The Stayton mail., November 03, 1905, Image 4

' thertn ilonth rate In Chicago ha« boon
reduced from Kb07 per 10,000 to 10.94
per IO,l**0. The record spcak» for It- “
t VI
s ..
f
self and eonstltutes a sufficit-ut answsr
the T im e s
to all thè Jests and jlbes some
them good naturisi and others not
that bave been dlrected al thè itemi ) 'J
theor.v. Hucterlology has provini Its > s*
Now let Wizard Rurbank Invent an right to a place among the great san
odorless moth ball.
ltary agencies o f the century.
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® Topics of
I
Every old settlers’ meeting demon
•trates one thin«, namely, that there
are more young oues.
tlf
„
The meanest thing a woman can do
to K,vt.
A
,ps,
!
s-»4 • » ♦ ♦ ♦ *
BRITAIN TO HAVE
MIGHTIEST BATTLESHIP ill
II. M. S. Drendnmight, 18,000 Ions, la Piotine«! lo Be lh«i I tirgenl
oml lledviest Mnn-ol-Wnr Adoni.
Humorous
Ali ounce of Ini ni t Ini* la woitli a
pollini of tultl'in,- l’hlladclphla Rec­
ord.
Dyer Dld lil« wldow aucceisl tu
hreaklug bis wlll? Duell Yes; long
hefore he (Itisi. Exchange.
Itiald llow unirli dot*« timi dnillf-
fetlr cosi you a seanou? Greene Re­
ps Ira, linea, or sul ir) ? Yonkers84tniaa-
man creature should Inquire, la a re­
mark Implying a slight Just enough
All the world asks o f a man Is for of a slight to hurt, without being suf­
him to do his best. I f that doesn’t ficient to resent. The giving o f dabs
uitiii.
suit him he can get out.
Is an essentially feminine trait; and
Mra
Hoyle Doen your huabaud
one woman may make another exceed­
uiaUe gissi money? Mra. Doyle Ve»;
In the meantime President Roosevelt
ingly unhappy by exhibiting It. The
It a gissi enuiigli, hut there'n too Utile
does wish those Panama canal build
reason men do not give dabs Is be­
of It.— Jtldge.
•rs would gluger up a little.
cause they have been about enough
M adii III Me aure to pili plellly of
to see the foollshnsa of It.
Any
nula In thè eake. C.sik I II crack no
Seal, sable and mink furs will be
woman who has been around much
moie unta toilay. My Jaw buri» lue
more popular than ever with the la
sees the same, for the matter o f that.
alreidy, llnrper’e Rasar.
dies. Prices have increased from »10
But .fewer women have been around.
to 80 per cent.
'I rainp I llved ou water once for
Until they get around, their penchant
nix montila. I.ud) Wfll. I limai say
for dabbing will remain, for getting
“ It Is a good thing to let your w ife
you don't look II. Traini»— I uatcr bo
around makes one get busy In the
be boss.” says a New York Judge. The
n Nallor.— New York Mail
head. A dab Is the natural output of
guestiou as to whether It Is a good
“ la (Ida aure euoiigh ii cainel’a lutir
a head with nothtiig more Important
or bad thing does not alter the fa. t
brusii, ma munì?" "Yen, denr." "Gi*e!
to do. The mind must And activity
• ny.
I don’t sto how a carnei cali ever
somewhere, and housekeeping, or run­
binali Ita hulr wltb limi tlilug." Il mu­
ning
the
cook
leaves
a
good
deal
of
Vienna has named a street after
ti ni Post.
Roosevelt In honor of his part In the exivss vitality In a woman’s head. So
.liiNpar Many n w lae word l» apokeu
she
uses
it
up
In
dabs.
Oh.
yes.
dab
peace proceedings.
Evidently there
In Jcet. Jinupiippe Yen. bill thoy
blng
takes
head
work.
Some
dabs
are
are no makers o f 5-ceut cigars In VI
cuu't compari* wltli thè ntiiuher «>f inol­
vastly clever. But isn’t It tin» bad to i
enna.
iali o n e a timi lire spvkcu In e.irncal.— •
spend good life In making others un- ,
Exchange.
