The Stayton mail., September 09, 1904, Image 4

The Stayton Mail
H o w th e M u s s e l T r a v e l s .
K . I». A I . K X AMDI-'.K. r u b l l . l i e r .
Knivml at the post-office at Slayton, Oregon,
as mail mattet of the second class.
O f all the ubaurd forma o f locomo­
tion practiced by «the creature« o f the
deep the most preposterous Is that or
the mussel. Squids w ill startle you by
darting backward, crabs bustle off
sideways at u lively gait, but nothing
save the dull brain o f “'some kind of
clam critter," pondering over the trans­
portation problem la those remote
epochs when tim e was no object, could
have evolved so slow aiul cumbersome
a method.
You m ay ofteu see mussels climb up
the pile o f u w h a rf tow ard the high
w a ter mark
Notice the black threads
attached to the clam. They do the busi­
ness. T h e muasel shoots out a spray
o f gelatinous stuff In the dlrectlou he
wants to go mid this hurdeus Into
those black threads. H e lets go the
old ones aud climbs up by the new.
You can trace his progress up the pile
by the bunches o f old threads, which
he leaves behind at Intervals. It has
never been figured out whether he
could go a mile in less than a year,
hut It would l>e safe to hack the mus­
sel in the animals* "slow race."—Coun­
try L ife In Am erica.
U .s e rs l
PERIL IN THE HAND SHAKE.
B o o th 's
T itle
C lea r.
K in g Edward linn received General
Booth at Bui'kliighuin palace mid
* converged with him fo r aouta time on
the work o f the Salvation Army. The
Incident hit* given rim* to expression*
o f aiitUfiietloii throughout the conn-
try, uml with thene w e are glad to na-
Hoclntc ournelvea. any» the lamdou
Npi-etator.
Th e arm y and Its com­
mander In ch ief have a I w ay* remain­
ed true to their eHaenttal purpose,
which Is that o f rellRloim r*»*-|v «|, or
rekindling lit men's mind/ the fire o f
Christianity. The eurlou* l:i aucto mat­
ter« w ill be Intereated to note that the
king hna recognised General Booth’a
title by causing him to be described
In the codrt circular aa "th e Itev. W il­
liam Booth, commander In ch ief o f
the Salvation A rm y."
Not long age Dt I N Hirsoh, o f Chicago,
»aid: "The moat delicate perfume upon the
hands 1» not a sign of freedom from genua,
and the must refined are not flee from dis­
ease o f lungs or throat, and the germs are
rapidly spread by touching the Ytand that
has handled the handketchief of one afflict­
ed with a cold, catarrh or consumption
T h ree T rain s to the E a st D aily
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
The breath one inhatea from the lungs of
i
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another may contain germs of disease.” Yon
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i T h r o u g h P u l l m a n St a n d a r d a n d t o t i r l - t s l e e p -
writ not only he able to resist the germs of
I lu g ca rs d a llv to O m a h a , C h ic a g o . S p o k a n e ;
^ f l L B U R N . P I N T L E R , O. M . D.
consumption, but many thousands of casea
' to urist
si, i- p lu g e a r s d a l l y t o K a n s a s f l i t ,
t h ro u g h P u llm a n to urist sle e p in g e ars ( p erson
have been known where persons who wrre
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Buffering from incipient phthisis, or the
c h a i r e a rs 'S e ats fre e ) to th e K s s l d a lly .
early stages of consumption were absolutely
cured by I)r. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis­
covery. It maintains a prison's nutrition
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h o u r s
711
P o u lt ry Pointers,
by enabling him tu rat, retain, digest and
i l l
PO B LA NO TO CHICAGO
Office over Fred Rook's Store.
Not'lif iliK iiO fflftri.
assimilate food It overcomes the gastric
K eep the chick* In the liouae lu tha * w
i-ritability snd symptom» of indigestion, morning until the dew ha* dried from
AltM vr
TI.MK Si liKIX'I.KS
I> kimkt
and thus the person is saved from those
S t a y t o n ,
*
O r e u o n .
rttoM
rttM
Prom Por Ila mi
avmptoma of fever, night sweats, headache, the grass.
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eic.. which are so common
Do not forget that the fow ls In warm
Chiusile
An alterative extract like Dr. Pierce’# 1 weather must have shade, even If It I*
Portland Hall l.ake, Denver. Pt
Wor Ih.) tuia lia, Kan­
Special
Golden Medical Discovery, made o f root»
sas City, si. Louis, b Ih J », in
«:15s tu.
aud herbs, without the use o f alcohol, will necessary to hulld a lean-to for them.
