The Stayton mail., June 21, 1907, Image 4

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T H E S T A Y T O N MA I L
A ( l e a « D ry M a sh .
t . D. ALCXANOCR. Publisher
Big Holler.
Kntered at the portntBe* at Stnrton. I'regon. ns
mall matter of the aecond cl**»
Tua MaiLls mailed regularly tolta aubaertb-
ara until a definite order to dtaeontiuue la ro-
colveJ and all arrearages are paid.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
^ y i L B t ’R N. PIN T L E R , D. M. D.
DENTIST
Office over Fred R ock’s Store
6TAYT0N
OREGON
R . A. E L WOOD,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Office over R ock’s store,
STA Y l’ON,
JO H IN
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OREG O N .
H EN KEL*
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Merchant Tailor
I have on hand a full line of sample«
fiF Spring and Sum m er Suits.
Repairing and Cleaning a Specialty
§ 1*Y T 0N
OREGON
CITY MEAT MARKET
Sestak &. Stowell
Dealera In
Fresh, Salt and Smoked
M EATS
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID
FOR STOCK AND HIDES
Stayton, Oregon
Ones a certain Qsniua
w ho thou ght that th# Moon
w as inhabited proposad that
at a certain m oment on a
certain n ig h t avary man,
w om an and child on earth
ahould hollar juat as loud aa
p ossible, so th a t the Man in
the Moon m ight hear the
sound and know that ha had
neighbors.
E verybody said it waa a
Fine Idea. Everybody agreed
to H oller w ith a big H. For
a month in advanca e v e r y ­
body practiced lung ex e r ­
cises. to aa to cu ltiv a te
the B igg est H oller possible.
E verybody w e« aura that the
Moon Man cou ld n ’t help but
hear the V ast V olum e of
V ociferation.
T he E ven tfu l N igh t a r­
rived. The Moon Man w as
looking
dow n
through a
clo u d iest sk y. Everybody on
earth drew in two large
lu n gfu ls of air and got ready
for the Big Holler.
T he
M ighty M om ent cam e at
last! II
S ilen ce) A bsolute «¡lenca! It w a t the eilen test m om ent «inca
th e m orning star« first ta n g together.
W hen the returns cam e in it w as know n that only one m an, a
negro in D arkest A frica, hollered, and one w om an in Oehkosh,
W is.. w ho w as so excited th a t she ju st couldn't help it, let out a
fa in t h ysterical shriek.
Everybody else had k ep t Mum in order to hear th e Big Hollar
th a t all the o th ers w ere goin g to m ake.
But nobody m ade the holler because they all w aited for the
other fellow* to do it—all ex cep t the A frican, w ho had no cu riosity,
and the O shkosh lady, w ho had hysterica.
And the Man in the Moon ju st laughed!
It w as enough to m ake a com et sp lutter, for it revealed a vary
am using trait in hum an nature.
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Y o u w ill fin d lo t* o f p e o p le r i g h t "here In
t h i s c o m m u n ity w h o r e fu s e to Join In t h e B ig '
H o l l e r b e c a u s e t h e y w a n t to g e t th e fu ll b e n ­
e fit o f th e h o lle r w h e n t h e o t h e r p e o p le m a k e
It. S o m e tim e s b y m a k in g a I lig H o lle r a ll
a t o n c e we’ m ig h t g e t a n e w f a c t o r y lo c a te d '
h e r e , b u t w h e n 909 m e n s t a n d a r o u n d , e a c h
w a i t i n g f o r a ll t h e o t h e r s to d o t h e h o lle rin g ,
a n d o n ly o n e m a n h o lle rs , th e m a n lo o k in g f o r
a f a c t o r y s ite d o e s n 't h e a r a r.y so u n d .
Grand Central Hotel
Is open to ih e public. All newly fur*
nished rooms. Accommodations first-
class. Nice, warm dining room and
first-class meals.
M. J. SPANIOL, Prop.
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Stayton, Oregon
MORAL: New's the time for the Big Holler!
Undertaker-Embalmer
$£
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O * '. '♦ 0 4 0 4 0 4 0 * ~-A-
.S o ft
Good Assortment of
Caskets and Cases
Personal attention given to funerals
when desired. Em balm ing after latest
m ethods.
A First-Class Hearse
at a Moderate Charge
Burial Robes, Shoes, Gloves and Hosiery
Furnished '
H o n x ter« .
A^h.