The man that nibbed Jesse James. happy? Here Is the cure: Get busy
Jr., of $300 probably Is the descendant In the head. As an Inducement to take
Miss Olitone I wnuldii’t bave ro-
The British are about to begin the j this type, and they were regarded us
fuseti Charley Bank» If l'd been v<>u.
o f some man with a long-standing ac­ it— to those who need It— It may be
finest afloat.
Mia» Swietglrl I don't belleve I
count against the James family, and added that dabbing ends In making « » “ »trucUon of the largest, heaviest.
rriinee at that time had fourteen
tlie dnbber far more unhappy than most powerful and most costlv battle-
Is trying to get even.
wntlld, elther, If l'd Jiei-n you. New
battleships, each o f over I o . imni tons
lt makes the dabbed. For the cordial ship ever built, and Intend to have
dlsplnceuient. thè Inrgest helng thè York Mail.
Some professional charity workers d.s.lke of a large collection of dubbed tjlp pennant fly|ng fp,,ni nrr mn„t with-
“ He’» sorry that he quarreled wltb
llouvef, of 12,2nf> tona.
There are
do not seem to believe In the assertion ones Is no nice thing to encounter. ,
bla
wlfe.” "Hhe lui» gone limile lo ber
now twenty « l i hattleshlps, «sieh of
,no,,fhM afXrr the
on
o f Bulwer that ’’when a man Is down and such a collection Is easy to ac
mot ber. I »uppoae.” “ No; sin-'» limi
more
than
lo,issi
tona,
lu
thè
Kretich
in the world an ounce o f help Is worth quire, since no one Is so faultless ns " b'lb the first keel plates are laid,
navy, thè henvlest helng thè Demo- ber mother «m i* buine to ber."— Phlla-
This Invincible and Invulnerable war
to be undabbable. This earth Is full
a pound of preaching.”
cratlc class, now building, shlpa o f 14.- delphln l ’ress.
of women with mental capacity far \ vessel Is t be named Dreadnought, •’>33 tona. Italy. In 1803, hud teli bat-
“ l’apa, are Jalla only for people who
No. housekeeping
A fter a while It will be possible aliove their Jobs.
and thè Rrltlsh ndiulralty has (lesiglieli : tleshlps ranking a tu» ve thè lO.OOO-tmi get calighi?” ’’ Deur me, no! They
for an American traveling In the Old cannot be successfully done by a ber to la» capatile o f equallng ber j clnss. thè henvlest helng thè l.cpnntn, are only for tinaie people who g«t
World to And a Roosevelt street In stupid person. It takes bead, unde­ mime.
She will mount more heavy a 13,IMM) fon slilp, bulli III 1883, and s o cnught and haveu't money eiuiugti to
every town o f any consequence, out­ niably. But It doesn't often take all guns than any two battleships now heavlly arnie«! and arm oni! tinit «he *tay out.” - Life.
the head a woman has. Hence dabs. afloat; will be able to withstand an almost found It difficult to get out o f
side o f Japan—and possibly Spain.
“ Are those new people next door
Now, If you don't lieneve this, get in attack from a submarine, and If she her own way. She Is nmv ranked ns
rieb?” ’’Rich! Well. I should aay so.
n
crowd
o
f
women
and
listen.
I
f
you
haiipens to touch off a floating mine a second- c I iihk battleship; hut she la
A small boy In East Orange, N. J.,
enlightening, will I»e able to continue afloat until not considered fit to stand even III They have two automobiles, and mm
has been arrested for sending Infernal don't hear something
of 'em la at the repair shop all tliv
machines by the half dozen to a fan­ you've poor ears. And then. If you a |H>rt is reached, in addition to these that line. The Itnlln. sister ship to time."— Boston Herald.
are
a
woman
without
sufficient
men­
enviable virtues, the Dreadnought will the Lepanto, wits built In 1H80, and
cied enemy. I f the police look him
“ Haven't llenpeck and hl» wife set­
over they will probably And "Made in tal employment, get busy In the head. also have great speed, and. If she was for many years the Inrgest bat­
tled
their difference» about their H a­
wants to “ turn tall” her engines, de- tleship afloat. She represents an early
Russia” stamped on him somewhere.
