/ .s i ft ri Go and Hear Homer Davenport, but DON’T M IS S the Big Tent OTATE ORGANIZER, FORESTERS OF AMERICA. ^ Show of the Gon,mercial glub Next Monday. i ST AVION MAIL Si A N K W H PA PK M t i f f . KOM. A N D MY TM K P B C P L 8 OP ST A Y T O N , AND V ICIN ITY . ft 16th Year, No. 5. STAYTON, MARION COUNTY, OREGON, MARCH J& 1910. Serial No. 73#./ », DELAY TENT Barth and 6om et J. HASSLER SHOW TO to Plunge Swiftly DROPS IN but Safely by One MONDAY FIELD Another on May 18 Out o f courtesy to Homer o f Silverton, the famous cartoonist, the Stayton Commercial Club has postponed its Big Tent Show tw o days, or until after Sunday, Mr. Daven­ port will lecture and draw at the ()j>cra House Friday and Saturday nights, March 18-19; the Commercial d id ) show and benefit, in Mr. F. A. Rolnrrtson's Electric Theatet, next M onday evening, March 21, commencing I at 7:30. Biggest show yet. | Davenport, H err/ Wirth, of Stayton, a Member of Gonrt Stayton No. 71. FGRESTIC CAMPAIGN COMPELS ATTENTION IN FRATERNAL FIELD His name is Henry Wirth. He is Henry Wirth, therefore. In working signing up new members for the for the Forester» In the Stayton dis­ Forest« rs o f America, in the Slayton trict, in soliciting members for Court district. j Stayton No. 71, has behind him not Henry Wirth needs no Introduction to ' on|y hi» own personality and past suc- ................ . t i B U y to a , in which c m - but the worth of the F. of A.. munity he has been a sterling citizen ! ** W*H- In «rder to become organiser for the past six years. Altho much o f ; for the Foresters, he had to resign hia his time has l»een spent in other towns j (K)silion as assistant grand master with o f the Willamette valley, in the in -1 the Artisans, no little sacrifice in itself. terest o f fraternal orders, yet he has And when a man holding such a position !>crn in Stayton often enough, has caUad . in a contem|sirary order gives it up Stayton home long enough, to be known j for the Forestlc work o f benevolence, it speaks very highly for the Foresters. o f men in this part o f the country. For fourteen months, ending March \ Work o f Foreatic organization can be H, liMO, he organize»! and worked for | safely carried on, as above stated, the tJniten *n ^ e afternoon; Mrs. Unruh at 7: Van Erman, $87; John Schwartz, $66, P- m- and lesser amounts to Ernest Schott, Guy Kearns is expected todaj’ to Andrew Rauscher, Frank Van Erman soend Sunday with his parents, his and a score o f other member». Yet father accomp anying him from Ri.lem the local lodge, Court Stayton No. 71, Warren Richardson spent thin week F. o f A., today has in its treasury in Portland. severnl hundred dollars, and hack o f A . Hornbuckle was a caller in tqw n it stands the order at large, with a jnembership in the nation o f 235,000. i uesday. Haba, Haba! And now the home­ stretch for the Commercial Club’s Big Tent Show Monday night, March 21. Be there. As Old Bill would say, “ Weil, well, well! Here I am again. Plenty o f time before the big show commences —fully one hour. Twenty-five cents, two dimes and a nick le, admits you on the inside. Remember, ladies and gentle­ men, all the living curiosities pictured before you on canvas, by Manager Floyd A. Robertson and the Stayton Commercial Club, are no more and no less than we have on the inside. Statues of the great, notorious English murderers, the deathbed o f Washing­ ton, the dying Zulu. Plenty o f time, as 1 said before, fully one hour before the large show commence*. “ Here, pictured before you on your right, is the largest woman in the world, weighing 1,300 pounds. You’ ll find her interesting in her conversation. She has a life history for sale. While here, upon your left, is the living skeleton. This man was born in the State o f Maine, a carpenter by occupa­ tion. You’ ll find him. also, interesting in conversation. He hss his life history for sale. See Nemee Brozee, the beautiful snake charmer, who handles the snake the same as you would a babe; an infant o f her own, with the greatest o f care and ease. The arm­ less man, the beautiful Circassian girl, the Siamese twins.” And while you may not get all these things at the Commercial Club’ s Big Tent Show Monday night, yet, as Old Bill further says: “ Ice cold lemon­ ade, found 149 feet under ground by the light o f a diamond. Stirred up by the forefinger o f Jenny Lind and sweetened by Tom Thumb. Made in the shade and mixed with a spade. Sold by Prof. Robertson and the Stayton Commercial Club. Sweetens the breath, smoothes the hair, puts a •mile on the countenance and sells for half fare; 25 cents for adults, 15 cents for children, and all at the Big Tent Show, Stayton, Monday night, March 21 . ” STAYTON SUNBEAMS. Charles Dunagan was arrested Wed­ nesday on a warrant from Eugene telephoned to the town marshal. De­ puty Marshal Davie made the arrest, and officer Alva Smith took Mr. Duna­ gan to Salem to turn him over to the sheriff o f Marion county on instructions o f the sheriff o f Lane county. The charge is said to be obtaining money under false pretenses. Miss Elizabeth Wilson, the new music teacher, who went to Salem Saturday, had a coki when she left Stayton. A letter to Mrs. Morton states that Miss Wilson’ s cold became worse, with the result that she could not return to her lessons here as soon as expected. She will probably return Sunday or Monday. The Oregon Moline Plow Co. gave Korinek & Mielke o f this city a chance to retail two Monitor drills on the Portland floor this week, which whs promptly done. Clifford Harol i went to Portland Tuesday, visiting J. H. Bryant while