H a n n a '* T o rn
ROW ENO LUH L IV E UT IN D IA .
Mica Axle Grease
lengthen« the life of the
wagon — l l v e i horse
power, time eixl tem
per. Drat lubricant in
the w o r ld —contain*
powdered mica
which ,
' form* I
a *mootb,
hard coating on axle, and
reduce* friction.
I f you want your outfit
to /as/ and earn money
while it last*— grease
the axle* w ith Mica
Axle Or,ease.
STANOARO OIL COMPANY
l.a le b
H er
H u ll»* ».
Over In ICnglnml the po*NeM«lon o f ■
latchkey ban lately la*en held In the
court* to have an lui|*ortaiit bearing on
the electoral right* of * mini clnlmlng
to be a householder. With u* the
latchkey lin* grown *o universal a* to
be no Indication o f a man’* Ntatu*, or
a woman'* either, for that matter. Not
bo very long ago the American wom
an'* right to the latchkey wa* subject
for Jocular argument pro and con, but
women'* latchkey* are now
common
a* men'«. For an Institution that date*
back only about seventy year*
the
latchkey hna *tcp|ied with some *ud-
denucMi Into II* place o f a universal
ne< easily.— Bouton llernld.
rim llr
P rid e .
Tommy— My pup«'* automobile Is a
nicer one than your papa's.”
Dicky— Bein' ale* ain't nothin'. You
can ■inell my «tad's in a c b m e a mil* away.
—Chicago Tribune.
K a a m p le
In
K a il
1 1 **1 .
Teacher—There Is n proverb, "A ll Is
not gold that alilue*.” Give me an ex
ample,
Scholar— Your n«*e, *lr.— Mcggen-
d orftr Illnetter.
■.literal D e d a e l l o a .
t'n*n|>hi*ticnti-<l Ht ranger—Officer, you
get a <h»connt on your purchase* at tha
fruit «taiul«, don't you?
Officer Googau— Wan bundberd per
dut.
C a itln n a .
A well known New York golf en-
thualnat aald: "When I first learned
the game I did not care very much for
I t One day I was out with my caddie
and wa* making a miserable attempt
nt playing the game. I said to the cad
die: ‘| au|i|Kiao you have been around
the link* with worse player* than me,
•hr
C lu b at
K v e r f N tatlo a— S e r r a n ía an d
P r ic e « at l b * M a r k e t * ,
My
H
Ran Away
The Indian club I* n unique Inatltu- |
thm; there lx nothing Ilk« It anywhere,
elae. In n hi mi 11 station It Is the one '
reudMVou* for all the men anti won*
en In the uelghlMirhiMxl. Punctually at
5 o'clock, wlu'ii the suit begins to lose
It* power, nearly every one move* clule
Don’t have a falling out with
wuril. The glaring white road, until
your
hair. It might leave you!
then tM-cupled only by an occasional
Then
what? That would mean
bullock bandy with It* native driver,
Middculy become* the «cene of the ut
thin, scraggly, uneven, rough
most animation, dogcarts, carriage*,
hair. Keep your hair at home!
liottle* itiiii bicycle* all following one
Fasten It tightly to your scalp!
another In the same direction.
You can easilydo it
Ayer’s
Piny and chat are nt once the order
o f the day. While some Indulge In Cro
Hair Vigor. It
something
quet or Hntlmlnton, others fill the ten
more than a simple hair dress
nis courts, which are provided with a
ing. It Is a hair medicine, a
numls-r of little brown faced boy* who
hair tonic, a hair food.
run nlsmt and pick up the ball*. When
the light fails, two groups are formtsl
Th* best kind ol a testimonial—
“ Bold tor ovor sixty years.”
In the conqstund; the women *lt and
gossip over their Iced drinks, while
Mede bv J. 0. Aysr Co., bowsll, Maas.
Also msauXsatursr. ot
the men cluster around the peg table.
SAKAPAB1LLA.
Finally, the dub building Itself In en
tered. and card* and billiard* are en
joyed under the punkah until It I* time
to go home uud dress for dinner.
Nothing Is more striking on one'*
H o r r o r « o f lia a cU a ll.
“ Speaking of ‘cold weather pitchers,'”
first visit to the club, say* a writer In
the Lady, than the extraordinary high muttered the umpire, breathing on his be
spirit* one meet* on every side. Some numbed linger« and dodging an outcurve,
“ the best cold weather pitcher in the
say they are forced, others that they
busine**, to my way of thinking, I* *
are due to the lightness and brightness pitcher of *omeihing hot.”
o f the air, hut certainly such Joke*
T h e n H e G o t Iln ay.
it ml laughter are not heard elaewhere.
