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CHAS. L. SAUER, 6RAND SCRIBE
H elplH elpl
I ’m Falling
D ili.- I .
A p p le f a k e .
T w o cupful« o f flour, one egg, one
•cant cupful o f i m o 'I milk, one hnlf
tciiM|H,onful o f «¡tit, three tfiiMitoonfuis
of linking powder, one fourth o f a cup
ful o f butter, two tableapooufuls o f
•ugar, one-fourth o f a tes«tMMiuful o f
cinnamon, and four «our apple«. M ix
and el ft the dry Ingredients, put In the
butter, add milk and well-ties ten egg.
H ave tlie dough «oft enough to «pread
easily on a «liaUow linking pan, making
It one h alf an Inch thick. Cut mine up-
ple« into eighth«, removing «kin « and
coriw, and jire«« the sections Into the
dough in parnllel row«. Mix «pice« with
Mtignr anil «prlukle over the row « o f ap
plet. Hake In a moderately hot oven
for about thirty minute*.
Shape
Strengthens the
ire System .
M r. CbM . L. Hauer, Grand Hcrlt>s,
Grand Encampment I . O. O. F. ol T « -
u , and Aaalatant C ity Auditor, w rite«
from the C ity H a ll, Han Antonio, T e x .:
“ Nearly two year« ago I accepted a
poeition ae secretary and treeaurer with
one of the leading dry good« establish-
niente of Galveston, Tex.
“ The eudden change from a high and
dry altitude to tea level proved too
much for me and 1 became afflicted
with catarrh and cold in the head, and
general deb ility to etch an extent ae to
almost incapaciata me for attending to
my dutlee.
“ I was induced to try Peeuna, and after
tailing w vrral bottles in small doses I am
pleased to say that I was entirely restored
to my normal condition and have ever since
rr< omnwndcd the use of Prruna to my
friends.”
A lm o s t
H a in a n .
'Why, Antonio," aald the horrified mat
ron, who had lowed a ft-cent pier« at tba
monkey, “ does he always put a coin la
hi* mouth when he picks It up?”
“ Not his moat’ , signora.'' corrected the
organ grinder. “ Her niout'.”
of
K H rh rn er*«
«»u p .
Take four ounces barley, two ounce»
oatmeal, three onion«, one tuhle*|ioon-
ful dripping, two ounces o f bacou, three
quart» o f »tock from hone». Soak
the barley fur au hour or two. and
put it on to I mi II in tbe stock. Add t!>e
onion» chopped up. and let It Isiil for
two hours, t 'ut the liamu up In «m all
price«, and put the dripping iu a «nuce-
pan to get hot. F ry the bacon In It,
and then put In tbe oatmeal, nnd fry It
also till It Is crisp. Add some o f the
soup, and stir till It I» well mixed and
smooth, and then |«iur It all into the
pot. Season w ith « « I t and |iep|ier, and
let It all allumer for half au hour.
D rop
H la r a lfs .
Eight eggs, one |M>und o f »ugnr,
tw elve ounces o f l«-»t flour and a few
caraw ay seeds, If liked. Heat the eggs
well and add the «ugar, re|ieat
the
heating and »Ift In tbe flour by degrees.
Continue the lieatlng liir an hour w ith
out censing. Flour some baking «beets,
aud drop the mixture by s|«KiufuU on
tbe sheet, allow ing space between tba
Hail's Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, and cakes fo r swelling.
Put them In the
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
oven as quickly as imsMlIde, nnd when
at tbs system. Send for testimonials, free.
t . 1 f-M BNEY d CO., Toledo, O.
they have risen move the baking sheet
Sold by prueglsta, 'be.
Hall's Family rills are tba beat.
to a cooler part o f the oven until they
ore o f a golden color and «vnted over
R is k s I 'p t o H a te .
with u white Ictng.
"B eg pardon, air,” aald the peddter
T rip e «au te.
o f supplies, "but have you got u type
T w o pounds o f trl|ie. one |«uiud o f
w riter V”
onions, some stock, a little butter, a
‘‘ Yen," replied the merchant.
tablesjioonful o f chopiied parsley and
“ May I aak what style?"
