AN
HONEST
DOCTOR
A D V IS E D P E -K U -N A .
ecuting In tho wltm-sa Isix, Is one o f th#
sights o f the town. Hut even he doe*
not bellov» Hint Hie English policeman
would accept a bribe not to Qo his
H ow
th * D irt V l l w
at
Is It Y our
Own Hair?
Panam a.
Lieutenant-Colonel George GeoHials,
dinlrman and chief engineer o f the
R. H Y L V K B T K lt K .H M IT II, Room
Isthmian cunal commission, told Fn-si
ZIH, Granite M ock, Kt. I.m ls, Mo.,
j dent llooacvelt late In January that
duly.
writes: “ Fwruiia U Uio Ixiot friend a
The saloon law Is very strict In Eng before January 1, 1915, the ditch which
«lok man ran have.
•
land, and Hi« opportunity Is large for Is to bisect the vertebrae o f the Anmrl
••A f»*w month« ago I cam « here in a
the «is-cles of "g ra ft" said to lie plen can continent wlll he completed and
wretched condition.
Exposure and
| that all wlll he In readiness fo r the
The Hrltlsh government In India '« tiful In many American cities.
daiiipni'»« iiad ruined my one« robu«t
considering n pfujii-t to link together
Tbe pay of the English police force first trip to make the little pleasure
hfulth. I hud calarriial affeollona of
the rivers Indus, Jilt-lam, Clieimh, Hens, Is miserable compared with American Journey from the Atlantic to tbe Fa-
Do you pin your hat to your
the bronchial tu t»«, and for a time thoro
lutvl and Sutlej, In order to equalize police salaries. In London $‘ i a week cltlo, so writes K»>y Crandall In the
own
hair? C a n ’ t do It?
w a« a doubt a« to my recovery.
the flow of water for Irrigation pur Is ii cop's pay after a year’s probation. Technical World Magazine. Inasmuch
" M y good honest old doctor ad v I m « o
Haven’t enough hair? It must
as the colonel Is noted for conservatism
tne to takn Peruna, wlilcli I did and In pose». Thus when there 1« a flood In With this In view possibly there might
and
caution,
It
Is
believed
that
he
feels
be
you do not know Ayer’s
one
o
f
the
river«
a
part
o
f
the
water
I k - more brlliery and corruption, more
a short time my health In-gan to Im
deep
down
In
his
own
heart
that
at
■
can
1st
diverted
to
it
|silnt
where
It
open
"gra
ft,”
but
for
the
organization
Hair
Vigor I Here’s an intro
prove* very rapidly, the bronchial
trouble gradually disappeared, and In may he more needed. In this way It is and discipline o f the force. These are least a year will he cut from that eati-
duction! May the acquaint
three mouth« my health wa« fu lly re believed Hull the dl«trlct o f the Pun simply superb. The roundsman, ser niate.
ance result in a heavy growth
jab, u name which mean» the Five It I v- geant and InHjieotor In England r«-nlly
stored.
H a s H e r Doubts.
ofrich.thick.giossyhair! And
"A ccep t a grateful man'« thank« for ers, can 1 » assured a «ulllclent water- work.
The constable on the street
“ I know there are sw-h things a* raln-
supply at all season».
lit« ro«toratlon to perfect health."
dares not get off the beaten track. The nruikers,” sighed Mr». Chrigwater, looking
we know you’ll never be gray.
Pc ru im fo r Ilia Patient».
The Philippine Journal o f Science punishment meted out to erring pollce- through the window at the dismal pros
•* I think that Ay#r*fi FUlr Vljt^r 1 « th# mott
A. W. Perrin, M. 1». N., two HaUey recently published a list of t!S kind« of nien Is intensely sever«. There nr»* no pect outside: "hut 1 don't believe there is
wonderful iulrgrower Hint w •» ever made. I
bar«
oap .A it for norne time and I ran troth-
really any such thing as a rain check. Or,
Hi., Ilrooklyn, N. Y ., «a y «:
folly any that I *m (ffatly |»leib*»*d with It. I
The Kngllsh cop
trees growing In the Philippine Island'», mere reprimands.
if
there
is.
there's
nobody
that
knows
how
rheerfully
rer/.trrn* nd It m « h a|f!endld prepR-
" I am using your IVruna m y«elf, and pr< m ) ij «-|itg wissl o f commercial Im must lx- without blemish or Instant
rRtlon.**— M irr V. R um : k , W rjt I rm I. Mich.
to use It.”
am recommending It to my patient« in '
portance, belonging for Hie most jmrt, dismissal without any red-tape or n]<-
all ease« of catarrh, and llnd It to be
ì i *da br J. C. Ir^r Co , Lowoll, Maat.
f'uum m o f t h « T r o u b l e ,
to fam ine« and genera but little known peui results.