"W hy do you look at me like that, you
Tragedy may lie underneath, but on
the surface all I* merriment. Almost great, awkward hear?”
"O. Mi«* I ’immie, I — I protest I'm not
every one la young, and all are ready
* — * bear.”
for a little companionship und amuse
"W ell, why aren't you?”
ment after the long hot ItOur* ajs-nt In
Mother* w ill find Mr*. W inslow's Bor,thing
otlb-e or buugnlow. It Is thl* friendly
Syrup th « b * t rem edy to use tor th eir children
Intercourse w ith one another which An lu r in g th * teeth in g period.
glo-lndlitu* uilss so much when they
A a o lh r r K rn lu rk y H orror,
first return to Fnglniid and have to put
“ Col. Allgore seem* to be taking quite
up with the aloofneas o f county society s shine to the rich widow of s pickle
or the limitations of suburbia.
manufacturer.”
Then India la the Ideal country for
“ No; she'* taking a shine to him. He
visiting.
Each visitor arrives ut a told me the other day. with a wry face,
friend's bungalow with his own ser that she was hi* sour mm*h.”
vant* and ponte*. N ative Mervauts are
D isco ver« a llt « r m b l* * r * ,
res|smslhle for their own meals o í cur
“ My dear.” mildly remonstrated her
ry and rice, aud curl themeaelves up husband, ‘‘speaking of this new idea in
In a rug to sleep In any available cor railway motor car construction. 1 wish
ner, Bo are no trouble to another per you hadn't such a gyroscopic tongue.”
"What do you mean, air,” shrilly de
son'* household. The butler, who knows
manded Mr*. Vick-8enn, "by gyroscopic
your likes and dislikes better than you tongue?”
do yourself, makes It his «peclul duty
"Why, when you set it going it will
to eee that no home comfort* are lack run on one 'rail' all day long, and never
ing, and Is always particularly gener ■top till the motive power give* out.”
ous wdth a strang« ‘‘master’*” foods.
•
Shake Into Y w r Shoe*
I f then* are many visitors, the ar A llen's Foot-Eos*. A powder. It makes tight
ray o f smart beturbaned butlers In the or new *hoea (eel e *»y . It U * certain cure tor
•w eatlng, callous snd hot, tired, aching feet.
diningroom I* most Imposing, and the Bold by *11 P n ir rU t*. Price ‘¿V*. T ria l pack
age m ailed V KEE. Address A lle n B. Olmsted,
waiting Is ilonc aa If by magic.
LaKoy. Naw York.
There are certain advantage* In liv
T o ebn lrn l B «> r b * ll R rp a rl*.
ing In a country where houses are
“ Going to the game this afternoonT”
cheap, servants are cheeper and meut
"Yep. I am awfully busy, too.”
can he bought for Od n ;>ound. Ity a cu
"W
hy don't you wait and read abont
rious native arrangement there Is no
fixed standard o f prices for articles o f. It In the morning paper?”
food sold In the bazar. The n>em-*u-| “ That wouldn’t do me any good. I'd
hlb jmys much or little, according to have to see the game to understand
the nalnry earned by her husband, the article."— Cleveland Plain Dealer.
with
is
A
:
f
L yersv&xncnuL.
"T ile caddie made no reply, so I
again put the Name guestlon to him In
a much louder toue, to which the cod
dle answered:
' " I heard very well what yon aald
the flrat time, *o I am Just thlukln' which Is always known to a penny.
about I t ' ”
1 ‘ a r e a a im a b l e .
The milkman scowled.
"You people make more fus* about
your milk than any customers I ’ ve got,”
he M id .
"A ll w e a*k," aald Mr*. Ferguson, "I*
that the bottle* «hall look clean, and
that there «han't be any tilth on the stop
p e r.”
“ That'* erectly what I'm talkin' about
Nobody elae kick« about little thing* like
that I”
H OWAHD K. B rR T O Ît.—A«»»jrer a r t Chsml»«.
le a d v llle , C o lo ra d o
N p erin ien p r l- « s : Ou Id,
« l i v e r , 1.. Ml, ft ; I i" l. l. H llv e r .i «•: U ol.l, k v ; Z lu c u r
< .>|i|M-r, *1. C y a n id e le s i«. M a ilin g en velo p ,-« and
f illi price Hat sent on a p p llra tlim . C on trol and I 'm -
p ire w ork solicited.
lle lv r u u c e l
C arbonata N a
tional lianX.
