The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current, June 28, 1907, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextH a n n a '* T o rn ROW ENO LUH L IV E UT IN D IA . Mica Axle Grease lengthen« the life of the wagon — l l v e i horse power, time eixl tem per. Drat lubricant in the w o r ld —contain* powdered mica which , ' form* I a *mootb, hard coating on axle, and reduce* friction. I f you want your outfit to /as/ and earn money while it last*— grease the axle* w ith Mica Axle Or,ease. STANOARO OIL COMPANY l.a le b H er H u ll»* ». Over In ICnglnml the po*NeM«lon o f ■ latchkey ban lately la*en held In the court* to have an lui|*ortaiit bearing on the electoral right* of * mini clnlmlng to be a householder. With u* the latchkey lin* grown *o universal a* to be no Indication o f a man’* Ntatu*, or a woman'* either, for that matter. Not bo very long ago the American wom an'* right to the latchkey wa* subject for Jocular argument pro and con, but women'* latchkey* are now common a* men'«. For an Institution that date* back only about seventy year* the latchkey hna *tcp|ied with some *ud- denucMi Into II* place o f a universal ne< easily.— Bouton llernld. rim llr P rid e . Tommy— My pup«'* automobile Is a nicer one than your papa's.” Dicky— Bein' ale* ain't nothin'. You can ■inell my «tad's in a c b m e a mil* away. —Chicago Tribune. K a a m p le In K a il 1 1 **1 . Teacher—There Is n proverb, "A ll Is not gold that alilue*.” Give me an ex ample, Scholar— Your n«*e, *lr.— Mcggen- d orftr Illnetter. ■.literal D e d a e l l o a . t'n*n|>hi*ticnti-<l Ht ranger—Officer, you get a <h»connt on your purchase* at tha fruit «taiul«, don't you? Officer Googau— Wan bundberd per dut. C a itln n a . A well known New York golf en- thualnat aald: "When I first learned the game I did not care very much for I t One day I was out with my caddie and wa* making a miserable attempt nt playing the game. I said to the cad die: ‘| au|i|Kiao you have been around the link* with worse player* than me, •hr C lu b at K v e r f N tatlo a— S e r r a n ía an d P r ic e « at l b * M a r k e t * , My H Ran Away The Indian club I* n unique Inatltu- | thm; there lx nothing Ilk« It anywhere, elae. In n hi mi 11 station It Is the one ' reudMVou* for all the men anti won* en In the uelghlMirhiMxl. Punctually at 5 o'clock, wlu'ii the suit begins to lose It* power, nearly every one move* clule Don’t have a falling out with wuril. The glaring white road, until your hair. It might leave you! then tM-cupled only by an occasional Then what? That would mean bullock bandy with It* native driver, Middculy become* the «cene of the ut thin, scraggly, uneven, rough most animation, dogcarts, carriage*, hair. Keep your hair at home! liottle* itiiii bicycle* all following one Fasten It tightly to your scalp! another In the same direction. You can easilydo it Ayer’s Piny and chat are nt once the order o f the day. While some Indulge In Cro Hair Vigor. It something quet or Hntlmlnton, others fill the ten more than a simple hair dress nis courts, which are provided with a ing. It Is a hair medicine, a numls-r of little brown faced boy* who hair tonic, a hair food. run nlsmt and pick up the ball*. When the light fails, two groups are formtsl Th* best kind ol a testimonial— “ Bold tor ovor sixty years.” In the conqstund; the women *lt and gossip over their Iced drinks, while Mede bv J. 0. Aysr Co., bowsll, Maas. Also msauXsatursr. ot the men cluster around the peg table. SAKAPAB1LLA. Finally, the dub building Itself In en tered. and card* and billiard* are en joyed under the punkah until It I* time to go home uud dress for dinner. Nothing Is more striking on one'* H o r r o r « o f lia a cU a ll. “ Speaking of ‘cold weather pitchers,'” first visit to the club, say* a writer In the Lady, than the extraordinary high muttered the umpire, breathing on his be spirit* one meet* on every side. Some numbed linger« and dodging an outcurve, “ the best cold weather pitcher in the say they are forced, others that they busine**, to my way of