Ma It mil
L'htcago ami Ka»t.
assist the stomach in assimilating or taking
I f you w ill keep fa ir chick* put them
in*ton.
up from the food such elements as are by thniiNehea where they can have a
Atlantic
required for the blood, will assist the liver
F r r n f l i n n «l K i i k I U I i .
chance to grow and not be trumpled
Kx press Httlt U k « f)«iivt«r FI.
in throwing off the poisons in the system.
Prepared to cry shies in Marion and
Wurlìi .oiiiffh», K«n
s:l5p.
in,
■»« City, Hi Lolite, 7:1» » m.
adjoining counties. Terms reasonable.! T h e celebrated Mrs. Tlckuesse u n-! Do not permit some designing druggist underfoot by stronger bird*.
vis Hunt­
to insult your intelligence bv offering you
Chlc«tfoan«l
Kaal.
dertook
to
construct
a
letter
every
ington,
Young duck* should be kept aw ay
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
a remedy which he claims is "just as good "
w ord o f which should be French, yet —because he made it up himself, or teu from swim m ing w ater until they are
V) alla Wslla.l.e» Isloii
M EH AM A,
-
OREGON.
Mi. caul
110 Frenchman should be able to read chances to one you will get a nuiln inr w ell feathered.
Hpokane. Wallace,
Past Mall
made
up
largely
o
f
alcohol,
which
will
Pullman .Minneapo­ H UU a in
it, w hile an illiterate Englishman
A s an egg producing grain out» It: 13 p m
cnly weaken the system
lis,MI. Palli, Pulluli,
via
should decipher It w ith ease, aud w rote
Mllsailker.l'llli ago
Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medicdl Discovery hasn't an equal nmotig ¿ureal*.
.H|>okaii«.
the fo llow in g:
au <1 Kaal.
is heartly recommended by every person
T n « i N t n i n a c h Is Ihi- M a o .
“ Pre, dire sistre, comme &. so us. & who has ever used it and it has stood the
O C IA N AND R lV tR S C H tO U L f
test of thirty-eight years of approval from
P o rt a it K m noi im o
R v « * r y fl v * « U v » » t h h i j ».
passe the de here i f yeux canne, A people all over the United States.
A weak ntoniach weakens the man,
i h . K o r A " t o r lit. w a y |M * ln t« a n d N o r t h R e a r t i
chat tu ml dam e; dine here, A yeux
F rkk
Dr 1’ierce s Common Sense la-cau-c it cannot transform the f o o d h a l l v ( a x i H ' | » t M o n d a y ) a t M :*0 j » . t u ; M m n r d a v '
a t l o m i I» u i
f i a i l y » i t r v t e i « ' w a t e r p « * f u m 1 1 n u )
mal go to the fa ire If yeux plaise; yeux Medical Adviser is sent /fee on receipt of
Health o i l W i l l a m e t t e a n d Y a m h i l l l ( i v » m
to pay expense of mailing only. lie eat* into nourishment.
mal bave fiche, mutin, porc, buter, stamps
Send >i one-cent stamps for the book in and stiength cannot tic restored to
S TA YTO N , OREGON.
For fu ll e r In f o r m a t io n a»k or w r ite your
foule, haïr, fruit, pigeon, olives, sal- paper covers, or ji stamps for the cloth-
tie a re • l tteltet agent or
lette fo r ure dinner, A excellent te. café, peuad volume Address Dr. R. V Pierce, any sick man or weak woman without
A. L. C R A I G ,
•
I have on hand a full line of sample« port vin, A liqueurs; A tel ure bette A A-ati'aio. N Y »
lirst restoring health snd strength to
lletn-ral P a - »*■ tiger Agent
Dr Pierce’s Pel els cure biliouaaesft
poli
tu
comm
e;
Ile
go
tu
the
faire
A
T
h
e
O
re
for Spring and Summer Suits.
the stomach. A weak stomach can­ P or tl a n d , Oregon go n Railroad ,k N a v ig a tio n Cw
visite the baron.
Itut l f yeux dont
Repairing and cleaning a specialty.
not digest enough fund to feed ili» tis­
comme to us. Ile go tu ure bouse A se
s
u e * ami revive the tired and run down
oncle. A se houe he does; fo r ml dame E x cu rsio n R ates to Y aq u in a Bay
limbs and organs of the body. K<>dol
ses he beunt 11. Hut doux comme, ml
On June 1st the Southern Pacific
dire; yeux canne 11 here, yeux nos—lf
Dyspep-ia Cure digests whst yon eat,
yeux louve musique, yeux mal have the Co. will resume sale of excursion tick­ cleanses snd strength) ns the glands
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harp, lutte, or viol here.
