The Stayton mail., October 07, 1904, Image 3

W h e re fo re .
J ill Humors
Ayers
A r e Im p u re m atter» w h ic h (be s k i s ,
liv e r , k liln c y * and o tlier organ a can
n ot taka c a re o f w ith o u t h e lp , th ere U
eu ch an a ccu m u latio n o f them .
T h e y U tter the w h o le eyetein .
P im p le*, h o lla , eexom u and other
eru p tio n * , loaa o f a p p e tite, th a t tired
fe e lin g , b illo u a tu rn * , fits o f Indigee*
tlo n , d u ll headachea and m a n y other
tro u b le* a re d u e to them.
Hood*s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
R e m o v e a ll hu m ora, o v e rco m e a il
th o lr effe ct*, atreu gthnn , ton e and
In v ig o ra te th e w h o le s y s te m .
“ I had aalt rheum on m y band* *o that I
eould not work. I took Hood'* S arsap arilla
and It drove out the hum or. I continued
It* UN till the torn* disap p eared." Mas.
Xaa O. IiaoWH, Kum tord Vail*, Me
To be sure, you are growing
old. But why let everybody
see It, in your gray hair?
Keep your hair dark ana rich
and postpone age. If you will
W ild O r a p e J e l l y .
S trip the fr u it fruiu th e atem , w aah
and put In a pan or Jar set In a la rg e r
veaaul o f hot w ater. C ook untli th e
grape» a re brok en ; than etraln. Mnae-
ure the Juice, and fo r e v e r y pint a llo w
a pound o f eu gar In ah allow pane In
the oven , w h ere It w ill h ea t but not
turn y ello w . * C ook the Juice tw e n ty
m inutes, eklin m ln g e ll Im purities from
It; add the augur; etlr u n til dissolved ,
rem ove the spoon, cook a m om ent or
tw o longer until the
liquid
Jellies
w hen dropped on a cold p la te; pou r
Into Jelly g la sse s
and
cover w h en
cold.
Corn Houp.
H o o d ’e • a r s a p a r l l l a p r o m i s e e to
e u r e a n d k e e p e th e p ro m ts * .
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Hair Vigor
only use Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
your gray hair will soon have
all the deep, rich color of
youth. Sold for 60 years.
** ! am haw ovsr 80 rears «14, and f ha*«
a (hick, glosajr hssd or long h»lr which U «
wondsr to «very ot»« wlifl i m i It. Arid not«
gray hair In it, «11 due to Ay«r'a Hair Vigor.”
Mill. li. U. l a m i l , Doc him, Mino.
f i m « hotti«.
; o m iir o ,
AH drujrjrut«. —
for —
White Hair
T h ree c u p fu ls o f finely grated c o r n ,!
one q u a rt o f w ater, one q u art o f rich I ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ...............................
m ilk, the y o lk * o f tw o egg*, onto tea-
(J u ee r P la n e fur a M a g a z in e .
spoon ful each o f anlt anil augur, one-
T i t l e s o f D o a b l f u l O r ig in .
An A m erican tra v e le r w h o exp lored h a lf teeapoon fu l o f popper, one table-
C on tin en tal titles s a v e o f the h ig h ­
th e northern part o f Hlherla sta te s tiiut spoonful each o f b u tter an d flour. B oll
he found In the hut o f a K o ra k p eas­ tba cob* In the w a ter o n e-h alf hour. est sort h ave been v ie w ed w ith su s­
a n t a p ictu re o f M ayor D lx cu t out o f Mtralu and pour o v er th e corn, cook picion In th is cou n try, b ut those o f
a copy o f H a rp e r's M agaalne.
T h e tw e lv e m inute*, add the m ilk, the sea ­ E ngland h a ve been a ccep ted w ith a l­
M ayor * p ictu re w in en thron ed ou a soning and the flour and b u tter w ell m ost a s Im plicit fa ith a* B an k o f
T e t th e h e r ­
w ooden ahrtua, and adored
by
the n ib b ed together, cook for three m in­ E n g la n d n otes Inspire.