thinking, I* * are due to the lightness and brightness pitcher of *omeihing hot.” o f the air, hut certainly such Joke* T h e n H e G o t Iln ay. it ml laughter are not heard elaewhere. "W hy do you look at me like that, you Tragedy may lie underneath, but on the surface all I* merriment. Almost great, awkward hear?” "O. Mi«* I ’immie, I — I protest I'm not every one la young, and all are ready * — * bear.” for a little companionship und amuse "W ell, why aren't you?” ment after the long hot ItOur* ajs-nt In Mother* w ill find Mr*. W inslow's Bor,thing otlb-e or buugnlow. It Is thl* friendly Syrup th « b * t rem edy to use tor th eir children Intercourse w ith one another which An lu r in g th * teeth in g period. glo-lndlitu* uilss so much when they A a o lh r r K rn lu rk y H orror, first return to Fnglniid and have to put “ Col. Allgore seem* to be taking quite up with the aloofneas o f county society s shine to the rich widow of s pickle or the limitations of suburbia. manufacturer.” Then India la the Ideal country for “ No; she'* taking a shine to him. He visiting. Each visitor arrives ut a told me the other day. with a wry face, friend's bungalow with his own ser that she was hi* sour mm*h.” vant* and ponte*. N ative Mervauts are D isco ver« a llt « r m b l* * r * , res|smslhle for their own meals o í cur “ My dear.” mildly remonstrated her ry and rice, aud curl themeaelves up husband, ‘‘speaking of this new idea in In a rug to sleep In any available cor railway motor car construction. 1 wish ner, Bo are no trouble to another per you hadn't such a gyroscopic tongue.” "What do you mean, air,” shrilly de son'* household. The butler, who knows manded Mr*. Vick-8enn, "by gyroscopic your likes and dislikes better than you tongue?” do yourself, makes It his «peclul duty "Why, when you set it going it will to eee that no home comfort* are lack run on one 'rail' all day long, and never ing, and Is always particularly gener ■top till the motive power give* out.” ous wdth a strang« ‘‘master’*” foods. • Shake Into Y w r Shoe* I f then* are many visitors, the ar A llen's Foot-Eos*. A powder. It makes tight ray o f smart beturbaned butlers In the or new *hoea (eel e *»y . It U * certain cure tor •w eatlng, callous snd hot, tired, aching feet. diningroom I* most Imposing, and the Bold by *11 P n ir rU t*. Price ‘¿V*. T ria l pack age m ailed V KEE. Address A lle n B. Olmsted, waiting Is ilonc aa If by magic. LaKoy. Naw York. There are certain advantage* In liv T o ebn lrn l B «> r b * ll R rp a rl*. ing In a country where houses are “ Going to the game this afternoonT” cheap, servants are cheeper and meut "Yep. I am awfully busy, too.” can he bought for Od n ;>ound. Ity a cu "W hy don't you wait and read abont rious native arrangement there Is no fixed standard o f prices for articles o f. It In the morning paper?” food sold In the bazar. The n>em-*u-| “ That wouldn’t do me any good. I'd hlb jmys much or little, according to have to see the game to understand the nalnry earned by her husband, the article."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. with is A : f L yersv&xncnuL. "T ile caddie made no reply, so I again put the Name guestlon to him In a much louder toue, to which the cod dle answered: ' " I heard very well what yon aald the flrat time, *o I am Just thlukln' which Is always known to a penny. about I t ' ” 1 ‘ a r e a a im a b l e . The milkman scowled. "You people make more fus* about your milk than any customers I ’ ve got,” he M id . "A ll w e a*k," aald Mr*. Ferguson, "I* that the bottle* «hall look clean, and that there «han't be any tilth on the stop p e r.” “ That'* erectly what I'm talkin' about Nobody elae kick« about little thing* like that I” H OWAHD K. B rR T O Ît.—A«»»jrer a r t Chsml»«. le a d v llle , C o lo ra d o N p erin ien p r l- « s : Ou Id, « l i v e r , 1.. Ml, ft ; I i" l. l. H llv e r .i «•: U ol.l, k v ; Z lu c u r < .