SyrumffSjs
Elixir ifSonna
C l c a n s i » * tin» S y s t e m E f f e c t -
uully; 1 )iS|M‘|s ( nlilsmul tiruil-
urlii»s din» to ( imstiimtum;
Ai ts imturally, acts iruL os
<1 Iiiixotivo.
IW for Mru\v^Miu'ii nru I ( 1 , 1 .!-
rrri-ymmjV oiul Old.
lo Aot its ]|i»n«>|ii iui Ejfect*
A l w i i v s I j u v t i n * r r i M M i i i K » u l i i c l i
lu is
t l i o j u l l u m i i i » o f t in * C o m
1
pany
. CALIFORNIA
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v S r i t u p
C o .
by wluiin it i \ muiiufarturi'ij . printed on the
ruul i>| e v e r y p u r k n i r .
¿ •YALL LEADING DRUGGIST^
* • • • k i / e o n l y , r e g u l a r p ru e
50 <
L u llln .
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
AND COMFORT
on stormy (Joys
by wearing a
•»awt**
''Mi
SLICKER
Clean - Liqht
Durable
G u a ra n i**,!
Wut*rproof
*309 ErnrywW*
. . 4 4~4 - — • « n . . — • I . -- . U
O n In H e r ( • U l n a .
Our Landlinl)
It a
the •traiigcat
thing to the world!
!>o you know
our dear old |a-t cat dlsnpiiearetl very
amhlculy yealerday. Kxcuae me, Mr.
itudolph, will you have another pb««.-
of rabbit pie?
Mr.
Itudolph
(prom ptly) — No,
thank you!
Our l.nmllnily (an hour later)
That la three more plea a lived. Tills
M-uanu will l>e u profitable one. Indeed.
l> lo | »u f«« |
fit«*
I'r o p o o l lin n ,
“ All that you ure, my friend," said
the lecturer. M in g lin g out an elderly
limn allllng In a front aout who »| k
I**ar»sl to !>e deeply Interested -"all
that you are, I repeat, you owe to
heriality and environment.”
“ Gosh,” exclaimed (he elderly man,
turning rod with Indignation, "I never
hail no doalln'a with that firm In my
life, and I don’t owe (Item or nobody
else a Warned cent!” Chicago Tribune.
A D lartiu rn tfftl l> lg g e r .
H d rlg K ra ln r A lam i.
< »'•«•il k I oiiii | y (lie lilisy IlolIHi-wlfl* m-g
li'i'tn I o ktx-ji tali imi Die wuHte walei
from ili«* lo» In tlo* refrlKeralor. with
Ilio roHiilt timi lite
Inni (ilactil lienealli
Un* wuate |il|>o lo
enteh ilio ilrlp »va
ler overltowM. The
«Irli» pilli Ix-ing olii
of aljjhl, «lie I di a Ito
»vny o f tellliiK «• Inni
Il I h h I iiioh I full ami
7 UK AI AM\I.
IMS'iU e lo p I >’ I II g.
'MiI•* ovi-rfltiwlng of ilio wu«t<- water la
noiitly proveiiiiil by Ilio contri viiiko
aliowii In ilio uooouipaiiyliix llliintra-
llon. w hi rii ih<* lnveiitor culla u "refrig
era lor ularui."
KxleniliiiK from a
brmivct nUm ilisi tu ilio refrlgorutor la
a pirolisi "tloat" wlil<-h roala In Ilio
waate water baalu. Aa Ilio water Iti
Ilio baalu llicronaea Ilio linai grniluully
rlaea alao.
Wlien ilio water rinchea
a prislotertnlneil lirlgln a »mali proJe*'t-
Ing arili coiui'M in contact wllli a sprilli;
Imll. caitalng thè latter lo ring unni
tbo baalu ia Wlt Inlrawil.
Witli lina
wariilna thè hoitaewlfe knowa liiatantly
•vhon ih»* refrigera tur insala allcutlon.
M m r * h him l l o t v
lllllnu.