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W. E. THOMAS
STAYTON, ORE.
lob Printing
Keep it in your m ind
th a t The Mail p rin ts
Note Heads, Bill
Heads, Letter Heads,
Envelopes
Or Anything Else You May
Want at Very Low Prices
w anted
I nventors
to w rite fo r o u r confidential le tte r before a p ­
p lying for p a t e n t ; it m ay be w o rth m oney,
w e p rom ptly o b tain U. 8. a n d F oreign
PATENTS
and T R A D E M A R K S n r ry tn n n m E N '
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c h a rg e s a re m o d era te . T ry us.
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IFT & CO.,
P a te n t L a w y e rs ,
Opp U S. Patent Office,Washington, D.C.
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We Pay the Top
riarket Price
« le e s » .
Goods Delivered Free to Any
Part of the City.
W. A. W right,
Stayton, Ore.
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StaytonLivery
"W hat!” sold the Judge. “You ex­
pect me to Mend your liUMlmnd to prlsoa
when yon acknowledge th at you threw
five flatirons at him and he only threw
one at you?”
“ Ye*; that'* all right. Judge." said
the Irate woman, “but. then, the
he threw hit me.”
G. B. TRASK, Prop.
Rigs, Horses and Accommo*
modations First class.
"They bill nud coo n good deal.**
“T b a t’a all a blufT."
"Then you think they ore only m o d
turtledove*?”— Louisville <'ourler J e a r­
Hack* c o n n e c t w ith train* at K in g s­
to n and W est S tay to n .
n s!.
Stage lin e from T u rn e r to Lyons.
T a a ln .
STAYTON,
W illie—Pa. w hnt’s a tonic? Pa­
ir* Romethlng you take to hraca yaw
tip.
W illie--W ell, what'a teuton!«—
som ething to brace you too inucb?
OREGON.
MAGAZINE
READERS
!xx>k tienenth the surface. Let I
the quality of a thing nor Its w orth
:ape tkee.—Mnrcu* Aurelio*. '
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Then tha Mercury Frot*.
it m t r r maaaxiri
besiodully «Ilutan tad. good rinata
and ntacion aborri Caldera«
nod nil fit* lar WwL
” 1 think London I* n lovely pines for
n honeymoon. D on't you, dear?”
"Ye*, darling.” he replied In nn a b ­
stracted m anner. “ I shall alw ays coma
here In the fu tu re."—Stray Storle*,
A p ro m p t, pleasan t, goo«! rem edy
for c'utiglis nn<! cold*, i* Kennedy« L ax ­
ativ e C ough S y ru p . I t is especially
recom m ended for babies nm! ch ild ren
b u t good for every m em ber of th e fam ­
ily. I t co n ta in s no «opiates and does
n o t co n stip ate. C o n tain s honey and
ta r an d tastes n early *« good a* m aple
sy ru p .
C h ild ren like it.
Hold by
Brew er D rug Co.
aK
A fter fifteen m inutes’ labor he w rap­
ped the sm elts In a neat parcel, which
he handed the wofnau.
"I nm so much obliged to you.” she
said. "You k « h *. my c a t absolutely re­
fuses to eat fish if they are bohy.”
As the fashionably gowned woman
walked out the Ashman said some more
things.—New Y*»rk Press.
Eloquent Silence.
Produce
Eillinien geewe are of Dorm an origin.
T h e-city of Rnilnlen wn* In an early
day the re n trai piare for m arketing
the geese of the country; hence the
nam e of Nil* breed. S tandard w eights:
Gander, tw enty pound*; young gander,
eighteen pounds; adult goose, eighteen
pound*; young gcxm e, sixteen pounds.
Plum age color, pure white.
A m an who kicks a t h o ld in g th e
baby 30 m in u te s Iwcnuse it is to heavy,
seems to have fogrotten th a t lie us«*«!
said things to him self ns he w ent be­ to hold its m o th er tlirce hours a t n
hind the icejjox ami extract«sl the
tim e w ith o u t ever tirin g a m uscle.
bones.
A^A. A*A
The soft roaster is becoming quite
an attractiv e featu re with the best
growers. Thousands of these roasters
are grown throughout Xew England,
fatted, dres.se«! and sent to m arket
about the sam e tim e th at the capons
are in dem and. Some claim th a t some
of the best finished Rrnhmn cockerels,
dresse«! capon fashion, ns it is callefl
—th a t Is, leaving the n«vk feathers and
the feathers around the shanks—will
lell for as much a s'th e capons.
