The Stayton mail., July 14, 1905, Image 7

i n r k s y a M u lT el hy M a c h in e .
I n E n g la n d tu r k e y s a r e g ene rally
Bold acco rd in g to tb e rule of w eight
p e r pound, price per potimi. T h a t la
to aay, If a bird w eig h s 12 pound*, It
la sold a t 24 ce n ia p er pound; If Ita
w e ig h t Is 14 po u n d s, u t 2H c e n ts per
pound, an d ao on.
N a tu ra lly , all b r e e d e r s e n d e a v o r to
m a k e th e ir tu r k e y s a s p lu m p and
That’s too bad t We had no­ I heavy a s possible befo re «ending them H e — I hope you d o n 't m a k e a f«*ol of
m a rk e t. Hy*tema o f f a tt e n in g lire
ticed it was looking pretty j to
ex te n siv e ly c a r r ie d on a m o n g poultry y o u r h u s b a n d ?
thin and faded of late, but f a r m e r s , tu r k e y s being p u t Into pen* Hlie— No; 1 d o n ’t h a v e to.— Y onkers
naturally did not like to speak a n d f a tte n e d for h period v a r y in g from S ta te s m a n .
A p p ro p r ia te .— A S o u th e r n c o m e tls t,
r e e to ten w eeks, e ith e r by h a n d or
of it. By the way, Ayer’s th
n a m e d B u rst, h a s t h r e e children Allen
w ith m achine.
Hair Vigor is a regular hair
T h e m a c h in e m ostly used for this May H urst, J a .m o s Wood B urst, a n d
grower, a perfect hair re­ p u r p o s e co n s ists of a bra*« nozzle— H e n r y Will B u rst.
storer. It keeps the scalp w hich la Ii n e r t e . I In the m o u th o f th« Ko N a tu r a l.— Mrs. C assidy— 'T w a s
bird a t ta c h e d to a piece of India m b very n a t u r a l be looked. Mrs. C a se y —
clean and healthy.
b e r tubing, a n d co n n e c te d w ith a cylln Aye, shun- be look.si f u r all th e wttrl.l
** I » m w « l! ar< |ualnt»< 1 w ith A yer*» H a ir
der.
lolke a lolve m a n layln' (here dead.
VlM«r a n d I Ilk « It v a ry tn u c li
I w o u ld
r l a l l y r* c o ttiin « iid It a s a n « i r a l l a n t d r« M fn jr
In th is c ylinder Is n supply of Ilqnld
B re a k in g th e
N ew s.—M istre ss— If
f u r t o r h a i r . k e e p ltt« it s o f t a n d s u tu u U i, a n d
l» rrv « n tlo K t h a h a i r f r o m » iillttln * a t U ia
fissi, m a d e of b u c k w h e a t or some o t h ­ you w a n t eg g s to kee p you m u st lay
• n d s '* — M 1 n M I■ K « i t l , V a a d u tu , M ic h /
e r m eal, milk, a n d a little fat, an d It | th e m In a cool place. B rid g e t—01*11
la h o a r r a n g is i t h a t w h e n a pedal Is m lutlon It to th e h e n s a t w anst, m um .
M a d s b f J . O A y a r Oo , L o w a ll, M aaa
A la » l a a u u f a o t u r a r a o f
pri'Nicd by th e foot a portion o f the
Ills Experience.—
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MHUPARILU.
fissi, v a ry in g ac c o rd in g to th e atuge of
"ItegiirdiuK a woman,” said Heii|ieck,
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"T o this said conclusion I've come:
tlty each tiny u ntil th e proce ss la c o m ­
W hen man put* a ring on her finger
pleted la Injected th ro u g h th e tube
H e put* himself under her thumb.**
an d nozzle Into th e b ird 's crop.—Mtruy
A w fu L — L’ut-le
H i r a m —T h ey
say
V rlin w .An.
Stories.
t h a t th e auu n e v e r aeta on the British
T o m m y r i g jii tu — I’uw, « hour p ic tu r e
E m pire.