Adieu, ml ets to Newport and Yaquina Bay.
sud membranes of the stomach, and
dire sistre.” —London Globe.
Both season and Satnrday-to-Monday
i
Tag M ail is mailed regularly to its subscrib­
er» until a definite order to discontinue ia re­
ceive«! and all arrearages are paid.
D EN TIST
J. A. RICHARDS,
General Auctioneer
add
U n i o n P a c i f i c
JOHN HENKEL,
Merchant - Tailor
Ask the Ajjent for
F. SILHAVY’S
T IC K E T S
W a g o n an d
H a in t S h o p
The
Repairing and Painting Wagons. Bug­
gies, Etc., a specialty. New wagons,
hacks, and buggies made to order.
First-class work guaranteed.
R eal
l n lo orn .
E arly In the last century the unicorn
o f ancient myth cam e within the realm
o f scientific know ledge iu the form o f
the w hite rhinoceros, the largest, next
to the elephant, o f modern quadrupeds.
For long years the unicorn's only
known habitat w as on a coat o f arms.
Ancient w riters who had told o f It
were discredited until a one homed
rhinoceros, found by Murco Polo in
Sumatra, received this name.
And
early in the last century Burcbell also
discovered In South A frica, between
the Orange and Zam bezi rivers, the
huge w h ite pachyderm.
It had. in
truth, tw o horns, but one was so small
as to be scarcely perceptible, while the
other, tufted with bristles at the base,
was so many as four feet long, curving
and tapering to a hard, sharp point.
cures indigestion, dyspepsia anil all
tickets will he sold. This popular re­
stomach troubles.
Sold by Brewer
sort is growing in favor each year, ho­
Drug Co.
tel rates are reasonable and the oppor­
tunities for fishing, hunting and sea
T r l r p h o n «* H h n c k a .
bathing are unexcelled by any other
She Is It possible to receive a shock
resort on tbe Pacific Const.
through the telephone? H e Sun-. But
the shock usually depends upon who
Q u a i n t St o ry o f V i c t o r U n c o .
la at the otlu-r eud o f the Hue Cincin­
In the diary o f Sir Montstuart Grant nati Enquirer.
Duff the fo llow in g story Is told regard­
A I ’ owrctr f o r G o o d .
ing Victor H ugo: An ardeut admirer
once said to H ugo: 'T h e nation hus
The pills tluit are potent in their
never treated you quite properly; no
action uml plcnsmit in effect are Do- S pokane, St. P au l, D u lu th , M in ­
street has been culled after you; there
neapolis, C hicago, St. Louis
ought to be a lin e Victor Hugo " "That, W itt’s Little Early Ki*cr*. W. S. l*hil-
mid nil (mints E-isl »lid Suit til.
pot,
of
Albany,
Gu.,
say»:
‘
‘
During
a
w ill come, my children; that w ill
come,” said the master. Then another bilious attack I took one. Small us it
disciple took up tbe running uml suld: w h s it did me more good than calomel
“ A street! That Indeed would be noth­
blue mass or any other pill I ever took
ing; a whole quarter o f the city should
the F ly e r
th e F a st M a i l ^
ami
at the same time the effect was
he called a fter you ." "T h a t w ill ronih,
It 1« G o o d to L s u k I i -
my children; that w ill come,” said the pleasant. Little Eurlv Kiser* are cer­
master.
Tliereu|>oii a third disciple tainly an ideal pill. Sold by Btewer S P L E N D I D S E R V I C E
H
ealth,
an
English
publication,
says:
Phone 21.
UP TO DATE EQUIPM ENT
“ It is good to laugh. Th ere Is prob­ Joined In: "P a ris should cease to he
Drug Co.
CO URTEOUS EMPLOVES
ably not the remotest corner or little Paris, and be renamed City o f V ictor
inlet o f the minute blood vessels o f H ugo.” “ T h a t w ill come, my children,
E sp h osr,
Dsylight trip ni-maa the Ciut-gile
the hotly that does not feel some w ave­ that w ill come,” said Hugo serenely.
"W h y did you ever name your daugh­
anil Rocky Mountains.
let from the great convulsion produced
ter Clyteinnestra ?”
by hearty laughter shaking the central
Fr o m I 4H t o Wf P o u n d » .
“ Oh. 1 dunno, except that my w ife
Undertaker
For tickets, mtes, folders, uml full
man. Th e blood moves more rapidly.