K o ra k and hla fa m ily as their house utes longer, w a tch in g w ell th at It does ald'* college lately m ade the rem a rk ­
hold deity.
uot b u m . N ow rem ove tba aaucopan able assertion that m any person* are
T h is la p ro b ab ly the moat ex trem e from th e sto v e and add the eg g y o lk , uelng bogus titles In E n g la n d aud Uiat
oth ers are using title* to w h ich they
«raae ou record o f veneration for a mug w ell beaten.
h ave net estab lish ed th e ir claim and
a sln e page. Hut O ft/ y e a rs ago In this
p ro b ab ly could aot bring a n y asU efac-
co u n try It w a s uot uncom m on to And
L o a f D e v il's Pood.
H a lf a cup o f g ra te d chocolate, a tory p roof# A nd the ed ito r o f D od'e
a sin gle copy o f a m a ga slu e being read
by flftaen er tw e n ty fa m ilie s ev ery gill o f m ilk, a h a lf cup e f brow u eu gar. P eerag e ad m its th at there are b etw een
b arou ets
w h ose
m onth, and regarded by a ll as an In­ Boll these togeth er u n til as th ick e s flfty-stx and six ty
cream and let them cool. M ix w elt claim * w ou ld not bear too c lo ts scru ­
fa llib le au th o rity.
It la sa id th at w hen th e Hbab of te g eth er a cu p o f brow u su g ar, e h a lf tiny.
F o r exam p le, an a m b itio u s and re­
1‘erela visited E ngland se v e ra l yeera cep e f butter, tw o b eaten egg*, tvro-
a g e It w a s on e e f hla c h ie f d eligh ts to tb ird s o f a cup o f m ilk and va n illa tired huelnee# man nam ed Sm ith m ay
b u y e dozen m agazin es and "read the flavoring.
Into thla b eat the boiled find In som e secluded p a rt o f the
p lc ta re a ."
Aa there era o n ly abeut m ix tu re an d add tw o cu p s o f flour cou n try som e lands fo rm erly ow ned
8.000 people la P ersia w h o c e a read th a t h ave been w ell sifte d w ith
a by som e e x tin ct fa m ily o f Sm ith s w ho
H e b u ys the
am i w rite, hla am asem an t a t the num ­ heapin g leesp eo u fu l o f b * k in g pow der. had possessed a title.
b er e f u iagaalu ee le not su rp risin g .— B a k e In a lo a f tin. C o v e r w ith
a prop erty, q u ie tly cla im s d escen t and
coolly eaeum e* the Utle.
In London
W om an 's Hoaea Com panion.
ch ocolate Icing.
■ orb a cou rse w ould p ro b ab ly be e x ­
posed. but In the co u n try people are
S u r e C u re u t L a s t .
C h ocolata P a d d in g .
T h la m akes an oth er d e lig h tfu l v a r ia ­ lees au sp lctou a Nor 1 * euch Im posture,
M o o tica llo , M ias., O ct. 3 (H peclal)
— la w ra n e e co u n ty Is In a lm o st d a ily tion. M ix h a lf a cu p fu l o f su gar w ith It seem # c o n tra ry to E n g lish law . It
receipt of fieeb ev id ea ee th a t a eure six ounce# o f gra ted chocolate. P eu r a p p ears a lso th a t m an y o f the titles
cu re fur a ll K id n e y T rou bles has at last I e v er th is one cu p fu l o f b oilin g w a ter w hich en jo y long sta n d in g w e re as­
been found, and th a t su re ia D odd’« ¡ and atlr o v er the b oilin g te a k e ttle until sum ed In eotn* such w a y . perh ap s cen ­
K id n e y P illa .
, thick en d sm ooth. T h en let It get cold, tu ries ego, and e w e w h a te v e r v a lid ity
BUr thla
Inte th ey h a v e to long ueo. A gen eral sc ru ­
Am ong tboaa w ho h ave reason te f l a v o r w ith van illa.
bles* the O r e s t A m erican K id n e y R em ­ three cu p fu la o f cold boiled cu stard , tin y e f E n g lish Utica m igh t be e ve ry
ed y i* M rs. L . K. Baggett of th is place. and ch ill ou Ice B erve w ith rich sta rr­ p a in fu l th in g .— S p rtn gflsld (M ass.) He-
M rs. B aggett had D io p e y.