A¡*o uauubotureri of
more than you repr««ept. Peruna can
The
visiting
parson
was
handing
con
to Hie Isitanlsts of tbe teinjierate gone.
SARSAPARILLA.
be had now of all druggist« In tht« sec
vict No. 1313 consolation lu suuall
CEM ENT SCHOOL BUILD IN G .
tion. A t the time 1 begun using It, It The list Inclmh-H only db-otyU-donou»
chunks.
w - ism I s , and not Hie palms, ImmtsioM and
W as UlikUott U ."
"You should not complain, my mls-
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screw pines which also abound In the
guldlsd friend,” he said. “ It Is better
f i l m i c i «rh i-in r.
Islands. All Interesting fact Is that
I ' r r . u n s A a f.ra tlra ,
UOWAKD K. BrRTOS.-AMMjtr 1 ChemlBt.
Followlng thè reeent Colllnwood, to fsk«* things ns you find them."
growth rings seem to Is- characteristic
■■ LMdviHe, Coionujfii Kpeciruen prie«i: Oold,
“ I haven’t heard of you going nut to
“ Yonse Is on »1«* wrong track, parson,” ftllY«*r,
Olilo,
schisi)
lire
horror.
In
wlilch
Idi*
J. »d, et ; Oo d, Kllver, 7 -, <*oM, 6 -> ; Zincar
of only n part of Hie Philippine trees.
CyMlf!'; tr»'«. MAillnsf cnvetop**» and
Hubbub'« to dinner luli-ly."
replied the prisoner. “ It was practicin’ C«pp**r,$L
full prirn ll«t f**m oa application. Control and Urn-
Many show rings o f seasoned growth chlldren lost their Uvee, ari »musimi
pire work bl II c II m L
i arbonat« N 9
"N o ; he Nu>s I can't <lo that liny
dat theory <lat got me pinched.”
tyiM-
o
f
eement
constrifcton
for
whool
when young, but not afterward.
ilo uai iitUiÌL.
uiore.”
biilblings Is projsieed In thè Coment
An liii|H>rtnnt phenomenon of r»cent Age. Use o f thè new constructlon, It r i r p St. Vitus' Dan«-« and all Servnns D W ~«e«i
“ Why, I though you were Id« cloaoat
r l l o r- mmi,«r,tiy <rur»-a by I »r. k. n.’s <jn tU
recognition
In bacteriology, says Dr. I h Insistisi, w lll
IidJUirtf. K» im 1 for FKRE |2tr*'il
friend. Whut'a the matter"'"
absolutely guani ,S»*rv‘i
ire+tlBe.
l>r. JL iL Jilin , I a L. K l Arch bL, PLUAu.Pa.
" lie lells me Ibeir eook »locaii't Ilk« Simon Meaner, Is that o f the "inlerols*- agnlnst i«-rlls o f flrc and panie, sudi
AK R A NC E TO STOP AT
carrler,"
by
whleb
Is
meant
an
Indi
O m is s io n , o f H I.lo r y .
tue."- Philadelphia l ’ r«-ss.
its om irred nt Colllnwood.
vidual who harbors disease germs while
The war corr«-qs)ndenta were <*ompil-
The ma In feature o f thè new tjrpe t»
I .It tie Mr«. Hunter had heard ao ii|ipareuHy sufTerlng no 111 effi-ct him
meriting Oxpt. M»»lly Hitcher on the <-on-
PARK A N D A LD ER STS.
ninny Joke« alsmt the brides who self. The exlatence of such cases has n clrcular, »-entrai dtadel, extendlng sidcuoua courac she had displayed at the
A
New
Rnd
Modem European Hotel, catering
couldn't market «ivi-e««fu lly Hint she been known for some tlmo with regard from has»'inent to r»*>f, dii Independent battle of Monmouth.
particularly to State people. A reftr.ed place for
■tructure
a
round
whleh
»cbool
room«
“ It was nothing,” she said. “ L merely ladiea vUitintf the city, clone to the shopping
made up her mind tliut the first re to the bacteria o f diphtheria, but more
wanted to show that niy other name ian’t center. Rates reajKmable. Free Bus.
quest she made of Hie market mnii recently tbe phenomenon has been
Coddle."
would «how tier to I m - a auphlntlcnted shown to exist for Hi** germs o f ty
I. IL CURIE. (iiN uf Portland Hotel) Mgr.
For, verily, true bravery, unlike genius,
housewife.