I Hanoi ve Hu- teaa|s>oiifula |s)wder«*d
cum arable hi half a cup of cold water!
add half a cupful powilcred sugar and
boil until thick enough to form a soft
hall le>lw‘»-n the lingers when dropped
Into ha- water.
Pour upon
the
white o f an egg Ix-utrii stiff, flavor witJl
a teas|MM>uful of vanilla and a few
drops o f lemon Juba* and spread on the
-ake with a knife dip|H»l in hot water.
I m i l
I’ n n eh.
Put into a howl the ptilp and Juice
uf eight 2 ood-*i/.<»l oranges with the
luhe of two lemons, two sliced lui nanna
and a amali cup granulated sugar.
When the sugar ia melted put in a heap
ing lalil*-H|MMiiiful mi lussi pineapple, l.et
it stand a few mintiles before pouring
on a block o f its- In a punch bawl. Just
la-fon- nerving add a quart of u|ailii-
naris or other charged water.
A lle a tity
I'n r lu r .
The data about the manufacture ot
steel cars in this country are not « « defi
nite- ns might I m - desired, but the Itailwa.v
Age reports the number of all steel <;ara
ordered in l!H>7 to he 27,800, nnd of cars
with steel linderfm—e» *4.5(10
P a le
Thin,
,
N ervou s ?
Then
your
a very
c e rta in ly
th en
b lo o d
bad
Know
take
p a rilla .
it —
If
m u s t b e in
co n d itio n .
You
w h a t to take,
A y e r ’s
you
Sarsa
d ou bt,
then
co n su lty o u rd o c to r. W e k n o w
what
grand
S o ld
he
w ill
o ld
say
about
fa m ily
fo r o ver
60
th is
m e d ic in e .
years.
Thl* 1» Ih" flrat quo.linn yntir doctor would
s.k ■ "Arc your !»<•*,-la regular?" lie know,
that riallv artion ot the Ixiwals la absolutely
ciacnllal to racovary. Keen your Hear actlva
ar>l your boaal. regular by Uklng laxaUya
close« ot Aycr'a Pills.
MadibyJ.O AyarOo., I wall. Mass.
Also man ufaotu rara of
A i/ers
HAIR VICiOR.
AliUE CURE.
CHERRY PECTORAL.I
Ila k ril
lln n n n aa.
Strip hack one section o f the skin,
remove the fruit, scrape it and repine*-,
covering It with the skin. Place in an
agate pail, allowing one banana for
each person. Make In a moderate oven
until the skitia are dark and the pu',>
tender. Slip the pulp on to a servitù;
dish and pour round.
I l l in,-a.
Sift a pint of Hour twice »vith a tea-
s | mm mful each of baking powder and
suit. Meat three eggs, yolks and white
separate, nnd add to the yolks two cups
of sweet milk, then alir (Ills liquid into
I he sifted Hour. Meat until smooth, add
the stiffened whites o f the eggs, nnd
pour Into heated uml greased WulH.)
Irons.
M ilk From H um . for C ak f
One and a half eupa sugar, half-eun
milk, one tens|»oon lmtt»*r. ha If-teaspoon
vanilla. Melt the butter In n M lice pun.
then add sugar nnd milk. Moil gently
without stirring for thirteen minutes.
Meat until stiff enough to spread, tlion
add flavoring and spread over cake.
UoiiKhtint
H a lf a teacup tlilu sour cream or rich
buttermilk, one t<-ns|MMiii soda dissolved
In a scant teacup of sweet milk, one tea
spoon salt, one and one-half teacups
sugar, made Into a dough with Hour a
I little stiffer than when eggs are used.
. Flavor with nutmeg.
Honey Cake.
llnlf-cup honey, half-cup sugnr, hnlf-
' cup butter, one egg, two cups flour, one
cup cold water, two tcnspoonfuls baking
powder. Flavor with lemon or vnnl!!.u
H rlilille Cake,.
One cup flour, one cup apple, half cup
sugar, half teaspoonful soda, pinch salt.
Wot »vith wuter until as thick aa honey
and fry.