Among the other results o f contln veloplng a speed of 21 knots an hour, attempt to build n monster battle lting cards?” ’Oh, ye», they've corn-
ued national prosperity Is the Increase w, „ enable ,,er to outdistance any too ship. but. apart from size, she has
0,1 Mr ' " ' ,l Mr" Marla
A man matched silver dollars In a
in the number o f young men who are prPM, ltU{ r, „
Even lf overtaken the never been .unstder.»! ,.t nil formi.!«- P « k . ,,- i ,blladelptila Hress
saloon until he lost $270 without win­
“ What Hinke» you s., »tire Black I»
acquiring a college education. He is very thick armor plating will enable hie. Italy now has fourteen battle
ning once. He then became suspicious
a poor man. Indeed, who cannot send ,|pr t„ Ktlll„, I1I1UIMU| punishment and ship*, each over lo.i»»i tons, the heavi­ not a total abstainer?” "When I asked
and quit the game. One o f Arteinus
his son to college nowadays. This is for dealing with torpedo ts.ats she wlll est being tlie Kegiuii Margherita, 13,- him where he was last night he
W ard’s stories tells of a man who was
rilbhisl Id» head, mid Raid, ‘ Let mu
markedly true In the West, where all have a small battery of oneqiounder* 124 tons.
conAued In a loathsome dungeon for
»top mid think!'
D ejrdt Kris» Presa.
the higher Institutions o f learning re !1II(I „Ix-pounders. She will also he
In
1893
the
United
States
and
Ger­
sixteen long years, when a happy
port an enrollment of unprecedented nrlned with torpedo tubes hut wlll 1». many were equal ns to battleships o f
M l»» Aiiteek Ye», we're engaged.
thought struck him — he opened the
size. All classes o f people— farmers. un|,,ue |n having no secondary hat- over 10,i»M) tons. Each had four; the Some people nre mean enough to »ay
window and got out
merchants,
mechanics— have
pros- tery.
United States hfld the henvlest ship he's too young for me.
Miss I’ert —
pered beyond expectation, and the first
Anti*ck It I* so,
No details of the armor to he placed lu the Iowa, o f 11,340 tons. Germany's Ridiculous, Mis
Since the beginning o f the war Jap­ thought o f an American in such cir­
four were uniformly t0.3<»> tons. Now Isn't It? Miss I’ert Sure! lie'll age
an has increased her debt from about cumstances Is to give Ids son a col- on the I »read nought have been given, Germany hns eighteen heavy battle­ faut enough after he's married to you.
but It Is known that she wlll be the
$29o,000,000 to $981,000,000, but of lege education, which Is supposed to m<mt com plete* armorP), „ „
I ’bllndel; bin Press.
nflollt ships, nnd six building. The United
this amount she has on hand perhaps mean a better chance In life than a , Ipr arDlor Hlonp w|ll wp,Kll about R . States has twelve, with thirteen build
Governess (looking over gtstgraphy
as much as $173,000,fJ00 unexpended. «•ommon
school education affords.
tona
KUnpower the „ ren(|. lug mid two projected. The henvlest
paper)— What's this? “ The people of
In the same time Russia’s debt has In­ There Is some difference o f opinion n()llK,ht
t(, ,,p tLe moat for. German battleship* today nre her 12,-
Lancashire are very stupid!”
Where
creased from $3,282,000,000 to about respecting this conclusion, but most nll<,nt.,0 WHrMhlp PVPr appI1
007-ton class; the heaviest 111 the Uni­
No
in the world did you gid that nl"n
$3,700,000,000. Japan will probably pei,pie will agree that, other things be tleshlp ,n thp w„ r|(,
arr|M ted State» 1» the Connecticut class,
from? Pupil—Out of the book. It say»
receive about $100.000,000 from Russia ing equal, the man with a good educa more than four 12.lnch K,JnH
th<? 10,000 tons.
that Iaincnshlre 1» remarkable for It»
In payment for the maintenance of tlon will have an advantage over the i)readnoUgh will mount no few er than
The wars of the United States with
dense
population. Punch.
prisoners of war, and Russia must also man with a deficient education or with tPIli or two BI„, „ ,11)lf tlmpH „ „
Spain and Japan with Russia have not
Father— Why don't you work, my
borrow money for her Immediate no eilucatlon at all. We may easily „ „ anv alllp afl(mt T l),H PMorm„ lls ,mt. been without their lessons to the naval
needs at home.
