conquered, making them kings. and eighth grade. We are glad Ditter left Monday morning for ... , ,, , . , . , | „ . - . It was necessary that he should have Work on the b ig 2600 foot tun-¡to have our former teachers with for himself a title even higher than North Yakima. nel on the Oregon Eastern near us again. j that of kin*, so the legislative body From what has been reported. Vale has been commenced. . r . c „ ' uuff rred on him the title of emperor. ____ In the February County Spell- j putting it to the vote of the people Sublimity will have number of SUBS^. !>: 11 * 1 I O N S , $l.oO pt»f ytiiir tu a d v s n o o AUverttHluu H o t o s o n e x p l i c a t i o n Northwest Clips '* 47 years old and not married yet~can not read or write—has a wart on the side of her nose and wears the same hat she wore when Cleveland was first elected president." (Solomon turned over again) OOL 75c voile one-half price going for $1.00 voile one-half price going for $ 1.50 voile one-half price going for $2.00 voile one- half price going for $2.50 voile one-half price going for ................................37JC per yard .................................... 50c per yard .................................... 75c per yard ...............................$1.00 per yard ............................... $1.25 per yard 110 gallon galvanized oil tank at a price.->$61.00 Computing Scales, good as new, one-third cost price. j TR O TTER ’S STORE, Stayton Sublimity Shots ME mg the ItcGilchriHt-Savage wed­ Grant Ashby spent the week­ ding. He also made a trip t o end with his family in Salem. Portland. Mrs. Joe Morley spent the day A party given at the Shelton Sunday at the C. Morley home. home Friday night was on- Will Humphreys and wife vis- joyed by alargo number o f peo- iu>d at the Nott home Sunday pie. The evening was spent in ! evening. playing games and music. At midnight a fine supper was serv- ¡ T. B. Patton and family visited ed consisting o f oyster soup, cake with their daughter, Mrs. Jones, and many other good things. on Sunday. The party broke up about 2 u. m. Mr. Geo. Caspcll is enjoying a and everyone went home tired, visit with his brother’s wife and but with the memory of a very daughter from Canada. pleasant evening. I Miss Lois McElhaney visited Mc Alpin Notes a The fire loss at Houston is $7.- inR cont*-at some good grades rm « \ the n t men t. In d 000 000 o f which onlv about 40 vvere mac*e - Out Ot nineteen PU- he was seated on an Imperial throne per cent is covered by insurance. pils in the seventh * r ade four' J * *■* !* teen names were sent to the Co. ’ f f . h*; g ?ry nm1 p °-«'r. one 0 . , night he had n dream. He dreamed Chehalis residents are fighting Supt., and out Ot eleven pupils that he v u sitting on his throne, the crown on his head, the seep the payment for a sewer which in the sixth grade nine were sent Imperial ter in his band, and a throng of cour to the Co. Supt. they claim fails to benefit them. tiers passing before him. bowing to blra There were 61,483 jack rabbits killed in Klamath county during 1911, according to the number of ears brought in for bounty. . . , . The mining exhibits sent to ‘ ” ‘ “ the Northwest Mining convention at Spokane from Josephine county brought forth many ad­ miring remarks. Over 140.000 persons were treated for the “ hook worm’ ’ by the Rockefeller Institute during the past .year. None of the “ in­ valids” came from Oregon, how­ ever. at home a few days last week. I Her mother accompanied her to i Mehama on Sunday. Bertha Doerfler visited home automobiles this year. „ ... ... folks over Sunday. For the first time in the histo- Farm for »ale—2 mile» e u t of Jor­ Mrs. Z. Downing made a trip ry of Sublimity, apples art* sell­ dan. 352 acre», 2 houaea with out­ ing at 2 for 5 cents. Who said to Salem Monday. building*. Price $66 per acre. Suit­ taxes were high. Floyd Humphreys made a trip able for two partira. 2-29 r. Joe Schwint. It looks natural to see the smil­ toSilverton Monday. ing face of Fred Albus back in the Ditter-Bell store again, even if he will only be there for a week or so. He is taking J. A. Ditter’s place. The school month closed last as they passed. Among them the em­ peror noticed a figure clad In unseem­ Friday and the report is as fol­ ly apparel to wear at court, having lows: The enrollment is boys 90. notbing about his or her figure—for g i r 1 s, 86. total. 176. Whole there seemed to be no sex—only a flow- __ i . , . , . i lng robe of poor material. This per- moer d a y s taught during gon parsed the emperor without a bow, Miss Lizzie Doerfler of Louis- month, 19. Whole number days keeping his strange eyes on the sover- attendance, 3216. Number pu- e,pn a" the whlIe- burg was an evening caller at „ -.I , . , __ “ Who are you?” asked the emperor. the hame o f John Zuber Sunday pils neither absent or late, 87. -Fate.” evening. She left for S a l e m Average daily attendance’ 169. “Ah. you are Fate, are you? Wbnt Monday where she expects to Per cent, o f attendance, 95.3 per aref you dolnK + V'___ l “I came to Implant within your brain Cent- Number o f visits by par. that which will accomplish my Inten- work this spring. ents, 11. tions for you. One of Herman Riesterer’s “ What are those Intentions?" ‘‘It Is not meet that mortals should horses, while attempting to jump know what I have In store for them.” a woven wire fence one day last "A t least tell me what will he m.v week, caught one of its front end." The figure turned and looked up­ feet on the top wire and fell, ward. The emperor's gaze followed in breaking a bone in its