The Farmer’s Wife
b very careful about her rhurn. Mhs
aralil» It thoroughly ulter using, and give»
It a aim bulb to sweeten It. Shu know*
that If bar churn la »our It will taint the
butter tbut I* iiuuia In It. Tho »tornAch li
a churn. In the stomach ami tllgfstlv*
and nutritive tract» urn performed pro*
cMaci which am ulmost exactly like the
churning of butler, la It not uppurent
tln-u that If til la '¡..Mon li churn I* foul It
uiukea foul all which la pul Into It?
The evil of a foul atotnach la not alone
the bad taate In the mouth nnd the foul
breath caused by It, blit tlnfcorruption of
tho pure current of blood und the dlssem-
Inatlon of disease throughout the Ixtdy,
Ur. 'I ’lerce'a Golden Mcdlcul Discovery
make» the »our unit foul atotnach aweet.
1 1 dor» for the atoniuch what tho washing
and sun bath do for the churn—alaiolutely
ramovea every tainting or corrupting ele
ment. In tills way It cure» blotches,
pimple», eruptions, scrofulous »welling»,
•ores, or open cutlng ulcer» and ull
humors or diseases arising from bad blood.
If you have bluer, nasty, foul taste In
your mouth, coated longue, foul breath,
are weak and easily tired, feel depressed
and despondent, have frequent headaches,
dizzy attacks, gnaw lug or distress In stom
ach, constipated or Irregular bowel», sour
or bitter risings after eating and poor
appetite, these symptoms, or any consider*
able number'd them, Indicate that you are
uttering from biliousm .», torpid or la/y
l?er with the usual accompanying Indl-
Mtlon, or dyspepsia and their attendant
•rarigementa.
{
S
lin e »nove fiyrnfiloni»
iaiAiidliJ...is. A? li VealciTliX the, writ ! nifi
0 'T sffix T -iC .or- umT llt . u -LÌ Jnu.-rs nr
1 the »-vt-riil »clitsj !» of medica. iiEaclIre.
G s v T T r ^ n n H Y- ¿iJitT hiirnn»nlmi»Tv
Ci llfLiliUL-ti 1
1 I)
r lat-iivi ry. T1 at this Is absolutely truci
will be readily proven to your satisfaction
If you will but mall a |iostal card request
to Ur. U. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y.. for a
f r r t copy of his booklet of extracts from
the standard medical authorities, giving
the names of all the Ingredients entering
Into his world-famed medicines and show
ing w hat the m«>«t eminent medical man
of the ago sav of them.
DKATIF WABON HIHHKELK.
J **»»»• P. Morris, of Skipper, V a , Ioni
n dose culi in thi- spring of 1900. Ile
su)»: "An »Hack ol plico monili Icft me
no wt-nk and w itli »neh n fenrful covgb
ilio t iiiy friend» d eclam i coii«uiuption
Inni me, and dciith was mi my iteci»,
t liu t i I perauudcd to try Dr. King'»
N*",v Discovcry. l i I m -I|x-«l me immedi-
ntely, limi after tuking two ami u hall
l»ottic» I wa» a well man again. I founp
otti th.it New Di»covery i»th e beat rem-
edy for coligli», luug ili«eiise in all tiie
world "
Molti under guarantee ut
Hrower’» drug «tore
fttic and 100$
Trial lu ilile (ree.
'
A Definition.
"Paw," naked a thoughtful Ind, wrin
kling hla brow. “wIint'H n pesalmlat?"
"A peKNlmlat. John J„" replied hla
father, ”1» a man who, nfter n cyclone
h«a blown hla house aw ay with him In
It, goo* bncU nnd grumble» at hi» lot.’*
—Puck.
To have perfect heallli we must
have perfect dige»lion, and it i» very
ittiporlant not to permit Htty delay
till- luoii.eiit llu- tlliwstoilliich feel» out
of order. Take »om etliing at o n c e 1
that you know will promptly and tin-
faillngl.v a»»i»t digestion. There is
nothing better than Kodol for dy*p*'p-
•la, indigestion sour stomach belching
■ if ga» nnd nervini» headache. Kodol
i» a naturiti dige»tnnt, ami will digest
what you eat. Sold hy S tayton Phar
m acy.
THE
or
CURES
DR. KING’S
N EW DISCOVERY
FOR
COUGHS « COLDS
AND ALL THROAT *»■> LUNG
DISEASES
PREVENTS
PNEUMONIA
AND
CONSUMPTION
“ Two year« ago a aevere cold aettled on m y lunga and ao completely proatrated me that I waa
unable to work and acarcely able to atand. I then waa advised to try Dr. King’s New Discovery, and
after using one bottle I went back to work, aa well aa I ever waa.”
