The Stayton Mail \l hy I» • R a b b i t ? Th« dlüciirtüloti which broke out no mo y e a r s a g o o n t h e s u b j e c t . " W h y ' do»*» a rabbit w.'lbblo bis nose? p r o m i s e s to bo e c li p s e d by o n e n o w r a g i n g t h r o u g h th e p re s s ou th e ra b b it a s a bloodth i- | Kntvreit at tbi) post-offiro at Slayton, o re s o u , b e a s t o f w a r . T b o W a s h i n g t o n l*ost, a . mail mattSI of Ihe aeeoud olaa». t ,) a t k l l u w a ^ ln cr« d lb is th in g s tlm u K. I). A I . K W M t K H , T u b i l . l t v r . any other paper on earth, sta rte d tUo T hk Man. 1* mailed regularly to its «ubacrtb- debate the o t h e r d a y by a s s e r t i n g Unit cm until a definite order to dlacoiiUnue la re­ a rabbit had been known to kill u ceived aud all arrearage* are paid. hound a t cue blow of Its d a w s . Thin has developeil a Iurte num bor of doubt- BUSINESS DIRECTORY. lug T hom ases and a larger num ber of still more marvelous tales. This K a n ­ sas sam ple will give a u Idea of tlio ^ f lL B U R N . P IN T L E R , D. M . D. output: A few d a y s a f t e r th e D odge City sup ply of w hisky w a s em ptied Into th e riv e r here by th e sheriff, acco rd in g to a sto ry w hich is being told down th e road, tw o Jack r a b - bits In th e G re a t Mend vicinity took a d rin k of river w a te r t h a t w a s s tro n g ly tin c tu re d w ith th e boose. A s h o r t time a f t e r w a r d th e Jack raliblta w en t up tow n a n d whipped every bulldog in town D EN TIST Office over F red R o c k ’s Store. S taytox , - O rehov . T h e end Is not yet. W e a r e liable to h ear l>efore we a re through of a s o u th ­ ern ntau killing rabbit Uckiug a wild- Office a u d residence on T h i r d S tre e t, cat In a fair tig h t A t any rate, b u n n y ’s one block n o r th of p r i n t i n g otiice. reputation for innocence aud meekness will have down forever. As a m a tte r of fact, it may be th a t he ha s devel­ ST A Y T O N . O R E G O N . oped these pugnacious qualities for the very purpose of getting rid of this JOHN HENKEL, goody good reputation. DR. J. W. COLE, Herchant - Tailor The D aisy., In F rench th e daisy is called la Mar­ guerite. It w a s the device of Margue- rite of Anjou, and also of M arguerite ST A Y T O N , O R E G O N . of Valois, a much more a ppropriate emblem o f the la tte r princess, w h o I have on h a n d a full line of sam ples w ithdrew from the glitter of c ourts to for Sp rin g a n d S u m m e r S uits. become a recluse, than of the am bitious R e p a irin g a n d c le a n in g a specialty. L a n c a stria n queen of England. T h e daisy is the national flower of Italy, chosen In honor of Queen Marguerite. F. SILHAVY’S In the language of dowers it signifies Innocence, peace, hope. In th e age of chivalry it w a s the emblem of fidelity aud worn by knights a t tourn a m e n ts In honor of tbeir ladyloves. W agon and P a in t S d o p T h e Sea W o lf. R e p a irin g a n d P a i n t i n g W agons. B ug­ A sea wolf c aught by salmon fish gies, E tc., a specialty. New wagons, ers of the Esk in Montrose, Scotland, h acks, and buggies m s d e to order. is described a* follows: " I ts m outh First-class work g u a ra n te e d . measured seventeen and one-half Inch­ es across and when fully opened the Water Street, Stayton, Ore. circum ference w as dfty-tw o inches. T he lungs were like a w hite parasol cut In two. In the middle of