head. F’or the same direction, and he saw a pic­ some time it was thought i t ture. toward which he seemed to lie The Klamath Falls Odd Fel­ moving. It was a rock surrounded by would not live, but it is doing water, the waves Incessantly heating nicely at present. lows are contemplating the es­ upon it. Presently he stood on the tablishment of a club room, with rock himself. It was a desolate place, bowling alleys, billiard room and and with him were only a few of those whom he had ennobled. Soldiers of a other furnishings for the benefit foreign nation loitering about Indi o f its members. cated that he was a prisoner. He en F. T. T ’.iayer was in Scio last tered an unpretentious house, from which he would never emerge. week. Santa Barbara has just been The scene changed, and lie lay (lying the scene of another leap year W. R. Ray was i n Portland in this bouse. The few friends who had accompanied him stood about him this week. marriage. Miss Cassie Ruiz, a to her Jewelry because it was bought but no wife, no child. Then the pie beautiful “ hello girl” captured a here and is therefore of the finest qual­ ture rolled away, and the emperor sat H. Senz and family spent Sun­ confirmed bachelor who changed ity. Any girl is naturally proud of alone on bis throne. He awoke wlih a day at the Pietrok home. his mind the minute he heard her whatever she purchased here or what­ dreadful sensation and slept no more till morning, when he fell Into a trou Linn Lambert and Leslie Tow­ musical voice over the telephone. ever was bought for her. We carry the bled slumber. When he nivoke all nes went to Scio Monday. memory of bis dream had left him. most artistic lines of gold and silver Notice to the Public Not long after this he started on an Mrs. T. Townes spent Satur­ jewelry in town, as well as high-grade other ‘campaign. Thus far lie had The two leading magazines of the Pa­ day afternoon visiting Mrs. Lee selections of diamonds, rubies, pearls ' n* ver failed and did not think It possl cific Coast, the Pacific Monthly and ble for him to fail. He marched an Downing. ; army Into a northern country In the the Sunset, have been consolidated un­ .Ve a. o grind and mount agates into dead o t winter. The people of that lA*slie Townes and F’ox Thayer der the title o f “ Sunset— the Pacific rings, scarf pins, cufT links, broaches, couatry retreated before him. (les..oy attended the dance a t Jordan Monthly.” etc. ed their granaries and burned their Saturday night. cities. H i» army, cold nnd starving It ia the intention of the publishers made a horrible retreat, a very few Bessie Lee l e f t Wednesday to spare no money nor effort to make i t his soldiers again regaining their Experienced Jeweler and Optician morning for Mill city where she Sunset— the Pacific Monthly a credit to • wn country. From this point the emperor'» star will be employed indefinitely. the West and a magazine of national steadily went down. down. He made value and importance. M . R 1 N G 0 Mrs. 0. Shelton of Scio, spent ¡desperate effort» to retrieve Ids falling To introduce it to new readers, we fortunes, but achieved no permanent Saturday and Sunday with her Embaimer success. All those kingdoms lie bsd will make the following special offer: Undertaker a n d parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Ray. subdued, seeing that b b tide had turn­ Send 50c in stamps, and we will put Third and Marion Streets ed, Joined together to crush blru. He Mrs. T. Townes returned home I your name on our subscription list for staked all on one decisive battle and Tuesday after spending a month STAYTON, OREGON lost. the next four months, and will send you or two in Stayton with her son lie gave himself up to one of the free a copy o f the superbly illustrated Dog Tax Notice. fclngs who defeated him nnd was sent and family. Mid-Winter number, and also the fam­ The annual dog tax of *2.50 on a|| to a rock in the midst of a great ocean ous Sunset Indian poster, securely pack­ 4 months dogs of age is due on the 1st There he (lied surrounded by a few ad­ Misses Fllsie and Mabel Thayer ed in a mailing tube. It will make a o f March. Call at the recorder’» office herents. bnt neither hi« wife nor hi» returned to Lebanon Sunday eve beautiful ornament for your front room and get tags. The ordinance provides on were with him. after spending a few days with His name was Napoleon Bonaparte. that all dogs found running loose with- or den. There was n saying among the an­ their parents. Send your order to Fred Lockly, o t a tag Rfter the 1st of March shall cients that those whom the gods wish N o thwestern Manager, Sunaet—the , b ' ' '!“ ht and pUcid in t,ie «'ly pound to destroy'they flm m ukc mad.’ Harry Shank s p e n t several I and sold or killed. I. Pacific Monthly, Portland, Oregon. She Points With Pride Ü É fit. Pleasant E. R O Y & S O N DONT FORCE! THAT NEW SUIT OF CLOTHING FOR EASTER SUNDAY Everybody will want a new suit for that occasion and we have spared no time and pains, nor money to get the best and newest styles money can procure. Look them over. W e have also added the following new items to our Grocery line, Fresh Cabbage every week, Parsnips, Onions, Dritd Apples, Peaches, Etc. For the chicks we have chick food, scratch food, bone meal, oyster shell, etc., at prices that can not be beaten anywhere. Also a full line o f all kinds o f fresh seeds. Thousand head­ ed kale seed in hulk at per pound 60 cents J. days in Salem last week attend- j Give us a call and get the BEST at the LO W EST PRICES. W. F. KLECKER’S STAYTON’S BEST STORE, Stayton, Oregon