NO O N E CAN A LW A Y S AVOID
Catching Cold on the S tre e t C a r
I.lK h ln ln * aa «b e Saw If.
TVlille Mill,- Gertrude was looking out
of a window during a thunderstorm
she saw a flash of lightning play
along a telegraph w ire.
“ Oh, inannna,” she exclaimed. “ I
just saw a piece of the nun fall down
from the sky!” New York I’ ress.
Mother« will flint Mrs. Wln«h,w'« fk...thing
Ayruc il)>' tx »t remedy to mxj luf ti.elr < Diplruj
tturibg it)« nothing {<ertod.
P e r fe e llr Plain.
With all the Impartiality o f Hie par-
tlxan. Prof. I’ rlce set forth the con-
tentiona of tioth |Mrlitical parties regard
ing the tariff.
At the close of his talk he wan sur
rounded by the fair members *>f liie
Woman's Current Kvents Club.
“ Oh. Prof. I’rb-e.” «-oix-d the fairest,
“ thank you so much ^<>r your ix-rfm-tly
lovely ta lk ! I understand all about
the tariff now. It’s Just like u lover’s
comparisons the free trailers are the
other g irls !’’
Not O laaitpolnlfd.
A<lnm /awfox— What * got you ao
muili ini f i l l e d in that there paper?
K le e S a u le
Job Stnrk*\> I'm looking over this lint
Pick over and wash one cup o f rl< < of a hundred men that own* all the
Add It gradually to vigorously Willing money in the country. 1 thought mebhy
suited water and i»»ok until tender. A l my nam«* would he there, hut It ain't.
low mudi more water than tin- rice »»ill Weil, I didn't mtnh 'xpect to find it, no
alxtorh ill order to keep tile keriida ep how.
urale. When done, drain, allowing cold
T h e r e » more* * arrh n th!> aectlon of the
water to run through It for a few sec country iiiau nil ot «*r dlM'Min put together, f
and until the la»t few years w m suppoaeU to he
onda. 1 train again. Meli a level table- liiciiiahl«- For n great many year» do**tom
It a local dl*ea«c and pre-crihed
spoon of butler In n frying pan .Hid pronounced
local remcdic«, and by <*on*tantlv failing to
saute a little of the rh-e at a time cure with I ' < Mi t rent fit .*nt. pronounced it in
■'cience hat peo.en catarrh to lx-a
browning slightly. Season with iikmv curable
coiiMtituti nal diacMpi« ®nd therefore requires
const!
utionaltr«’Kiment.
HMil'sC atarrh < ure,
« I t, If necessary.
tnnuufacluifHt bv F. J . rheriev d Co. , Toledo,
MI im *#* th«*y mh y that when u filumond
paasca a certain size It la worth no
tsKICI c *« m I lifii’olnt«*
more thnn a aniallcr one."
Melt half cake unawis-tcned chocolate,
“ How's that?"
add three-quarter* cup sugar, make a
" I f It'a to<> large It ian't marketable, j smooth paste of one teHs|MMiurul corn
Notxxly wants to wear a diamond ns starch and a little cold water in a cup
bulky na a glass door knob.”
anil then till the cup w ith boiling water.
"la that ao? Then It must he aw Put this in chocolate and he aure It is
fully diwouraglng for a man to dig up perfectly smooth lx*fore taking from
n s|»nrkler na big aa a football.” —« stove. Flavor with vanilla. It ia best
Cleveland Plain liealer.
to make it in u double holler.
There was a long silence.
"Gerald.‘ ahe aald, breaking the mo
uofbny. “ what la a ‘beauty parlor.’ ?”
"A ‘beauty parlor.’ my dear.” hi
w hi alien'd, moving closer. "Why, tills
la n ‘beauty parlor.’ ”
“ Tift- Idea! Why no?"
"Why, any parlor would be a beauty
parlor If you ivere In It.”
And after that the rent was easy.
She accepted him on the spot.