"Keisl me. pleaao," she |
phoid, dysentery, plague, cholera, and
v&uoteth not itself, is not puff»*»! up.
•aid. "tw o French ehojm and one hun tunny other Infectious Protozoa. Itiio-
dred green pea«."— J udgo.
Mother, will find Mr*. Winslow*. 800 thing
terlologlsts are also learning, says
Pyrup th- b--a* remedy to use lor tlieir th eil’ U
s u r e r ».ra s p .
larlag the teelhtug per .od.
Doctor Flexner, that while the fore»»
"One objection to your poem,” «aid th* of Immunity may Is* In active opera
M a lu s i H rlu rlu n rr.
rdilur, glum mg through (hr manuscript, tion ns fnr ns h-sts with blood made
"Here is my s*-at, madam, but esndor
"is that Whittlrr once wrote a |»>eui eiu- outside the Issly Indicate, the very
com;»els me to say that I think you are
bodving substiintinlly the «ante Idnns,"
as well able to stand as I am.”
" lie you menu to «ay, «ir," thundered bacteria from and against which such
force« have developed may be still sur
“ Politene«« compels me to say “Thank
the ali-foot caller, “ thnt I----- "
you, «ir.’ ” — Chi'-ago Tribune.
"Hut jo'l have Improved on them, m> viving In th<* body.
dear »Ir,** hnslily Interposed the editor;
Commenting upon a r«*»-«-nt German
London th-ater., music hall, and con
"you have improved on them Immensely.” Issik ou the Interior state of the earth,
cert hail, provide seating accommodation
Dr.
A.
C.
J.nne,
well
known
for
his
re
I’ re su m iM lou .
i for 327,000 j>eople.
St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or.
Ph «ty I *ii|i|ssu- you think that If you searches on this difficult subject, makes
Resident and Day School for Girls.
had the regtllnting of the universe you n very Interesting remark. He says
Catalogue on Request.
eo'.tld make some Improvement« ou the that without making a sweeping state
present Job, don’t you?
ment ut the start, ns to the gaseous In
For Infants and Children.
Kuphs I don't know about thnt, hut I terior o f the earth. It Is |s*rhapH safe
think I eouhl suggest one change.
I to say. In view o f what we know, that
• houhl like to have things »o arrnn-ed
“ some o f tin* elements o f the earth's
that wlien n tnnn Is linving a gorsl tbnr
Bears the
the days would seem to pniu slow'y in Interior arc In a gaseous condition, and
Signature o f
•ti-nd of quii-kly. I'm about to take a the earth, for them nt least, might be
llkeiie») to a toy balloon, but one In
vacation."
which the gas was so condensed, under
<«r«itirt (!!«•«* I'Vnr,
An l i e l ntlerMtiMxl It.
such premure, that one could easier
" I did think," said (.'holly Hnnhticrly
It was Dicky’s first day at Sunday
dent a st<*»*I ball than IL Under con
school, and he was telling hi« mother “ T n E S C H O O L O F Q U A L I T Y “
" o f going In for polities, hut I win
ditions of temperature not easy to »lls-
shout it.
nfrnld I wouldn't know Jusi how tt
Better each year, and larger. W e now
prove, that should Is* tbe condition of
“ They sung the funniest banquet song 1
twent my Inferiors, don't y' know."
i
have two floors 60 x 100 feet. Thorough
nil the earth's elcus-nta toward the
ever
heard,”
he
said.
"Your Inferiors?" remarked Sharpe
work tells the story. It counts in the
“ What was it?" she asked.
center." Dr. Lnue adds that the study
"Oh, you wouldn't tie likely to meet
“ ‘ Hold the Fort; Fried Ham Com end, and we admittedly lead in this re
of seismic vibrations will probuhlp set-
auv «>f them." — Philadelphia Prcaa.
ing r ”
tl i this question.
spect. Get our catalogue, penwork, etc.,
can tie built. These are connected State of Ohio, City of Toledo I
Crash I
then judge f< r y< nr self as to quality.