“ Oh. out o f sight! A regtilnr penrhl one o f vinegar, |iepper nnd salt. Stew
Cotne In and I'll Introduce you to her.*' the tri|«‘ In the stuck until tender, cut
It In suinll pieces, and fry them In
— Philadelphia led ger.
butter, season with is-piier and salt.
r iT O Ht. Vili»«* I»*nr« unti all H#TTOUI D lfrwww Slice the onions and fr y them, and then
r | | à i ,rm a..«n llx <‘ur*4 by I>r. Kliit*'« «irrisi
fc«rv* fUfltorvr. H«n<1 fbr HKKK f i trial botti«* ami simmer them In the stock In which the
ir*«U»#. in. K II. K Un . 14..Mi Arch Ht . I*blla..l'a
trljie was tiollcd.
When rooked add
them to the tripe with the vinegar and
W l l l U f f «‘ W o r k e r ."
parsley; simmer fo r a minute or two,
He was an “ InduNtrlal
promoter"
and serve very hot.
seeking a location fur a proM|N>ctlve
M i n e r I’ n d i l l n s .
factory.
H a lf pound o f cold meat (any kind)
"About how many men do you pro
pose to work?” naked the skeptical per finely minced, two ounces bread crumbs,
jiep|ier nnd salt to taste, two ounces of
eon.
"E very man In town who hna money. cooked rice or macaroni cut small, bent
I f I can,” answered the truthful 1. p. up uu egg, and add w ith a teacupfnl of
stock. Thicken with h alf ounce o f flour,
B L O A T E D W IT H D R O P S Y .
and flavor with minced herbs if !!kcd.
Line a thickly buttered basin with
T h e H eart W a t Badly A ffec te d When bread crumbs, till w ith mince, and
strew o ver more brt>ad crumbs. Hake
the Patient Began Using
fo r ail hour, or steam If liked better.
D oan's Kidney Pills.
Turn out and serve with good gravy.
Mrs
Elisabeth M axw ell,
of 415
West Fourth Ht., O lym pia, W ash., says:
P r im e M a r m a la d e .
“ For over three
Tnke six tine, large cooking npples,
years I suffered pare, plunge In cold water, then put
with a dropsical over the Arc together with the Juice o f
condition w ith tw o lemons nnd a hnlf pound o f sugar.
out being aware When stewed, split nnd stone two nnd a
that it was dne
hnlf pounds o f prunes nnd stew with
to kidney trou
the apples, taking rare thnt there Is
ble. The early
iufflcie.it wntcr to keep them from burn
stages were
ing. When thoroughly cooked, bent It
principally
backache a n d through a strainer and turn Into Jnrs
bearing d o w n to keep fo r use.
F s a s s J i h s h s t makes oath that he Is
asnlor pannar ol th « Arm of V. J . i H i x v t
T o , doing Dullness In tbs « "It y ol Tularin. I oiin-
ty and Mtate afurswld, and that said Ann w ill
pay the sum of ON K IH 'N iiK K H 1)01.1. A KM for
•«• h and every rase of i a t a r s h that cannot be
cured by the was of H a l l ' s I ' atabsm C u b s .
FRA N K J. C H EN E Y.
Aworn to before me and subscrltwd In my
prssenee. this SLb day of Decern tier. A t> . IBM.
___ „
A. W. GLKAMON.
j iljkL j
Notary Cubile.
pain,but I went
along w ithout w orrying much until
dropsy set in.
M y feet and anklea
■welled up, my hands pttffed and be
came so tense I could hardly close
them. I had great difficu lty in breath
ing, and my heart would flutter w ith
the least exertion. I could not walk
far without stopping again and again
to reet.
Since using fonr boxes of
Doan’ s K idn ey P ills the bloating has
gone down and the feelings o f distrssa
have disappeared.”
T o m a to
M an es.
T w elve tomntoes, | ice le d ; one good-
sized onion nnd three gram pepper«,
chopped; ndd one ten«|iootifnl each of
cloves, ctnnnnion nnd salt, grnte In a
nutmeg; cover with o n « tencupful of
sngnr and two o f vin egar and boll slow
ly for an hour, keeping well atlrred.
M ock
W h ip p e d
M A bou t o n « j « * r mro 1 lout n «* r )jr «11 o f m y
h »lr fo llow in g an » t t « « ‘ k o f iiim m U i . I w*a
•d v lia d by a filati«l to u i « A ycr'a H air Vlicor
I did §o. and « • » r«ault I now Lava ■ beautiful
l i « « d o r tmtr - M u * W J. IS m o w s Jf«uom
oum
C ream
fo r
F lllln a r .
F»IU. Wit.
A u ijers
AN
A fte r
A ll.