W . J. ATKINS, Banner Springe, Tsnn.
PRICE BOc
AND $ 1 .0 0
L SOLD AND GUARANTEED BY
BREWER
DRUG
COM P A N V
N o t a Q u e s tio n ot G ra m m a r.
The green reporter turned to Editor
The Charge».
M< Kelwny. “Which should I say,” he
Ford— 1 our law yer made some v e r y 1 asked hesitatingly, “ ‘My boy Henry
Revere charges against the defendant, tul<l an egg on the table?’ ”
didn't be? Grown— Ye-c-o-e-s, but you j ' Well." said Editor McKelway iin- J
ought to »ee how lie charged me!— patiently, "If you want something to t
Liverpool Mercury.
crow over, and he’s that kind of a hen
nery, let him lay it on the table if be
Great mind* nre wills; others, only can. Otherwise have him put it there.”
wishes.—German Proverb.
-Ju d g e.
................ ......... ..
Kennedy'» L axative t'ough Syrujt— ! A WOMAN T E L L S HOW TO R E
A T THE
the cough S y ru p th a t taate* nearly aa
L IE V E R H E U M A T IC PAIN S.
good a» maple augar ami which c h i l d - ! I have been a very great sufferer
ren like so well to take. U nlike near- ; from the dradful disease, rheum atism ,
See our line of Postal ards. ly ill other cough remedies, it d o e » j for a number of years. I have tried
not constipate, hut on the other hand 1 m any medicines hut never got m uch
Hundreds to select from.
it acta prom ptly on the bowel» through relief from a n y of them u n til two years
—
which the cold i» forced out of the J ago, when I bought a bottle of C h a m
E U RE K A !
system mid at the sam e tim e it a llays berlains Pain Balm. 1 found relief be
YES. I HAVE rouxi) IT AT LAST.
inflam m ation. A lw ays use K ennedy» fore I hud used a ll of one bottle, but
Found what? W hy th a t Chamber- L axativ e Cough S yru p . Sold by S tay- kept ou ap p lyin g it and soon felt like
a different woman. Through m y a d
lam s Salve cures eczema and all m a n
ton P harm acy.
vice m an y of iny fiiemls have tried it
ned of itch in g of the »kin. I have been
ami can tell you how wonderfully it
ii(Dieted for m an y years with skin d is
A n c » » try .
lias worked.— Mrs. Sarah A. Cole, 140
ease. I had to get up three or four j Don't »top hard on n struggling mor 8. New St., Dover, Del. Cham berlains
times every n ig u t ami wash with cold tal l>ecnu*e hi* grandfather once rob- Pain Balm is a lin am en t. The relief
water to alla y the terrible itch in g , but l>ed a stagecoach. None of us can go from pain which it affords is alone
since using this salve in December, \ too far hack In the family record with worth m any its cost. It m akes rest
out a shiver of apprehension.—Man- and sleep possible. For sale by all
1905, the itching has stopped and has ! Chester Union.
druggists.
not troubled me.—-K ltler John T. Dug-
A Daring Escap».
ley, Kootville, l ’a. For sale hy «II
A TW E N TY Y E A R SENTENCE.
The annals of Sing Sing are full of
druggists.
"I have ju s t completed a tw enty
daring escapes. A typical case was
year health sentence, imposed by Ruck- that of Pnllister and Itohlf, two con
Ion's Arnica Salve, which cured mo of victed murderers. By frequent appeals
His Narrow Escape.
bleeding piles ju st tw enty years ago,’ they had headed off the day of their
“I loll you. the closing of the Stoonth writes O. S. Woolever, of LeRuysville, execution, and at length decided on
National was a mighty close call for N. Y. liu ck le n s A rnica Salve heal» escape at any cost—even that of life
me."
the worst sore», boils, burns, wounds Itself Late one night Pallister called
"How was that?”
and cu ts in the shortest time. 25c. at for u drink of milk, and as the official
"Why, a friend had advised me to Brewer’s d rug store.
on duty opened the cell door to give
put my money In It and"—
It him lie was seized, dragged In and
Never a One Day President.
"And yotl took his advice?”
overpowered. The desperado then
The periodic nsRertlon Is made that locked the officer in the cell nnd. nfter
"No, but I would If I’d had any mon
or. Sunday. March 4. 1S40, Senator Da securing his keys, released his com
ey." Philadelphia I.edger,
vid Rice Atchison of Missouri, who rade Rohlf. when they In turn over
The personal recommendations of people who
was then president pro tern, of the came and disarmed the second night
Kodol For Dyspepsia has helped senate, was president of tho United
watchman. Tills done, they offered re have been cured of coughs and colds by Cham
thousands of people who have had Stutos “virtually.”