there. Curtis Cole is suffering from a wound caused by running s rusty nail in hia foot. During the absence o f Henry Smith, Alva Smith is acting marshal. S cientific A merican . o f Harvard. By a collision he under­ On May 18th next the earth will be stands, first, that any part o f the earth plunged Into the tail o f Halley's comet, strikes any part c f the com et’s head; and the head o f that body will be but second, that any part o f the earth 15,000,000 miles away. It is but •trikes the most condensed point in the natural that a thinking man should ask; head (the core) as dist nguished from Is there s possibility that the earth the larger nucleus. What the average may encounter a comet and thus come size o f a visible com et’«« head may be, we have no means o f knowing. Young to a frightful end? estimates that fo r a telescopic comet Curiously enough, it was Hailey it averages from 40,100 to 100,000 miles himself who first pointed out the possi­ in diameter. The head o f the great bility. Whiston, Newton's successor comet o f 1811 was 1,200,000 miles; that in the Lucasian chair o f mathematics j o f Holme’s comet in 1892, 700,000 miles at Cambridge, was so alarmed at “ a and that o f naked eye comets generally chariot of fire” which flared up in his over 10C.9U) miles. day, that Halley was prompted to look In the last half o f the last century closely into its movements. His work 121 comets, including returns, pene­ led to the startling result that the comet, when passing through the des­ trated the sphere o f the earth’s orbit. cending node, had approached the From this Prof. Pickering infers that earth’ s path within a semi-diameter of we should expect to be struck by the the earth. Naturally, Halley wondered core o f a visible comet once in about what would have happened had the 40,000,000 years, and by some portion earth and the comet been actually so of the head once in 4,000,000 years. close together in their respective orbits. Since comets’ orbits are more thickly Assuming the comet’ s mass to have distriduted near the ecliptic than in been comparable with that o f the earth other regions o f the sphere, the (an assumption which we now know to - collisions would occur rather more have been utterly beyond reason) he frequently than this, but hardly as concluded that their mutual gravitation often as once in 2,000,000 years; and would have caused a change in the since it has been estimated that animal position of the earth in its orbit, tnd life has existed upon the earth for 100, consequently in the length o f a year. 000,000 years, a considerable number of This train of thought led him to con­ collisions, perhaps as many as fifty, sider what the result of an actual must have taker, place during that in- coliisaferwould have been, and he con­ ierYal, in IVof. Pickering’ s opinion, cludes that “ if so large a body with so evidently without producing any very rapid a motion were to strike the errth serious results. —a thing by no means impossible— The old notions o f tidal effects o f the shock might reduce this beautiful comets were based upon an erroneous world to its original chaos.” conception o f cometary masses. It Hence Halley not only dispelled the seems astonishing that a man o f mathematical superstition and the terror which Laplace’s wonderful once followed (p • comet’s wake, but powers should not have concluded that also pointed out a possibility which the a body like a comet, which can sweep superstitious Dark Age had never through the entire solar system with­ dreamed of. It seemed to Halley not out deranging a single one o f its mem­ improbable that the earth had at some bers, must have a mass so small that remote period been struck by a comet it cannot appreciably affect the waters which, coming upon it obliquely had o f the earth. As it is, comets are changed the position o f the axis of more likely to be captured by planets rotation, the north pole having (witness the comet families o f Jupiter originally, he thought, been at a point and Saturn) than to derange a member o f not far from Hudson’s Bay. The more solar system or to produce tidal affects. recent investigations o f Kelvin and Sir George Darwin completely upset any such theory. Since Halley’s time the chance o f a collision between the earth and a comet has engaged the attention o f many astronomical mathematicians. Laplace, for example, painted the possibility o f a collision with the earth so vividly that he startled his day and generation. He drew a picture o f a comet whose mass was such that a tidal wave some 13,000 or 14,000 feet high inundated the world, with the result that only the higher peaks o f the Himalayas and the Alps protruded. I.alande created a panic by a similar consideration of the subject in the paper which was intend­ ed for presentation before the Academy fo Sciences, but which was not read. Such was the popular excitement, that he felt himself constrained to allay the public fears as well as he could in a soothing article published in the Gazett de France. The masses assumed by both Laplace and Lalande afe so pre­ posterous that their theories are no longer seriously oonsidered by any sane astronomer. Since the day o f Laplace and Lalande there have been several comet "scares. ” Biela's comet crossed the earth’s orbit on October 29th, 1832. When that fact was announced, Europe was in a ferment. The orbit o f the earth was confused with the earth itself. Such was the popular excitement, that Arago took it npon himself to compute the possibilities of a conclusion. He pointed out the earth did not reach the exact spot