H old in g III* Job,
Michael Callahan, a section boss for
flic
Koulhern
railroad, bus a keen
Gaelic wit. One warm afternoon while
walking along the railroad tracks he
found a section hand placidly sleeping
beside the rails. Callahan looked dis
gustedly at til*- delinquent for u full
minute and then remarked:
"Hln|x- on, ye lazy spalpeen, slujx-
on, fur as long as you sliqx- you've got
a Job. Ion when you wake up you ain't
got notie.’'- Llpplncott's Magazine.
Many people peteiet in lidin g on the ttreet cars, h auflicwntly prottctisl
by clothing.
They itart out periiapa in the heat of the <lay, and do not feel the n e ei
of wraap*.
The rapid moving oft he car coola the body unduly. 'Vhen they board
the car perhaps they are slightly perapiiing:.
Wr en the brdy ia In this
condition it is easily chilled. This is especially true when a person is sit-
ting.
beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the
evening almost invariably requires extra wraps, but people do not observe
these precautions, her.ee they catch cold.
Coids are very frequent in the bprmft on this account, and as the Soon-
rner ad vane» s thev do not decrease. During the Spring months no one
should think of rilin g on the car without being provided with a wrap.
A cold caught in the Hpring is liable to la*t through the eDtire Summer
Great caution should Ire observed at this season agamst expot-ure to told.
During the first few pleasant days of Spring, the liaility of catching cold is
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great-
No wonder so many people acquire muscular rbeun atism and catarrhal j
diseases during this season.
However, in f pite of the greatest precautions, cold- w ill be caught.
A t the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord- J
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until curry symptom disap
pears.
Do not put it off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Begin
at once to take Peruna and continue taking it unti' you are positive that
the cold has entirely disappeared. This may save you a long and perhaps
serious illness later on.
would «'heeAe and have spell* of cough
Bad Effects From Cold.
Mr. M J. Deutech, Secretary Build ing that would sometimes last for half
Oliio, i.M the oniv con»» itutional cure on ti e ing Material Trades Council, 151 Wash an hour.
market. 1» is taken Internally in do»«** from 10 ington 8t., Chicago, III., writes:
we can never thank yon enough
drops to a tcahpoonful. It acts directly on the
f
ir
the
change
you have made in our
“ I have found your medicine to be
blood arrd in u cot is Kurface* of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any can** It unusually efficacious in getting rid of little one’s health.
Before she began
tails to cure. Mend lor circulars and testi
bu 1 effects from cold, and more espe taking your Peruna she suffered every
monial*.
Ad'lrci*: F. J. (IIKVFY St CO., Toledo, Ohio. • cially in driving away ail symptoms of thing in the way < i cough, colds and
Sold he hruggl«ts. 7V\
catarrh, with which I am frequently I croup, but now she has 'aken not qni'e
la k e Hali'a Family Fills for constipation.
a bottle ot Perui.s. and is well and strong
troubled.
M akes a D lfterraet.
“ The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal as she has ever been in her life .”
“ I f a man lose* his jxicketbook.” i troubles alone is well worth the price
Pcwu-na for Colds.
•aid (In* niorullwf, “ he thinks tin- chap per bottle. I have used the remedy for
Mr.
James
vloirison, 68 East 16tb
»»•ho flnds It is no la-ttcr than a thief several years now.”
! St.. Paterson, N. .1 , »»rites:
If he doesn’t return It.”
Spelts of Conghing.
“ 1 liave given Peruna a fair tra’ , and
"Yes,” rejoined tin- demoralizer, “ but
T
find
it to b« j-tn what you clai
»
Mrs.
C.
E.
Long,
writes
from
A
t
if he finds sonic other fellow's isx-ket-
be. I cannot praise it too hi
i \ [
book well. It come* like pulling teeth wood, Colorado, as follows:
“ When I wrote you for advice my have used two bottles in my f«n
to give It up.’’
i
little three-year old girl had a cough colds, and eve^-thing imaginab
that had been troubling her for four can safely say that your medicine is tha
Her U r lr v a .r r .
She look cold easily, and bee’ I have ever used.”
“ Mr. ClugMon,” «aid the caller, “ you months.
niay .top my paper.”