SAK 3 APA 0 LLA
M U.
e m u m pe c tc sal .
IM P E R F E C T
T h ere
H a a 'l
W ORK.
la .V * O r r a a l o a
C s s r e lt.
fa
fo r
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The nffiAe of librarian of the Hrltlah
House of Lorda Is virtually a sinecure.
Aa Disraeli said, the Hritiah aristocracy
never reads.
bakeries.
C on stitu en t— P ro d try» re, fo r you r ow n 1
peace o f mind, I a d v .«c you not to do it.”
L A M O S C R iP M
You Can (1st Allan’s Loot-Case FREE.
Writs Allan H. Olmsted, 1 « hoy. N. Y , for a
free tem ple of A llan 's Foot Koss. I t cures
ilw satln g. hot sw ollsn, aching feet. K make»
; new or tight «hoe» eaey
A certain cure lor
corn*, Incrow ln cn ail* and huulon*. A lld ru g,
gist* sell it V * . b on 't accept any luDolltule.
A p p roved Vorhut R * » # r v « «n d K*tlr<-ad Hrrlp t«ir
»urv«ye<J, a n tttrvffjrn l, ilnibwr#«! ur p r »lr • I « a d :
•ppr»tT«d U n ited M m « » M i l i a r y Bounty la n d
W a rra n t»; K # #r I M H o lg ln V A d d ition a l H cnp;
all Aluda o f l.and m rip imuvlK a d «o d.
M . H . I« A M i l . T O N .
Th# fori land. Portland, Or.
OASSIFIEDADVERTISING
The hobo approached the pompous
citizen and asked for alms.
" ‘Go to the ant, thou aluggard,’ ”
quoted the p. c.
" ’T a ln ’t no use, mister,” answered
the hobo. "M e aunt's Jlst as tlght-
flsted as me uncle an’ all de rest uv me
relsshuns.”
Mother» will find Mr*. Winslow’« Boo thing
Syrup the bent remedy toufce for their children
during the teething period.
by t . C. Ayer Oe . Lewsll, Maas.
Alee auauibeturer* e f
P ru n e «.
This in e«jiectally suitable fo r In
valids and old |«Hiple. Htmie one and
a h alf pound* o f prunes, put them into
a «tewpan, and cover them with cold
water. I-et them boll fur about a min
ute then strain off the w ater through
• sieve. Pour a little cold water over
the prune«, have ready a Jelly made o f
half an ounce o f gelatine, a pint o f
water, and three ounce« o f tirown su
gar. Heason with aluioud, and boll for
Are minutes— tbea «train. Arrange the
prunes In a casNcride mold, |«iur In the
Jelly, and set It In a c o d place to lie-
come firm. Tbs bole lu the center o f
the mold may be tilled with wbipiied
cream.
P tats or omo, erre oe T oledo , i
L ulas CoewTT,
I
Thug cried che hair. And a
kind neighbor came to the res
cue with a bottle of Ayer’s
Hair Vigor. The hair waa
aaved! In gratitude, it grew
long and heavy, and with all
the deep, rich color of early
life. Sold in all parta of the
world for aixty years.
Im o ra a rc
ftU in g Young HtAfesraai» — But rb#r« la
an oth er matter, Just a * Important, that
has bsvn overlooked.
I am goin g to in-
| troducs a bill for lbs rigid Inspection of
A ccou n ted
For.
Mrs. M 's patience was much tried
by a servant who bad a habit o f stand
lug around with her mouth open. One
day, aa the maid waited upon table,
her mouth was often as usual, and bet
mistress, giving her a severe look, said:
“ Mary, your mouth la open.”
“ Yeaaum,” replied Mary, “ I opened
It”
Portland Trade Directory
N a m «* and A d d res s «* Is Portland of U sers-
.rn taU ve B u sin ««« firm s.
M A M IC I . A S T X H S H - W « « . r
Co..
L I M I p rie*» on L »n t «r n * »n d Hi Id*«.
f o r t if t o i
I i U K H K h o f Mi k in d » lor « » I « »a w r y r* a »u u »o l«
p rie«». In q tlir« 27ft Krönt Ht.
C K K A M H E P A R A T O R A - W . i l t r i n l M t b . U. *
r> *p »r»io r to b* th* b#«c. W r it « ¡or fr«v c » t » og.
M»z«J wood Co.. F ifth »n d Oak.
M K N ’ S I I .O T H IX O — H offum A r.n < ll»ton . «o l«
»»u n is A lfr r d B *u j*n rn A C o.'» correct clothe«.