the fish were tw o p a w s’ rem arkably like hands, th e live Ungers being a tta c h e d by a tine mem brane. The sea wolf’s habit Is to lie a t th e bottom of the w ater, with open mouth, nm uipulutiug tw o codllke Are Good Lights. flappers to a ttr a c t Its prey. These flap- _ e EIccric L ig h ts Are You Using Thenv* Stayton Electric Light Co. P h o n e 21. STAYTON STATE BANK INCOKPOBATED C A P IT A L , P. C. F $ 2 0 ,0 0 0 N. F reres , P re sid e n t. V ice-P resident. \V. L. F r e r e s , Cashier. reres , T r a n s a c ts a G eneral B a n k in g Business S T a YTON, - OREGON. W. E . THOMAS U ndertaker E m ba/m er Good A s s o r t m e n t o f C a s ­ k e ts an d C ases. P e rso n a l a t t e n t i o n given to funerals w hen desired. E m b a l m i n g a fte r latest m ethods. No e x tr a c h a rg e for d r e s s ­ ing cot pse. L ady a t t e n d a n t when r e ­ quired. A first-class hearse a t a m o d ­ e r a te c harge. B u ria l Rohes, Shoes, Gloves and Hosiery Furnished. f l ^ - T e l c g r s p h or telephone at rny expenx-. W . E . T H O M A S , S TA Y T O N , ORE. P io n e e r W h ite Lead ♦ ♦ X ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ If y o u r loenl f i e s l e r d n n ’t r s r r y It w r i t e to ] us nn«ri„r.,.ti „ 1 ». I» S iiumuth , i . „ »«u l«> «ml < o r t » l l i . JC K»*l<-ru lt»llr»nf th è w in te r a ir ut t h è euaat, th è no u n i o n a c i f i c S o u th e r n Faeitie Onmpaiiy in eun n e e tinti w i t h i lie Curvai lis de K i s t e r n Three Trains to the Eust Daily Rail ruad have plm ed un sale, ta k in g effect Nov. 2. 11)04, am i fiititinilillg till w h y t l i ¡» average m a n s lio iild n u t liv e Throuah Pul I man •tandarri and louepialcci» ®l, i rc h ; u ' ,!M* • . ....... . ................................ .... a g e Fut M l « by B .......r D r u g O u i*!i“iii n l T m .? « n't" ilieir lines, ro u n d t r i p tic k e t« to ................... through I'ullinan to u r is t a lw u tn s c a r s ( person m i all> conducted) weekly I« Chicago, tmtllulng i|iiiuu a t th e s a m e rate as d u r in g the An IlHnol* man mniiahed a flying tna- chair cara '» eau free) lo the h u t dally. s u m m ------ e r , - f h • e — s e tic k e ts will l>o sold .......................... . - - • - .... , .............................. Tbere o n W e d n e sd a y s a m i S a t u r d a y s o n ly 1 ' n tf l®t *" , w 11 w o n Id n t tly u n o o c am i will lie good fur r e tu r n sixty d a y s ure MO,,,e Hying inaeblueN th a t fly Just F O R IA M O T O C H IC A G O Nu cliMiitfii of r a m . enough to nuiuh U the Inventors. Tba from d a t e of sale. T IM E Hi I I M H ' l . t . « Or. M i n t h o r n ’a s a n ita r y baths, «ill Illinois m an ought to ho th a n k fu l th a t 1 I'KI- .NT A hhivk nth Kriun !• i r l U i u l rkoM I h * in o p e ra tio n a n d a n y o n e who de- he did not contrive out* of thin so rt' riiicuKti* sires a g e n u in e h e a lth resort d u r i n g otherw ise the places of the sm asher I'l.rilniHl H«li l . » k f , tK-uv er, Kl th e w in te r c a n n o t do liettor tli Wtirlli O ihm I xi ,K an* und s m a sIlia* might have been reversed. S :IA ». ui. »»» I ' l l y , Hi l.iail.. spend a n n m tn at Ympiina. . m > H u m - I ' l i t c a s o » t a t K«»t S im ila r tic k e ts will be sold from line i o n . P y th a g o ra s snya th a t a muu la n A lbany, Corvallis. P h ilo m a th a n d ali M i n n ! lu S ail I n k •• |>i*nvt r Fl p o in