He never wn*. lease to three more prisoners with
berlain’s Cough Remedy have done more than all
stom ach trouble This is what one “virtually" or otherwise.
whom they had made friends. These
In 171M congress enacted that In declined the doubtful Itencfit, however,
man says of it; “ K. C. DeWitt A Do,
event of no president or vice president whereupon the two murderers cllmlted else to make it a staple article of trade and com
Chicago, III—Gentlemen — In |H97 I
being ready to succeed the first otllcc
merce over a large part of the civilized world.
hail a disease of ilia stom ach and bow should devolve on the president of the skylight, reached the boundary
wall nnd dropped to liberty by the
els, I could not digest a n y th in g I ate the senate and next on to the speaker broad Hudson, which they crossed In
AN INSTANCE.
and in the spring of 1902 I bought a of I lie house. The succession was a small boat.—New York Tribune.
changed In ISM»!. Now, Zachary Tay-i
Lucy Suddreth, of Lenoir, N. C., had been troubled with
bottle of Kodol and the benefit I re
lor and Millard Fillmore were In Wash
a
very bad cough for over a year. She says : " A friend
Up Two Stumps.
ceived from th at bottle all the gold in , ington on March 4. 1S49. It Itelng Sun
bought
a bottle of C h am berlain ' s C ough R emedy ,
Little Johnny was In the habit of
Georgia could not buy
I still use a day, they .permitted nil Interregnum to
brought it to me and insisted that I should take it. I did
wanting
more
victuals
put
upon
his
little occasionally as I find it a tine! follow until the next day. Mr. Atchi plate than he could cat. Ills papa de
so and to my surprise it helped me. Four bottles of it
blood purifer and a good tonic. May son took no oath as president, nnd cided to break him of the habit. One'
cured me of my cough.”
without taking such he could not ex
you live long and prosper. Yours ercise the office. Mr. Taylor could day as Johnny insisted upon being
very tru ly , <’ N. Cornell Jtoding, Ga. have taken the oath at any second served until his plate was well filled,
FOR SALE BY BREW ER DRUG CO.
Aug 27, 1900. Sold by S tayton P h a r subsequent to noon on March 4. No his papa said, “Johnny, If I give yon
this you will have to eat every hit of
pompous
Inauguration
is
demanded.
m acy.
The chief Justice need not administer It or I w ill punish yon." Johnny prom
the oath. Arthur took It In New York ised that he would, and bravely did
N E IS S e
before Judge Brady at 2 n. m. and Mr. the little fellow try to do so. but In
vain. It was too much for him. He
Roosevelt
In
Buffalo
before
United
The Secret of a
CONNAW AY
would try again nnd again and then
States Judge Ilnr.el.
B eautiful Face
look
sorrowfully
nt
bis
papa.
Finally,
The “virtually" of Mr Atchison Is
lies ¡a keeping the skin pro
visionary unless by some holt from the laying down Ills fork, lie said:
tected as well as cleansed. Just
blue the elected officials had Iteon re “Uapn. If you was me which would
washing is not enough—that
you rather do, get a licking or bust?”
only leaves the delicate surface
moved.—Pittsburg Post.
Our Guarantee Coupon
more exposed to the irritation
. e A R T i ^ T J ) IILU Ä TF* T O R ®
of dust and germs j to merci
If. a ft e r m in » tw o-th irds o f a f t oo b ottle o f
less attacks of sun and
Ko dol. you c a n h o n es tly s a y it h a s not b e n e
"WINTIMGPUATEâlor
fited yon, we will re fu n d y o u r m o n e y . T r y
weather. After washing, ap
Kodol t od ay on thi» g u a r a n t e e . Fill out anil
ply Kobcrtinc and experience
sign t h e fol low in g, p r es en t it to t h e d e a l e r at
STATIONERY PRINTING
its delightful refreshment.
t h e time o f p u rch a se . If it fa il s to s a tis fy you
re t u rn the b ot tle c o n tain in g o n e -t h ir d o f th e
You will admire the line-less
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m e d ic in e to th e d e a le r fr o m w h o m you bou gh t
softness it imparts to face,
it. and we w ill re fu n d your m oney.
Full
brother
to
Lord
Lovelace
2:10.
neck and arms. It not only
M AGAZINE A N D BQ0KLET
To»"
stimulates a radiant glow, hut
In the stud 1908, S T A Y T O N , Mondays, Tuesdays and
CÖMERe) ANDILLU®» f « ATlOri S>
protects the skin from becom
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Kodol For
Indigestion
E N G I^ W E U S
Digests What YouEat
I And
Makes the Stomach Sweet
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