K v e r jr ih ln * in rnwo'» furulfthin * *
Morriaou »n d
ttijth *t reel». Opposite po»iof)W «.
I O I L T H Y FO O D —I f you w »n t you r h « o « io : » r
cuor» * g g » writ# u» for fr** particulars about FU-
H J N a T o I L T K Y ft K K Lns- A e ro » M ill» C * .
i'o rtia n d , Oregon.
ft'JANOH A OHO a N h —- O hfeit piano hoo»# on Pa
cific eoa»«. O rgan » and P ia n o» on *asy paym ent».
W rit# for li«t. L et u» quote you a pr o*. A lle n M
U iib ert-K a in a k er t o.. Portland. Oregon.
W A l i T R O — M en and 'V o«n*n to learn Barber tra d «
m eig h t w e r t » ; grad u el# « #arn tram lift to f*Aft
w # «g )y ; expert It « rut-tors: < at a log fre e; M o t«r
Byato-m o f C o lleg e », Ift N . Fourth »I., Portland.
It Is the general Idea that man la a
An In feren ce.
No. 2 * 0 «
P. N. Ü.
wonderful work— a perfe<-t w o i\ — but,
" I see tbe Eskimo women are dying
as Haeckel nnd comparative anatomy
off In large numbers this year.”
point out. the human body la, aa a mat
KM w ritin g to ndrertlaora piango
“ A laa! And has the craze fo r elbow
ti on t h l » pa por.
|
ter o f fact, a structure at on<-e Incom aleeves struck the polar regions?
plete and reduudant; a structure lack
ing many neccssurle» and crowded
wi th suiierflultles, with obsolete mus
cle« and nerves, which have become
shriveled and paralyzed because there
X V .N
s V N V - ■ \ V X > N ^ V > N N V V > 5 J ^ ^
>!■/,
la no longer any use for them. It la
amusing to think o f Improvements that
might tie made In the human body,
writes a iiessImlsL
Take tbe eyes.
Th e two eyes are
very good In their way, but If there
were three o f them how much better
2
It would be. I f man bad an eye In the
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, .
%\ \ \ \ W \ W \ \ \ V v V N v v \ W \ V .\ ' \x\v\V
back o f bla head, as certain insects
The Kind You Have Always Bought lias borne the signa
have, tie would never be run down,
ture of Chus. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 venrs. Allow no one
never be stubbed from behind, never
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
be kicked. Man, with tbree eyes, could
“ Just-as-good ” are hut Experiments, und endanger the
see and do twice as much as now.
heaiià of Children—Experience against Experiment.
The hair might well be Improved. It
Is poor stuff alongside o f feathers,
lyiok at the beautiful feather bead
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
dresses o f the birds. These are far
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
richer and brighter !n hue than human
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
hair, and they laaL They don’t dis
substance. Its age is its g-uarantec. It destroys Worms
appear. No one ever saw a bald bird.
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W ind
Colic. It relieves Teethinjr Troubles, cures Constipation
Tbe ears are not at all perfect. As
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
tbe eyes are provided w ith lids, so that
Stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
we can abut them tight when we want
The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
to sleep, so tbe eara abould be provided
with movable flaps or stoppers where
with to shut out sound.
I f the ,teeth endured there would be
little fault to find with them. B u t like
the hair, they fall man long before the
end o f life. Henoe It would be better
If, like some bird «« men bad Indestruct
ible teeth In their gizzard«, and sw al
lowed tbelr food whole, letting tbe g iz
zard grind It up gradually. This would
not destroy tbe pleasure o f eating. On
the contrary. It would Increase it. There
TNt MNTAUR eOMMNY. TT MU «MAY «TMtCT. NtW YOMK CITY.
would tie nerves of taste In tbe gizzard,
and thus the eating pleasure would be
greatly prolonged. T b e food would be
swallowed In a jiffy , and afterward,
aa man attended to his work, be would
get fo r many hours pleasant tastes
from tbe dainties the gizzard would be
slowly and carefully grinding up.
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CASTO R IA
What is CASTORIA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In Use F o r O ve r 3 0 Yea rs.
As
trs rn t
The Little Doctor in
your Vest Pocket
C a ll.
In the course o f a checkered career,
W esley ilanaou. known as a “ promo
ter," bad sojourned temporarily in
many places, so It la not strange that
be sometimes forgot a face.