The average citizen. It Is safe to snv,
with the »-Itndel by tire doors. Inside
Lucas County.
j ss-
The «nto leaped from the high, steep
has a very hazy Idea concerning the
Frank J. < heney niaV-eg onth that he 1»senior
A. P. ARM STRONG. LL.B.. r*rincipal
the dtadel, whleh Is to be fireproof, pa artner of the Ann 01 F. J. Cheney A Co., »loin*
hank.
size and constitution of the Unite«!
•
Portland, Oregon
u
Why, haven't you heard the pnnefui
in the City of Toledo, County ami State Te..lh and Morrison
are stairways o f sufficient capacity to u 'uameaa
States Army. A writer In Harper's
afore-aid, and that said firm w ill pay the sum
story?
provide for the ready exit »if the chil of ONE IH'NDRF.D DOLLARS fnr each and
Weekly gives some Interesting facts
N o. 3 1 -0 «
P N U
(The pieces of glass nre flying yet.)
dren. Once Inside the citadel, the chil every ca«e of Caiarrh ttiat cannot be cured by
the use of H all's Catarrh Cure.
hearing upon this matter. The gov
It Inniie.l on u couscrvalory!
dren can take their time In leaving,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
H E N w r itin g to advertiser» p le a s e
—-Chicago Tribune.
ernment dreams o f an army number
Sworn to before me and s'i)*iT it<d in my pres
m en tio n tills p ap e r.
ns It Is heat and smoke proof a stand- I ence,
this 6th day of December A D 18M>.
ing 7o,uuo men. The present strength
I ' r o u i l l*n |in 's O b s e r v a t i o n .
>
A.
W.
GL.-
A
SON,
pl|>e, running from the water mains
Notary Public.
"It's hat'd to make Home |»-opb* re- Is 57,(*X). O f the theoretleal 70,000 to the risif, gives firemen an oppor-
H a ll’s «'atarrh Cure is taken internally, and
soldiers
the
fifteen
regiments
o
f
onv-
C a n Cut'll T h l r g r f i e f
member," said the tlrcHoiuc talker,
acts
directly
u|M
<n
the
blis-1
and
mucous sur
tuptty to work lu a protected iiositioii,
tn. cent fort -stlmonlals free.
“ O, Johnny. Johnny!” sighed
Mrs.
"that they must not ‘look a gift horse nlry, which never lack their full com the walls being punctured with numer face« of thosysti F.
J . r i l K NSY i CO., Toledo,O. I,apaling.
“ Y’ ou’re so awfully hard on
plement,
comprise
nearly
H.Ono
oiIlc«‘rs
Sold
by
all
drtnritists,
75c.
In the mouth'— "
ous loop boles through whch the hose
shoes. This is the second pair I've bought
Take lla ll's Family Pills for constipation.
"Y e a ,"' Interrupted Pupley, "hut Pit and men; Hu* six regiments o f Held can be oiH-rated.
you since we had ti:ai eiiuiuuptial storm
artillery,
5,500;
the
coast
artillery
T oo M on oto n o u s.
bet It's still harder to nttike our baby
in March!"
“ Yc-s,” said Sian gey. “ I tramp«?d
remember tliat be iniistii't put n gift corps clos«« ti|s>n liO.OuO; the thirty
S t r lU liiif a n A v c r s g e .
C li m a t i c I'r.x tic ii 111 y .
regiments
o
f
Infantry,
27,000;
the
Imrse In tils mouth.----- Philadelphia
The children were not allowed In the through Switzerland once.”
“
I
am
oldt*r than I look." said the mat
engineers,
2
,
000
,
and
the
remainder
“ C»>me o ff!” exclaimed Dowter, "You
Press.
kitchen, but nobody bad ever forbidden
ron at whose house the s--wing circle had
consist o f the staff corps, Indian
never
«lid
!”
their sniffing outside the «loor to catch
met.
“ More thin forty winters have
.\o I>n nit«*r.
scouts, and a small number o f native
"Sttro I d id : on the level.”
pa - sed over my h»*ad.”
"W hatever you do, dear," wrote the soldiers in Porto Klco ami the Philip Hu* delicious odors which could be ob-
"That proves you're lying.