One of the most remarkable cases of aeemed to think It would go w ell with information, cull on nr »ddres*
Probably its chemical, electric or vital
Htilgga.'' Chicago Record Herald.
Embalmer
condition is distinctly modified. It con­ cold, deep seated on the lungs, caus­
H. DICKHON, City Ticket Agent,
W h i t t ’ » I n h Nt t i ne?
Good A s s o r t m e n t o f C a s ­ veys a different impression to all the ing pneumonia, is that of Mrs. Gert­
122 Third St. Pnrllsnd, Ur.
organs o f the body as it visits them rude E. Fenner, Marion. Ind.,who was
k ets a n d C ases.
Everything
is
in
the
name
when
it
on that particular mystic Journey when entirely cure»I by the use of One Min­
H. G. Y E K K E S , O. \V. 1*. A.
comes to Witch Hazel halve. E. C.
Personal attention given to funerals the man is laughing from w bat It does
I>12 l«t A n - , Seattle, Wash.
when desired. Emhslining after latest a t other times. Th e time may come ute Cough Cure. She says: "Cough­ DeWitt A Co. of Chicago discovered
We give expedited service on height.
methods. No extra charge for dress- when physicians shall prescribe to a ing and straining so weakened me some j-ears ago how to make u salve
Route your shipments via the Great
ingcoipse
Lady attendant when re­ torpid patient so many peals o f laugh­ that I ran down in weight from 148 to
from Witch Hazel that is it specific Northern. Full information from
quired. A first-class hearse at a mod­ ter to be undergone at such and such 92 pound.. I tried a number of reme­
for piles. For blind, bleeding, itching
erate charge.
a tim e.”
\VM. H ARDER,Gen'l Agent,
W a te r S tree t,
S ta y to n , Ore.
Electric Lights
Are Good Lights.
Are You Using Them'*
2
Stayton Electric Light Co.
Overland Trains Daily
and
W. E. THOMAS
Burial Robes, Shoes, Gloves
and Hosiery Furnished.
h-graph or telephone»! my expense.
W . E. T H O M A S , S TA YTO N . ORE.
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Pioneer
White
Lead
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Is absolutely P U R E and $
will O U T W E A R all
\
other Leads.
I f y o u r local dealer don’t carry it write to i
uf» and we will see that you get it.
W. P. FU LLER & CO.
P O K T I.A N D , ORK.
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KCany S ta ir».
T b e very acme o f e a ie ia reached In
stairs that have treads tw elve to fifteen
inches broad and risers five to seven
Indies high. Th e run or distance in
most houses is too short to allow o f
this, but they should come as near It
as the architect o f the house —111 per­
mit. It 1» so easy to clim b such stairs
that one hardly is aw are o f any effort.
Numbers o f incurably broken down
women ow e their bad health to the
steep stairs which they have been
obliged to clim b daily.
dies to no avail until I used One Min­
and protruding piles, eczema, burns,
ute Cough Cure. Four bottles of this
cuts, bruises and all skin diseases, De-
wonderful « medy cured me entirely of
W itt’s Halve has no equal.
This has
the cough, strengthened my lungs and
I given rise to several worthless coun­
restored me to my normal weight,
terfeits. Ask for DeWitt’*— the gen­
health and strength.’'' Sold by Brewer
uine. Sold by Brewer Drug Co.
Drug Co.
An Marly Answ er.
M erry D ivo rce.
Recently a worthy couple o f Zurich,
who had been married fo r several
years, decided to get a divorce, and no
sooner had tbe court annulled their
m arriage than they proceeded to show
their friends bow rejoiced they w ere
T h e C r u c i a l M o m e n t .
One o f the fa v o rite maxims o f Gen* at the news. Th e tw o principals went
eral G rant and one certainly In ac­ arm In arm to a lending hotel, w here
cord with human nature was that In J they ordered a supper fo r several
every closely contested hatlle there guests, and a fe w hours later a merry
comes a tim e when both sides are ex ­ party assembled there and did not
hausted. When this condition arises, break up until a fter midnight.
Those present say that the gentleman
he said, the arm y that first breaks the
who
had Just been freed from his w ife
lull and puts itself in motion is likely
to win. A blow then is worth a dozen and who. by the w ay, paid fo r the sup­
per was w on derfu lly gallniyl to her
previous ones.
during the entire evening, paying her
more attention than any other woman,
D uty B e fo re I'lr n .n r r .
Hostess (to new curate»—W e seem to and that she, too, seemed Just ns hap­
be talking o f nothing but horses. Mr. py as though she had Just been mar­
Soothem. A re you much o f a sports­ ried.
man? Curate— Iteally, L ady Betty. I
B u ck le»’ * Arnica Salve.
don't think I ought to say that I am.