ts west on t h e C orvallis A E a s t ­ clilhl till tw enty, a youth till forty, a W tirili • linn Im K «ill m an ut sixty mid uu old man ut eighty, ern R. R. . » • ' l l » . HI l.ialla, 7 :lft a . in . i» lì u n i - Lhic^tft»aii«l Kant. Full in f o r m a tio n as to rates, bag- lit* m ight have added that ut loo he 1 UR t o i l . gsge, etc . c a n lie o b ta in e d by apply w rites for the uew spu|iers and tells HI. ••»Ill \N a l i a W alla.I d*vtUlon m g to t h e n e a re st S I’ a g e n t or d ire c t how he did It. * « • ' Mali HfNtk Alito, W a II a p v , lt:IA |> la front W. E C o m a n , G. I* A , S P. Co., I' i i II iii . i i ,MI iiiii <»|« i - h- n u r ii(*ar«*at t i c k e t Mifi iit o r bany « i t l i th e A lb a n y -P o rt la n d local Kndol !>\s|M'psi>t C u r e « a s r e c o m ­ A. L CR A IG , both ways, U d i o r a l |*a«tM*tiacr Aif»*tit m ended a n d I used a few Imttlcs of It Thw O reiro n I t n t l r o a d A S a n i t a t i o n t o P o rt l a n d . Orditoli a u d it is th e milV tilin g lim i h a s r e ­ An Kin«*rge*i»<’y M«*«l lelnt*. F o r s p r a in s , bruises, burns, burn s, lieved me. M ould not lie w ith o u t it. scalds a n d sim ilai injuries, liiere is H a v e d o c to re d w ith ha'nl physician* Ask the Agent for is n o th in g so good s s C lm m ls r lsin s '»nil a l s o al Chicago, a n d even went to- P i c k e t s P a in B alm . I t soothes th e w ound am i N" rw,,y w ith hopes of g e ttin g a........re VI k n o t only gives i n s t a n t relief from p a in ^*L*f, b u t K u d o ) Dyspepsia C ure is th e but causes t h e p a ils to heal in n U .n t " » lv rem edy t h a t Ims d o n e in.......... o n e th i r d th e tim e r e q u ire d by rhe us good, am i I h e a rtily re c o m m e n d i< t r e a tm e n t. Sold hv B rew crD rugCo. E very | wtmiii suffering with imliges lion or dy«pep*ia sho u ld use it.” Sold by Brew er D rug Co. . TU» T w o kldril (Trete* K lr| >tin n ta m -m in lin e ► ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦> « P 70 k illn rt. T he late Itr. Ritchie of E dinburgh T he elephant of Ceylon Is going the w a s e xam ining a student who claimed way of th e American buffalo. It Is e s­ to be a m athem atician. Ritchie d o u b t­ tim ated th a t only 2.000 elephants are ed his claim and to test him said: left on th a t Island “ How many sides lias a circle?” “Two.” w a s the reply. " W h a t are A t'd a l l> M l f tU k r . •The Inside ^ ___ * 1 , • . I ««ked .1.. the din-tor ) t l t i n « l ' ‘ r r t h i v a p i n e t i i n « ‘H w r y p x p r n - » . . . . . . ,1 p e r s a r e fixed o v e r it s h e a d . O n b e i n g and the outside,” w a s the answer. sive. O ceasioimlly life it »«»If is til«' cu t open th e w o lf s stom ach w as found price of it m is'iike, b u t you'll never be K pvolutlnn I mini u n it. t o c o n t a i n a s e a g u ll, w h i c h h a d b e e n A su re sign of a p p r o a c h in g revolt wrong if y o u ta k e |) r K in g ’s New Life s w a l l o w e d w h o le . A s s o o n a s t h e b i r d w a s r e m o v e d t h e s p e c t a t o r s w e r e e v e n a n d se rio u s tro u b le in y o u r system is Pills for dvspe|>sia, diz z ine ss,he a dsc he, m o r e a s t o n i s h e d to find a b i g eel. w h i c h ne rvousness, sleeplessness, or sto m a c h liver or bowel troubles. They They are gen. w a s s t il l a l i v e . ” upsets. E le c tr ic B itte rs will q u ic k ly tie y e t th o r o u g h 2 