D odd's K id- ed stra w b erries
er
w ith
w hipped pu b ltran .
nay P ills eu ied b ar.
cream .
N e w Y o r k 's C l a e s l o C ilia * .
“ I was troub led w ith m y k ld n e y e ,”
N ew Y o rk S ta te Is fu ll o f c itie s and
B w aet P ota loaa.
M ia. B aggett save is recom m ending
to w n s o f ciaaalc nom enclature. T h e re
A fte r sw e e t potatoes h a ve been p a r­
D od d ’ K id n e y P ills to her friend*, “ my
m ust h a v e bren a w a v e o f Oraeco-
sliced lan gth w lae
th ey
u itn e w ould h ard ly paae. Tim doctor* boiled and
Itom an lor* w hen the ch risten in g e f
aaid I had D rep ay.
I have taken should be sp rin kled lig h tly w ith w h ite
m u n icip a lities took place, w ith a b y ­
D od d ’s K id n e y P ill* as d irected «ad am pepper, g iv en e da ah o f s a lt and placed
p rod u ct o f A slanletn as a seasoning.
In the oven for a few m om enta. T h en
now a w ell w o m a n ."
T h v re are such nam e* aa Home, T ro y ,
D tsld’ e K id n e y P ills eure tb s k id ­ they a re to h a v e a d re ssin g o f agg and
A thena.
C airo.
S y ra cu se,
Ith a c a .
n eys. C o ie d K id n e y s stra in a ll the broad cru m b * poured e v e r them and
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T y re .
im p u ritie s ou t of the b lo cd .
T h is put below the flam e o f a g a s rengo,
insane p u is bleed end a sound energetic w h ere th ey can broil. M inced p a rsley M e m p h is V enice, F loren ce, C orin th,
b od y. D odd’ s K id n e y P ills are tba 1 1 * to be stre w n o v er them Just b efo re P arm a, M ilan, N a p le s H ector, O vid.
D elhi, D elphi. D iana, P e ris. Potnpey,
greatest ton ic th e w e ild ha*
ever they a re eeut to the table.
lllo
n , P a lm y ra , P alerm o, M arathon,
k n ow n .
M ycen ae, N apoli, N ineveh, B ab ylo n ,
B each Hat tar.
H e r e d ity .
Into th ree q u arts o f elder slice R o m u lu s Slloam . S m yrn a, U tica, V ir ­
Iliiika— Speaking * f heredity, de you enuugh pooled peaches to th ick en It gil, H om er, C icero. C e r e s etc.
remember Forrester, wha bought some au d boil ste a d ily until the fru it Is re­
G o a l d a 't R e a d M u s ic .
wild land aud turned it lute a fariaT
duced to a pulp. W h ile cook in g atlr
" P f w a t ’a that, M oikT" asked P a t aa
W inks— Tea; b* was tk* Invautor e f a
freq u e n tly .
T a k e from the Ore, eet be picked up a Hebrew newspaper.
vary rffactiv* stump puller.
‘ ‘B 'gorry, Oi dunno o f w at tun# it do
Bink*— Jo*t *e.
Wall, hla aea la a ' a sid e u n til cold, return to the Are and
“ Oi'in not afther
' ste w fo r an hour longer or e n tll b row u be.” replied Mika.
vary sucreaafel dentist.
and thick.
T a ck
d ow n In a stone knowin’ wan not* from another."
creek.
B ak ed B a n a n a .
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Add o n e-h alf cu p fu l o f m aple siru p
to oue c u p fu l o f b o ilin g w a ter, also
a tab lesp oo n fu l o f c o rn sta rch b len d ­
ed w ith a little m ilk. Add the ju ic e
• f a lem on aud boll th ick . B u tter a
b ak in g d ish aud slice flv* b an an as in
It; peu r o v er the sau ce, co ve r the top
C o lu m b u s, Ohio, M ay ao, 1903.