A u n t H a n n a h —D o esn ’t
It
1« t h a t toller th e r e w h e r e y o u 're read-
A C u ttin g H e jo ln d er.
n o w ? A n d w e h a v e such lovely s u n ­
in '? "
T h e la te Huron de H lrach, t h e J e w ­ se ts o v e r here!
t ’aw K lg jn m —W h y , t h n t ’a a h a l f ­ ish financier, w as d in in g ut a G e r m a n
Very L ikely.—" H a v e you a n y ta s te
to n e of a aeroiid eoualn of th e atop- n o b le m a n 's b ouse In c o m p an y w ith a
for
T h a c k e r a y ? " a s k e d Mrs. Oldcaatle.
b r o th e r of ail a u n t hy ais-oud murrlag«- c e r ta in prince, w ho m a d * no s e c r e t of
of t h e footer »Inter o f th e c h a p w ho Ills v e nom ous a n t i p a t h y to th e Je w s . "No, I c a n 't sa y t h a t I hav e ,” replied
1« atiNpeeted of b eing In poasi-aslou of C o u rte sy proved no b a r r i e r to th e out h e r ho ste ss; "1* t h a t a n y t h in g like this
p a p r ik a th e y ’re p u t t l u ' lu e v e r y th in g
I n fo r m a tio n na to w ho wua an aeeotn- (low o f hi* spleen.
now ?”
pllee of the inyaterlouN u n k n o w n w ho
Iteuiiirklug upon a to u r he bad tn.uk*
C o rrec t.—" P a . ” sa id little R eginald,
aaalafed In klilnapliig Sloppy S adie th e In T u rk e y , he said he had been fa v o r ­
Kud ICyed
Shop
G irl.” — U ultltuore ably Im pre sse d w ith tw o of Its cu s­ " w h a t Is a b u c k e t s h o p ? ” “ A b u ck e t
A m erican.
shop, m y sou,” sa id t b e fa th e r, feel­
to m s ;
"All J e w s a n d dog* t h a t a r e c a u g h t ingly, "la a m o d e m cooperage e s ta b ­
Ilia H a rd b u c k .
lis h m e n t to w hich a m a n ta k e s a b a r ­
Ilrow n—Jlg«iulth
la auytblrig but a r e Im m ediately killed.”
grnleful to llaine Fortune.
T h e baron, w ith sm ilin g s a n g frold. rel a n d b r in g s back tb e Imug-bole.”
G r * * n — I lo w 'a that 7
I n s in u a t io n .—P a t r o n (lu r e s ta u r a n t)
Im m e d iate ly relieved th e sc an d a lize d
B row n—H e fotunl a two-carat dla- c o n s te r n a tio n of th e o th e r g u e s ts w ith — W h a t a r e y o u b o th e rin g m e for?
moinl iu tbe c u tte r the other day, and
H e a d U s h e r —T h e g e n t le m a n a t tbe
> a b la n d re jo in d e r;
what do y o u auppoNe he «aid?
" H o w f o r t u n a t e you a n d I d o n ’t Uve n e x t ta b le w a n te d m e to a s k If you
( ir e tn - III»» it up. W hat did be aay?
w o u ld n 't ple ase f ac e th e o th e r way.
there;”
Uruwn— "Thl* la bard lurk."
H e Bayt b e w a s n e a r ll’ e a te n by a n a.-
Ilgntor once a n d e a u 't b e a r to see you
T h a L a s t P e r r y E x pedition S u rv iv o r.
M a rk e tin g P o t a t o C r o p s .
T h e new epapere c h r o n ic le th e d e a th ,
In line w ith t h e classic case of t h e e a t."
J u n e 22il, of tw o inemlatra of t h e P e rry oyster s h ip p e rs , cited hy P re s id e n t
T h e R e a list.— A lexis c a m e borne one
ex p e d itio n to J a p a n , 18.VL54.
T h e H ad le y of Yale u n iv e r s i ty in h is book n ig h t w ith hla clo th es full of holes.