Jarían, therefore, see. however, that the number o f eol fPry ,,f 12-|nch r!flpH wln havp „
poire» and tbe tendency is to build *OM’ If you o olj koen bon much bap*
seems to come out o f the war In bet­ lege-bred men may exceed the number |,|nPrt niuJ!Z|P energy o f 480 000 f,»,t- larger ami heavier battleships, so that
work K1'**"
wo" 1'1
ter Ananclal condition than Russia, In of professional or business
i" 1" Father, I am striving to
open tons.
Each of these big guns wlll they map carry moro tremendous bat
spite of the latter country’s vastly ings available for educated men. throw a shell weighing 8BO pound#, the terles. The determination to htil!d
self-denial. In which
greater resources.
In that contingency the
question combined battery being able to throw these enormous ship» was nrrlvisl at b*PPln•M,•, plays n<> part. Do not tempt
would arise: What shall we do over four tons o f projectiles nt one only nfter considerable discussion. It me’ ^ Louis Glob'"-Democrat,
Does
village Improvement pay? with
" i taU«*s ile weather den ez Provl-
our
college
graduates? discharge. The Dreadnought wlll he was thought by some naval construe-
Those who doubt it may And some- It Is easy enough to say that a col nble to throw this Immense weight of tors that more units, each o f conslil- ience sends It," sal I Brother Williams;
tiling suggestive in the conclusion of lege man will make a better truck metal a distance of five or six miles, arable power, were to be desired above • > f | whirled In en prayed fer min
a man who is looking for a home In a man or hod-carrier or street car con „t which range the shells would pierce a few
bnttleshlpa o f the greatest dur’d abo’ come n dry speli
En if I
New England village accessible from ductor than an Illiterate man.
prayisl fer dry, dnr’d come rain enough
But the armor o f practically any battleship power.
Boston. In his search he visited one wlll the college man. In default of afloat,
It wns thought that the Dreadnought ter drown me vii ile Lnwd knows, I
town to which he had been recom­ professional employment, go to work
u.'iiid b « U m In«t word la warship MB»t swim!” Atlanta Constitution,
Pro grtu In Rattleahipa.
mended. He found the railway station as a truckman or a hoilearrler or h I
construction for many years, but now
„
|r# ( j rpene_ V„a ., while yon
There
has been a wonderful ad It appears that Japan Is to build three fo|k„ WPrP „ W11V , hey expelled oi l
shabby, the common, in sight from the street ear conductor?
That Is th e !
station, covered with long grass, and crucial question. I f he wlll not do so vance In the development o f battle­ bnttleshlps of 19,ISSI tons each, tier Deacon Goodman from lb' Itaptlst
weeds growing along the sidewalks. what Is to become of him? We can­ ships within the last ten years. In ninny Is reporti*«! to be considering a Church. Mr. Nnliorlv- Xo! \VIly, hmv
The whole place had a bedraggled and not all he merchants or doctors or 1893 Great Britain had twenty-three 20,<KM)-ton warship, and France next did It happen?
Squire ( ■ ree m• Wal.
H,l|l»*- each of more than III. year Is to lay down one o f 20,300 tons.
neglected air. The man decided at lawyers or scientific men. Home of
him
whnIt lie 1 bought
somebody
asked
once that he did not care to but- prop­ us must be Glhemltes— some o f us 000 tons. To-dny, If there are Includ­ Perhaps the contest will end In uni­ of nutomnld e- , nini hr■ told 'em!—
erty or to live among people appar­ must do the world's hard, disagree­ ed the ships being built, she has sixty. versal pence, for there Is a limit to I*nck.
ently so Indifferent to appearances ns able work; some o f us must hew wood In 1893 the heaviest British battle­ battleship construction, and If It Is
FImployer W ell, what did hr• say to
ship was the Royal Sovereign, o f 14,- nut reached In the Dreadnought, It at
those who controlled affairs In that and draw water. With the present
you ? Clerk That lie'll break every
200
tons.
There
were
eight
ships
of
least
must
he
near.
town.
spread o f college anil university edu­
Itone In my bod y and pit' 'll me •ml of
cation the time seems not far distant
the
window If I shelve I my face hi
Nuremburg, Germany, In conjunc­ when all of us will he competent to
<sl another movement that proves to his office again! Empio)-ci— ’1Ill'll go
tion with the Society o« German flock fill the higher post* in life ami very
he a true tide, due to the sun and linek and teil 1dai that In* is
vastly
Makers, recently erected a monument much disinclined to accept the hum­
moon. The measurements have been mb taken If lie thinks In» can
Inlimi-
to Peter Henlein. Pour hundred years bler ones. When we reach that situ­
made repeatedly during the month dai e me by Ills violence. Life.
ago he substituted springs for weights ation the question o f employing our
with the six microscope* o f the Instru­
In clocks, and thus prepared the way college graduates will become one of
Mr. Kornersli!ion— I've half :1 lull'd
ment. The tidal motion Is slight, hut
for the watch. Ills work also meant paramount Importance.
to
start for Dawson City, Sarah.