k . a t Brew er d is m e m b e r t h e tro u b le so m e causes. I t D rug Co’s. Internntlonnl Lnngungp. T he p a rn g ra p h ists nre a t It ngaln, never fails to to n e th e s to m a c h , r e g u ­ Excursion Rates to /aquina Bay a n d g ra m m a rs nnd dictionaries of a la te th e k id n e y s mid bowels, s t im u la te . . . , . .. u .. „ new International tongue to be called th e liver a n d elm ify t h e blood. R u n On .flute 1st th e Hoiitheru Pacific “ Spokll” have been published, says the dow n sy ste m s benefit p a r tic u la r ly a n d Co. will re s u m e sale of ex c u rsio n t i c k ­ Tall Mall Gazette. T he new language ets to N ew port a n d Y a qiiinn Hay. c ontains a b o u t 10,000 words, inos’tly all th e usual a t t e n d i n g aches vanish French, and Is so constructed th a t one u n d e r its se a rc h in g «ml th o r o u g h ef­ Both season and S a tu rd a y -lo -M o n d a v T h is p o p u la r re can tell a t sight w h e th e r a word !s fectiveness. E le c tric H itters is only tic k e ts will be sold sort is grow ing in favor each year, ho. noun, adjective or verb and can nlso oOc, a n d th a t is r e tu r n e d if it d o n ’t tel rates are reasonable a n d th e o ppor guess a t Its meaning. T he lde i Is to m ake nil words sim ilar In m eaning give perfect satisfaction. G u a r a n te e d t u n itie s for ti-hing, h u n t i n g m id sea b a th in g are unexcelled by au> o t h e r slinil ;r in sound. Tints, “g re a t.” hy Brewer D rug Co. resort on t h e Pacific Coast. “ wide,” “ fat,” “ long.” “thick.” are re p ­ Notional enthusiasm Is the g r e n l resented by “alpo.” “alko.” “aljo,” “ also,” “ alto,” and th e ir converse by nursery of genius.—Tuckcrmnn. Portland and Return Only $2.75 .... u sim ilar symbols beginning w ith s “it” Pacific Co is now A «’e r t a l n C u r e l o r C r o u p I , , I he S o u th , ern , Instead of an “a.” selling r o u n d tr ip tic k e ts to P o r tla n d M h e n a c h ild show s sy m p to m s of from W e st H tayion for | 2 7.'\ good g o ­ traetela. c ro u p thorn is no tim e to e x p e r im e n t in g S a tu r d a y p. in. or a n y tr a in of Noggs—And a cure for I n s o m n i a Is — P h y s i c i a n (facetiously)—An old w ith new rem edies, no m a t t e r how S u n d a y , r e t u r n i n g S u n d a y «ml M o n ­ fashioned remedy la to count 500. h ig h ly th e y m ay he re c o m m e n d e d thly, giving «1! S u n d a y a n d M onday in P o rtla n d . T h e sa m e a r r a n g e m e n t a p Noggs— Very good, b u t ou r baby can’t ] |„ .re ¡* p re p a r a tio n t h a t c a n a l - plies from P o r tla n d , giving P o r tla n d count.—H om e Notes. ways I k ; d e p e n d e d u p o n . I t h a s been |>cople a c h a n c e t• > visit Valley p o in ts M o ttip rs He in nse for m a n y y e a 's, a n d h a s never a l gre a tly reduced rates. ° f thfi heM,tl' ,,f >o u r c h ild r e n Lo<>k been know n to fail,viz: C h a m bet In in'a o u t for coughs.colds.croiip a n d whoop C ough Rem edy. Mr. M. F. C o m p to n , ing cough. S to p th e m in tint«*— One of M a rk e t, T exas, says of it. “ I have M in u te C ough C u r e is th e best r e m e ­ used C h a m b e r la in 's C ough Rem edy in GEORGE KOENEKE, dy. H a rm le ss a n d p le a sa n t. Hold by severe cases of c r o u p w ith my c h i l d ­ DEALER i n Brewer D rug Cn. ren, a n d e a n t r u th f u lly say it alw ays gives p r o m p t relief.” For sale by