" It doesn't fit your pantry shelves, per !
I.o «t f i r C o n n e c tio n .
R lv ln w
H im a P o in te r.
haps, ma’am.'* said the editor of the
Mrs. Chug»vater, in looking over the
“ Naggus.” »aid Borus. “ you’ve seen
Spiketown Mlizzard. sarcastically.
“ That hain’t got nothing to do with it.” that story of mine that'* running through morning paper, had come across a line
“ You’ve found lhat you can borrow it one of the magazines. How would you that looked like this:
from a n e i g h b o r hereafter?”
advise me to wind it up? I want to give gffeozzwkwlwhyojjjtjj.vblnzarxxtbzzuggml
“ Josiah.” she asked, showing it to him,
it a happy ending.”
“ That ain’t the reason, neither.”
"Put all the characters in the story," "what does this mean?”
“ Poasibfcr you don't like the editorial
"It means.” said Mr. Chugwater. “ that
policy of the paper.’’
answered N'aggus. "alioard an excursion
“ No, sir ; I don't. My nephew was ar steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the the line's out of order. Same old story.
Can't you see?” _____________
rested Iasi week for stealin' a hog. and boat out to the middle of the lake----- ”
” Yea?”
you didn't «ay a word about i t !”
Of « m a l l V a lu e .
“ And blow it up.”
The
nose
of the Egyptian sphinx had
H e A i m e d II lie b .
A Hungarian student who was plucked dropped off.
To the uninitiated observer som*' of
at a recent examination at Klatisenburg
“ I-A-t it go.” said the sphinx, speaking
the gymnastics performed in a game
shot himself, but first »vinged an exam for the first and only time. “ It wasn’t a
o f football* are beyond explanation. iner.
Grecian nose, anvwav.”
The story is told of a half-back ivho
complained to his family about the in
justice of allowing football players to
»»ear head protectors.
“ I should think It was most neces
sary,” said his mother, who had w it
nessed one game with many tremors.
“ Look at the front teeth your poor
cousin Frederick lost!”
“ Thnt may he," said her son, stub
bornly, “ but look at me. laid up for
two »veoks with a lame foot Just from
kicking a fellow's nose g e a r!"
“ OUCH , OH MY B A C K “
NEURALGIA, S T I TC HE S LAME NE SS, C R A M P
TWI NGES. T WI T CH ES FROM W E T OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES. S P RA I NS . A W R E N C H OR T W I S T
T H I S SOVEREIGN REMEDY T H EY C A N ’T RESI ST
CITO Pf- v til«* r>«ni -0 and nil Nrrcon» PI«, a-«-«
I I I u P' ■rm»"*ni,r cur**U by l ’r. Kl nx's lio-at
S itv * Restorer, rrnrl f- r rU K Il g l r t i l bottlo h - i J
trrsti«,'. Dr. K. 1LKII d < , 1,U.,IKU Arch s-U, I liUA.i'w
I l l s I ilea o f One.
The teacher in the Darktown school
was hearing the class in geography.
“ What is known a* the Great Divide?"
■he asked.
“ Cuttin’ a big watermelon!” answered
little 'Itnstus with n grin that showed all
his ivories.—Chicago Tribune.
ST JA CO B S OIL
P
r ic e
25 c
and
50 c
MOORE
O I»F \ A L L T H E Y E A R
C latsop B each S easide , O regon ,
•‘ y ue Hlrrrtly oa the lieach OTerlnohltuc \
I tlfc
ocean. Hot «alt hath* and
I P l i r r lin n e t «»rf bathing. Ilerre». ,
■ U L l r F n U U h t ,|<in ,, 1 ,-r (lir flshlmr.
I n r t**1» pnrlnr*- Mectrle lights. Ure*
I “ * plsee and steam heat. Ktne sail*
I D o r r n i l " «ml dtl»ea. «, .1 fend« a «pee.
■ UKtUUN | ,| ,K a il «. $s..',0 and gX'»» |
I per day. a*-Speelal rales hy the week.
L k HAI.J. MOORE. I'roprletori
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