It's
"Then you haven’t lived long in this
ardent lover, “ don’t show my letters to pines. The total number o f commis tained by a dose application «if a small
simply Imp- ssilde to tramp through climate, if that's all," observed the elderly
nose
to
a
crack.
you to any one."
sioned officers amounts to about 3,1)00.
Switzerland on the level.” — The Cntho- spinster. “ I've sometimes seen as many
"W hy, Kt lid ," said Mrs. Ilarwooa,
"H ave no fear, dearest," came t h e ,
a .-5 forty winters h«*re in one spring.”
! lie Standard nml Times.
who disixivered them in the entry Just
reply, "I'm Just as much uslntnaal of
I-ONDON POLICE.
outside the kitchen »loor one Saturday
‘ hem as you arc."
And. with that, flic engagement be 1‘ oorly I’ll Id 11 r! 1 1 . In-r. Who Cnnnot morning, “ why nre you twitching
Tommy and slapping him?"
came a matter of history
Judge.
■In Bribed.
S
"'C au se lie isn't playing fair, moth
The [Mtllce o f I/mdou, England, have
Just b«‘cn through a »-were Investiga »*r," said Ethel, “ lie's had five smells
tion by a royal eommisslou which Is and I ’ve only had four, and It's my
a sort o f glorilled legislative comndt- turn.”
Rheumatism is caused by an excess o f uric acid in the blood, which is
"1 am, too, playing fair,” asserted
tee. All sorts o f people came forward
carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. E very muscle,
Tommy,
his
utterance
smothered
as
he
with charges against the |s»llce, but
nerve, Ixme and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-prcxlucing poison, causing
only two or three alleged that they again applied his nose to the cra«*k. aches, inflammation, stillness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
"
I
’ve
got
nn
awful
cold,
nml
I
can’t
had bribed policemen, and In every
Permanent relief from the pains anil discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
ease the charges were lacking In proof smell half ms much ns she can !”
M
^Ifevcntion
b % ^ c ie n c e
A iifers
9
WHEN YOU CGME TO PORTLAND
THZ CORNELIUS
CASTOR 5 A
The Kind Y gu Have Always Bought
w
c ^
m r - f S e n n a
acts gently yet prompt
ly on tl\o bowels, cl oansos
lue system ej|cctually,
assists opo in overcoming
habitual constipation
n o r m a nontly. To get its
beneficial e je c t s buy
tbe genuine.
unu jactu red Itytho
g
S
ï
RU
p
C
o
A
C O P E
F O R
* ¿ § 0 Q > . R H E U M A T IS M
^ y r u p if f ig s
JF î
C *
.
©OLD Bf l£ ADI NO DRUGGISTS-604 P..BOTTU
and were regarded ns merely spiteful
by the members o f the commission.
Nearly every police magistrate in Ism-
don gave evidence, and they all agreed
Mint the police were Incorruptible.
High tribute was paid recently to
Hrltlsh police court methods nml Hrlt
lsh | m >I Icemen by Police Magistrate
Hogan, o f New York, who not long
ago was n London visitor. He said:
"Everybody Is treated alike, nml I like
the way your police do their duty.
They don’t so«'tn to forget things over
night. ns many members o f the New
York force often seem to do. I should
say thnt the London policeman Is re
markably honest and fnr too good for
the Job, considering the pay he gets."
The magistrate, whom the cops con
sider their worst enemy In the London
police courts. Is Mr. Plowdcn.
Mr.
Plow den’s treatment o f policemen, pros
••An A rili) Con truci.'*
In a strivt o f FÀlinbur^Ii one day a
dtisty soldi» t- w dit up to a little boot-
tilack and tolti tlie Isty to brusii his
Isiots nn«l polisti them wcll. The lati
look od at t In* big Soits Grny and
sbouted bllthdy to nnother hoothlack :
"Iln w , Sniuly, come over nn’ gie us a
limimi 1 " wlth hls lininls ctirv»*<l round
his niouth to fona a sjicnklng trumpet.
"Sei* whn's he re w l’ m e! I ’ve got au
nrmy contrnet,”
AA lint
M an
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
give temporary reliif, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must he expelleil from the hlocxl.
S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect bl<xxl purilier.
It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the bloixl. S. S. S.
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in g and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, anil permanently
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.
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