J u l y C e n tu r y contain* th e |ter*onal r e ­ : on Itailro a d T ra n s p o r ta t io n , is t h e case " W h a t h a s h a p p e n e d to y o u ? ” ex c la im ­
collection* of tliin ex p e d itio n of J o h n of t h e Aroostook p o ta to grow ers b r o u g h t ed his m o th e r. "Oh. w e'v e been p la y ­
H. New all, w ho wa* a m e m b e r ot (Com­ ¡by P re s id e n t T u t t l e of t h e Boston A ing shop e v e r since school closed,”
m o d o re P erry '* p a rty , a n d who ia p ro b ­ M aine railroa d before t h e se n a te co m ­ A lexis replied.
"S!»op?” echoed his
ably t b e la st s u r v iv o r of t h e fam ous m itte e on i n te r s ta t e co m m e rc e .
N o th ­ m o th e r. "Yes. W e opened a grocery,
e x ped i t i o n .
ing could b e t te r show how a railorad a n d eve ry b o d y wua so m e th in g ," Alexis
w orks for t h e in te r e s t of t h e localities exp lain e d . “ I w a s tb e cheese."
A M 1»l a te r '* C h a r t .
Could I>o W ith o u t I t . —"Y ou re m e m ­
T h e ftev. Hr. I l e r r l r k John»on w a s w hich it serves.
A m a in dep e n d en c e of t h e farm ers of b e r t h a t I gav e a n o r d e r for a pound
preHident of th e M cCorm ick Theologl-
cal S e m in a r y In C hlrngo.
A c h a r t th e Aroostook region is t h e p o ta to crop, of liver a w hile a g o ? ” "Y es.” w a s the
h u n g In hi* lib ra ry , allowing by pyra- aggregating a n n u a lly e i g h t to ten m i l ­ reply. "W ell, I find th a t 1 do not need
tnlda th e a m o u n t of money *pent In lion bushel* w hich And a m a r k e t large­ It, a u d y ou need uot send It." Before
varloti* c o u n trle a o f t h e w orld for nl- ly in Boston an d t h e a d j a c e n t th ic k ly sh e could p u t d o w n t h e te lep h o n e re-
The
cohol. C o rre sp o n d in g py rain ld a on the settle.] regions of New K n g la n d .
j ce lve r s h e h e a r d tb e m a r k e t- m a n say
c o m p e titio n of c h e a p w a te r t r a n s p o r t a ­
aatne c h a r t a l l o w e d th e nuni* *pent by
to som e one In t h e sto re: ' T a k e o u t
all defiomlnatloiiH for ml**lonary work tion from M aine to all p o in ts a lo n g t h e Mrs. B la n k 's liver. S he s a y s she can
In th e world. At th e b ottom of th e ! New E n g la n d coast keeps r a ilro a d get a lo n g w ith o u t It.”
ferig h t rates on th e se p ota toes alw ays
c h a r t In la rg e ty p e w ere th e w orda:
K e c o m in e n d ah le .—" M y b u slia n d Is
1 at a very low level.
• 'll o w (»oil la ftobtied.”
P otatoes a t e also s c o n s id e ra b le o u t ­ ■o poetic,” sa id one lady to - <ther In
O n e e v e n in g w hile I>r. Jo h n a p n w in
p u t of t h e tru c k farm s of M ichigan, a c a r th e o th e r daya. " P o o r d e a r ! " In­
w a lk i n g In th e hunlnen* portion o f hla
t h e i r n o r m a l m a rk e t being o b ta in e d in te r r u p t e d a g o o d-natured looking w o m ­
e lty tie wn* «topped by a m a n w ho
and t h r o u g h D e tro it a n d Chicago an d an w ith a m a r k e t b a s k e t a t h e r feet,
a*ked him for ten oenta.