"H a r e you any call fo r a atlrring
man In tbe advertising department of
your business?" be asked one morn
ing. when he bad gained access to tbe
office o f the Inventor o f some tin spe
cialties.
The man at tbe desk looked at him
and then dropiied his eyes.
“ No," he said, shortly, “ but I can tell
you exactly where there's a call for
Just such a man as you are."
"Y ea ? " said the promoter. “ I abould
be glad to hear o f IL ”
" I t ’s up In Bankfown. Vermont," said
the Inventor.
"T b e call cornea from
the grocer and the provision dealer and
the plumtier and the llvery-atable keep
er and several others.
Th ey’ve been
enlllng fo r you fo r ten years, ever
since------”
“ Ah,” said the promoter, “ I fea r that
call Is a trifle too loud,” and he softly
and rapidly withdrew.
S c rip tu ra l
P roof.
A t a colored camp meeting In Caro
lina a testifying (icnltent re ferra l to
himself and his unconverted brothers as
“ nlggera” In a spirit of abject humil
ity which he deemed well pleasing to
hla Maker. Tbe presiding elder who
“ amened” his speech at proper Inter
vals finally threw out a gentle rebuke.
“ Call yo 'se'f a culled pusson, broth
er,” he admonished Impressively. “ N ig
gers Is a term ob reproach Invented by
proud white folks. Dey ain't no men
tion In de Good Hook o f niggers.”
“ Oh. yes, dey la, parson,” the peni
tent contradicted solemnly. “ Don’ t you
rec'lect de place whar It tell about nig
ger Demua?” — Llpplncott’s Magazine.
Tnke one Inrge «our apple, peeled and
grated, one cup white sugar, white of
one egg. Bent all together a long time.
Manchuria la Just twice the sloe
Sold by all dealers.
50 cents a box. Flavor with vanilla. Use like whipped
Japan.
Foster-Milburn do., Buffalo, N. Y .
cream.
ol
EE the thin, round-cornered little
Enamel Box below 1 When
carried in your vest pocket it
means Health-Insurance.
It contains S4x C a n d y Tablets of
pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as
chocolate.
Each tablet IS a working dose of Cas-
carets. which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
It will not purge sicken, nor
upset the stomach.
Because it Is- not a
driver,’ ’ like Salts. So
dium, Calomel, Jalap,
Senna, nor Aperient
Waters.
These waste Diges
tive J u i c e s of the
s y s t e m needed to
morrow, In merely
flushing out the Bow
els today.
•
•
•
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges
tive Juices out of food eaten.
Cascarets do [this naturally, without
purging or discomfort.
They don’t help the Bowels and Liver
In such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why, with Cascarets, the dosa
may be lessened each succeeding
time instead of increased, as it
must be with all succeeding doses
of other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Cascarets a c j l i k e
exercise.
If carried in your
Vest Pocket, (or car
ried in My Lady's
Purse), a n d eaten
just when you sus
pect you need one,
you will never know a
sick day from the
ordinary ills of life.
*
•
•
Neither Is it like
Castor Oil, Glycerine,
Because, nearly all
or other Oily Laxa
these Ills begin in
tives that s i m p l y
the B o w e l s , and
Show ing
o f " Vest Pocket*’
lubricate the Intes-
partial Constipation
Cascare! B ox compared to Watch.
tines for transit of
paves the way for
the food stopped up In them at that partlc-
all other Diseases.
ular time.
“ Vest Pocket" box 10 cents.
These emergency drugs relleva the
Be sure you get tho genuine, made
Immediate trouble, but do not relieve Its
only by the Sterling Remedy Company,
Cause.
and never sold in bulk. Every tablet
The same trouble will therefore recur
stamped "C C C .”
again till that Cause is removed per
manently.
The chief cause of Constipation and
*■ F R E E T O O U R E R I E N D l l
We want ta scad to our friends x Deauti
Indigestion Is a weakness of the Musclea
French-desix—
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French-designed GOLD-PLATED
BONBON BOX
h»rd-enaWVd In CBtorv It It t beauty for the
that contract the Intestines and Bowels.
dressing tzble. Ten cents in stamp* is asked as a
Careareis are practically to the Bowel
measure « m d faith sad to cover < 5 t of Cascaiitt
wtth which W s dainty trinket Is haded.
71 s
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
This paper. Address
■ro to tho Athletic Muscloa.
sterling Rsmsdy Company, Chicago *r Hew Tag»