where the comet had inter­ sected the earth's orbit until a month later, on November 30th, on which date the comet was 60,000,000 miles away. Incidentally he pointed out that a collision was always happily remote. He thought that the chances of a meet­ ing were about one in 281,000,000. Babinet, on the other hand, thought that a collision was likely to take place once in about 15,000,000 years. More recently the entire problem has been considered by Prof. W. H. Pickering Joseph Hassler, fstherinlsw of H. J. Mutxcliler of this city, dropped dead in the fipld near his house at Sublimity early Tuesday evening. Heart failure is attributed ns the cause of death. Interment was made Thursday at Sublimity. About the same time that Mr. Hassler expired, word was received from Salem that a son,Charles Hassler who haj been away from home for a year or more, was dying. It is further reported that another member of the same family, Joseph Hassler, is critically ill in the East. The sympathy of everybody goes forth to the stricken family. Joseph Hassler was a ki.id hearted man, and of a winning disposition, always having a friendly word to ex­ change with you whenever you met him. Thedecen-ed has resided with us a goodly number of years, »ml his absence will be keenly felt by the com m unity, and especially by hi* sur viving family. He has no •ma'I children to mourn the absence of » dear father, but it is hard indeed to part with a beioved parent, even if that child is grown up If be bus always been kind and loving to you, you will surely remember him until you are also chosen to answer death’s eaH. SUBLIMITY SUNSHINE. Stsvton Mail Correspondence Miss Tillies Amort, of Shaw, wliil« stopping to see a few of her frienil- here, tied her pony in the shed. A m I he, evidently thiuking time if his mistress could stop to see her friends he could do the same, and straightway began tugging at I he reins, which soon yielded and broke, leaving him free. Not knowing which way to proceed, lie somewhat hesitated in his attempt to escape, when jnst then a few boys noticed him loose in the street. They immediately caught The plunging o f the earth in the tail and retied him, much to the chagrin o f Halley’s comet naturally causes of the spirited little pouy. many to wonder what will be the effect With an expression on his face which upon the inhabitants o f the earth. Similar passages occured in 1819 and seemed to say ‘ Catch me if you can 1861, but no one was the wiser until girls,” one o f our well-to-do country long after. Some astronomers claim to lads drove homeward last week the have noticed auroral glares and proud possessor o f a fine new buggy, It meteoric displays at the time, but which he purchased while in town whether these were really associated is a fairly good sized buggy and wiil with the comet or not cannot definitely easily hold 2 or 3 occupants; so now, be stated. At all events, it may be girls, don’ t stand around to see who safely held that on May 18th next wiil make the 3tart in this enterprise, none o f us will be aware o f the fact but get right after it yourself. that we are literally breathing the tail B. Prange made business trip to the o f Halley's cornet. From this it may Capital and while there visited a few well be inferred that the wild tales o f o f his friends. the possible effects o f poisonous gases, Don’ t forget the basket social and tales for which the newspapers are very largely responsible, are utterly dance March 30. without foundation. It is true that a E. P. Schott and Ed. Meier, two pro­ comet’ s tail is composed of poisonous minent business men o f our town, and asphyxiating hydrocarbon vapors made a flying business and pleasure and o f cyanogen; but it is also true trip to Salem last week. that the actual amount o f toxic vapor is so small that when the earth is Miss Minnie Duman o f Fern Ridge pushed by the tail o f Halley’s comet, has entered the employment o f Jacob the composition o f atmosphere will not Frank, one o f our leading farmers. be so affected that a chemist could de­ That prospecting has not yet come to tect it. Flammarion has drawn a vivid | an end in Oregon, and especially in picture in his “ La Fin du Monde” of the possible effect o f passing through a i Marion county, was developed recently tail highly charged with vapors. He when it was reported that Clarence has shown us terrified humanity gasp­ Hunt and an unknown assistant are ing for breath in its death struggle still in search o f a buried treasure. with carbon mdnoxide gas, killed off Proof o f this has been obtained, by the with merciful swiftness by cyanogen, large and spacious excavations which and dancing joyously to an anwathetic they dug in the neighbors fields and death, produceb by the conversion of barnyards, in search o f the hidden the atmosphere into nitrous oxide or treasuse. dentist’s "laughing gas. ” No one of any common sense should be alarmed by these nightmares, particularly when it is considered that so diaphanously chin is a com et’s tail, that stars can be seen through it withont diminution in brightness. One o f G. W. Cleveland’s horses is out o f commission, and as he largely makes his living with his team the incident hits Mr. Cleveland very hard. There’ s a new buzz wagon in town, and Lee Kerber is at the propellor. Marshall Show Co. play at Mill City The small building which Frank Friday and Saturday. l,esley bought o f the Odd Fellows is W. W. Gar.'ner ia reported quite now in position by the Stayton hotel. sick. TWO SHOVELEKS W ANTED FOR cement job ; apply to S. Card, Stiyton. Mrs. Henline is no better. ■