Dr. J o h n -
w h o w ag se a te d a t th e la d y 's elbow
o th e r c o m m u n iti e s of t h a t region.
aon told the m a n t h a t he w ould give
Not m a n y years ago favoring su n and a n d o v e r h e a r d th e r e m a rk . " H a v e you
h im t h e m oney If he would tell him
rain s b r o u g h t a tr e m e n d o u s yie ld of e v e r tried r u b b ln ’ his j ’ln ts w ith h a r t ­
bonentiy w h a t he w a n t e d It for.
potatoes from t h e M ichiagn fields.
A t sh o rn linim ent, tn u m ? T h a t ’ll s t r a i g h t ­
T h e m a n re p lie d : "I w a n t to rob no rm al rates a n d prices th e r e w ould
en him o u t a s q u ic k a s a n y t h i n g I
(Sod.”
have Ix-cn a g lu t of t h e c u s to m a ry k n o w of.”
l i e fo rm e rly h a d been em ployed m a rk e ts a n d t h e p ota toes w ould hav e
T h e S e c re t o f H a r m o n y .— Y oung
a b o u t th e ae m in a ry a n d linu seen th e rotted on t h e farm s. T o h e lp t h e pota-
c h a r t re f e r re d to, a n d of course he | to grow ers t h e ra ilro a d s from M ic higa n Mrs. M ead had j u s t e n g a g e d tw o s e r ­
k n e w l>r. Jo h u a o n .
H e got th e ten m a d e u n p r e c e n te d ly low rates on p o ta ­ v a n t s , a m a n a n d his wife. "I a m so
glad you a r e m a r r ie d ! " sh e said to th e
c e n ts.
toes to every r e a ch ab le m a r k e t, even | m an. “ I hope you an» very h a p p y , a n d
j c a r r y in g th e m in large q u a n t itie s to a j tlint you a n d y o u r w ife n ev e r h a v e a n y
l- 'e n th e re il M a s o n a n d P o t t e r .
A m ong th e b ird s of th e W e s te rn place so rem o te a* B oston. T h e A roos­ difference o f o p inion.” “ F a ith , m a ’am.
I I e tn lsp h e re th e best m a so n Is a p o t­ took grower« had to reduc e t h e p rice on \ I c o u ld n ’t any t h a t , ” replied th e new
t e r a s well. T ills la tile oven b in t of th e ir potatoes an d even th e n could not se rv a n t, " f o r w e h a v e u good m a n y ;
t h e parnpna In S o u th A m erica. It I* dispose of th e m u nle ss t h e Boston A b u t Ol d o n ’t let B rid g e t k n o w o f tliiin,
called th e “ciisnra,” ii housebuilder, hy M aine r a ilro a d reduced its a lre a d y low an* so w e do be g e t tin g along w ell.”
t h e S p a n ia rd s . T h e n ea t Is m a d e of rate, w h ich it d i d . By m e an s of th e se
G e n e ra ls S aved H i n t —W h e n G e n ­
m u d a n d bit* o f s tr a w , p ra c tic a lly t h e low rates, m a k in g possible low prices,
eral R o b e rt E. I«ee w a s fighting G r a n t
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every- sieged h e a d q u a r t e r s w ith re q u e s ts to
very thick a n d th e re I* a p a rtitio n wall
.see " t h e g ln ’ral."
"W ell, w h e re do
Inside, re a c h in g so high a s to form an laidy h a d a ll t h e p ota toes h e w a n te d .
you b elong?" d e m a n d e d G en e ra l Lee.
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rates t h a t would h a v e l>een ru in o u s to "I b ’longs to y ’r c o m p a n y , g ln ’r a l," re-
■IK P A I S Y H Y K I I .I .K K d - s t r o y n »11 t h . t h e railro a d s, had th e y been a p p lie d to tu r n e d th e d a r k y .
"No, you d o n ’t,”
--------------------------------------------------
Ill***« m id a ffo rd s
t h e m o v e m e n t of a ll potatoes a t all d ec la re d th e G eneral, sn a rp ly . " E v e r y ­
m m f o ri lot* v e r y
h o m e - ill d in i n g
tim e s , to k II places, th e y h elp ed t h e i r body In my c o m p a n y h as been shot.
r o o m , « le e p ln if
p a tro n s to find m s r k c t s t h e n .