S ix years ago I had a sever* attack o f w ith b u ttered bread cru m b s and b a k e
Inflam m atory Rheum atism . I w as laid a p until brow n . S erve Im m ediately.
in bed for six m onths, a ed th e doctors 1
had did m e a o good. T h ey c h a a g ed m ed­
P ota toee B aked In C ream .
icin es every w eek and n oth in g th e y pre­
Boll ahe potatoes, aud w hen cold ent
scribed seemed to help me. F in a lly I be­
them in ve ry sm all pieces. Put them
gan the use o f S . 8. S. M y k n e e am ielb ow
jo in ts w ere ew ollea terribly, and at one iu a aauc* pen o v er the fir*, m oisten
tim e m y join ts w ere so sw ollen and pain­ w ell w ith cream , add pepper aud aalt
fu l that 1 could not close them when to la st*, aud w hen hot turn Into a
opened. I was so bad th at I could not baking dish. H a ve the dtsh full, level
m ove k n e e o r foot. I w a a g e ttin g discour­ it off, sp rin k le bite o f b u tte r and som e
M ust Bear S ign ature of
aged , you m ay be sure, wtien I began S. 8.
grated ch eese ov er the top aud brow u
8 ., but as I saw it w as h elp in g m e I contin­
ued it, and to-day I am a sound w ell man j> a hot oven.
and have never had a return o f the disease.
C em Omelet.
8. S. S. purified m y blood an d cured m e
B oat fo u r egg* w ell, add fou r ta b le ­
o f th is severe case o f R heum atism a fter
5 m Fac-SImll* Wrapper Below.
ev eryth in g else had failed. I have rec- sp oon fu ls o f cream and cook In a b u t­
B e fo re
cotnmended it to others w ith good re­ tered fr y in g pan u n til set.
V e ry s m a ll •■* as m y
fo ld in g sp rin k le w ith s a lt and pepper
sults.
R. H . C h apm an .
t e ta k a as n | * a
1355 M L V ernon Ave.
and epread w ith g ra ted corn from fou r
boiled
ear*.
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FO R H E A D A C H E .
T h e poisonous acids that produce the in­
flam m ation and pain are absorbed into the ly heated b efo re sp read in g on the oiu»-1
FOR D IZ Z IN E S S .
blood end Rheum atism can n ever be con­ let. F o ld and se rv e a t ouce.
■ P lT T ir
FDR I I U O U t R I S S .
quered till these are neutralized and fil­
P o p co rn P u d d in g .
E B I V r t t
FOR T O R P ID L I V E R .
tered out o f th e blood and system . 8. S. S.
Top som e corn n icely, then roll It ns
g o e s d ire ctly in to the circu lation end a t­
§§ P I L I A
C O N S T IP A T IO H .
p
m t o .
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ta c k s the disease itself. It purifies and re­ flue as yo u can . O n* p in t o f the corn
stores the blood to a h ea lth y , vigorous to on* q u a r t o f sw e e t m ilk; add a
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I FO R T N E C O M P L E X IO N
con d ition . I t contains no potash, alk a li or sm all piece o f b u tter, one tea*i>oonful H
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oanvm a
oth er strong m in­
of aalt, b eat tw o e g g s w ith enough I n c m I f a r t i y
erals, b a t is gu sr-
a n t e c d en tirely su g ar to n w eeten th e m ilk ; m ix a ll
C U R B S IC K H E A D A C H E .
vegetab le. |Write together. U ake tw e n ty m inutes.
n s and onr ph ysi­
W hipped Cream F rosting.
cians w ill advise
W h ip a p la te o f cream very etlff, ad
w ithout any
charge w hatever. d in g to It enough po w d ered su g ar to
Onr book on Rheu­ a w eetea to ta ste. W hen stiff en ou gh
m atism sent free.
to stan d atone sp read
q u ick ly and
T h e t w i n Speotflo Coetpany, A tla n ta , Qfl. lig h tly •n th e cak e and serv e at er,-« |
G e n u in e
Carter’s
Little Liver Pills.
P r o f e s s io n a l
H e o re te .