>|i|M-r, *1. C y a n id e le s i«. M a ilin g en velo p ,-« and f illi price Hat sent on a p p llra tlim . C on trol and I 'm - p ire w ork solicited. lle lv r u u c e l C arbonata N a tional lianX. B R IC K r iA C H ir iE R Y Ai C rup it Cm li Bought li tin Eut Dilitiif Mieli Quelli Write Ih Todiy C*.PV IDONEI L¿ Co. PORTLAND OREGON pAlNLESSQLNTlSTRY BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US B efore Goinx tlaewhere. DR. B. C. WRIGHT. 342'tl Washington St. Portland, Oregon Aw Old V ara. Old Lady— Little boy, do you believe II n w S i n t r a A r e M a d e . I d Santa Claus? F ifty year* ago the farmers o f New Mickey— Cut It out, old party; I bit England made their owu shoes, but on dat kind o f a gag at Peter Pan Ia 3 t since the Introduction o f machinery the year.— Cornell Widow. home-made article haa vanished, A factory employ a on an average two hundred to three hundred people, who can turn out two thousand to twen ty-five hundred pairs o f shoes a day. No single operator makes n complete YtTiijflji shoe. One cuts out the soles, another the uppers, and another the heels. One o|K*rntor will make the buttonholes, an other the hems, and another sews on the buttons, each one using a separate machine. A buttonhole machine w ill make nbout five thousand holes a day, and It Is calculated that each pair o f shoes passes through more than fifty bauds before It Is ready to wear. N o v e lla ta und P la y w r lg k l«. The reason which, fa r more than any other, prevents novelists from writing good plays Is that to produce a drama which w ill act Is many times harder than to write readable novels. As a rule, novelists appear to think that playgoers are mere children. They con struct their plays upon nursery lines. In words o f one syllable, as It were. The cleverness, the observation, the hu mor, which they put Into their novels, they leave on one side— or else It goes for nothing beenuso they do not know how to make use o f It.— World, London. W e ll S l r e n n o n « H e m e d jr . Mean« eaah In yonr pocket, beeanae rum- furiatile row« mean more milk, more cream and more money. Auk for t.llly'a Beat Ply Killer: II roela lena and doea mora. Bold by dealera. Qt., fl.1 eta.; gala.. $1.00. Meda by I'hss. It. hilly Co.. Beattie, Portland. Ban rranclaco. "And you have to got a new rain barrel every season?” asked the wind mill salesman In surprlae. "E very spring," drawled Farmer Hardapple. "B ut what becomes o f the old one?” "Oh, I wear out all the staves on the boys when they began to laze around with the spring fever.” r i T P H». V ;tn g I '» n '* »n a *11 Jfervoa* ß !* » « M * i* ò c r a . , «n u r cored by !>'. K lio » » O n «* N erve H -.'"r e r . Hand for K K K K | 2 trt*l b'Htle and iresti**. U t H. IL K lin- , Ld., W l «.rcb Hl-, P L U *..«*. The Hamburg-American line 1* con templating building six Small passenger Steamer* intended (or touriat service on the Nile. Back to the Hay. The foreign nobleman was keenly dis appointed. “ I was hoping, monsieur,” he sighed, “ that you might possibly Install me In your glorious family.” The wealthy mine owner laughed. .‘‘ Install you?” he echoed. “ Why, cer tainly. You w ill find our family sta ble to the left and If you don’t dis turb the horse* you may have a stall all to yourself.” Banking by Mail W E PAY 4 % INTEREST On saving* deposit* of a dollar or more, com i»ou ruled twice every year, i t l* just a* ea*r to open a Haying* Account with us by Mail a* if you lived next door. Fend for our free book let, “ Banking by M oil,” and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. ST. HELEN’ S H ALL PORTLAND. OR TOON SPEND YOUR VACATION A G irls’ School o f the highest d a ««. C ollegi ate department. Music. Art. Elocution. G ym nasium. F all term opens September 16. AT SEND TOR CATALOGUE THE BREAKERS HOTEL North Beach, Washington, the leading retort In the Northwest. Now open. Advantages: R igh t on the edge o f the ocean beach. Electric ligh t», (team heat, hot and cold salt water in every bath tub, public bath, pri vate bath, and pontofllce In the building Private dairy, private livery »(able, private vegetable garden, private poultry yard*. E w rite Us