K m bden
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A m an in th e rig h t place ia som e­
tim es in s ta te ’s prison.
C a ll s n ail
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$1.50
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TOWn ANO CtvWTVT JOvfUUL
tr*i $0.50
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Weri.
Rome evils adm it of r«>nsolatlons, but
ther* nre no com forters for dyspepsia
and the toothache.—Bulwer.
If it takes a Big H oller to get w h at w e w ant, every fellow m ust
lend a lung.
T h is is not ju st a fun ny story. It is Full of P hilosop hy. It
ou ght to s e \ you thinking.
W . E. T H O M A S
Bring Us Your
The following rntlon la n very aatln-
factory dry mush: Tw enty pound*
w heat hrnn and ten pounds each con»
meal, m iddling-, gluten meal, linseed
meal and la v f scrap, the whole tlior
Ollgllly mixed. Keep thl* Itefore tint
birds nil the time In u food hopper.
Also give one or two feed* n day of
i corn, w heat and out*. i*«jnul part*, fed
| In deep litter. (lire vegetable food *ad
greeu *tnff freely.
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MAO o r A TMtUtfiM W M D
a book J 75 vm m . —
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120 colorad p iata**!*. J
$0.75
T lü O
o $2.75
All for...................... $1.50
ftüd O m s* .
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Ori oui duo aderitine««
whh 9 1 3 0 1 »
SUNSET M A G A Z I N E
JAMES FLOOO BLDG . SAN FRANCISCO
By special arrangement with
the publishers, vou can secure
Sunset and The Mail one
year and the book of beautiful
Oregon and California views—
The ||Road oi a Thousand
Wonders—for only $2.00, at
The Mail office.
V.
IM nrrhnon.
P ain s in th e sto m ach , colic an d di-
urilinen nre q u ick ly relieved by th e use
of C h am b erlain s Colic, C holera and
D iarrh o ea Rem edy. Sold by Brewer
D rug Co.
M any Oregon town nre sen d in g o u t
T here are silences of all sorts, as descrip tiv e lite ra tu re .
S tran ge Fuels.
“I have eaten m utton cjokfxl on a there is speech of all sorts. T here are
W hen you feel th e need «»fa pill tak e
fire of broken mummy,” said the sail­ silences th a t set one * teeth on e«1ge—
or. “ It w as In Egypt, nn 1 the mummy It is alw ays a relief to break them — a D eW itt* L ittle E arly R iser. .Small
was stolen out of a tomb. Them na­ and there are silences thnt are gen­ pill, safe pill, *ure pill, E asy to take
tives Is alw ays stealin' mummies. tler, kinder, sweeter, more loving, more
They sell them in pieces to tourists, eloquent than any words and which It — p leasan t and etlective. Drive*away
and w h at pieces they can't dispose of it alw ays a wrench to in terru p t.—Ma­ headaches. Hold by Brower D rug Co.
otherw ise they throw into the bin for rion Craw ford.
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fuel. Mummy burns like tinder, but
Timber Land, Act June $, 1878
N ot to Be Fooled.
It’s a ghastly fuel. It Is as ghastly a
Notice for Publication.
"H e wante«I me to order a basket of
fi^cl as the shoe lasts w hat they burn
I'n ite d Htiite* Land Office,
in th e shoeinakln’ tow n of Lynn, w here cham pagne.” declared Indignant Mr.
P o rtla n d , O regon, F eb ru ary 18th 1907.
the old fashioned and discarded lasts Nurltch.
N otice i* hereby given tim t in com ­
’•Well?”
glowin’ In the grates look to you like
pliance
w ith th e provisions of th e net
“I
m
ay
he
Ignorant,
but
I
know
that
am putated hum an Trilbies. I l«een In
tannery tow ns where the fuel Is leath ­ cham pagne cornea in Iwttles.’’—W ash­ of C ongress of J u n e 3, 1H78, e n titln l
“ An a c t for th e sale of tim b er land* in
er chips. This fuel smells and smokes. ington Herald.
th e Htate* of C alifornia, O regon, Ne­
I t clinkers, too, form in’ itself into big.
vada, and W ash in g to n T e rrito ry ,” ns
The Bride’s W ay.
solid chunks w hat have to he broke up
F riend—Is the ^ride you're working extended to nil th e Public Lund Htates
With the poker ever}' little while. In
B ritish Columbia, w here fish is as plen­ for getting to l>c a good housekeeper? by m t of A u g u st 4, 1802, B enjam in
tiful as air, they burn drlc 1 fish when Cook—No; she hasn’t learn«*! to keep i B rnim , of P o rtla n d , C o u n ty of M u lt­
there’s no woo<l handy. The oil in the out of the kitchen yet.—D etroit Free no m ah , H tate of Oregon, has th is day
tiled in th is office his sworn sta te m e n t
fish causes them to burn well, bu t the Press.