B R IC K r iA C H ir iE R Y
Ai C rup it Cm li Bought li tin Eut
Dilitiif Mieli Quelli Write Ih Todiy
C*.PV IDONEI L¿ Co.
PORTLAND
OREGON
pAlNLESSQLNTlSTRY
BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US
B efore Goinx tlaewhere.
DR. B. C. WRIGHT.
342'tl Washington St.
Portland, Oregon
Aw Old V ara.
Old Lady— Little boy, do you believe
II n w S i n t r a A r e M a d e .
I d Santa Claus?
F ifty year* ago the farmers o f New
Mickey— Cut It out, old party; I bit
England made their owu shoes, but on dat kind o f a gag at Peter Pan Ia 3 t
since the Introduction o f machinery the year.— Cornell Widow.
home-made article haa vanished,
A factory employ a on an average
two hundred to three hundred people,
who can turn out two thousand to twen
ty-five hundred pairs o f shoes a day.
No single operator makes n complete
YtTiijflji
shoe. One cuts out the soles, another
the uppers, and another the heels. One
o|K*rntor will make the buttonholes, an
other the hems, and another sews on
the buttons, each one using a separate
machine.
A buttonhole machine w ill make
nbout five thousand holes a day, and
It Is calculated that each pair o f shoes
passes through more than fifty bauds
before It Is ready to wear.
N o v e lla ta
und
P la y w r lg k l«.
The reason which, fa r more than any
other, prevents novelists from writing
good plays Is that to produce a drama
which w ill act Is many times harder
than to write readable novels. As a
rule, novelists appear to think that
playgoers are mere children. They con
struct their plays upon nursery lines.
In words o f one syllable, as It were.
The cleverness, the observation, the hu
mor, which they put Into their novels,
they leave on one side— or else It goes
for nothing beenuso they do not know
how to make use o f It.— World, London.
W e ll
S l r e n n o n « H e m e d jr .
Mean« eaah In yonr pocket, beeanae rum-
furiatile row« mean more milk, more cream
and more money. Auk for t.llly'a Beat Ply
Killer: II roela lena and doea mora. Bold
by dealera. Qt., fl.1 eta.; gala.. $1.00. Meda
by I'hss. It. hilly Co.. Beattie, Portland.
Ban rranclaco.
"And you have to got a new rain
barrel every season?” asked the wind
mill salesman In surprlae.
"E very spring," drawled
Farmer
Hardapple.
"B ut what becomes o f the old one?”
"Oh, I wear out all the staves on
the boys when they began to laze
around with the spring fever.”
r i T P H». V ;tn g I '» n '* »n a *11 Jfervoa* ß !* » « M *
i*
ò c r a . , «n u r cored by !>'. K lio » » O n «*
N erve H -.'"r e r . Hand for K K K K | 2 trt*l b'Htle and
iresti**. U t H. IL K lin- , Ld., W l «.rcb Hl-, P L U *..«*.
The Hamburg-American line 1* con
templating building six Small passenger
Steamer* intended (or touriat service on
the Nile.
Back
to
the
Hay.
The foreign nobleman was keenly dis
appointed.
“ I was hoping, monsieur,” he sighed,
“ that you might possibly Install me In
your glorious family.”
The wealthy mine owner laughed.
.‘‘ Install you?” he echoed. “ Why, cer
tainly. You w ill find our family sta
ble to the left and If you don’t dis
turb the horse* you may have a stall
all to yourself.”
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let, “ Banking by M oil,” and
learn lull particulars. Address
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Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
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Shaken.
“ And you never get seasick?” said
the young woman In the steamer chair.
" N e v e r !" replied the young man who
wav leaning against the lifeboat
“ Strange! You must have been
slinken so often you huve become used
to <t?”
" I should sny so. I was shaken by
six girls In one year.”
Beet.
Corned beef bash ns made by Sen
ator lla n n a 'f cook was very popular
In Washington several years ago. When
the bend waiter o f ttie senate restau
rant wanted hash prepared very eare-
fully he ordered It this w a y : "One
corned beef lm*h for fteoatar Hanna.”
One day when the restaurant wan do
ing a heavy biutlnete a I moat everybody
seemed to want corned beef hash.
“ Corned beef bash for Senator Han
na” bad been ordered fourteen times.
When the fifteenth order went down to
the kitchen the chef shouted: "That's
fifteen order* for Senator Hanna! He’d
better watch out or he'll founder him
self."— St. I’aul Pioneer I ’re*s.
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