T h e H ow Is It t h a t yon h a v e n 't l*een?" T h e
ro o m
a n d a ll
nlara*«
w b fre
Boston A M a in e r a ilro a d suffered a d e ­ d a r k y s c r a tc u e d his head. T hen from
file* u r e tr o n b le -
aom e.
C le a n , crease in its re v e n u e from potatoes, h u t
his tw is t e d m o u th c a m e a con fid mu in I
neat and
w ill
Aroostook farm ers to w h is p e r: "W ell, yo' see, gln'ral, it's
n o t anil o r in j u r e i t en a b le d t h e
a n y th ! m e
T r y m a r k e t t h e i r cro p a n d th e r e b y to o b ta in
tills a-w ay .
I a i n ’t been shot 'ca se
th e m o n c e a n d
y o u w ill n e v e r h e w i t h o u t t h e m .
I t n o t k e p t h y money w h ic h th e y s|>ent for t h e varied
w h e n d e y ’g a fight go ln ’ on 1 a l w a y s
d e a le r « , a e n t p r e p a i d fo r 30c.
Ilm o ld H o m e r» ,
s u p p lie s w h ich th e r a ilro a d s b r o u g h t to s ta y s w ith th e g ln 'rn ls."
149 O c k a l h A v e ., llr iN ik ly n , N . V .
th e m . If th e m a k in g of rates were
s u b je c t to g o v e r n m e n ta l a d j u s tm e n t
_____
IF YOU
T r ltla c n n S h e ll» .
su c h rad ic al an d p r o m p t ac tio n c ould
Trlclaenn shells a r e very com m only
neve r have been ta k e n , liecause it is u se d In c h u r c h e s Hi E u r o p e for holy
well estabiisix-d th a t if a ra te bo once w a t e r hnsltis a n d even fonts.
The
■educed by a ra ilro a d c o m p a n y it c a n ­ la rg e st, p erh a p s, a r e th o se In use a t
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ftta m m e re ra o f l i e t r o l t , M ich ig an . K*L a I»II n | i < m I e le v e n g o v e r n m e n ta l procedure.
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ta in a w e ig h t of 6tk) p o u n d s (the tw o
Vo rid '« F a ir. Ht l.oul*. m o l. K ecom m e n d e d l»y ph y sic- igan r a ilro a d s a n d t h e Boston A M aine
la n a , «nhicatnm , c le rg y m e n . am i u ra tin a te * e v e ry w h e re .
valv es together), th e
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Itself
T h l i I n s tit u tio n ha« a W e n te rn B ra n c h a t I'n rtla m ! w ith r a ilro a d had l>een su b je cted to g o v e rn ­
so m e tim e s b eing t w e n t y p o u n d s In
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w eig h t. T h e w o rd “T r l d a c n n " Is from
b e e n c u r«
re d In th r e e w eek*, h u t flv« to *tx w eek* I* th e
ti m e UHiirtlly re«|iitred W i l i . •l-.-.e In I '<>rt In mi m i ( >otot>er obliged to keep u p t h e i r rate s as do th e
th e G re ek " t r ld a k n o s . " e s te n a t th r e e
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b ite s; b u t w h o could e a t a tw e n ty -
W r ite a t o n ce fo r p a rtic u la r* an d te rm * . If y o u m e n tio n G e r m a n y u n d e r g o v e r n m e n ta l
lim ita­
th l* p a p e r a n d «end 6 ce n t* In Htanip*, to c o v e r p o s ta g e ,
pound a n im a l a t t h r e e b ite s!—St. N ich­
1 w ill nend y o u o u r c lo th h o u n d . '200 p a g e b o ok. • T h« tion a n d let
t h e potatoes r o t.— E x­
O r ig in a n d T r e a tm e n t o f H ta m m e rin g , ’ fre e o f c h a rg e .
olas.
ch a n g e.