No. 7305, for th e p u rch ase of th e S W J
smell of this fish fuel ain’t to no w hite
of Hcction No 24, in T ow nship N«>. 10
m an’s taste.”
The S ecret of H um an 8o ci* ty .
It Is only because each m an Is so H, R an g e No. 2 K. W . M .,and will offer
different
from his fellows th at we are proof to show tlin t th e land aouglit is
P en alty of f'ulitenenn.
m«we valuable for its tim b e r or stone
The “tradesm an” lias his tro u b le as tlble to endure one another'!» company.
th a n for a g ric u ltu ra l purposes, and to
•♦-Florida
Times-Union.
well ns Ills next floor neighbor, the
estab lish his claim to said land before
“business m an.” One «lay last week a
R egister a n d R eceiver a t P ortlnm l,
wholesale fish dealer In Fulton m arket
A nim al Shell*.
Oregon on M onday, th e 15th «lay of
was approached by n fashionably
It Is a curious fact th n t the shells of J u ly , 118)7.
dreyseil woman, who, a fte r asking the certain anim als, such as ceplialoprxls,
H e nam es as w itnesses: Ja m e s N.
price, «hclilod to buy a pound of brachlpo«!* and some bivalves, are
Lewis, «if 29$ N. 3rd H t.,P o rtlan d , Ore.,
smelts. Although it w as not custom ­ commonly rnarke«! by retrogressive
ary to cater to retail trade, to he con­ changes as age advances. “The old F ra n k M. T h o m p so n , of 20$ N. 3d Ht.,
P o rtlan d , Ore., Jo lin O lierm eicr,of 63$
genial ho derided to oblige her.
man r«*turns to second childhorxl In N. 3d S t., Portland* Oie., P aul M ert-
“ I would like to have them cleaned, mind and body,” state* n well known
s c h in g ,o f 63$ N. ¡Id St., P o rtla n d , o<e.
If you plfMise,” sh«1 said.
scientist at W ashington, "and the
Any nn«l all persons claim in g n«l-
The fishmnn cleaned them.
shell of the ceplialopo«! has In old age,
“Oh, yes." the woman considerately however distinct and highly ornam ent­ tersely th e aliove-described lan d s are
remark«“« 1 afte r looking them over, al the adult, very «-lose rescThblance to re«|Ufstpil to tile th e ir claim s in th is
office on or before *ai«l 15th tiny of
“will you kimlly take all the hones Its own young.”
J u ly , 1907.
out?”
A wikrnon H. D rummer , R egister.
“Certainly,!’ an.I tlifi man. But he
Sour
Stomach
No appetite, los« ol strength, nerve«»
m u . headache, conatlpatlon, bad breath,
general debility, tour rising*, and catarrh
of the stomach are all due to Indigestion.
Kodol relieves Indigestion. This new discov­
ery represents the natural julcea of diges­
tion as they exist In a healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known ionio
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
dyspepsia does not only rolleve Indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
help* all atomach troubles by cleenstng.
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining th* slom aeh.
Mr. S. 3. Bali, of Ravsntwood. W. V*.. snyr.—
I » 1 « troubled with «our etomich tor twesty rear*.
Kodol cured mo end w* ere now urine It la mUb
for be hr."
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Kodol Digest* W h at Y o o I s i
Betties only. Rellevoi Indlceriloa. sour ttomech.
belching of get. etc.
Froporod by X. O. DoWITT * OO.. OHIOAQO.
mm
Hnhl by Brewer Drug Co.
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A few doses of this rem edy will In­
variably cu re an ordinary attack of
d in rrh tra.
It ra n alwny* he depended upon,
even In th e m ure severe attacks of
cram p colic and cholera m orbus.
It i* e«|iiiillr ancre**fnl for nnuyner
dhirrhfp* and cholera infnntnni In
children, anil I* the mean* of saving
th e live* of tunny chihlren each year
W hen reduced w ith w afer and
sw eetened if is pleasant to take.
Every m an ««f a fam ily should keep
this remedy in hi* home, liny It u««w.
P rick , 2.5c.
L aror H u b , ftoc.
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