One solu­
greater than the possible error*.
The hay fever serum or pollantlne
that clocks could be made smaller, tion o f that question may he the re­
The “ auxetopbone” Is an attachment Here's a fellow went ii i[i the re six
since length was no longer required duction of the output o f the colleges. of Dr. Dunbar o f Hamburg Is shown for reinforcing the sounds given forth nio,,*b*
and has Just got home
fo r the fall o f the weight. It Is prob­ It will hardly be worth while to teach jto have proven very effective. Having by phonographs nnd gramophone* in- " ’l ' 1* ^ftecn thousand dollars la hl»
able that the first spring was not a man Latin and Greek anil the higher first proven that hay fever Is due to vented by Mr. C. A. Parsons, thè In IK><kot Mra Kornersloon— Rill that
coiled as at present, but consisted of mathematics Tn~order” to prepare V lni the, pol‘t n f,ol',on frorr‘ * ra"" eH' c"- ventor o f the steam turbine, and Mr wonk* novpr do for von. John. You
a strip fastened at one end, with a for ditch-digging— especially lf he re re" U " nd oth<‘r ,,lant" ’ th* Investigator Horace Short. A small valve o f p,.-l,'" n't evM» K,,f
*"*'irday night»
sought a preventive by repeated vac­
string at the other end pulled down fuses to dig ditches.
cullar construction controls the ad­ with your fifteen dollars.— Exchange.
cination o f animals with the poison of
and colled round the driving wheel.
mission Into the trumpet o f com­
pollen. The antitoxin thus produced pressed sir supplied from a pump or
The spring thus acted like the sapling
T h e H n n rcr’ s R e t o r t .
She Was It.
I in the blood serum neutralizes the bellows. The action o f the npparntua
In a noose trap. Its play was limited,
An
Irascible
old gentleman who had
Mr. Sophtly— I saw you In the res­
I poisonous effect o f pollen In the eyes Is compared In the Scientific American ‘ Le misfortune to travel with a man
and the timepiece soon ran down.
taurant where I took lunch to-day.
and nose. Tbe serum Is not Injected to that o f an air relay, whereby not who went to sleep nnd snored loudly
Miss Bewtle Nonsense! I h »v .n ’| '
. k', ^ hke'oThe'ra.'butrimpIy
It Is probably true that the theory been In a restaurant for weeks.
only are greater power aid volume Im­ thought lit to wake the sleeper and
applied
to
nose and eyes.
and practice o f
bacteriology have
parted to the sounds, hut the full­ remonstrate with him, and, after ad­
Mr. Sophtly— Ob, but you were
The precision o f modern observa- ness and richness o f tone nre height- dressing him In terms more forcible
been carried to absurd lengths by en­ there, all right, and they bad you on
thusiasts, but lf the science bad ac­ the bill of fare In big type— peaches t,on" br,n* " to n» ht «n **P «)te d facta, en«sl. It Is said that on a calm day than polite, ho savagely concluded: “ I f
complished nothing save to control and cream.— Philadelphia Ledger.
A t th* I,arl" Observatory Jean Mas- the auxetopbone enn he heard distinct­ people would only keep their ilmiith»
' cart has noticed that the surface o f a ly at a distance o f two or three miles, shut they would make less noi»«!'*
diphtheria It would Justify all the en­
comiums o f Its devotees. Under the
I f you do a disastrous thing care- thin layer o f mercury Is not plane, but nnd that In speech every word may “ Very true!” replied the snorer, lie-
antitoxin treatment, which Is the re­ lessly, It la ths sams thing as I f you undulated like water disturbed by ths ha clearly distinguished us much as fore relapsing Into slumber.
"\Vhv
don’t you try It yourself?”
plunge o f a stona, and has also detoct- COO yard# away.
sult o f bacteriological work, tbs dlph- did it on purpoM.