Mrs. D lx ( who h as been abroad)— Is ' L aw y ers are men who work with a w ill;
A t leant, ao the doctors aay.
y o u n g Q otrox s till p a y in g a tteu tlv n to
B ut the law yer’s work doesn't begin un­
y o u r d a u g h te r?
til
M rs. H lx — Oh, no; th a t Is a th in g o f
T h e doctor has paved the way.
the paet.
H tats or O hio , C itt or T ole no, |
Mr*. D lx — W h a t w a s the trou b le?
Lucas C o u n t y ,
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i Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, C'oun-
! ty and (Hale afuieoald. and that said firm wilt
For forty year’* Plan’» Cure for Con­ pay the .urn of ONE itVSORICL) ¡Mi LIA UK for
sum ption ha* cured cough* and o o id s A t each and -very case of C atasrh that cannot be
! cured by the use of H all ’* C atarrh C' iirr .
druggist*. Price 25 cen t*.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and tuhrwrlbed In
presence,
this
6th
day
of
Irecem lier, A . I)., 3
T h e P r o p e r T im e .
“ 8 sy, pa," queried little Johnny Bum-
peruickle, "w hen do ghost* w alk?”
"P rob ab ly in the dead of night, iny
eon," replied the old man.
L egal
A d v ic e .
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A. W. OI.KAHON,
Notary Publia.
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Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
act* directly on the blood and mucous surface*
of the system. Send f, r testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Tiruggl.ts. 76e.
Hall’s Family Pills are the beat.
“ Roppoea.” said the mao who was
looking for free Information, "1 should
M is e r ie s o f W e a lt h .
fall through a defective sidewalk aud
Blnka— There is a mao who can afford
sprain my ankle, w hat would you advis#
to bang bis overcoat on a fifty-dollar ball
me to do?"
"W a ll." replied the law yer, “ Pd advise rack, instead of suspending it from a nail
you to com* to me and plank down 810 in the wall.
W inks— H ow do you know?
aa a retainer— than ask m* that ques­
Bink*— H is overcoat is humpbacked.
tion."
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T o B rea k la New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen'i Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot. sweallng, aching, swollen (eet
Cures corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions At
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•NT substitute Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allan 8 Olmsted, La Roy, N. Y.
A H o p e le s s C a s e .
“ Ha# George ever hinted that be haa
thought o f you as a possible w ife?" ask­
ed the anxious mother.
“ No.” replied the fair girl, with a fa r­
a wa y look in her eyas, “ and I'm afraid
h* never w ill."
“ W h y ," said the mother, " I thought
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mak# good any fallura cm our part. Lessons
by mall, practically free.
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catalog.
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TACOMA,
WASH
“ N ever mind w hat you tbooght, mam­
P r ic e s THAT TALK.
ma, dear," interrupted tba daughter.
Beet galvanized standard wrought Iron pipe
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Inch.
65MJ
per luu l*-t.
Best galvanised
“ Only lea: sig h t he complained o f feel­
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ing w eary, and H w aaa't 8 o'clock.”
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capacity one barrel per mlnut*. I- Rubber,
learner and canva. belting, hose and pacslng
at wholesale prices. Write u> lor your wants
la the machinery line. Irrigation plants a
specialty.
Peterson Machinery Co.. Post-
land, Oregon.
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Straight. S treet, sure. Isths beat
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Rheumatism
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pvss d octor ia catted
fr* at b r c » u w he cu re i
people w ithout opera­
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to 4 is. Ms n i n u with
(hues w on d erfu l Chi­
nese herb«, root«, hud«,
barns and vegetable*
that are en tirety un­
kn ow n u> m ed ical act-
ence in tbta c o m ir y . T hrough
those b u n t il» -r « * m e d 1 e a lh<S fa m ou s doctor
k iin w i ihe a ction o f o v e r 300 d ifferent rem -
•Hilea, w h ich b e su ccesa ftilly uasa In d ffersn l
diseases. H e gu aran tee« to cu r* caU arh, aatb*
Bifl, lon g , throat, rh eu m atism , nervousness,
• lom ach, liver, kid n ey s, e tc.; ban h u ndreds o f
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