I used to collect butterflies, but I have
Has world wide fame for marvelou*
given up even that now .—London Tlt- cures. It surpasses any other salve,
Blts.
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B e i a l y la B lo o a D eep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. N o
beauty without it. Caacareta, Candy Cathar­
I f D i d n ’t P a y .
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
Jones—M orris is now convinced that
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im­
purities fr ,n the body. Begin to-day to advertising does not pny. Smith—Why,
Danish pin 'lea, boils, blotches, blackheads, I thought he advertised for a w ife and
and that a» :!y bilious complexion by taking got one. Jones So be did, and that’s
Caacareta,--leauty for ten cent*. All drug-
w hy he says It doesn't pay.
gists, aatiaf.. lion guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c.
lotion, ointment or balm for cuts,
corns, burns, boils, sores, felons,ulcers,
tetter, salt rheum, fever sores, chapped
hands, skin eruptions; infallible for
piles. Cure guaranteed. Only 26c ut
.
all druggists.
Mistress-— W hy don’ t you put o ff your
letter w ritin g until nfter breakfast?
Maid Please, ma'am, whin me cousin
w rote to tne be suld he wanted me to
w roite him an answer n* early as pos­
sible.
P o rtla n d an d R etu rn Only $2.75
I'orllaud, Oregon.
Corvallis & Eastern Railroad
T I M K CA K D.
No.
2
F or Y a q i V - a :
I.en ve» A Ihniiv
12 45 P III.
«t
Corvallis
1 46 P- ni.
A rri ves Y squilla
6:40 P- ni.
No. 1, H kti k m x o .
l.eavei« Yaquina
7 16 a. ni.
tt
Corvallis
11 30 a. ni.
Arrive s Albany
12 15 P- in.
No. 3. F or D p . thoit .
Leaves Albany
1 :00 P- IM.
A rri ves Detroit. . . . . . . . .
h ou P- m.
No. 4 F rom Dpr in HT.
Leavei i Detroit .. . . ........ . fi 30 a. m
Arrives Albany .. .. ......... 11:16 a. m.
T rains I. kavi c K i m i STO N
( íoing W est............ • » # • • i , !» 55 a, in.
( íoing East............
2 Ofi P. m.
No. 1 arrives in Albany in time to
The Southern Pacific Co. is now
selling round trip ticket* to Portland
from West Stayton for $2 75, good go­
ing Saturday p. in. <>r any train of
Sunday, returning Sunday and Mon­
day, giving all Sunday and Monday in
Portland. T I im sanie arrangement ap­
plies from Portland, giving Portland
people it chance to visit Valley points
connect wi th S. P. south hound train,
at greatly reduced rates.
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior,
I,snd office at Oregon c ity , Oregon,
August ft, 1901.
N o t i c e 1 » h e r e b y g i v e n M i s t t h n f o l l o w i n g
n s i m - i l s e t t l e r h a « tth -d n o t i c e o f tils I n t e n t i o n
to m a k e final p ro o f in «u p im rt of h i. c la im .a n d
t h a t «slit p r i s i t w i l l l x - m a d e b e f o r e t t i e C o u n t y
o f 1,1 o n C o u n t y . s t t l l m n y . O r e g o n . H c p t e m l - c r ' ¿ S ,
190 « . v i z : F r e d W . T w a y ; I t . K . N o . 13 * 89 , f o r t h e
N K 11 S e c . 12 T . t o H , I t . l P
H o n a m e s th e fol­
lo w in g w itn e sse s to p ro v e h i. c o n tin u o u s resi­
d e n c e u p o n sin) c u ltiv a tio n o ' «aid la n d , vix:
lls rry T . S h e » .o f K n x V a lle y , O r e g o n ; R o b e rt
H r o w n , o f A lb a n y . O re g o n ; H e n r y L y n n s , of
L y o n s , O re g o n ; F re d M a rtie s, of F o x V a lle y ,
O r e g o n .
ALGKKNON 8. DRKHSKR, Register.
as w ell as gi v i ng tw o or three hours in
Albany before departure o f 8 P. north
hound train .
Train No. 2 connects with the M I*,
trains at Corvallis and Albany giving
direct service to Newport anti adjacent
beaches.
Train No. 3 for D etroit, Breitenlutsh
and o th er m ou ntain resorts leave* Al­
bany at 1 :(X> p. in.
For further in form a tion apply to
E d w i n H t o n r . Manager,
T hoh . C o c k r k l l , Agent ,
Albany, Oregon.