A ddreaa W I L L I A M T . L E W I S
Is Y o u r
Hair Sick?
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STAMMER
W e s te r n R e p re s e n ta tiv e
A e e o c la te P r in c ip a l
S. W . C o r l f l t h a n d R a le ig h S tr e e ts
P O R T L A N D . OHKOON
M o t« —No p u p il« a«-cepted a t P o r tla n d a f t e r K ept. ]«t.
P I S O S C U R E FOR
CHRIS «M IR I A ll l i l i l A l l t .
I B a a l C o u g h S y ru p , l'a s ta * G o o d . D a*
1
l a lim a . S o ld b r d r u a a t a u
GOOD BLOOD
TELLS IT S OWN STORY
And tells it eloquently in the bright eye, the supple,
elastic movement, the smooth, soft skin, glowing with
health, a body sound and well, an active brain, good
appetite and digestion, refreshing sleep, energy to per­
form the duties and capacity to enjoy the pleasures of
life. The blood is the most vital part of the body;
every organ, muscle, tissue, nerve, sinew and bone is dependent on it for
nourishment and strength, and as it circulates through the system, pure and
strong, it furnishes to these different parts all the healthful qualities natur*
intended. When, from any cause, the blood becomes impure or diseased, it
tells • different story, quite as forceful in its way. Itching, burning ski»
diseases, muddy, sallow complexions, disfiguring sores, boils, carbuncles»
etc., show the presence, in the blood, of some foreign matter or poison.
Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison and Scrofula, are effects of
• deeply poisoned blood circulation. These may either be inherited or ac­
quired, but the seat of trouble is the same—the
blood. S. S. S., »purely vegetable blood remedy,
cleanses and purifies the circulation and makes it
strong and clean. Under its purifying and tonic ef­
fects all poisons and i m p u r i t i e s are expelled from
the blood, the general health is built up, all d i s f i g u r i n g e r u p t i o n s and blem­
ishes d i s a p p e a r , the skin becomes soft and smooth and robust health b le s s e s
life. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all dis­
eases of the b lo o d are cured by S. S. S. Book on the blood and any medical
advice, free of charge. TH£ S W IF T SPECIFIC C O ., ATLANTA, C A ,
l l e t o r l C o u rte o u s .
Never expose the eyes needlesaly to
H e— (»iris are queer creatures— they dust or flying partici* of any kind.
m arry the first fool who asks them, as a
rule. I suppose you would do tbe aatne,
wouldn’t you?
Hhe— Suppose you ask me and find
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P I T A P e rm a n e n tly C u red
J in f l ú o r n e r r o u e n e a #
i l l y a f t e r flr* t « la y 'i uae* o f J>r K l i n e ’* i* r e a l N e r v e
K e»U *rer. H e n d fo r F r e w S Z t r i a l Noni«*a m i t r e a t it*«.
D r. R . I f . K iln « , L t d ..M l A r c h s t . . P h i l a d e l p h i a , F a
T he P roper W o rd .
C l a r a — I w a s t e m p te d to give h e r a
piece o f m y mind, only I d i d n 't w a n t to
m a k e a scene.
M innie— You m ean, d e a r, you d id n 't
w a n t to m a k e a production. T h a t 's th e
p r o p e r w ord n o w ad a y * .— B oston T r a n ­
script.
To Bresk In New Shoes.
A lw ay a « h a k e In A l l e n 's Foo t-K aee, a po w d er,
i t c u r e » h o i , » t r e a t i n g , a c h i n g , » wollen feet
C ure* c o r n s , i n g r o w i n g n ail» a n d b u n i o n » At
all d r u g g l t t a a n d »hoe »tores, 2 V- D o n 't ac c e p t
a n y » u b a t i t u t e S a m p l e m a i l e d F R E E . A ddreaa
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p o e t,” p o u te d th e tall b r u n e tt e . " W e
n re too p oor to h ire a girl, so I h a v e
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“ My d e a r girl,” sa id th e m a tr o n ,
w hooe h u s b a n d is a n ed ito r, "you
s h o u ld be very p ro u d .”