n g r a v in g PLATES fOR PRINTING H IC K S-C H A T T E N Portland Oregea Amusements C. Gee Wo T w o tennis court*, four bowl- ing alley«, roller skating, golf, horseback ridin g with private teacher. A beautiful lake in the hotel grounds, boat riding, b il liards, pool, private hotel orches tra, tw o planus, pianola, orehes- trelle, excellent dancing p avil ion. The Well-Known Reliable CH INESE Write for Tree Booklet Root and Herb THE BREAKERS HOTEL DOCTOR Breakers, Washington Has made a life study of toot* mod herb*, and In that study discovered and is giving to th « world his won derful remedies. No M ercu ry, Poison* o r Drugs Used—H* C ure* W ith ou t Operation, or W it hoot the Aid of a h ade. N O TICE —The follow in g announcements are He guarantees to Cure Catarrh, Asthm*. Lung. from leading business men and firms, and are Throat, Rheumatism. Nervousness. Nervous Debil w ell worthy your careful reading. The list ity. Stomach, Liver. Kidney Troubles: also Loot may contain just the proposition you are lo o t Manhood. Female Weakness and All Private Dis ing for. C L A S S IF IE D A DS R EAL ESTATE EAST GREENACRES The on ly tracts on the market where you can contract to sell your crop. Ten trains a day. Abundance of water. Price IlfO.OO per acre— easy payments—come in or w rite for particu lar«. BEECHER A THOMPSON Spokane. Washington. 110 Steven* A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Peking. Chino—Safe. Surw and Reliable. IF YOU ARE AFL1CTED. D O N 'T D E LAY. DELAYS AR E DANGEROUS. If you cannot call, write for sympton blank and circu lar. Inclose 4 cent* In stamps. C O N SU LTA TIO N FREE T H E C. GEE W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162i First St.. Ccr. Morrison. Portland. Oregon Please Mention This Paper. M AKE CASTORIA YOUR HOME TIES For Infants and Children. HAPPIER The Kind You Have THE REMEDY: Always Bought A LC O H O L 3 PE R CENT. AVege tablp Preparation For As similaiing the FtodamiRecula Bears the ling die Sioraadis andUowásof I nfants /C hildren Promotes DigestionJdireifii ness and Resi.Contains rciftr Opiirm.Morphinc nor Mineral. N o t N a r c o t ic Signature of . A */ * SmJ~ jkx Smna e JhMtxUts- Shaken. “ And you never get seasick?” said the young woman In the steamer chair. " N e v e r !" replied the young man who wav leaning against the lifeboat “ Strange! You must have been slinken so often you huve become used to <t?” " I should sny so. I was shaken by six girls In one year.” Beet. Corned beef bash ns made by Sen ator lla n n a 'f cook was very popular In Washington several years ago. When the bend waiter o f ttie senate restau rant wanted hash prepared very eare- fully he ordered It this w a y : "One corned beef lm*h for fteoatar Hanna.” One day when the restaurant wan do ing a heavy biutlnete a I moat everybody seemed to want corned beef hash. “ Corned beef bash for Senator Han na” bad been ordered fourteen times. When the fifteenth order went down to the kitchen the chef shouted: "That's fifteen order* for Senator Hanna! He’d better watch out or he'll founder him self."— St. I’aul Pioneer I ’re*s. Hirm StrJ- Aperfect Remedy forCmsflp* tlon. Sour Stomach,DIarrtm Worms .Convulsions JfwrislL n e ss and Loss O F S l e e p . h e Simile Signature of NEW YORK. kranteed under m l Exact Copy o f Wrapper. In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA YMB OINTAUB BOMHNV. NKW VONH «ITY. A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO Poe* not enlarge the Instrument or change style of case; mechanism all below keyboard; operates piano action abstract direct, and precisely as regular piano key* do, securing the same expression as tb * artist can by hand; ran be entirely removed Irom the piano in five minutes’* tim e, and that w ithout the use of a screw driver. W rite fo r F r e e B o o k l e t SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. SPOKANE Wash. P. N. U. [W SEATTLE Wash. PORTLAND, Oregon TO. 26 07 H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t ! * * ! * p le a s e m e n tio n t h lm p a p e r .