Fresh, Salt and Smoked M I r I i I l l m * * l l e e n W n r a e . Biggs—Csstleton w as out driving Brewer D rug Co. w ith the W idow G rasper the other l*<-HHre o f C o u n t p r f p l t « . day, when the horse ran aw a y w ith All k in d s of Sausage, Mince M e a t,E tc . him, and he's laid up in the hospital. DeM’itt's is th e only g e n u in e W itc h G riggs—Well, It m ight have been H ig h e st m a r k e t price paid for lla/.el Salve,” writes J . L. T u c k e r , of worse; tlie widow might have run Slock a n d If ides. C e n tr e , Ala. “ I have used it in my aw a y w ith him. family for piles, c u t s a n d b u r n s for STAYTON, OREGON A M is ta k e . years a n d c a n re c o m m e n d it to be th e “ I t’s a ndsta ke to m arry too young,” best salve on th e m a r k e t. E verv fam- rem arked the wise guy. 6 0 YEAR9* “Well, a t any rate, it’s a m istake should keep it as it is a n invalu- E X P E R IE N C E th n t Isn't often repeated," m urm ured able household rem edy, a n d «Imuld th e simple m u g .- P h ila d e lp h ia Record, alw ays la* k e p t on h a n d for im m e d ia te tlf**?.' Mr«. S am uel Gage, of N o rth W hen a inan has greatness th r u s t upon him he lias mighty little Incllna- Bu-li, N. 1 ., says: “ I hud a fever sore on m y ar.kle for twelve ye a rs t h a t th e tlon to dodge.—Puck. T rade M arks d o c to rs could n o t cure. All salves and D e s ig n s A PI«*aaant Pill C o p y r ig h t s A c . blood rem edies proved worthless. I No pill ia h a un d positive ns £pokane, St. Paul, Duluth, Min­ neapolis, Chicago, ot. Louis a n d «11 p o i n t . E«*t mid S o u th . ^ Overland Trains Daily ^ ^ t h e F ly e r a n d th e F a s t M a i l ^ s p l e n d id se r v ic e U P TO D A TE E Q U IP M E N T COURTEOUS EMPLOYES D aylight tr ip across th e Cascade am i Rockv .Mountains. F o r tic k e ts, r a t e s , folders, a m i full in f o r m a t ion, c a II on or address II. D I C K S O N , C ity Tn k<*t A gent, 122 T h ir d St, P o r tla n d , ( >r H. G. Y E R K E H . G. U . | \ A. 1*12 l»t A v e , S c a lile , M uslo M e give ex|M-dilcd servier...... h e ig h t. R o u te t o u r s h ip m e n ts via th e G r e a t X o r 1 1 1 ,-t n Lull in f o r m a tio n from M M H A R D E R , G en i A g e n t. Port land. I Ircgoti City Heat Market M BATS D e W itt’s L ittle Early Risers. D eW itt’s r,,nlU " ol ,v" ik ,or (,ver » • « y e « r- L ittle Early Risers are so mild and ef- 1 l*rsu«ded to try De- M-tive th at clnldren, d o l u t o beim« f l i t ’s W itc h H«MI B n ITP, w hich Hm 2 and weak people enjoy their cleansing ♦ effect, u lule -trong people say they *rn i" >ple s«jr J „O S 70 \ \ Is absolutely PURE and% w ill OUTWEAR ail J other Leads. W. P. FULLER & CO. W I N T K I t K X ( I IIXIIIN IK A T KM l«t \ \ - U l ' I N A HAT th e best liver pills Brewer D rug Co. sold. Sold by c" red ,ne ,l w'*»d er- D eW H t’s W itek H a iti , S alv e cure* Without leav in g Sold by Brewer D ru g Co, a -e,n \ Anrono «r»nr1lri|f n nliAtrh ami doacrlntlon may qulckljr axc«»rrnm otir opinion free whether an invention la probably patent «Me, Comrminlra- tloriffufrlctly confidential. HANDBOOK (mPBUDti ■ent free, (»(lent avencf for ■•curing pateriM. Patent« taken throiivh Munn A Co. receive tperial notice, without chanre. In the In th e O r « (o n c o u n tr y —c a n , t«y, a n d e a rn It « ssiiy selling T H E D A IL Y and S U N D A Y JO U N N A I. N o m o n ey la tc q u ire d to m ak e