“ P roud of w h a t? ”
" T h a t you should h a v e f o u n d a poet
w h o c a n really afford b e e f s te a k an d
onlona.”
F or forty re a r's Plso’s Cure f o r C o n ­
su m ption has cured coughs an d c o ld s . A t
d r u g g i s t s . Price 26 cents.
A n s w e r e d th e P u rp o a e .
T h e woman whistled at a car.
It stopped with sudden je rk ;
H e r whistle was a failure— but
H e r face got in Its work.
M other» w ill find M m . w tn aio w ’i S oothing
B yrup the b e d remedy to use for th e ir children
d u r in g th e te e th in g period.
N o w T h e y D o n 't S p e a k .
H ele n —J a c k declared last night that
one little word of mine bad made him tbe
happiest of men.
Mildred— Indeed! Then you must have
said “ No” to his proposal.
Dr. G. Gee We
Wcilarful Host
T ru t mint
T h l f w o n d e r f u l C h l-
n e M d o c t o r la c a lle d
f r e t ! b e c a u se o e c u re »
p e o p le w i t h o u t o p e r a ­
tio n t h a t a r e g iv e n tap
to d ie . H e c u r e s w ith
th o s e w o n d e r f u l C h i­
n e s e h e r b s , r o o ts , b u d s ,
b a r k s a n d v e c e :a b i e s
th a t a re e n tire ly u n ­
k n o w n t a m e d ic a l s c i­
e n c e In t h i s c o u n t r y . T h r o u g h th e u s e o f t h o s e
h a rm !« ’as r e m e d ie s t h i s f a m o u s d o c t o r k n o w s
lb « a c tio n o f o v e r 500 d i f f e r e n t r e m e d ie s w h ic h
b e s u c c e s s f u ll y u se« in d if f e r e n t d is e a s e s .
He
g u a r a n t e e s to c u r e c a t a r r h , a s t h m a , lu n g , th ro a t*
r h e u m a t i s m , n e r v o u s n e s s , s to m a c h , li v e r , k i d ­
n e y s, e tc .; h a s h u n d re d s o f te s tim o n ia ls .
C h a r g e s m o d e r a te . C a ll a n d s e e h im . P a t i e n t s
c u t o f t h e c i ty w r i t e fo r b l a n k s a n d c i r c u la r s .
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p erso n a l .supervision for o v e r HO y ea rs. A llo w n o o n e
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te r feits, Im ita tio n s a m i
“ J n s t-a s -g o o d ** a r e b u t E x p er im e n ts, an d e n d a n g e r th o
h e a lth o f C h ild ren —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t E x p er im e n t.
What is C A S TO R IA
C astoria is a h a rm less s u b s titu te fo r C astor O il, P a r e ­
g o r ic , D rop s a n d S o o th in g S yrups. I t is P le a sa n t. I t
c o n ta in s n e ith e r O piu m , M orp h in e n o r o th e r N a rco tic
su b sta n c e. Its a g e is its g u a r a n te e . I t d e str o y s W orm «
an d a lla y s F e v e r ish n e ss. I t cu r e s D iarrhoea a n d W im l
C olic. It r e liev e s T e e th in g T ro u b les, cu res C on stip ation
a n d F la tu len cy . I t a s s im ila te s th e F o o d , r e g u la te s th «
Stom ach and lS o w els, g iv in g h e a lth y an d n a tu r a l sle e p .
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"I w o n d e r w h y tim e is said to fly?”
"You should stable your cows In wet
“ P r o b a b ly It 1» b e c a u s e so m a n y peo-
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never overlooked an opimrtunlty to regis­
ter n kick.
W h e n you th in k y o u r s e lf over in the
"H o w do yon know but w hat I do?”
m iddle of tb e night, you give m ighty
queried the owner of the village dairy.
"B ecause your milk ha* a rain flavor,” poor s a tisfa c tio n .
•xplalncd the party of the firet part.
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